Fort Mill times. (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, January 03, 1918, Image 4
I Sick
^ To do your duty
I timet your health
I consideration. Tl
I tell how they foui
I Hellam, Pa.?"I took Ljd
etable Compound for fema
placement. I felt all ran do v
j had been treated by a phyi
H \?o decided to give LydiaE. P
% trial, and felt better righ
one* last April and doing-*)
T ana? tnaaKla fA <ln antr tim4
^rnmmmmm^mmmmmmmm J&tf
daaTTwp* the kidiwy*^ ver* and bled*
blMb^thi work lUtUSe intended they
hMB^Root hu stood the test of yeers.
m mm?m mj mil aunan lta merit end
ft aMi Mp y ou. JSo-t>th?r kidney mediae?
ken eo many friends.
Wm a?e to gat Whmp-Root and start
first to {Seat this
oreparatiota send ten cents to Dr.
Kkaer ft Co^Mabamton, N. Y.t for a
?pia badgjj^ggi^i writing be aure and'
dl Ike People*'^ j
IhMniefkiUe Scott Feat-Is of Oklaftgemr
is a m^tknf tfeftifeopte. 'A reMperlenuT
he Wd proves It. uey
?dint to EUaha Hansob in Cartoon
Pmfs was down In tbe Osage country
leaking attar some cattle land when
aflgfet overtook him and he stepped at
fee kooe of n tenter for nlWter and
ft?ft. When breakfast wus served, all
off tfte members /Of the household
poored their coffee Into their suucers
te let It cool, and Ferris did likewise,
ft few moments Inter, according to a
ftrteaft who accompanied Ferris, two of
Mm women folk were overheard dls
ing the congressman.
He itemK plalp, don't he?" one snld.
?Tab, ^e does," the other replied.
-Be saucers hi# coffee just like anyMjr
that wasn't stuck up would."
CBnU Deafhess Cannot Be Cured
Kkml applications as they cannot reach
dtemaad portion or the ear. There le
wsty aws way to cure Catarrhal Deafness,
aad that Is by a constitutional remedy. !
ALL'S CATARRH MEDICINE acts !
Mnsfta the Blood on the Mucous Surfaces
eC the System. Catarrhal Deafness Is
Massed by an Inflamed condition of the
wwpms lining of the Eustachian Tube.
Win this tube la Inflamed you have a
Mwblni; sound or Imperfect hearing, and
whaa It Is entirely closed. Deafness Is the
asHsN. Unless the Inflammation can be redMoed
and this tube restored to Its normal
condition, hearing may be destroyed
iMsrsr. Many cases of Deafness are
aaswad by Catarrh, which la an Inflamed
condition of the Mucous Surfaces.
i ONI HUNDRED DOLLARS for any
mas off Catarrhal Deafness that cannot
be eared by HALL'S CATARRH
HDfCINR.
AJI Druggists 75c. Circulars free.
W,L JL Cheney tc Co., Toledo, Ohio.
?
Cups From Tin Cans.
The resourcefulness of women as
war workers was given exempli flcaIKao
recently by tlie Red Cross canteen
swltni in France. Seven of the woman
were operating a rest station at one
a* the aviation camps. Having an InjsBdtnl
number of cups for the use
mt Ike canteen the lieud worker dlseovusid
that there were several plumbers
?nai; the Oerman prisoners working
absot the camps. She gathered a quan
tjr or empty tin cnns and set the
tamher prisoners to work making
taking cups. The canteen was quicker
nnpplled with plenty of well-made
taps with neat handles made from the J
Incompatible.
Hew that you are a soldier, reaaaasher
that your father guined his
mm* by hard work. He began at the
tom.'*
Bat how can I do that If I'm go- ,
Bag the top?" j
The New Shuffle.
*^NThat fa to he the new dance In
few York this season? "
"The 11 y lun fling!"?Life.
