Fort Mill times. (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, November 06, 1913, Image 10
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TALKING CLOCK WAKENSONE
/ Qlv*a Alarm In Words of Dlagustad
Wlfo Who Has Breakfast
Ready.
Although it would seem, that al- ,
most everything necessary to the I
comfort and convenience of mankind
had been fashioned, inventors keep
right on dreaming and achieving.
Among the latest offerings is an
alarm clock which awakens you with
the words of a disgusted wife who
has breakfast on the table. In the
evening before retiring you set the
clock for 6:30; at 6:30 you will
probably get up. Here is what will
waken you:
"Six-thirty, six-thirty, six-thirty;
time to get up; get up, can't you?
Get up, you miserable, lazy man. Get
up, get up, get up!"
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j u\ mot * *\*VIY ill \ HIS I % 11111 >VU0 CA"
[hibited in 1800, but it cost $2,500 to
make it. The present offering costs
$25. If you are awake in the middle
of the night and wish to know the
time, press a button and the clock
, "will tell you the nearest quarter-hour,
^ as: "Two fifteen" if it happens to
be 2:lo or 2:18. The phonographic
record is on an endless belt and the
grooves in which the voice vibrations
are recorded run lengthwise of the
belt. The belt continues to give out
sound until shut off when once started.
So far the clocks have been supplied
with belts which talk in 35
languages.
EXTREMELY SO
Ilardup?Is the widow interesting?
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Nocoyne?No; but her fortune is.
THE "KANGAROO" VESSEL.
One of the most curious of recent
inventions is the ship with a "pouch**
for carrying submarines. The "kangaroo"
vessel is being tried in several
Europenf nnv^s. It is so called because
the idea of taking the submarine
aboard may be said to be in imitation
of the way in which the female
kangaroo carries her young.
The vessel is built so that her stern
may be sunk by water ballast and the
plates, framework and beams removed
from the bow. This manipulation
, reveals a large chamber into
ll'tiii-li fli?> aiiKtimrino >?a<> I...
The how is then sunk, also by water
ballast. The submarine slides into
its traveling drv dock and n reverse
series of manipulation brings the
"kangaroo" back into position for a
voyage.
HE THOUGHT QUICKLY.
Miss Klderleigh?So you remarked
to Katharine that I looked as old as
the hills. Now don't deny it; I
heard you.
Jack Spott?Oh?er?but you
misunderstand. 1 was merely comparing
your age with that of the Hill
young ladies I am acquainted with?
twins, you know.?Hoston Transcript.
CONDOLENCE.
Neighor?And how's yer guid man
this mornin', Mrs. Tatnson?
Mrs. Tamson?He deed last nicht.
Neighbor?I'm real sorry to hear
that. Ye'll no remember if he happened
to say onything aboot a pot
o' green paint before he slippet awa?
?Punch.
PLENTY OF ROOM.
"I saw ft dozen men onee covered
with one barrel."
"How could that he?"
"It was the hnrrcl of a gun."
M^R CHOICE.
"Miss Oldgirl is going to make a
very appropriate match."
"Whom is she going to marry?"
"A collector of antiques."
THE DUMP.
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Young Wife?That pudding I
have just made for yon is a poem.
, Hubby?And I suppose I'm to be
the waste basket.
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SEVERE BRONCHIAL COUGH
Doctors Feared Lung Trouble,
Restored to Health by VinoL
The medical profession does not believe
that lung troubles are Inherited,
but a person may inherit a weakness
or tendency to them.
Mrs. Kate Heckman, Springfield,
Ohio, says: "A few years ago 1 was
in a very bad run-down condition, and
the physician told me I had consumption.
I t\*ied another physician, and
he told me I had ulcers on my right
lung. I quit the physicians and
started on 'VinoL' Today I am:
perfectly healthy, and that is why I
recommend 'VlnoF."
Vinol soothes and heals the inflamed
surfaces and allays the cough,
Vinol creates an appetite, strengthens
t^e digestive organs and giveg the
patient strength to throw off incipient
pulmonary diseases.
Try a bottle of Vinol with the tinderstandin~
that your money will be
returned if it does not help you.
P. S.?For any skin trouble try our
Saxo Salvo. We guarantee it.
W. H. AUDREY, Druggist,
FORT MIl.L, S. ('.
A Npw Fnrrp in
A A ^ V* f ? M. VTA 'WW AAA
Farming.
Inoculate your Clover, Vetch,'Alfalfa
and other Legumes with Nftra Germ
for $2.00 per sere. See me or mail
your ord? rs to Nitra Germ and Fertilizer
Co., Savannah., Ga.
.IAS. P. GULP, Agent,
Rock Hill, S. C.
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GIRLS
25
WANTED
To operate power Sew- ing
Machines, manufacturing
overalls.
Gil ls paid while learning.
In the heart of the
city.
New building, sanitary
, surroundings.
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HAMILTON CARHARTT.
Manufacturer,
ROCK HILL, - S. C.
"Haile's on the Corner."
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Quick Work Metal
Polish, "Made in lexas."
