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CALOMEL MAKES YOI
IT'S MERC
Straighten Up! Don't Lose a D<
# Liver and Bowels With 11
Ugh? Calomel makeB you sick. Take
a dose of the vile, dangerous drug toaight
and tomorrow you may lose u
work.
Calomel is mercury or quicksilver
which causes necrosis of the bones.
Calomel, when it comes into contact
with bout bile crashes into it. breaklag
it up. This is when you feel that
awful nausea and cramping. If you
feel sluggish and "all knocked out," if
your liver is torpid and bowels constl
faiea or you nave headache, dizziness,
coated tongue, if breath is bad or
atoinach sour, Just try a spoonful or
karmleRs Dodson's Liver Tone.
Here's my guarantee?Go to any
" 4rug store or dealer and get a 50-cent
bottle of Dodson's I.iver Tone. Take
a spoonful tonight and if it doesn't
ARE YOURHI
Thousands of Men and
Trouble and N
Nature warns ypu when the track of
health is not clear. Kidney and bladder
troubles cause many annoying symptoms
and great inconvenience both day and
light.
Unhealthy kidneys may cause lumbago,
rheumatism, catarrh of the bladder, pain
*r dull ache in the hack, joints or muscles,
at times have headache or indigestion,
as time passes you may have a salkrm
complexion, t rffy or dark circles
nnder the eyes, sometimes feel as though
yoo had heart trouble, may have plentv
af ambition but no strength, get weak
and lose flesh.
If such conditions arc permitted to
continue, serious results may be expected;
Kidney Trouble in its very worst
farm may steal upon you.
Prevalency of Kidney Disease.
Most people do not realize the alarm8PECIAL
NOYE -Y ou may obtain a sam
Sen cents to l>r. Kilmer & Co., Hinghamtoi
to prove the remarkable merit of this med
valuable information, containing many of 1
from men and women who sav thev found !
an kidney, liver and bladder troubles. The
well known that our readers are advised to i
Kilmer A Co., Binghamton, N. Y. When wi
To Look at Only.
"I think this clock Is perfectly lovely,"
snhl the fair customer, "but will
It keep time?"
"Madame," replied the salesman
coldly, "it would he as much as my
reputation Is worth to sell you a clock
3tuit would keep time. This Is an an
ti<|ue shop, and nothing modern Is tolmi
ted here."?St. Louis Post-Dispatch.
Obstinate attacks of Piles are relieved
tad the difficult stools which accompany
tbem are softened through the use of
Wright's Indiint Vegetable Pills. Send for j
trial boi to 37*2 Pearl St., New York. Adv.
Circumstantial Evidence.
"Weil, they can't say the new empress
of Austria Is crazy like others
ia the imperial family."
"Perhaps not, but to look at her
pompadour in her pictures must make
many suspect she lias rats."
A Quick Decider.
Clerk?The ilremen turned the hose
on our basement, sir, and drenched two
piles of that silk dress goods.
Merchant?Advertise a big sale of
watered silk right away.
ore Eyin, Blood-Shot Eyes. Watery Eyes,
Sticky Eyes, all healed promptly with nlghttv
applications of Human Eye HaUara. Adv.
To Be Expected.
"1 know a fellow who is cheerful and
contented, and yet lie Iras met with
aothing but reverses since lie started
5a business."
"What is lie?a philosopher?"
UV? . L .. I- - -?
, in- is it circus acronut."
By Those Who Got Left.
Tins your rich uncle's will been
probnted?"
"Yes, nml also reprobated."?Boston
Transcript.
Cause and Effect.
"Bliflins Is a true son of the soil."
Ts that why bo always looks so
seedy?"
Indigestion Is very often caused by
woman's Inhumanity to man.
For the traveler the best guidebook
Is a checkbook.
