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I know two fellows who made up to Leila and submitted their prospects to the old man. One has left town and the other is running yet." Ned looked pretty much concerned. If he had not been so much in love, he might have noticed a sly twinkle in the eye of his mischief-making comrade. "Well," observed Ned after a moment of serious thought, "I'll beard this desperate lion in his den, come what may." Ned was inspired with no ordinary love for pretty petted Leila Allen, the alleged ogre's only daughter. He had come down to Hopeton at the invitation of Cyrus Moore, his chum, to meet his fate. It was decidedly up to him now to advise stern dignified old Judge Allen that he wished to euter his family as a son-in-law. There could be no possible objections to this, except that Ned had no business experience and was credulous and innocent of the ways of the world. If this latter had not been true he would have discounted Mooro's lurid references to I Vila's father and have recalled Moore'.* reputation as a practical joker on all occasions. Ned had not as yet seen Judge Allen except at a distance. Of a verity the judge was a rather severe and ultra-dignified looking person. Ned could show up pretty well, however, as to family Income and prospects, if he was only given a chance to present his claims. "That'H just it, you see," declared Cyrus, the sly tease. "It's breaking h 1 "That Young Man," Growled the Judge. the first Ice with the judge that counts." "Say. couldn't you Introduce me?" suggested N'ed with eagerness. "Me? Why," declared Cyrus, "it would doom your case at the start. Truth is, I am down in the judge's bad books for a Joke I played on him. Mixed up some law references ho had in an important case and made a monkey of him in open court. He never forgave me. Oh, say!" fairly shouted Cyrus, as though struck by a sudden idea of tremendous force.?"the very thins!" "What is?" inquired Ned hopefully. "Why didn't 1 think of it before!" exclaimed Cyrus, "magnificent! It solves the problem. I can put you in just right with the judge?hurrah! I. D. L. A. S. O. M." 1 "Kh!" stared the bewildered Ned. wondering if his friend was taking leave of his senses. " 'I 3>early Love A Son Of Momus'?see?" propounded Cyrus. "I don't," confessed Ned in hopeless wonderment. "Secret society. Great go In town two years ago. Got the judge to Join. Initiated him. First thing you do when you see him shout that at h!m. Then give the password " "What is It?" inquired Ned In his artless way. catching on. "Sesquepedalian." "What'll he do then?" "Recognize you as a brother member?take you to his fraternal and paternal arms. Oh. how lucky I though of it!" and Cyrus chuckled till he wriggled. In perfect good faith Ned Dayton called at the office of Judge Allen thA fnllnaMncr Hoar I J ~ * * uii;. no Mitll'l] I11H namft. Yes, his host had heard him mentioned by his daughter. but he said so gruffly and he scanned the young man over as if he was on the witness stand "Judge Allen," spoke our hero, "I have como on a very particular errand, but first?"I. D. I* A. S. O. M." " What!" The eminent Jurist turned black In the face. He gave his innocent visitor a terrible look. *" Sesquepedallan,' " added the over confident Ned with a knowing smile. "Why?wi?vl" fairly shrieked the *. _? JLJ i. H '! MM * judge, jumping to his feet and sell- ! ing a law book. "Did you come here to insult ino? If you don't get out of this office double quick I'll break | every bone in your body!" Hang! smash! clatter!?the per- I turbod Ned got through Hie doorway j just as the ponderous law tome grazed his head, shattered the .glass in tho of.ice door and preceding him on a rushing roll down the stairs and to the street. Ned sought his friend Cyrus for consolation, hut found that he had suspiciously and mysteriously left town on a fishing trip. He dared not venture to call at the Allen home that night, but managed to meet Leila on the street. "Oh. if I only had that scapegrace, Cyrus Moore!" cried Leila, when Ned had narrated his dismal story. "Why, what has Cyrus got. to do with it?" usked the unsophisticated Ned. "He has played otio of his practical jokes on you and 1 will take delight in hexing his ears when he puts in an appearance again!" declared tho irate little miss. "About two years ago sonio jokers got papa to join the 'Sons of Menus.' They gave him a terrible initiation and he never forgives even an allusion to the host." "I certainly have put my foot in it!" groaned poor Nod. "You certainly have." agreed Leila. "What can 1 do?" "Go and see papa and explain." advised Leila. Somehow