^ i
Pittsburgh Is to open a coal mine
mm land municipally owned and to ob lata
from fiOO to 700 tons of fuel a day.
to* km. Blood-Shot Eyei, Watery Er?a
4MMcr Ejm, all healed promptly with nlsht%
jonnatlom of Roman Eye Balaam. Adv.
any an artist thinks he is in hard ^
vfcak if he isn't al>le to draw a cork. s
The best policy Is a paid-up one. t
F?1 ;
r Bi1
ALCOHOL-3 PER CENT |
aMaori A\fe$efablcIYeparafionfbrAs 1
NHfj?ju similnlingtheFood by ReguU-1
IgEgMB Thereby Promoting Digestion J Js
?^| Cheerfulness and Rest Contains
P|H neither Opium, Morphine nor
Mineral. Not Narcotic
IjapljM . Jk&*ouDchMSuinM*
Slfli A?lii Smd v
gffBfcfeO Mxtommm \
B&Sg*L| I
^ I
fiHB?5|9 SifiLgr !
HgEfcgw an I j. n.~r /
BHill A helpful Remedy for .
BBffl Constipation and Diarrhoea A
jHQff and Feverishncss and f
figjft Loss or Sleep I
MM .Aa nilrtrww-inInfancy V
HBBmniunx?Kiu.u
Jbc-Sfntik: Si<natore of I
HKKj jj
SBH fin Gnrtum Cohpakz: I
M NEW "YORK. J
I taMeVGtarowuxriis certaLalxl
I tbi?WtW'"?Mra.~B. R. Cri
I Lewell.^Pch.?,CI suffen
down pains, W?Jirregular i
displacement.. I^fregan to t
I table Compouna wSteh ^aTe
my health. I should like ton
M remedies to all suffering woi
lar way."?Mrs. Elise IIeei
I Why
I LYDL
| VEGETj
Saves 90 Slices in 90 Days.
Sergeant < Sellout helm was sitting behind
the desk at the Philadelphia p?>liee
station recently when he beheld
a negro struggling with a suitcase.
The sergeant usked his business. The
negro replied:
"Boss, I want you to answer nie a
question. The food administration
wants us to save a slice of breud a
day, and I been doing it for the last
three months. 1 got 'em all here in the
suitcase, and now I wants to know
what nm I going to do with 'em?" He
opyned the suitcase and revealed about
ninety slices of stale bread. Oelleittheitn
recovered, and gave the negro
a little lesson on real conservation."
Will They Wear?
"This is a special tlour for making
flannel cakes."
The young housewife was trying to
appear wise.
"Does it make good cakes?" she
asked.
"Excellent flannel cakes, mum."
"Ah, um. Will they shrink?"
Relative Values.
"Times Is changln'."
"Yessuh. I speck to live to see de
day when a common, low-down, no'eount
chicken thief will be dignlflcd
to de extent of belu' Indicted foil grand
larceny."
The Bad DebtBob?You
owe me ten dollurs. Let
ine have five of it?
Jim?What security?
Colds Cause Headache and Grip
L1XATIVH BKOMO QU1MNK removes the cause,
rherela only one"Brouio quinine." l,. W. UUOVSH
ilgriature Is on bos. Hoc.
. There isn't much satisfaction in arguing
with a man who doesn't care.
Chile is erecting from 00 to 70 new
school buildings each year.
t COLIC IN HORSES
demands I'UOMl'T attention. Keep
one or Isu bottles of
l)r. Ilnvld Koberta'
Colic Drench
In yottr medicine chest all the tliuo.
It relieves In the shortest possible
time, lteud the 1'rnrtlral If.into
Veterinarian. Send for free Donklet
on AHOltTlON IN COWS. If no
dealer In your toe n. * rile
lr. Dttid Roberts' Vat. Co., 100 Grand A??nu?, Raukeths, Wit.
At. N. U.f CHARLOTTE, No. 1?1978.
USTORIA
For Infants and Children.
Mothers Know That
Genuine Castoria
Always / ?
tears the i
rrw |
& Jf* ,n
$Jf< Use
Jr For Over
Thirty Years
BftSTOBIft
mi ?wromi ?ww. ?w Town mrrr.
