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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 1924
THE CLINTON CHRONICLE, CttNTON, S. C.
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THORNWELL HAD«
GOOD SEASON
Ours, Too
Beth: “How do you like that man!”
Ruth; “Not so good. . He gets on
my neK^rqs.” *
Betfo ‘'How so?”
h: “He’s my dentist.”
Ruti
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;,.f> Storys end Sequel
Mother: “Wiyie! Get up and get
ready for school.”
Willie: “Can’t—I’m sick.” 4 ,
Mother (appearing with castor oil
bottle): ’Het#—take this.”
P. S.—Willie went to school.
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In Rebuttal
Opt: “Civilization is certainly pro-
gressiqg in rapid strides, foe effici-
jncy of modern man is truly remark
able.”
Truthful Tom: “Yeh! Our law
makers have made 746,361,289 laws,
but I can’t see any improvement on
the ten commandments.”
CM MO IDE FLO
To break up a cold over night or to cut
short an attack of grippe, influenza or sore
throat, physicians and druggists are now
recommending Calotabs, the nausealcss
Ci:oirtel tablet, that is purified from dan
gerous and sickening effects. Those whe
have tried it say that it acts like magic, by
far more effective and certain than the old
style calomel, heretofore recommended by
physicians.
One or tv,’o Calotabs at bed time with
a swallow of water—that’s ail. No salts
no nausea nor the slightest interference
with e-iting, work or pleasures. Next morn
ing your cold hns vanished and your sys
■<cm ie»!$ refreshed and purified. Calotahe
are sold only in original sealed package’-
■price ten cents fur the v^st-npexet size
thirty-fve r-rits for the Isree family r-ick
are. ^•commended an-i gucnpveei b'
dniRO’-**. money Enok if v ou ure not
d^iehrid.—cdv.
Hello, Hen '
You may cuss the fool hen for in
sisting upon crossing the road just
ahead of your speeding automobile—
but in doing so do not forget that
flw ■ engfiragr
the same opinions concerning you.
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Truth Will Out
Nosey: “I’m surprised that Mr.
DoUghbag hasn’t a radio in his home.
How. come?”
Knowall: “Sh-h-h! He’s too proud
to ask any of the little boys in bis
neighborhood how to fix one up.”
Lines to Speed Boys
Brag about your motor car,
Its epeed and endurance.
Brag some more and “step on it,”
Your wife can spend insurance.
Blonde Bess Opines
•“Say it with bootleg. The flowers
wHl come.”
KERCHOO!
The sneeze is one way nature has of warning
you that a cold is coming on.
NYAL LAXACOLD
tablets taken at the first indication of a cold
usually give prompt relief. Laxacold is a
tonic laxative. It moves the bowels freely'
but gently and proper bowel action is very
essential in ridding the system of a cold.
The Search ~
Young Wife: “George, I want a
Tireless cooker*” • - v .
Young Hubby: “I’ll get it for you,
dearie, just as soon as I can fine a
fireless employer.”
Twenty-five Tablett—Twenty-five Cam
Kellers Drug Store
Pi Kappa Phi Offers
Scholarship Cup
Night Coughing—
How to Stop .lt
Night coughing which, through
Ion of valuable sleep, often makes
i ou feel utterly worn-out and use-
ess during the day, fend by quickly
weakening the system lays you
n to the most dangerous infec-
l
ions, can now be promptly checked
by a very sjmple treatment. Peo
ple who have hardly been able to
rest o% account of coughing spells
have found that they can sleep the
whole night through undisturbed
often after the very first trial.
Th« tr«ntm«nt to based on a remark-
abto prescription known as Dr. Kind's
New Discovery. You simply take a tea-
rpoonful at night before retiring and
hold it In your throat for 15 or 20 sec
onds before swallowing it. The pre
scription has a double action. It not
Only soothes ar.d heals the soreness and
Irritation, but it quickly loosens and rs-
mores the phlegm and congestion which
Is ths real cause of the cough. The
result to that y&u usually sleep as soundly
as a bake the very first night, and the
cough geos in a very short time.
