Fort Mill times. (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, January 27, 1916, Image 4
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$8.00 Set o!
Granite and Coppei
FREE
with every Majestic
ONE WEEK
Savel$
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As a special induceme
demonstration week only
MAJESTIC RANGE sold
the same) we will give fre
set of ware as illustrated h
Every piece of this ware is tl
Not a piece that is not needed
It cannot possibly be bought 1
This ware is on exhibition at our
Which Shall
Do YOU intend to continue
valuable fuel and destroying hig
that old worn-out cook stove.
You KNOW that old stove es
each year.
You KNOW you have troubl
bake just right, in fact, spoil i
every once in a while?you ki
siderable for yearly repairs.
The Great Majesl
Malleable and Chart
You make no mistake in bu
MAJESTIC?it's the range wit
TION ?ask your neighbors. T1
just right and of tne right ki
MALLEABLE AND CHARCO,
together practically air tightasbestos?parts
being malleable
moveable renervoir and an oven t
that's why the MAJESTIC ui
bakes just right every day in
bread just right all over without
gallons of water while breakfast
erly handled lasts a lifetime, am
limning ior repairs.
Don't buy tne range you exu
time "unsight unseen;" you'll
appointed. Come to our store
tion week, see the GREAT MA
many exclusive features explaii
the MAJESTIC is 300 percent, s
ranges where most ranges are w
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from the land
Mirage Frequently Seen by Traveler?
Through the Red River Valley
of Minnesota.
That phenomenon known as the mirage
has always been of interest to
travelers. Sometimes even people on
the train can get a glimpse of such
an illusion. In the Red River valley
of Minnesota are occasionally to be
seen some of its effects. In a guide
book issued by the United States i
Geological survey Warren Uphara
says: "The mirage, typical of plains,
country or the ocean, may be seen in
the Red River valley almost any sunshiny
day in spring, summer or au- 1
tumn. This queer phenomenon makes
the high land at the sides of the valley
and the tops of the distant trees and
houses appear to be raised a little
above the horizon, with a narrow strip
of sky between. The more complex
and astonishing effect of mirage may
be seen from the highland on either
side of the lake-bed floor. There, In
looking across the valley from one and
one-half to two hours after sunrise on
a hot morning following a cool night.
vuo ?iutcs ntm UUUBV9, villages ana
grain elevators loom up to two or
three times their true height and
places ordinarily hidden by the curvature
of the earth are brought into
view. Oftentimes, too, these objects
are seen double, being repeated in an
inverted image close above their real
position and separated from it by a
foglike belt. In its most perfect development
the mirage shows the upper
and topsy-turvy portion of the
view quite as distinctly as the lower
and true portion. These appearances
are due to refraction and reflection
from layers of air of different density
such as are often formed above a
wide expanse of level country In
warm weather."
FATHER TIME NEVER BLUFFED
8ooner or Later the Old Gentleman
Gets Even With Those Who
Practice Deception.
Once upon a time there was a lady
who wished to have her real age kept
a secret. In order to get away with it
she Instructed her Rnn in cara snvnne
asked how old he was, to knock off
about 60 por cent.
She told people the boy was large
for his age and explained the gruff
tones of his voice by saying that his
v s tonsils needed attontlon.
v One day the rector of the church
called, and while waiting in the drawing
room for the lady to put the finishing
touches to her make-up lie talked
with the boy, who was pretending to
read "Little l^ord Fauntleroy" for the
seventeenth time. The boy volunteered
the information that tomorrow would
be his birthday.
"Ah," said the rector, "and how old
will you be then?"
"Ten years old," replied the boy, as
per instructions.
"Indeed!" said the rector. "I dare
say you haven't any idea what your
mother is going to give you for a
, birthday gift."
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Range. KjT
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p.t during our JfSSjo
?e best of its kind. J fTw'"^r''v
in every kitchen. ^
laboring:* burning:
h-pricea food with
its up a lot of fuel m^
e in getting it to MrtJE5TK-NEVER*
batch of bread 5TEflmEt?-U/LLEr
iow it C08ts con- HEAVY-^TflnnPEIV
UETTLE: I3SZALI
l- pQrirto I40Z- ALLCOPPE
tic Kaxige coffeepotcoal
Iron. _
yiug the GREAT I hi,.,
h THE REPUTA- Wm%
icn, too. it's made IJEgZcH
\L IRON?rivited flffBraS
can't break?has a BSE
hat doesn't warp?
?es so little fuel.
i costs practically
iect to last a life- VWKll|yjlijju i
be sure to be disduring
demonstraJESTir:?have
its ffiSkV lv/^aB
ned?find out why
tronger than other
eakest.
V. KIMBRI
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pected answer. "She promised to give
me a safety razor."
When the rector rushed Into the hall
to see what had caused the loud crash
he had heard he found the boy's moth
er lying on the floor In a dead faint.
Moral: Old Father Time calls all
bluffs.
Tobacco Long Known.