There via * little lawyer man. who gently (Bailed aa
he began her dear dead huaband'a will to acaa And think
f of hia e>oiein( fee. ha arid ta her quite tenderly "Toe
Kara a niee ' fat legate " Neit morning na he lay m bed
with pladere ea hia bnkta head, he wondered what the
deeee he'd Mid
Tbe onl> lecxy Vrfi la toik ptofk It poor tiaoach
a lib a Itnjrn.) ta aervoat laditMffae. ar dytprptla
- - - ik.t -w? -i? -. - 1 1
? vi inc iiMrorr unci CMittfation
For mart lh?n hill century g ready remedy
m (oanilrvt thousand* o( households in every dim*
Green's
August Flower
has been successfully used for the relief
of stomach and liver troubles all over
the civilized world. All druggists or
dealers everywhere have it in 25c. and
75c. sizes. Try it and see for yourself.
KT^Sj PARKER'S I
HAIR BALSAM
A toilet prepnrntlo.* of merit.
JLa )l?lpo to radical* dandruff.
B For Rvolorin* Color and
Baautjr loCrir or Faded Hair.
^andgtOOatOrutfirtata^^ I
j?L? KODAKS & SUPPLIES
rflQlTl? We alao do higbeut elaan of flniahlng.
I Bnv tla Prloea and Catalogue upou requent.
"iC+J S. Galeiki Optical Ca., Rirkmood, Va.
tt. N. U., CHARLOTTE, NO. 53-1910.
J SICK, UGH! I
URY AND SALIVATES
iy's Work! Clean Your Sluggish
'Dodson's Liver Tone."
straiguiei? you right up and make you
feel fine and vigorous by morning 1
want you to go back to the store and
get your money. DodBon's Liver Tone
is destroying the sale of calomel because
it is real liver medicine; entire- !
ly vegetable, therefore it cannot salivate
or make you sick.
I guarantee that one spoonful of '
TV>dsnn's Liver Tone will put your slug- i
gish liver to work and clean your bowels
of that sour bile and constipated
waste which is clogging your system
and making you feel miserable. I guarantee
that, a bottle c* Dcddor.'s Liver
Tone will keep your entire family feeling
fine for months. Give it to your
children. It is harmless; doesn't gripe
and they like its pleasant taste.?Adv. I
)NEYS WEAK?
Women Have Kidney
>ver Suspect It.
ing increase and remarkable prevalence
of kidney disease. While kidney disorders
are among the most common diseases
that prevail, they are almost the
last recognized by patients, who usually
content themselves with doctoring the
effects, while the original disease may
constantly undermine the system.
If you feel that your kidneys are the
cause of your sickness or run down condition.
try taking Dr. Kilmer's SwampRoot,
the famous kidney, liver and bladder
remedy, because as soon as your kidneys
improve, they will help the other
organs to health.
If you are already convinced that
Swamp-Root is what you need, you can
purchase the regular fiftv-cent and onedollar
size bottles at all drug stores.
IVin't make any mistake but remember
the name. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, ;
ami the address, Ibnghamton, N. Y., which
you will find on every bottle.
iple size bottle of Swamp-Root by enclosing
n. N. Y. This gives you the opportunity
icine. They will also-send you a book of
:he thousands of grateful letters received
Swamp-Root to be just the remedy needed
value and success of Swamp-Root are so
send for a sample size bottle. Address Dr.
riting be sure and mention this paper.
Diplomatic.
"My wife tisked me what I was
most anxious for as a Christmas present."
"1)1(1 you tell her:
"Certainly. I told her 1 was positively
erazv for n imir -it' n.ir-i...
curtains."
The ffi$| Kind.
"Where can IWU some good current
literature?" ^
"Try those manuals of electricity."
HEAL YOUR SKIN TROUBLES
With Cuticura, the Quick, Sure and
Easy Way. Trial Free
Rathe with Cuticura Soap, dry and
apply tho Ointment. They atop Itching
instantly, clear away pimples,
blackheads, redness and roughness, remove
dandruff and scalp irritation,
heal red, rough and sore hands as
well as most baby skin troubles.
Fr.se sample each by mall with Book.
Address postcard, Cuticura. Dept. L,
Boston. Sold everywhere.?Adv.
A Mistake.
"I like that young fellow, Mr.
