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The Clinton Chronicle, Clinton, S. C„ Thursday, February 1,1934
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BLAMING AMERICA
*1 doa’t kaow what ‘stenographer*
ipeans. Why can’t we have Eng
lish?’ cried out the indignant Justice
Bennett In the Chancery court in
London. . The word occurred In an
affidavit. X
One barrister. In aMWer. thought
It meant ‘‘typist,” another “a short
hand writer.” A third Offered that
the'affidavit was made by a tnan who
had Just come from America.
Yet the word is in the Universal
Dictionary of the English language
(London) and the New English Dic
tionary (London).—Literary Digest
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Waiting in the minister's study while
the w'edding procession is "being mar
shaled, Jim Franklin, about to be mar-
Tied to Doris Carmody. is stabbed to
death. Callis Shipley, one of the brides
maids, is obviously in a state of
anxiety. Peter Cardigan, novelist, and
-amateur detective of some note, with
Sergeant Kilday. of the New York po
lice, begin the official investigation.
CHAPTER II
Suspects
"Here.” said Peter. "iR tlie knife
that killed Franklin.”
The groupJ[n the sacri.Rty turned
startled glances In his direction,
"Where did you find that?” Nick
Royce demttnde<l.
Peter explained how it had heep
hanging In its .Rcahhard. high on the
wall of the st Uksji. . ■
Sergeant Kilday. handling it care
fully by the scaldtard, as Peter had
done in order not to mar any finger
prints tliere might be on the handle. I
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P. W. MAYNIE, • • KKLTON, S. CAR.
jRARETTEt HOU.VWOOD'S OWN SONti
HIT. fnspirsd by tbs Qussn of tbs Screen
tfs mallsd. errcdiMrailoos tlejlno stanag^.
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CHilPKIIONISUI
To relievo tihe
and h*—*** ^ roteiM of skin
and heahhi, spfdy ooothiiif
sna oeana, apply aoouunf m
Resmol
examined it minuttdy.
"Ever st'cn this lH‘forp. Doctor?
Inquirod of the rector.
*‘Ye.s. it is mine. 1 bnmght It
from .Teru.'salom.”
' "Did you usually kt'op it in your
stmly?”
lloctor .AluTiiathy lUMlrUMl. “All tlie
relics on the -we>r>t wall -of the^ fitu4y
are from tlie Iltdy laud,” he ex
plained.
The Rorgeant bandetl the weapon
carefully to one of his assistants.
"Look tlie .^hsiolie over for finger
prints,”.he orderetL "You can use the
study. .\r r«mu) as y(»u’re tlirougli
with it, bring it back to me. 1 want
to have a Io<»k at the blade, next,”
Then, tundng. he smiled significant
ly at Nick Royce.
"So you didn't'have time to run
home and hide the knife, elt, Mr.
■Iloyce?” _
"Don’t be a ftiol. Kilday.” The
raillery had died out of tlie newspa
per man's voice. "In the first place.
I douitt If that’s the wea|»on which
killed Franklin, .'seciindly, there were
half a dozen |»eopIe who had as g(KMl
an opi»ortunity to kill him as I. And
the, ottiers had niotivea, 1 hadn’t.”
^4i4tlf a dozen |»eople? I'erlinps
you can tell me who iliey were?” Kll-
day’s tone was eager, but frelglite<l
with doubt.
Royce. glanced sUiwIy around the
room before replying, his eyes Unger-.
Ing, momentarily, on both Ikx-tor Ab-
ernatliy and Ambrose rnrniody.
"Mr. rurmmly here had some word*
with Franklin in the study a stmrt
time before the murder.”
f'armody Rmiled briefly, as he
sliruggeil. It was evident tliat he
tiiouglit the statement tumeath his de
fense.
“And your son. Mr. f'arniod.v,” Nick
Royce eontiniUHl calmly. "Rylie came
liack here and threatened .Tim Frank
lin a short time liefore tlie wedding."
