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ASTHMA MEDICINE:
OlTti Prom pi kDil Positive Belief la Every <
i. Case. Sold by Druggists. Price C1.0U. (1 I
I { Trial Package oy Mall 10c. (1
; WILLIAMS MFC. CO., Propt. Clareland, 0.:
flTCin M*~n to Ivarn barber trade,
ff Alfl I H || Few weeks required.
" * Steady position for competent
graduates. Wonderful demand for barbers.
Wages while learning; free catalog; write
RICHMOND BARBER COLLEGE, Richmond, Va.
C XXJ A *|p la not recommended
" "* t* 11 for everything; but If
U HOT y?u have kidney, liver
^ * or bladder trouble It
may be found Just the remedy you need.
At druggists In fifty cent and dollar sizes.
You may receive a sample size bottle of !
this reliable medlclno by Parcel Post,
also pamphlet telling about It.
Address Dr. Kilmer A Co.. Blnghamton.
N. Y.. and enclose ten cents, also mention
this paper.
W. N. U., CHARLOTTE, NO. 32-1916.
T ruth.
"What is your Idea in trying to sell
your car?"
"That's the only way I can raise
enough money to buy gasoline."
"But the gasoline won't be of any
use to you ufter you've sold your
car."
"Oh, yes. it will. My frleuds will
always be willing to let me ride in
their cars if 1 furnish the gas."
. |
ITCHING, BURNING SCALPS
Cru6ted With Dandruff Yield Readily
to Cuticura. Trial Free.
Cuticura Soap to cleanse the scalp of?
dandruff crustings aud seallngs, and
Cuticura Ointment to soothe and heal
ltchlngs and irritation?. Nothing better,
surer or more economical than S
these super-creamy emollients for hair
and scalp troubles of young or old.
Free sample each by mail with Book, j
Address postcard, Cuticura, Dept. I*
Boston. Sold everywhere.?Adv.
Worth Preserving.
.i hiw.vli viiii.-m-u u iinh|mrm'i niuiblocks
ycstcr<liiy and caught liim."
"My! The pickpocket must have
taken something valuable from the citizen."
"Yes. Ills wallet told only two onedollar
hills in currency, hut It also
contained some snapshots of tlsb the
citizen caught this summer."
KI.IXIR RA1IFK WORTH ITS WEIGHT
IN C.OI.D IN Til KT 1'lIlI.ll'lTNKS.
"I eontrnctcd malaria In lMtO, r\ti?1 after a
rcur's fruitless trcntmcnt by n prominent
Washington physician, your iKllxIr Itabck
entirely cttrcu mo. On arriving hero I came
down with tropical malaria?the worst form
?am) sent home for llabck. Again It
proved Its value ? It Is worth its weight in
gold here." Brnslo O'Hugnn, Troop E, 8th
U. S. Cavalry, Balayati, Philippines.
Rlixtr Uabrk, 50 cents, all druggists or by
Parcels Post, prepaid, from Hiociewskl <fc Co.
Washington, D. C.
Called Down.
They were enjoying a plunge in the I
surf, lie and she. lie of New York and ;
she of Boston.
She of Boston accidentally got he- i
yotul her depth and It looked like a
cinch hot that she would never view I
the "Huh" again through her spectacles.
But he of New York was on the
Job In the role of an animated life pre- ,
server.
She of Boston was about to make
her third and farewell disappearance
when he reached her side.
"Hold on tight," Rasped he of New
York, as he felt a pair of arms about
his neck.
"Pardon me," gurgled she of Boston 1
as she expectorated a quart of tho
ocean from her Interior department, |
"but you should say 'hold on tightly.'" 1
And the sad sen waves rolled on.
Reason.
"Abroad girls have chaperons?they !
never are left alone with a young man ;
?and It Is very difficult to get married j
over there."
The speaker was Harrison Fisher. ;
He continued:
"An old maid said to a pretty girl j
at the seashore:
" 'What I saw on tho beach In the I
moonlight last evening shocked me, I
horribly. I. for my part, think It's
most Improper for a girl to kiss a man
unless they're married.'
"'Ah,' said Nellie, 'do you? Suppose
thnt accounts for your never Peine
eneaeed.' "
Insinuation.