Neil could not sutnmou up the courage to do this. lie passed the Allen home the next evening. There were no lights in the house and ho took up his station In the shadow of a big tree. "The family have gone out to some neighbor's. I suppose," he reasoned "I'll stay here and catch tho judge as he returns." It was nearly one-half an hour later when Ned pricked up his ears. The gate latch of the Allen place clicked and some one came out. He recognized the light overcoat the judge wore. As the pedestrian passed him Ned stepped out from covert. "Just a word, judge," he began? biff! The wearer of the overcoat shot out his list, dropped something he was carrying and put down the street on a run. "Well, this is queer!" commented Ned, staring vaguely after the fugitive. "He dropped a package, 1 declare!" Ned stared hard as he opened a pii low case to find it stuffed full of sil verware, documents and jewelry. He guessed the oracle speedily?a burglar had looted the Allen home, taking the judge's overcoat as well. ts;n uown oil tin' rront steps to await the return of the Aliens. Soon Leila and her father came Into view. "Why, Ned!" exclaimed the daughter. "That young ma..!" growled the judge. "You'll find a better password than your last one, if you expect to stay around here." "Yes, see?this is my password on the present occasion," explained Ned. as he handed over the stolen plunder and explained about it. The judge was fairly delighted to recover papers of great value; he declared. Ned took heart. ".fudge Allen," he said manfully, "there's only one password I'll over use. if you consent to my plea for happiness." "And what's that?" asked tlio judge. "Leila?first, last and all of the time LeilaJ" (Copyright, 1913, by \V. (J. Chapman.) : CHICAGO GIVEN GREAT SHOCK Insanity Found to Be Alarmingly c>n the Increase in the First City of Illinois. Chicago lias Just completed a census and alarm is felt over the figures, which show an increase of 25 per cent, in insanity, with tho increase in population only 12 per cent, in four years. I)r. II. I Davis, county physician of Cook county, Illinois, declares (hat tho number of Insane people inci eases steadily each year. It is a fact, however, that the undue I increase in insanity is in many instances confined to certain sections of | the country In cycles or waves. There will be a period in which a marked increase in mental derangement will be noted. Then statistics will suddenly ohiff <...H ?h? Imam ??? ? - ....V. IUIIIII,; inuu win HIMKUVII in sections where t was high and go up in sections where it was comparatively low. Just what is the reason for this has not been determined, although alienists and others liavo offered all sorts of explanations. One of these is that when a great calamity befalls a community children born of parents who have suffered much through the calamity are likely to be born mentally deficient. The parents themselves may not suffer in that way because, being fully grown and matured mentally, they survive the shock. One on the Lawyer. Here's a bit of cross-examination dug up by a jovial lawyer from his I fund of reminiscences: Q.?Now, what were the exact words used by the prisoner when ho spoke to you? A.?He said be stole the watch. Q.?No, no. He wouldn't have used the third person. A.?Hut there was no third person; : only the two of us.t Q.?Then he must have said: "I stole the watch." A.?Begorra. maybe you did, hut he ' didn't squeal on you.?Cincinnati Times-Star. PIGS HMD CHICKS ONLY COMPANIONS Michigan Negro 115 Years Old Unmindful of Ail Health Laws and Edicts. UNAFRAID OF GERMS George Banks, a Bangor, Mich., Pio neer, Has Worn the Same Suit ol Clothes for the Last 32 Years ar.d His Diet Is Simple. Bangor. Mich.?Health demonstration trains run around the state, health olllcers lay down their laws, newspapers cry out all with the doetrine that cleanliness means longevity -?and ancient George Hanks goes right along living, unmindful, in his dirty old log cabin. Germs and Georg? have affinities for each other, or els< germs hate George so badly that they won't go near him. George bimselt ueithet knows nor cares. As near as has been figured out. George is one hundred and fifteen years old. That would fix his birth in the year 17J>S. From a little picka ninnv down on a Kentucky plantation In' grew up into a strong young slave About 1S27 he escaped, and he managed to stay escaped until the Civil war came along and made him free technically. George helped make himself free, as a matter of fact, for he fought all through the war on the i'nion side, leaving his present abodt to join the army. It was in 1S415 that