?t?^;. "X^' ' *wttll losplcloc^
V' ? i>>w^?tJ!^ **
* lb# peritited.0' ^ ' ?* fried sole,
Fi' ' !''i MtlH he tonarled. *1 ate the tinner*
Whoever TowNccda General Totric
The Old Standard G^Aes Tasteless
vbill Tonic fa equally valuable u a Ota
oral Tonic bwttm it contains the wall
l(?Own tonic properties of QUININE and
magmmm IRON. It acta on dm Liver, Drivea out
Malaria. Enriches the Blood and Bttilda
ap the Whole System. SO cents.
"Joslah," said Mrs. Hawbuck, "I
hope you kept your* head while you
were in New York." ' *
"I did, Martha," was the humble reply,
"but I guess it was only because
none o' them sharpers had any use
. Good health depends upon good digestion.
Safeguard your digestion snd you ,
safeguard your health. Wriarht'a Indian 1
Vegetable Pills provide the safeguard. A
v medicine as well as a purgative. Adv.
The Lost Words.
? ."I shan't waste, uny words on you."
"If you use any at all on me you
Don't Poi
r*>ORTY YEARS AGO almost ever]
? l* PABEGORIO or laudanum to m
I deep, and a FEW DROPS TC
FROM "WSOH THERE IS NO WA
' hare been killed or whose health has b
nam and morphine, each of which is a
are prohibited from selling either of th
to anybody without labelling them " p
is: *iA medicine which relieves pain a*
ohi doses product stupor, coma, com
' , small of medicines containing opium are
of " Drops," "Cordials," "Soothing Syr
medicine to be given to your children
> of what it is composed. OASTORIA
CONTAIN NARCOTICS, if it bean th
of Chas. H. Fletcher.
Genuine Castoria always bears the el
I Good for Malaria, constipation I
' biliousness ?a fine tonic, J9
H Guaranteed or moneg back I
Kg A?K y*ur <i?Wr 9
|B*hrens Drujf Co.,Waco.T<*x. 1
UQiBffl
I Reduce* Bursal Enlargements,
II Thickened, Swollen Tissues,
Q Curbs, Filled Tendons, Sore*
|[ ness from Bruises or Strains;
jg y stops opavin umtneu, allays pain.
Jem Does not%lister, remove the hair or
lay yp the horse. $2.00 a bottle
at druggists or delivered. Book 1 M free.
ABSORBINE, JR., for mankind?an
antiseptic liniment for bruises, cuts, wounds,
strains, painful, swollen veins or glands. It
heals and soothes. $1.00 a bottle at druggists
or postpaid. Will tell you more If you
L . write. Made in the U. 8. A. by
W. f.YOUNO, P. D. F.,?1tTsesls?, tsrlngflsldtMass.
" ^^ SSeWeeSS^SSSWSWWS^BBBWBWWWWBBMBW^^^
(Every Woman Want*]
b* mmm~ iJ
. FOR PERSONAL HYGIENE
. Dnsolvsd hi wear for dooehes stops
pelvic cstarrlk, ulceration sad inflsLmestion.
Ksoososssdsd by (.ydia E.
Malcham Med. C<% lor tea years.
A heeling wonder for nasal catarrh,
sere threat and sore eyes. Economical.
GREEN MOUNTAIN
ASTHMA
; TREATMENT
a \i Htandard .remedy (or fifty
^ f J jr yearsand result of many years
jvviPexpeneooe in mttacni of
? throat^and hang totmi bj
Proo Sample and Practical
T *" ilillMl Tr*atl?eon Aalhma.UncauM,
^MHHb treatment, Mc..Mnt upon re4VHPBP
quaal. tW. All.OOatdruffglat*.
&akiv ^ 'i'>Ep.Jp??. -' ; "" ' H? OUILD CO., Rupert, Vt.
