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A * »¥ PAGE TEN THE CLINTON CHRONICLE, CLINTON. S. C. THURSDAY, APRIL 23, 1925 Hello! CROSS ANCHOR CROSS KEYS and SEDALIA Come on over the ENOREE and see us. Clinton gives you the glad hand and a good road. We are also giving you the op portunity to trade in a good town and with good people. You can save money by buy ing your clothing, shoes, dry goods, fertilizers, drugs, 5 arid 10 cent goods, hardware, and EVERYTHING in Clinton. Yes —and PIANOS—from the peo ple who standardize quality and prices. We handle the famous line of Gulbramsen Registering Pianos. Some manufactiKers teii you that they sell “players”, but Gul- Lransen sells MORE than a PLAYER. The Gulbransen REGISTERS your touch, time, pedaling, and your very soul. The Community Model may be had for $450 DELIVERED into your home. No extras. We give you a handsome bench and four teen music rolls with the COM MUNITY MODEL. The SUBURBAN MODEL is yours at a very small advance over the Community. FIVE HUNDRED and THIRTY DOL LARS will put this handsome in strument into your home. NO EXTRAS. We give the same bench ana rolls with this piano as with the Community. Listen again! Who has not heard of the STRAUBE PIANO? Another fine piano, which is, like the GULBRANSEN, NA TIONALLY ADVERTISED and NATIONALLY PRICED. And SOME FINE INSTRUMENT, TOO! FOR SCHOOLS we recom mend the STRAUBE STYLE H. This piano is only four feet high and possesses a wonderful tone. It is in a class by itself. Style H sells for $395.00, which we are making a DELIVERED PRICE. Invariably we donate twenty-five dollars, deducted from the purchase price, to any School, Sunday School o r Church. All prices are based on the SPOT CASH, but we give terms to suit our customers. Drop us a line and inquire for the kind of a piano that may suit your needs and pocket- book. \ THE JEDGE’S JOSH \ * ♦ +♦♦♦*♦+*++*«♦****+***♦♦♦♦« if Ed Purdy’s Philos “Some people are afraid of automo biles; some people are afraid of air planes; and some people are afraid f»f the dentist.” ' . It’s That Time O’Year • Perkins: “Say, what’s the matter with Bill Timpkins these days?” Johnson: “Didn’t you hear? He was stuns by a rattler.” Perkins: “Migosh-i-a rattlesnake?” Johnson: “No. Use^_fiar.” His Business Judgement A man who had imbibed freely— but not w^ely, staggered into a wom an’^ exchange and stood swaying while the matron in chnrjre came for ward to serve h.m. ‘‘is ’ish Woman’s 'Xchange?”-»he asked, squinting one eye and looking her over. “Yes,” she replied, “Is there some thing I can do for you?” “And ish you th’ woman?” he asked. “Yes, yes,” she said. “ ’Zen I guess I’ll keep Mary,” he said, turning to stagger from the place. STATE TRACK MEET HERE NEXT MONTH Yes, Yes, Indeed Knutt: “Do you know that seven- r ' . teen thousand twelve hundred and eighty-two el'phar's were needed C make billard bails las" year?” Dumb Dan: “My, oh my—and isn’t it wonderful that such big beasts can be taught such exacting work.” And He Meant It “Is my wife forward?” asked the middle-aged man of the conductor who entered the club car on the Pennsy 1 JUmited. 1 “She wasn’t to me, Sir,” politely replied the conductor. First Aid Efficiency I It was at the scene of an automo- ibile accident; an elderly old la<K- in one of the first cars to he stopped by the debris of the smash-up, leaned from her car as a very much batter ed up man, with a hastily arranged bandage around his ankle, hobbled by. “Oh, my,” she said, “DiJ you hurt your ankle?” “No lady,” replied the mart, “I lost both eyes. This bandage slipped down.” Annual Event Will Bring Number of Representatives Here From Various Colleges. The Intercollegiate Track Meet, held annually, will be staged in Clinton on May 2nd. Coach Walter Johnson has forwarded ah' invitation to the col leges of the state inviting them to send representatives to participate in the various events. The contests open at 2 p. m., with no changes for entries. Each Contest ant in the field events will be given three trials. Points will be as follows: First place five points, second place three points, third place two points, fourth place one point. Order of Events One field and one track event will take place simultaneously, these being numbered accordingly; thus Number 1 track and Number T field will be held at the same time. They will be 100-yard preliminaries and the shot put.. Track Events 1. 