"Don't you know," snld Omar, "I
once marched In a procession that took J
seven hours to pass a given point."
"Of course." rejoined Helny, "the
given point was a saloon."
Tea and Coffee
For Children?
These beverages contain
drug elements that hinder
development of both body
and mind, especially in
children.
Nowadays, for their children,
wise parents choose
POSTUM
>
This delicious table beverage,
made of cereals, has
a wonderfully satisfying
flavor?a flavor much like
the higher grades of coffee
(but without any of coffee's
harm.) Postum is a
true, pure food-drink that
has helped thousands to
forget the coffee habit.
"There's a Reason"
Grocers everywhere
sell POSTUM
I.
,
DRINKS FOR SUMMER DAYS
delicious Cooling Beverages That Are
at the Command of Practically
Every Housewife.
Grape Juice Is an excellent foundnion
for a variety of delicious drinks,
ind has the advantage of being
healthful. It Is much more economical
:o pui up your own grape Juice each
tear, but If you have not done this u
:ase of small bottles does not come
llgh.
Grape Juice and lluies make one of
die most dellclously cooling of slimmer
Irlnks. I'our Into a tall glass three or
lour fingers of grape Juice, add the
lulce of two limes uud a slice of the
peel; fill the gluss with water to taste
?a sparkling water Is preferable?aud
?erve Ice cold.
Grape Juice and lemonade make a
food combination.
A ginger ale and cold ten punch Is a
lovel drink that Is very good. Sweeten
la If a pitcher of cold tea, add the Juice
>f a lemon aud several sprigs of mint.
Seep on Ice and at the lust minute pour
U a bottle of lriiiL'or iiIp Ttils <I1<111I<I
i??t stand before serving, as the ginger
ill. will lose Its sparkle. A rather
strong and not too sweet ginger ale
dinuld be used for tills punch.
Iced cafe nu lnlt Is the best drink to
jerve if the luncheon is very light, and
i little extra nourishment Is wanted.
To make It properly?and It seldom Is
nade properly?It should be carefully
Mended, mixing the coffee and milk
.veil together and sweetening to taste.
It is better, it' possible, to use u sugar J
sirup to sweeten it. Stand ou the ice
until ready to serve and then add a
little thick cream to each glass and
Miough cracked ice to till the glass. For ;
the sweeter varieties of soft drluks,
.11 iIk shakes and fruit sirups may be
used.
To make u milk shake till a glass
two-thirds full of milk ; sweeten it to
turfte with uny fruit sirup or with a
little of some strained preserve, if you
have not the sirup. Fill the gluss with
tracked ice and shake together until
.veil mixed.
Fruit sirups can bo made from strawberries,
raspberries, cherries or currants.
Cook a quart of fruit with a
pint of water until well softened, then
strain and press out the Juice through
i heavy cloth. When cold, sweeten and I
dilute to taste, and serve in tall
glasses filled with cracked Ice.
TEMPTING DISHES
Chop boiled spinach fine and mix
thoroughly with a raw egg. Mold and
put in the oven a minute to reheat.
A spoonful of boiled and grated '
fresh corn or one of the canned corn,
If heated and put in the bottom of the i
soup plate just before the tomato soup
is poured in, makes a dish decidedly
new and appetizing.
The top of the round is often cut
!
up in Inch cubes, browned slightly
?.ind then stewed In enough water to
?ver It. This is put in the middle of '
the platter and then surrounded with
Dolled noodles to make a tasty dish.
For anyone who likes cooked bananas
a very good Idea is to cut the
fruit very, very line and then add to 1
the hot cake batter and cook the same ;
as the ordinary hot cakes. Grated
corn is also very good if used in the
same manner.
Brown Stew.
Two pounds find n half of nock and
shoulder of fresh beef cut In small
pieces. If too fat, remove some of It.
I
wash meat and put on stove In about i
two quarts or more of hot water In a !
good-sized kettle. Add two onion* I
sliced thin, two good-sized carrots cut j
in dice, three medium potatoes cut up. ;
Stew should cook about three und a j
half hours. Don't boll too hard. !
Should be quite thick and very dark ;
rich brown in color and not fut. Put
in onions, carrots, salt and pepper
when you put on the meat; put in potatoes
about one-half hour before stew
is done.