George came tc this region. He built himself a little log house seven miles from Bangor and there he reared a family. Tin famH\ has been burled for a good many years, except for a granddaughter. now tiny-two. who takes ran- of him to a greater or less extent -for her granddad doesn't welcome too minute affectionate or efficient attention ; Alone With His Pigs and Chicks. tlseso days, lie's satisfied to live in d 'fiance of all health mandates and let things go at that. On sunny days he sits on a little siool in the doorway of his dinsrv lee cabin, while pigs and chickens unconcernedly stroll in and out of the , house. On rainy days lie with the pigs and chickens stays inside. Not In 11 years has he been more than lOti feet away from his house. lie doesn't approve of change ol clothes any more than he does of the changes in scenery. It is said hereabouts that the old darkey had worn the selfsame suit of clothing for the last yea-s. His system of dietetics is simple Soup and tobacco, tobacco and soup and there you have his menu. Four- 5 teen hours a day George sleeps; five hours more than President Wilson and ten hours more than Napoleon or Thomas Rdison. George used to tell great tales of himself and of the events of long ago, but during the last few years his mind has gradually failed, and now his tr-ngue keeps up a babble as cease less as it is meaningless. That his memory isn't quite gone, however, is attested by G. A. Smeeman of Grand Kapids, now in his twenties, who re cently visited here after an absence of many years. When a lad of six Smeeman was given some fish by George, who in those days was an active old man. The ancient African, in his quavering voice, rehearsed the story of tin fish in detail as he crinkled the parch ment-like skin of his face into a wizened smile. Child's Eyes Turning to Stone. Grand Rapids, Mich. Specialists iiero are puzzled over the case of Benjam in Wood, thirteen, whose eyes are turning to stone through petrification. For years the l)oy has been losing his sight. Kxpert oculists examined him and found his eyes petrified. Regular Flock. New Brunswick. N. .1 Miss Lillian Wildgoose, Robert Wi'.dgoose, Andrew Wildgoose and Herbert Wildgoose, '.nothers and sisters, all announce the approach of their respective weddings. ' . L._ * NEWS*-}! 3^w5jf liiiliSSSifffi Capital Is Taking on the ^ *?. ^ | WASHINGTON.?"'. used to think that Washington was the '-,?iet? si big city in the world." sighed a "good old t iincs" person, "and 1 loved ii on that acount. Hut now?!" The sigh and the shake of the head were I eloquent. If memory serves, it was Mrs. Adams. wife of the president, who eomplained of Washington as a wllderness. The streets, she said, were 1 composed of mud that covered the hubs of the wheels of her carriage. ( Probably, with such a paving there i was practically no noise of traflic? ; likewise no traflic. "The city protects its citizens from unnecessary noises," said Maj. Syl- ( vester, "but as Washington each year j takes on more and more the attributes 1 of a metropolis the number of neces-j sary noises increases." .lust then a man blustered into the outer ofllce and demanded a copy of j the police regulations. "1 want," he said, "to tind out what we've got to submit to and what we J haven't. A crowd of boys congregates j in the alley back of our house. They Fewer Strong Men Found RKt'Kl'ITS in the army are deteriorating in physical standards since the days of the Civil war, according to Captain Harold W. Jones and other otticers of the army medical corps. During a recent investigation measurements of f?00 recruits were examined, and it was found that flic percentage of strong men enlisted is by far the lowest at the present day, only :::: per cent., as against f>7 per cent, in 1 K7f>. The men considered weak at the present time are i:j per cent., as against 10 iut r>ni?t >.. i err. ?? I . v< ? ? I o ? ?. ;\l* tent ion is called to the fact that the percentage of foreign-born recruits has fallen front more than HO per cent, to about nine per cent. It is suggested that many of the recruits obtained years ago were hardy (lertnan and Irish emigrants of stocky build, which may account for the great difference in the percentage of strong men. "We must take the figures cautiously," says that officer. "As 1 have said, 1 think there is no doubt that we are getting a different type of man in the service today from what we got years ago; he may be just as good and he may have more brains, but They Knew President W lute? IN the throng of visitors at the I executive offices the other day President Wilson found two friends of his boyhood days, the