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HIS ONLYPASSWORO
By GEORGE ELMER COBB.
"I'm sorry for you, Ned," observed
Cyrus Moore.
"I'm sory for myself," responded
Ned Dayton, rather grewsomely.
"Look here. Cyrus, you're my best
chum and you are the cousin of the
girl I love. You must know her father
and his ways pretty well. Is he
really the terrible tyrant they describe
hiin?"
"Ned." explained Cyrus, solemnly.
uti! ?* ivKuiirr ogre. ne 11 prouaDiy |
gnash his teeth and jump on you
and maybe throw you from his oflice
window. I know two fellows
who made up to Leila and submitted
their prospects to the old man.
One has left town and the other is
running yet."
Ned looked pretty much concerned.
If he had not been so much in love,
he might have noticed a sly twinkle
in the eye of his mischief-making
comrade.
"Well," observed Ned after a moment
of serious thought, "I'll beard
this desperate lion in his den, come
what may."
Ned was inspired with no ordinary
love for pretty petted Leila Allen,
the alleged ogre's only daughter. He
had come down to Hopeton at the invitation
of Cyrus Moore, his chum,
to meet his fate. It was decidedly up
to him now to advise stern dignified
old Judge Allen that he wished to
euter his family as a son-in-law.
There could be no possible objections
to this, except that Ned had
no business experience and was credulous
and innocent of the ways of
the world. If this latter had not
been true he would have discounted
Mooro's lurid references to I Vila's
father and have recalled Moore'.* reputation
as a practical joker on all
occasions.
Ned had not as yet seen Judge Allen
except at a distance. Of a
verity the judge was a rather severe
and ultra-dignified looking person.
Ned could show up pretty well, however,
as to family Income and prospects,
if he was only given a chance
to present his claims.
"That'H just it, you see," declared
Cyrus, the sly tease. "It's breaking
h 1
"That Young Man," Growled the
Judge.
the first Ice with the judge that
counts."
"Say. couldn't you Introduce me?"
suggested N'ed with eagerness.
"Me? Why," declared Cyrus, "it
would doom your case at the start.
Truth is, I am down in the judge's
bad books for a Joke I played on
him. Mixed up some law references
ho had in an important case and
made a monkey of him in open court.
He never forgave me. Oh, say!"
fairly shouted Cyrus, as though struck
by a sudden idea of tremendous
force.?"the very thins!"
"What is?" inquired Ned hopefully.
"Why didn't 1 think of it before!"
exclaimed Cyrus, "magnificent! It
solves the problem. I can put you
in just right with the judge?hurrah!
I. D. L. A. S. O. M." 1
"Kh!" stared the bewildered Ned.
wondering if his friend was taking
leave of his senses.
" 'I 3>early Love A Son Of
Momus'?see?" propounded Cyrus.
"I don't," confessed Ned in hopeless
wonderment.
"Secret society. Great go In town
two years ago. Got the judge to
Join. Initiated him. First thing you
do when you see him shout that at
h!m. Then give the password "
"What is It?" inquired Ned In his
artless way. catching on.
"Sesquepedalian."
"What'll he do then?"
"Recognize you as a brother member?take
you to his fraternal and
paternal arms. Oh. how lucky I
though of it!" and Cyrus chuckled
till he wriggled.
In perfect good faith Ned Dayton
called at the office of Judge Allen
thA fnllnaMncr Hoar I J ~ * *
uii;. no Mitll'l] I11H
namft. Yes, his host had heard him
mentioned by his daughter. but he
said so gruffly and he scanned the
young man over as if he was on the
witness stand
"Judge Allen," spoke our hero, "I
have como on a very particular errand,
but first?"I. D. I* A. S. O. M." "
What!"
The eminent Jurist turned black In
the face. He gave his innocent visitor
a terrible look.
*" Sesquepedallan,' " added the over
confident Ned with a knowing smile.
"Why?wi?vl" fairly shrieked the
*.
_? JLJ i. H '! MM *
judge, jumping to his feet and sell- !
ing a law book. "Did you come here
to insult ino? If you don't get out of
this office double quick I'll break |
every bone in your body!"
Hang! smash! clatter!?the per- I
turbod Ned got through Hie doorway j
just as the ponderous law tome
grazed his head, shattered the .glass
in tho of.ice door and preceding him
on a rushing roll down the stairs and
to the street.
Ned sought his friend Cyrus for
consolation, hut found that he had
suspiciously and mysteriously left
town on a fishing trip. He dared not
venture to call at the Allen home
that night, but managed to meet Leila
on the street.
"Oh. if I only had that scapegrace,
Cyrus Moore!" cried Leila, when Ned
had narrated his dismal story.