Smarty, who Is coming to see you,
Matilda, lie is a man aft ?r my own
heart."
"Indeed lie Isn't, then, pa. He's
after mine."
Its Kind.
"I had the unique experience of seeing
a drawn battle the other day."
"A pugilistic encounter?"
"No; a tea tight."
MOTHER'S JOY SALVE
for Colds, Croup, I'neumonla and
Asthma ; GOOSE GREASE LINIMENT
for WonmlfHo - 41 -?
Jtlll-llllllllisiu 1111(1
Sprains. For sale l?y all DruRRists.
GOOSE GREASE COMPANY, MFIt'S.,
Greensboro, N. C.?Adv.
Horrors of War.
First Tramp?I Ms war is a curse,
Hill!
Second Tramp?It's orful, Jake I
Every fiViRlit car loaded full o' ammunition!
Not a Rood, comfortable
"empty" anywhere to be found!
Suitable Title.
"I call my yacht the Milkmaid."
"I suppose that Is because she skims
the waves."
Liquor has caused many a stronR
man's downfall. Tt is easy for bis wife to
knock him out when he is loaded.
r?r Prery* "Denil Snot" not only cipeli
Worms or Tap.worm but clrana out tha
mucus In which they breed and tones up
the digestion. One dose sufficient. Adv
Neutral Command.
"What (li<l llif surgeon do when lie
Start oil in vaccinate tin* regiment?"
"I suppose lie ordered tliein to present
nrnis."
An Instance.
"Itlrds of a leather ttoek together.**
"Exactly; swallows generally are
found associated with larks."
Too many girls regard marriage as
a lark instead of a frantic leap In the
dark.
Wireless waves have heen utilized \
to light antl extinguish gas lamps In
Germany.
Thor?? Is a possibility that skirts will
he longer.
gYii Jf Sold for 47 years. For
U ^ Malaria,Chilis & Ferer.
"IlJ Also a Fine General
Strengthening Toik.
#RIV 00c and ft 00 at all
Drug Storta 1
mi. yk
| vc|?!
?Wife?r
SJTj FLOWER unblowr
'M A Path untrod; a I
A Landscape whose
A wondrous Fountain yet u
This is the Year that for y
The Old Year.
By JOSH WINK.
We bid goodhy.to thee, Old Year,
Hut not with sail recrct; v
For long 1 li?> soars of tliy sore woutals
Will bo upon us yet.
A record thine of blood and woo,
Of nations in IIitci' strife.
Tlu? greater one for world control.
The weaker ones, for life.
Thou bast kept arms in men's gripped
builds.
The tears in women's eyes.
The dread in little children's hearts,
l'eatll rattles ill tlieii* erles
I .a in Is hast thou swept of hotncs anil
crops.
Where toil contented reigned,
rhou hast brought Hume to scorch ami
kill.
Willi hlooil the soil hast staineil, >
Across the ser.s thy direful work
Hast planted seeds of hate
In fearful deeds and wrath to come
To live and germinate.
O fateful year, O fatal year!
Puss from our shuddering sight.
<3od grant the year which waits Its
hirth
May hless where thou didst blight!
At the Year's Close.
]
By CHARLOTTE FISKE BATES.
If fault of mine, or pride or fear,
lias cost one soul, or far or near,
One hitter pang, one burning tear.
May the hurt die with thee. Old Year.
If sorrow ever deafened nie :
So that, in vain, on Doubt's dark sea.
One called on me despairingly.
. > 1?1 Your! O, hide that cry willi Tlice !
If graeelessness in anything
lias weighted some poor struggling <
Willtf.
Or heedlessness has left a sting,
0 speeding year, my pardon bring!
If I have failed where need was sore,
Appreciation's wine to pour,
Selfishly keeping it In store?
Now, Heaven absolve me, I implore! '
May every wrong and hurt of mine,
Or felt or given, leave no sign.
Touched with the blessed anodyne?
flood will! Cod's peace! the ltirth
IMvlne!
A Poem for the New Year.
By S. E. KISER.
