Fort Mill times. (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, July 19, 1917, Image 4
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CALOMEL IKES YO
ITS MERE
Straighten Up! Don't Lose a D
Liver and Bowels With
Ugh! Calomel makes you sick. Take
a dose of the vile, dangerous drug tonight
and tomorrow you may lose a
day's work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when It comes into contact
with sour bile crashes into it, breaking
it up. This is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. If you
feel sluggish and "all knocked out," If
your liver is torpid and bowels constipated
or you have headache, dizziness,
coated tongue, if breath Is bad or
stomach sour. Just try a spoonful of
harmless Dodson's Liver Tone
Here's my guarantee?Go to any
drug store or dealer and get a 50-cent
bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone. Take
a spoonful tonight and if it doesn't
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keeping. Shorthand, Typewriting and Engli
meat and Success. Great demand for gradu
Address KING'S BUSINESS COLLEGE,
ONE FISH IS SOLD FOR $329
Return of Sturgeon to Delaware River
Surprising as It Was Thought to
Have Been Exterminated.
Sturgeon fishing in the Delaware
river and hay lias allowed a surprising
Improvement over |iast years in the
number of catches and size of the tish.
the Philadelphia Iteoord states, old
river men are mystltied by the return
of the sturgeon, as it was thought these
big tish had been about exterminated.
Recently a number of exceptionally big
tish were caught, some averaging well
above 200 pounds and a few 300 pound
sturgeon have also been caught.
The cow sturgeon are Just now tilled
with roe and some of the big ones yield
from 90 to 100 pounds, selling at $2.7."?
a pound at the wharves. One fisherman
who brought in a .'100-pound sturgeon
last week was paid $.'105 for the
roe and $24 for the fish, his catch netting
him $329.
Harry A. Dulbow of l'ennsgrove.
who has been buying eavlur here for
tuuny years, says that this is one of
the best sturgeon seasons in the bt?>
.he has seen for a long time. There
Is a big demand for the roe this year,
as Importations of caviar from Russia,
where sturgeon are caught extensively,
have been cut off by the war.
A Domestic Cataclysm.
He (reading the news)?Sly dear,
I see there's another break In Clilnn.
She?I can't help it. John. Even
taking it out of her wages ";un't stoj)
her.
Constipation generally Indicates disordered
stomach, liver and bowels Wright's Indltn
Vegetable Pills restore regularity without
griping Adv.
Most tull stories are extraordinarily
thin.
GREEN MOUNTAIN
ASTHMA
TREATMENT
PhU trMtmcnl U the result of many of stody
. v andexperlenceln thespeclal treet.?+
, .<4Jm*otof dlieutiur tbcluniiiuul
NkX I/ Jf throat by the late Dr. J. 1J. Guild, '
'UiM* graduate of New York Medical Colil
it-V IVV~ ao<1 N*w *'ork Chemical La?>Bg.yasaiii"?
oratory, a practitioner In Bollerue
, J|ft- and Nrw York Charily Hospitals,
Jl J" and an eminent physician. 25c and
?n^Sl?a?AK at druggists. Fr*s and
practical treatise on Asthma, lis
4Wj|9BB caoses, treatment, etc. Hunt on
request. J. 11. GuildOo-.Hupert,W
ttflMTEBSMITH's
P (KcllTonic
Sold for 47 years. For Malaria.Chills
and Fever. Also a Fine General
Strengthening Toole* *"
For Two Dollars
I will rr,?,l 1. II ? .
Furniture Polish. Will give a high polish to
all kinds of wood. Can be made at a small
coat and sold at a big profit. Send today to
F. B. Colder, 165 Christie St., Ridgefield Park,N.J.
PILOCURA CURES PILES
The New Internal Treatment
Me sad 60c s box. Band for simple today. Mailed j
free. t'llocnra Company, Washington, 1). C. j
cczuur>
Money back without question A
If HUNT'S CUR* falls In the vf
treatment of ITCH. KC7.CMA.
RINOWORM.TETTKRorothrr f ?t?-yMll
Itching skin diseases. Price il
0c at druggists, or direct from /*{/ / / I
*a.aicktr?t HediclM C*.. tkerata.Tn. I /\ f / |
OLD FALSE TEETH WANTED
n< pay * to Bib per Ml for old falaa teeth Doeast
uattar It broken. Hnnd by parcel poet and milTt
cbeok by ratarn mall. Rank reference. Mater's
Tootb Bpaelalty, BOOT B. rtftb 8t,. Philadelphia, Pa.
j FOR PERSONAL HYGIENE
J Diiiolril la water for douches stops
pelvic catarrh, ulceration aid inflamSmtloa."1
Rocomiaended by Lydia E.