"Rylie?” f'armody’R tone expressed
his^'indignation. . “Re rarefui ^who you
try to involve in this affair, Roy«*e."
The eilitor of Topic* turned to tlie
rector for confirmation. "How about
It, Iioctor Aliemathy? You were
here.”
Tlie rector was obviously reluctant
to speak. “Yes,” he said finally,
"Rylie was here. He had ^an argu
ment, with Air* FiiiBkUn.io-4Qy—study,
a short time before the wedding.
"But he left right away,” Doctor
Abernathy hurried to add. "I talked
to Franklin after that So did Mr.
Royce. The l<lea that Rylie could
have been connected with this Is pre
posterous.”
"What time was this quarrel?” Kil
day demanded.
"I couldn’t say. exactly." The rec
tor was still doubtful. "Not later
than a quarter of four, l am sure."
"Probably earlier than that," added
Royce. "Rylie was the first one who
quarreled with .Franklin, and that was
right after we came. We arrived at
twenty minutes of four.”
"Did.I understand you to say that
Rylie waa the first one to quarrel
with Franklin. Nick?” Peter CardI
gan leaned forward, elbows on knees,
his lean brown hands clasped to
gether. watching the other man In
tently. "He had more than one quar
rel here, then?
Royce nodded, but glanced at Tar-
mody, before replying verbally. “There
was a woman,” be said.
Ambrose (^rmody turned toward
' the man atiflTIy. "I suppose you gave
an aof^unt of that to your newspa
per, too?” •
“Of course.” And then, for the
first time defending himself, Royce
hurried to say. "What else could I
do? Every paper in toyro will have
an account of it-^and of this woman,
too,
"It was Helen Train.” he cootlnoed.
this time addreaaing Kilday. "Uhoo
made no secret of hls^ttkchment for
her. The .whole town knew it—every
one except. ^ perhaps, the Carmody a”
Ambrose Carmody sat down heavily.
“When was this?” he asked. "Before
or after I Ulked with Franklin?” .
“After.” Royce’s tone was kindly.
*^rry, Mr. Carnaody, but you asked
for IL Choo Choo came in after Doc
tor Abernathy entered' the church.
She and Jim quarreled. Jim wanted
to know |what she was doing here. He
was angry. She claimed that he had
sent for her. I hushed them up. I
was afraid the sound of their voices
could be heard inside the church.
" ‘Come in here.’ Jim said and, grab
bing her by the arm, pulled her Into
the study., That was the last I heard.”
"Did you jtee her again?” • Kilday
wanted to know.
"No. She must have, left by the
back door.”
"How about Franklin?” Peter Car
digan inquired. "Did you see him
after that, either?’
Royce hesitated, as tlK>ugh for reflec
tion. “No o.” he said sWwly, "Come
to think of it, that was the last I saw
of Jim.”
They were interrupted by one of
Kllday’s assistants, entering from the
study with the dagger.
"No prints. Sergeant.” he reported.
"The handle must have been wiped)
clean."
"It was too much to hope for." re
plied Kilday. as he drew It from its
scahhard.
The blade was about five inches
long and .curved onl.v slightly. The
nuvst interesting feature of tlie dagger
was its handle of elaborately carved
I'
“You Will,-or I'll—’’
ivory, witli a curved metal lillt in the
slia|>e of two ram's horns, their tips
IKdnting downward. Tliei^ were no
stains on the blade. '
"Naturally, there wouldn’t be."
Peter pointed out. ''The slayer
willed it off on the curtain. But I
.Choo Train, of the Scandals. Franklin
am sure this is tlie knife which was
useil,”
"Why are you so sure?” Kilday
looktMl doubtful.
“Simply this." Tiie no^^eiist took
tlie dagger t>om his friend and (Kiint-
«h1 to the curved hilt. "Tliis explains
file bruise at eitlier end of the deep
wound. The dagger, you see. was
driven in all the way to tlie lillt. It
was a fKiwerful Idow. Kacli tip of the
ram’a horn left its mark ^>ll tlie slain
man's ImmI.v. C<»me and I’ll slmw you.”
