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THE CLINTON CHRONICLE, CUNTON, 8. C
THURSDAY, JULY >1,1»S0
GAINS 18 POUNDS
IN SEVEN WEEKS
'^Rheiukiatic paiiui in my b*ck and
ahoukleri along wHh headaches kept
me in misery day and night. I used to
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are accidents! Some
are liabilities! If aued,
you’re apt to be in deeper
than you think!
An >SLTN A Spom Liability Policy
will protect you from financial
loss ahoutd you injure others while
boating, hunting, fishing, golfing—
or aay other sport I
T N A . -I Z B
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Sports Liability Policy. Nuu*/
S. W. SlIMEREL
.i:tna-izek
Nobody’s Business
By Gee McGee
like they did when a plate was used,
as there laid the penny right befoar
your eyes in the plate where you drap-
ped it.
How I Took a Nap
Last Saturday afternoon I came
home from the office completely worn
out and otherwise fatigued. I had put
in a hard week’s work and needed a
rest, so I decided to take a short
miss katie red donated a pretty nitt
skarf for the organ and it almost
hangs to the floor on both sides^nd
the same was highly apprc*ciate»j ^y i
all parties concerned, so the pasture j
sed when he^sgw it a few sabbath^ .if- i
put on the sed organ while j
snooze on the davenport m the setting-' .. - ^ . u- c * i-. •
V J r 1 J 1^ J uu 1 f'^om hezzy kiah on iVing
and I '•“i "lyself down w.thj ^ the In.ido *reen ond
that .nttnt.on. and the reault 0/ ^n*re,ia
I lion harmonizes with same verry
much indeed, (this last perry graff
6 - ply
HEAVY
DUTY
iKMrXraEE, M. D.
ME TOU OLD
TOO SOON?
Do you look older than you should? ,
Do you feel older tban you nrr't If
you nave the dark or yellow, wrinkley
■kin of old age, or any of the follow
ing aympiomii: NervousucM, bad
circulation, fast heart, lo»s of sleep,
loM of weight, stomach trouble, burn
ing feel, general weakne**, f«»rg' 'ful-
neM, deapoodem V, hi. I u..:ul, «pircr
feeling in bead, irregular bowel
movement*, and others, I have the
remedy, no matter what your trouble
baa lieen treated for.
Ihin't think you ar- old at 40orr>0
when yojii are only aick. I have the
remedy for mi< li roudition*.
Write at *>iicc for mv booklet and
questionnaire. Al I. I'ilKK.
W. C. Rountree, M. D., Hot 1130
iH'pf. 7-X AuNtin, Texas
What Do
P. S. JEANES
Do’
BBKfflMI
i WILUAM P. MILI^KR
I
i'do.se’ daily for a torpid liver and con-
■atipation, my ap{>«tite left me and I
j was so weak at times I could hardly
I‘make it' at all. Sargon overcame all
{:ny troubles, I gained 18 pounds in 7
I weeks, and with my new strength and
! energy I put in full time on the farm
now and feel good every day.
j “Sargon Pills are mild and natural in
action. They regulated my liver and
bowels and ciaared my skin to its nat-
ural color.”—William P. Miller, Route
I A., Airport, Greenville, S. C.
i , Isadler-Owens Pharmacy, Agents.—
1 Adv. . i •
I
Mrs. Bailey Breaks
I Ankle In Fall
The numerous friends of Mrs. C. C.
' Kuiley will regret to know that she
I suffered a broken ankle iT.iturday
{ morning when she stumbled and fell
' !it the foot of a .stairway in her home
white engaged in her usual hou.sehold
'dutie.s. She was immcnliaUdy carried
to Dr. Hays' hospital where she is
I now a patient, and is recovering a.s
rapidly as could be exp<‘Cted from
her injury.
Baked l*eaches
Plunge the ripe peaches into boiling
' water for a moment, then the skins
will ruh off as easily as the skin of u
j scalded tomato. Arrange in a rather
deep baking di.sh, sprinkle with .sugar
and cinnamon and dot the tops of the
; peaches with bits of butter. Add a
cup of, boiling water to the baking pan
and hake in a steady, moderate oven.
.S^erve hot or cold.
€I)R niTROMI
INJOY Wm MY
effort folloWs:
4:10 P, M.—I dozed off to sleep.
4:1,2 P. M.—The kid slammed thel
front door and-1 woke.
4:13 P. M.—I felt the arms of Mor
pheus engulfing me,
4:1.5 P. M,—Door bell rang: man
wanted to sell us some green apples.
4:16 P. M.—Sweet repose was again
beckoning me.
