The Clinton chronicle. (Clinton, S.C.) 1901-current, March 10, 1932, Image 4
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CUNTON, S. C., MARCH 10, m2
drug store. Stop looking at me Kk^l
that, and don't forget to put the cat
out and bank the fire.” ' /
Daddy:
right, darlilTg^
point me chief un-hoarder in the ter
ritory, as i would almost guarrantee
to put nearly 600$ in sucker lation
within less than 00 days, i believe
that alt of the popper lation put to
gether have at lea^ that much rail
cash hoarded up. if you can use me in -pother; “Come on, daddy. Get the;
jthis drive, plese nte or foam me at ^ Take daughter and me to the i-
Receipts In
February Higher
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once, and if you can spare the first
^ same, so send it along.
I • # yores trulie,
mike Clark, rfd.
I i •—
can fetch the car back.;
Meving lip cf Income Ta^ Pay
ing; Time Incr^ses InHow of
State’s Money.
month’.H wedges.-i vill appreciate! We’ll be home with some friends i
.nserted through a hole in the back.
A long slender stem eidends up from
the face and in this is a big ring.
The works of the watch appear to-
be of gold and the whole thing is still .
in a good stata of preservation. ^
The watch is still running and keeps
; good time, according to Mr. (kilden.
“This jwatch was given to my wife '
by her grandmother, Mrs. J. A. Bur
dette. Mrsr Burdette received the
7,
some time tonight. Hurry, up, don’t March 5.-South Caro-
liock so much like a jackass. 0, ^ revenue during beoruary ^wat:h from her great-grandmother, a
! did I ever marry such an excuse Curry, who came to this countrj'
i'a husband ^ corresponding month last year,] from England a bunded or more years
Evolution of the Spe-Shees ; " ' * I largely because of the advancing of ago,” said Mr. Golden'. “I do not know
A. I). 1890 - . Vhe date of colle tion of corporation how long it had been in the family.
Daughter: “Mother, wont you please jD PARRCR LJd i imreme ta.^s, the tax commis-1 hut our kinpeople far back said that
talk to daddy and ask him to let me * w* ^ aooCo | sion’s monthly «>port, issued yeater-|it was a sort of heirloom for some
I go to a party tonight at .Sara S.nfiith’s;
home? James will take me and we will!
be back before 9:o0.” . j
Mother: “Yes, darling, I think dad
Passes Up >
Spring Practice'for F^r„a.v fron,:
_ I indirect taxes amounted to $2.,')924^05, •
generations.’
. e.. - —. After some weeks of delay, Coach i as compared with $894,182 for Feb-
i dy will agree with me that you may [ Johnson announced Saturday that the | ruary last year.
go.' We both think James is a nice; Pr^sby-erians would not attempt tdj Gasoline tax receipts fell off for
boy,” have spring football practice this 1 the second month in a row, being but
Many a womao who ckn’t sing dc^s.
Justice must be blind, else so many
criminals would not escape the law.
Spring is on the way. W'e got three
seed catalogues today.
Perfume is said to be in great de
mand. Soap is cheaper and will make
you look better, too.
Bootleg whiskey enables a man to
drink
perhaps than ever before.
shall not have another; his niche is
peculiarly his own; he was imeompar-
a/ble. And perhaps on dark evenings
or late at night when streets are d .-
serted and lights are Out — perhaps
then a few of us who have not out
grown our childhood may look out of
our windotws and people the shadows
with the moving figures, in brass, but
tons and epaulets and plumed hats,
wrapped in the coils of theii gleam
ing horns, stirring our blood and r.iak-
ing our feet tingle with the impulse
hmisekf to death quicker now tra-np—tr»nri>-4rampl Then shall
we see at their head the figur- v ho
was the soul of it all—^the Icadc’’, di
rector, guiding hand—the soul of it
all. Sousa will nevtr die.
