Fort Mill times. (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, October 23, 1919, Image 4
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1^2] Pais whether it
H comes from rheumatism,
neuralgia,
sciatica, backache
~ or sprain is usually
H most acute at night
D B you have a bottle of Yager's
j] Liniment handy and use it you
I get quick relief. Price 35c.
j] The large bottle contains twice
I as much as the usual 50c bottle of
liniment and lasts the average Cam
By for months. At ell dealers.
OLBEBT BEOS.S CO. Baltimore. Bid.
DEATH
CHILIS J-WW
Removes the cnuse by destroying the
germs of MALARIA. At your drug
atore, 60c; money back if no good.
BEBREM Dritq CO,
Waco, Texas ^
oxioini
Q FREE I
; v Don't send ary mon?jr. J net
BUC <t send us your name and addreaaon
a postal an J let us 1
^AJJV J show bow you can ret this
jRfy Wonderful Stereoscope and
' 60 colored views of the Oreat
War, real battle scenes?ab rtwtsly
free?for selling onr beantlfnl Chrlstssaa
Cards to yonr friends In spare tlma Also
fetches. Air Guns. Dolls, Bracelets, etc. Writ*
asr Se lnb| J. Mklu, ASS W. lists St., Sew lark Cltj
\JiI?F A.N& ^ AT DRUG
STORES OR II00 BY HAH
SAM E.RICHARDSON
TOUCO|ST^^^URBANNA^
fife, KODAKS & SUPPLIES
We also do highest class of finishing.
rricea ana i;?uio(u( upon r*qaMt
CJS. Gil?.ki Optical Ca., RkW~4. Vh.
CAUAUR PLANTS ? FKOHT PROOF.
.? CBAKLKHTO N WAKKFIRI.U. Early Flat
Mtk. Succession. Surchfiit ami other vaMba
par thousand, two dollara; Sva thou
ms* or more at one-flfty par thousand. Cat ass
free. Coden Nurseries. Coden, Ala.
MKT ED TO SEE THAT PIG
Mlinlmat" Had a Strange Faeclnation
(or the Thirsty Easterners of
a Century Ago.
The present prohibition law Is much
i?orp stringent than wur the dry law
f Massachusetts of 100 years ago,
when the "Striped IMg" gained Its
tome. At that time the lnw read that
qaor could not he secured, save In
K-gnllnn lots. That guve t" ? "pig"
a chance.
An enterprising resident attended
Ae military muster on tlie Kendvllle
lh(r grounds, and established a side
bow. A banner before the tent
tomnted the likeness of a rod and black
which, a sign said, could be seen
for four pence. Many men went In
to see the strange animal, ami returned
asany times. As the law did not prohibit
the exhibitor from giving away
quor he gave each patron a generous
glass of the forbidden drink from a
large stock he had laid In. The "Striped
ror became famous over night. Songs
were written ahout the nnimnl. a bev
,f aragc was named after It, and a burlesque
play In New York ndopte.l the
absurd title.
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Among the women of Horneo elongated
ear lobes are considered a great
aaark of beauty.
The more sonic people tell you the j
less you remember.
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flavor And becAi
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Catarrh of the Stomach
"Perm* ku vodtlvilr Aon* for
mo what Mnqr intwi MM t#
it. I htvt bMB time sad tola
Smpelled to take to my bad for
ya. The drat bottle of Parana
Kyo relief and while I always
ep It In the honee for tmtreenclta,
I tta elder atyaelf entirely
free freat catarrh ef eke f? >.
the trouble from which I suffered
for so long before taking
this remedy.**
Llnld or Tablet Pens *
leld fBrerywkere
Ask fter Peeler
JLU^)Mn
>LD FOR BO YEARS.
ALSO A FINE GENERAL STRENGTHEN*
ING TONIC. Sold by All Drag Stereo.
BILIOUSNESS
Caused by
Acid-Stomach
If people who are bilious are treated according
to local symptoms they aeldoni get
cry much better. Whatever relief la obalnei
Is usually temporary. Trace biliousness
to Its source and remove the cnuie and
(he chances are that the patient will remain
strong and healthy.
Doctors say that more than 70 nonorganic
diseases can be traced to an AcidHtnmnch.