100-yard preliminary heats. 2. 120-yard hurdle, preliminary- heats. 3. One mile run. 4. 440-yard run, final: 5. 120-yard hurdle, final. G. 100-yrtrd run, final. 7. Two mile rum 8. 220-yard hurdle, preliminary heats. 9. 220-yard run, preliminary heats. 10. Half mile run. * 11. 220-yard hurdle, final. 12. 220-yard run, final. Field Events 1. Putting the shot. 2. Throwing javelin. 3. Pole Vaulting. 4. Running high jump. 5. Throwing discus. 6. Running broad jump. In addition to the above Varsity events there will be an invitation mqet for Freshmen, one man being al lowed in each event from each college, the following events being held just as soon hs the Varsity meet is over: 100-yard run, high jump, one mile run, javelin, and the 120-yard high hurdles. Blonde Bess Opines Maurice wanted me to become his dancing partner in vaudeville, but I i turned it down. I told him it was too 1 shaky a business for me. * Maybe He Knew Dickie: “Look at Mabel. Her lips are made to kiss.” Jones: “Yep—she makes them over "after each"kiss.” J ' * Noted Impresario Brings “Robin Hood” to Chautauqua Here Where Masters Come From Smythe; “No man can serve two masters.” Kin&ey: “Well, I have no idea of committing bigamy.” A Man Who Thought Ruth: “I hear Fred has taken up classical dancing.” Fred’s Wife: “Yes, he got the idea w'hile trying to get into a union suit i in a Pullmanjberth.” There Are Many Such i Bill Shiftless: “I never pay any at- i tention to knockers.” Keen Friend: “I know that’s true, Bill—not even opportunity.” Dainty Thing: “Have you any fine- tooth combs?” Smart Clerk: “No—but we have some fine tooth brushes.” O’Daniel & Reid CLINTON, S. C. SECOND PLACE COMES TO P. C. May Valentine, director of the May Valentine Opera Company, which will .;ive a complete presentation of the delightful comic opera, “Robin Hood,” at the coming Redpath Chautauqua, is one of the most interesting figures in the operatic field totiajv Not only hag Miss Valentine given to the world ar- tlstic and beautiful productions of many of the well-known operas, but COLD CREAM POWDER, A day’s une of Armand under the meet trying conditions of heat, wind or exercise will prove Its unfailing power to keep your skin and complexion always up to their best. Just the qualities you’ve hoped for and never be fore found. Armand Cold Cream Powder, fi.GO to $10.00. Armand Bouquet Powder. (0 cents. Sadler-Owens Phmcy. ' Phone 400 WHAT DO P. S. JEANS W. B. Byers One of Winners In State Oratorical Contest. Wofford Gets First Honor. Greenwood, April 17.—Wofford col lege, Spartanburg, represented by R. A. Durham, a senior at the institution and a native of Smoaks, won the South Carolina Inter-collegiate Oratorical contest Friday night in the Lander college auditorium. Mr. Durham’s subject was “The Influence of a G<'cat ! Southerner.” ! Second place went to W. B. Byers, I Jr., a sophomore at Presbyterian col lege, whose subject was “The Chal- j lenge.” He is from Rock flill. i Honorable mention went Vo W. L. j Pressly of Due West and a s jphomore 'at Erskine college, who spoke on “Warring Against War.” I Others who also entered ime contest and their subjects were: D. R. Joy of the University of South Carolina, “Are You Listed?”; T. B. Caldwell of the Citadel, “South Caro lina, Acres of* Diamonds”; R. W. Marks, College of Charleston, “The Eighteenth Amendment”; L. A. Wertz ' Newberry college, “Our Ultimate Hope”; J. Z. Jester, Furman univer sity, “Roosevelt, the Man”; John C. Bagwell, Clemson college, “Our Own Peril.” . The presiding officer was E. G. j Beckman, of the Presbyterian college, president of the South Carolina Inter, collegiate Oratorical association. The judges for the contest were the Rev. P. I). Brown of Columbia, Prof. E. M. Coulter of the University of Georgia, Judge C. C. Featherstone oi Greenwood, Dr. William M. Vines of Greenwood, and Dr. W.