A. D. 1900
Dayghter: “Mother, Jerry is coining
for me in a few minutes, so please
help me to get dressed. I don’t want
to keep him waiting. I have promised I -"'“’d that the coaches were so busy
to go to a dance with him tonight." ! with othdf sports and that such -an
year. Although some- interest on ihv
part of the players was shown, the
coaching staff decided against it at
the last moment.
In the statement issued, Johnson
Sometimes a fellow breaks the cn^
gagement, and then again the engage
ment breaks him.
When some pwple east bread upon
t.ne waters they exjiect it to return
covered with butter and jam on both
sides.
A Pennsylvania man is bragging
about eating four dozen eggs at one
silting. And why should a man brag
about being a hog?
Mother: “All right, darling.’*
I 111! I
' A. I). 1910
Daughter: “Mother, please stop
asking »o many q^stions about where
I am 4|giY)g. I alw'ays get back, don’t
I?”
M( ther: “Yes, dear.’’
unusually large number of football
$496,908 last month as compared with
a yield of $539,246 in February, 1931.
The decrease was represented by $43,-
000, or mere than seven and one-half
per cent,
Inc.ome tax levies produced $721,-
840, having been made payable in
February instead of March. Last year
E. Mood Smith, O. D —
Felder Smith. O. D.
DRS. SMITH & SMITH
Optometrists
A Farmer’s Prayer
AnonyinGU.s In St. Paul’s
Review
A. D. 1920
Daughter: “Mother, please quit
meddling in my affairs. If I need ad
vice from you. I’ll ask for it. It’a a
: pity that you and daddy are such old
I fogies. Hand me my stockings, get my
I bi'st dress out of the closet, and don’t
stand there staring at me. This at
tire suits me and my friends and
that’s a-'plenty.”
One reason why It cost.s so much to
keep 8chot)l children in pap« r and pen
cils is that they don'’t carry .slates
any more.
WE A!.l. BENFriT
pjoposition of “trading
Ibe pjoposition of “trading at
home” ha.s l>een too often construed
f')r the help of the merchants alone.
There is no grta.er tH’onomic fallacy.
The merchant may gain the first or
primary benefit; the re.sult m»v s"'»w
up fir.st in his (mm cu h r'*g"'’t:'r: out
by no means is the “'})U.<iness man”
the sole heir of local i)atronHre. We
are all ‘‘business” people. It i.s a hrouvl
term, and includes those v.:i<> toil or
add anything to the total of human
welfare.
The meivhant, the l^nkeri the
farnrler, the housewife, the teacher,
the preacher, the lawyer, the (i(K't<»r,
the lalMjrer, the contractor—in short,
the “bu-teher, the baker, the candle
stick maker” are all in the sarnie class
w'hen it-cojnes to making Clinton what
it should l>e. If one prospers, the oth-
He deals with- or pays wages “to
are helptni accordingly. It means more
savings, more bank de|)osits and mofx'
business.
Investing in your home town is like
getting conifXiund iuterest, with the
piivilege to cufh in on the principal.
HOW DO WE SEE LIFE? '
SonietiniC' we wonder what w'ould
be the effect if things sliuuld go on
about as they are now indefinitely.
It all (Jepends, it seems to us, on
where you stand when ycu look at
the world. If you’re standing on a dol
lar ‘mark things are ba^l right now.
But there are other points of view.
Why do we want prosperity to re
turn? So we cun all have more mon
ey. Hut if we had m<Jre money, what
would we do with it?
“I am thankful that I own no stocks
which I had btiught at peak prices. I
am grateful for guidance that kept me
out of S))eculative markets. It is good
not to have to read the stock market
quftations ea h mo’-nirg t-i find out
how'’niuch po'orer T am |han I v/as the
day before.
“I am g’ad that I am-not a lalxir-
-’1 n a*, \v.vh no job or in dar.ger of
losing the one i might have. I wear
no man’s collar to tlie office,''wonder
ing whether 1 am to resnain until
night. I surely am fortunate that 1 am
ntt a coal operator or steel manufac-j
turer, nor any other official hunting
trade where there is no trade,
v" “Give me «iy pigs and chickens and| Mother:
I A. D. 192.')