It is worthy of remark that although
the common clay pipe of England is
entirely different in material and form
from our original American pipe, it
was used in nearly its present shape
at the first introduction of tobacco, as
though before approved for a similar
use.
Clay pipes, supposed to be of a date
anterior to this period, have occasion
ally been found in Irish bogs. An en
graving of a dudeen, which was dug up
at Brannockstown. sticking between
the teeth of a human skull, may be
found In the "Anthologia Hibernica,"
together with a paper which, on the
authority of Herodotus. Strabo and
other ancient writers, would prove
that the northern nations of Europo,
L.S AL- At - ?
uiis ooiuro mo oiscovery or America,
were acquainted with tobacco, or an
herb of similar properties, and that
they smoked it through small tubes.
What He Didn't Understand.
The soldier was telling the work
man about a battle that be had once
been in that had lasted from eight
o'clock in the morning until seven
o'clock at night. His description was
most graphic, and he became very enthusiastic
as he lived through the stirring
scenes again.
"There's one thing I can't understand
about the story," said the workman,
slowly, when he had finished.
"You say that the battle began at
eight o'clock in the morning and lasted
until seven o'clock at night?"
"Yes, that's so,' was the reply.
"Then," retorted the workman with 1
a puzzled air, "what 1 can't make out
is how did you manage about your
dinner hour?"
Worry.
Worry is the great American habit.
As a national pastime baseball is a
poor second. Our peculiar civilization
makes it chronic. We are the champion
worriers of the universe. The Af- i
rlcan is happy; oriental fatalism prevents
a dissatisfaction with the Asiatic;
the European, in peace, is usually
content. But we worry because Jones
next door has an automobile. Our
brethren of the other continents would t
uoruiy Kcvupi jones as a superior owing
and let It go at that. We don't.
So we go on worrying berause Jones
has an automobile, because Mrs. Jones
has a new gown and because we may
have some trouble scraping together ,
the money for next month's rent and
food bills. And wo know all the timo
that worrying won't ever get us the
motor car, the gown, or pay the rent; '
In fact. It takes away whatever little
Joy there might be in living. We know
that It Impairs our health, destroys
onr efficiency and spoils our chances of
ever attaining anything. Yes. worry
Is a great thing?for doctors and undertakers!?Wilkes-Barre
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anuary 31st to Fel
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DANGER IN FOOLISH CUSTOM
Those Who Bite Penholder* In Public
Uae Are Hereby Warned of
Possible Infection.
That the penholder, such as most of
us frequently use in hotels, post offices,
banks and other public writing
rooms may be as deadly a carrier of
disease germs as Che roller towel and
public drinking cup, is the suspicion
for which the boards of health believe
they have found ample grounds.
The next time you use one of these
public penholders you will notice, if
you examine it carefully, that the
wood^i handle is covered with little
dents. These dents are the imprint
of the teeth of persons who have used
the pen before you; and as the mouth
is the favorite port of entry for disease,
each dent Is usually full of microbes.
To expose yourself to sickness and
death, therefore, all you need to do
is to bite on the penholder. Every
time you do this, you take into your
mnnth #Ka 4 -u
u.vu?u tuu tciuio nuicu scores 01
other persons have left by similar
bites.
Health officials plan to secure legislation
abolishing the public penholder.
In the meaunme they urge the
public to try to break itself of the almoBt
universal habit of holding a pen
in one's mouth while folding a letter
or blotting a check.
The Great Missouri River.
The Missouri is one of the great
rivers of the United States. Its total
length is about 2,400 miles, and that
part above the crossing of the Northern
Pacific has a length of about 1,160
miles. The totai area drained by this
river is 527,155 square miles, a territory
as great as that embraced in the
states of New Jersey. Pennsylvania,
Ohio, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia.
West Virginia, Kentucky, North Carolina,
Tennessee, South Carolina, Qeor- .
gla. Alabama and Mississippi.
UGH! CALOMEL Mi
DON'T STAY BILK
"Dodson's Liver Tom" Will Clou Your I
Sluggish Urn Better Thin Cilomil
aid Can Not SilWite.
Calomel mokes you sick; you lose ft
jay's work. Calomel is quicksilver and
it salivates; calomel injures your liver.
If you are bilious; feel lazy, sluggish
and all knocked out, if your bowels are
constipated and your head aches or
stomach is sour, just tako a spoonful of
harmless Dodson's I.iver Tone instead
of using sickening, salivating calomel.
!)odeon's Liver "Tone is real liver medicine.
You'll know it next morning because
you will wake up feeling fine,
your liver will be working, your headache
and dizziness gone, your stomach
will be sweet and bowels regular. You
will fed like working. You'll be oWr
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Schedule of Services ~~
Fort Mill Circuit of M. E. Church, South, I
for the Year 1916.
Fort Mill Church?1st and 3rd Sun- I
days at 11 a. rn., and 4th Sunday at I
mgnc. Sunday school every Sunday
morning. Womans' Missionary society
every 1st Sunday afternoon.