FRESH - CRISP WHOLESOME-DELICIOUS
1M IMWtMV MKT HDDS WHIID IM TMI
MAKING OS TNN1 BISCUITS HAKE
TMIM THE
STANDARD ?f EXCELLENCE
Sear PMUr km fcm. ot/m! hi iIimU.
*4sk hin irvrtto as qivioq his nuu.
CHATTANOOGA BAK1RY
S NT ION!
Women ^
t during these trying >
should be your first yf,
hiese two women / u
id health. /
la E. Pinkham** Vsg- f ztfsj
le troubles and a dia. I
rn and was rerrtweak. /^Jlir
iclan withoy faults.
lnkham> W^JEable Compound lip
t away. I am keeping house jUl
1 my housework, where before
L Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vegethe
best medicine a woman can
[ give you permission to publish
ctmliiso, R. Wo. 1, Hellam, Pa.
sd from cramps and dragging t^Hj
rod had female weakness and
ake Lydia E. Pinkham'a Vege- jU
me relief at once and restored Av
rcOThroend Lydia E. Pinkham'a I
nen who are trooped in a si mi- J
l,ILNo.fl, Box88,ell,Aiich.
Not TVy
\ E. PINKI
\BLE COM
LYDIA E.PINKHAP
Ominous Silence.
"The newspapers seem to plujr uj
marriages," remarked Mrs. Wombat.
"Yes," assented Mr. Wombat, "trouble
always gets a line."
And then silence reigned.
Cuticura Is So Soothing
To Itching, burning skins. It not only
soothes but heals. Bathe with Cuticura
Soap and hot wnter, dry gently
and apply Cuticura Ointment. For
free samples address, "Cuticura, Dept.
X. Bostmi." At druggists and by malL,
Soup 25, Ointment 25 and 50.?Adv.
Just a Private.
James N. Culp, a former newspaper
man. now the postmaster at North Vernon,
tells this one, relates u writer in
the Indianapolis News.
A Jennings county man made in|
quiry the other day for his son's mull.
i ii*- posuuasier, not knowing whetlier
the hoy received his mnll by city currler,
general delivery or rural, route,
ventured the query. "General delivery?"
"No, slree!" remarked the man, "he
Is not a general yet. Just u private at
Camp Taylor."
GREEN'S AUGUST FLOWER
Hus been used for all ailments that
are caused by a disordered stomach
and Inactive liver, such as sick headache,
constipation, sour stoinuch,
nervous Indigestion, fermentation of
food, palpitation of the heart caused by
gases In the stomach. August Flower
Is a gentle laxative, regulates digestion
both In stomach and Intestines, cleans
and sweetens the stomach and alimentary
canal, stimulates the liver to secrete
the bile and Impurities from the
fclood. Sold In all civilized countries,
j 80 and 90 cent bottles.?Adv.
Sacred Harmony.
"There may be sni#ed harmony In
the reichstng," said Senator Vurdaman,
"but when a minority socialist
talks, to a pan-German or when n ruth.
olle centrist talks to a conservative
the dialogue reminds me of Mrs. Spink.
"Mrs. Spink was ushered into u
| friend's house for an afternoon call by
Jane and, as she stood in the hall, a
voice called softly down from somewhere
above:
"Jane, if that'* Mrs. Spink, I'm not
at home."
"The caller lifted her head sharply.
"'It is Mrs. Spink 1' she shouted, 'and
site's mighty glad to hear it.'"
Cured Balking.
Redd?Saw a veterinary surgeon going
into your place this morning. Anything
sick?
Greene?Yes, the ear. Something's
the matter with its insides.
"But what does a veterinary surgeon
know about a ear?"
"I don't know. Only, I do know that
once he cured a horse I owned of balking.
and 1 thought in wouldn't do nny
harm to let him try his hand on tlte
car."
Rubbing It In.
"I don't know," muses the man with
the wispy hair, gazing at his birthday
present. "I don't know. Maybe Henrietta
didn't ihean anything by it, and
maybe she did hut it seems kind o'
funny that after ail these years she
should make me a present of this hook
on 'Hilling by Will I'ower, or IIow to
Mii.'tor Your Surroundings.' It's the
tirst gift she ever gave me that wnsn't
useful." Judge.