Biliousness la one of them. Indication.
heartburn, belching, sour stomach,
bloat and gaa are other signs of acldatomnch.
EATONIC. the marvelous modorn
tomach remedy, brings quick relief froin
these stomach mlserlea which lead td a long
(rain of ailments that make life miserable
If not corrected.
RATONIC literally absorbs and carries
away the excess acid. Makes the stomach
strong, cool and comfortable. Helps dlges
nun; improve* tnr appetite and you tnen
tet full strength from your food. Thousands
lay that EATONIC la tha moat efTectlra
tomach remedy In the world. It la the help
YOU need. Try It on our money-back-lfnnt-aatlafled
guarantee. At all drugflsts.
Onlv 50 cents for a big bo*.
EATONIC
fa* (TORY5UR ACID-STOMAC10
NEGLECTING THAT
COLDJJR COUGH?
Why, when Dr. King's New
Discovery so promptly
checks it
r'S natural you don't want to bo
careless and let that pld cold or
, cough drag on or that new attack
develop seriously. Not when you can
get such a proved successful remedy
as Dr. King's New Discovery.
Cold, cough, grippe, croup does not
! resist this standurd reliever very long.
Its qu'nllty is ns high today as 1^ always
has been?and It's been growing
steadily In popularity for more than
fifty years. 00c. and $1.20 n bottle
at all druggists. Give it a trial.
nr i_ r? i ? ?
a aray Doweis, inert Liver
They just won't let you put "pep"
Into your work or play. Sick headache
conies from retaining waste matter
and impurities in the body.
Feel right for anything?make the
liver lively, the bowels function regularly,
with Dr. King's New Life Pills.
Smoothly yet positively they produce
results that cleanse the system and
make the liver and bowels respond to
the demands of a strong, healthy body.
Still 26c.?at all druggists. Try them
tonight
WOULD BE FRIEND IN NEED
I
: Grateful Colored Man Promised to
Go if Services Should
Be Needed.
"The race riots in Chicago remind
me of the same sort of excitements
that ran around Atlanta when I was
living there as a young man," said
George McDanlel of Metro, Cal., recently.
"My brother and I were both medicos?owners
of smooth and virgin
sheepskins. We shared the same office
and lunched at the same counter.
In the midst of wild confusion, one
day, n wounded negro rushed Into our
office and begged for protection. This
was freely granted, for we had no
race prejudices, in spite of our Southern
upbringing. We also poured salve
on the negro's bruises.
" 'Yo' shlial) boon ironi! to mo* ool/l
n *" "*v*
the grateful darkey, turning to my
brother?who, by the way, Is now
practicing In Los Angeles?'an' I'll
'member It, d<vo. Say, if yn' ever kills
anybody mah friends and I'll get you
out If we have to hust the Jail to do
it.' "?Los Angeles Times.
Farm Note.
"Pretty girls attract other hoarders."
"And pay hoard themselves. Yes.
they're a great help."
A cheekv clrl with nnlntmf
Is?cheeky.
Grape=Nuts
its delightful
ise it furnishes
values necesding
the best
arain
by test
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GOOD,RECORD MADE:
BY COUNTY AGENTS
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MANY FARMERS TAKE TIME BY ?
FORELOCK AGAINST COMING *
OF THE BOLL WEEVIL. d
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FENCING LAND FOR PASTURES
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One Glnner in Beaufort County Gave e
In Report of 37 Balee Cotton Gin- t
nod This Year Against 187.
t
Columbia. jj
The following is a synopsis of a few
reports of conditions in the lower tlor
of counties, given in by county ?
agents:
o
A. B. Carwlle. Abbeville county. We
have just completed a series of 11 t
meetings were attended by 256 of the '
county's best' farmers. The people
are becoming more interested in live- t
stock in every way, some going in to .
ddirying, ^others into the raising of ^
beef cattle and hogs. I am getting n
mono calls in 'regard to clovers, alfalfa,
fencing, pastures, etc. _
P. H. CalVin,k Charleston county. ^
This entire week was spent in Fair- ,,
fax, Va.. in an effort to select cows.
On Monday I succeeded in buying a
very nice herd of Holstein cows and S
one bull.