"Why, what has Cyrus got. to do
with it?" usked the unsophisticated
Ned.
"He has played otio of his practical
jokes on you and 1 will take delight
in hexing his ears when he puts in
an appearance again!" declared tho
irate little miss. "About two years
ago sonio jokers got papa to join
the 'Sons of Menus.' They gave him
a terrible initiation and he never
forgives even an allusion to the host."
"I certainly have put my foot in
it!" groaned poor Nod.
"You certainly have." agreed Leila.
"What can 1 do?"
"Go and see papa and explain." advised
Leila.
Somehow Neil could not sutnmou
up the courage to do this. lie
passed the Allen home the next evening.
There were no lights in the
house and ho took up his station In
the shadow of a big tree.
"The family have gone out to some
neighbor's. I suppose," he reasoned
"I'll stay here and catch tho judge
as he returns."
It was nearly one-half an hour
later when Ned pricked up his ears.
The gate latch of the Allen place
clicked and some one came out. He
recognized the light overcoat the
judge wore. As the pedestrian passed
him Ned stepped out from covert.
"Just a word, judge," he began?
biff!
The wearer of the overcoat shot
out his list, dropped something he
was carrying and put down the street
on a run.
"Well, this is queer!" commented
Ned, staring vaguely after the fugitive.
"He dropped a package, 1 declare!"
Ned stared hard as he opened a pii
low case to find it stuffed full of sil
verware, documents and jewelry.
He guessed the oracle speedily?a
burglar had looted the Allen home,
taking the judge's overcoat as well.
ts;n uown oil tin' rront steps
to await the return of the Aliens.
Soon Leila and her father came Into
view.
"Why, Ned!" exclaimed the daughter.
"That young ma..!" growled the
judge. "You'll find a better password
than your last one, if you expect to
stay around here."
"Yes, see?this is my password on
the present occasion," explained Ned.
as he handed over the stolen plunder
and explained about it.
The judge was fairly delighted to
recover papers of great value; he declared.
Ned took heart.
".fudge Allen," he said manfully,
"there's only one password I'll over
use. if you consent to my plea for
happiness."
"And what's that?" asked tlio
judge.
"Leila?first, last and all of the
time LeilaJ"
(Copyright, 1913, by \V. (J. Chapman.)
: CHICAGO GIVEN GREAT SHOCK
Insanity Found to Be Alarmingly c>n
the Increase in the First City
of Illinois.
Chicago lias Just completed a census
and alarm is felt over the figures,
which show an increase of 25 per
cent, in insanity, with tho increase in
population only 12 per cent, in four
years. I)r. II. I Davis, county physician
of Cook county, Illinois, declares
(hat tho number of Insane people inci
eases steadily each year.
It is a fact, however, that the undue
I increase in insanity is in many instances
confined to certain sections of
| the country In cycles or waves. There
will be a period in which a marked increase
in mental derangement will be
noted. Then statistics will suddenly
ohiff <...H ?h? Imam ??? ?
- ....V. IUIIIII,; inuu win HIMKUVII
in sections where t was high and go
up in sections where it was comparatively
low. Just what is the reason for
this has not been determined, although
alienists and others liavo offered
all sorts of explanations.
One of these is that when a great
calamity befalls a community children
born of parents who have suffered
much through the calamity are likely
to be born mentally deficient. The
parents themselves may not suffer in
that way because, being fully grown
and matured mentally, they survive
the shock.
One on the Lawyer.
Here's a bit of cross-examination
dug up by a jovial lawyer from his I
fund of reminiscences:
Q.?Now, what were the exact words
used by the prisoner when ho spoke to
you?
A.?He said be stole the watch.
Q.?No, no. He wouldn't have used
the third person.
A.?Hut there was no third person; :
only the two of us.t
Q.?Then he must have said: "I
stole the watch."
A.?Begorra. maybe you did, hut he '
didn't squeal on you.?Cincinnati
Times-Star.
PIGS HMD CHICKS
ONLY COMPANIONS
Michigan Negro 115 Years Old
Unmindful of Ail Health Laws
and Edicts.
UNAFRAID OF GERMS
George Banks, a Bangor, Mich., Pio
neer, Has Worn the Same Suit ol
Clothes for the Last 32 Years ar.d
His Diet Is Simple.
Bangor. Mich.?Health demonstration
trains run around the state,
health olllcers lay down their laws,
newspapers cry out all with the doetrine
that cleanliness means longevity
-?and ancient George Hanks goes
right along living, unmindful, in his
dirty old log cabin. Germs and Georg?
have affinities for each other, or els<
germs hate George so badly that they
won't go near him. George bimselt
ueithet knows nor cares.