Calves' Liver and Bacon.
Cook rare eight slices of bncon In
the blaze; lift the bacon out, leaving
the fat in the pan; put In eight slices ;
of liver cut thin and lightly dusted
with tlour. and cook for tlve minutes,
turning continually; now put the ha- i
con hack to finish, adding a tablespoon- j
ful of butter and suit und pepper to
taste. Then serve.
Tomatoes and Cheese.
Prepare slices of hot toast. Tote
one cupful of tomato Juice. (Irate one
pound cheese, add to the tomato with
salt, a little cayenne pepper and one
cupful bread crfimbs. Melt table
spoottful butter In omelet pan. add
above mixture nml stir until cooked
and creamy. Pour over toast and
serve.
To Clean Window Shades.
Wet a sponge with lukewarm wnter,
squeeze out the surplus, and go over
the shade carefully. It may be neces?ary
to do this twice, then wipe gently ]
with n dry clotli, taking care not to
rub too much, as the paint may come
off.
Waldrof Salad.
One cupful celery diced, one cupful
sliced apples cut up and down, one |
tnblespoonful lemon Juice, dash of salt I
and pepper, one-half cupful mayonnaise
or boiled dressing If you prefer.
Mix all lightly so as not to mash
front. Place dressing on top and serve
in bed of lettuce leaves. A few maingn '
grapes and whole nut meats on top
add to appearance.
Potatoes With Cheese.
Cut six cold potatoes in cubes. Make
a white sauce, one cupful milk, twe
tnblospoonfuls flour, season with sail
and pepper and add four large tablespoonfuls
grated cheese. In dish put
layer of potatoes, cover with sniiee
' * ' 1|
etc., until full. Cover with crumbs. doi
with bit* ??f butter and brown i"
oven *
Mend Before Washing.
It Is of the utmost In portnnce to
mend anything that needs starch be*
fore It I* laundered. If the torn ot
worn place Is starched and Ironed II i
Is torn anil worn Just so tuuch thi ,
more; and a stiff, woru place Is very i
difficult to mead.
BATTLE CHANGES
OF Z^P YEAR jTi
OF WAR.
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WAR'S SECOND YEAR
Auk. 1?Teutons take Lublin.
Auk. 3?Teutons take Cholm; announce
170.000 Russians captured In July.
Auk. 6?Germans capture Warsaw.
Auk. 7?Teutons take Ivangorod.
Aug. 0? Germans take Serock.
Auk. 10? Great Britain starts register
of all men.
auk. ii ?1 ermans irko l/Oinza.
Auk. 13?AUK'S Ian J 50,000 more men on
Galiipoll.
Auk. 14?Germans Hike Sledlco and Sokolow.
Auk. 1"?Teutons start Belgrade bombardment.
Auk. 19?Russians lose Kovno. Zeppelins
kill ten In London suburbs.
Auk. 30?U-boat sinks liner Arable, two
Americans killed.
Auk. 21?German seize NovoReorglevsk.
Auk. 24?Germans capture Ossowlec.
Auk. 25? Germans take Kovel.
Auk. 27? Brest-Lite ,'sk falls.
Auk. 2S?Germans take Ollta.
Auk. 29? Teutons cross Zlota Up*.
Sept. 2?Germany announces 1,100,000
Russians captured since May 1. Lutsk is
taken. New York sterling exchange
drops to $4.50.
Sept. 3?Russians lose Brody.
Sept. 4?Russians give up Grodno. British
slaughtered In uttempt to ntorm Hill
70.
Sept. 6?Hesperian torpedoed, 2 Americans
killed. RusslAnH check Teutons on
the Dvlna and Sercth rivers.
Sept. S?Czar Nicholas takes command
of all the Russian armies In the lleld.
Sept. 7-8?Two Zeppelin raids on London:
30 kill?d.
Sept. 10?As Teutons take Pubno, czar
wins victory near Tarnopol and Trembowla.
9<*pt. 12?Russians drive Teutons back
14 miles In Oallcla.
Sept. 17?Von Maekensen seizes Plnsk.
Sept. 20?Germans take Vllna.