I LABORERS ? Whit* and Colored
Sttady Work - Rood Wafts
Excellent opportunity for. handy man to
drniM in all trade*. Can also nae all
daaae* ol Mechanics at Good Wages.
r > I Apply in paraon to r
' ' ' ' MMSf still Co., Sparrow's Pihrt, Ml
DR. TANNER'S
FAMOUS DYSPEPSIA TABLETS
SKAi ?* , tptfok Relief for Batefelnf and Stomach 3un
Atwdys Successful?Suffer No More
Obtainable b> wall only ? tte. We and 11.00.
DR. TANNER REMEDY CO.
P.O. POXtOM - SOCTOW. MASS.
OLO FALSE TEETH WANTED
P* J
" ? *** ("J** ^t4< T**^rt? **'?.' Bg*Cil |*V"
\; *:-.\;,
>' . '-.' > . * -
la! Ob. do not send me away, I Implore
yotu My piraaip?my onion, my
tnralp-top, my htfy little leekr
8he rooe to her feet.
"fnagr she biased. "Wireworml
Allotment thief! Yon dare to come to
me with vain com oilmen ta? Bat I con
see*tlirough you. You call me a chaste
potato, while at the same time, copying
the ways of the murderous green fly,
yon seek to pull me down to your own
Ttle and stagnant level! Begone I"
And he went-?JUindon Ideas.
HAVE SOFT, WHITE HANDS
Clear Skin and Good Hair by Using
Cut leu ra?Trial Free.
The Soap to cleanse and parity, the
Ointment to soothe and heat Besides
these fragrant, super-creamy emollients
prevent little skin troubles be*
coming serious by keeping the pores
free from obstruction. Nothing better
at any price for all toilet purposes.
Free sample each by mall with Book.
Address postcard. Cutleura, Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere;?Adv.
______ 4
Love isn't blind. A girl in love can
see'ten times morc^in the object of her
affection than anyone else tan.
Widows frequently lead bachelors to
the marriage altar; they have been
there before and know the way.
son Baby.
r mother thought her child most have
ake it sleep. Theee drugs will produce
>0 MANY will produoe the SLEEP
cncn v.? .L .uu ?,?
lutiu, WW'1J MS UiO UIUUUW WUU
?en rulnea for life by paregoric, laxflanarootio
product of opium. Druggists
e narcotics named to children at all, or
olson." The definition of " narcotic"
id produces deep, but which in poieon*
mtsiona and death." The tame And
i disguised, and sold under the names
ope, etOt You should not permit any
without you or your physician know
DOES NOT
a signature ^nature
Safe Advertising.
Au Amsterdam avenue delicatessen
dealer has renched the pinnacle of advertising
ingenuity In his efforts to sell
more eggs than his competitors. His
window displays the following sign:
"Guaranteed fresh eggs 62 cents a
dozen. Five cents for each bad egg
returned."
The risibilities unconsciously rise at
the thought of a respectable gentleman
walking abont Amsterdam avenut
carrying an egg that has been
boiled and In the process of breaking
for breakfast has displayed unmistakably
vicious tendencies, inquiry at
the shop revealed that the proprietor
has yet to pay out the first nickel for a.
returned egg, and he still insists that
the advertising idea is a good one.?
New York Sun. * *
Splendid Medicine
For Kidneys, Liver
and Bladder
Fbr the* past twenty years I hare been
acquainted with your preparation. Swamp*
Root, and all those prho have had occasion
to use such a medicine praise the
merits of Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root; specially
has it been very useful in cases of
catarrh or inflammation of the bladder. I
firmly believe that it is a very valuable
medicine and recommendable for what it
is intended. * Very
truly yours,
DR J. A. COPPEDGE,
Oct. 26, 1910. Alanree^ Texas.
Prove What Swamp-Root Wilt D^W Yea
Send ten cents to Dr. Kiliper 4 Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample sise
bottle. It will convince anyone. You
will also receive a booklet of valuable
information, telling about the V yeys
and bladder. When writing, be sure and
mention this papsr. Regular fifty-cent
and one-dollar sise bottles for sale at all*
drug stores.?Adv,
He Was Sorry He Spoke.
