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f; * HOW THIS {
NERVOUS WOMAN
. GOTWELL
Told by Herself. Her Sineerily
Should Convince
Others.
camwuwr, 111.?"For four years 1 .
offered from Irregularities, weakness.
nervousness, and .
I waa in a ran down I
condition. Two of 1
our beat doctor*
failed to do me any i
good. I heard ao j
much- about what ;
Lydia E. Pi nkham 'a J
Vegetable Com- |
pound had done for i
W) others, I tried it '
W I and was cured. I
I am no longer ner.
I vous, am regular,
?' and in excellent
health. I believe the Compound will .
cure any female trouble."?Mrs. Alicb
Heller, Christopher, Hi.
Nervousness is often a symptom of
weakness or some functional derangement,
which may be overcome by this
famous root and herb remedy, Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, as
thousands of women have found by
experience.
t# -ii? ?-? ' - ? ?
? wvuiiiucauoni exist. write L#y<llo ?i.
Pinkham Medicine Co.. Lynn, Mass., for
uggeations in regard to your ailment.
The result of its long experience is
t your service. j
CLEVERLY ANGLED FOR TIP
Gamekeeper Proficient in More Than
One Way in "Bringing Down
His Bird.
A certain gamekeeper Is very clever
in every branch of his business, uud
iu the gentle art of extracting u substantial
tip from a departing sportsman
he bus few cquuls.
The other duy lie wus suylng goodby
to a gentleman who had been shoot- .
,, tug over the estate?u gentleman who,
to do him Justice, has never claimed j
to be a cruck shot.
"Well, good-by, Johu," he said to
the gamekeeper us they reuehed Hie
station. "I've not mude u very big
bag, but, of course, you are in no way
to blume for that. However, I've thoroughly
enjoyed myself."
"Glad to hear It, sir," responded
frvk.. ?? A ~
wuiui. am yuu suy, you ve not done
anything very sturtllng, but then
there's compensations !" j ,
"Indeed?" laughed the gentleman,
"What ure they?"
"Well," said John, slowly; "the
birds may question*your aim, uu' the
other gentlemen may question your J
wisdom In wasting cartridges, but no- :
body can question your liberality." (
John deserved the substuutlul tip
ho received.
AN ATTACK OF 6RIP
USUALLY LEAVES KIDNEYS
IN WEAKENED CONDITION
Doctors in sll parts of the country* have
been kept busy with the epidemic of grip
which has visited so many homes. The
Srmptoms of grip this year are often very
istressing and leave the Bystem in a rundown
condition, particularly the kidneys
which teem to suffer most, as almost every
victim complains of lame back and urinary
troubles which should not be neglected,
as these danger signal; of*en lend to
dangerous kidney troubles. Druggies
report & large sale on Dr. Kil.nei s
ownmp-ivjoi wnien so many people sny
soon heals and strengthens the kidneys
after an attack of grip. 8wamt>-Root, '
being an herbal compound, has a gentle i
healing effect on the kidneys, which is al- 1 1
most immediately noticed in n.osi care- ,
by those who try it. Dr. Kilmer & Co., ,
Binghamton, N. Y., offer to send a sample
size bottle of Swamp-Root, on receipt '
cf ten cents, to every sufferer who requests
it. A trial will mjivince anyone 1
wno rr.rv be in need of it. Regular medi- (
Ka end <arge size bottles, for sale at
all druggiits. Be sure to mention this ,
paper.?Adv.
Holding Him to His Word. , 1
"I thought you stiitl when we began '
this cuse In court," said the lawyer, 1
"that It wasn't the money you were '
after, but the principle of the thing." 1
"I did say that; but what of It?" I
"Do you still feel that way about !
itr i
"Of course I do." ?
"Well, In that event, since we have
Just won a splendid victory, I'll keep 1
the money the Jury awarded you. and c
you may huve the verdict." i
rtnrriiiA ? >#*. _ ? - - - ? ?
unntlM AUUUbl hLUWhK
Has been used for ull ailments that
re caused by a disordered stomach i
nd inactive liver, such ns sick head- i
che. constipation, sour stomach,
nervous indication, fermentation of (
food, palpitation of the heart caused by
gases in the stomach. August Flower
Is a gentle laxative, regulutes digestion
both In stomach and intestines, cleans
and sweetens the stomach and oilmen- I
tmry canal, stimulates the liver to secrete
the bile and Impurities from the j ,
Mood. Sold In all civilized countries.