In the St inly, - Peter's tlieory was
Isirne out hy the wound wiileh had
canse<l Franklin’s deatli. The blue
bruises at either end <if tlie wound.
wTien measured against the hilt of the
dagger, fitted |K‘rfectly
“It begins to look as tliough it
wasn’t a premeditated crime,” Ser
geant Kilday tM*gaii. "The murderer
or murderess, whichever the case may
be. grujdied this weaiion from tlie wall
Id a fit of passion It afipears that he
brought no weafmn with lilm.”
Peter stared thoughtfully at the rear
door of the rriom. "I wonder how
much this door had to do with It.’’ he
said'. He 's'piike "softTy.' as fhoiiigT) giv
ing-v<ilce to his thoughts, rHther*^hnn
expression to any formulare<l opinion.
"If that theory is correct.” he ron-
tlniiHk "there waa no reason for the
murderer to conceal ids movements
when he entereil the study. Tiien it
would have been s<ime one whom
either Royce or "the rector saw enter
ing the room. If the crime wasn’t
premeditated, there was no reason
why the murderer should have slipped
in here by the rear door.’,;
It was clear that Kilday, wiio had
paused to listen to his friend's reflec
tions, shared his doubts.
They were Interrupted by an ex
ultant detective. ,
**I.ook what we found in the garden.
Sergeant.”
Carefully wrappe<l in a handker
chief to prevent marring any finger
prints there might he on the weapon,
the officer exhibited hia find. '
It .waa a revolver. Kilday exam
ined it. clucking softly under his
breath. "Not preme«litated. eh? I.ooks
like we were guessing In the dark.
Peter. .Vow "we have aomething to
go on.” I
'Turning to the rector, he exhihiteil
the weapon for examination. "I don’t
suppose this was one of Vour relics,
was It. Doctor?” ~
“I have never owned a revolver In
my life,” denied Doctor Abernathy
hastily.
The detective banded the exhibit to
one of bla assistants. ‘Try it for fin
ger-prints,” he ordered tersely, his
searching gate coming to rest on
Nicholas Royce.
r
This actress yon saw here. Know
where she lives?’ *
"I can find out very easily.”
The sergeant turned away briskly.
“I can do It quicker. If you don't al
ready know.” —
There was a speculative light gleam
ing in his eyes as he turned to Peter
Cardigan. '^Pm, going ta have a talk
w’ith this woman." herald. "Want to
go along?"
"CR' course." the iffivelist agreed.
“But T still am very doubtful about
her ability to have delivered that
blow. That required more .strength
than theordjnary woman possesses, I
think." ^ .
(Jetting hack to me. eh?” Nick
This Week
4y Arthur Brisbanb
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Royce’a sihii^ was sardonic.
"Not necessarily. You have told us
about the tw^Carmo<lys and the
actres.s. Was anyone else here?”
The newspaper man hesitated, and
when he sp'»ke hi.* manner w*as very
deliberate. “I’ve mentioned all the
men,” he said. "Doctor Abernathy
and I were here most of the time.
Rylie Carmody came in eatly and
quarreled violently with Jim In the
study. His father.” he gl.anceil at
Ambrose Carmoily, "cj^me back here
Just a few minutes before the wed
ding was to start. I think he quar
reled with Jim. too."
"Perhaps I ma.Vj he able to help a
little." I>ootor .\hernathy volunteered
hesitantly. "Mr. Royce was out for a
while and In his absence, there were
two other visitors, a woman and a
man.”
"Two others!” Kilday -exclaimed.
"Man. why didn't you tell us about
this herore?”
"You gave me uo opportunity.” de-
clared the rector with dignity. “The
man I recognized from his newspa
per pictures. He was Daniel Bullls,
the well-known politician.”
"Dan Bullis!” The sergeant •whis
tled. "Did you recognize the woman,'
too. Doctor?”
"No.”
"Could you de.sorilie her?”
