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REMOVED A SEVEN-FOOT HAIR.
The Judge Prepared a Big Surprise
for His Wife.
National Magazine.
One of the overture stories of
this session of Congress was told
in the cloak room by 8en?tor
Nathan B. 8cott, of West Vir
ginia, whose dramatic mode of
narration made the tale doubly
lujpiuooj vc.
It seems that a judge of his
acquaintance had a very charming
wife, bat she was overneat
and was forever brushing
miscroscopic dust from his
clothes; still all went well until
she stinted on the "hair hunt."
After that she never sat beside
her husband for five minutes
but she perceived a hair of some
sort on his clothing, and hastened
to remove it, be it hair of
dog, cat or human being.
About this time there came
to the town a long haired lady,
possibly one of the Sutherland
Sisters, who sat in state at one
of the principal hotels, daily ex
hibiting her 6even feet of b,ack
hair to an admiring audience.
The judge was present at one of
these exhibitions, watched his
opportunity and secured a
hair.
He and his wife were regu '
lar attendants at eburcb, and at
the Sunday morniug services be
suffered most from his wife's
hair-finding proclivities. Just
as be composed bis mind to
listen to the reading?tbe sermon
or even tbe prayers?he
would feel a 6?iddeu pluck a?
some part of bis c'otbing?abair
was discovered?and so on all
through the service. The judge
feared that some time lie would
be heard to say a naughty word
in churcu.
On the Sunday after his brief
visit to the long-haired lady his
last preparation for worship was
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Horses. Cottle, Hogs end Po
singular. A comer of his haodkerchief
was carefully arranged
to peep from his coat pocket,
and, showing upon the white
background, dangled an end ol
a hair.
With marvelous patience he
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enaurea me scrutiny 01 meguuu
lady beside him; her eyes sooi)
reached his pocket, but a chance
to secury the hair without attracting
attention did not arrive
until the sermon began,
when the judge crossed his arrot
and was evidently absorbed in
the eloquent utterances from the
pulpit. A cautiousjerk broughl
away a foot of black hair?an
other yank, another foot. There
was a little surprise that the
end was not reached?a third
foot came to light, then a pause
to be sure the "hunt" was uonoticed.
A fourth yank, still
no end to that hair. The good
lady was exasperated and yank
five was energetic?still no end
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dam[ chill came over.her, but
she was a courageous and determined
American woman?yank
number six?desperation?talk
about nighimare?it was a joke
to this! One more pull and
sieven feet of hair was on the
seat between her and the
judge.
It could not be left there for
the sexton to marvel over, so it
was hastily thrust under the
heavy cover of her hymn book,
while she mopped the perspira
tion from her face and fixed her
eyes in rapt attention on the
face of the minister, devoutly
hoping that the "hair hunt" had
been unobserved by the congregation.
Quietly the judge's hand slipped
down to the hymn book?a
moment and the hair was in hi,
pocket; no matter if it broke
now. The sermon ended, the
ireful lady grasped the boob
with relentless grip, holding or
for dear life as she walked home
connecting scathing sentence tt
be uttered in the privacy o
home?no word of the judge'i
? 1 /V n A *-? " nAniTC.rootlAn TI7 Q (
|) i i; a o a ii i V/Uu vciounvu nwi
heard.
The front door closed behinc
them.
"William, what did you hav<
in your coat pocket this morn
ing?"
The judge looked at her wit!
a questioning and innocen
gaze.
"You had this;" she went 01
sternly, opening up the cover o
the hymn book. There was thi
flyleaf with the name neatlj
written on it?nothing more?
absolutely nothing more. Shi
turned pale and stared blanklj
at her husband
"You could not have lost i
speck of dust from that bool
coining home, Mary," he grave
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ly assured her. "I saw the ex- <
i traordioary way you gripped it. <
, What did vou think was in- <
i side?" " j
F "Think!" she said indignant- <
ly. "I know I had a hair there <
i ?yards long," and she told the <
I whole story. , <
I The judge surveyed her "more <
i in sorrow than in anger.'1 <
"My dear, you have imagined <
the whole thing; this bair hun':- <
, ing is becoming a posit ive mania h
i with you." aod he proceeded <
i withaspepch as eloquent as auy <
s ever addressed to the listeners <
; in a crowded court. ;
Senator 8cott says that today, <
! it the judge should walk out <
) fairly festooned with a thousand <
I hairs, it is doubtful if his wife <
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The Augusta Herald tells of a
story of how a merchant iu that
city used the 8avannah river to
practical effect which might well
be a lesion to the people of this
section, who have the Pee Dee
' so close to their doors. This merchant
tried the experiment of
having one small shipment
i made by way of the river in5
stead of the usuul route from
; Bostou, and he saved ?4.29 ou
; a shipment weighing only 2040
pounds. The difference iu the
i (freight rate was as 90 is to 75.
I T>lw. -TOrt-nlii...iL3 r\f Plnrttnnu n n
j I I 1IC MJCIl/liail vo \j i a j*/i v-uvv vtui
) count up what would be their
f own saving.if we had a line of
3 boatfi on the Pee Dee and our
3 own little road, trolley or steam,
from Allison to Florence.
1 The total freight into Florence
in a ylor is estimated at
3 100,000 ton, and the estimate ;
- is conservative. About half of .
that might be counted as freight I
i that could be bought by river
t from New York Boston. Char- J
leston or some other distant I
- nninf and iP"thfl NftVintr on this ?
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f conld be onlj two dollars a ton 1
i it would mean for Florence
j merchanls s^nething like $100,- i
- 000 saved, ?Dd that is no incon3
siderable sutfi, it might be used
/ each year to erect cotton mills,
or other factories and in a few ;
i years we win Id be so ricb. that \
i we would n*t know ourselves.?
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The Stat? of 8oath Carolina,
County of Chesterfield.
By M. J. Hough, Probate Jndge.
Whereas, D. F. Brock mado'snit
to me, to grant him letters of administration
of the eHtate and effects of
Daniel MoLaurin.
These are therefore to cite and admonish
all and singular the kindred aid
creditors of the said Daniel McLaaria deceased,
that they be and appear before
me, in the Conrt of Probate, to bs held
at Chesterfield on 80th day of March
next after publication thereof, at 11
o'clock in the forenoon, to show cause,
if any they have, why the said administration
shoald not be granted.
Gives nnder my hand, this 13th day
of March, Anno Domini, 1908.
M. J. HOUGH,
Probate Jsdge.
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