80 and 90 cent bottles.?Adv.
Some Orator.
"I understand he soared to dizzy ; 1
heights in his speech."
"Dizzy is right?he swayed the audi- '
j, . ence." 1
Dr. P?rTu "DM4 8hoe* to not a "lo- '
MM**" or " jrrup," bat a rent old-faehtoned
Son# of medicine which cImm out Wornie
e Tapeworm with a elnple doaa. Adr. . <
If we could see ourselves as other-- i j
see us we would all be pessimists.
Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver
bowels nnd stomach. One little Pellet ,
for a laxative, three for a cathartic. Ad.
Tear* of Joy and Madness come from '
IRRITATING COUGHS
hMBHr treat coaarha. aoUa. hoaraaMM.
SeonAltiasna ahnllar laGaaxsl aad Irritated
MBdltfaaaefths throat with a tMta^ramedr?
PISO'S I
NEWS OF THE WEEK!
FROM CAMP SEVIER :
UNIFORM AND EQUIPMENT MEMO- j
RANOUM FOR OFFICERS
GOING TO FRANCE.
fnidiGAL STAFF IS BUSY1
i
i
Go After Boxing and Wrestling With
a Vim?Health Condition of
Camp I* Good.
Camp Sevier. Greenville, S. C.?A
memorandum entitled 'tuforuiation as
'o Uniform and Equipment for OfTl- i
cers in France," issued from the head- I
quarters of the Amerlcau expedition- ;
ary forces, has recently been received
at Camp Sevier and copies of it distributed.
The memorandum, which is
dated November 16, 1917, states that
olive drab cotton and mosquito head
nets should be omitted, and that only
cavalry officers on duty with troops
armed with saberB will need such
weapons. Cap, riding gloves and some
linen shirts, collars and cuiTs, should
be added to the ll9t of garrison articles
and watches and compasses with
Illuminated dials are desirable.
The beddln? ntmnlil li"-'!"'"
blankets and one comfort, while In
the way of special articles there
should be a camp chair, an oil or gasoline
burning lamp or lantern, a flash
light with extra batteries, a fountain
pen, paper and envelopes and a canvas
or rubber tub for sponge baths.
The stock of clothing carreid should
include heavy and medium weight
olive drab woolen u::*.rorms. light and
heavy woolen underwear, a wool lined
overcoat, a leather or flannel vest, a ;
knitted toque (helmet), one pair ol
rubber hip botf.s,
A board to settle all claims for dam
ages due to occupation of the original
site of the camp, including damages
to adjacent lands, has been appointed
consisting of Maj. Alexander C. Doyle
constructing quartermaster; Capt.. Fidward
K. Hlanton and Second Lieut.
H. V. Campbell, as recorder. Claims
regarding the rifle and artillery ranges
will not be considered by this board.
It is possible that the driver in the
motor trains of the Thirtieth Division
will have the pleasure of driving the
truck- which they are to have in
France from their factories to the
ports of embarkation, as this procedure
is being generally reported to
Company C, One Hundred and Twentieth
Infantry, commanded by Capt.
James W. Jenkins and the lieadquarters
of the Sixtietli Infantry Brigade
have just Joined the honor rool of organizations
in which every man lias
taken out war insurance in some
amount.
Construction of two of the three
small wooden Y. M. C. A. buildings
recently authorized here in addition
to the five full sized units originally
built, has been commenced, and ^lum
ber is being hauled for the third, as
tor the additional full sized building.
Two of the small units will replace
tents at the remount stations and at
the held signal battalion, while the
hird will be located at the One Hun
Ired and Thirteenth Field Artillery.
The new large unit will be placed at
die One Hundred and Twentieth Infantry.
A local branch of the Jewish Board
for Welfare. Work in the United States
irmy and navy has been organized
bsre and committees to handle various
1,'visions of the \_-orU nminitifml
ire leas than a hundred persons of .
Jewish faith in the Thirtieth Division.
Plans are being considered for enlarging
the ("amp Sevier Trench and
"amp from its present eight to 12 or
16 pages by the insertion of advertisements.