"Why, you women ought to be thankfeel
tftw.O A- a. It? a- -
1111 nun jrou u? uui nve in ioreign
countries, where they yoke up women
with mules and innke them pull together,"
said a rough opponent of woman
suffrage to a gentle, but strongminded
suffragist.
"You are married, are you not?" she
asked.
"Yes!" he snapped.
"Well," she rejoined, "then foreign
countries nre not the only ones in
which women are yoked with mules."
Training for "Punch."
' An English youngster was asked to
give a definition of a He. f
"It's a Hun truth, sir," he answered.
The average girl believes that an engagement'Is
one continuous round of
pleasure. And very often It Is.
?-p
If Worms or Tip*wtrm persist to rs?r
system. It Is bsosiuso you hsv* n?i
the real Verrolfure. Dr. Ptirfi "OMd'lket"
One <Mt deea the work. Adv.
United States 81*017 has bou?it 4,000
~?!5e*e*sss?
CnvtA Orwilalei Eyelids,
sore srjssist&'se
Eyes iMsa;
, -W \ Jwt Bye Cotnfort. At
Draffistt cm by mail Stc per Bottle. Nartaa
fieSebeinTubei 25c. For Se?4e! tbeEye
VMS uk Mm In' ffyt Iweady U, Chkage
# R1 Change <tf Ufe sad
jHa%rtts
tfaas. I wis fa s
SSs&ssli';
wss unfit to do our
work. A friend
l?&?$fa&J3
I 0 egetable ComH
pound, which I did.
and it fasi helped me in -vrery way. I
am not nearly eo nerrpna. no headache
or pain. ?I mnit eay that Lydia B.
Pinkham a Vegetable Compound is the
Mlt WmoHv tn* *4i>lr tmrnan mh t,V.
?Mr*. Margaret Quinn, Rear 269
Worthen St., Lowell, Min.
Other warning symptoms are a aenae
of suffocation, hot flashes, headache*,
baekachea, dread of impending evil,
timidity, aoonda in the ears, palpitation
of the heart, aperka before the eyes,
irregularities, constipation, variable
appetite, weakness, inquietude, and
dizziness,. *
If yoo need apedal advice, write to
the .Lydie E. Pinkhem Medicine Co.
(confidential), Lynn, Maaa.
ECZEMA!?
Money buck without question A'
If HUNT'B CURE falls in the 1
treatment of ITCH, ECZEMA, sft
RINGWORM,'TETTER or other f Of?<N|1 i
Itching akin diseases. Price 'Til I
60c at druggists, or direct from /*I# / /1
Al.aiclnrtiMetfleHNCe. StaneaaTes. I Al II
Aroueed, Then Mollified.
Mr. Blnks?I met a woman today
that 1 thought a good deal of once.
Mrs. Blnks?Oh, you did?
"Yes. I used to do iny very best to
please her."
"Humph!" ,
"I did everything I could to win hpr '
affection."
"My gooduess!" %
"And fit" ltflfit T Hottonad *nwo/.!# *h?*
I succeeded."
"Wha"?
"She granted all that I asked, and by
so doing made me the happiest man
alive."
' Merciful"?
"I asked her to come up to the house
with me today, but she had some shopping
to do, and cannot get here until
supper time."
"Mr. Sinks, I am going to my mother."
"She isn't home, my denh It was
your mother that I met. tlhe gave me 1
you."?Pittsburgh Chronicle.
?
Flight of Time.
"I saw him kiss you,'* cried her dear- j
est girl friend. . %
"I acknowledge It," she answered,
unexpectedly.
"Ooo-oo-ooh I"
, "Don't squeal. We are engaged."
'Slnqe when?"
"Slqce then."
"Did he kiss you before or after he
DroDOsed to you?"
"I can't tell yon that. In the excitement
of the moment I didn't keep
track of the minor dotails."?Cleveland
Plain Dealer. ,
+ m
Innuendo.
MI took first prize at the dog show,"
remarked Flubdub. *
"What were you entered oa?" Inquired
Wombat with an lrrit&tlbg
smirk.?Kansas City Journal.
Outclassed.
"Does your dog ever growl ?"