Light Economy.
Bill?-Do you know that turning
down the gas saves matches?
Co-ed?No. 1 thought that turning
down the gns frequently made matches.
Moral?Turning off an electric light
often causes sparking. Turning off a
gas light causes an Increase of pros?IIP?
v.. I - * -
..... IM iirrwiure routes
a lessening of tlir waste.
Silly Dullmus.
Simplicity?Is tln? light out In the
hull?
I>ullmus?Yes. Shall I bring It in?
Pineapples.
Several thousand acres are given
over to the cultivation of pineapples
in Hawaii.
In the Movie*.
"So y xi've been In the movies, eh?"
"Yes, once I was supe in a dinner
scene."
It's easier to make a fool out of a
dull wun than a sharp one.
^ 1
1
POUND I !
'CLASSIC LEARNING MADE PAY J
P
Professor1* Acquaintance With tha (,
Language Enabled Him to Squelch e
Shine Shop Comment. f
*
The professor's (Jreek is the (.reek j(
of Homer and I'lndar, as far as the f,
professor's studies have enabled him t.
to get it ; but he cun speak it well r
enough, and enough like the modern ?
idiom, to make himself understood in
bootblack shops. He lias even traveled
through (Jreeoe with it and got
along fairly well. i
The professor's salary Is no larger
than other professor's salaries; or per- u
; Imps he is a war economist. At any
. rate, the si/.ahle feet at the ends of
| his muscular young legs are encased p
; in very ancient luilf-soled shoes.
The otlier morning he stopped on 0
; Sixth avenue, muses a New York cor- (j
j respondent, to have these shoes shined ,
up. The Greek boys were full of gin- n
: ger; they were swupping Jokes on their H
patrons in their native tongue. ^
| "A tightwad," or its equivalent, said ,.
the professor's servitor to the others.
"A miser, l'rohably a wife-heater too"
?niul went on to discuss the profen- !
sor's outward aspect in detail. "Look a
at these shabby shoes." was ills pero* tl
ration. ,1
And then the professor spoke Greek. u
"If I lifted my foot to your face." lie M
said suavely, "perhaps you could see
them still better." f(
"I had to pay the cashier," says the
professor telling the story. "The hoy j
wus oui or i hp snop and about three p
blocks up the avenue, still running.
The shop was strangely silent. Some
day I must go in there ngnin'untl tin J u
out if that boy came back." d
w
Boring for Oklahoma Oil. e
Explorations for oil in the Oklahoma fi
! fields have repeatedly shown that strue*
1 tural domes are the most promising si
' places to bore for. oil, ordinary antl- J<
I cllnes being next best. By far the s
greater port of the oil produced in the tl
' state comes from domes or anticlines; tl
hence they are coveted objects of the b
geologists' search.
Ri
Far From His Love. f
An enlisted man writes, says the s
Pittsburgh (Jazette-Tlmes, that bo "
I doesn't mind the krenches, but be bates ti
1 to be .'1,000 miles away from a IMtts- ?
! burgh stogie. tl
o
Pearls and niamnns.
Willie?I'mv, do peart; moan tears? r
Paw?Yes, my son. If a woman bus t!
set her heart on diamonds. Ii
o
Henry Flagler's New York-Florida o
estate Is found worth STo.iMtO.aoo. a
o
Postmaster General Burleson carries h
nit umbrella Instead of a cane. Ii
j e
When Coffee !,
Disagrees j'
! h
quick results for
the better follow j n
a change to
i ,
' Instant
Jfostum
1
A delicious, drug- ,
free drink, tasting
much like high- ,
grade coffee, com- r
forting and satisfying
to the former
coffee user. i
t, i
Ideal for children.