?!nkhaia MsdL Co, for tea.. years.
J A heeltap wonder for nasal catarrh,
I eore throat and sore eyes. Economical.
U SICK, UGH!
mm/ mn pii 11/attp
lUni Hnu OHUVHlLU
ay's Work! Clean Your Sluggish
"Dodson's Liver Tone."
straighten you right up and make you
feel fine and vigorous by morning 1
want you to go back to the store and
get your money. Dodson's Liver Tone
Is destroying the sale of calomel because
it Is real liver medicine; entirely
vegetable, therefore It cannot salivate
or make you sick.
I guarantee that one spoonful of
Dodson's Liver Tone will put your sluggish
liver to work and clean your bow- 1
els of that sour bile and constipated
waste which is clogging your system
and making you feel miserable. I guarantee
that a bottle of Dodson's Liver
Tone will keep your entire family feeling
fine for months. Give It to your
children. It Is harmless; doesn't gripe
and they like its pleasant taste.?Adv.
dSfcr,, Special Summer
RATES ARE NOW ON
15th and save >10 on any course. Booksh
Courses. We train for Business Employees.
Send for catalog aud full information.
,RALEIGH,N.C.,or CHARLOTTE,N.C.
Working Both Ways.
"It is tlu> early bird that catches
the worm."
"So docs the early lisli."
If you suspect that your chtld haa Worms,
a ?lriKle dose of Dr. Peary's "Dead Shot"
will settle the question. Its action upon
the Stomach and Bowels Is bcneflclal In
cither case. No second doso or after purgat
ivs accessary. Adv.
Two Standpoints.
She ?Mrs. Scraggs dresses in awful
taste.
lie?I know she does; I've tasted iter
salads.
Maybe He Was Too Weak.
"I don't believe that man was reully
hungry."
"Why?"
"lie said he hadn't hud anything to
eat for three days, and I told liiiu If
he would split that cord of wood I'd
give him his breakfast."
"Well?"
"He asked me for his breakfast first.
Any man who was really that hungry
would hfivo IllM'll "toil tn n?rn 1,1c
meal."
FRECKLES
Now la lb* Tim* to (irl Rid of Theoo
I'tlT Spots.
There's no longer the slightest need of
feeling ashamed of your freckles, as the
prescription othlne ? double strength ? Is
guaranteed to remove these homely spots.
Simply get an ounce of othlne?doubts
strength?from your druggtat. and apply a
tittle of It night and morning and you
ahould soon see that even the worst freckles
have begun to disappear, while the lighter
ones have vanished entirely. It la seldom
that more than one ounce la needed to completely
clear the skin and gain a beautiful
clear complexion.
Be sure to ask foe the double strength
othlne. as this Is sold under guarantee of
money back If It fails to remove feeckles.?
Adv.
Joke on Mother.
Returning home one afternoon, little
Richard's mother found him apparently
in great pain. Careful questioning
failed to disclose the cause of the
lad's suffering. Previous experience
told the mother that Richard probably
was in need i?f flint ??n ..l..
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with children, and she proceeded to
administer a generous portion despite
the crying resistance of Richard. A
few minutes later the boy appeared,
apparently In great glee.
"I've got a Joke on mother?I've got
a Joke on mother." lie cried.
Members of the family were curious
of course.
"Mother thought I was sick and
gave me oil. but I got the toothache,"
he exclaimed between laughs.
Richard's earlier reticence was due
to dread of the dentist's chair.?Indianapolis
News.
How He Led the Class.
There was some doubt as to whether
Johnny, age eight, of Muncie, would be
promoted this year, his mind having
run largely to baseball and other matters
extraneous to school, but he managed
to "pull through." As he came I
home waving hi*, report card bis mother
asked, rather fearfully, "And how
did you stand, son?"
"Klght nt 11??* head of the class," was
the boastful reply. "The teacher told
me that If the class were turned upside
down I'd be at the head, and It
certainly was upside down this morning,
because we didn't study or do anything
but shoot paper wads, whisper
and act up."?Indianapolis News.
The Slacker.
She- Are you going to enlist?
He?Well, I would if 1 thought I
could not pass the examination.
Canada's 1910 trade with Britain
amounted to $821.680,'408.