I Mother; “Daddy, it’s nearly - 3
o’cloi'k. O, I am .so worried about
daughter. She left with Kay luimmity
abdut 8 o’clock and I have no idea
w^here they went. Daughter has been
players were engaged ia other branch- \ the amount was but $30,026 for Feb-
es of athletics that it would be iir- ruary, the month before being due.
;iossible to have it and egro’ o'’ the For similar reason the corporation li-
existing plans for the athletic pro- cense taxes increased from $57,276 in
gram. _ 1932 to $1,0-15,197 for February thi?
year.
The pool room tax rose from $3,650
to $5,475; amusement tax dropped
$30,233 to $20,5,50, and the inheritance
tax rp.se from $10,002 to $18,731. ■
Decreases were r-:*ported in the doc-j
umentary tax, business ' licen.se tax, j
the soft drink tax and the contractors’!
tax.
Horton Is Captain
-^Blue Sox Boxers
At a meeting last week of the Ixix-
ing letter men, J. B. Horton, of Clin
ton, was cho.H*n captain of the 11*33
Prcibyterian boxing team. F. B. I’ur-
ker, of Macon, Ga., was reelected ,il-'
ternate captain. ‘
Horton w'on his IcAer in a brilli iiit j
victory at North Carolina State mst t ~
yearwhenhe hadonlya w«^k', tiam-ie. VV. Golden Savs His Time
ing and since has come through in fine
Goidville Man
Has Old Watch
.style. This year he had a good record
but lo.st out in the latter pari of the
season when he sm-asheil his thum4j
during the Citadel meet. He is a light-
Piec« Is 417 Years Old and
Still Running;.
When it comes to old watches, C.
'*V'. fJolden, of Gkildville, believes he
has the world just about licked. He
by taking a little toddy oc^a.sionally.” j^on the squad and served well in the ha.s a watch which he says is 417
smoking too much here of late, and i heavyweight.
I .•'he is possibly trydng to W too nice* Parker is the mo.**! experienced man
Daddy; “Why don’t
the law to that girl?”
Mother: “Since when did you stop
laying doiwn the law to your chil«lr*en?
What can I do wUh her? She never
asks me what to do and what not to
you lay down l same po.-iCon this year. Having a bad
i season last.year and getting off to a
year.s old.
If Mr. ColdJm is correct—and -the
;>oor start against Carolina this sea-1 appearance of the waU-h would in<li-
A. I). 1928
"Daughter and
son, he batleJUid his way to victoxy in j ?a‘e
hifc last two fights. Parkof^is a wel
terweight
The following mitten
voted letters by the athlel
^iins, Horton, Capt. Caskey, Parker,
l>nnlap, Corb<*tt, Wyman,
that it is an
I'slipl^s were
thiefic couiu'il:
. , - , I will be,_
cows, my h^lth and my strength and i ^ hours. Take goixl care of'and Jackson. Manager Dunlap and
my faith. I am not making any nion- ^he house and kids. I^emme have ten i Cask* y are the only two seniors- Nu-
ey, but I am 'not losing so much that | ^qIj^j.8. We’ll need a few smokes and merals were voted to Bulick, Reeder,
I face disaster and liunger. I still have! poasilhly gon^ othtr things at the McCa.^iill and McDuffie, all fn*shmen.
a place to sleej) and three square j
mgals a day, ^
>n^
ancient one —
the timepiece was made in Liver
pool, England, in 1515, when Amer
ica was still a country largtiy inhab
ited bv Indians, with not yet a per
manent English colony on its coit;-
Fei^guson j nental shores. ,
The w'atch is made of some dirk
metal and is about a No. 12 size. An
cient Roman numerals appear on the;
dial and it is w'ound with a rusty key,!
“Once I looked with envy upon my
fellow citizens. I thought they lived
in luxury - and peace. This morning
they need comfort and divine grace to
face their plight. I
“l^am grateful for the aniairbless-j
ings and the" regular blessings that
fall u;)on me and mine, and my land.
