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THE CLINTON CHRONICLE, CLINTON. S. C.
: THE JEDGE’S JOSH •
That’s It
Loudvoice: “Good old Binks. Quite a
methodical gent. Why, would y6u
believe it, he keeps a diary of every
little thing said around home. What
his wife said; what he said, etc., etc.”
Practical: “Some scrap book, I’d
say.”
Touch System
Bill Bilken wore shoe soles so thin
That when he stepped upon some
kale,
He knew at once', without a doubt,
When it was head and when ’twas
tail.
Ruined
Pennybrain: “No more advertising
for me. I’m through with that kind
of business. I advertised last year
and it dumed near ruined me.”
Friend: “How come?”
Pennybrain: “Why hang it man, a
mob rushed in and bought nearly all
the goods I had.”
A Collection Letter
Mr. Deadbeat: .
Dear Sir:
Who bought a riding plow of us
last fall ? You. W T ho said they would
pay for it when the crops were sold?
You. Now, what we want to know,
who is a dirty no-account, good-forT
nothing bum ? - '
Yours truly, Samuel Maguire.
Ed Purdy’s Philos
“Old Doc Brown says he drives a
flivver and then his medicines are all
well shaken up before taken.”
You Guess
Rastus: “I was Vited out to the
swellest dinner yesterday. U-m-m
bov.”
Eph: “So. Where?”
Rastus: “I jest didn’t learn the fam
ily’s name. I think it was ‘Pullman.’
At least that’s the name I noticed all
eround.”
Boost Apple Junction
“What do you mean, Bill, you’re
going to move to Apple Junction?
Say, that’s the laziest town in the
world. I drove through tfiere last
week. The only sign of life I saw
was a dog chasing a cat—and they
were both walking.”
The puzzle this week is convention-! don’t you time yourself on this puz-
al in design but well worth the ef- T, ‘‘ 7 ,n accurate “thinkinir”
fort in working. It might be called
the ‘iFour Z” puzzle. There are one
or two sticklers hidden in the seem
ingly easy three and four letter words
but by the well known system of fill
ing ip from all angles they most like
ly'will work themselves out. Why
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zle? Speed in accurate “thinking 1
is a valuable personal asset. Answer
next week. Also another dandy puz
zle.
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1. An effiminate boy.
5. The Roentgenays.
10. Light blow.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 1925
IX. Old age (poetic.)'
13. Tool (hewing.)
15. To fasten.
17. Splash gently. '
18. Preposition.
19. Central state (abbr.)
21. Preposition.
22. Editor (abbr.)
23. ‘I love (Latin.)
24. Willingly.
26. Behold. "
28. Stuff.
29. Narrow woven band.
31. To remove entirely.
34. To cultivate land.
37. Sand.
41. Send out.
43. Fruit bearing part of a cereal.
44. Prong.
46. Plump.
47. Note of the musical scale.
48. To be.
50. Negative (Latin.)
51. Nine (Roman.
52. Covering for head.
53. Tool for boring.
55. Southern state (abbr.)
56. Deface. ,
Shelter.
River in Virginia.
Animal in South America.
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2. Pronoun.
3. Weaken.
4. To eject from the mouth.
6. Peruse.
7. Chain of mountains in Europe.
8. A unit of measure (abbr.)
9. Wading bird.
12. Chemical particles.
14. Forty-on? (Roman.)
16. Sense of smell.
17. An- evil glance.
18. American Medical Association.
20. To permit.
23. Craft, cunning.
25. Note of musical scale.
28. Company (abbr.)
80. Equality as to value.
32. Instrument for propelling a boat.
33. Be worthy of.
34. Adapt for some purpose.
35. Preposition.
36. Assemble.
37. Seize.
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39. Sofe white metal. . .
40. Long seat.
42. Boy’* name.
45. Number (Latin abbr.)
47. Unusual.
49. U. S. unit of money.
52. Second son of Noah.
54. Beverage.
56. A parent. •
58. Printers measure.
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A Well Furnished Home
Is Often The Bond That
Keeps The Family
Reasonable
Wife (glancing over theatre ads in
newspaper): “What do you think,
‘Abie’s Irish Rose’ is still running?”
Hubby: “What?”
Wife: “I say ‘Abie’s Irish Rose’ is
still running.”
Hubby: “Hell—I thought you said
NOSE.”
PUPILS PRESENT
GOOD PROGRAM
Chapel Exercises Thursday Morning
In Charge of Tenth Grade
Students.
The tenth grade, college section,
of the Clinton High school, had charge
of the chapel exercises Thursday
morning, February 5. ' The hymn,
“Come Thou Almighty King,” was
sung by the school.
The scripture was read by Miss
Olive Tuck, after which the Lord’s
Prayer was prayed in concert.
A reading, “Sister on the Back
Seat,” was given by Emma Little.
The Kitchen Cabinet Orchestra,
composed of members of the tenth
grade, entered and played “Last Night
on the Back Porch.” The members
of the orchesfriTwere introduced thus
by the directress, Alma Davis:
Pianoist: Grace League as Miss
Charlotte Russe.
Two boiler tops served as symbols,
played by Sarah Knox as Miss Lotta
Noise.
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The sifter was turned with perfect
harmony by Margaret Copeland as a
Flour of our Southland, “Sweet Rose.”
The coffee pot quartet was com
posed of Frances Dutton as Madame
Buffett, Katherine Glasgow as Ima
Mess, Alva Wilson as Mademoiselle
Perculator, and Lydia Davis as Miss
Teapot Dome.
The violinist with a shovel and large
cream ladle was Frances Black as
Miss Olive Fork.
The drummer was Eugene Johnson
was a dishpan and two spoons as Mr.
Butler Pantree.
Joe Blumberg as an accomplished
musician, was Prof. Biscuit-Baker.
Miss Josephine Neighbors, with
cocoanut grater, played the ukelele as
Miss Silver Spoon.
Miss Frances Sheely played the
boiler as Miss Dorothy Dish.
Isabel Witherspoon, with a pan and
cream-whipper, was Miss Etta Green-
apple.
Zeline Davis played the boiler as
Miss Aluminum Ware. •
Alma Davis was directress as Miss
China Ware, sister of Miss Aluminum
Ware." '
Modern pieces, a medley of planta
tion songs, and several numbers by
the quartet and entire orchestra, were
given. The high school marched out
by the Grand March from “Aida,
played by the orchestra. The orches
tra expressed their delight at being
with the school and their hope to
come again.
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