Sept. 2fi?Russians recapture Lutsk.
Sept. 27?French In two day battle advance
on wide front In Champagne, while
British attack south of La Bassue Canal.
Oct. 2?Germans announce 95.000 Russians
were captured In September.
Oct. 5?Germans estimate allied loss In
futile West front offensive at 190,000 men.
Oct. 7?Bulgaria sends ultimatum to
Serbia.
Ortt. 8?Teutons begin great Invasion of
Serbia.
Oct. 10?Teutons occupy Belgrade.
Oct. 13?Bulgaria Invades Serbia at three
points. Flfty-tlve killed by Zeppelin raid
on London.
Oct. 20? Russian recapture Czartorysk.
Serbians lose Vranja.
Oct. 22?Brand Whltlock, TT. S. minister
to Belgium reports hurried execution of
Edith Cavell. English nurse.
Oct. 25?Bulgarians capture Uskub.
Oct. 25? Germans storm llluxt.
Oct. 2H?Bulgarians and Teutons effect
Junction In Serbia.
Nov. 2? Austro-Qermans take KraguJevac.
Nov. 4?First of German "no meat"
days.
Nov. 7?Bulgarians take Nlsh, Serbian
war capital.
Nov. 10? Italian liner Ancona sunk with
largo loss of life.
Nov. 22?Serbians begin retreat Into
Montenegro.
Nov. 25?British defeated 13 miles from
Bagdad.
Nov. 27?Italians land at Avlona, Albania.
Nov. 20?Germans nnnounce operations
against Serbia have ended In complete
success.
Doc. 7?New war council with all allies
represented meets at Paris.
T'ec. 10?German chancellor makes peace
bid In relchstag speech.
i?cc. ao?Turks begin siege of Kut-elAmura.
Pee. 16?Sir Douglns Hftlg assrjmes commaml
of British In France.
Pee. 80?Ford peace band reaches Chrlstinnta
with delegates quarreling.
Dec. 21?Lloyd -George declares Britain
faces defeat unless greater efforts ure
made.
Dec. 28?Lloyd-George threatens to resign
unless conscription Is adopted.
Pec. SI?Italians occupy Durazzo, Albania.
Jan. 2, 1916?Word received liner Persia
sunk In Mediterranean; two Americans
lost.
Jan. 4 ? Germans abandon Cameroon
colony. West Africa. Russians take Czernowlfz.
Jan. 6?Conscription bill passes first
reading In house of commons.
Jan. 7?British complete evacuation of
Galllpoll.
Jan 8?Rnsnlnns take Czartorysk.
Jan. 20?Zeppelins kill 23 In I'arls. Germans
take two miles of trenches at Peronne.
Feb. 1?Zeppelins raid Liverpool and
other British cities; kill 59.
Feb. 2?Germans bring British prize
steamer Appant Into Ithmpton Roads.
Feb. 17?Russians capture Erzerum.
Feb. 21?German drive at Verdun begins.
Feb. 23?tr'zar visits Duma for first time
1n history.
Feb. 24?Germans announco two mile
advance at Verdun.
Feb 27?Germans capture Fort DouauSleuth
Made Mistake.
Detectives are human -occasionally.
Those hotel chaps that anyone can
spot have a hard t'-ne. Tho hotel lobhies
are being made a sort of rendezvous
for all sorts of people and
now and then a disreputable walks in
and takes a sent. Yesterday 1 saw
a detective make a mistake. He told
a lady that those seats wero for
"guests only." It so happened that
she was tho wife of u prominent man
who happened in at exactly that mln te.
Tho detoctlve just escaped a row.
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mont, Verdun. Austrlans capturo Durazzo.
Russians take Kermanshah.
Mar. 4-Husslans take llltlls by storm.
Mar. 6?The Moewc, Oerraun raider,
reaches home port. Zeppelins kill 13 In
England.
Mar. 7?Germans take Forges, near Verdun.
Mar. 10?Germany declares war on Portugal.
Mar. 11?Relieving force repulsed seven
miles from Kut-el-Amarn.
Mar. 2.">?Channel steamer Sussex destroyed
by submarine; 235 killed; several
Americans Injured.
April 1 Germans capture Malancourt.
near Verdun.