V isr/If 1 was
P the grocer
nothiri but
ilgggipt Post
'^g|| Tgisties
's T.- \S* '
| Lemons Beautify!
i Make Quarter Pint
| of Lotion, Cheap i:
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Here is told how to prepare an inexpensive
lemon lotion which can he used
to bring back to any skin the sweet
freshness, softness, whiteness and
beauty.
The juice of two fresh lemons strained
into a bottle containing three ounces
of orchard white makes p. whole quarter
pint of the most remarkable lemon
skin beautlfler at about the cost one
must pay for n small Jar of the ordinary
cold creams. Care should be taken
to strain the lemon Juice through a
fine cloth so no lemon pulp gets in,
then this lotion will keep fresh for
months. Every woman kngws that lemon
juice is used to blench and remove
such blemishes as freckles, sallowness
and tan, and is the ideal skin softener,
smootliener and beautlfler.
Just try it! Get three ounces of
orchard white nt ray pharmacy and
two lemons from the grocer and make
up a quarter pint of this sweetly fragrant
lemon lotion and massage it
daily into the face, neck, arms and
hands, and see for yourself. Adv.
How It Started.
"Who is that man who just spoke to
you?"
"I don't know."
"Hut he spoke as though he knew
you.
"Perhaps lie does. I may have met
III in somewhere, but I don't reealt Ills
name."
"That's queer. Men don't usually
speak to other men unless they know
them. Perhaps he's someone you're
ashamed to let me know you know."
"I tell you the man is a stranger to
me. lie may he a minister of the ros-.
pel for all 1 know."
"That isn't very likely. The few
ministers you've ever met you eould
remember easily enough. It's more
likely lie's a gambler or a barkeeper."
"fSrent Seott, woman!"
"Oh, there's no use losing your temper.
I'm Just a poor fool of a woman,
not supposed to know anything or
have any sense at all. but just the
same I'm thoroughly convinced you're
111?1 in^r something from ine."
Druggist's Experience With
Kidney Medicine
I have handled and sold Dr. Kilraer'a
Swamp-Root for some time and have
heard customers claim that it had produced
very satisfactory results in different
ailments of the kidnevs, liver and
bladder. 1 have nothing hut favorable
reports at hand and my personal opinion
is that there is not anything on the
market that will equal Swamp-Root for
disease of the kidneys, liver and bladder
and I know of a phvsieian who is a very
strong believer in the merits of SwampRoot.
Very truly yours,
TIIE J. M. WATTS MERC. STORE,
J. M. WATTS.
Sept. 29, 1918. Wattsville, Miss.
Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do For You
Send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer & Co.,
Binghamton, N. Y., for a sample size
bottle. It will convince anyone. You
will also receive a booklet of valuable
information, telling about the kidneys
ami bladder. When writing, be sure and
mention this paper. Regular fifty-cent
and one-dollar size bottles for sale at all
drug stores.?Adv.
Attacking the Weakest Point.
As a result of Ills overdevelopment
in wie wroiiK direction I>ennis, who Is
now aged ton, had been sent to bed
at an unusually early hour with strict
Injunctions that he was not even to
read. After about half an hour of
repentant quietness a subdued but Insistent
call of "mnrniie" was heard
downstairs.
"What is it?" came the impatient reply.
"Can't I read a hit of the ltihle?"
pleaded a sorrowful voice.
CUTICURA COMPLEXIONS
Are Usually Remarkably Soft and
Clear?Trial Free.
Muke Cutlcura Soap your every-day
toilet Soap, and assist It now and then
as needed by touches of Cutlcura Ointment
to soften, soothe and heal. Nothing
better to make the complexion
clear, scalp free from dandruff and
u a? - _ j*A. - *
utiHUM sou ana wimo.
Free sample each by mail with Hook.
Address postcard. Cntleura, I>ept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.?Adv.
Kind to Father.
Little miss, three years old. very ol?i
serving. called on her grandaunt the
! other day. "'Come again." said grand'
aunt in farewell.
"Father next morning said: "C.oodby.
Little Miss."
"(Jood-by. Come again." ^he replied
In polite tones.
Whenever You Need a General Tonic
Take Grove's
i ne uia oianuara troves wasteless
chill Tonic is equally valuable as a General
Tonic because it contains the well
known tonic properties ot QUININE and
IRON. It acts on the Liver, Drives out
Malaria, Enriches the Blood and Builds
up the Whole System. SO cents.
