Fort Mill times. (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, August 23, 1917, Image 4
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SKINNERS
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DRIVE MALARIA OUT OFTHESYSTEM |
^ACOOP TONIC A ISP APPBTOBB j
Vice President Murshull declares 1
that the politest man lives in Newark, j
Ohio. Mr. Murshull made a catupulgu j
speech there last fall. When he wus
about half through, a man made his j
way quietly from the rent of the room
up to the edge of the plutform, wult
ed until Mr. Marshall paused to swal- j
low. at the end of the paragraph, and
then offered to shake hands with the
vice president.
"I'm sorry, hut I'll have to bid you
good night," the inun said. "I've got
to go home now."?F. C. Kelly, lu Collier's
Weekly.
To Drive Out Malaria
And Build Up The System
Take the Old Standard GROVE'S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking, as the formula is
* printed on every label, showing it is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The
8|uinine drives out malaria, the Iron
uilds up the system. 60 cents.
Same Old Lectures.
On u certain occasion Professor
?Brnnder Matthews of Columbia university,
speaking jokingly of his age,
said he trusted that he was not so
old that the students could play on
him the trlek he once saw tried on a
senior professor in his own college
days.
"Professor Blank," he said, "was out
most venerable Instructor, and be
could be Just a little Irritable at times.
Once, noticing that a member of his
class who sat right under his eye
never took any notes or paid the
slightest attention to ids lectures, he
stopped abruptly ami demanded:
" 'See here, young man, what do you
ueau by coming Into my' classroom
day after day and never taking notes?' 1
"'I have my father's,' was the student's
complacent reply.."?Youth's
Companion.
What Ailed Smith.
A nl.itnlv ilrouoo,! ....... -?? '
.. , j v.* V.OOVU IUIIII, Willi I 111 I'llduoed
himself as Mr. John Smith,
walked Into a doctor's ofllce In n Texas
town, and, having explained his symp- '
toins, askeil the doctor how long It ;
would take to cure him. The doctor, '
who had treated the visitor with every
possible courtesy, replied:
"You will require careful treatment
under iny personal supervision for
about two months before you are able
to resume your labors in the bank." \
"Doctor, you nre fooling yourself. I
ant not Smith the banker, but Smith,
the street car driver."
"Is that so? Well, my good fel- ;
low, I don't see what you came to see
me for."
A Sad Memory.
Availing herself of her ecclesiastical
privileges, the clergyman's wife asked
questions which, coming from anybody i
else, would have been thought Import!- 1
nent.
"I presume you carry a memento of
some kind In that locket you wear?"
she said.
"Yes, ma'am." said the parishioner,
"It Is a lock of my husband's hulr."
"Hut your husband Is still alive," the j
lady exclaimed. j
"Yes, ma'am, but his hair Is gone." i
A Call to ^
Tour Grocer
will bring a
I package of
Grape-Nuts
A delicious,
healthful food j
* and a pleasing
lesson in
economy. j
-"There's & Reason"
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RECOGNIZE WOMAFAS~EQUAL ~
Heads of Industrial Plants Say She '
Can Do Any Work Consistent With
Strength Better Than Man. '
Once limn pretended to place woman
on a pedestal and worship her. '
Now, according to Donald Wllhelm, '
who reports "The Confessions of n
Munition-Maker" In the Century, he j
Is forced to recognize her as an equal, 1
and respect her. The quotation helow
states the opinion of a hard-headed
factory foreman, on the Importance t
of women In the world of labor:
"Welch, one can see, Isn't emotional.
One can trust his Judgment of I
women. I
"That Ik why I whs glad he was
present In the officers' room of the ,
company eating quarters when the re- ?
port was made In detail of the strike
scheduled to take place the follow- !
Ing Monday mornlg. He made a
speech, saying: ! j
" 'Gentlemen, we've all known worn- J
en practically all our lives. Most of
us get to thinking that a woman can't J
do mechanical work because they're c
always willing to let a man use the t
hammer, that being something he a
thinks he can do. Hut a woman can 5
do it. A woman can do anything that J
a man can do. and most things bet- |
ter, hut men can't do anything near
what women can do. Now, maybe !
you can Imagine what women can do
in mechanics, and I know what they
cnn do. Leaving out big girls, I say
women can do any klml of mechanical
work that's consistent with their
strength better than men.'
