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If you are already convinced that Swamp-Root is what you need, you can i purchase the regular fifty-cent and one- ; dollar size bottles at all drug stores. 1 Don't make any mistake but remember j the name. Dr. Kilmer's Swamp-Root, ! and the address, Ringhainton, N. Y., which you will find on every bottle. nple size bottle of Swamp-Root by enclosing >n, N. Y. This gives you the opportunity licine. They will also send you a book of the thousands of grateful letters received Swamp-Root to be just the remedy needed s value and success of Swamp-Root are so send for a sample size bottle. Address Dr. riting be sure and mention this paper. Awful Good Time. The children returned from the party, where they had been guests of Johnny and Susie Wilkins. "Did you behave yourselves nicely?" mother asked. "Sure we did." "Then you had a good time, didn't you ?" "We had an awful good time," they answered. "Johnny aftd Susie both got lickings."?Newark News. MOTHER, ATTENTION! Gold Ring for Baby Free. Get a 25c Bottle of Baby Ease from any drug store, mall coupon us directed and gold ring (guaranteed), I proper size, mailed you. Baby Ease : cures Bowel Complaints and Teething Troubles of Babies.?Adv. Ahead of Him. "Do you ever usk your wife's advice about things?" "No, sir; she doesn't wait to be asked." Later on one may have" an opportunity to walk on the pavements made of his good Inflations. If you would get Information from u woman, pretend Indifference. No man over gets discouraged la trying to live without lnbor. eds that last n-teed J For Mile by dealer* Una everywhere r* at reasonable price* lufacturing Company i/ Roofing arA Building l'apers rifTflund rllUhonrh Petrolt Frmrlit* flarfnoatt ladlaaapollt Atlanta llltbmond Nauito* Laadoa ftjdnej I rcucn, cprcaa aaa penetrale to these qualities, which n many pauses and loads. ' S 'OR 1tun VJ BRAND I I PRAISE CAROLINA TROOPS ON BORDER ~ MAKE SPLENDID RECORD IN THE RECENT ONE HUNDRED MILE HIKE. CITADEL MEN AT BANQUET Delightful Entertainment Varies the Monotony of Camp Life on the Border.?Second Regiment in Target Practice. With the South Carolina Troops on the border.?The remarkable record of the Palmetto troops on the recent 100 mile hike of the Tenth division has brought them .square in the limelight and compliments from the men who know are becoming of daily occurrence. Wherever there is a gathering of the higher officers of the army, whether officially or unofficially, some remark is certain 'to be made in reference to the excellent record being made by the guardsmen who represent South Carolina. Probably the most highly appreciated compliment, because of its source, was the letter received several days ago by the South Carolina brigade commander from Prig. Gen. Morton, who commands the division of which the Palmetto troops form a part. To really appreciate the \-n1no ?f tho rnmnlimpiil rontnlllpd in the letter, one should know the abrupt, matter-of-fact, unsentimental nature troops and the Second regiment third. None of the Palmetto troops fell out on the march. The faci that the men stuck to their commands while marching was mentioned as a proof of their loyalty to their regiments and to the state that they represented. In camp each night many a man could be seen with foot blistered from heel to toe. nursing it for hours that he might not be one to lower the record of his state by falling out on the following day's hike. The two South Carolina Infantry regiments were not the only representatives that brought honor to the . state, for a perfect record was made by the Palmetto field hospital, the | troop of cavalry and the company of j engineers. The cavalry and the engl- j neers were probably the hardest worked of all the outfits on the hike and j they pulled off their parts In the finest manner. The Citadel Banquet. There are 70 Citadel men among the ! troops from South Carolina now on ! the bonier, and Thursday evening. Oe- i hober the 2Gth. they gathered at the Toltec club for one of the most enjoyable occasions since the soldiers' arrival in R1 Paso. Capt. G. 11. Mahon, Jr.. was elected