1 will start anew this morning with a
higher, fairer creed;
I will cease to stand complaining of 1
my ruthless neighbor's greed ;
I will cease to sit repining while my
duty's call Is clear.
I will waste no moment whining and
my nritri sunn Know no four.
! will look soinetimes about me for the
things that merit praise;
I will search for hidden beauties that
elude the grumbler's gaze;
I will try to timl contentment in the
paths that I must trend. i
I will cease to have resentment when
another moves ahead.
I will not be swayed by envy when my
rival's strength Is shown;
I will not deny his merit, but I'll strive
to prove my own;
I will try to see the beauty spread before
me, rain or shine?
1 will cease to preach your duty and
be more concerned with mine.
One of tne Tests.
Ilyker .Muggins is a good friend of
yours, is he not?
I'yker I guess so. lie's always felling
tne my faults.
Deduction.
"Henry, you've been arguing about
politics again."
"My dear, I?"
"Don't try to deceive me. I smell
liquor on your breath and you never
take a drink that you don't follow it
with an argument about politics."
All Alike.
"You say there are several society
girls in this chorus?"
"Yes. Can't you pick them out?" I
"No. All sixteen seem to have the
same degree of hauteur*''
it
j* sera
F ?
i, a Book unread, a Tree vv
"douse whose rooms lack yet I
? t -
i wide border lies in silent si
insealed, a Casket with its gi
rou waits, beyond tomorrow's
Goodby. Old Year.
By THEODORE H. BOICE.
=
1'lie time lias c(?iih' t<> say^oodby.
Old Year, for wo tnttst part ;
And 'tis reluctantly wo speak
The word that wrings the heart.
For you have been a faithful friend
Through all your twelve-month stay.
A friend who clung to us by night .
And walked with us by day.
We well remember when yoUvCame,
A bright and smiling youth.
Witli all the promises of hope
And all the cheer of truth.
We hailed you then with merry shouts.
And fondly clasped your hand ;
With you we started on the road
To newer conquests planned.
Neath sunny skies we journeyed on
Along life's thoroughfare.
And you were ever at our side.
In all our joys to share.
Through days of toll and days of rest
We always found you near.
A lo\*.tl friend, companion true.
With purpose ever clear.
When skies were dark, and rough the
way,
And grief and trouble came,
Von through misfortune to us clung,
Your friendship e'er the $ninc.
Through summer's beat and winter's
cold.
Through gladness, doubt and fear.
Vou with us steadfastly 1 einained
A loyal friend, old Year.
Hut now you're sadly aged. old friend,
Your liair is white as snow;
Vour steps, mice firia, ate faltering.
And you desire to Ro,
We cannot keep you 'gainst your will.
And so 'tis with a sigh
We clasp your trembling hand and say
"(toodhy. Old Year, goodby !"
New Year.
By RAY I. HOPPMAN.
[laze forth on the hriRlit, shining sun
of tomorrow.
Think not of the faults and mistakes
of the past,
Nor drink from the gall flavored goblet
of sorrow?
Take one backward look'nnd let that
he your last.
The old year has gone and the new is
before us.
The road to tie future Is open to
.YOU.
So mingle your voice with I ho joy
swelling ohorus
Ami hoed to the ?*ai11 of the yonr that
is now;
Away witli the thoughts and the words
pessimistic.
The wrongs of the past and the
tilings that annoy;
Hut substitute action and deeds optimistic
And anchor yourself in the ltarhor
of Joy.
The future depends upon striving and
trying
And doing your host with your own
little part,
The slogan of all should ho "Doing or
Dying"?
.lust swing Into line with a good running
start.
Forget all things past that are bordered
with sadness.
Retain only that which is wholesome
and sweet ;
(Hi! may the new year he o'erflowing
with gladness?
A gladness uiisi intcil, miiiiit< !y eomplete.
So keep straight ahead on fln? now
opened highway.
The sunshine Is Wright and the sky
is clear hi ue;
Retrace not the past's narrow, roughened
old hyway.