As near as has been figured out.
George is one hundred and fifteen
years old. That would fix his birth in
the year 17J>S. From a little picka
ninnv down on a Kentucky plantation
In' grew up into a strong young slave
About 1S27 he escaped, and he managed
to stay escaped until the Civil
war came along and made him free
technically. George helped make himself
free, as a matter of fact, for he
fought all through the war on the
i'nion side, leaving his present abodt
to join the army.
It was in 1S415 that George came tc
this region. He built himself a little
log house seven miles from Bangor
and there he reared a family. Tin
famH\ has been burled for a good many
years, except for a granddaughter.
now tiny-two. who takes ran- of him
to a greater or less extent -for her
granddad doesn't welcome too minute
affectionate or efficient attention
;
Alone With His Pigs and Chicks.
tlseso days, lie's satisfied to live in
d 'fiance of all health mandates and
let things go at that.
On sunny days he sits on a little
siool in the doorway of his dinsrv lee
cabin, while pigs and chickens unconcernedly
stroll in and out of the ,
house. On rainy days lie with the
pigs and chickens stays inside. Not
In 11 years has he been more than lOti
feet away from his house.
lie doesn't approve of change ol
clothes any more than he does of the
changes in scenery. It is said hereabouts
that the old darkey had worn
the selfsame suit of clothing for the
last yea-s.
His system of dietetics is simple
Soup and tobacco, tobacco and soup and
there you have his menu. Four- 5
teen hours a day George sleeps; five
hours more than President Wilson
and ten hours more than Napoleon or
Thomas Rdison.
George used to tell great tales of
himself and of the events of long ago,
but during the last few years his
mind has gradually failed, and now
his tr-ngue keeps up a babble as cease
less as it is meaningless. That his
memory isn't quite gone, however, is
attested by G. A. Smeeman of Grand
Kapids, now in his twenties, who re
cently visited here after an absence of
many years. When a lad of six Smeeman
was given some fish by George,
who in those days was an active old
man.
The ancient African, in his quavering
voice, rehearsed the story of tin
fish in detail as he crinkled the parch
ment-like skin of his face into a wizened
smile.
Child's Eyes Turning to Stone.
Grand Rapids, Mich. Specialists
iiero are puzzled over the case of Benjam
in Wood, thirteen, whose eyes are
turning to stone through petrification.
For years the l)oy has been losing his
sight. Kxpert oculists examined him
and found his eyes petrified.
Regular Flock.
New Brunswick. N. .1 Miss Lillian
Wildgoose, Robert Wi'.dgoose, Andrew
Wildgoose and Herbert Wildgoose,
'.nothers and sisters, all announce the
approach of their respective weddings.
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Capital Is Taking on the
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WASHINGTON.?"'. used to think
that Washington was the '-,?iet?
si big city in the world." sighed a
"good old t iincs" person, "and 1 loved
ii on that acount. Hut now?!" The
sigh and the shake of the head were I
eloquent.
If memory serves, it was Mrs.
Adams. wife of the president, who
eomplained of Washington as a wllderness.
The streets, she said, were 1
composed of mud that covered the
hubs of the wheels of her carriage. (
Probably, with such a paving there i
was practically no noise of traflic? ;
likewise no traflic.
"The city protects its citizens from
unnecessary noises," said Maj. Syl- (
vester, "but as Washington each year j
takes on more and more the attributes 1
of a metropolis the number of neces-j
sary noises increases."
.lust then a man blustered into the
outer ofllce and demanded a copy of j
the police regulations.
"1 want," he said, "to tind out what
we've got to submit to and what we J
haven't. A crowd of boys congregates j
in the alley back of our house. They
Fewer Strong Men Found
RKt'Kl'ITS in the army are deteriorating
in physical standards since
the days of the Civil war, according
to Captain Harold W. Jones and other
otticers of the army medical corps.
During a recent investigation measurements
of f?00 recruits were examined,
and it was found that flic percentage
of strong men enlisted is by
far the lowest at the present day, only
:::: per cent., as against f>7 per cent,
in 1 K7f>.
The men considered weak at the
present time are i:j per cent., as
against 10 iut r>ni?t >.. i err. ?? I
. v< ? ? I o ? ?. ;\l*
tent ion is called to the fact that the
percentage of foreign-born recruits
has fallen front more than HO per cent,
to about nine per cent. It is suggested
that many of the recruits obtained
years ago were hardy (lertnan and
Irish emigrants of stocky build,
which may account for the great difference
in the percentage of strong
men.
"We must take the figures cautiously,"
says that officer. "As 1 have said,
1 think there is no doubt that we are
getting a different type of man in
the service today from what we got
years ago; he may be just as good
and he may have more brains, but
They Knew President W
lute?
