Historical Newspapers of South Carolina

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^womS'S ure 8.LJ. D 1 I? Taking Lydia E. Bnkham'i Vegetable Compound. Wagoner, Okla.?"Mkerer get tired ?f praising Lydia E, IMnkhamj^V^ge waa *in bed two yearn and had two operations, bat all the doctors and operations did me no fl etable Compound which brought me out of it all rignt, so I am now well and do all my housework, besides working in my garden. Several of my neighbors have got well by taking Lydia E. Pinkham'sV ege table Compound"? Mrs. Viola Finical, Wagoner, Okla. Such warning symptoms as sens*, of suffocation, hotflashes. headaches, backaches, dread of impending evil, timidity, sounds in the ears, palpitation of the heart, sparks before the eyes, irregularities, constipation, variable appetite. weakness and dizziness should be heeded by middle-aged women. LydiaE.Pinkham's Vegetable Compound has carried many women safely through the crisis. pes b Good for Malaria, constipation aj , B' biliousness ?a fine tonic, j K Guaranteed or moneij back 1 B Bshrcns Drug Co..Waco.Tcx ,3 The Boy Prude. Itepresentaltve l.u (Juurdia of Mlchldill whs itrxlslne th?? hri<ulilt>nlV VIou flay oration. "How well he fipealu out ugainst the Germuii militaristic autocruey!" said Mr. La Guardla. "Kvery true Democrat must speak out against that tiydra. To use soft words about It Is to be weuk and silly nud mistaken? like the little boy prude. "A little boy prude, having eateu too many sour cherries, was takeu 111 in school, and begun to gioau and wrlthtf. "'What's the matter?' said the pretty teucher. 'What's the matter, "Tommy?' "The boy answered 'n an embarrassed voice: " 'I've got a terrible palu lu my ---ray abandon.'" ELIXIR DAREK WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD IN TUB PHILIPPINES. 'I contracted malaria In 1800, and after a rear'* frultleaa treatment by a prominent Washington physician, your JSUxlr Habek entirely cured me- On arriving here I came down with trODlcal malaria? Oia ?nr?? ?tnd Kent home tor Bmbek. AKaln It proved ltn value?It la wtn-ih lie velrht In void here." Bresle O'Hann, Troop K, 8th U. S. Cavalry, Balajan, Philippines. Bltxtr BabrU, 60 cents, 41 druggists or by Parcel Post, prepaid, from Klocsewskt db Co., Washing ton, D. 0. A Bungle. "The kaiser tries hard to please, but his efforts are very bungling." The speaker whs Seward Prosser, head of the New York Red Cross. "The kaiser," he went on, "kicked out Bethmann-Hollweg, who only wanted an honorable peace, and took on Doctor Mlchaells, who demauds u peace of victory. Yet the kaiser tries to please his people?he even tries to - please the allies?but he bungled like the bachelor. " 'Why, Miss Mujnle/ said the bachelor, gallantly, at the seashore hop, your mother positively looks as* young us you do/ " Thnt'8 no compliment/ said Miss Mamie, with a toss of the head. " 'What I meant,' stuimnerml the bachelor, more galluntly than ever, was that you?er?you look as young MM ^ vui inwiuci viurn. One on the Doctor. The following anecdote Is carefully preserved by n family whose Scotch ncestors took a rise out of the lexicographer : Hostess?Doctor Johnsou, what do fou think of our Scotch broth? Doctor Johnson?Madam, lit uty opinion It's only fit for pigs. Hostess?Then have some more. Invariable Rule. When fifteen people go picnicking with fifteen lunch bttskets the one basket that gets lost always contains the alt. Because mackerel travel In schools It la proposed to have a bond Issue to build a few schools for them. mmwwM I'm glad there's such a big corn crop?sags MORK Sio66\u POST TOASTIES FOR MS | r WOMEN! IT is MA8IC! LIFT OUT ANY CORN I i L ^^ Apply a few dro^e tljen lift corns or eel I usee off with finger*?no peln. _ Just think I Tou can lift off any corn or callus without pain or soreness. Vif.J A Cincinnati man dlscorLjH ered this ether compound fjl and named It freezone. Any |W druggist will sell a tiny botII tie of freezone. like here II shown, for very little cost. || You apply a few