J. R. Clark. Richland county. Tues- 1
day, D. 11. Elliott, dairy specialist of
Clemson College, was with me work- r
ing on silos. Planned three silos and v
one dairy barn.|
T. M. Cathcart, "7/llliamsburg coun- a
ty. Have talked more fencing this
woek, and the farmers are planning to c
put more land under fence. Some are c
heginning to realize that the boll wee- 0
vil is close at hand while the great ^
majority are sitting idle waiting to
see what will happen.
C
A. E. Schilletter, Dorchester county
Up to this date. I have inoculated
Over 1.500 hogs and have had exceptional
results. Those that received J
the Inoculation are in a healthy condition.
C. L. Baxter. Beaufort county. It 0
might be of interest to note some of j"
the effects of the boll weevil in this
section. I talked with a man who r
owned a big gin and he told me that ?
last year this date he had ginned 187
bales of cotton, and so far this year he '
had only ginned 37.
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Condition of Cotton Crop.
The government report issued t
through B. B. Hare, South Carolina
field agent of fee bureau of crop es- 1
tiinates, shows a decline of 6 per cent n
in condition cotton during the last 1
30 days, the deterioration being from v
67 to 61 per cent of normal. The con- $
dition in the state is alsp 6 per cent o
lower than the ten-year average for 2
the date on which report was made? f
September 25. The estimate of lint p
cotton per acre in the state is 211 t
pounds, the total production being t
placed at 1,127,000 bales, or a decrease
of 43,000 bales since the last ^
report a month ago.
System of State Highways. ^
Providing for a system of state y
highways and authorizing a license tax r
for their construction and mainte- t
nance, a proposed bill, to be present- t
ed to the next general assembly, has
been drafted by Governor Cooper and
the members of the state highway *
commission. It Is an amendment to
the present law. f
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Knights Templars Increasing. t
Jennings K. Owens of Bennetts- ?
ville, grand commander, Knights Tern- I
plar of South Carolina, was in Co- r
lumbia en route home from the Pied- 6
monL Mr. Owens was in Anderson r
and in Laurens. Order was conferred
on a class of 25 at Anderson and 21 fr
at Laurens.
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Bill for National Flower. J
Washington (Special).? Congress- c
man Stevenson introduced a bill to J
construct a bridge across big Pee Dee e
river between Cheraw and Society J
Hill. He also introduced another bill r
making the mountain laurel the na- t
tional flower of the United States. )
Give Wheat Tests. I
A recent report from Supt. R. E.
Currin of the Pee Dee Bubstat'.oa, con- \
tains some interesting Information of e
wheat. Thirteen varieties were planted
November 28, 1918.
The yields in bushels from these
varieties were as follows per acre.
Red May, 8.6; Stoner, 8.6; Purple
Straw, 10; Fultz, 9.3; Deltz Mediterranean,
15.3; Alabama Blue Stem, 10;
Leap'B Prolific, 15; Fulcaster, 18.3;
Georgia Red. 13.3; Boggs, 10.6; Red
Wonder, 12.6; Durum, 6.6; Golden
ChafT, 14.3.
Wilson's Mind Is Clear.
President Wilson's mind is as clear
as it ever has been and there has
been absolutely no impairment of his
mental faculties.
This statement was made by A.
Mitchell Palmer, attorney general of
the United States, to a dozen or more
attorneys general of various states of
theNunion at a recent conference on
the high cost of living at Washington,
according to Samuel M. Walfe, at'orney
general of South Carolina, who
was present as a member of the conference
at that time.
May Disqualify Alderman.
E. F. Jacobs of Charleston, who was
elected ward alderman from Ward 10
on the Grace ticket in the municipal
election in Charleston August 19. will
not be allowed to take his seat in the
city council, if the opinion given by
Morris C. Lumpkin, assistant attorney
general, is sustained.
Tike basis of the opinion is that
Jacobs was convicted of obtaining
money under false pretenses and is
thereby disqualified to procure a registration
certificate and therefore is I
not an elector.
r? Protect Dumb Animals.
Specific complaint against the Lick
it enforcement of thy statutes pro'
biting inhumane treatment to dumb
nimals is made in a letter to Gotrnor
Cooper from Hunter A. Gibbes.