"No. He knows that my husband
#has him hopelessly outclassed." #
<. 4 V
Preparing
I
for Tomorrow
?..
Many people seem able
to drink coffee for a time
without apparent harm, but j
when health disturbance,
even though slight, follows j
coffee's use. it is wise to I
investigate.
Thousands of homes,
where'coffee was found to
disagree, have changed the
family table drink to
I \
Instant
Postvm
With improved health,
and it usually follows,
the change made becomes
a permanent one. It pays
to prepare for the hedth
?"""
^ "There's a Reason" j|
mm ww w w b
' . ' . '
New Discovery! Takes PI
Work Without Ma!
Saiivat
I d?scovere3 8 vegetable comp<
the work of dangerous, sickening
want etfery reader of this paper
1 2f 2i. A .1.
ana 11 u aocsni siraignien you
quicker than salivating calomel j
the store and get your money.
1 guarantee .that one Spoon fu
Lhrer Tone will put your sluggisl
and clean your thirty feet of tow
bile and constipation poison whi
your system and making you feel
I guarantee that one spoonful c
liquid liv.er medicine will relieve th
iousness, coated tongue, ague, mat
ach or any other distress caused b
as quickly as a dose of vile, nau:
besides it will not make you sick 01
PARAFFIN CAN BE CLEANED
?1
Do Not Throw 't Away Because It
Has Become Dirty, Says Specialist
of Agricultural Department. 9
Paraffin that has become unclean *
through usage In cunning and preserving
mary be cleaned and reused.
Don't throw It nway because dlrt?
and trash have become mixed with lc.
Many times It con be cleaned with a
brush In cold water. ?
If this does not remove all the dirt,
saya a specialist of the United States (
department of agriculture, heat the
paraffin to boiling and strain It through (
two or three thicknesses of cheesecloth
placed over a funnel, or "a thin
layer of absorbent cotton over one
thick'noss of cheesecloth may be used ,
as the strainer.
One straining should be sufficient (
ordinarily, but if the paraffin still is
unclean, heat and strain again. Any
paraffin lodging In the strainer may
be recovered by heating the cloth and
pouring the hot liquid Into nnother
strainer. . .
< UMMMIMllMMIlillMI
i: Girls! Use Lemons!
! [.take a Bleaching, jj
Beautifying Cream ij
< * ?
The juice of two fresh lemons strained
Into a bottle containing three ounces
of orchard white makes a whole auar
tec pint of the most remarkable lemon
akin beantlfler at aboat the cost one
mast pay for a small jar cf the ordl
nary cold creams. Care should be taken
to strain the lemon jnlce through a
line cloth so no lemon pulp gets In,
then this lotion will keep fresh for
months. Every woman knows that lemon
juice Is used to bleach and remove
such blemishes as freckles, sallowness
and tan and Is the Ideal skin softener,
amoothener and beautlfier. ,
Just try It! Get three ounces of
orchard white at any pharmacy and
two lemons from the grocer and make
up a quarter pint of this sweetly fragrant
lemon letlon and massng6 It daily
Into the face, neck, arms and hands. It
naturally should help to soften, freshen,
bleach and bring out the roses and
beauty of any skin. It Is simply mar- I
velous to' smoothen rough, red hands. |
Adv.
k
Have a Private Latch Key.
A teacher In an Indiana school sn/B
that she used to think there was a
chance for careful- wmlturv fnllr tn an.
cape germs, but since holding an examination
recently she 'has given up
hope. In this examination the question
was asked:
"What is bacteria, and how, do they
enter the body?" "
And one eighth-grade pupil gave the
discouraging answer: .
"Bacteria Is germs, and they get into
the human body by means of a rusty
nail."?Indwianapolls News. v
*
Advancing Civilization.
As a proof that civilization Is advancing,
It may be pointed out that
African traders, who used to supply
Uganda with rum, calico, brass wire
and beads, are now doing a flourishing
trade in wrist watches.
* 11
The trouble.