drops dill rectly upon a tender corn ^ or callus. Instantly the /k , soreness disappears, then shortly you will find the corn or callus so lno?? that JM\ H HL you can lift It right off. Kfll'i I Freezone Is wonderful. It [j|i| F|f| | I dries Instantly. It doesn't I m ] I I I eat away the corn or calII H | I <1 I'us, but shrivels it up with* I P i i I,ut even Imitating the sur* I ill < H.rouhdlng s^ln. I l|i j Hard, soft or corns be* f Jtween the toes, as well as painful calluses, lift right off. There Is no pain before or afterwurds. If your druggist hasn't freezone, tell hlui to order a small bottle for you from his wholesale drug house.?adv. f Went to Extremes. A young man walking through a foreign quarter of New 'York stopped with an amused smile In front of a smull eating place, on the window of which was painted lu whitewash "Lam stew." The proprietor from his doorway, usked what the Joke was and the young fellow explained about the missing "b" In "lamb" and was thanked for the correction. The next day, passing the same res uturuui, no round that while the bill of faro had changed, the spoiling lesnou had not been forgotten. The proprietor was now offering "Olainb chowder.** Whenever Tou Need a General Tonic Take Grove's The Old Standard Grove's Tasteless chill Tonic is equally valuable as a General Tonic because it contains the well known tonic properties ot QUININE and IRON. It acts on the I.iver, Drives out Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds up the Whole System. 60 cents. Wastefulness. Some futnllios tnko pride (n serving lavish and ovcrhountlful meals und overgenerous service of food. This leads Inevitably to waste of food on the tuble and is a temptation to overeating which often impairs health and efficiency. Just From College. "How very seedy your friend looks 1" "Naturally. lie's Just come out of an agricultural college."?Loudon Answers. Dr. Peery'a "Dead Shot" la not a "lomanga" or "ayrup," but a real old-fashioned dose of medicine which cleana out Worms or Tapeworm with a single doae. Adv. Only a woman of superior intelligence Is surprised at nothing. Back Given Out? Housework is too hard for a woman who is half sick, nervous and always tired. But it keeps piling up, and gives weak kidneys no time to recover. If your back la lame and achy and your kidneys iiTegular; if you have ''blue spells," aick headaches, nervousness, dufiuness and rheumatic pains, uao Dotn's Kidney Pills. They have done wonders for thousands ot worn out women. A North Carolina Cass -iSSfSt. Greensboro, N. C.. A 49^^ sa>'s: "I was so bad off for over two a years I couldn't walk much and had to rtvs up my work AM/PMIrsel < entirely. My kidneys acted Irregularly and I hiul awful back- TMwWkS aches. Nights I if[f&lr couldn't sleep and [11"BJ1 mornings I got up iA UB feeling all tired out. - BV|| I was awfully dizzy klUU f and nervous. My head ached and the > \mf" least thing upset me. fTwBOl " Doan's Kidney Pills made me strong and well and get the entire credit for* my cure." Get Doaa's at Any Store. ?0c a Bos doan's vfisy FOSTER-MfLBURN CO., BUFFALO. N.Y. Small Pill Small Dose Small Pric?^wT\ JH&HC.kDTFticf wn*t i kiw YlvER FOR CONSTIPATION have stood the test of time. Purely vegetable. Wonderfully quick to banish biliousness, headache. Indigestion and to dear up a bad complexion. Genuine bears signature % PALE FACES Generally Indicate a lack j of Iron In the Blood Carter's Iron Pills WW help this condition \ ' ^ J"""" A twAIIARTm WIMPY FOR HAYJH^fflMA AsthmadoR I AND ASTHMADOR OI8ARITTI8 I posture* glrss INSTANT BBLfar la ?rm mm I aad tas permanently cured thousands who ban been considered Inourable, tftat taring tried every other ' mw of relief In vela. Aittnitln should unit themselves of tfatsgnefaatMoOertb rough their ova I1 druggist. Bur a Bissl package sad preseat this . announcement to your druggist. Ton will be the aole ledge as to whsthsr you ere bsasdtisd and the ; druggist will give rot back your money if you are not. We do not know of nay falter proposition . which we could make. pg J | R. Schiffmann CoM Proprittort, St. Paul. Wml W. N. U., CHARLOTTE, NO. 37.