The demand for this newsy
sveekly of the soldiers' doings has been
jonstantlv greater than tlie supply and
It is hoped that the acceptance of advertising
will provido funds for carrying
more reading matter. The paper
with similar papers at other camps.
Is published under tlit? auspices of the
National War Work Council of the Y
M. C. A. and is distributed free to the
soldiers.
Only six of the 31 army camps in
this country show better health conlitlons
than this, according to the
surgeon general's report on conditions
for the week ending Saturday. December
29. On that day 24 camps had
higher non effective rates than Sevier,
and only six lower, and since then
conditions here have steadily improved.
The hospital admittance rate, the
percentage of* men non-effective for
itfly on account of sickness and tlie
percentage affected with venereal disease
only are all below the average.
Six deaths occurred week before last,
and only two last.
The departure of the snow and slush
which covered the ground for almost
three weeks has permitted a return to
the routine of drill which prevailed
before bad weather set In. The long
dally hikes which served to keep the
men fit during the period ure giving
way aguin to th intricacies of close
order drill and other maneuvers and
trench occupation is ugain going on.
Practice on the target range will probably
be begun again shortly.
A building will in all probability be
erected at the artillery range which
s located at Cleveland Mills, 18 iniles '
north of Greenville.
Chaplain P. B. Butler. One Hundred
Fifteenth Field Artillery, has resigned,
and his resignation has been accepted.
unapiain wuner nas Deen wttn tne
troops (or the la9t IS months, having
lerved with them on the border. Chap- J
lain Butler resigned to enter the arir.y
Y. M. C. A. work. His home is in !
Fayetteville, Tenn.
Cash prizes are being offered by
Tren :h and Camp (or the best 500
worn letter giving reasons why the
writer is proud to be an American solfll-.-r.
The awards are to be made
noon. The winning articles will be
published.
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Your H palf K
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CASCARA Ef QUININE '
gwrfer
?^~ifc^bJ*in?hii^' <kteJ . i
? ~ ? i
SAYS FARM FENCES MUST GO
Take Up Much Ground That Might Be
Devoted to Agriculture, le
Writer's Claim.
On the old funu there is much wusted
lutid. Fields, lanes, pastures and.
in particular, fences, have been laid
out thoughtlessly. Mo fur as the nature
of the soil permits most farms
can be replunned to give several ucres
to cultivation and save much time and
strength in cultivating the whole. This
sort of reorganization carried out as
rapidly as conditions permit, under ex- ;
!?. i i. fsuiiKiuvc, nvmu ur ix pci iii-imm
contribution.
Fences must go. There are thousands
of acres lost to cultivation by
useless fences. Cornerstone markers
should be all that is necessary for
boundaries, except for permanent pastures.
The long furrow principle
should be adopted. Kven u few acres
may be successfully worked to the
last ed>ce and corner If the field Is
long. If there Is a lane at each en<l
on which to turn, not one square foot
need be lost to cultivation, and at the
same ?xpense of time and energy.?
Dr. Roy S. MncKhvee, In "Bread Bullets,"
of the "Columbia War Papers" |
Series.
Catarrhal Deafness Cannot Be Cured
by local applications us they cannot reach
the diseased portion of the ear. There Is
only one way to cure Catarrhal Deafness,
ana that Is by a constitutional remedy.
HALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE acts
through th? Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
of the System. Catarrhal Deafness Is
caused by an Inflamed condition of the
mucous lining of the Eustachian Tube.
When this tube Is Inflamed you have a
rumbling sound or Imperfect hearing, and
when It la entirely closed. Deafness Is the
result. Unless the Inflammation can be reduced
and this tube restored to Its normal
condition, hearing may he destroyed
forever. Many cases of Deafness are
caused by Catarrh, which Is an Inflamed
condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
ONE HUNDRED DOLI*AR8 for any
case of Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be cured by HAUL'S CATARRH
MEDICINE.
Alt Tifiic,.!?> . rr~ ?
F. J. Cheney A Co.. Toledo, Ohio.
Enforcing Peace.
There Is siiuivtliilii; IwltM' than lliis
league to enforce peace; something
that will preserve the natural tendencies
to Intellectual growth In I lie
race, without n quiring military aggressiveness
as a national prerogative,
writes Courtenny De Kalh, in the Atlantic.
That is to introduce the
principle of natural trade liy taking
steps to eliminate the fostering devices
on which national aggrandizement depends.