chairman, with the following committee to assist in the arrangements: Maj. A. M. Ilrallsford, I Capt. C. N. Muldrow. Sergt. A. R. : Rhett, Sergt. J. A. Mood. Jr., Sergt. ! R. H. Hudgens and Corporal P. R. Rogers. The committee was well se- j lected. for the banquet was ideal in every detail. The following toasts were drunk. Capt. Mahon acting as toastm nut or dtmI nlnvlmr flu* nari In usual happy and entertaining manner: "Carolina, Here's to You," Col. W. K*. Wright; "The Citadel Today." i Sergt. J. A. Mood. Jr., "Our Record on the Hike." Tol. E. M. Hlvthe; "The i Surgeon in the Service." MaJ. J. A. Hrailsford; "The Relation of the Guard to the Army." Lieut. Col. Allison. "The Citadel Yesterday," Col. II. B. Springs. On Spur of Moment. The programme of speeches was not anounced until the banquet had ! been served and the speakers were ignorant of the toasts to which they were respond until they were called upon by the toastrnaster. Though extempore. the responses were unusually entertaining and illuminating. During the course of his remarks. Col. Wright, who before being placed In cbmmand of the Palmetto brigade, was commanding officer of the 2.1rd infantry. U. S. A., took occasion to express his appreciation of the loyalty and seal being shown by the South Carolina ! troops and his pleasure in commanding such an efficient body of men. Col. Blythe and Coi. Springs also took occasion to thank the men and especially the Citadel men. for their part in increasing the efficiency of the two regiments. They both also expressed their deep appreciation of the excel- | lent services that Col. Wright and Lt. Col. Allison had rendered the Palmetto boys. MnJ. Ilrailsford. in his artistic manner, gave a glowing account of the surgeon's part in the serviec and a startling account of the numberless duties of the field hospital corps. Col. Allison, in a clear and i forceful maner, discussed the relation | of the regular and the guardsman. Sergeant Mood told entertainingly of New Enterprises Chartered. The Overland (Jreenville Company has been commissioned with a capital ; of $5,000. The petitioners are: J. B. Austin and A. C. Austin. Moran & Co.. of Sumter, has been commissioned with a capital of $.">.000 to do a general mercantile business. The petitioners are: W. Moran and P. Moses. The Calhoun Auto Sales Company of St. Matthews has been chartered with a capital of $10,000. The officers are: E. M. uPre, president and treasurer, and C. S. Monteith, secretary. A charter has been issued to the Tleaufort Farm Products Company j with a capital stock of $1,000. The oCiders are: F. H. Christensen, president. secretary and treasurer, and J. ; L. llutler. vice president The secretary of state has issued a charter to the Commercial Printing Company of Columbia with a capital fltOCk of $2,000. The officers are: D. A. Paynes, president; I'. I*. Wiggin, vice-president, and K. J. Woodward, set rotary and treasurer. The Greenville Holding Company ha been commissioned with a capital U, $1,000. Citadel of tcdav. showing how It was fast developing into an ideal mil'tary college. Sergeant Price was culled upon and made a strong plea for assistance for Citadel athletics. During the evening the banqueters were entertained with delightful instrumental music by the First regiment band and some well rendered songs by a quartette composed of J. A. I>oyle. Bill Hughey, It. J. Kirk and ilalph Smith. . Stoves for Boys. Stoves for the tents have been issued to the men and announcement was made that lumber would soon be on hand for flooring all of the tents in camp. While these little happenings do not prove that the Palmetto soldiers will receive their Christmas presents in El Paso, they certainly do not add any fuel to thr homecoming hopes. Both orient and enlisted men fool t >151* t V? . V Yi Q vn nlavoH t ".?nlr r*n T*t ia the border patrol movement and are mighty anxious to hit the long trail home. There is a new rumor here every seven minutes and somebody's imagination has had the South Carolinians doing everything from nothing to marching on Mexico City. To Target Practice. The Second South Carolina infantry left last Thursday