Pleasant Hill Church?1st and 3rd
Sundays at 3:30 p. m. Sunday school
every Sunday afternoon at 2:30 o'clock.
Philadelphia Church?2nd Sunday at
J1 a. m.; 4th Sunday at 3:30 p. m. Sunday
school every Sunday morning. (4th
Sunday at 3:30 p. m.)
India Hock Church?4th Sunday at 11
a. m.; 2nd Sunday at 3:30 p. m. Sunday
school every Sunday afternoon,
(4th Sunday 10:00 a. m.)
E. Z. JAMES, Pastor.
Rubbing Eases Pain
Rubbing sends the liniment
tingling through the flesh and
quickly tftops pain. Demand a
liniment that you can rub with.
The be& rubbing liniment is
MUSTANG
LINIMENT
I Good for the Ailments of i ?
Horses. Mule? f?I
9
/or i/our own Aches,
Pains, Rheumatism, Sprains,
Cuts, Burns, Etc.
25c. 50c. $1. At all Dealers.
Old New8pr|KT8 for sale at The;
Times Office.
ikes you sick.
ids, constipated!
Your druggist or dealer sells you a
50 cent bottle of Dodnon'a Liver Tone
under my personal guarantee that it
will clean your sluggish liver better than
nasty calomel; it won't make you tick
and you can eat anything you want
without being salivated. Your druggist
guarantees that each spoonful will start
your liver, clean your bowels and
straighten you up by morning or you
get your money back. Children gladly
take Dodson's Liver Tone because it ia
pleasant tasting and doesn't gripe or
cramp or make them sick.
I am selling miflions of bottlca of
Hodson's Liver Tone to people who have
found that this pleasant, vegetable, liver
medicine takes the place of dangerous
calomel. Buy one bottle un my sound,
reliable guarantee. Aek fwr druggist
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Children's
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P|MwI Tuesbay, Februar
to the first 100 boy
fci'MISS! Majestic Range rale
Kl^H wers to the follow
"Story Book Souvei
2*?^ 1 ?What range is
2?Know anyone r
3?Why should th<
^IVdBBvfli every kitchen?
4?What is your aj
1 The one giving th
the last question ma
our stock, in additio
????? Don't be discouraj
100 to get a Story B
R-SL'Sn-iDIRCa- MAJESTIC PUZZ1
I: 2-?IXinLL-f1EVER- the boys and girls.
|RIPP1NQ-P?1N5- Be sure to nave y
NinLL&RIPF7lri5- at our store on Tuet
CflN-nL50-BE- 5. They must be w
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Hi -iPxw^ l'c factory will be |
ilnLlsl^ Ranges"?show you
HMIpN range on earth at ai
Come, If Yoi
Education lies in
the oven of a range
uses so little fuel?1
side and outside 1
the future. Don't
things shown by on<
Don't Overlc
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Under present <
ule the net second
are as follows
FOR $1,000.00 U
-AGE
21 years
23 44
25 44 :
28 44
30 44
35 44
40 44
45 44
50 44
60 44
These are Old Line rates
America?The Union Central
We will be glad to quote y
shown above.
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$8.00 Set of
and Copper Ware
FREE
irery Majestic Range.
EEK ONLY.
Souvenir Day,
>ry Books Free.
y 1st, between 3 and 5 p. m.,
s and girls who present the
sman at our store written uns'ing
questions, will receive a
iir FREE.
your mother now using? L
leeding a range? Who?
; Great Majestic Range be in
ge? 6?When is your birthday?
>0 Article Free.
e neatest and best answer to
ly select any $1.00 article from
n to the Souvenir,
ged if you are not one ot the
look Souvenir. You will get a
LE CARD?something for all
our answers readv to hand in
iday afternoon between 3 and
rritten answers?otherwise you
nir.
All during this week a special
demonstrator from the Majesglad
to show you "All About
i why the Majestic is the best
ny price.
i Intend to Buy or Mot.
Knowing Things ?Know why
is heated ?Why the Maiestic .
Know how a range is made in"his
education may serve you in
t overlook a chance to know
5 who knows. Come.
?ok the Date.
cial Invitation to You
ids.
fill, S. C. [
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iese Rates
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dividend schedi-year
premiums
FE INSURANCE.
5-Year 10-Year 20-Year
Term Term Term
. $ 8.07 $ 8.22 $ 8.63
8.22 8.40 8.89
8.39 8.60 9.17
8.67 8.84 9.70
8.82 9.21 10.15
9.60 10.10 11.76
10.87 11.54 14.50
12.46 15.11 19.10
. I 15.79 18.66 26.52
J 31.22 38.64
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District Agents
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150 Short Stories
l?re Articles, Nature and Science, 11
jcceptional Editorial Page, Family 1,
age. Boys' Page. Girls' Page, Chif- \ >
ren's Page. AH ages liberally i'
rovided for. \
'wics as much as any magazine
ires in a year. Fifty-two times
year?not twelve. i|
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