Has no equal for polishing
brass signs, railings, copper,
zinc, harness and door
trimmings, household articles,
bicycles, enq^mel, silver
and nickel plate, yacht trimmings,
golf sticks, autos,
etc.
Would be glad to sell
you a paqkage.
Fort Mill Drug Compy,
J. R. HAILE, Proprietor.
Phone 43.
Doors, Sashes and Blinds
require good judgment in their
selection, or else you must pur
chase them at a
Reliable Lumber Yard
like ours. Contractors and builders
know that good work cannot
be done with poor material, and
i that is why so many of them are
i our customers.
Fort Mill Lumber Company,
'Phone 72.
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tvery train ever]
New Goods to the
I week we have rece
B of Men's Popular
or ckmmonf /-\f
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Overcoats and ano
I Shoes. Our first sh
9 Misses' and Child]
J? and Cloaks just r<
J Goods, Underwear
I alls, Etc., well, w(
them. Looks like
on to our way of s<
Kor Less. Every <
Iter business.
Don't part corr
good, hard-earned
vestigate our wa)
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cation is high, th
goods is. high, but
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0 OVER FIRST NATL BANK
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fi When a farmer sells
business man he receiv
business man knows th
him and be a receipt,
to his advantage to pi
should not the farmer I
bills by check? A cf
chances of error and is
large number of farmei
and there are others wl
of them?
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I Savings Bank
Leroy Springs, Prest, \
Fill your bins with our
COAL
The best Coal mined.
We are now making summer
deliveries at summer
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prices. Buy now, prices will
advance later. We guarantee
the quality of our Coal.
We never overcharge, and
offer you only the best grade
of Tennessee Coal.
Stewart & Culp
_ Phone 15.
KILLthi couch
?hd CURE th? LUNCS ,
wim Dr. King's
New Discovery
/^ONSUWrtlON * Price
*fUH I OUGHS&na 50c & $1.00
ISOLDS Free Trial.
Surest and Quickest Oure for all :
TMHOAT and LUNG TROUBLES,
or MONEY BACK.
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IRSDAY, OCTOBER 6,1913.
iOODsi
Less. j
y day brings more I
New Store. This ?
iived a shipment 8
Priced Suits, an- 1
Boys* Suits and 1
ther shipment of ?
ipment of Ladies', r
ren's Long Coats E
reived. Fleeced E
, Sweaters, Over- g
* just can t keep ?
: everybody's got 8
dling.New Goods gj
day brings us bet- gg
ipany with your g?
cash until you in- B
r of saving you g
)urchase. Our lo- m
a ni 1 o 1 if,r /^f , v
UUilLy Wl UUl jA
prices are lowest, g
y Goods Store, |
"SELLS IT FOR LESS." &
KID ICHKH5KKE? ? Q)
'heck j|
his produce of any kind to a II
es Iiis pay by check. The II
1*5 pltppt will i>nmn Ko%lr tn II
.w vkvvii kiii wiiiv wav^rv i.vs Hp
If the business man finds it
ay all bills by check, why
>e equally wise and pay his
leek account eliminates all
ai* undisputal respect. A
rs are now banking with us,
ho should be. Are you one
Fort Mill, I
N. B. Meacham, Cashr. ?|
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THE KURFEES PAINT
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FOR* OXIDX Of UNO I
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or ' rVRM DRYIR
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If it's PURE PAINT yqu want we have it in the KURFEES
PAINT. A guaranteed PURE LEAD and ZINC Paint. The formula is
shown on the can. It is sold subject to chemical analysis.
Kurfees OUTSIDE WHITE is the WHITEST WHITE you can
get. The fifty standard and up-to-date colors are all good and permanent.
The paint is very heavy bodied, has the greatest possible covering
. power and we guarantee it to cover more surface, to cover it better,,
look better and wear longer than any Lead and Oil hand-mixed paint or
! cheap ready mixed paint.
Call and let us show you the most attractive line of colors ever seen
in this market. We will save you money on your paint bill and sell you
an absolutely Pure Paint. J
Massey's Drug Store,
Fort Mill, S. C.
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| Shoes, Yes, Shoes!
!! Let the If
| 1 E D RACKET.!
Shoe you with the
| the best Shoes for
the least money.
The Red Racket Store.
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| For BREAKFAST, g
P . For DINNER,'
! For SUPPER,
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There s Nothing better than
PEERLESS
It makes good loaf; it makes good biscuits; it
makes good pies; it makes good cakes; in fact, it
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makes HtALlH.
Try a bag; it's a little better and the price is the
same.
For sale by
LMcELHANEY & CO., ?
FORT MILL, S. C. K
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1 Your Bank '
L Is what we would like our Bank to be.
I We would like you to make us your de- ||
F pository-to have you talk over your fi- |
nancial affairs with us?to lot. na holn
your business matters. We try to
(meet our customers' wants (some- times
it is very inconvenient to do 2
this, but we submit that no financial |
institution has stood by its customers
any better than we do). In fact, we
| want to be of service to you. |
Our bank should be n
| Your bank. |
The First National Bank,
| Fort Mill, - - - S. C. |
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