-T. Meyers of DO? Converse college. Attention—Please Cosmopolitan, 4 months for $1.00 Good Housekeeping, 4 months for $1.00 Youths Companion with your favor ite novel among the old classics. JAMES W. CALDWELL Phone 243 at 12:30 MAY VALENTINE ✓ the is herself an accomplished musi cian. She will appear here in person and conduct the “Robin Hood” or chestra. The production of “Robin Hood” is Miss Valentine’s masterpiece. She as sisted Reginald De Koven, the com poser, In the revival of this beloved opera under his personal direction at the Opera Comique, New York City, in 1920, and Miss Valentine’s present production is, therefore, offered in the manner which the great composer wished the public to receive it, and the traditions and interpretations are carried out Just ns De Koven would have had them. Miss Valentine has presented this opera over 2,000 times. RENT A CAR Drive Yourself OPEN AND CLOSED CARS DAY PHONE 357 NIGHT PHONE 156 Ellis An to Livery Sleep in Comfort Jessie Durham, of Winnificdd, La., writes: “I was' affected with bladdet* trouble, and took a few bottles of Hobo Kidney & Bladder Remedy and was relieved.” If you are bothered at night with your .kidneys get a bottle of Hobo Kidney & Bladder Rented; today from your druggist. Write for the free story.. Hobo Medicine Co., Beaumont, Texas. voids Cause Grip and influenza XA.T.’S BROMO QUININE Tablets remov* • utusel There Is only one “Bromo Quinine *' • . DYE'S sUnaiure on box. Jfc V PIANOS for RENT 0’DANIEL & REID A Sweet Breath at alt timet / After eating or •moklng ftrigleyh frethens the mouth and nrretrn* the breath. Nerve* are soothed, throat Is refreshed and digestion aided. So easy to carry the little packet! fflHGLEYS \ • after every meal/„!§ TO THE PEOPLE OF Cross Anchor Cross Keys and Sedaiia * Now that you have the Jacobs Highway to Clinton, head your car this way and bring all your old suits, hats, dresses, gloves, sweaters; and skirts which wdl be put away for the Summer and let us clean them, making every garment take on a new appearance, and by removing the dirt leave nothing for the moths to feed upon. That old WINTER HAT that you have thro\vn aWay will be a NEW one when we clean and reblock it. No use to throw away a good hat when it can be renewed at a small cost. The ladies have a golden opportunity to dye any garment and come out with it next season in a new color—beautiful—and with only a few cents expense as compared with the purchase of new articles of the same kind. , It takes only thirty minutes to make it from Cross Anchor to Clinton in a Ford car. Come on' and see what a good town we have and the many fine bargains to be had here, Buchanan’s Pressing Club Telephone 28 CLINTON, S. C. Lei FOBJ) once Lubrication of the Ford calls for a free- flowing oil that reaches all bearing surfaces* We have an oil that fits the Ford car exactly* . “Standard” Polarine Motor Oil for Fords is refined for Ford cars and none other, ft is made with the same care that has placed other consistencies of “Standard” Polarine •> • Motor Oils in the front rank of motor oils* We have been using it experimentally on private cars and on our own fleets of Ford cars, until we are sure it is better than ■ other oils for Fords. You will notice the difference immediate ly when you change to the new oil, for it does a thorough job of lubricating every Ford it gets a chance at. . ^ ~ * STANDARD ffolorlna MOTOR OIL t r i ■ ¥■ * A# 4 V f A STANDARD OIL COMPANY (New Jersey) \ • ’/ ►