April 2 Zeppelin destroyed on British
coast after killing 23. Germans tuko
Vaux.
April C?Germans mako fifth Zeppelin
raid In six days on British const.
April 7 Germans capture llaueourt.
April 10?Russians capture Treblzond, on
Black sea.
April 21?First Russian contingent ?Usembarks
In France.
April 25?Sir ltogot Casement. Irish plotter.
raptured attempting to land In Ireland
from submarine.
April 2<1?Irish revolutionaries seize Dublin.
April 29?British battleship Russell sunk
by inino In Mediterranean.
April 30?British In Kut-el-Amara cnplt- |
ulate.
May 1?British nnnounop Irish revolt Is
quelled. |
May 6?Germany In note agrees to modi- !
fy submarine warfare. Allied warships
bring down two Zeppelins.
May 20? Austrlans drive Into Italy near
I-ako Garda.
May 21?Austrlans announce capture of
IS.000 Italians.
May 22?CossaekR from Russian army In
Asia Minor Join British In Mesopotamia
May 26?Compulsion bill signed by King
George.
May 26?Austrlans advance In Italy,
taking 24.000 prisoner*
Juno 1?Itusslnns begin great offensive
against Austrlans.
Juno 3?Greatest naval battle In history
off Skaggerrak. Both sides claim victory.
June G? Russians announce capture of
13.000 Austrlans.
June 7?Kitchener and staff drown when
cruiser Hampshlro strikes mine north of
Scotland.
June S?Germans capture Vaux Fort at
Verdun. Russlnns announce capture of
43,000 Austrlans In throe days.
June 9? Russians take l.utsk. Greece
disbands army at command of entente
powers.
June 10?Russians have forced back Aus
I trlan 26 mtlos.
I June 11?Russians take Buczacz, Gallcta.
June 12?Russians take Rubno.
June 13?Italians rally and check Austrian
drive.
June 19?Austrians evacuate Czernowlt*.
Bukowlna capital.
June 21?Allies In Parts conference agree
on boycott of Germany after tho war.
German re-enforcements halt Russian
drive In Volliynla.
June 24?All Bukowlna swept clear of
Austrlans by Russians.
June 2D?Russians seize Kuty 15 miles
from Kolomea.
June 26? Russians capture Klmpolung,
Bukowlna.
Juno 28?Italians recapture Corslero and
Posina.
June 30?Russians In battle near Kolomea
tako 10.000 prisoners.
July 1?Anglo-French "big push" on
Somme begins.
July 2?British and French continue advance
on Somme.
July 5?Russian patrols crowd Carpathians
Into Hungary.
July 6?French take German second lino
south of the Somme. Turks drive Russians
from Kermanshah, Persia.
July 9? British and French gain In West.
Russians advance toward Kovol. German
submarine merchantman Deutschland enters
Chesapeake Bay.
July 10?Russians advance 15 miles In
Volhynla.
July 11?French storm hill one mile from
I i-froniip. itussians rfacn tstoknod river.
| July 12?British cnpturo German trench' .
on clvht-mlle front.
I July 13?Russians capture Marnakhntum.
ft) miles wost of Erzerum.
July 15? British announce advance of a
mllo on four mile front.
July 16?Widespread peace agitation In
Germany. Russians toko Balburt, Armenia.
July 17? Russians capture 15.000 men.
Force foe over I.lpa river In Volhynla.
July 18?Great Britain publishes blacklist
of pro-German American firms.
July 10?Russians drive Austrlana back
Into Himgary.
July y>? Allies make big advnnoe on
west front. Russians resume offensive
before Kovel.
July 21?British roach German third Una
In Fouroaux wood. Russian left wing
drives Von Llnslngen back 15 miles.
July 22?British cavalry defeated near
Suez
July 23? British patrol squadron routs
s!\ German destroyers off Holland coast.
British renew great drive In Somme region.
entering Ror.leres.
July 24?Aftsaca and Germans fight
fiercely In I'ozleres. Russians pierce Gorman
front south of Riga und drtvo Austrlnns
Into mountains on Hungary frontier.
July 25?Turkey sends troops to aid Teutons
ug..lntt Russia. Terrttlc lighting continues
on Somme front. British suites
blacklist was not directed ugalust neutrals.