It might not be possible to
reach every scheme for artificial tradedevelopment
which will lift Its head,
hut the tariff can be stripped off, and
the grunting of ship-subsidies and
bounties, and all the cruder forms of
^ndustrlnl parentallsm. This would at
least go far toward the organization
of the sisterhood of nations on the
true competitive basis of relative inherent
skill, knowledge, and ability.
In that direction lies the open road to
peace ami progress. The world tnay
not delude Itself; it must take that
highway, or accept the principle of
the trade war which goes hand In
hand with Mars.
Navy May Win Victory.
From the first battle off the coast of
Scotland, when John Paul Jones captured
the Serapts and Scarborough,
until the day when Admiral Dewey. I
with the American fleet in Manila bay.
destroyed Spain's Asiatic squadron,
the Americans have a long and notable
u>i 111 mivui vieiortes upon tile pages
of their history, uiul there are tunny
who helleve that tin* ileclslve vlrtory
of the present war will he won hy
tlietn rather than hy the armies at the
front.
When a woman forgives a man she >
never allows him to forget that she
forgave him.
i pThere's"'"1161^
"Body"
: To
! '
| Instant
Postum
i
I and "snap" to its
taste.
Try a cup and
notice the charming
flavor and substanI
tial character of this
table beverage.
Postum is a true
"man's" drink, and
women and children
delight in it
' % I
4 4 There'* a Reason *
!l for POSTUM
Sold by Grocers
Everywhere!
HUllIM
?
Back Lame and Achy?
There's little peace when your kidneys
are weak and while at hrvt there
mar be nothing more serious than .dull
backache, sharp, stabbing pains, headaches,
dixxjr spells and kidney irregularities,
you must act quickly to avoid
the more serious trouble, dropsy, gravel,
heart disease, Bright's disease. Use
Doan's Kidney Pills, the remedy that
is so warmly recommended everywhere !
by grateful users.
A North Carolina Case j
?8rN. m '8.S^VUm- '
jngton^ 8^., Ra- !
had backaches
and pains through
proved at once. The aches and pains
soon left and the action of my kidneys
was regulated."
Get Dsaa's at Aar State, Me a Ben
DOAN'S VtViV
FOSTER-MILBURN CO, BUFFALO. N. Y.
SHOW CASES
Fur Dry Goods and Notions,
ask for catalog K. D.
" Groceries, K. Q. For Jewelry, K. J.
" Millinery, K. M. " Drug?, K. P.
We make Drug and Bank Fixtures
High Polpl Shew Case Works, High Point, II. C.
6 A. M,?10 Below Zero.
lie gets tip! He put.s on-?'"Curse
It, where Is thnt sleeve?"?the buthrohe
and slippers that have been all
night rooting for him. ami starts on
his lonely Journey through the tomblike
alienee. Now, if ever. Is the time
to hum, but there Is not a hum in him;
down, down, down In- goes to the cotInr
and peeks with dull hope through
the familiar little door, "(iood morning,
Fire." lie shakes, he shovels, he
opens drafts and manipulates damp- |
ers. Ami the furnace, impassive, like
a Buddha holding up the house with
as many arms as an octopus, seems
to he watching him with a grave yet
idle Interest. Which is all the more
horrible because it has no face.?From
the Atlantic.
RECIPE FOR GRAY HAIR.
To half pint of water add 1 oz. Bay
Rum, a small box of Burbo Compound,
and V4 oz. of glycerine. Any druggist can
put this up or you can mix it at home at
very little cost. Full directions for making
and use come in each box of Barbo
Compound. It will graduullv darken
vli-Af.L-.wl t? > ? ? -*
w.. v?nvu, tnuvu ** *> nail , UUU II1I1 Kt' 11 HOIl
and glossy. It will not color the scalp, is not
sticky or greasy, and docs not rub off. Adv.
Clearly a Good Idea.
"Charley," suid young Mrs. Stilt. "I
hear that some of tke politicians want
to efface party lines."
"1 believe they do, my deur, but why
do you mention It?"
"Well, I hope they do. Having your
telephone ring every time a neighbor
puts in a call Is a perfect nuisance."?
Puck.