IN the throng of visitors at the I
executive offices the other day
President Wilson found two friends
of his boyhood days, the Misses Eliza- j
heth M and Ellen D. Bellamy of Wll- |
miugton. N. < . The two sisters, well
advanced in age, werv ushered into
the outer offices Just as the president,
according to his usual custom, began
shaking hands with the friends of congressmen.
"There ho is now," said one of the |
sisters; "1 knew i could tell him, hut
how old he lias gotten. We used to
call him Tommy. I am afraid I'll call
him that yet."
"You mustn't do that," interrupt
She Proves to Husband
REPRESENTATIVE Clayton of Ala- '
barnn dropped in on Postmaster-i
C.eneral Burleson the other day and
found him sweltering over some tin- j
pronounceable post office addresses,
lie came to the rescue by telling of
some of his own experiences.
"One o( my Rood triads and sup- |
porters in all my races for congress.";
.Judge Clayton averred, "had the
unique name of Doremus Erasmus j
Cudwaladcr Kiddlesperger. One
night," continued the judge, "I went j
to a country dance not far from my '
home and among the dancers was a !
Mr Plnkney Commilion, who had for i
his fair partner Miss Mahaly Maholy- 1
back."
Mr Burleson seemed to doubt the
veracity of the Alabama member. i
"That's not all," continued the 1
judge "A young colored woman, smil- i
iwmm,
NK?um:TJJIJmm OTPS
Attributes of a Metropolis
yell and howl there and play ball, and
they cut up the brooms that they And
In the alley entrances and use them
for bats."
"What will you do about that?" the
correspondent asked Mnj. Sylvester.
"It must go through the courts."
"Hut the policeman on that beat?
shouldn't he have done something?"
"We'll investigate that. There are
regulations forbidding ball playing
aiul disorderly conduct on the city
thoroughfares."
Meanwhile the irate gentleman had
followed a quiet-spoken individual who
had asked him to "come with nie and
make a statement."
Then there is the tragic story of the
apartment house resident?the clifT
dweller of civilization. One of these,
wooing a greatly desired morning nap.
is awakened in the young hours of the
morning by the milkman. The milkman
has been awake these many
hours, and lu}8 absorbed all that exhilaration
which, so we are told, may
be extracted from the dawn. Having
absorbed said exhilaration, the milkman
proceeds to exude It again for the
benefit of all whom it may concern?
whether the beneficiaries desire it or
not.
Then comes the ice man, clatter,
clatter, into the alley. Certain horses
muHt be addressed in loud and mandatory
tones?else they will not stand
just, right. A swarm of boys must deliver
ice in all directions, and call
across intervening space for instruc?
tlons. Hut. at last, they, too, go.
I
Among Recruits of Today
h? does not seem to have as much
brawn.
"Whether the present-day recruit
would last as well under the old conditions
of hard frontier service with
sanitary conditions far inferior to
those of the present time is hard
to say, but I think it doubtful if he
would.
"The high percentage of strong men
in 187(5 to 1879 may be due to the
fact that the recruiting, at least in
this part of the country, was not
very active then and the army could
pick its men. accepting only the hardiest
and best. Finally, I believe further
investigation along the lines suggested
in tliis paper in other parts
of the country might tell us whether
our standard is really deteriorating or
not.".
ilson as Boy "Tommy"
ed the other. "It's Mr. President
now."
"You know the first time I ever
saw him." said Miss Ellen, reminiscent
ly, "he was riding a bicycle."
"It. was the first time 1 ever saw
a bicycle, too," rejoined her sister.
The two sisters told one of the
secretaries how their brother, us family
physician for the Wilsons, was
summoned to attend the mother of
the future president.
"Tommy came over," said Miss Ellen,
"to get me to stay with Ills mother.
He stayed around and was a very
helpful boy. 1 said at thnt time Tommy
would make a fine husband for
somebody some day. How proud his
father would be if he could see him
now."
Just then the president came over,
the two women introduced themselves,
and President Wilson said he remembered
them quite well. He expressed
his regret that Mrs. Wilson and the
members of his family were not home
to greet them, and the two sisters
went forth beaming with satisfaction.
Her Wifely Devotion
jTITovET~MA^
HUSBAND 50
j^S A BY
ing and jolly-looking, came to our
house one day bearing a fat little Infant
of the female sex. The proud
mother on being asked the name of
her offspring replied:
'* 'You know dat I loves ma husband.
I sho' am awful fond of dat man, and
no I called our baby a name to show
how much my love is fo' its father. I
named It Truly Thine Own.' "
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