"Whatcha looking so blue about,
nM
"Oh, tny wife wants more clothe*,
though all the year hoy wardrobe baa
been oTenmbacribed." '"*
w
arc lm Stood-Shot ?ye?. Watery Bye*
#
If worryiog would keep a woman
thin, there would be no fat women.
1 9 ' ' 1
. Logic proves or disproves all things,
bat accomplishes not any of thfaa.
' ' ' ' j:
> . VA" /},*>'* ' S j
jf'i ' " ^ ' i -M 1
: t ; ' ~S\? \
*bmgprnHP?7 '
,y. _ # ' v
IrSffi
10 LIVLI
ace of Dangerous Calomel
king You Sick?Eat Anythi
e?Don't Lose a Day's \
Dund that does a day's work. I;
calomel and I derful liver medic
to try a bottle Calomel is pois
up better and bones, often causi
list go back to gerous. It sick*
Tone is safe, pl<
M v*f -L/uujwii ** kuui^ aiiuwaiud)
i liver to work it to the children 1
els of the sour ach or shock the
ich is clogging and wake up fei
miserable. day's work.
>f this harmless Get a bottle!
ie headache, bil- what I say, tell 3
iria, sour stom- back. Every druj
y a torpid liver me and knows 0
eating calomel, vegetable medicin
keep you from ous calomeL?Ad1
we
Bold for 47 yew. l4br Mala
m Fine Qeneral Strengthenin
? Such I* Life. |
"George," she said, "am I really and
truly your little popsy wopsy?"
"The sweetest peachy weacliy In existence,"
declared George.
"And you've never, never loved another
girl?"
"There Isn't another girl In the world
worth a thought, sweet."
"What makes you love me so,
George?"
"Just because I can't hqlp It,
preclousest."
"Am I ah angel, George?"
"An elf, petsie. The daintiest little
fairy that ever drew breath."
"Oh, my true knight 1" she sighed.
"Good night. Good night."
And five minutes later the daintiest
flttle fairy that ever drew breath was
snapping ma's head oft because the
bread and cheese and pickled onions
were not laid out for supper; whilst
fhn ffftin lrnlrrKf wafl II'KI orvrtrl r% r? nutAot
kMv ?vuv Auigut nuo nuio|/viiug oncci
nothings to the golden-haired barmaid
at the Fan and Feathers, and asking
her If she had a fancy to go to the
pictures next Friday.?London TitBits.
' ,
On Will Training.
The magazines kdvertlse many books
on will training. Bach of Ithem promises
to heal the sick self, ttf> strengthen
the feeble knees, to turn the poor In
heart into dominating personalities, to
make live wires out-of hand bound
brains. Pleasant Is the picture, very
pleasant and alluring, which these advertisements
paint of the future. Your ,
inhibitions shall be cast out of you,
they shall perhaps entei* Into your
Gadarene competitors, who shall be
driven violently down a steep place
into the sea, leaving your once faint
heart free to win fair wages. Unless,
indeed,) your competitors happen to
better their wills by buying nnd reading
the same books, id which case the
future looks leas clear.?The Net. Republic.
v ... ?, Tstterlne
Conquers Poison Ofk.
I enclose GO cents In stamps for a box
of Tetterlne. I have poison oak on mo
again, and that Is all that has over cured
It. PleaSe hurry It on to
M. E. Hamlett
Mont alba, Tex., May 21, '08.
Tetterlne cures Ecrema, Tetter, Ring
Worm, Itching Piles, Old Itching Sores,
Dandruff, Chilblain* and every form of
8calp- and 8kln Disease. Tetterlne 60c;
Tetterine Soap 25c. Tour druggist, or by
mall from the manufacturer. The Shuptrlne
Co., Savannah, Qa.
With every mall order for Tetterlne we
give a box'of Shuptrlne'a 10c Diver Pills
free. Adv.
1 f |
In Out* Boarding House.
"That new couple look a? if they had |
some guilt? secret." j
"They have." j
^Hub?" ' 1
"They kept house onoie, but they dop't
want to do anything *Bhat will add to
the landlady's power by letting, her
know they didn't make a nucciss of
It"?Louisville Courier-Journal.