The rect<»r was doubtful. “.‘?he was
a very hand.soine woman," he said. "A
blond, I think. At least, slie gave
the Impression of fairness. She was
dres.s«'d in blue, an afternoon frm'k
I believe, but 1 can’t l)e sure of that,
either. I am sure slje was dressed in
Irtne, Imwever:"”
"You are certain the man was Dan-
l4‘l Bulllivr
“Yes. reasonably sure. I’ye often'
SIMM* his plot»«res.”
“l>octor .\l»ernatliy. supiMtse yo\i tell
us in your own way Just what hnp-
p«‘neil when these two people entered
the sacristy.”
"Well.” the ixH'tor cro.s.scd his kiu'es
slowly, "the woman entered first. I
w'as calltMl to the telephone in the
study. Wi>en 1 came out. she was
quarrtdihg with Franklin. Slie seemed
quite hysterical and Franklin. im»,
was angry.
"I didn’t hear wli»t had gone l»e-
fore. hut as 1 came through the do«>r,
the woman said, ’You will (*r I’ll—'
Six Monthly 5 Precidentt
Mrs. Roosevelt on War
'It 1* Constitutional
The Judgment of God
(^rlos MendieU, new President of
Cuba, N the fifth President within the
last six months. Sixty years old, Men-
dleta succeeds the youtWiil Carlos
Hevta, who started his Presidential
term last .Monday and did not last
long. Various revolutions in Chiba
have been largely the work of young
men, including students, enthusiastic
promoters of a “youth” movement.
But to keep a governmeut going, aft
er youth establishes it, experience ap
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dent Mendieta has been battling in
Chi ban politics for forty years.
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On the
Funny
Side
LET, IT OUT
Mrs. Franklin D. Roosevelt .says war
is “utter futility and deadly stupidity.’’ ;
In her opinion, “anyone wlio tiilnks /
must think of the next war as he .
would of suicide, hut most people don't
think.”
Mrs. Roosevelt’s observation on
thinking is even more important than
her condemnation of war. If people
really did think, that would settle war
questions.
The Irate producer stamped an
grily up and down hit office. Sud
denly he stopped and gaxed fixedly
at the pretty actre.ss.
"Rut why, why don’t you like the
part7”“^ he asked heatedly.
“Because I don't, you idiot I" she
retorted, 1
“Don’t cal! me an idiot J” stormed
the producer. "Do you want every
one to hear?”
She lo(iked mildly surprised.
”Oh, I'm sorry,” she sweetly re
plied. "I didn't know it waa a
secret.”
' President Roosevelt is glad to learn
from Mr. Chnnmlngs. rnit«Hl State* at
torney general, that his monetary plan
for a less expensive dollar and more
expensive gold is constitutional. It is
constitutional, also," for the govern
ment to take any“ gold that citizen*
may have and pay them at the old
twenty-dollar an ounce price. It Is per
haps advisable for congress to pass a
law endorsing tlie money plan and tiie
attorney general’s de<‘islon. The (’on-
stitution .says sometliing al'out con
fiscation “witliout due process (»f law.”
Leglslntlon hy congress will fix that.
I
^ Couldn’t Keep Up
Two colored boy* were having ta
argument about ghosts. One of
tliem claimed to have seen a ghost
aa he passed the cemetery the night
before.
“Wliat was dia liere ghos’ doin’
when you las’ seen him?” asked the
doubtful one.
‘‘.les failin’ l>ehin’, mistah; failin’
bchin’ rapidly.”
COGENT Reason
MoTiam'hicd ITcssoln. an Arab, as you
will guess, told tlie Judge he
lying, and to prove R lie would place
his tongue on a Ted hot Iron. His
tongue would- not ,Ih‘ Iturned, proving
ttmtTie hurl told the truth.
"Franklin graldHMl her roughly and
' I f
shut'off the last part of her sontjciice
hy clapping his hand over lier immth.
'•'Doctor Alternathy,’ he said.
•This woman is growing hysterical.
.May we use y*»ur stiuly?’