Hut travel the road of the year ttint
Is new,
<3o- J M '
?- ' ??
tl Quite
Comfortable.
tireen l'idti'f you lind it nmomrorttlbh
wtirtti nt tin* theater last night?
Itrown (>li, no; the play was a
frost.
Conservative.
"What sort of speeeli did the randldate
make?"
"It was full of glittering genernllt
ies."
"lildn'l lie eouinilt himself at all?"
"Well. In* said he thought fSeoi'?c
Washington was a grout man."
Preparing.
('holly I ?id you tell your sister that
I was here and had something very important
to say to her?
.lohnn\ She'll he down soon. She's
looking ; on up iu Rrudstreot's now.
fj j j> ? v"
ith fruit unharvcsted;
the heart s divine perfumes;
lade, neath silent skies;
ft concealed;
mystic gates. *
The New Year's Coming.
By FREEMAN E. MILLER.
|
Hotter hurry. Mister New Year! We've
been waiting, waiting long
| For the romping of your rapture and
the laughter of your snug,
j And the gate is standing open where
the living dreams are sweet
i While the happy hands of welcome
scatter roses for your feet.
Hurry. Mister New Year,
There's a welcome warm for you.
Where the hearts of hope are waiting
And the dreams are coming true!
Hurry, Mister New Year! We are
weary of the king
That has ruled so long with sorrow
he's forgotten ho\v to sing?
We are weary of his scepter ami the
burdens that he knew,
And we're waiting in the highways
with a welcoming for you!
Hurry, Mister New Year!
l.o, the morning purple gleams.
And the heart of hope is waiting
For the crowning of its dreams!
Little New Year.
By KATHERINE FAITH.
|. =
Th(> old. old Year goes out at the door.
Hut tlu* little Now Your comes in;
And t<> take the place of the squandered
days
There's a Year just uhnut to begin !
lie's a dear little eliap. Is the small
New Year,
And deep in his eyes of blue
Is the promise of all the Joy that life
Is holding in store for you.
Health's shining there?if you'll cross
your heart
To live with a wise discretion?
And then follows Sleep, and then follows
IMay,
And Love Joins the dim procession.
I
And trailing behind are the ghosts of
the years
That Wait oil the llrmvn I'n Slinrn
Ami haunt nil the paths of After-a- | J
While ; '
That load to the Future's door.
Tln> New Venr stands on his tippy-toes i
And puts in your two hrowu hands I I
The reins of his steeds, I CAN and '
I Wll.I.
To drive through the deep life sands.
And hard he stares with his wistful |
eyes, ,
Woud'ring if you'll pet through? i
And hoping that all of the dreams he's ,
dreamed | ,
Will have the good taste to eoine
true. I |
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New Year Greetings.
By R. T. HART.
From out of the dark and silence
And separation Ion#
In grateful, glad remembrance
I send this little song:
The year has seemed a long one
Without your voice, your smile.
Vet blessed, holy memories 1 ,
Have cheered each weary inlle.
In absence still I cherish
These memories of you
And send these lines on New Year's ,
morn
To pledge my faith anew.
Hod grant that ere it closes
All blessings it may bring
To you who've brightened many years, ; .
And to whom now I will sing. ! t
May it ho bright and happy.
And may it's smiles and tears
Weave o'er your life a rainbow i
of hope for all your years. l ?
Friendly Suggestion.
Hazel Cold comfort comes in small 1
chunks. 1 1
Aiinee Well, why don't you pa- '
tronize some other Ice man? i '
No Harm Done. i 1
"Well! Well! Think of old Mr. j
Mulligan having a valet. Why, I used 1
to know him when he carried a hod."
"Perhaps you did, hut his valet
didn't know him then, so that functionary's
feelings are spared."
Avoided Them.
"Are you going to the theater tonight
-the performance is said to he
very artistic."
"Nix. When they say a thing Is
'lrighly artistic* It is usually unpleas,
aut und tiresome." ?
/
???k a????
^Wfiat -would
for the coffi
Like a million other women,
you can serve coffee that
he would give most anything
to have?coffee which starts
the day "right" for all.