morning for the Alamgorda target range, where they will spend one week in target practice. The range is about 24 miles north of El Paso and the regiment will be moved there in array trucks. The men will be equipped for the field and will sleep under the small dog tents. All the regiment will go except the machine gun company, the headquarters company and the sanitary troops. The First South Carolina will not do target work here as they completed the course while in camp at Styx. An Esteemed Chaplain. Lieut. John McSween, the chaplain r\ f thn Qnnntiil eonrlmnn* 1? VIIv uv>? ohm icgiuiciii, uar* urcu in ramp now about one month and during that time has won the esteem and affection of the men of both regiments. Lieut. McSween is a native of Timmonsvllle but during the past few years has been pastor of the Dillon Presbyterian church. Sunday evening he preached to a large conin the Westminster church of K1 Paso. Survey S. C. Resources for War. South Carolina's material resources for participation in the national defense have been inventoried for the naval consulting board by a board of engineers representing the five great societies of the profession. W. M. Kiggs, president of Clemson College, is chairman and secretary. The other members are H. L. Scaife of Clinton. jonn MCNeai or Kaston. Pa., formerly city engineer of Columbia; J. L. Coker, Jr., of Hartsvtlle and R. N. Brackett of Clemson Collego. Dr. Riggs has lodged the hoard's report with the naval consulting board. South Carolina, the board says, can be immediately useful In ease of war, chiefly in the production of the follow ing: Food for man and beast?this state is 80 per cent agricultural; cotton mill products for clothing and tonnage?South Carolina ranks next to Massachusetts in the number of spindles; cotton oil products for food and explosives; naval stores and timber; sulphuric acid (from fertilizer plants). Undeveloped resources of the state which could be utilized are listed as follows: Water powers suitable for fixation of nitrogen from the air; a large supply of nine straw nnH stalks, suitable in emergency as a source of cellulose; small deposits of cerolite. from which 5 per cent of po tash may lie obtained; saw mill waste, from which industrial alcohol may be extracted. Industrial preparedness, the need of Jt and the methods of accomplishment, is not yet understood lully in South Carolina, but the atttitude of manufacturers and the general public toward such preparedness is thoroughly sympathetic. the board finds. Under the head of human resources, the board mentions the graduates and cadets of the Citadel and of Clemaon and the graduates in civil and electrical engineering and chemistry from the Citadel, the University of South Carolina and Olemson College, and graduates in mechanical, textile and architectural engineering from Clemson College. Field aides to the number of 114 assisted the board In Its inventory of industrial plants. The data as to cotton mills were assembled by Mr. Scaife Plo?t- ?? ? " . i.> ioiudii ai loss than $5,000 were omitted, except machine shopH and foundries. Inventories to the number of 463, or 72 per cent of the total have been tiled and the hoard hopes eventually to obtain the rest. Inventories of all but seven out of the 172 cotton mills were obtained by Mr. Scaife. The expense of the board's work was defrayed out of a fund o( $170 privately subscribed. Only $5.64 of this amount was expended on the traveling expenses of the board. The board held three conferences, one In Greenwood and two In Columbia. Captain Jeter Better. '"'apt. R. C. Jeter, chaplain of the First regiment, has been in the base hospital for the past week. The latest reports state that he Is doing well and will soon return to Ills duties in camp, where he is greatly missed. Attends Banquet. First Lieut. \V. It. Connelly and Second Lieut. Robert Lester of the army, ooin graduates of the Citadel, attended the banquet at the Toltee. Lieut. Connelly is a native of Ninety-Six and Lieut. Letter is a native of Prosperity. Wiil Remain Until Summer. E. E. Hall, who was recently appointed as special agent in the United States department