The Clinton chronicle. (Clinton, S.C.) 1901-current, August 27, 1925, Image 8

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i ■ ' v-' . •■ ■ ' *■ - r i ■ I i v -. : • - 1 ■ PAeg JBCWT • A f .1 K M Is Your Work Hard? Uanj Clinton Folka Hare Found How To Make Work Easier. Wbat is so hard as a day’s work with an aching back? Or sharp stabs of pain at every sudden twist or turn? There is no peace from that dull ache. No rest from the soreness, lameness, and weakness. Many folks have found relief thru Doan’s Pills. They are a stimulant diuretic to the kidneys. Clinton people recommend Doan’s. G. W. Clardy, farmer, 76 E. Fergu son St., Clinton, says: “I do a great deal of heavy work^and I lay that to causing my kidney trouble. I had a sore feeling through my kidneys and the pain was steady. At night my kidneys acted too freely. Between the backache and disordered kidneys, I didn’t get my regular rest and felt out of sorts. I used Doan’s Pills from Smiths Pharmacy and they quickly riiPme of the trouble.” Price 60c, at all dealers. Don’t sim ply ask for a kidney remedy—get Doan’s Pills—the same that Mr. Clardy had. Foster-Milbum Co., Mfrs., Buffalo, N. Y. D. E. TRIBBLE CO. CLINTON, S. C. UNDERTAKERS & LICENSED EMBALMERS All Calls Promptly Attended To Day or Night ALL MOTOR EQUIPMENT Day Phone 94 Night Phone 205 or 24 — ANDREWS NAMES DRY ARMY HEADS \ NOTICE TO THE SCHOOL PATRONS In the future all School Books will be sold for STRICTLY CASH. Get your books early and avoid the rush. JEANSB00K STORE ARE YOU MAKING ENOUGH MONEY? We have constantly more va-_ cancies for qualified men and. women in all lines of work than we can fill. „ Inquire at once INTERNATIONAL , CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOLS C. F. KOHLRUSS, Jr., Local Representative 652 Ellis street. Phone 3118-W. Augusta, Gm. Poultry Wanted The Clinton Produce Company OFFERS GOOD PRICES FOR HENS, FRYERS AND ROOSTERS. Delieverd at their plant in Ginton. Chicken manure for sale by the wagon loads. RENT A CAR Drive Yourself • wv .sdEiiav.' ■'v* OPEN AND CLOSED CARS , V DAY PHONE 857 NIGHT PHONE 156 - Ellis Auto Livery ). B. FRONTIS JEWELER CUNTON. 8. C. SWIM IN LAKE THOMAS Twenty-four Administrators Named to Wage Intensive Campaign to Dry Up United States Washington, Aug. 21.—The field commanders of the nation’s reorgan ized, prohibition army were named to day, giving them ten days in which to begin formation of their staffs in preparation for an intensive cam paign to dry up the United States and its possessions. The new command made up of 24 federal prohibition administrators, who shall assume full charge .of ad ministering the dry law September 1, and one chief prohibition investigator, was organized chiefly from among the old dry officers, only six new men being appointed. Eleven of the for mer state directors, five division chiefs, the chief of general agent were promoted. This came as surprise since Assist ant Secretary Andrews of the treas ury, the prohibition field marshal, had declared in announcing his plans for reorganisation that the new dry re gime would be made up principally of business or military executives in an effort to put fresh life into the en forcement organization. Explaining the retention of so many of the former officials. Mr. Andrews said today he had concluded after meeting them that it would be a great mistake not to give most of them the chance to operate under a system that I feel will give more pow’er and effi ciency to the field enforement of pro hibition. Five of the new appointed are for mer army officers and one a former railroad officiaL Seven of the executives were namde only as acting administrators because General Andrews said he had not yet determined on the men who may meet the .requirements in these districts. He expects, however, that after the new machinery begins working, some of those given temporary assignment may demonstrate their ability to ren der service. Outstanding in the announcement of the new dry staff was the appoint ment of Walton A. Green, former army officer, who assisted Mr. An drews, a brigadier general during the war, in