Everyone loves the rich
flavor of Arbuckles' Coffee.
Of all the coffees in America
today, it is by far the most
popular 1
Today there are whole t<
is practically the only col
alone, in a year, four poui
was used for every man,
State?four times as man}
population of the State! Ar
HIGH PRICES A WAR BURDEN
?.
Increased Living Cost One of War's i
Horrors Neutral Nations Cannot
Escape.
Neutral nations cannot escape some
of the bunions of world war. The increased
cost of living is a part of the
load every neutral country is now carrying.
A compilation by the foreign j
trade department of the National City
hank of New York shows that prices
>11 the world's markets have advanced
In general from 50 to ltx> per cent,
liven the most backward peoples are
taking advantage of the war situation
to exact enormous profits. For -exiiniple,
the natives of Haiti and Jainaica,
Charlton Mates Strayer writes i
in Leslie's, are demanding and getting
three times as much for their j
logwood as tiefore the war. while the '
ndigo growers and merchants of In- \
lia, Java and San Salvador are even
more grasping and are getting ten
limes the former price of indigo. It
s In foodstuffs, however, that the
shoe pinches the tightest. In the Unit d
States the high cost of food is the
most pressing problem of the hour.
mo i\ew York Association for Improving
tin* Conditions of the Poor hns
round that the price of 'Jo staple foods
shows an advance of ;?(> per cent, from
November, P.tlo, to November, 1!>1(5.
riiero had been, of course, a consideriblc
advance prior to 1015. The National
Association of Master linkers
>f America announces that of the 110,MNl
bakeries in tiiis country 'JO per
?cnt have been compelled to go out '
f business since the outbreak of the 1
war on account of high prices of
grains. Flour at S'Jt 1 a barrel is prellcted
before the winter is over.
important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CASTOltIA, that famous old remedy
for Infants und children, and see that 't
Roftra iKft
In Use for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Nothing to It.
"I'ln going to smash that (hide," detrlnred
the had man of tin* camp.
"WhafTor?" demanded the sheriff.
"He's looking for trouble."
"(J'wan ! Quit trying ?o pick a tight.
\ feller never looks for trouble with a
monocle."
Expenditures.
"You Americans are terribly extrnv- i
igant." remarked the critical man from
ihroad.
"I'erhap.s," replied Miss Cayenne. ]
'Some countries waste money on lux
irlous food and raiment and some l
ajuander it on protracted warfare."
i
The Quinine Th?( Does Not Affect The Head
Becaiise >>f tin tonic and laxative effect Laxative
BfODa Oulnlne enn be taken hjr anyone without
t atisInK ncrvoninttsa or rinxlntt In the head There
la onlf one *'Hromo (Quinine " U. W UltOVUS
al(nat ure Is on each box. lite.
Sea of Pumice.
A steamship which recently made
lie port of San Francisco reports Imvng
sailed in a sea of pumice, near j 1
Sydney, N. S. \V. Apparently the material
laid been east up by :i salami
rinc volcanic outlireak, ami ehiniKs
ranging in size from that of a marble
to a plug hat were thrown on deck h\
the waves. The vessel was several |
tours in passing through the affected
region.
Doubts Heredity.
"Do you believe in heredity?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Look at the cheap skates that had
great ancestors."
Contrariwise.
"Funny dlseovry, wasn't it, the food
speculators made?"
"What was that?"
"That their live turkeys were a dead
loss."
lie give
?e you sei*ve?
One woman says: "My
husband used to swallow his
rnfTpP nrtrl Vui rrv rvfT M/m??
have Arbuckles' and you'd
think it was Sunaay the way
helingers over his breakfast."
Until you try Arbuckles'
you will never know what
a difference good coffee can
make in your home.
3wns where Arbuckles'
ffee used. In one State,
ads of Arbuckles' Coffee
woman and child in the
r pounds of coffee as the
buckle Bros.,New York.