-1817. An Expert | la the basement at the Birmingham | (Eng.) art school Is an art model?a | plaster figure of a very big man with I , u decided corporation. Across It, In [ I chalk letters, appear the familiar j ' words, "Eat less bread." "mother]" ' t Have you ever used MOTHER'S JOT 1 SALVE for Colds, Coughs, Croup and Pneumonia. Asthma, and Head Catarrh? If yop haven't get it at once. ' It will cure you.?Adv. Not Yet. . i "The governor ought to be glad of one thing." remarked the hack platform wag as he called loudly for a W. I. transfer. "Oh. pull It." requested the gentleman who rides the stockyards line, Im patiently. i "Ho won't* huve to worry about a ' 0014J shortage 011 any city ears until , October* at least." ? Indianapolis j ' News. i MiNNESOTA DRUGGIST PRAISES DR. KILMER'S SWAMP-ROOT I believe you have a splendid. reliable kidney, liver and bladder medicine in Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, and my customer* who have taken it during the pnst thirtysix.years have nothing but praise for what it accomplished for tliem. On account of the splendid reputation which it enjoys in the trnjle 1 have no hesitancy in recommending it for the trouble* for which it ia intended. Yours very truly. T. G. SIKBEN, Druggist, J Sept. 21, 1916. (hosting*. Minn. Letter to Dr. Kilmer ts Co. Blnghamton. N. Y. 1 I???? Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For Yoo Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co., : t>: 1 ? I iiuiKiiumion, x\. I., tor ft sample t?ize bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable information. telling about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure ana mention this paper. Large hnd medium size bottles for Bale at all drug stores.?Adv. ' ; SHE SAW DANGER IN DELAY; 1 Owing to Circumstances, Fair Maid Was Willing to Make Momentous Decision at Once. I "Hary," she begun, in asweet, tlin! orous voice, "what's nil tliis talk about gold and silver?" Henry, who reuds the papers and I was about as thoroughly Ignorant on ' the subject as everybody else, plunged i in bravely, but shte stopped him. "I don't want to know about that," ! she faltered, "but is gold getting so i uwful scarce?" "Awful Hcnrce!" echoed Henry, dis| iiiully. And Is It all being taken away to j j pay for the war?" 1 "It Is," said Henry. "And tf they continued to take It away, there won't be any left In this country by and by and we'll hnve to j use silver?" i' "Yes," sighed Henry. "Henry," she whispered, "I told you i , I would give you my decision in the [ 1 summer?but I repent. It?It Is ' ; 'Y?yes.' Henry, don't?don't you ' think," she continued, after n moment's : j silence, "that If would be well to get j j the ring now. before all the gold is tak- i en away?"?London Answers. No Doubt. Hill?Did you notice how heartily , Jones shook hands with me? He 1 grabbed both of my hands. | Jack?Yes, I suppose bethought his ' watch would be safer that ,w?J'- J msm ^ WtudYi*. 0( p?v?,n ^ A g?.^ ? The wholesome nutrition of wheat and I barley in' most appetizing form ; I - Juice of lemons! I How to Make Skin White and Beautiful At the cost of a small Jar of ordinary cold cream one can prepare a full quarter pint of the most wonderful lemon skin softener and complexion beautifler, by squeezing the juice* of " two fresh lemons Into a bottle containlng three ounces of orchard white. Care should be taken to strain the Juice through a fine cloth so no lemon pulp i * gets in. then this lotion will keep fresh for months. Every woman knows that J* lemon Juice Is used to bleach and re- ** move such blemishes as sallowness, ^ freckles and tan and Is the Ideal skin 1 softener, sraoothcner and beautifler. Just try It! Get three ounces of or- j phard white at any pharmacy and two lemons from the grocer nnd make up a quarter pint of this sweetly fragrant lemon lotion nnd massage It dally luto the face, neck, arms and hands. It * ' naturally should help to soften, freshen, bleach nnd bring out the rose* and _ beauty of any skin. It Is wondemul'to smoothen rough, red hands. A<Jv. Most Pressing Need. Kdith had been III and toother had hcen coaxing her to eat. / "Will you have an orange, dear?" "No." "Won't you have some ice cream?" "No, no." The questioning continued. Finally | a weary little voice piped: "I'll tell you I what I will have, mother." "What, darling?" eagerly. "A rest." Granulated Ky.llda, Stlaa. Inflamed Ryea relieved over night by Roman Kyo Balaam. Ona trial proves Ita merit. Adv. 1 i Openings sometimes come to men nnd oysters when least expected. if: fiiiMiiiiii'Hi ! ipg ^ ' . ' ALCOHOL-cTpeRORKT- j Svoifi AVc^etaWcPreparationfcrAs JaoFN similntin$theEoodt>yRegiila- < ?.I8 tinC the 5totnachs and Bwclsrf . E^wnsnfrrffflll t ? Thereby Promoting Digestion t*?g^ Cheerfulness and RestContaias neither Opium.Morphine nor Jajj ,. Mineral, not Narcotic %? vr; j^^ouuychiaumaa tKisj Avto*^ \ ?ir-- y Aix Sr*M> V JthriMSfJft I ' I wtfStU / ! * SKI'I J M\ | ~JS5StSSi? i 1 a I! 1pgsuttin^thcfcfr^3l'"lnfanC?r ? I Tne CENTAUR CoHPAWt SsS^ -1 NEWW?^^J tnct Copy of Wrapper. A Loss. j fvj "The coal barony and the steel* barons promise to give the people u ? square deul during war time, but 1 guess there's no danger of their going too far and robbing themselves in the people's behalf." ' ' The speaker was Samuel Gotnpers. |r "Yes." lie went on, "there's no dan- u ger of their acting like the young lady at the shore, who said to her father: | "'Papa. I lost my heart ou the moonlit beaeli last night, and accepted old Hake Ilartluppe. 1'imr Pake Is no longer young, I know, but, as 1 said, I've lost m.v heart.' I . . " "Humph,' snorted li?>t* father, 'I think It's your head that you've lost."' ^ SOOTHES ITCHING SCALPS * And Prevents Falling Hair Do Cuticura II Soap and Ointment. t< On retiring, gently rub spots of dandruff and itching with Cuticura 'Olnt- w ment. Neit morning shampoo with w Cuticura Soap ami iiot water using plenty of Soap. Cultivate the hse of \n Cuticura Soap and Ointment for everyi b day toilet purposes ti Free sample each hy mall with Bqok. ? j Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. L, " Boston. Sold everywhere.?Adv. Broken Heart Cure. He?I understand you have been at- I lending an ambulance class. Can you j tell ine what is the best thing to d?> for ? a broken lieart? She?Oh. yea. Hind up I he broken i portion with a gold band, bathe In j ninge-blossoin water and apply plenty I >f raw rice. Guaranteed to ge well In month.? Pearson's Weekly. ,i j tf a man lias money to l>urn tne rest ! ns try to muke light of his fortune. ] . ALOMEL WHEN BL1 AGISUKE [ Guarantee "Godson's Liver Ton and Bowel Cleansing You Eve Stop using calomel! It makes you ck. Don't lose a day's work. It you tel lazy, sluggish, bilious or consulted. listen to me! Calomel Is mercury br quicksilver hlch causes necrosis of the bones, alomel, when It comes Into contact 1th sour bile, crashes Into it, breaking up. This is when you feel that awil nausea, and cramping. If you feel ill .knocked out," if your liver is torId and bowels constipated or you ave headache, dizziness, "boated >ngue, if breath is bad or stomach >ur just try a spoonful of harmless odson's Liver Tone. Here's my guarantee?Go to any rug store or dealer and get a 50-cent sttla of Dodson'a Liver Tone. Take a | Sold fox* 47 years. For MaL a Fine General Stren^thenii Children ~&c?i What is C Castoria is a harmless substitute and Soothing Syrups. It is pleas* Morphine nor other narcotic subst For more .than thirty years it ha relief of Constipation, Flatulency allaying Feverishness arising th< Stomach and Bowels, aids the healthy and natural 6leep. 1 Mother's Friend. GENUINE CAST In Use For (F The Kind You Hav TMB OINTAUN OOMPi OTHiNG SAID ABOUT LION tiowman naa ror^oucn 10 mention a Highly Important Point When He Made Hl? Offer. The enterprising impresario of the intninoth circus offered $100 to any leinher of the audience who would