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be able to participate in the approach
ing election.
If you wish to vote, ypur name
must be written on the enrolling book
of your precinct—that is the party
law, and there are no exceptions to it
for anybody.
The books in the various precincts
of the county are now open. We want
to impress upon every man and
woman, that in order to be qualified
to vote, your names must be etnered
on the book. The fact that you have
voted heretofore and have formerly
been enrolled has no significance and
means nothing. You must enroll now
if you intend to vote.
- Voting is one of the highest duties
of good citizenship. To be a real good
citizen, you must vote—and to vote
you must enroll.
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Why is it that stylish things are
never comfortable?
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The best feature of most of the
free advice that one gets is that you
don’t have to take it.
If you want to see how fast time
can fly, just make a sixty day note at
the bank.
Sone one has said, “A friend is one’s
better self.” Fortunate you are, if
you really have a friend.
It is a pity that some folks never
get any flowers until after they are
carried to the cemetery.
CO-OPERATIVE TOWN BUILDING
We hear much now-a-days of co
operation. A city is built by no parti
cular class of people nor by any par
ticular line of business, but by all of
them working together. Clinton, for
instance, can be made a great manu
facturing center by the co-operation
of the manufacturers. It can be made
.a great educational center, by a unit-
eSsjmTtbT Interest aK<f support^ to
wards its institutions. It can be made
a great trading center by the retail
merchants working together, a strong
distributing center by the co-opera
tion of the wholesale people. We
want it to be all of these and have
other distinctive features ' that will
make it a well-rounded community.
That can be accomplished by co
operation by all of these influences.
When every factor and element is
working within itself and then work
ing with other factors and elements in
the greater common cause a city is
being built.
Every cylinder must be working—
constantly working, if Clinton is to
Uo forward as it should.
YOU NEED NOT FAIL
Community growth calls for com
munity co-operation. Without it
Clinton will lag ^behind.
Golf Tournament
. Is Announced
The shortest days of the year usual
ly finds most of us as short as usual.
We saw a fellow the other day with
a corkscrew on his key ring. Some
optimist.
Well, if women do roll their stock
ings its nobody’s business but theirs
You have noticed, no doubt, that
fast girls hardly ever catch a hus
band.
This is election year. Boll weevils
and politics make it haid for the peo
pie.
The Clinton Golf Club announced a
special golf tournament beginning
ast Monday and continuing every day
except Sunday until September first.
The lowest scorer over 72 holes will
receive honors and a box of cigars as
the prize. Suitable awards will also
>e given to second and third lowest
scorers and a booby award to the
highest score.
The members of the club have re
cently provided a course in Young’s
Mature just below the college • and
considerable interest is being mani
fested in the pastime. The object of
:he tournament is to stir up further
interest in the game.
As long as stores sell on credit, and
banks loan money, most of us will
never get out of debt.
Another thing we don’t understand
is why conceited folks get along about
as well as the rest of us.
It
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AS TO BOBBED HAIR
We have never been among those
who have become all excited am
worked-up over the question of bob
bed hair, some who have even gone so
far as to try to make a moral issue
of this popular custom that now pre
vails among the feminine sex. Men
have enough troubles of. their own
and all sensible men, either marrie<
or unmarried, have long since learn
ed that the women are going to dress
as they see fit. And why shouldn’
they— a man dresses as he pleases
Bobbed hair is necessarily no indica
tion of frivolity of mind, neither is
long hair an indication of brains,
is a question that is entirely up
the eternal feminine of all ages. They
are the ones to decide it.
On the subject,* The Lancaster
News sagely remarks:
“We can’t see but what bobbed hair
is a matter for the women to settle
among themselves, each in her own
mind. A man generally dresses as he
pleases. If he wants to boycott bar
ber shops and let his hair and his
whiskers grow, the newspapers don’i
take sides as to whether he has
right to or not. If a man enjoys the
privilege of dressing as he sees fit,
why shouldn’t the same privilege be
accorded a woman? We know some
women and girls that could improve
their appearance, possibly, by bob
bing their hair; we know others who
would not “look good” with, hair bob
bed. But in each case we can’t feel
that it is up to us, or anyone else,
to say what they shall or shall not
do.”
THE NORDIC CRAZE.
TO LIVE WITH MONKEYS.
TAILLESS ALLIGATORS, ETC.
FOOT AND MOUTH CURE.
The “purely nordic” craze has gone
far. A scientific association of Ger
man “racialists” proposes to plan a
new state in which only those “purely
Nordic” will be admitted.
The scientists allege that blood
teats will distinguish the purely Nor
dic from the mixed breeds.