the formation of the military police in France, as the chief prohibi tion investigator, a new office, and The sending to the San Francisco dis trict as federal administrator of E. C. Yellowley, chief of general prohi bition agents whose office is abolish ed. Mr. Green, who also is a former publisher of the Boston Journal, will be charged with the building up of a highly trained group of investigators who shall work on large conspiracy cases. They will be the eyes in the Field for General Andrews to de termine what results are being ob tained from the expenditure of mil lions of dollars to enforce prohibition. Besides Chief Investigator Green, the new appointees include Frederick Baird, former traffic manager of the Bessemer & Lake Erie railroad who shall be in charge of the Pittsburgh district; Halsey Dunwoody, formerly a colonel in the army, who has been en gaged in business in France, in charge at Tampa; Herbert H. White, former army officer at Fort Worth, Texas; Robert E. Firth, former army officer, at Los Angeles, and A. J. Hanlon, for mer army officer, at San Juan, P. R/- Those named as acting administra tors are:R. B. Sams, former director for New Jersey, who shall be in charge of the Boston district; J. A. Foster, former divisions! chief at Philadelphia, who is given the New York district; R. Q. Merrick, former divisional chief at New York, the Buffalo district; B. E. Ewing, former director for Illinois, the Chicago dis trict; H. A- Townsend, former divis ional chief st Chicago, the St. Paul district; W. D. Moss, former division al chief st Kansas City, Mo., the St. Louis district; and E. C. F. Crmbbe, former general agent, the Hawaiian district. T Those ' appointed administrators from the present force include: William G. Murdock, former director for Pennsylvania, who is given the Philadelphia district; Edmund Bud- nits, former Maryland director, the the Baltimore distrct; R. A. Fulwiler, former director of Virginia, the Roa noke district; J. C. Harpe, former divisional chief at Salisbury, N. C., the Charlotte district; O. D. Jackson, former Louisiana director, the new Orleans district; Sam Colllins, for mer director for Kentucky, "die Louis ville district ^E. L. Porterfield, former director director for Ohio, the Colum bus district; A. W.-McCampbell, for mer assistant divisional chief at New York, the Omaha district; John F. Vivian, former Colorado director, the Denver district; Elias Marsters, for-, mer director of Idaho, the Helena dis trict; and Roy C. Lyle, former director for the state of Washington, the Se attle district. As soon as the administrators as sembled their. staffs of assistants, comprising deputy administrators, a group head to cooperate with United States attorneys, a legal adviser and chemist, they will commence their campaign along three definite lines of attack. * Their squadrons of mobile forces will he directed chiefly against the sources of' J^Ueg supply, described as important, manufacture, diversion The bootleg ket, said by Andrews to be the most difficult problem facing enforce- ment authorities because of its indif ference to consequences, ignorance of colossal gullibility, will be attacked ^hrough the medium of an educational campaign by those organisations and individuals interested in the law ob servance and community welfare. The third objective set by the chief calls for the federal forces to assist and develop local law enforcement and this duty classed as secondary will be left to the judgement, initia tive and resourcefulness of tire fed eral administrators. The national prohibition ^ law, said a statement issued by Mr. An drews, make it unlawful to supply alcoholic, beverages to those who want to buy them. The big demand for these beverages creates a ready mar ket and unddlr the economic law of supply and demand, the business of belling to this market has been es tablished. This outlaw business, in alt its manifestations, is the real enemy of government and society. Its elimination is the main objective for the federal forces.