Comfort Baby's Skin
When red. rough and itching with hot
baths of Cuticuru Soap and touches of
Cutlcura Ointment. This means sleep
for baby and rest for mother. For
free samples address, "Cutlcura, Dept.
X, Boston." At druggists and by mail.
Soap 25, Ointment 25 and 50.?Adv.
Unnerved.
Hess ?- Was the groom self-possessed
?
.lime?Not a bit; be showed up and
went through the ceremony.
Underscoring It.
Mr. Bodger?Was I skeered? Why,
when thein bombs began to drop, I
worry nigh went Into italics!
To Cur? * Cold In One Diy
Tak? LAX ATI V H HUOMo OnlnlnnTitblciv Itntopa
the Oongh and ilcad&i be and works off the IXh?.
U W. GHOV US aignmure each box. 3oc.
?_____ j
Onee in ii while a mail heeds his
wife's advice.
And Quantify
Try Yager's Liniment,
the great external remedy
for rheumatism, neuralgia,
sciatica, sprains, chest pains,
backache, cuts and bruises.
This liniment has wonderful
curative powers, penetrates
instantly, and gives
prompt relief from pain.
It is the most economical
liniment to buy, for the large {
35 cent bottle contains mdre
than the usual 50 cent bottle
of liniment.
35cPeHBottl^^^
GILBERT BROS. & CO.
BALTIMORE. MD.
PECAN TREES
Tow wuk torn and want the boot. ICilr prleon
Information u to (rowing, etc . writ*
?#. B. WlOIIT t'nlro. Gtorglt
PfllMTC flllT PI CMCnk WCPI1QI
IUIIVIU UUI ULLIIIUJI1 IVLLUU
Rigga Makes Annual Report?Seniors
<n Service Will Receive Degrees?
Training Corps Full.
Columbia.?In his annual report,
which W. M. Kiggs. president of Clemson
College, has presented to the
- Jtate legislature, the needs of the colege
are specifically emphasized, as relating
to the work of the legislators.
An appropriation of $30,000 is needed
to continue the work of tick eradication.
The entire State, with the exception
of ten counties, has been released
from the federal quarantine. It is hoped
that the workers will' be able to
complete the task within the next 12
months.
Another matter urgently brought to
the attention of the general assembly
is the necessary appropriation under
the Lever act for federal aid in home
economics and demonstration and ex- !
tension work in South Carolina. By
providing $54,919.03. It is pointed out
By the Clemson head that $208,426.45
would be available from other source*.
An appropriation of $5,000 is being ,
asked for the eradication of bovine
tuberculosis and the establishment of
an office in Columbia from which to
distribute hog cholera serum and to
render vetet inary service. This "is a
matter of the health of the people as
well as the health of animals." Mr.
Riggs emphasizes. A resolution look |
ing to this movement was passed at
the meeting of the South Carolina
Livestock Association one year ago.
The election of three trutsees ?wlll
come before the legislature this week.
Those whose terms expire are: B. H.
ltawl of Lexington, head of the dairy
division; I. M. Mauldin of Columbia,
chairman of the finance committee of
the board and member of the executive
committee, and J. J. Evans. State senator
from Marlboro, the only member
of the bar on the board. The re-eleclinn
nnnk .. f Ik... I- 1 *--- *?
??UH W? v nv 11 \M l licnt' m (II^CU W V m I .
Riggs.
In the present student body, 72 are
within the selective draft age. Of
these. 28 are seniors, 21 juniors, lc
sophomores, six freshmen and twc
postgraduates. Any member of the
senior clas in satisfactory standing,
who enters an officers' training
amp or any other branch of national
service is to receive his degree at end
of session.
The Reserve Officers' Training Corps
has been fully organized. The membership
is composed of 22 seniors, 102
juniors. 137 sophomores and 248 fresh
men. Only 27 membeers of the two
lower classes were found to be physically
unfit for the training.
Synod In Session
Columbia.?Upon invitation of J. R
Splllman. chairman of the committee
from the synod of South Carolinu in
its drive for the securing of its quota
of $225,000 for the beneficences of the
church for the years 1318-1319, the following
ministers and laymen met in
Columbia:
Ministers A. 1). P. Gilntour. 1). D.,
E. E. Gillespie. D. D.. J. O. Rcavis, D.
D., J. B. Green, D I)., A. \V. Black
wood, W. S. Harden, Daniel Iversors.