"Another superintendent, a new
man, said lie had thrown out a hunJtvd
men in his plant 'hack In Ohio'
aid put girls in their places, and he
and found them better all around."
The Listener.
"Have you any suggestions to make
about our new house, dear?"
"Yes. I wish you'd have the keyholes
made larger."
A cornet may he Just as big n nuisance
as a full-Hedged corn.
POST TOASTIES
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The goody that Is
beneficial to teeth
and stomach is
best for children.
Wrteley's is
Helpful
to all ages. It
massages and
strengthens
& the gums*
M keeps teeth
] clean and
J breath sweet.
I aids appetite
I and digestion.
I The
Flavor
Lasts
FRESH - CRISP -WHOLESOME- DELICIOUS
THE SANITARY METHODS APPLIED IN THB
MAKING OP TUBS* BISCUITS MAKE
THEM THB
STANDARD EXCELLENCE
W tWUr bM Mum. or if not tu shonht. I
tA*k him or writ* us qivtnj his oam<.
CHATTANOOGA BAKERY c*Ar?iXf
How, Indeed.
"How cim you export to mtirry my
laughter when you liuvo no money?"
"How could you expect ine to inarry
:ter If I did have?"?Judge.
Michigan Is the lending state In the
uanufaetiire of sand lime brick, folowed
by Minnesota and New York.
If your eyra amort or feel acnldrd. Rosnan
Eye lJalrnm applied upon tcolng to bed
M Juat the thin* to relieve them. Adv.
The limn who itches for a thing may
ret It by lively scratching.
A OIIADtllTcrn
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DAY FEVER-ASTHMA
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ntboutaoy question If this remedy does not benefit
rrery cane or Asthma. Bronchial Asthma and tbe
IsthmaUo ?y Bopuimi accompany Ins Hay rvrer. Mo
Bauer bow violent the attacks or obstinate the cam
A DR. R. SCHIFFMANN'S W%
AsthmadoR
AND ASTHMADOR CIGARETTES
msltlvely gives INSTANT HIURF In every case
.nd ban permanently cured thousands who had been
onsldered Incurable, after having tried every other
aeana of relief Id vain. Asthmatics should avail
bemselvea of this guarantee offer through their own
irugglst. Buy a W-cent package and present this
.nnouueement to jour druggist. You will be the
ole judge as to whether yon are benefitted and the
irugglst will give you back your money If yon are
lot. We do not snow of any fairer proposition
rhlch we could make. [6]
I. Schilfmann Co., Proprietors, St. Paul, Minn.
ImalariaI
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H. N. Us CHAKLOTTK, I NO. 34^ai7'
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i Lemon Juice
For Freckles
i Girls! Make beauty lotion at
; home for a few cents. Try it!
Squeeze the juice of two lemons into
a bottle - containing three ounces of
orchard white, shake well, und you
have a quarter pint of the best freckle
' and tan lotion, and complexion beautiller,
at very, very smull cost.
Your grocer has the lemons and any
drug store or toilet counter will supply
three ounces of orchard white for a
few cents. Mnssage this sweetly fragrant
lotion Into the face. neck, arms
and hands each dny and see how
freckles and blemishes disappear and
how clear, soft and white the skin be
wuico. its i ii is narmtess. Adv.
Now She's Angry.
J He?I wonder what the meaning of
that picture is? The youth and tin*
maiden are in a tender attitude.
She?Oh. don't you see? lie has
Just nsked her to marry him, and she
is accepting him. How sweet! What
does the artist call the picture?
He (looking uliout)?Oh, I see. It's
written on a curd at the bottom?
"Sold."
One bottle of Dr. Peery*s "Dead Shot**
will save you money, time, anxiety and
health. One dose sufficient, without Castor
OU la addition. Adv.