C Columbia president of the Richland
lountjr Society (or the Prevention ot
'ruelty to Anlmsla Mr. Gibbes claimd
that peace officers are (ailing to
nforce the law, and he suggests the
ppolatment ot a special officer, unler
the jurisdiction of the game department,
to handle this matter. Also
is thinks that a statute should be
lassed empowering the game wardens
f the state with authority to prevent
ruel treatment of animals and to
>iing offenders into the courts.
Governor Cooper, in his reply, statd
that there ,1b no excuse for malreatment
of animals, and that the
aw should be enforced. However,
he strongest bolster to be given any
aw is crystallized by public opinion,
te thought.
September Tobacco Sales.
Reports from the tobacco markets
f South Carolina, compiled by the
tate department of agriculture, show
hat 11,823,768 pounds of tobacco were
old during September at an average
price of 18.51 cents a pound. The
otal amount of revenue received by
he growers was $2,189,105.19. The
otal volume sold for corresponding
lonth last year was 3,667.026 pounds
t an average price of 17.90 cents a
ound. The total amount received
i/ growers for September sales last
ear was only $657,720.58.
tate Is Reimbursed.
John E. Swearingen, state superlnondent
of education .has turned over
0 S. T. Carter, state treasurer, warants
on the federal appropriation for
ccational training to reimburse the
tate for disbursements made from
919 state appropriation for vocation1
training.
This reimbursement is made in acordance
with an audit of the acounts
of the state superintendent's
fTice, made by a representative of
be federal board.
Petition of Phone Company.
The Southern Bell Telephone and
'elegraph company has filed a petiion
with the railroad commission to
ssue an order re-establishing the
ates allowed when the government
iperated the lines. The government
atej expire November 30. and the
elephone company is asking that the
at) be established at that time for
period of one year, or until modified
iy the commission. A survey of the
ost to operate in all departments is
c be made and submitted to the comnission
to serve as a guide.
-ligher Nursing Rates.
Members of District 3, South CaroIna
Graduate Nurses' association.
>f t'.ie association that the t.rst sup
?estion of this change came in thf
idoption of a resolution bv the South
^arollna Cotton association.
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5CDUTS
(Conducted by National Council of tbo
Boy 8couts of America.)
sea scouts from England
"That the splendid work done by
British sea scouts during the war period
Is appreciated by England Is
shown by the special arrangements
which have been made for their benefit
with the White Star line," writes
James E. West, chief scout executive.
"Every White Star liner, whether
making port In New York, Boston or
| Halifax, carries two or three British
sen scouts who are shipped as cadets,'
are regular members of the crew and
are getting an unforgettable nnd fascinating
experience of real seafaring.
"Some of these boys learn to love
their good ship and the life of the sea
so well that they continue In the service,
sail the seven seas, make strange
ports, and eventually become mates,
officers or skippers."
| In New York, Dr. J. J. Mncdonnld.
on American scoutmaster. Is always
; ready at the pier to greet these British
boys, and to take charge of them
j as long as they remain on shore.
W. ARMSTRONG PERRY.
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He le to Head the Pioneer Scoute of
:he Big Brotherhood.
THE KING AND THE BOY SCOUTS.
On the day that King George gave his
great garden party to those who had
distinguished themselves in patriotic
work during the war, there were included
only two organizations of
young people. These were the boy
scouts and the girl guides.
The king particularly asked that the
boys and girls themselves should be
present to the number of 150, as representatives
of the rest. Picked, as
they were, one from every county In
the British isles, they naturally presented
a very smart lot.
The king talked for quite a while
In praise of the work of scoutmasters.
Results were what he judged by, not
the steps. Results are the only test,
and the results reflected with greatest
possible credit on the workers. He
said that he had personal experience
of this, because, on account of their
capability, scouts had come now to be
used for all large functions at the palace.
And he went on to say this of
scouting: "The beauty of a scout is
that you never have to tell him what
to do, and you can rely on his doing it.
A scout never makes a mistake. I
have never known a scout to make a
mistake."
8COUT8 LIKE WOOL CAMP DUDS
Bodily moisture can evaporate
through woolens much more easily
than through cotton or linen cloth,
which keeps the moisture in Its texture
until It Is thoroughly saturated. And
ii in me uiiiupness next 10 tne skin that
causes colds and chills?so stick to
woolens.