"There's a Reason"
for POSTUM
Sold by Grocers. i
..i
IWTO EVADE
THE INCOME TftX
VERY QOOD AMERICAN EARNING
FAIR LIVING WILL HELP TO j
PAY EXPENSES OF WAR.
tETURNS DUE BEFORE MARCH
j 8l<
; fe
feavy Penalties Provided for Failure pU
to File Them?Government Officials I
Will Be in Every County to Assist wl
the Taxpayers. . Ct
? : wi
v*p?hln?rton.?"Must I pay an In- : In;
oine tar?" i av
iltut is the question that thousands ar
?f Americana are asking. The answer, to
n a generul way, lies In this state- | ha
uent: gu
Every unmarried person luivlug a Ju
let Income of $1,000 or more, and ev- bo
ry married person or head of a futnly
having an Income of $2,000 or more <jr
nust file a return. These returns must u
>e in the hands of the collector of In- ! gp
ernal revenue In the district In which ?
he taxpayer lives or has his principal gp
ilaee of business between January 1 ,
ml March 1, 1918. ,'
The man who thinks to evade this
ax Is making u serious error. Itevenue i
fticials will be In every county to !
heck returns. Failure to make a cor- '
ect return within the time specified '
avolves heavy penalties.
"Net Income" means gross income ;
f?ss certain deductions provided for by
he act. The law defines Income ,?s s|"
rotit, gain, wages, salary, couimls- j ' '
Ions, money or Its equivalent from u
rofessions, vocations, cotutnerce,
rade, rents, sales aud dealings In prop- 1,1
rty. real and nersonal. nml int^rwst I on
roin Investments except Interest from 'u>)
overnment bonds, or state, municipal r<'1
ownship or county bonds. Incomes
roni service us guurdlnn, trustee or
xecutor; from dividends, pensions, ^'
oynltles, or patents, or oil and gus
rells, coal Innd, etc., are taxable. i
Normal Rate Is 2 Per Cent. J."
The normal rate of tax Is 2 iter cent .
n net Incomes above tbe amount of
xemptlons, which Is $2,(MX? in the case ^
f a married person or head of a fainy
and $1,000 In the case of a single ta|
erson. A married person or head of
family Is allowed an additional ex- i
inptlon of $200 for each dependant |V
hlld If under eighteen years of age
r Incapable of self-support because 1
efectlve. The taxpayer Is considered
o be tbe bead of a family If he Is 111
otually supporting one or more per- J u "
ons closely connected with him by ?n
lood relationship or relationship by "
' fringe, or If bis duty to support ,v
uch person Is bused on some moral stl
r legal obligation. ^
Itebts ascertained to be worthless ml
ml charged off within the year and
ixes paid except Income taxi's and SK
lose assessed against local benefits
,1LI art
If (ICflUCI lOIP. I IICSC 1111(1 Oilier poillis
f tlu? Income tux section of the war
pvenue net will he fully explained by K*
pvenue otlieers who will visit every e<
nunty In the I'nlted States between jor
nnunry 2 and March 1 to assist tax- >e
ayers In muking out their returns.
Officers to Visit Every Locality. un<
Notice of their arrival in each locnl- <UI
y will he given in advance through
lie press, hanks and post offices. They
III he supplied with income tax forms ^hi
opies of which may he obtained also
rom collectors of Internal revenue.
The bureau of Internal revenue Is '
eeklng to Impress upon persons suit- , r
t>ct to the tax the fact that failure to
pe this official in no way relieves
hem of th?? duty Imposed by law to
le their returns within the time sped- sa?
ed.
The government Is not required to *vo'
eek the taxpayer. The taxpayer Is
pqulred to seek the government. Per- SNV
ons In doubt as to whether they are
uhject to the tax or not or as to how
a make out their returns, will readily
nderstnnd, therefore, that a visit to "in
tils official may mean the avoidance nbi
f later difficulties.
I lit* ] una 11 \ mm MiuM rt* ill iiiiikc 111 ?
urn on time Is u line of not less mu
hnn $'20 nor more than $1,000. mul xv''
1 addition ">0 per cent of the amount s'><
f the tax due. For making a false
r fraudulent return, the penalty is
tine not to exceed $l!,0tk) or not oxeedlng
one year's imprisonment, or wi
otli. In the discretion of the court, and
[t addition 100 per cent of the tax "M
vaded. . "?