FRESH-CRISP WHOLESOME-DELICIOUS
the sanitary methods applied in the
making op these biscuits make
them the
STANDARD EXCELLENCE
P*aUr tuts thrna. or if not he shostit.
*hsk him or irrita as qiviaa his name.
CHATTANOOGA BAKERY
Luminous Insects.
l.uiiiinnsity is noruuil in the wellkmiuh
i ii... i ..... i. i i.... i 1. .t
iK i ur.i, mi iiuillli; nit*
various lire Mies ami glow worms, ami
rr.Milts naturally from the oxUlation of
some organic secretion. Oilier insrcts
aiv luminous in rare Instances. Kcv.
I. Ilolroydr. vicar of I'atclium, Knglaiul,
lately noted lumiiious moth
larvae, similar to those observed onee
or twlee previously; ami the ehironoiiioijs
a kind of gnat?and the "lantern
beetles" of South America are
among the creatures sometimes
lighted up. The occasional luminosity
has been attributed to disease, or
decomposition from bacterial infer- M
I
To Drive Out Malaria ^
And Huild lip The System
Take the Old Standard GROVE'S
TASTELESS chill TONIC. You know
what you are taking, as the formula is
printed on every label, showing it is
Quinine and Iron in a tasteless form. The
Quinine drives out malaria, the Iron
builds up the system. 50 cents.
His Probable Vocation.
Friend?What is your luiby going to
l?? when h?> (jnuvs up?
Financier ? A blackmailer, I'm
afraid.
Friend? Impossible ! What makes
you think so?
Financier We have to give him
something every little while to keep
him quiet.
Advantages.
"Do you think there is ren'ly any
good in tin- proposed two-eent-and-ulialf
piece?"
"Certainly. Then, when you have a
nickel in church, you can give to the
foreign missions iifty tifty."
Did you ever see a girl start any- *
where without waving good-by to
someone?
. A*k for and Get
Skinners
THE HIGHEST QUAUTY
SPAGHETTI
36 Page Recipe Book Free
SKINHER MFG.CO.. OMAHA.U.S.A.
LAAGCSr MACAAONI FACTORY IN AMiftICA
T. " OIL INVESTMENTS
|lo uo I* u y n a tut in our l>?Telopmont rnt?rprl?w.
Cayim-nta M oil down balance monthly l/iiimnrn
|rl ilrrd lo land, will control management of Company
arid Kliarr cijiiMlly In all profltaof product No
ioiiiiiivo ||" nroriM n?i' There l( e>llma
led i<> hi< t hi n t I In in mi nil producing oil and gux null*
In K.istern Kims.ix wImreour lands are located t- 00
per bhl In predicted for crude oil. This may hetha
teppng stone to a substantial Income Write today
< o-t Iperat Ive (111 Si (lat lievelupment Co.
Barnes IILiIk. W lililta, Kan.
Attention Cotton Ginners !!
Hlilp tut your gin motes at South Hlchtnond and wa
will pay you one cent per pound at your Motion for
thein If they are dry und In good condition. Thin
It a big Having over throwing them on the land
Klrlimoiitl \\ ante Co., Soutti Itlcliii.ond, Ve.
Pecan Trees M
Now is the time to set them. Begin bearing
in thiee to four years. Add both
beauty and utility to the home. Prices
and valuable information free.
J. B. WIGHT, CAIRO. OA.
FROST PROOF CABBAGE PLANTS
Early Jersey ami Charleston Wakefield, Suee(
-xioii ami Flat Dutch, by egprens, 800, 11.00
1,000, si.50, 10,000, at 11.35. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Postpaid 35c per 100.
D. F. JAMISON, SUMMERV1LLE, S. C.
Hunt's Cure In eapecially compounded
for the treatment of
Itch, Eczema, King worm, and
Tetter, and Is Hold by the druggist
on the strict guarantee that
the purchase price, tlfty cent*,
will lie promptly refunded to
any dtssaitailed customer. Try
limit'* Cure at our risk. At any
drug store, or sent direct from
A. B RICHARDS MEDICINE CO. Inc.
Dept. 2. Sneowgn, T?iat