Why not have a sort of littlo card
printed which the bellboys might hand
to the ladies that take these seats?
If tho card were nicely worded tho ono
who has no right thero would leave
quickly enough when she is spotted.
And tho lady will not take offense ?
New York Times.
Would Have to Wait.
When Robert returned from his vacation
ho found that his dog did not
recognize him. He sighed and said:
"I guess he don't acknowledge me yet."
STOP C/
DODSOI
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New Discovery! Takes PI
Work Without Ma
Salivat
I discovered a vegetable comp
the work of dangerous, sickening
nam. t\cij icauci ui uus pajJcr
and if it doesn't straighten you
quicker than salivating calomel j
the store and get your money.
I guarantee that one spoonfi
Liver Tone will put your sluggisl
and clean your thirty feet of bo\>
bile and constipation poison \vh
your system and making you feel
I guarantee that one spoonful c
liquid liver medicine will relieve tl
iousness, coated tongue, ague, tnal
ach or any other distress caused b
as quickly as a dose of vile, nau:
besides it will not make you sick oi
Just the Thing.
"Do ymi consider journalism proper
work for 11 lady?"
"Why not? All women have u fond- 1
ness for press work."
SUFFERING BABY
RELIEVED AT ONCE
Mr. H. J. Lamar, Macon, Ga., writes:
"Wo used Ilancock Sulphur Compound 1
on our one-year-old baby who was
Buffering Intensely from prickly heat
and a half dozen applications, in the
course of 2 days, entirely relieved her.
When we first applied it, she was
broken out almost over her entire
body, causing fretfulncss and loss of
sleep, but she has not suffered since.
You should recommend the Sulphur
Compound strongly to mothers as
many children suffer so much from
beat. We also used a tablespoonful
In her bath for 3 days and it proved !
very soothing."
Hancock Sulphur Compound and !
Ointment are sold by all dealers.
Hancock Liquid Sulphur Co.. Baltimore,
Md. Write for Booklet.?Adr.
What's on His Mind?
A man on an Kvunsvllle car carried
a cage containing u pigeon and canary
bird.
"Huh, well mated," remarked one of
the passengers.
"About as well as some married people
1 know," rejoined the owner.?Indianapolis
News.
COULD NOT SPEAK
TO HER CHILDREN
| "I have been a great sufferer from
asthma since I was thirteen years old,"
| says Mrs. M. A. Mooney, 79 Carroll St.,
| Nashville, Tenn. "Have been so bad many
j times that 1 could not speak to my children
nor make my wants known to them.
T have taken three small bottles of Lun^- ,
; Vita, which has entirely cured my
j asthma." Mrs. Ruble Cinrk, 315 Oriole
[ Pt., Nashville, Tenn., writes: "After hav!
ing three doctors to tell tne I had tuberculosis.
I can gladlv sav that r.un?--Vit?
euro.! me."
] These testimonials ore taken from the
many we have on hand telling what Lung- ,
| Vita has dune in cases of consumption,
asthma, colds, croup, whooping cougn ana 1
grippe. If your dealer cannot supply you,
order direct. Price SI.75. Booklet upon
i request. Nashville Medicine Co., Room 8
( Stcger Building, Nashville. Tenn. Adv.
Just Like a Man.
This overheard conversation could
be re-related In two lines, but we are
stringing It out a little longer.
"I wish you'd get your life Insured,"
said a lady.
"Why shottld 17" growled the man.
"If you should die, you'd want to
know that 1 was provided for, wouldn't
you ?"
"Yes?but I'm hound to outlive you."
"There, that's Just like you?always
looking on the dark side!"
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of I
CASTORIA, a aafo and sure remedy fcr
Infants and children, and see that it
In Uso for Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Private Quarrels.
Both chef and wnlt?>r worn fn?i? ?ir?a
i ?xclt?ble. The waiter rushed hack Into
the kitchen, red with rage.
"You've dune It. now!" he said.
"There Is a customer kicking about the
potatoes. lb1 says they're no good.
, They've all got black eyes."
"Itlnck eyes?" said the cook. "Sure
an' If they have it's no fault of mine.
The hastes must have been llghtln' af|
ter I put 'era in the i>ot !"