Misses Eliza- j heth M and Ellen D. Bellamy of Wll- | miugton. N. < . The two sisters, well advanced in age, werv ushered into the outer offices Just as the president, according to his usual custom, began shaking hands with the friends of congressmen. "There ho is now," said one of the | sisters; "1 knew i could tell him, hut how old he lias gotten. We used to call him Tommy. I am afraid I'll call him that yet." "You mustn't do that," interrupt She Proves to Husband REPRESENTATIVE Clayton of Ala- ' barnn dropped in on Postmaster-i C.eneral Burleson the other day and found him sweltering over some tin- j pronounceable post office addresses, lie came to the rescue by telling of some of his own experiences. "One o( my Rood triads and sup- | porters in all my races for congress."; .Judge Clayton averred, "had the unique name of Doremus Erasmus j Cudwaladcr Kiddlesperger. One night," continued the judge, "I went j to a country dance not far from my ' home and among the dancers was a ! Mr Plnkney Commilion, who had for i his fair partner Miss Mahaly Maholy- 1 back." Mr Burleson seemed to doubt the veracity of the Alabama member. i "That's not all," continued the 1 judge "A young colored woman, smil- i iwmm, NK?um:TJJIJmm OTPS Attributes of a Metropolis yell and howl there and play ball, and they cut up the brooms that they And In the alley entrances and use them for bats." "What will you do about that?" the correspondent asked Mnj. Sylvester. "It must go through the courts." "Hut the policeman on that beat? shouldn't he have done something?" "We'll investigate that. There are regulations forbidding ball playing aiul disorderly conduct on the city thoroughfares." Meanwhile the irate gentleman had followed a quiet-spoken individual who had asked him to "come with nie and make a statement." Then there is the tragic story of the apartment house resident?the clifT dweller of civilization. One of these, wooing a greatly desired morning nap. is awakened in the young hours of the morning by the milkman. The milkman has been awake these many hours, and lu}8 absorbed all that exhilaration which, so we are told, may be extracted from the dawn. Having absorbed said exhilaration, the milkman proceeds to exude It again for the benefit of all whom it may concern? whether the beneficiaries desire it or not. Then comes the ice man, clatter, clatter, into the alley. Certain horses muHt be addressed in loud and mandatory tones?else they will not stand just, right. A swarm of boys must deliver ice in all directions, and call across intervening space for instruc? tlons. Hut. at last, they, too, go. I Among Recruits of Today h? does not seem to have as much brawn. "Whether the present-day recruit would last as well under the old conditions of hard frontier service with sanitary conditions far inferior to those of the present time is hard to say, but I think it doubtful if he would. "The high percentage of strong men in 187(5 to 1879 may be due to the fact that the recruiting, at least in this part of the country, was not very active then and the army could pick its men. accepting only the hardiest and best. Finally, I believe further investigation along the lines suggested in tliis paper in other parts of the country might tell us whether our standard is really deteriorating or not.". ilson as Boy "Tommy" ed the other. "It's Mr. President now." "You know the first time I ever saw him." said Miss Ellen, reminiscent ly, "he was riding a bicycle." "It. was the first time 1 ever saw a bicycle, too," rejoined her sister. The two sisters told one of the secretaries how their brother, us family physician for the Wilsons, was summoned to attend the mother of the future president. "Tommy came over," said Miss Ellen, "to get me to stay with Ills mother. He stayed around and was a very helpful boy. 1 said at thnt time Tommy would make a fine husband for somebody some day. How proud his father would be if he could see him now." Just then the president came over, the two women introduced themselves, and President Wilson said he remembered them quite well. He expressed his regret that Mrs. Wilson and the members of his family were not home to greet them, and the two sisters went forth beaming with satisfaction. Her Wifely Devotion jTITovET~MA^ HUSBAND 50 j^S A BY ing and jolly-looking, came to our house one day bearing a fat little Infant of the female sex. The proud mother on being asked the name of her offspring replied: '* 'You know dat I loves ma husband. I sho' am awful fond of dat man, and no I called our baby a name to show how much my love is fo' its father. I named It Truly Thine Own.' " 1 .v.- . ' ?