T hrpe “hiy^^sihsT hypocrisy aTid “rny
shortcomings '^11 be overlooked, and
believe me, I am content that I am
not as many others are.”
Nobody’s Business
By (lee McGee
Mike Ik Hunting fur a Job
' flat r<x‘k, s. C., martch 7, 193*2.
hon. herliert hiniver, pressident, i
Washington, d. ('. •
deer sir:
i am riting to assure you that i am
with you-in yore fight against hoard
ing ansoforth. i have ly;nn ViKy of
this offense, but i and my wife have
I talkcnl it over, and we will turiva loose
A 1 u, .11 .w t 1 . orce and hope all othcTs with inon-
a i)eople, we should not lose our , , , *
.. 1 ■ ,1; ,#inev hoarded up will go and do like-
grip on the nio e enduring thing.c of! .• *
life in .he snuggle for the mighty i
dollar. There are spiritual values |
which aie imm* nsely more important ! my wife her kept 2$ hoarded in her
than ^ riches. We need to turn our
thoughts from nieie pleasure to the
M4cler and more' imi>ortant Uiings'-of
life. _ -
btcH'kings foi nearly 6 mv»nths and {
f he hoarded up 5()c in • fruit jar on j
the mantel liored and i hoarded l$'1ni
my pocket about I year ago and kept!
'It hoarded up till now*, if i had benn
able to pay anny of niy detts, i would
not of had the pleasure of doing all
of this hoarding.
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iRk^ealizing that there are many thousands of
people who would like to own a genuine
Frigidaire, and whose purchases have been
delayed only because of first cost —
We announce new prices—the lowest in
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sorsA
W’ith the dvath of John Philip
Sousa a great American passes out of
the picture. Perhaps with him w'ill go | '
the tradition of iiis famous band-the! we men who have monoj- must loos-
band whi.h has sj long stood for the!**" hopulilioan party is doom-
ftirring musical soul of the days l>^,-'^‘d. i am not exactly a republican, but
fore j'*7,z came in. L:ke the old circus, onmr count of al smith being a cath
with it.s parade and its l>and and it.®
glamorous gas lights and it.s bearded
erliok, i voted for you in the la.-;t race,
and if you will put me on,yore anti
lady and its performing elephants, the I'^^tiling payroll, i will stand by you
band —any hand — i.s fading out. As till the last dinnnen'rat is whipped,
the circus has gi\en w'ay to the mo- <'P- s. i have something up my sleeve
tion picture, so has the “brass band” h^*!^*** ^‘ty e.bow), i
in its braided uniforms given way bt'-jt
lore the soft strains
dance orchestra and
voice of the “crooner.”
of ^.t'he small
the caressing
i would like to have the upper part
of south Carolina as my t^rritor*>' and
if anny man can stop hoarding, i am
We are in a' new day, and Sousa that man. i have had.experients in the
definitely belonged to the old—to the P*»t 6f making the publick loosen its
dny of the buggy and tKe “cozy cor-1 holt ort cash, and i know i would make
Jner**—the ^gay nineties,” with their 1 you a fine diplomat in this great work
—■ tandem bieyclea and their bustles and of rebabilly tation. i am willing to
their celluloid collars. But although work at a small salary to start, and i
great “March King” is dead, his
piBie will remain wi^ us, for the
glory of his trumpeta and trombones,
the roU of his drums, the measured
tnad of his martial tones, stiU ring
in omr earsstill move our hearts
' wMi that towuH af strong emotions
. jrlM the ‘Vrppner** nwer touches
muy never hope to touch.
^ Her# are itiU a tm oi the okMime
iapid not ea dM^^dHhar) handa; there
to, a few
no ^mort
suppose you will be willing to give
me a fair part of the actual cash i
sueceed in getting into sucker ation.
*7'
i happen to know S men in my own
community who took their monney
out of the hhnk and hoarded it. into a
ford, but if they hoarded any of it in
a fruit iar or other private banks, i
will see that they urdioard. we muat
not stop the wheels of progress from
taming anny slower ^n they are
now turning. t
o ———
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