To Fortify the System Against
Summer Heat
Many users of Grove's Tasteless Chill |
Tonic make it a practice to take this old ,
standard remedy regularly to fortify the
system against the depressing effect of
1 summer heat, as those who are strong
1 withstand the heat of summer better than
those who are weak. Price 50c.
Compulsory.
, Hear Admiral lVary, at a Washington
ton, talked about his recent Long
Poach living trip, when he fell I,'-!<*>
feet Into the water without knowing It.
"I wasn't frightened." ho said. "I
thought that our wift descent was a
piece of fancy living. 1 am, in fact, as
ignorant of aviation as the little hoy
was ignorant of history.
"'Describe the Order of the Hutu.'
his teacher asked this little hoy.
" 'It's very ancient,' he answered.
J 'It goes hack to the time when they ;
didn't tako 110 baths except by order.'" 1
VLOMEL!
n LIVE
ace of Dangerous Calomel
king You Sick?Eat Anythi
e?Don't Lose a Day's \
ound that docs a day's work. I
calomel and I derful liver medic
to try a bottle Calomel is pois
up better and bones, often causi
ust go back to gerous. It sickt
Tone is safe, pit
il of Dodson's thing afterwards,
li liver to work it to the children 1
rels of the sour ach or shock the
ich is clogging and wake up fe<
miserable. day's work.
)f this harmless Get a bottle!
te headache, bil- what I say, tell >
aria, sour stom- hack. Every dru?
y a torpid liver me and knows o
seating calomel, vegetable medicin<
r keep you from ous calomel?Adv
Stelli
and Gained
Mrs. Mattie Spain, of Mario. Okla.. one of the vai
Stolla-Vitao. say-i in praising; thin wonderful remedy
but 82 po inds, and could hardly sit up to l>o weighed
in nine years, and havo trained 28 pounds." Stolla-V
glvrj strength and health to tho frraalo organs. act:
brings the bloom of health to cheeks thnt arc faded a
THACHER MEDICINE CO.,
Shrewd Purchasing.
Little seven-year-old Fred, who lives
in one of Zanesvl lie's suburbs, bail l
been ailing ami his mother evented t
that he needeil a dose of eastor oil. .?
Fred was told that if he were to >
lake the castor oil without complaint i
he would set live cents to spend for <
candy.
Then his mother sent 1dm to the cor- t
tier drug store with l."> cents?10 cents
for the oil and five cents for cvmly. 1
Arriving at the drug store, Fred de- I
cided to buy the sweetmeats first, and t
told the clerk that he wanted a nickel's I
worth of candy. 1
"What kind of candy do you want?"
nsked the clerk. 1
"Gimme the kind you get the most <
for a nickel." answered Fred.
The clerk complied, and then Fred ' ?
said, rather reluctantly: i
"Now gimtne some castor oil. I :
want the kind you get the least for n i
dime." I
Not Without Avail.
"Peter Cooper, stand up."
The raw-boned "poor-white trash,"
holdlnff hts rili?ire?l tmt In ?-.n?? I
nnd the tnil of his shabby coat In th?> s
other, walked slowly up to the stand.
"Yes. Judge." '
"You are accused of profanity In a '
public place." I
"I guess I did It, judge. Nigger was ?
tryin' to steal nia hoss."
"But you should know better than to
take the name of the Lord in vain, Mr.
Cooper."
"It warn't In vain, judge. You Jes' i
ought ter have seen that nigger run !"
?Case nnd Comment.
No wonder so many men are Interested
In this talk about dreadnoughts.
They married some.
* M.
Veal Loaf, to ferve cold: Cooked <
end appetizing. Chicken Loaf, Ham L
delicately seasoned. Vienna Sausage,
Ham and ^Vafer Slirerl Dri^d 1
dainty luncheons.