Lots of men who have an aim in life
lack ambition.
get Contents 15 Fluid Drachnj
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I ALCOHOL 3I'Elt LHiNT. ,
fi ! AVc?e! able Preparation frrAs
2ic pKl similntimJtheFoodljyRe^ula-!
i; Thlrcbj' Promoting Di^cbUoa
1*?tL r Cheerfulness andRcstCon^ins
rSSjv i neither Opium. Morphine nor
5|Sg. ; Mtaeral. Not Narcotic
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*ft U 2 3 A helpful Remedy for !
! Constipation and Diarrhoea.
Ct-Sfi ii and Feverishness ana .
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GIRL OF 14 SOLDIER'S WIFE
While Her Husband Fights in France
Young Bride Will Go to
School in This Country.
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A fourteen-year-old sehoolgirl be1
came at soldier's wife in Brooklyn re|
eontly, tluis following the example of
! her mother, who heenine the liriile of
! ore of Uncle Sam's men in khaki 14
1 months ago.
Mat tie Lee Hmlsheth of DoukIhs,
Ariz., was the latest bride, says the
Brooklyn Ka^le. The soldier hoy who
iiccuiiit] iiit iiiisiaiiiii is I'UVKI I'.Ugene
Henry of Spring. Tex. The bridegroom
is only twenty-two. and n iiiemher of
the Twenty-second infnntry, now stationed
ut Fort Ilnniiltoii.
The girl's stepfather went abroad
with General l'ersliing ami is now
"somewhere in France." llis wife
planned to Join iiiin ami came Fast.
While waiting passoprts here In
(laughter met llenry, with whom she
heeame acquainted in Arizona two
years ago.
While the bride's mother is absent
! in France her daughter will remain
here and will attend school.
SKIN TORTURES
That Itch, Burn and Scale Quickly Relieved
by Cutlcura?Trial Free.
It takes about ten minutes to prove
that a hot hnth with Pntimipn Q???
..v, ... .. OUUll
j followed bj gentle applications of
Cutlcura Ointment will afford relief
and point to speedy healment of
eczemas, itchings and Irritations. They
are ideal for all toilet purposes.
Free sample each by mad with Book.
Address postcard. Cuticura. Dept. I*
Boston. Sold everywhere.?Adv.
Its Aspect.
"Yours must be n wiir garden."
"What do you inetut?"
"1 notice it is full of tings."
Sometimes you can pick out fools by
h-lr questions and wise ones by their
unswers. And sometimes you can't.
UGH! CALOMEL MAKE!
GLEAN Lie ID
Just Oncel Try "Dodson's Liver
pated, Headachy?Don't I
Liven up your sluggish liver! Feel ba
fine and cheerful; make your work a wl
pleasure; be vigorous and full of aui- thi
bitton. But take no nasty, danger- It
ous calomel, because it makes you
sick and you may lose a day's work. ra<
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver, inj
which causes necrosis of the bones, ini
Calomel crashes Into sour bile like vo
dynamite, breaking it up. That's yo
when you feel that awful nausea and bo
cramping.
Listen to me! If you want to enjoy ve
the nicest, gentlest liver and bowel ca
cleansing you ever experienced just dr
take a spoonful of harmless Dodson's IX
Liver Tone. Your druggist or dealer ge
sells you a 50 cent bottle of Dodson's wl
Liver Tone under my personal money- Is
Sold for 47 y?an. For Malarl
a Fine General Strengthening
Children <
What is OA
Castoria is a harmless substitute for
and Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant.
Morphine nor other narcotic substanc
For more than thirty years it has b<
relief of Constipation, Flatulency,
tdlaying Feverishness arising there!
Stomach and Bowels, aids the as;
healthy and natural 6leep. The
Mother's Friend.
GENUINE CASTC
Bears the Sig
In Use For Ovc
The Kind You Have
THR C1NTAUN COM PAN >
One-Sided Recognition.
They passed on the street without
! speaking, hut tlieir eyes laid mutual di
recognition and challenge. She was
! ueeoinpanied l?y a female friend, ?in?* tli
he had a male eompanton. When they ?
had passed the girl said: p
"That was poor Jack Jurgens. lie
didn't speak, but you noticed his look,
didn't you? l'oor boy, it hurts me to
think how he has never got over my
refusal to marry him. Of course he
was all broken up at the time, hut I
thought lie would soon get over it.
lie's thinner, isn't he? I do hope that
lie hasn't plunged into dissipation, lie !
couldn't trust himself to speak, could
he? Oh, dear!"