As to the Farmers.
The number of farmers who will pay :
[iconic taxes has not heen estimated ,
y tlie government otllcials, hut It Is ^
ertaln they will form a large pereeii- ()j.
age of the <1.000,000 persons assessed
i ho never before have paid an income (jNV
ax. The average ^farmer does not j,j(
;eep hooks hut if tie avails himself of
he services of government experts
vho will he sent to aid him. It will not
ie difficult for liiin to ascertain the
mount of his net income.
The farmer Is making out Ills return
nay deduct depreciation in tin- value
if property and machinery used in the i
onduet of Ids farm, and loss by Are, ,
torm or other casualty, or by theft if .
... ah
km nunm ii.Y !ii?uriiu<'t*. rixpcnsps ,
ictunll.v Incurred In farm operation ^
uny ! deducted, but not family or IIv- ,
ng expense. Produce raised on the k
arm and traded for groceries, wearing ?t<>
ippnrel, etc.. Is counted as living ex- ^
lendltures and cannot he deducted.
Salaries paid by the state or a pollt- i
cnl subdivision of the state nre ex- S(,
nipt. A farmer holding the Job of to
ounty supervisor, for Instance, does
lot have to Include his salary In his Inome
tax return.
Little Willie Bolo.
The (Jerman campalgn'of corruption j
-Rololsm. as It has been called?led j lot
tepresentntlve Dupre to say. In Baton i
tonge:
"This Rololsm, this getting at us In | Ho
llrectly. Is a fiendish thing. It reminds ?
ue of little Willie. | j
"My sister's feller kicked m.v dop
esterday,' said Willie, 'but I'll gel | |
ven with him all right.'
"'How'll you get even?' said Wll i
ie's friend.
" Tm goln' to ml* quinine,' snl< |
IVIIIIe. 'with my sister's lip rouge.'"
i
1 1 1
Just Once! Try Dot
Take No Calom
If bilious, constipated, hea
relief without takinj
which sickens
Stop using calomel! It makes you
:k. Don't lose a day's work. If you
el lasy. sluggish, bilious or consulted,
listen to me I
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver,
tiich causes necrosis of the bones,
domel, when it comes into contact
th sour bile, crashes into it, breakg
it up. This is when you feel that
t-ful nausea and crumping. If you
e "ull knocked out," if your liver is
rpld and bowels constipated or you
,ve headache, dizziness, coated tonic,
if breath is bad or stomach sour,
st try a spoonful of harmless Dodn's
Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee?Go to any
ug store and get a bottle of Dodson's
ver Tone for a few cents. Take a
oonful tonight, and if It doesn't
'ECIAL WAR MEDAL ISSUED
ver and Bronze Piece Commemo
iuiv.o unndncc ot inc unnca
States Into the War.
\ medal to commemorate tilt' en-1
ince of th*1 United States Into the
ir and Its European alliances for the
pservntion of democracy-has been is- j
pd by the American Numismatic soty.
It was designed by Rll Harvey, |
5 sculptQr, and depicts the white- j
tided eagle of North America, popu-1
iy called the bald eagle, perched
a crag with wings outstretched and |
tid down hack. In the attitude of j
idlncss for instant attack upon its |
Tlie only inscription is the date, j
prll ti. 11)17," the day tliat President
lson proclaimed the existence of a
ite of war. The issue was limited to :
) copies, 50 in silver and the others
bronze. All have been subscribed i
and it was stipulated that a memp
could take only one medal.
In selecting the design, the commit>
says, it was thought that the bald
;le shown naturally was more ex- |
>sslve of the spirit of the country
in the heraldic eagle usually dotted
on the United States coinage. I
tigress on June "0. 17N2, adopted the j
Id eagle as the emblem for the arms j
! great seal of the nation. The seal I
s always shown the eagle treated in i
seiniherahlie manner with the shield
the breast. In the coinage designs '
re lias been a greater variety. The
:t coinage showed an eagle with outetched
wings, very simply executed,
few years later a conventional eagle
tapered by a shield was substituted.