en*r the lion's cage. , lie made the InItatlou nightly, but no one seemed in hurry to accept It until one evening a cry sheepish looking Individual rose lid shouted: I "If you please, sir, I should like utl hundred*dolInrs !" The audience was horror-stricken, ut the impresario replied, with a con >mpt units and rather incredulous mile: "Oh! So you want to go into the mi's cage, do you?" "Certainly!" said the man, starting ? make his way from the audience. "Very well, then; come along. I IP open the door for you and you can ulk in." "Ah!" said the man, stepping for ard with a knowing wink. "I'll go in, ut you will have to take the lion out rst. What you said was that you oilld give a hundred dollars to nnv up KoinK Into flu* Ilou's ettKP." Freedom Purchased. "Ituyliijr Liberty bonds?" "Yep; still paying alimony,"?Yule ecord. it,. millHWnSHHIimHIIHMMMMIIIL ? ru :! Murine Is for Tired Eyes. | : MQVI8S Red Kyri ? Sore Eyes? : ! (Iranolated Myelitis. HmU - ^ : Kefnwhe* ? Restore*. Murine Is a farortle 5 : rreatwrot for Ryes U|?l feel dry and smart. : Ulreyour Byea na mn.h of your lorina rare = : aa your Teeth and w.th the same regularity, z i CUE FM FNIC TO* CUIOT NT KIT E1FC = : Sold at Drug and Optical Store, or b; Mtil s I A?k Bsnar tyi Rwaedy Ca, CUcaga far Fraa Baal = tIMIIMIIIIIMI I Mil Mil Ml .ill.. .111' II Villi llllll HUM II lllllllor if ^t^doon't you right up and make and vigorous I want you to iohbS the store and get your montoCJHF son's Liver Tone is destrojlttjsftl sale of calomel because it iaflHfflwW medicine; entirely vggetablelyMW it cannot salivate or make I guarantee that one .Dodson's Liver Tone wiUMj&jfK' sluggish liver to work and <Hp bowels of that sour bile ajjHftBi pated waste which is clonHtffit system and making you feel I guarantee that a bottle Liver Tone will keep your ily feeling fine for months, lb your children. It is harmlealf$^qUw#t gripe and they like its pleataot tttsgg. ismTth's .lTonk aria, Chill* and Fever. A|*o ig Tonic. 60c ant 91.00 at all Brag 9?n* FRESH-CRI5P-WH01K0ME-DIWPQjS3,, TWBSVIITWIY H6TK0D5 A.PPLIID M1M f|' > MAKING Of TWBB* BISCUITS HAH 1L TH1M THI SW STANDARD .f EXCELLEffCi jjfr W PmW luu (bra. orifiut bsGMfrl JPR *4sk him ?r ?Tita ms qivin^ his'lMlt jtVf CHATTANOOGA BAKERY <"*T??S? ^ry^For m A Af~% for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops int. It contains neither Opium, ance. Its age is its guarantee. b been in constant use for the r, Wind Colic and Diarrhoea; irefrom, and by regulating the assimilation of Food; giving rhe Children's Panacea?The 'ORIA ALWAYS SignAture of m 30 Years e Always Souyht AMY. M IW YORK CITY. TOO CAN'T CUT onr^. Bog Spavin or TMgo^j|ta>in uui yvju uui cicin incm oil yiQlipujr wttm I and you work the hofamQtifjk time. Does not blint?r fylitiliilI the hair. #2.00 pet lottjc, delivered. Will tell you mote it JMU' vvrite. Book 1 M free. AMQJtptKE, JR.. the antiseptic linimciaf flnkind, reduces Varicose' VettU, - Ruptured Muscles or I.ifsmrnrs. ItalMJfpiCMMds. Wiu. Cysts. Allsys psin giicWy. htta (1 ud 81 t bottle st drutflsts or dellirred. IMmt%? V I. A. by W. F.YOUNG. P. D. F.. 310 Mass. GREEN MOVMAIN ASTHMA TREATMENT This treatment la the result of HlfNtn of Ittnty and eipertencetn Ihsspex ia| tswtbJL. , ment of diseases of the lunaa and I) Jf throat by the lata I>r7j. II. (Julia, /v tfJV graduate of New York Medical OoTlese and New York Chemical Ij>k. "9nA.Vi, oratory. a practitioner In Ballero* WE- and New York Charity Hoe pita la, aanai "iflfM mil an eniloent phyilclan. leiM I S^U-jC'AJf '<? *L drugglMa. krM ?pa and practical treatlaa on AMbaa, lta WiiflH cause*, treatment, ate. Heat oa rcquati. J. H. UulidOo.,&apart,Vk |n" FOR PERSONAL HYGIEWE | pelvic catarrh, ulceration and Inflem. mat ion. Recommended by Lydia L Pinkham Med. Co. for tea years. A healing wonder for nasal catarrh, ore throat and sore eyes. Economical. Has eitnndiniT iiwiwi?? and e>n?iihfal pmnr, c~r;: T'ii Murray School Supply Co.. tamlaabaa. 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