But, see that you wash 'em right!
You kill their betterness right off If
you let little bits of soap get In between
the fibers and thus clog up the
channels through which the moisture
Is supposed to go.
A good wny Is to soak the garments
In lukewarm suds, then squeeze out
the water by pulling the woolens
through the hands. And don't twist or
wring. If you don't want to invite
stretching or shrinking.
Just get out as much of the water as
you possibly can and hang the "duds"
up to dry.
WHAT THE SCOUTS DO.
At a victory celebration for the soldiers
at Geneseo, N. Y? the boy
scouts were asked to tnke care of two
airplanes and guard them through the
long night.
Some hnppy scouts are those of I,os
Angeles Troops 1 and 2. A short
time ago they went over to Hollywood
and were the guests of Mary Pickford.
the movie star, who not only
gave them a royal reception, hut also
presented them with $25 for troop
equtprtient.
True to their far-famed slogan,
i "The war Is ever hut our work is not,"
thousands of boy scouts nre co-operating
with the war department by distributing
tons of posters hearing the
legend. "Put Fighting Blood lu Your
Business."
Another request has come from
Uncle Sam. and the Boy Scouts of
America, 400,000 strong, under the direction
of 104,000 leaders, have rolled
up their sleeves to "see the Job
through." This time they are nsked
to distribute posters urging soldiers,
sailors and marines to keep op their
Insurance.
L
net last Thursday night at the Coumbia
hospital and adopted a $35 a
reek scale for general nursing and
40 a week for contagious, alcoholic,
ibstetrical, insane, tubercular and
4 hour duty nursing. Registration
ees were advanced from $10 to $20
>er year. The meeting was well atended
and considerable business
ranBacted.
appointed State Director.
John L. Davis, formerly federal dloctor
of labor for South Carolina unler
the United States employment service
plan, has been appointed placenent
assistant of vocational educaion
by the federal board for vocaional
eduation.
4ore Money Borrowed.
The sum of $300,000 was borrowed
or state purposes, the money being
orrowed from the Palmetto National
tank of Columbia by Governor Cooper,
1. T. Carter, state treasurer, and Rut
? Osborne, comptroller general. The
ate of interest is 3.70 per cent, the
ame as charged for $1,500,000 borowed
last spring.
-lydrick Made Solicitor.
Andrew J. Hydrick of Orangeburg
vas appointed solicitor in the First
Judicial circuit to fill the vacancy
aused by the resignation of Ed. C.
dann of St. Matthews, who was electid
to congress to succeed A. F. Lever,
dr. Hydrick had the unanimous
ecommendation of the bar In Orange>urg,
Calhoun. Dorchester and Berkeey
counties.
>150,000,000 Bond Issue.
That the state of South Carolina
vould save many millions of dollars
innunlly by the flotation of a bond
ssue of $150,000,000 for the construeion
of permanent highways and
trirlcroo nf urtiinH fun/1 tUMft nftl>
vould be expended each year, is the
>pininn expressed by R. B. Belser," a
nember of the house of representaives,
in a letter to Governor Cooper.
In his reply Governor Cooper does
ict express an opinion of the feasibllly
of the bond issue proposed by Mr.
ilelser.
Convention of Legion.
On October 28 the American Legion
>f South Carolina will hold its first antual
convention in Columbia. This is
luring fair week.
Reports from all sections of South
Carolina Indicate that there will be a
arge attendance. Each post is entiled
to five voting delegates, and, in
iddition to these, muny other mem>ers
of the Legiop are expressing the
ntention of being here for this important
meeting. There are questions
>t vital importance to be discussed.
The state Is practically organized.
-arger Loans on Cotton.
The passage by Cor gress this week
>f a bill permitting national banks to
end 25 per cent of their capital and
lurplus to one customer on warekouse
receipts for cotton stored in
varehouses under either state or fed
?ral control is regarded as a great
rictory for the American Cotton asso
:iatlon by officers of the latter. In
;ldentally, it is claimed by official?
v(V u r
I Mothers ? J
The open published formul
MRS.WIh
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The Infants' and C
I Inm-i prompt, efficient vege
table cathartic.