of agriculture to direct tne cultivation in South Carolina of early varieties of seed cotton to combat the boll weevil, plans to make his headquarters In Columbia. Mr. Hall has been the efficient farm demonstration ngent for Richland county several years, and desires to remain in Columbia during the cultivation season. In tho summer he will make Chanson College hi? headquarters. , \ \n me "Dodson's Liver Tone" St Calomel and Doesn't Wonderful Disc You're bilious! Your liver is I feel lazy, dizzy and all knocked c ; is dull, your tongue is coated; brea j sour and bowels constipated. But rating calomel. It makes you sic a day's work. Calomel is mercury or quicksilv | necrosis of the bones. Calomel c bile like dynamite, breaking it uj I you feel that awful nausea and cr; If you want to enjoy the nice and bowel cleansing you ever expe a spoonful of harmless Dodson's night. Your druggist or dealer cent bottle of Dodson's Liver ' personal money-back guarantee t KNEW WHAT HE WOULD DO r-reiiy ucnooiteacner tvidentiy had Inspired Affection in Heart of Boy Pupil. A charming schoolteacher whose ! smile brings happiness.to everyone and I who, moreover, has that greatest blessing, a sense of humor, tells this on herself. She teaches w hat is known by some as a "subnormal" school (which very often is more normal than "sub") and the other morning several of her pupils were gathered around her rending a very interesting (?) story, such as is printed in school readers, and one sentence ran, "The little Japanese girl greeted tlieiu warmly, etc." "What is meant by 'greet?' " asked the teacher, who by the way was showing off her pupils and the method of teaching them to an interested young man who had been brought in by the principal to watch her labors. There was a great deal of browj puckering and the word "greet" fulled to register on any brain. Finally she 1 said, "If I were to come into the room ! where you were, what would you do?" There was a second silence and puz; zled looks and then (from a tall boy j of sixteen) : "I'd hug you." The visitor, with his handkerchief i to his mouth, sped front the room, and ) his shouts of laughter could be heard a block, while the teacher, with cheeks covered with blushes, carefully explained "greet" its it was mcftnt in the i i - I ? ' - i * - ? Minim ri'imtT.?< illiniums J'lspaicil. Too Bad, Indeed. Mrs. Commuter had lain awake with a headache till one o'clock. Then in i the balance of the night she had rej sponded to several calls for a drink, a ; doll, and all the other nocturnal infnni tile orders. At live in the morning, as . she was just beginning to round out the first continuous hour of slumber, the little six-year-old girl called softly i from her nearby crib: "Mother." No answer. Again, a little louder: i "Mother!" I Mother said nothing. Again the child's voice, this time mezzo-forte: "Mother!" "Well, what is it?" "Mother, isn't It too bad that one of Harry McCole's polliwogs died?" Municipal Dairy. Not satisfied with the milk coming In for its sickly children and indigent families, the corporation of St. Helens some time ago decided to try its hand at providing better irilk from municipal sources. So successful was the experiment that St 1 l.?h>rw eniillmi.wl t<? Increase Its supply In this way until today quite u large busluess Is done In milk by the council. Tunbridge Wells had the foresight to buy a hop garden several years hack, and from the very tlrst this has been a notable municipal success. The garI den extends over 11 acres, and S'J.fitHf worth of hops were sold from this the first year the town owned the garden. What He Would Do. It was his first night on guard, and, of course, .Mike Flaherty was on the ; watch against officers and such-like questioning him on his duties, i As it happened, he was ut it :?4atlon guarding a magazine of powder that had arrived during the day. Suddenly the orderly oflicer came around and, after the usual formalities, commenced to question Mike. Oflicer?What would you do if the magazine blew up? Mike?Co up with the report, sir. Chip Off the Old Block. "There goes :t millionaire who brags about bis son to everyhotly