J. C. Bailey. 11. W. Pratt. Alex Martin.
J. L. M cLees, 11 C. Hammond, L. D.
Degters. C. W. Byrd. D. D.. D. M. Douglass.
I). D.. T. F. Haney.
Daymen?M. M. Freeman, T. H.
Dick. J. B. Splllman, John A. Daw. T
W. Daw. C. H. Baldwin. B. W. Dabhs.
C. G. Rowland. D. W. Dick.
Printed instructions to managers of
synods, presbyteries, groups and congregations
in the great drive planned
for January. February and March worj
read and approved unanimously.
After prayer for guidance and secret
ballot by the whole body, the synod's
committee retired and, upon examination
of the ballot, reported the nomination
of the ltev. E. E. Gillespie. D.
D., of York as campaign manager for
South Carolina. By rising vote Dr.
fli pIppIpH in nnaltlnn
The $3,000,000 asked for Is an Increase
of about 50 per cent over former
contributions, is entirely a laymen's
movement and includes foreign
missions, home missions, Sunday
school work. Bible cause. Christian
education and ministerial relief.
Practically all of the lfi synods of
the church have accepted their share
of the fund and campaigns are being
planned all over the South.
SOUTH CAROLINA NEWS ITEMS.
The body of Mrs. Pauline Duffle,
aged about 75 years, was found about
10 o'clock in two feet of water near
the Eteheredge bridge which spans the
Dittle Saluda River a short distance
from Saluda. The body was lying in
the water along the road, being discovered
by J. M. Jones a negro, who
reported it in Saluda. Jones stated hs
saw a bundle on the side of the rond
and investigated He could not ?ee
the body until almost upon it.
The western part of Chester county
was visited by a terrific wind and electric
storm. A negress. Callie Williams,
was killed when the house in
which she was living collapsed. Her
b tsband and four children were severely
hurt. At Lowryvllle the wind '
tore the roof ofT George Steele's store
and the Presbyterian church there waj
oadly damaged. The roof of the edi
fire was ripped off and part of on;
end of the structure and a negro
ch ireli was demolished. Scores of
houses and barns were unroofed by the
wind and great damage was done j
Hoyt Gregory, son of A. J. Gregory,
of Saluda, while out hunting recently, i
sustained a serious accident by the
bursting of bis shotgun. Snow had
Kouen mio ino Darre* in some man
tier and when the young man tired the
ban el burst. Gregory's left thumb
and index finger were so badly lacerated
that amputation was necessary.
Klngstree has enrolled more than
700 members of the Red Gross.
The Fifth District. Medical Society
nf South Carolina, composed of Cnester,
Cherokee. Fairfield. Kershaw. Lancaster
aitd York counties, met In Lancaster
on Wednesday, January 16.
Trust Me! Try Dock
Calomel Harms
Head my guarantee! Live
and get straightened up
ing calomel. Doiit
4
There's no reason why a person i
should take sickening, salivating calo- t
uiel when a few cents buys a large \
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone?a per- i
feet substitute for calomel. 1
It is a pleasant, vegetable liquid 1
which will start your liver just as i
surely as calomel, but It doesn't make <
you sick and can not salivate. ?:
Children and grown folks can take i
Dodson's Liver Tone, because it Is a
perfectly harmless. r
Culomel is a dangerous drug. It Is f
HARDLY POSSIBLETOR HIM
Reasons Why One Man Was Unabla 1
to Wear a "Smile That Won't 1
Come Off."
Fifty-seven grown-ups and three 1
Invotilluu i i.. ??j...i }
Tvriil l ^illlirivu III I l??U'
more's village hull to hear what a lee- 1
turer had to say on the subject of op- r
tiinism. The visitor was full of wis- '
doni and sage advice.
"Don't look on the black side," he de- *
claimed. "Cultivate the happy heart 1
ami the smiling face. Smile at mlsfor- 1
tune and ditllcultles; smile whilst you '
play, and always go smiling about your (
business." 1
A mournful-looking gentleman, wearlag
sldcwhlskcrs, shook his head n *
disagreement.
"Do you doubt me, friend?" asked
the lecturer. The sad one noddtvl.
"Give the smiling face a trial for a r
week."