- In selecting their subordinate staffs the administration will have available the present mobile field forces. All unclassified men in the field, however will be automatically dropped Oc tober 15, except those chosen for po sitions in the organization. With the transfer, of authority to the fighting field force, as Mr. An drews described it, Prohibition Com missioner Hayes, who has had control over enforement since June, 1921, will relinquish all administrative power and be given moret or less sup ervisory duties to perform. He is ex pected to resign in time to enter the race for governor of Ohio next year. t THE JUDGE’S JOSH ♦ ♦ Not That Bad Bride: “Richard ate something for lunch yesterday that made him awful ly ill.” Friend: “Croquette?” • Bride: “Oh, no—but he’s awful sick.” Three Morq Miles They had been having a little fam ily spat. He had driven along a peaceful country road for more than three miles without / either of them saying a word. A mule, standing at a pasture fence, brayed at them as they passed. ~ , “One of your relatives?” said he. “Quite right,” said she, “by mar riage.” Then We Shot Them » “I have a box of cigars here, old man—but not a single match.” “Well—Til tell you—I will take six cigars from the box and make it lighter.” Mean Thing, Angry W’ife: “I am going out and get a job and earn my own inoney. I will take no orders from any man.” Husband: “Then don’t get a sales job.” * Dumb Dan Again Gossip: “And they picked Pete up in a state of collapse.” y T Dumb Dan 5 “What part of the country is that in—you know I was never very good at geography?” Blonde Bess Opines “An oil Stock promoter called on the boss yesterday who was so crook ed 111 bet he has to unscrew his socks.” Ed Purdy’s Philos “These modern flappers may only be frail crafts on the seas of life becattse I’ve noticed the older they, get the craftier they get.” WBAT DO P, 8. JEANS DOT Lot of Them That Way “Dick Dexter and his flivver just got hit by the express down at the mill crossing.” “Well, Dick never was superstitious. He never believed in signs.” .r Smart Sam Saw “No man can tell me in this day and age that feminism hasn’t a leg to stand on.” Plenty of Warning Little Son (on front seat beside dad): “Go slow, dad. Look out for a puncture down the road.*! ^ - Father: “What do you mean—punc ture?” Little Son: “The road may here says: ‘Fork in road.’ ” WHAT 00 i . W |P. 9. •/ T ./ JIAM8 no? ' Bragging First Mother: “My boy has a bet ter voice than your boy.” Second Mother: “Well, he ought to have—selling tickets every night down at Musk Hall.” WANTED! >-.y • - MEN TO JOIN OUR CLOTHES PRESSING CLUB We want men who want their Clothee Preensd Right and who want it done at a / price they can afford to pay ABS YOU ONE OF THEM? BUCHANAN’S PRES& ING CLUB -N FREE I F you weren’t among the thousands who And next winter—when you need it— took advantage of the big free coal your Heatrola will give you furnace corn- offer last year, stop in and see us now. fort at stove cost. v Elstate Heatrola is the new- J All over the country Heatrola Free Coal Clubs are forming again—and to every member a ton of coal will be delivered free. Join our own Heatrola Club while this generous offer is still open. The small enroll ment fee which insures that you receive the ton of coal is applied to the purchase of an Estate Heatrola.' You can compjete payment on easy, convenient terms. day way of home heating. More efficient than a base- I ient furnace, easier to oper- te, and much easier on'the coal supply. It looks like a handsome mahogany cabinet, and is installed in one of your living rooms—wherever there is a handy flue connection. Investigate now the oppor tunity for better, more health ful home heating which, the Heatrola offers you. Then join the Club now forming* and get a ton of coal abso lutely free. SMaier HEATROLA S. M. & E. H. Wilkes & Company Laurens, South Carolina w i FREE COAL! Aug. 29 to Sept. 19 4^ a * ‘ • Again, in this neiv Special Six 4- . Door Sedan, Nash resourcefulness . in creating motor car styles of ex treme distinctionhas produced a body of magnificent charm. J. K. HATTON v ^ r “On the Square” CLINTON, S.C. 'v_ ✓ - Y ...\ * u .. . . 'A “ T 9 _ >*' ’j • *