who will listen." "Kvidently tlio young follow Is not 1 like the average heir to great wealth." "No, Indeed. The old gentleman j was trimmed in the stock market last i week and when he discovered that his I own son had turned the trick he was ! the proudest man in the United States." I Judge Steers of Itrooklyn, N. Y? rules that it husband may legally spank a wife who refuses kisses. Anyway, it spite fence is never too high for neighbors to think it over. The spilled milk of human kindness the only kind worth crying over. If v.. ir wild oats crop is a failure i u sli.ai! I rejoice. raightens You Up Better Th Make You Sick?Don't Lc :overy Destroying Sale of ( sluggish! You ful will clean yo >ut. Your head dose of nasty c: th bad ; stomach you sick. : don't take sali- Dodson's Live k, you may lose You'll know it wake up feeling rer tvhich causes your headache ai rashes into sour will be sweet and >. That's when feel like working imping. and ambition, st, gentlest liver Dodson's Liv< rienced just take therefore harmlcs Liver Tone to- to your children sells you a 50 Dodson's Liver T Tone under my now. Your drug hat each spoon- calomel is almos: A Long Wait. Policeman (giving evidence)?After : being ejected from the cinema, lie was < discovered on the doorsteps of the buck entrance to the picture palace. Magistrate?Did lie give any reason ! for his: Iivtrtliifillnoer h..hofli???0 Policeman?His speech was very Indistinct, yer worship, but from what I could gather, 'e was waiting to see ; Mary IMckford 'omi',"?Passing Show. 1 Motor cars fitted with X-ray apparatus arc used extensively by the J French Ited Cross society. Anger manages everything hadly. < To Live Long ! A recipe given by a famous phy- 1 sician for long life was: "Keep the kidneys in good order! Try eliminate through the skin and intestines the poisons that otherwise clog the kidneys. Avoid eating meat as much as possible; avoid too much salt, alcohol, tea. Drink plenty of water." For those past middle life, for those easily recognized symptoms of inflammation, as backache, scalding "water," t or if uric acid in the blood has caused rheumatism, "rusty" joints, stiffness, get Anurlc at the drug store. This is r u wonderful eliminator of uric acid and 1 was discovered by I>r. I'ierce of In- ] vnlids' Hotel, Buffalo, N. Y. If your 1 druggist does not keep it send 10 cents ] to I)r. Pierce for trial package and you < will know that it is many times ' more potent than litliia and that it dis solves uric acid as hot water does < sugar. i FAMOUS SCIENTIST AS CHEF I Visitors Mistaken in Thinking Metch- ! nikoff Was Engaged in Laboratory Experiments. One day some distinguished visitors who had arrived in Paris and were be ing escorted nJiout by a committee wore 13ik?'ti to call upon tlio Into Professor MetehnikolT (the famous seieiitist who believed that the secret of long life lay in diet) toward the hour of noon. The laboratory was all but empty, as most of the workers hud departed for that sacred men), the French dejeuner. Hut MetehnikotT was there himself intent upon a vessel he was holding over a gas burner. "It must be a very interesting ex- 1 perlment that keeps you engaged even ' at this hour," remarked one of the committee. "T.ook for yourself." said MetehnikotT. and, continuing to stir with a glass tube, held up the dish so that a delicious fragrance rose to the noses ' of the visitors. "That's what I'm working at," he laughed, "banana in slices, fried in butter. It is excellent."?World's 1 Work. 1 Curious Farms. In Japan flourish two of the oldest farms imaginable. From one there* proceeds each year a crop of tens of ' I Mlfil IJ? "I I?l lil | >1 I Hi MIllltTK. 1IIIS fnnil 1ms. If appears. solved tTi?? prob- | lem of preserving flu* supply of wliut, , to tbe Japanese, is us great a dolicaey as diamond-back torrnpln to the Amerll-llllS. Tin' farni consists of a number of ponds. Certain of tliese are set apart sis breeding grounds. Once a day men go over tie- shores and willi little wire baskets, cover up nil new egg deposits. Sometimes thousands of the wire has k"ts are in sight at a tini", marking the places where the eggs lie and pr. venting the turtles from scratching the earth fr an tliem. An Opportunity. "Ross. I want to go to Kansas City the worst way. and?" began the nn asly mendicant. "Well." replied a citizen of I'. tiinia "several of ijs leeide 1 hist night that von had been banging around here long enough and tin t. if you were l ot gone by tonlglit we wruld ride you out of town on :i mil in n northwesterly tilri>cli(?n. 