I
<'nlonibin's 101(1 export* were valued
at $27,750,081 '
ili._ iL nintiiniiiimtnttmiitmmMtg
fuLi.! Murine Is for Tired Ejes.f
r mOVI09 Red byes ? Sore Eyes ? g
E ?Or&nnlated Kyslid*. Heats ? g
; Refreshes ? Rertore*. Murine I* * Fseortts 5
" Treatment for Hyra that feel dry and Mnarv ?
5 Qlys yonr Byea aa mnch of yonr lorlnii rare s
- M yonr Teeth and with the same regularity. ~
? CUE FM THEM YOU CASROT BUT HEW ETEtl I
- Sold at Drug and Optical *V>r?a or by Mall. =
' * MarlM tys tMNdy Co.. Cklcacs. Mr Erw look =
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MRS. KIESO SICK
SEVEN MONTHS
Restored - to Health by Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, j
Aurora. 111.?"For seven long months
I suffered from a female trouble, with
severe pains in my
back and sides until
I became so weak I
could hardly walk
from chair to chair,
and got so nervous
I would jump at the
slightest noise. I
was entirely unfit
to do my housework,
I was giving
up hope of ever being
well, when my
sister asked me to
try Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound.
I took six bottles and today I
am a healthy woman able to do my own
housework. I wish every suffering
woman would try Lydia E. Pinkham^s
Vegetable Compound, and find out for
themselves how good it is."?Mrs. Carl
A. Kreso, 696 North Ave., Aurora, 111.
The great number of unsolicited testimonials
on file at the Pinkham Laboratory,
many of which are from time
to time published by permission, are
Eroof of the value of Lydia E. Pinkam'l
Vegetable Compound, in the
treatment of female ills.
Every ailing woman in the United
States is cordially invited to write to
the Lvdia E. Pinkham Medicine Co.
(confidential), Lynn. Mass., for special
advice. It is free, will bring you health
and may save your life.
SOME STRANGE INDIAN NAMES
That Red Men's Cognomens Retain Picturesqueness
Is Shown by Those
Figuring in Recent Land Sale.
That Indian names still possess their
early strength and picturesqueness Is
shown by the names that figured
prominently in tin- recent sale nt* Indian
lands in the Standing Uock reser
Mtuon in Aonii ami .South Dakota.
An inspection of the list reveals
such names as Kate Good Crow, whose
nearest neighbor is Harney Two Hears.
Mary Yellow Fat adjoins Melda Crowghost,
while Mrs. Crazy Walking, on
the southeast quarter of section ID,2325,
has prohubly reached the state indicated
by her uatue by being in the
same section with Klk Ghost.
Mary Lean Dog rather envies Agatha
Hig Shield, her aristocratic name, lu
like manner, Jennie Dog Man and
Mary Shave lleud may he all too willing
to assume on short uotlce the heroic
name borne by Morris Thundershield,
heir appareut to Long Step
Thundcrshleld.
Mrs. Did Not Hutcher, judging from
her name, is in no condition to supply
the wants for her nearest neighbor,
Mrs. Frosted lted Fish, who lives on a
half section, not far from Helen Difficult,
And on festal days there gather
such notables as Francis Many Horses,
Joseph Shoot the Hear, Mrs. Stanton
Grindstone, Mrs. No Two Horns, Plus
Hroguth, Good Voice Klk, See tho
Hear, Married to Santee, Her Holy
llond, Tiberius Many Wounds, Pius
Shoot First and Shave on tine Side.
Whitewash.
Mayor Mosey sat at a dinner in
Fort Wayne beside a pretty girl.
"Oh, Mayor Mosey," she said. "I
saw such a good film play last week?
'The Man Who Failed.* You certainly
must take it in."
Mayor Mosey frowned.
"Humph." lie said. "They're always
screening falluri i."
Two Spendthrifts.
\fnrv* 1 finnnil nc innrth ?-a.? ^^
...... %? - .'I'. ? .' Iiiuv.il un JUU UU.
Alice?l'erhaps. hut I have less to
show for the money.?T.tfe.
Both weddings and funerals admit
men to tlie silent majority.
Instant
Postum
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has taken the
place of coffee
in thousands of
American homes.
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Rich aroma
Healthful
. Economical
Sold by grocers everywhere.
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Just Talk.
"Tli?? I Inns." saltl u government ofli
clnl at luncheon, "talk hie about a
war Indemnity and annexation, but
they don't mean what they say. They
just hope by their bin talk In the beginning
to make a better bargain In
the end.