That’s interesting, as there is not
on all the surfaee of the earth any
single sample of a plure breed, wheth
er of “Nordic,” Aryan, Semitic, Mop-
frfdian, ^ff-jcan or Malaysian strain.
All the breeds were mficecT up" Tong
ago, although they don’t know it.
That new Nordic state, by the way,
would exclude the founder of Christ
ianity, whose mother was a Jewess.
He, certainly, was not “purely Nor
dic.”
Here’s one original thought. John
Gromardie, citizen of New York,
writes to the Franklin Park Zoo in
Boston, saying he’d like to be exhibit
ed in the monkey house, with the
other primates, “to show the public
how much man resembles the ape,
accordance with the Darwinian
theory.”
Some that live in open spaces,
exas, Washington, California, Flori-
a, etc., will probably suggest that if
all New Yorkers adapted to demon
strating the Darwinian theory were
ocked up in the Zoological Garden
there would be many vacancies in
r ifth avenue and at Newport.
Laurens To Have
——1. Kiwanis Club
A joint committee from the Colum
bia and Clinton Kiwanis clubs met in
Laurens Tuesday to get plans under
wpy for the formation of a Kiwanis
club in that city. A luncheon was
after whUffi iav- have a frght to Igugh atthe worshlp-
How many little boys know that our
word “muslin” comes from Mosul, or
that our able Italian Mussolini got his
name from that land of the Moham
medans? Read in Marco Polo's Trav
els that “great merchants who convey
spices and drugs from one country to
another are termed mussolini.”
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Herr Schomburgk, an African ex
plorer, is accused in a Berlin court
of stealing from the holy grove in
Jberia the “sacred stone of the alli
gator without any tail.”
Tribes of the African West Coast
have worshipped that sacred fetish
for years, and want it back, to bring
them luck.
Schomburgk says he bought the
fetish for $5.
Only those not afraid to walk un
der a ladder or sit thirteen at table
eral talks were made and the plan of
procedure
A dozen Laurens citizens were
present and H. S. Blackwell was made
temporary chairman and Dr. J. H
Teague, vice-chairman.. In behalf of
Columbia, Mr. G. Trez Pressley spoke,
while greetings from Clinton were
given by Dr. Dudley Jones. A sub
sequent meeting is to be held in the
next few days at which time the ten
tative organization will be perfected
Tuesday’s conference was attende<
by Messrs. C. M. Allan, G. Trez Press-
ley and Joe Bowles from Columbia
Dr. Dudley Jones, W. W. Harris am
W. H. Simpson from Clinton.
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LAKE THOMAS TO
^ HAVE OPEN HOUSE
As soon as the weather permits
Lake Thomas will observe “open
house” at which time the public wil
be cordially invited to spend an after
noon as the guests of this popular re
sort. George H. Ellis, the owner,
stated yesterday that prizes will be
offered to both boys and girls for
swimming contests and that a most
cordial invitation will be extended the
public as soon as the date can be de
cided upon.
Tom Rice, present wealthly head
of the Rice Research Laboratories,
fnc., of Chicago, was born of extreme
ly poor parents in a squalid hut on
the banks of the Kansas River, in
Topeka, Kansas, 44 ypars ago. His
father was a cripple and his mother,
a consumptive, was the bread-winner,
making her living by taking in wash
ing. Tom first attended a local
school, conducted by a poor but intel
ligent neighbor. He learned to read
and write when he was eleven. His
days were spent in clam digging and
the carrying to and fro of laundry.
Five miles from his home was a sec
ond-rate public library. By special
permission he was allowed to enter
the library at five in the morning,
and on Sundays. Before he was
eighteen he had read 27 books on
electrical engineering and. when he
was twenty he was the own«r of^ a
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small electric shop, which he built in
the backyard of his home. There he
worked out electrical problems for
city contractors and became a house
wiring expert before he was twenty-
five. When he was twenty-eight, his
father having died, he bought a cost
ly home in the suburban section of
Topeka, where he installed his moth
er and two sisters, giving them many
luxuries. He invented . an exhaust
valve for a brake-shoe on electric
trolleys that brought him $20,000, and
with this money he established his
persent research labroatories on State
street, Chicago. Today he employs
fifteen expert engineers and a large
corps of men and women assistants
and his personal wealth is said to be
in six figures.
Are in constant demand as a result of
influence of thrifty housewives.
Visit us or talk with one of our custom
ers for conviction of the service, quality
and price of our eatables.
We have everything that goes to make
your daily menu complete, and always
fresh.
LITTLE 8 DENSON
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Chinene coolies buy two or three
American cigarettes at a time and the
dealer makes an additional profit on
the tinfoil from each package by sell
ing it back to the manufacturers.