The prescription contains no opiates or
harmful drugs. Excellent for children
•s well as grown-ups. For coughs, ofiest
colds, hoarseness, sore throat, spasmodic
group, bronchitis, laryngitis and bronchial
asthma. At all good druggists. Ask tot
DRvtMiSPS
CoucriS
Dr. Felder Smith
OPTOMETRIST
MODERN
SERVICE
Specialist
Jacobs & Company Building
Phone 29
PIANOS for RENT
Q’DANIEL & REID
Mercenary Thrill
Office Wit: “November—ah, No
vember! I love November this year.”
Fall Guy: “What endears Novem
ber to you? Is it football—fall foli
age or frosts?” ' %
Office Wit: “Ah, November! It has
FIVE pay days this year.”
Local Eleven Suffered Only One De
feat in the State High School
Contest.
The Thomwell high school football
team completed its 1924 schedule Fri
day, November 7, by defeating the
Union high team 13 to 0. .
Despite the fact that, many of the
1923 stars were not seen in the Thorn-
well line-up this year, the team has
made a fine showing with its light
and inexperienced men. _
Thomwell lost only one game,
which eliminated them from being a
contender for champidnship laurels.
This defeat occurred in the first game
when the heavy aggregation from Sa
luda whipped the Thomwell boys 18
to 7. In this game, Thomwell had
six players that had never participat
ed in a high school football game.
The new men were two ends, three
backfield men, and the center. But
since that gameVthe team has shown
wonderful improvement and has de
feated all its opponents, except one,
and that being Chester, which was an
exhibition game, played at the Ches
ter county fair.
The Thomwell team is very light,
Attwgipg 13R-peund*. In- some
the team was outweighed as much
as 32 pounds to^the man. Neverthe
less they crossed every opponent’s
goal line one or more times.
Lonnie Dunlap, who will graduate
from the orphanage high school this
year, is the coach. After finishing a
very successful year the team has dis
banded, but they are anticipating a
championship team for 1925 as they
had in 1923. The team loses only
two men by graduation. If the team
stays together as they hope to, the
fall of 1925 will find a wonderful
team on the Thomwell gridiron.
The results ofthe 1924 football sea
son are as follows:
•Thomwell 6; Bailey Military 6.
Thomwell 7; Saluda 18.
Thomwell 7; Woodruff 0.
Thornw'tll 7; Clinton High 0.
•Thomwell 13; Chester 28.
Thomwell 13; Union 0.
*Th game with B. M. I. does not
count as a high school game.
•The Chester game was an exhibi
tion game, therefore, it was not an
eliminating game.
That’s Different
He: “Every woman exaggerates.”
She: ‘^Everything?”
He: “Well, not when she’s talking
about her age.”
Wofford Freshmen
Come Tomorrow
Ed Purdy’s Philos
“Times change, but truthful adages
live forever. The wolf at the door
today is an automobile.”
The Methodist Freshmen from
Spfertanburg will arrive in the city
tomorrow to meet the • P. C. Fresh
men in their annual gridiron battle.
In preparation for the event, the first
year squad has been going through
a strenuous practice routine and noth
ing but a decisive victory will satisfy
them tomorrow. The P. C. varsity
was conquered this year for the first
time by the Wofford eleven and dou
ble interest is therefore centerd in
Friday’s results. The game will be
called at three o’clock at college park
and it is hoped that a big crowd will
be present.
Best Scholar in Presbyterian College
To Be Recipient of Hand
some Trophy.
For the purpose of stimulating
Freshmen in their college work this
year, Beta Chapter of Pi Kappa Phi
fraternity of the Presbyterian Col
lege. has recently decided to offer a
cup to the member of the Freshman
class making the highest average in
17 hours or more of regular college
work. The cup will be offered an
nually, beginning this year.