Imtit on Libky't al your groct
^8^ M^eiU ^Ubb;
$86 to $ 104 Pays for Board, Ti
PIEDMONT H1GI
Mini nil *\ itor, no malaria Mountain wfnery.
at the best ind the cheapest sc hool in t
of N <*. "One of tlit1 best prejmr i'? r> . hoots it
thi'i Isno II?i?h seliOf*! >ii thin pari ? ' f'ne rotmlH
i Webb, Member t, 9th I
Ifor Illustrated catalogue and bo. ? views a
rvr. y W-*T Of* r o wp>w s
t\o?? IS.? <.I.AM> I'Kl/iS M tl I'ausiua I
l*ati 4iid Vmerlcan for
Parity, Strength a
I0?, ?*.r. $V, &0e and f I HoUIm At l*+*i?is K%?r>v?h?
Lirgeit Selling Brand In tha U. 9.
^ i .
TAKE
R TONE
?It Puts Your Liver To
ng?It Can Not
York!
want to see a bottle of this won:ine
in every home here,
on?it's mercury?it attacks the
ng rheumatism. Calomel is danms?while
my Dodson's Liver
jasant and harmless. Eat anybecause
it can not salivate. Give
because it doesn't upset the stomlivcr.
Take a spoonful tonight
ding fine and ready for a full
Try it! If it doesn't do exactly
-our dealer to hand your money
Igist and store keej>er here knows
f my wonderful discovery of a
e that takes the place of dangei>
a-Vitae
28 Pounds
*t number of women who hnvo been saved by
: "When I begun using Stella-Vitae I weight
I. Now 1 can work all day. feel better thnn 1 have
ritue ia n gixiacnd to Buffering womanhood. It
s aa a tonic on the nerves, restores vigor and
ind pale. It ia guaranteed. All dealers }1 a bottle
, CHATTANOOGA, TENN.
Sold for 47 years. For
K ^1] $5? Malaria, Chilis & Fever.
' ^ h ^ Also a Fine General
Strengthening Tonic.
tjr E 60c and 01.00 at all
Drug Stores.
One Man's Wisdom.
Grow el Is?Tills morning I onlennl
ho ioomnn to discontinue his visits,
<?ui thii buteher to send us n supply of
-:?11 pork, loft word with the baker to
iond as broad at least three days old,
rtstructod the mall mult to deliver
mr mail hut twice u week.
Mrs. Growells?Why, John, what la
he name of all? ^
drowolls?And tomorrow morning I
.vant you to remove all the fly screens
'rom the doors and windows, remove
lie springs from the bed, put some old
lrh khats in the mattress and have the
Aater cut oiY from the bathroom.
Mrs. < 1 rowel Is?What Is the matter
with you, John G rowel Is, are you
.Tu/.y?
Growells?Perish the thought, Mrs.
irowells, perish the thought! I have
lever been saner hi my life. I am
simply fixing things so we can enjoy
ill the comforts of a month's sojourn
a the country without leaving town.
See?
Unexpected Explanation.
I tanks?I had a new experience yesterday,
one you might call unaccountible.
I ate u hearty dinner, finishing up
with a Welsh rabbit, a mince pie and
some lobster a la N'ewburg. Then I
went to a place of amusement. 1 hud
hardly entered the building before everything
swam before me.
Honks?The Welsh rabbit did It.
Hunks?No, It was the lobster.
Itonks?I think it was the mince pie.
Hanks?No, I have a simpler explanation
than that. I never felt better
in my life. 1 was at the aquarium.
In Case of Rain.
Having lunch on the kitchen floor
makes a fair substitute for a picnic.?
Louisville Courier-Journal.
ISOj-jlJeather
eats Sat
70 r-4Tw
Corned Beef, select
oaf and Veal Loaf, 50
Genuine Deviled 40 \ j |
or sandwichea and 30 i
20m
r't 10 j-J-|
10114
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mmm
f, Chicago ooi-Li
I
jiition, Rent, Fuel and Light at
I SCHOOLh.VLI
< trnitirri ? *|>?Ti^nc<?'! traohCTR. Hoard
ho Sinte." I". M. RiKiticr, Mrmbrr I-rgNlatum
, i?.? - " Cl? v?'l;?n.l Star. "Id m.v opinion
i i iter ami i . iff II -'otiph ?'l n?- 11 ional
\ < Tl KM OPENS AUGUST 8tb.
V. .1.1.1 AM BURNS. l.AVVNDALR. N. G.
tnd Finn Flavor
ire. Our "TARIK TRKATS" TRVK rtqmfk. I
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