Another shake of the head nutf ^
from the gloomy man. "Dussn't rls.<
It. mister." he answered In hollow
tones. "I he undertaker in these nnrta
nn' there's a hepldenilc on. Knney in,* !
with a fare Ilk** a rhess.v rat's walkln' ;
afore funerals!" - London Tit-Hits. f
Whenever You Need a General Tonic '
Take Grove's
The Old Standard Grove's Tasteless 5
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a Gen
era! Tonic because it contains the well
known tonic properties ol QUININE and
IRON. It acts on the Liver, Drives out
Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. 60 cents.
Ought to Be. ^
"Is Srnator Graft's family a cultivated
one." "Looks like it the way
It's been raked over."
"They tell me Jones Is dead." "Ah !
That's probably why we see htm so
seldom."
Granulated Eyel.de, Sties, Inflamed Eyes
relieved over night by Koman Eye .Balsam.
One trial proves Its merit. Adv.
Even thirsty men are not tinxlous to :
line up In front of a lair of Justice. >
ALL MEN AT HOME SHOULD
PREPARE FOR WAR
The first test a man Is put thru for '
either war or life Insurance Is an examl- I
nation of his water. This Is most essen- 1
tlal because the kidneys play a moat 1m- f
portant part In causing premature old src f
una ueam. ine more injurious trio poisons
passing thru tho kidneys the sooner
conies decay?so says Dr. Pierce of Surgical
Institute. Buffalo, N.Y., who further
advises all people who are past thirty to
preserve the vitality of the kidneys and
free the blood from poisonous elements,
such as uric acid?drink plenty of watersweat
some dally and take Anurlc, double
strength, before meals.
This An-u-rlc Is a late discovery of Dr.
Pierce and is put up In tablet form, and
can be obtained for 60c at almost any
drug store. For that backache, lumbago,
rheumatism, "rusty" Joints, swollen feet
or hands, due to uric acid In the blood.
Anurlc quickly dissolves the uric acid as
hot water does sugar. Take a little Anurlc
before meals and live to be a hundred.
Send 10 cents to Dr. Pierce for trial
package of Anurlc.
I As Age Advances t
Small Pill. Small '
Dose, Small
Price But
|^jmcarte? l1t
Qr bear*
Ignatuf
Colorless or Pale Faces
a condition which will be greatly he
The Easiest Way.
Tin* unsuccessful classic sculptor
gazed sadly at the masterpiece he had
)ust modelled ill clay. Then he set
upon It with lists and stick, and made J
?f It a shapeless mass. Quoth he:
"One can, by taking thought, add a .
eubl-d to his statue!"
Important to Nlotners
Kxauiiue carefully every bottle of
CASTOHIA, that famous old remedy
for infunts and children, and see that It
In Use for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castorfr Worldly
Advice.
"I wouldn't stoop to do a wrong
act."
*,rPhiif'v rli/ht Il4??<'h f<?r u/??*?n?l%l??.?
- ." oi/iati iihiik
high."?Louisville Courier-Journal.
*/171[JRINE Granulated Eyelids,
it"J0kJLpL. 1Sore Eye\ Eve* Inflamed by
^ ^a WJ2S S'", ^"?'*nd Winrf quickly
relieved by Murine. Try It. in
Vfki I C your Eye*and in Baby"* Eye*.
TUUR LILJN?Saartii|,J*itEjiCoBfii
Marine Eye Remedy <
tr? Salv*. In Tuh** 2Se. P<>r rfoo* o/<* A'v? ? fraa. I
lUkMnrlne Ey? EUntedr Co.. Cklcacoa ?
n
son's Liver Tone! j
Liver and Bowels 1
jn your liver and bowels
without taking sicken*
lose a day's work!
nercury and attacks your bones. Take M
t dose of nasty calomel today and you
vill feel weak, sick and nauseated tonorrow.
Don't lose a day's work.
Take a spoonful of Dodsou's Liver
Tone Instead add you will wake up
eellng grout. No more biliousness,
onstlpatlon, sluggishness, headache,
oated tongue or sour stomach. Your
Irugglst says If y??u don't find Dodion'.s
Liver Tone acts better than hor Ible
calomel your money Is waiting
or you.?Adv.
Dog's Funeral Costly.