" 'Let me talk to lier.* I advised him.
thinking that I miglit he able to
quiet her.
"But Fruiikl|ii relu-sed my lielp. 'I
can hamlle lliis myself,' he told me.
"I tlien addres-sed the woman, wh-i
had lH*eii slleiit since she had tK*«*u
aware of my presence. ‘TIiIh Is a
M‘rious time for n quarrel.* I told her.
'If there l.s aiiylhiiig lH*twuMm you ami
Mr. Fraiiklln wliicli I should know,
now Is the time to siK'ak.'
“‘That’s iiniiseiise!’ Franklin Inter
rupted me. 'If you will Just permit
us to use your study for a few min
utes. we <*ari rearli .un uiiderstaiiding.
This Is itrcllent of mine. Doctor.’ he
explaiiietl. 'The iiiisunderKtanding la
of a confideKtial iiatirrev roncernliig a
trust—a trust fund.’
"lie ap|K>ale<l to tlie wumaii. 'For
heaven's sake, tell him ro,' he said,
‘t’aii't you see the |N»sition you are
plaeing h*»th of us In? Kverything la
going to tie ail rigid.’
“The woman in blue maided in con
firmation of his atatenient," tlie rec
tor coiitinued, "and after that assur
ance, 1 Allowed TTieih ^to eider the
study.* Fninklin closeil the door atfter
him.”
"(’ould you hear wlmt was said
^fter the d<M»r was closed?” Kilday In
quired eagerly.
”l didi^'t listen,” the doctor re[died
with dignity.
“I didn't mean it in that way,” the
wrgeant haslenwl to assure him.
“But their voic«** were raised, weren’t
they? You ,could acahely have
avoided hearing them if they were
quarreling.”
"Perhapa nut, under ortlinnry clr-
cuinstanres." I><H'tor Abernathy agreed.
"But the organ waa playing, inside
the rburt'h. I could tell they were
'quarreling, however. I could hear the
woman’s voice, raised shrilly, fniro
lime to time. But I could not dis
tinguish what was being said.”
“And then what happened?” Peter
Cardigan prompted.
"Then iHiniel I^uIIla came in. through
the aide d<M>r of the sacristy. ‘Where's
Jim Franklin?’ he aske<l me. I told
him be was In the study hut could
not be disturlMMl. You see the wninao
was still in there.”
•*.\nd BulUa waited for him?”
"No.” The rector leaned forwar*!
earneptly. "Bullis swore. He said.
‘Franklin can’t put me off any longer.*
and walked on into the study without
knocking.”
“What did yoy( hear then?"
"1 heard nothing more insiile the
study. I bad just decided to infora
Mr. Carmody coocoming the quarrai
wheo Mr. Rotce came hack." j
<TO ^R CONTINtMCD.) ^
Tills revival of tlie ifucleiit “JiidK-
nieiit of Cod” was rejected by .Iiidge
Fergusrtn. Once sucli tests, also eom-
Imts lietweeii-plaintiff uud ilefeiidaiit,
were almost uiiiviTsiil. .\ man ac
cused of rohltitig the widow and or
phan couhl challenge his mviiser
mortal comliat. If lie won he was in
nocent. Tlie accuser, if old or crlp-
phsi. miglit appoint a snlistltute to
figlit for him.
l.aAles accused of being no better
tlian they sliould be w<*re invited to
walk iiarefoot over red hot plowsliares.
If tlielr‘f*s‘t were not burneil tliey were I
Innocent. In at least one case a iHjIy,
of consideralile charm, walked on the
plowsliares with perfect success and
was tleclared iiinociMit. The plowshares
had iK'eii paint»*d red, not healed.
- Sunday .School Teacher — M’hy
.should we all lise^eharitaiile?
Small Boy—Because cliarlty covers
a multitude of sins. ,
.Mr. Brodiiax of tlie I’nited State*
sivret service reports great activity
uiiioiig niniiufacturers of counterfeit
uioncy. Tliey sell imitation money at
•ht to.'JP cents on tlie (lollar, and many
arc dlstrilintlng It. Detectives even
found one lady with counterfeit hiils
hidden In her shoe.