. 4:17 P. M.—The kid slammed the
door again. ,
4:19 P. -M.—The kid slammed the
door again. I
4:20 P. M.—Man at the door wanted,
to know if Mr. Bulwinkle lived here, i
4:21 P. M.-^The kid slammed the!
door again.
1:22 P. .M.—The sand man was call-;
ing on me. i
4:23 P. M.—I..ady on the phone |
found she had the wrong number.
4:25 P. M.—The kid slammed the
door again.
4:27 P. M.—Wife wanted to borrow
my knife to trim a pencil with.
4:29 P. M.—.Slumber was creeping
upon me.
4:31 P. M.—The kid hit me with a
ruii)ber ball.
4:33 P. M.—Man on phone wanted
to know if.,I’d be in town next Friday.
4:35 P. M.—The kid slarmped the
dtlor.^
4:36 P. M.—Almost asleep.
4:37 P. M.—My wife returned " my-
knife.
4:39 P. M.—Was just on the verge
of dreaming about a flapper.
4:41 P. M.—The kid slammed the
door again,
4:42 P. M.—Sanitary wagon wanted
rny car moved out of driveway.
4:45 P. M.— Had counted up to 999
sheep.
4:46 F*. M.-—The kid slammed the
door again.
4:48 P. M.—.Sweat got in my eyes!
and I had to bathe them. |
4:49 F*. .M.—The kid slammed the ^
door. I
1:51 P. .M.— Sleep wa.s only 2 winks |
away. !
4:53 P. M.—The kid slummed the!
door.
4:55 P. .M.—The kid slarnrhed the,
door. I
4:56 F*. M.—She hit me on the head j
with a yard stick.
4:58 F’. M.—(Jot fixed satisfactory
for a real nap.
4:59 F*. M.— Wife wanted me to
feed the chickens.
5:01 P. M.—Wife fed the chickens.
5:03 P. M.—Became two-thirds un
conscious.
5:04 F*. M.—The kid slammed the
dour.
5:07 P. M.—Wife reported 3 chick
ens dead with limber leg.
5:09 P. M.—The kid slammed the
door.
5:1F P. M,—Got mad.
5:12 P. M.—Broke yard stick.
5:13 P. M.- Kicked rubber ball out
the window.
6:14 P. M.—Pulled door off hinges.
5:15 P. M.—Pushed wife out .of my
way.
5:16 P. M."—Flopped into Ford.
5:17 P. M.—Went to picture show.
5:22 P. M.—Went to sleep:
9:56 P. M.—Got back home.
10:10 P. M.—Went to bed.
2:40 M.—Went to sleep.
refers to the church and the or-
l*ran.)
mr. editor, if you ever want to at
tend a service at our church, run down
anny third Sunday that suits you, and
if you wiil rite or foam me befoar
hand, i will try to save ycu a back
seat.
yores trulie,
mike Clark, rfd.
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'pilE old-fashioned **wash-
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in homes where women have
come to demand their own
/
le (sure and social .time. ^
Wise houv'^eholders have found
out that there is neither time,
money nor leisure saved by
doing laundry work at home.
This laundry specializes on
family work, and does it
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It's cheapest in every
way to ,aend us your
laundry.
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STEAM LAUNDRY
Phone 28
I Our New Church
! flat rock, s C., julie the 29, 1930.
deer mr. editor:
I my pasture asked me to write up
1 our new church which was hilt out of
! the old one and finished last Sunday
j gone 4 weeks ago when we deddy
jeated it. it has the same name as the
old church which was pisgar, but some
of the wimmen of the ladies aid want
ed to call it new pisgar, but as it had
a right smart of old lumber in it, the
pasture thought best not to niiss rep
resent annything.
the pool is 4U>w right behind the
putt pit betwixt the two anty rooms
that the deacons go in when they hold
a private meeting to turn a feller out
for not paying his pledges or getting
drunk and some time both, it is a heap
more handy now to babtize folks than
it wTis to carry them to the creek down
in the big field back of mr. smith’s
barn which got burnt down last year
onner count of insurance.
Hen it te... tlte imjmmd DeepeUep! Bfon miU add to its tururp.
Hew taiioring inrreaeet its beauty and strength. An extraordinary
wudtrsss .. .so iuxurumsly rvstfuU
now if annybedy gets saved endur
ing a mating he can be jerked up and
babtised befor he gets over it as the
pool is kept full of watter- nearly all
the time as we let it rain in same
thru a spout but we make it a rule to
dreen it out and hall new watter when
it don't rain enuff to keep the watter
fresh, it comes nearly up to bro.
green’s waist but has steps for short
folks to stand on.
We allso have some new collection
baskets fastened on some long fish
ing poles which is poked up and down
betwixt the benches by the deacons
and a feller can drop in his monney
now and noboddy won’t know whether
he give a. nickle or a dime or a penay
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