Cheraw chronicle. (Cheraw, S.C.) 1896-2005, March 05, 1914, Page Page Six, Image 6
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A Gravestone Blunder.
''A typographical error in a newspaper
is Wad enough." quoted a genealo- j
gist who has been inspecting some undent
gravestones in the old North Dorchester
burying ground, "but it hasn't
the time defying persistency of an error
graven In stone, such, for example.
as I noted in an inscription in this old
cemetery as follows:
".'In memory of Mrs. Sarah Davis,
who departed life April 11, 1790, in the
eighty-eighth year of his age.'"
It is curious that such an error conld
have escaped the attention of the engraver.
of the husband and of all others
who must have seen the stone in
those early days.?Boston Post
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LESS DYSPEP^LUVmY ^
. ?HERE'S THE REASOX
The fact that there is less dyspepsia
and indigestion in this community
than there used to be is largely, we
believe, due to the extensive use of
Rexall Dyspepsia Tablets, hundreds
of packages of which we have sold.
No wonder we have faith in them. No
wonder we are willing to offer them
to you for trial entriely at our risk.
Among other things, they contain
Pepsin and Bismuth, two of the greatest
digestive aids known to medical
science. They soothe the inflamed
stomach, allay pain, check heartburn
and distress, help to digest the food,
and tend to quickly restore the
healthy state.
There is no refc tape about our guarantee.
It means just what is says.
We'll ask you no questions. Your
word is enough for us. If Rexall Dyspepsia
Tablets don't restore your stom
ach to health and make your digestion
easy and comfortable, wo want you
to come back for your money. They
are sold only at the 7.00 Rexall Stores,
and in this town only by us. Three
sizes, 25, 50c and $1.00?Ladd's Drug
Store. Cheraw. S. C.?Advertisement.
The Same Old Suit.
One Kyed Dill Plaster, long since
passed to his reward, moved suddenly
from Texas to Arizona.
"How comes it. Bill." asked Marc
Smith, now senator front Arizona,
"that you left Texas and came over
here?"
"Why." said Bill. 'Til tell you.
Marc. It's all on account of a lawsuit.
Every term of court I was pestered
with a lawsuit. Always there
was that durn lawsuit every blamed
^ ft-rm. and I just sloped to get lid
' of it."
"What lawsuitV"
* Oh." Bill answered, "the same old
lawsuit every time. They alius called
it the commonwealth of Texas agin
Iiill Blaster" Saturday Evening Post.
SORROW.
To he always fortunate and to
pa!.r 'I- ; h Idr with a soul that
ha! ? sorrow is to be
ijnv ' > hie.
WHEN ALL SIGNS FAIL
By CARRIE CLARKE.
Helene RamBey was extremely superstitious,
and had every omen of
good or bad luck sytematically catalogued
in the pigeonholes of her mem- '
ory, and her days were spent trying to
offset any calamity predestined by the
ill omen. Strung about her neck were
several Egyptian amulets of good for- |
tune; a four-leafed clover reposed in
the left shoe; a rabbit's paw occupied the
inside pocket of her Jacket; on her (
right hand was worn a moonstone
ring; the god Billiken grinned his approval
of her devout worship at the
shrine of luck from his throne on her |
dressing table.
Helene was a fair vision as she
stood before the oval mirror drawing a j
comb through her wavy bronze hair.
She wae dressing to receive Billy Pax- ,
ton, who came twice a week to "bring ,
a box of candy and pay his respects
*- ? " aa Ualana wnuM foil L'nn
IU UiUUlCI , AD n vutu vvti ,
should you display curiosity enough
to ask her.
The last hairpin was finally placed ;
in position, and Helena raised the |
comb to arrange a few refractory ,
tresses, when it fell from her hand to (
the floor. "A disappointment," she said j
almost tearfully, and, going to the |
door, called: "Betty! Betty, come here,
I want you!""
"Her younger sieter appeared.
"Please, dear pick up that comb for
me."
Betty did as she was bid, grumbling > '
the while. "You and your old super- !
stitions! r thought by your tragic
oice something dreadful had hap- j ?
pened, or I never would have come." i 1
Then she left the room with this part- | <
ing shot of sarcasm: "Be careful to- { ,
night, Helene, dear, for it is new j ,
moon. Look at it over your right shoul- .
der?or is it the left? It keeps one
busy to- remember correctly all the .
unfailing eigne. Ill not see you any
more this evening, so pleasant dreams.
I am going to read."
Helene donned her frock and looked
critically at her reflection, and knew
that she was looking better than usual.
Blue always was becoming, and Billy {
admired this more than any of her ^
other gowns. Helene wondered if he
cared very deeply for her. It would 1
be such a satisfaction to know, for
during the three years of their friend- <
ship Billy had never once become sen-!
timental enough to declare his devo-! I
tion, but week after week maintained |
that comfortable, Intimate, heart-stony (
affection which ie very gratifying, but |
which no girl of normal discrimination | <
could mistake for love. Helene had ,
reached a stage where Billy puzzled \
* a IrnAnr nrhof !
ner, ailU BUB wnuieu iu iyliutt num. |
thoughts, concerning herself, lurked '
behind his gray eyes and placid coun- 1
tenance. In the midst of these reflec
tions the doorbell rang, and she descended
as the maid ushered Billy Paxton
to the drawing room. Helene
found him ensconced in his cnstomery
armchair, but he arose to greet her as
Bhe entered. After the usual pleasantries
had been exchanged, he said: "Do
you mind going for a walk, Helene?