With about 7 per cent of the world’s
population, the United States turns
out more than 80 per cent of the
worid’s automobile mechanisms.
UndeJohn
out *vith one blow. Farmers in Ar
kansas will not only forgive but cheer
their senator for knocking a man
down with one blow. Whether they
will forgive him for playing golf is
another question.
I’ve alters been an advocate of fair
ness in a fight. ... To rain my blows
on weaker folks, I never thought was
right. . . . I’ve fit my weight in wild
cats, by the law of give an’ take, and,
when I got the knockout, they was
welcome to the stake!
Today I’m scrappin’ varmints of a
meek an' lowly class. ... I met their
red battalions at the picnic, in the
grass. . . . When fiends attack my
person in an underhand way, there’s
apt to be red pepper in the compli
ments I pay. . . .
There ani’t much sow fer romance
in a bug-infested patch, where aU a
feller gets to do—is, set around an’j
scratch. ... It lends an inspiration ‘
which it wouldn’t do to tell, when we J
land a batch of chiggers—from the
mustard-pots of hell! >
Final Settlement
Taka notice that on the 14th day of
July, 1924, we will render a final ac
count of our acts and doings as Ad
ministrators of the estate of Martha
H. Me. E. Copeland, deceased, in the
office of the Judge of Probate of
Laurens County, at 11 o’clock a. m.,
and on the same day will apply for
a final discharge from our trust as
Administrators.
Any person indebted to said estater
is notified and required to make pay
ment on or before that date; an^ all
persons having claims against said'
estate will present them on or before
said date, duly proven or be forever
barred.
J. I. COPELAND,
J. M. COPELAND,
Administrators.
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Swim In
LAKE THOMAS
pers of the tailless alligator.
Arthur Harris, of the I. W. W.,
stabbed in. a fight with farm hands,
learns the value of scientific educa
tion. A knife thrust penetrated his
pericardium sac containing the he*rt.
and made a wound three-quarters of
an inch long. The sac filled with
blood, the heart couldnt work. But
while Harris, fully conscious, saw
everything that was going on, sur
geons in Kansas City removed three
of his ribs, drained the pericardium,
permitting the heart to continue
pumping, put back ’the ribs, sewed
him up, and he lives. Thanks to local
anesthetics, Harris felt no pain.
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Six million bonus applications are
ready, five millions more will be pre
pared and sent out. Some pocket
patriots are weeping about that. It
makes them sad to pay a few dollars
in taxes to men that won the war,
and saved them all their money.
DR. D. W. DANIEL TO
SPEAK AT MOUNTVILLE
Yet the paying out of that bonus
money will be to general prosperity
like pouring water on dry soil.
Everybody will share in the prosper
ity that the bonus distribution la
bound to bring. Ever ydollar of it
will be apenl. It’s the money spent
that counts.
ENROLL AT ONCE
Again we are calling the public’s
attention to the importance of enroll
ing to vote in the August primary.
The enrolment books close on Tues
day, July 22nd, and the man or wo
man failing to sign the club roll with
in that time will be disfranchised.
Thus far the enrollment has been very
slow, and unless the call nf the hour
There will be a mass meeting of
the citizens of the town of Mountville
and the surrounding community held
at the school auditorium Friday night,
July 11, at 8:30. Prof. D. W. Daniel,
of Clemson College, will deliver an
address. The public is cordially in
vited.
Jg heeded,
of voters will not services.
LUTHERAN SERVICES
Sunday ./Morning
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Saint John’s Lutheran congregation
will hold their regular quarterly
communfon service on next Sunday
morning. Preaching at 11 o’clock, fol
lowed by the Holy Sacrament. The
public is invited to attend
‘-A Berlin scientist has found and
isolated the germ that causes- foot
and mouth disease. That news will
be worth myiy millions to this coun
try directly, and billions perhaps, in
directly.
It is reported, although fortunate-'
ly not proved, that agitators in the!
West have purposely spread foot and
mouth disease by means of dogs and
otherwise. California is a bad state
in which to play a game of that kind.
The perpetrators would find it more!
dangerous than* horse-stealing in
Texas in the old days.
A Separate Bed
for Each Sleeper
Provide a separate bed for each child. Your own
good sense and your physician’s advice agree on this
point of assuring your children the deep, body-build
ing sleep so essential to their healthy growth.
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Once you find how much better children sleep in
Simmons TWIN BEDS, you will want do away with
every double bed in the house. . *
VISIT OUR DISPLAY.
Newspapers print a story that
Senator Robinson, of Arkansas, bav-! |
log a little dispute with a Dr. Mitch- !
| all at golf, knocked him down and
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