'i Iiiil \v< 111 I. nl least, In* si 1*1 ihi? yoi; !<>" .ir<I K:iii-.i- Cit.v t;i nhout tlio worst wny wo know of." Kansas City Star. A corn doctor mny make money, hut lie Is in no position to acquire much glory. With the exception of the stage vll- ! lain every man has some good points. It takes a divorce law.vcr to see the silver lining of n domestic cloud. Few men are disappointed in love until after they face the parson. IS' DANGER an Salivating, Dangerous ise a Day's Work? Calomel Here. ?r slug-gish liver better than a ilomcl and that it won't make r Tone is real liver medicine, next morning because you will fine, your liver will be working, id dizziness gone, your stomach* [ your bowels regular. You will ; you'll be cheerful; full of vigor ?r Tone is entirely vegetable, ;s, and can not salivate. Give ?t Millions of people are using one instead of dangerous calomel fgist will tell you that the sale o? t stopped entirely here.?Adv. If gome men wore to accuse themselves of heitiK liars, lots of their ao lunintances wouldn't believe them. Forty-nine factories In the United States make needles and pins, and all report an increase In business. A novel umbrella is equipped with i storage-battery electric light in the liandle. Stirs. Oranulated Eyelids, Sore and Inflamed Eyes healed promptly by the use of KOMAN EVE BALSAM.?Adv. It's unlucky for a man to rise at the end of a rope. NEWS OF RICHMOND Richmond, Vn.?"I have taken Pr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery with the best effect. I had a very seri " ous cough and cold with a bad fever; the cough iVWitmBsAL iSSvm/ wus exceedingly ffll ',ar8'1 ??"! 80 vlo/Ajy: lent us to give me an irritating sore ^SF/7\* throat with ll ,,lr8l'ne8a au<* a v ' v lug in my lungs. The cough reduced iny strength and I ind to stop work. At the sauie tlma I was suffering from indigestion and aid to live 011 stale bread and niiik. My liver also was in a very inactive condition, as well as my bowels. Those symptoms readily yielded to the Discovery' to my great pleasure and onifort."?Mil. JOHN li. EANKS. 434 S. Laurel ISO?Adv. His Many Duties. I'M - I' ? - - ?> ufii .young runner tines itill tne happy homestead and plowed Ileitis to join the army there was not a proutler man in the land. The lirst time he was doing a sentry-go the olllcer of / the guard came by and called upon him to give up his ortlers. "Orders!" shouted tides. "(live up my orders?" "Yes, certainly. What are you here for?" demanded the other, sharply. "Oh, I'm here to walk up and down, stand at attention, wink at the girls, look after Sergeant Murphy's lilt of garden and see that nobody pinches his spades; also to see you ain't about when they fetch the beer for the guard room prisoners, and should you route on the scene to?" Hut the oflioer had completely collapsed.?I'ittshnrg Chronicle Telegram. Reached the Limit. Four men in the smoking car were nln villi? whist I lm> limn Willi ly erltieizing lii? partner, finding fault vvllli his play. I resently, after the victim had thrown away a diamond on a spade lead, the Irascible one blurted out : "Push it. man. haven't you got a black suit?" "Yes," said his partner quietly, "and I'll soon he wearing it at your funeral If you don't shut nil." No man is modest enough to believe himself any worse than others. A Crowing Custom! The custom of placing Grape-Nuts on the table at all meals is growing in A I ./American Homes. Both c h i 1 d r e n and grown-lips help therm selves to this delicious food as often as they like. It contains the entire nutriment of wheat and barley, digests quickly, and is wonderfully energizing. Every table should have its daily ration of 1 Gran'3-Nuts 'I ^ TP ?' ' ^ 9 * 0% A ^ & I * i* - .? * i\eescn *