;iN ERUPTIONS ON THE FACE
1 unsightly and mar the appearance
many a woman whose face would
otherwise attractive. There Is uo
?d for this. Just Ret a box of Tet- i
ine and use it regularly and you will
surprised how quickly pimples,
tches, itchy patches, etc., disappear
1 how soft and clear the skin belies.
Nothing better for eczema and
ler skin troubles than Tetterine.
Id by druggists or mailed for fiOc. by
uptrine Co. Savannah, Ga.?Adv. ;
Too Big to Work With Pencil.
liruee Barton, author of "More Powto
You," spent six months in a Monui
construction eamp. lie left to 1
;e up newspaper work In Chicago.
'Ain't you ashamed of yourself?"
d the foreman of the camp, when he
t. "A big feller like you makin'
ur livin* with a little thing like a
il pencil! You're hig enough to
ing a pick."
Outclassed.
'Well, old Crimson Gulch seems very
let and orderly," said the traveling
in.
'Yes," replied Broncho Boh. "When
many of the hoys is away handlin'
ichlne guns, it doesn't seem worth ;
lile foolin' with a little toy like a siy>oter."
Easily Arranged.
!>?? you ever quarrel with your
re 7"
"Never," replied Mr. Meekton.
/hen a difference of opinion arises
arietta lectures and I am the auMice."
Time for Them Later.
Pubs and razors were t lit* first
night of the Sammies on coming out
the trenches. How disappointing
the sweethearts who had hoped to
ell lirst la ilieir thoughts.?St. Paul
>neer-Press.
Friendly.
Sentry (to hosom pal) Halt! Who
es there?
P.osoin Pal (contemptuously)- -Idiot!
SeM'.y Pass, idiot !
Appropriate Affliction.
"Did that scholar know anything !
out the silent letters in spelling?"
"Of course, he didn't; he's too
mh."
'onatlpatlon generally Indicate! disordered
maih. Ilvi r and bowel!. Wright' Indian
ratable I'llla reatoro regularity without
plug. Adv.
A Japanese is inventor of a street 1
rinkler that "llstrihutes water so as
form advert isements.
Only One "nROMO OUININE"
get tho genuine, call forfait nnm? l.AXATIVH
i?MU Ul im>m. l?o<>k ror HiKn.tturo of M. W.
l)Vi. Cures a Cold In One Day. 90c.
Sound judgment is responsible for n
of silence.
A misfit truth Is the worst of all
s.
"J Murine Is for Tired Eyes. 1
mOVISS Red Eye*?Sore Eyee ? a
orenuleted Hrelidt. Ketta ? i
Refrcebct ? tWiorna. Marine It t Favorite 5
Treatment for Hjet tbet feel dry end amen. =
Qlveyaur Hjet n* mnch of yonr lor In* cere 5
et your Teeth end with theteme regularity. CMC
fO* THEM TIM CUMT BO* HEN ETUI |
Sold et Dr>i| t.nd Optical Htoree or by Mall, s
ftek Mure# Eye Boat* Co, CMtatt, for free Boot 3
nillllluHUUMUIUUIIUIIIIUIIMUIIIUOIIIIItUIIIUMIIUln
.mi t
# / % ' -J?
dson's Liver Tone!
lei! Listen To Me!
dachy or sick, I guarantee
5 dangerous calomel
and salivates.
I 15
straighten you right np and make you
feel fine and vigorous by morning, I
want you to go back to the store and
get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone
Is destroying the sale of calomel because
It Is real liver medicine; entirely
vegetable, therefore It can not salivate
or make you sick.
I guarantee that one spoonful of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your
sluggish liver to work and clean your
bowels of that sour bile and constipated
waste which is clogging your
system nnd making you feel miserable.
I guarantee that u bottle of Dodson's
Liver Tone will keep the entire family
feeling line for months. Give It to
your children. It Is harmless; doesn't
gripe and they like Its pleasant taste.
?Adv.
His Merits.
"On the fact' of things, a shoemaker
is a man to be trusted.'