And the man was saying:
"'I dd you see how that dame gave
me the eye? I suppose I should have
spoken to her, because I can't help
thinking I've met her somewhere her
face Is familiar, hut I can't place her."
?Cleveland Plain Dealer.
His Theory.
"Does your husband subscribe to the
theory that kissing transmits germs?"
"No; lie thinks that germs are most
ly transmitted by money, and i< very
careful not to hand me any."
Acid Htoinach, Heartburn and Nausea
quickly disappear with the use of Wright's
Indian Vegetable I'illa. Send for trial box
to 372 l'carl St., New York. Adv.
Not a Rare Case.
"Do you love your mu-in-luw?"
"You bet I do. My wife wou.'J break
my neck If I didn't."
One of the beat grades of Italian
cheese Is ?y?ld only after It has been
! seasoned for at least four years. i
j
The cost of experience Is never fully
reali7.ed until one goes to law.
Better borrow from a pawnbroker *
than a friend. to
When Vour Eyes Need Care ?
Try Murine Eye Remedy
Ky? Comfort. M coats at n
OramUU vr mall. Writs for rraa Book. i i
MniMBRK UMBOI CO.. CUICAOO , y,
) YOU SICK!
BOWELS IKY WHY
Tone" When Bilious, ConstiLose
a Day's Wnrk
ck guarantee that each spoonful
11 clean your sluggish liver better
in a dose of nasty calomel and that
won't make you sick.
Dodson's Idver Tone Is real liver
?dlcine. You'll know It next mornbecause
you will wake up feel;
fine, your liver will be working,
ur headache and dizziness gone,
ur stomach will be sweet and your
wels regular.
Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely
getablo, therefore harmless and
nnot salivate. Give it to your chilen.
Millions of people are using
idson's Liver Tone Instead of danrous
calomel now. Your druggist
11 tell you that the sale of calomel
almost Btopped entirely here.?Adr.
SHITffs
lTonic
la. Chills and Fever. Also
Tonic. 80c ar.4 91.00 at all Drug Star*
Cry For
lSTORIA
Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops
It contains neither Opium,
:e. Its age is its guarantee,
sen in constant use for the
Wind Colic and Diarrhoea;
Tom, and by regulating the
similation of Food; giving
Children's Panacea?The
)RIA ALWAYS
ir 30 Years
Always Bought
r. N It W V O H K CITV.
Might Have a Bearing.
"Is it iUmmI pMHt 'C drawn nil SunIV?"
"I Opium. Tlmy <ln say tin* bettor
m day the bettor the ili'cd "
IN BED FOR WEEKS
Nr. Smith Was in a Bad Way,
But Doan's Restored Him to
the Best of Health.
In April, 1916, I^nuis Smith, 90 Now
St., 1 lackeiisack, N. J., said: "Words
fful to describe the misery I endured
from kidney complaint. In my work I
have to do a lot of heavy lifting und
?this weakened my kidneys.
At first 1 only suffered
from n slight backache,
but nlinost before I knew
it, 1 was all bent over like
^inan a hundred years
"I began to grow worse
as the days passed and
finally I had to take to
Mr. Smith, my bed where 1 remained
for we eW My head pained tcr- I
ribly and my back just tblobbed. I I
was always dizzy and it seemed as if
everything was whirling. Little black
species came before my eyes and I also
suffered from painful and scanty passages
of the kidney secretions. Everything
seemed dark and dreary.
"Itoan's Kidney Pills completely
cured me and 1 am enjoying the (jest of
health now."
"Sworn to before me."
K. M. Johnson. Justice Peace.
On March 19, 1917, Mr. Smith added:
"I will never forget what Itoan's have
done for me. \\ henever I catch cold
on my kidneys, I can depend on Itoan's
to tix me up all right."
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for MORPHINE and
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I'OI.VtOlfM Cobbli-ra. i.m i.
id Ki-d llliea, Maine grown, for stiipmrnt
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