Rhubarb-? rejuvenator of digee
tive action.
Sodium Bicarbonate? hi
I severe gastric indige
I Oil of. Anise, Fennel, Carat*
Syrup, all of which help to mak
I medical skill can devise. If it v
B mula it would be done regard!
B Mrs. Winslow's Syrup now costs
B other similar preparation. Yet
B nary baby laxatives.
At all L
B ANGLO-AMERICAN DRUG C
B General Selling Agents: HaraM F. RiicW
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?are the result of n
century of specialtz
of styllstv clothes fo
I Men, Younj
Hig'h Sch<
Each garment con!
; of guarantee, fully p
and insuring your a
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Polk Millers
Liver Pills
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Great Britain's Supremacy Passing
Into New Hands, Says Naval
Expert.
In Great Britain fear is being felt
that the trident of the ocean Is passing
into new hands. This at least Is
the note sounded by Archibald Html,
the naval expert, writing in the London
Dully Telegraph.
"It is an arresting fact," lie says,
"that. Judged by the strength of Its
buttle squudrons in active commission,
this country's supremacy lias at
least temporarily passed away.
. "The United States has now in commission
31 battleships, und Washingington
plans to have 20 next year, the
reduction in number being balanced
by the increased power of some of
the ships now approaching completion.
"We have in n similar state of readiness
22 battleships and five cruisers,
and. In accordance with the order
published with reference to reduction
to a reserve basis, our instantly ready
battle force will fall at nn early date
to 10 ships. 10 of them forming the
Atlantic fleet and the other six cruising
in the Mediterranean. It may he somewhat
of an nfTront to our national
pride that we should linve reached this
secondary position at sea."
Mr. Hurd consoles himself with the
reflection that the British admiralty
Is suvlng money.
Thrift Is better than nn annuity.
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Sold by Grocers a
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your children. M
la appears on every bottle of r^j9^^B|
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hildren's Regulator * I ^ffil
S?dK? Qtni*-?n effective M?> I flnll
lator of the boweb?need fro- < o ?(55 1
quently with other ingredients ?r3WHite,sl
by learned doctors in treating ' ,a
colic and diarrhoea. 1
ghly valuable in treating H
tion in children. n ^ /iCr*U
ay, Coriander, Glycerine. Sugar I >-r 5"H
e this formula the very best that - JJJI
rere possible to improve this for*
ess of the fact that a bottle of I * J'
i twice as much to make as any " H
t it coats you no more than orrfl* I
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a Ca.. lac. New Ycrk Tiriali. 1*?aafa I
iif lothts |
early a cjuarter of a
a lion In the maning w
4, Men and I
doI Chaps
lalrxs our certificate /.
rotecting the wearer
ibsolute satisfaction.
Prices
rv <?c6s <??k j*
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1A The Good Old Kind thai
I In always do the work.
* Same formula for 50
years. Unequalled for Biliousness,
Sick Headache, Constipation and
'Malaria. At all druggists. Manufactured
by Polk Miller Druo Co.. In/.
Richmond, Va. |
Something for Nothing. .
"How much?" asked the man as
from in
building.
"Huh?" returned II. N. Wndlelgh,
the elevator man.
"How much?" again asked the man
as he pulled a large roll of hills from
his pocket.
"What for?" Wndleigli Inquired.
"Why. for the ride up to the third
door?" said the stranger.
Wndleigli thought he was being klddld,
so replied: "Oh, I guess $1.50
will cover It."
The man reached in his pocket and
got the amount.
"Say, where are you from tlint yon
hnve to pay for elevator service?" the
elevator pilot naked.
"My name Is Carl John Joseph
Aaron Peterson, and I have lived In
South Dakota for ten years," he said.
"My sister's child Is going to be christened
Carl John Joseph and I'm golug
to he there." came the detailed answer.
The Best Way.
Traveler?Will I have time to get a
drink before the train leaves?
Conductor?Yes, plenty of time.
Traveler?How do I know the train
won't leave without me?
Conductor?Well, I'll go along nnd
hnve a drink with you.
How eloquent Is the silent lady on
n silver dollar.
The less n man says the more he
nienns It.
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