The night le glorious as only a June,
rose-scented night can be. I want you
to come unprotestingly to wherever I
care to lead you. Do you consent?" j
"Is this to be an adventure that you
speak so gravely, sir knight? If so, |
I trust myself entirely to your pro-,
tection and we will start immediately." |
And they suited the words to action, j
When she reached the open Helene |
scanned the heavens for the moon, and ;
saw it over the wrong shoulder; then I
a black cat ran across tbe path and an
owl hooted mournfully in the sycamore
tree. A queer creepy sensation danced
up and down Helene's spinal vertebrae,
and she felt her pocket to see
whether the rabbit's foot was there,
but it was not. Crossing the park they
started the peacocks that had roosted
for the night, and these disagreeable
* nonrtofn] Q i r with t h pf T
luwia rem me ^cttwiu* ? ??v..
demoniac shrieks.
Helene clutched Billy's arm In frantic
terror. "Let us return; I am really
frightened."
"Nonsense," said the phlegmatio
Billy, "you are coming with me."
On he led her, never pausing until
they reached the hedge surrounding
a pretty house. Then Billy speke
again. "This is the parsonage, Helene,
and I have arranged for the minister
to marry us tonight. For a long
time I have loved you, but hesitated
to tell you because I knew that you
would never select a wedding day until
all the signs pointed to luck, and
that would mean months of waiting,
for this is 1913?your objection number
one."
"But I don't want to marry you,"
gasped Helene. "I am afraid."
"0, yes you do, and you must get
over your fear. Give me your hand,
Helene!"
She tremblingly obeyed, and over
the third finger of her left hand he
slipped a ring. Helene shuddered as
sho saw the opal surrounded with dia
monds, but someEow the glitterini
band Bilenced her misgivings and i
strange Joy crept into her heart
They mounted the steps to the ve
randa and Helene saw the numbei
above the door?it was 1313.
Then Billy clasped her in his armi
and kissed her lips and eyeB. "B<
brave now, dearest, I took this waj
because I love you and want to provi
how foolish your superstitions are
Ours will be a happy marriage, for :
mean to make it so."
Helene touched the bell and smll
Ingly said, "This is the time when &1
signs fail."
The door opened and the7 ,;ussec
within. It was Friday, the thirteenth
The Other Way.
There was a hopeful gleam in th?
eyes of Mm voting man with it slight!;
retreating com as lie approached tin
father of his ladylove.
"Will you give your daughter to un
In marriage, sir?" he asked in as Urn
a tone as lie could mustei.
"I'm afraid you are not well enougl
acquainted with her. young man." re
marked the father.
"Why. I've seen her twice a weel<
for nearly a year." said the astonlshtK
suitor.
"That may all (*>:" st?id the parent
"hut If von knew much'about her char
ncter you'd have said; 'Will you giv<
me to your daughter I to marriage? "
Picture* With Poetic Titles.
Poetl<* titles for pictures begun to bt
nsed by painters about the time when
Christinas curds were inveuted. Be
'ore that period a painting was called
"Portrait of a Man." "An Interloi
Wltlj Figures." "A Woody Landscape.'
tud such like, as the subject befitted
When the sentlmentnl fashion reallj
let In nearly every artist took counse
jf an anthology. The late Sir Wllllan
Orchurdsou had a very pretty taste lr
Itles. aud recently at Sotheby's wa>
leen an interior with, two figures tnth?
foreground called in. the catalogue:
How delicious lo the winning
Of a klsa ati love's beginning!
?London Telegraph*
An Overpayment.
A pretty American countess?she la
herited $8.0?K).000 from her father'!
ivholesale plant?found marriage a. die
ippolntment.
Her dyed and corseted old husband
laid bitterly to her one day:
"Ours was a business marriage. Yoi
bought my little title with your mil
lions us-you'd buy a. yard, of cloth Id ?
shop."
"Yes," blazed, the young countess"yes,
but 1 ought to have got som#
change!"?Exchange.
A Startling Debut.
A comedy of errors describes tin
9rst appearance on the stage of Hunt
ley Wright. He was supposed to im
icrsonate the warder of a madhouse
ind the scene opened with the briitsa
ill treatment of the hero, and It endec
with a gunpowder explosion, lu hi!
nervousness the warder dropped his
up. und. being agitated and short
lighted, he picked up tbe pan of gun
[lowder instead. It instantly blew up
nearly frightening him out of his wits
He rushed from the stage ami collaps
.'d, as be thought, on a stool in tb(
wings, which turned out to he a fin
bucket full of water! ? London An
iwers.
What a lark It would ho If an eg>
eatne down the chimney.
No. It wouldn't, unless It was n lark*!
esc. and even then not until it wui
hatched.
Effcsiietlv.
GRAINS OF WISDOM.
When the ass is given thee run
aud take him hy the halter, and
v hen good luck knocks at the
door let him in and keep him
there.?Spanish Proverb.
When the belly is empty the
body becomes spirit: when it is
full the spirit becomes body.?
Saadi.
We receive but little advantage
from repeated protestations
of gratitude, but they cost them
very much from whom we exact
them in return.?(Joldsinith.
We read far too many things,
thus losing time and gaining
nothing. We should only read
what we admire.?tSoothe.
They who lie soft and warm in
a rich estate seldom come to
heat themselves at the altar.?
Soiithey.
This I think charity?to love
Cod for himself and our neighbor
for Cod. ? Sir Thomas
Browne.
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NOTICE OF DISCHARGE.
Notice is hereby given that I will ^
apply to the Judge of Probate at |
Chesterfield Court House, on the 9tn
day of March. 1914, for a final discharge
as administrator of the estate [ __
of Campbell Ingrahain, deceased. 1 |j#
0. D. TURN AGE,
Feb. 7. 1914. .Administrator, j
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Military Examiner?What must a ,
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