Clinton Has Four
Football Elevens
(Contributed)
Clinton no doubt has the most and
some of the best football material in
the whole South for a town of its size.
There are four football teams in this
town that are above the ordinary and
should be able to cope with the best
that the state can send against us.
Things are looking rather dark, tho,
at present, for several of the teams,
mainly because so many men have
graduated from the schools that they
represent.
The people should back these teams
the same when they are losing as
when they are winning. A game that
should have drawn a much ’larger
crowd than it did was the P. C. New
berry game. The authorities were ex
pecting a large crowd and the result
was that the people were not there,
and the association at the college this
year is likely to go in the whole.
There are two games more to be play
ed in Clinton by the Blue Stockings
and it would certainly make the Blue
Stocking machine work lota better to
see a large crowd there and feel that
the people of Clinton were there,
heart and soul backing them to the
limit. Every P. C. team that ever
went on a football field has been con
gratulated for its fighting spirit.
Why can’t the people, of Clinton get
this old fighting spirit and help these
on to more victories, not merely the
Blue Stockings, but the Orphanage,
the High Schopl and the Freshmen?
Get behind them, folks, and let’s see
how many we can have out* at the
nex( game, whether it be any one of
the above teams, and let’s put out
sonfe ’teams and backers that this lit*
tie team will be proud of.
J. M. FITTS
ADLETS
Coffee goes higher and higher, but
I will still let you have 3 pounds of
good goods for a dollar. J. M. PITTS.
Give my Robert E .Lee and Stone
wall Jackson Flour a trial. None
better. 24 pounds for $1.25.
J. M. PITTS.
RED
Just a few bags of those
OATS left. $1.00 per bushel.
J. M. PITTS.
Flour in all grades and all size
packages at $8.00 to $10 per barrel.
Bought before the big advances. Try
me once. J. M. PITTS.
Can sell you a barrel Good Flour
in wood at $9.50 per barrel.
J. M. PITTS.
Get my prices for Cow Feed, Meal
and Hulls and Beet Pulp. I sell Hay,
too. J. M. PITTS.
If you need Shingles, you want to
see me first. All grades Red Cedar
Shingles at bottom pricea.
J. ni. PITTS.
If it is HOG FEED, Chicken Feed,
or Feed for the Mule or Cow, I have
the very best and the price is right.
J. M. PITTS.
Try a gallon Brer Rabbit Syrup at
$1.00 per gallon. It is pure cane juice.
J. M. PITTS.
Get your Seed Wheat from me and
get it good, for $2.00 per bushel. RED
OATS, $1.00—none better.
J. M. PITTS.
Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jack-
son Flours are made by the Shenan
doah Valley, and ia a short patent,
and makes good bread. Price too low*
J. M. PITTS.
Get a pail of Mammy's Favoritf.for
$1.50 before it goes higher.
J. M. PITTS.
LOST—One black and tan bitch with
collar and bvass ring. Finder no
tify G. C.-Breaxeals* Washingtqn St.,
fend get reward. ‘ Itp
Coats
Ladies’ Coats in ail the new styles and colors. With and
without fur collars. Some of the best colors are Green, Tan,
Brown, Rust, Wood Brown, Gray, Cannon and Black. Prices
range from—
$14.75 to $52.50
Misses and ChUdren’s Coats,, sizes 6 to 19 years, in an assort
ment of colors and the newest materials. Prices range from—
$6.75 to $14.75
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Ladies* and Misses Dresses. We are showing the newest
Ht-piamtrfsr weoirven^ahrBBksr
Flannel Dresses
$10.50 to $19.75
Wool Dresses—
$10.00 to $27.50
Silks and Velvets—
$6.75 to $33.75
We carry a complete stock of everything that’s
to be carried in a Dry Goods Store.
LADIE’S DEPARTMENT
Copeland-Stone Company
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