"Why more than others?"
"Because he is a whole-soled man
and is generally well heeled."
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Grove's
The Old Standard Grove's Tasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a General
Tonic because it contains the well
known tonic properties ol QUININE and
IKON. It acts on the Liver. Drives out
Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. 60 cents.
Attention of Mr. Garfield.
It was on the Northwestern car line.
The windows were covered with frost,
and the sole contents of the stove consisted
of a broken broom handle and
several burnt matches, muses the Indianapolis
News. Suddenly a coal
wagon loomed up squarely on the track
ahead. The brakes hold and the gong
clanged, but the eon I wagon did not
leave the track. More clanging was
to no avail, and then the ear beiran to
gather headway. A gentle bump attracted
the attention of all tlio passengers,
who looked forward just In
time to sou the motoruinn reach out of
his window and rapidly transfer several
big lumps of perfectly good Ken
lucky coal to his bin.
Warned by the bump, I he driver got
the wagon of! the track, and the car
proceeded under half speed while the
motormnn tired up his stove.
Ily the time Washington street was
reached the car was fairly comfortable.
*
Paper Bullets Effective.
Incredible as it may seem, says Popular
Science Monthly, bullets made of
paper will do much damage. A recent
experiment has shown that a paper
bullet, after having passed through
six pieces of tin one foot apart, buckled
them. A similar experiment made
with metal bullets showed that they
passed through the same thicknesses
of tin but they made only a small
clean-cut hole.
Changed.
"Madam." remarked ihe weary wayfarer
with the bandaged eye, "I wus
not always as you see me now."
"I know it," replied the stern-visnged
woman at the back door. "The last
time you were here you had on a deafnnd-dnmh
sign."
?
News by Airplanes.
I.omlon evening papers are delivered
a lew hours after publication by aviators
to men <>n the French front.
Most things will come your way If
you go after them.
Even a crook can handout a straight
tip if he wants to.
*
Kill That
bave Health
CASCARAK? QUININE
M^V
The old family remrdy? in tablet
form ?aafe, sure, easy to take. No
opiates ?no unpleasant after effects.
Cures colds i n 24 hours?Grip in 3
(lays. Money back i f itfaila. Get the
. genuine bo* with Ke<l
Top and Mr.
f?rtlrl!V\ Hill's picture on it AlaVnlilOf^
\U l PI fill 24 Tablets for 25c. !1|B
X^^Mr At Any Drug Store yf
THICK, SWOLLEN GLANDS
that make a horse Wheeze, / ffW^WPSB
Roar, I >ve Thick Wind
or Choke-down, can be "*1
reduced with B t |
also other Hunches or Swellings. No blister,
no hair gone, and horse kept at work. Economical
only a few drops required at an application.
$2 SO per bottle delivered. Boek3Mlrw. tt
inrnnniur m
Koounoinc, jn , me antiseptic liniment for man- ^
kind, reduce* Cy?t*, Wen*, Painful, Swollen
Vcinii and Ulcer*. >1.25 and $2.5C a bottle at
dealer* or delivered. Book "Evidence** free.
W.F.YOUNG, P. 0. F.. JIOTtmpI*St.,Springfield. Mas*.
^ ^ ^ -A-./'
Cuticura Heals
Skin Troubles
Soap 25c. Ointment 25 and 50c.
SHOW CASES
For Dry Good* and Notion*,
ask for catalog K. D.
" Groceries, K. 0. For Jewelry, K. J.
" Millinery, K. M. " Drugs, K. P.
VS o make Drug and Bank Fixtures
High Point Show Case Works, High Point, ft.C.
Frost Proof Cabbage Plants
Early Jersey and Charleston Wakefield, Succession
and Flat Dutch. By eipreas, 500, $1.25;
1,000, F2.00; 5,000 at 11.75; 10,000 Up at ft JSO. F. O.
B. HEItE. Delivered parcel poat 10O, 35c; 1/XJll.
|X50. Ball afar lion guaranteed.
D. F. JAMISON, SUMMERY ILJJE. S. C