An liitelligenf roiiiiterfclter selling
dollars at 4(1 to 2(» cents should hurry
and get rid of his stock hefore I’ncle
Sam'begins selling real ilollars cliea[>-
er tlian the counterfeiter can manufac
ture and distribute ih**m.
Myatery Story
“Do you read much?" naked Sen
ator Sorghum.
"Y>s,” replied the old friend.
“Llk'P mysteries?” —
"Very much.”
“Well, here’s a hook called th*
Soelal Register. .My wife and daugb-
tera luive sat up nights trying to fig
ure out why some names got In and
why some others were left out.”
JPainful Outlook
"My dear. l’'e Just heard that Doc
tor Calm Is to fight a duel with B
uuin from the emhas.sy."
"(loodiiess! Suppose his wife Is
left with all her new spring frocks on
her hands!’’—LustIge Blatter (Ber
lin).
During the war eonscrlpted millions
were siilijected to “intelligence tests,”
and you learned with anxlel.T that the
adult American has an average intel
ligence'of^a [twelve-year (ildchlld.
Now. to cheer you, the hureaii of
education says that is «mistake. Only
alioul h.dUd.tKKi adult Americans have
twelve .tear old Intelligence, not iiiany\
more than enough to cover all those
who tlilnk they understand money and
know wlial the government ought to
do alHiut it.
Forty milliilii adult Amarhans liav#
seveiite<*ii-year-old Intelligence, 10,(**>,-
ooo average alauit twenfj-thret^year- \
Two Other Fellow*
"I seem to know you. Did I once
lend you money ?”
‘^r>ld you get it hack?”
"Yes."
' “Then you don’t know me."—Ixin-
don I’'Ks.sing Show. _
Why?
First Senator—.lust think of it. A
good hall player gets as much aal-
ary as we do.
Second Senator—Yes, and a lot
more applause.
'oTJ" T ii t eRTgei ice,
There is no real itilelligeiice stand
ard. and as we are all fUily IJ.ttoO
years from the late Stone age. wliat
we call "liighest Intelligence” will
seem Hmuslngly ignorant a few mil- 4
lion years loTice.
Wa* Ho Guilty?
Jjtwyer—Have you any money to
pay your attorney’s fees?
Mose—No, sah, but I'se got a bawg.
Lawyer—That'i fine. Now, what
is It they accuse yon of stealing? ^
.M»lse-^A haw’g.
.Margaret Sanger, her specialty birth
control, which in this country can he !
taught legally only to the riih, with
e\]*eiiHive doctors, -1* running a birth
control convention In Washington. A
haniier w (till an Ingenious device show s
ttie .NBA eagle, Its lightning holt aimed
at iiiiinerous storks. stip|»osed to bring
too many hahies.
.Mrs. Sanger says the time is not
far off “when this government will lie
called uitoii to face the Jiuestlon of ;
birth control and Sterlli/.atlon a* well.” ,
Doing Hi* Part
Prtiprletor (to assistant)—Meyaf,
you were asleep. Own up I
’ Meyer—Yes, sir. but I was dream
ing of hualnes*.—Hummel (Ham-
liurg).
YEARAHER
YEAR
I’lider the new scheme for insuring
deposits in tiariks. tiie HuliKtaiitlal total
ot JI.VJItMKKMXKl Is now Insured. The
insurance plan is interesting, and the
fact that peojile have more than $1.1,-
ruMi.iMHi.iMKi in deposits Is extremely In
teresting. for the Insurance guarantee
is limited to so tliat all the
really “big money” In i»ank balances is
e\«luded from the insurance sclieme.
Roy Barton White, the hrachy-
ceplialic liead of tlie Western Union
rom|»aiiy and Its filMibb employees,
says: “Tliere can no longer be any
doubt that the United States is od
the upgrade. .Business is coming back\
with.a bung,^ That is cheerful.
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