Uflhl
He started to take a nap In the barber
chair but awoha wlIk a terrible
tart ' . 'r f"Have
a baft drtav, air?" asked
thl sympathetic barber.
"You bet I dkh I dreamed the boy
was blacking my #Wte sheas." .
?? lilt/ il W !>< < %
' Not Worth FoWfnfl.
. Harper?You cant fool $11 of the
people all at thoftlme.
Sharper?I 4?Y waht.to} Lots of
pgople haven't any money.
' 11] ml ' i <
The fellow who' marrlea the woman
who jSever mnflea aeod not expect a
hilarious time on thy matrimonial sea.
.'1 " ~ '1
TAKE
R TONE 1
I ' v
I s >> < ; > * ^ '
?It Puts Your Liver T<J
ng?It Can Not .
Vorki J$B
want to see a bottle of this won- ^.3
:inc in every home here. <
on?it's mercury?it attacks the * ;'H|
ng rheumatism. Calomel is dan- {
ms?while my Dcdson's Liver
:asant and harmless. Eat any- fP&gS*!
because it can not salivate. Give
because it doesn't upset the stomliver.
Take a spoonful tonight
cling fine and ready for a full v ,
_ . : i
Try it! If it doefen't do exactly
wur dealer to hand your money '-Vi
jgist and store keeper here knows
f my wonderful discovery of a
e that takes the place of dangerL7
* \ *
* "y . ""M
ISMITHs
lTonic
ria, Chilis and Fever. Also
a Tonic. 60c ul 91.00 at all Dro* Staim.
LOOKED LIKE INVERTED RAIN
Bullets From Machine Guns Gave Od<9
Impression to Aviator at Whom
They Were Aimed.
It will bo enslly understood, writes
nir., <j. u. urey, in "Tales of tlie Flying
Service," that before a bullet that
has been shot straight upward begins
to fall there must be a point where It
stands (lead still, and that for the last
part of Its upward path It trnvels very
slowly. One officer of my acquaint- ?.
ance told me, after some months of
war, that his most curious experience
was when once, and once only, he discovered
the exact extreme range point.
He was flying along quite peacefully
on a bright sunny morning at an altitude
of n little over 8,00ft feet, without
worrying about anything, when suddenly
he saw something bright dart past
the side of the machine. He began to
look about hi in and saw. a shade below
him and a trifle to one side, a
whole stream of little bright thlngR glittering
In the sun.
Then he realized that he had Just
struck a level that happened to be the
extreme vertical range of n machine
gun that was making uncommonly
good shooting. Other bullets from
rifles and other machine guns also
flashed Into view ns he flew along, and
when his eyes caught the right focua ?>
he could follow the slow, topmost part
of their movement for a considerable
distance. "It looked," l?e said, "Just aa
If It were raining upward," and the
phenomenon was so novel that he quite
rorgot ror n time that the "raindrops"
indicated thnt he wan unpopular wltb
someone below.?Youth's Companion.
A Ready-Witted Parson.
The evening lesson was from the
Book of Job and the minister had Just
rend: "Yen, the light of the wicked ?
shall be put out," when Immediately
the church was In total darkness."
"Brethren." said the minister w#th
scarcely a moment's pause, "In view of
the sudden and startling fulfillment
of this prophecy, we will spend a few
minutes In silent prayer for the electric
lighting company."?Boston Transcript.
That Solemn Expression. >
Two sailors were coming along the
sidewalk Just as o newly wedded coupie
came out of the church to enter an
automobile. Said one sailor: "There
goes another poor devil launched upon
the sea of matrimony." v
"Yes," said the other, "and he looks
as If he expected to strike n mine any
minute."?Boston Transcript.
At the Summer Resort.
Stella?Hello, Frank.
Bella?Now, there you bo calling
him Frank.. I am his fiancee and I
want you to understand, dearie, that I
am the only one around her who haa
the Franking privilege.
POST TOASTIES
are the newest and
knc# in AAvn dlam
wtji iti tvi 11 tiaiiCd