"The IIlitis.are like the elmp who entered
the banker's office and said:
'"1'ardon me, but are you carrying
Kuflicient life insurance to satisfy your
conscience?'
"T am.' said the banker, shortly.
"Could I interest you. then. sir. In
a player piano, with electrical attach i
ments at a thousand dollars?"
" 'You could not.'
"'What about n gold-mounted talking
machine In sntlnwood ease, reduced
to seven hundred and tlfty dollars?'
" 'Nothing doing.'
" 'I wonder, sir, If nn unexpurgated
set of K. 1*. Roe, full levnnt morocco. 1
blind tooled, going at five hundred dol- <
lnrs. dirt cheap, would nppeal to you?'
" 'No. It wouldn't.' i
"'Want to buy a filing cabinet, sir?'
" 'No.'
" 'Ahem. Then what would you say
to this five-cent stick of shaving soapn
nickel stick of shaving soap, just
to get rid of me? Anything doing, sir?'
"'My goodness, yes! Here! Take
this.'
" 'Thnnk you, sir, and good day.'"
Natural Fighter.
"Do you think your hoy would ho
safer at home than In the army?"
"Not a bit. Every time there is a
hall game in the neighborhood they
make him the umpire."
The o*caator.al uee of Roman Eye Balaam
at nlghrt upon retiring will prevent and reMevo
tired ayea, watery eyea, and eye atraJn.
Actr.
New styles are old ones that people
have forgotten.
Make the Auto I
I TheDixi
J Nothing like it far quick, tight
? instant use, and no trouble
needed. Attached easily and
convenience for use on the ft
c T* TH
: baves 1 lme, 1 e*
Can make a dozen trips whilt
less expense. Anyone who C
I with a DIXIE TRAILER u
for you in the fields.
The Dixie Trailer has a capi
J The body ia 4 by 5 feet inside
inch side boards and 12-inch r<
carefully and strongly made.
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Mail the attached coupon for
Council Tool Co..
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Just the thing J coun
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For Infants and Children.
Inthorc Ifnnui Thof
nuuiyig imuvv mat
Genuine Castoria
Always / ?
Bears the
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La For Over
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imiiy mars
Ml OVMTAUH iOHMNY, Nt>V VO*? QITY.
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, Good for Malaria, constipation a
biliousness ? a fine tonic. U
I Guaranteed or money back 9
A?k tjour dealer '3
Behrens Dru{| Co..Waco.Tcx. {9
t\ wsiiimumuimlameness
II from a Bone Spavin, Ring Bona,
w Splint, Curb, Side Bone, or timilax
I duiiuic ttiiu geis norsc going louna.
II It mcti mildly bat auickly and good re/
1 suits are lasting. Doe* not bllstef
or remove the hair and horse can
be worked. Page 17 in pamphlet with
each bottle tells how. $2.00 a bottle
delivered. Horse Book 9 M free.
ABSORBINE. JR., the antiseptic liniment
for mankind, reduces Painful Swellings, Enlarged
Glands, Wens, Bruises, Varicose Veins |
heals Sores. Allays Pain. Will tell you
more if you write. $1 and $2 a bottle at
dealers or dellrered. Uberal trial bottle tor 10c ?tamp?.
W. r. YOUNG. P n.P. Sorlnafiold. Mass.
Kill All Flies! MsRP?
i'laoad urwhtra.Oaltr Fly Killer attraeta and ktlla all
Slat. Naat. cjaan. ornauiantal. aonvcniont, aad cheap.
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HAROLD SOMSRS, ISO OS KAiB AVE.. WiOOHLYM M. V.
LABORERS ? Whits and Colored <
Steady Work ? Good Wages j
Excellent opportunity for handy men to [
advance in all trades. Can also use all
classes of Mechanics at Good Wages. j
Apply in person to J
Bethlehem Steel Co., Sparrow's Point, Md. I
W. N. U.f CHARLOTTE, NO. 29-19171
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r hauling. Always ready for J
to leave behind when not'
quickly to any car. A great
irtn or for general hauling. *
ims and Money |
! a team makes one. and at %
an run a car can do hauling
'hile the teams are earning *
icity of 750 to 1,000 pounds.
measurement. There are 12
smovable racks. All parts are
Wheels ? Ford type.
prices and full information. *
Wananish, N. C. ;
ICtt. TOOL CO.. Wutniih, N. C.
lend mn price* and description with fall ?
ailon regarding the Dixie Trhilor. f