So drastic has the curb been placed
ipon useless automobile driving in
England that a taxlcab driver In Lonlon
was recently fined $-">0 for drivng
from the city to Moleswortli with
he coffin of a dog In his car. Sir
daurlce and Lady Anderson hired hlra
0 give their dog what they considered
1 fitting burial and saw to It that the
bsequles were elaborate. The driver
vas tined under the motor spirits reitriction
act, which makes It punishible
for any person to use petrol for
inneeessary purposes. The petrol
s needed badly for use In motor vehicles
at the front, and Knglnnd as evilenced
In the hugeness of the driver,
lolin MaeCarty's. tine, means to enorce
It.
He Was Willing.
"And will you marry me?" asked the
nan.
"And leave papa?" asked the sweet
roung tiling.
"Why, certainly."
"Hut what will papa do?"
"Oh, never mind. I'll do papa."?
fonkers Statesman.
Piles Cured In 6 to 14 Days
Ungulate refund money tf I'AZl) OINTMBNT falls
o cure Itchlnu. Blind. Bleeding or Protruding Piles,
rirsl application gives relief. He.
Who Is the woman who wears a muz;le
on her gossip department.
a Watch Your Calve9
At the tlmt Indication of scours or
cholera give them '
I>r. l)s?l(l Roberts'
Calf Cholera Remedy iY'So
Kor aootira In cattle, horaea snd bona.
l??ed nnd recommended by thouaandaof
dairymen and aiock owners.
Read Ihe Prsclicsl Hoar Veterinarian
brag fbr IW. bwkUl aa Abort!on la Can*
If no denier In your town, write
If. Dtrl4 Robarti' lal. Co.. 100 BunS sr...A?.k. aru
Cuticura Soap
Ideal For Baby's Skin
N. N. U., CHARLOTTE. NO. 3-1918.
SOUTH CAROUNA NEWS
?
Abbeville, S. C.?"One of my sons
lad an attack of rheunintism accompanied
by severe pains In the buck and
n the region of the kidneys. He suffered
so that he was unable to go
ibout. After tuklng part of u box of
Vnurlc Tablets he was completely releved,
and seenis to be entirely cured
is It has been some time since and he
uis had no return of the nttnck. I
iclleve that Anurlc will do all that Is
lalmed for It."?A. T. MTLLWAIN,
lloute 2.
Pleasant Pellets for stemnch. liver
inti Dowels, are made up o? the Maytpple,
aloe leaves and Jalap. This
.vell-known pellet was made up nearly
lfty years ago, by I)r. Pierce, and can
)e obtained from almost any apothe?ary?simply
ask for Dr. Pierce's
i'leasant Pellets.?Adv.
he Liver Requires
>ccas!onal slight stimulation.
CARTER'S
TLE LIVER PILLS
correct
CONSTIPATION
I ?
e
ually indicate the absence of Iron in
Tpo'd'by Carter's Iron Pills
FRESH CRISP - WHOLESOME- DELICIOUS
THE SANITARY METHODS APPLIED IN THE
MAKING OF TMESm BISCUITS MAKE
THEM TH E
STANDARD ?f EXCELLENCE
?jo*r Dnlir bM Dun. or if not h# ? Would.
t/lsR htm or writs as qivin^ his name.
ru flTTi yAOr A DAI/C BV C??TT?W???*
v.ir.! .n.iywv^ HMI. J
RHEUMATISM I
| T?kKHKlI>IACIDKt?r?iiHiTettrrtaM I
I ana drlTB tM poison f ruai tbe system. a
I 'illKi BK mr o* Til* hum j
i pits muiiiuTui on the outside' i
j At All DracKUti i
I Jaj. Bail7 A Son, Wholesale Diatiibutors I
L Baltimore, Md. I
fOU CANT CUT OUT THOROb'gHP?!
>ut you can clean them off promptly with
I and you work the horse came time.
Does not blister or remove ths
hair. $2. SO per bottle, delivered.
Will tell you more if you write.
Book 4 R free. ABSORBINE, JR..
the antiseptic liniment for mankind,
reduces Varicose Veins, Ruptured
Moaelo or IJ ran,rots. Enlartsd Glands. Wrna.
Cysts Alltfi pain rnkkly. Pries SI. 2S s botcla
t 4rut(l?a or debarred. Made In I be U. a A. by
f .F.YOUNO.P. D. S..S10T?sisistt Snrlnsflald. Mas*.