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STOMACH MISERY
GAS. INDIGESTION
"Pape's Diapepsin" fixes sick,
sour, gassy stomachs in
five minutes.
Time it! In five minutes alt stomach
distress will go. No indigestion, heart*
burn, sourness or belching of gas. acid, j
or eructations of undigested food, no [
dizziness, bloating, or foul breath. i
Papo's Diapepsin is noted for its 1
speed in regulating upset stomachs.
It is the surest, quickest and most certain
indigestion remedy in the wholo
world, and besides it is harmless.
Pleaso for your sake, get a large
fifty-cent case of Tape's Diapcpsin
from any store and put your stomach
right. Don't keep on being miserable
?life is too short?you are not hero
long, so make your stay agreeable.
Eat what you like and digest it; enjoy
it. without dread of rebellion in
the stomach.
Tape's Diapcpsin belongs in your
home anyway. Should one of the family
eat something which don't agree
with them, or in case of au attack of j
indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis or ;
stomach derangement at daytime or
during the night, it is handy to givo 1
the quickest relief known. Adv.
Landscape Would Be Hazy.
"1 wonder why it is that joy rides
are always taken at night?"
'Vhiefly, 1 suspect, because the person
who is in the mood for a joy ride
is seldom in a condition to view iho
scenery."
TDK unv
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OBEYED HUSBAND
In Matter Where Her Happiness
Was at Stake, and is Might)'
Glad She Did.
Sheldon, S. C.?In advices from this
town, Mrs. J. H. -Marvin writes as follows:
"For more than three years. I
suffered with womanly troubles, and
none of the different treatments I nziderwetit
seemed to do me any pood.
I also had pains in my left side, so
bad, at times. 1 could hardly net up.
My husband told ino to buy some
Cardui. the woman's tonic, and I did. I
started taking it, and soon began to
feel better. I took only a few bottles
and now 1 am perfectly well, and able
to do anything.
Cardui lias done me a world of good.
It certainly cured me of the trouble I
had and I am getting along nicely.
1 have recommended the remedy to
other sufferers, and they have all been
benefited by it.
I will always keep Cardui in my
home for use in time of need."
Cardui is a purely vegetable remedy.
containing no' harmful mineral
products. Its ingredients act in a helping,
building way. on the womanly constitution.
It has been relieving womanly
troubles for over half a century,
during which time it has proven of
more than ordinary value as a tonic
for weak women.
You can rely on Cardui. It will do
for you. what it lias done for thousands
of others. It will help you. llegin to
tako Cardui today.
N. R.? Writr in- Chattanooga Medicine Co..
Ladies' Advisory IVpt.. Chattanooga. Team. for
.St.tl Inxtru.t tons on your case and M-pa ice book.
"Home Treatment lor Women." 3ent in pl.un
wrapper. Adv.
Few of Them Think So.
"No. Cordelia, a young man isn't
necessarily slow because it takes him
a long time to fasten a pretty girl's
glove".
SAGE TEA DARKENS GRAY
HAIR TO ANY SHADE. TRY !T!
0
Keep Your Locks Youthful. Dark,
Glossy and Thick With Common
Garden Sage and Sulphur.
When you darken your hair with
Sage Tet and Sulphur, no one can
tell, because it's done so naturally, so
evenly. Preparing this mixture,
though, at home is mussy and troublesome.
For 50 cents you can buy at
any drug store the ready-to-use tonic
called "Wyeth's Sago and Sulphur
Hair Remedy." You just dampen a
sponge or soft brush with it and
draw this through your hair, taking
one small strand at a time, lly morning
all gray hair disappears, and, after
another application or two, your liair
becomes beautifully darkened, glossy
and luxuriant. You will also discover
4iandruff is gone and hair has
stopped falling.
Gray, faded hair, though no disgrace,
is a sign of old age. and as wo
all desire a youthful and attractive appearance,
get busy at once with Wyeth's
Sage and Sulphur and Ibok veara
younger - Adv.
Daily Special.
IOvon If You Are Beaten a Nose, You
Cot Second -Money.
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully o\ery bottle of
CASTOKIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infanta and children, and see that it
In Use For Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria
Good positions far exceed the supply
of good material available to fill
them. Columbus Ohio State Journal.
llanford's Balsam is good for blood
poisoning. Adv.
Hash is the stuff some queer dreams
are made of.
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Destruction of Real Mon
W.SHINGTON.?Aft or having de !
destroyed something like $1,500.- i
000.000 in real money since May. 1012.
Miss Louise I^ceter of the treasury department
still likes her job. although
it is a "messy" one. and hopes to keep
at it for some time to come.
Miss Lester is a member of the committee
on the destruction of mutilated
money. Her fellow members on the
committee are Messrs. l\ L. Adams.
chuirc!?n; .1. N. Kite and William M.
Meredith.
Kvery day shortly after nine o'clock
in the morning a big automobile truck
backs up to the treasury and takes
aboard six or eight trunks. Every one
of the trunks contain half a million or
more of dollars in real money, the
bills being cut in halves.
Accomimnying the truck is a carriage
from the bureau of engraving
and printing. Into this climb Mr.
i Adanirf and Miss l^-stcr. At least two
1 members of the committee must
the. in mej in sight at ell '"mes.
They Play the Fake Garni
TIIK old "pocketbook" trick is being |
worked with considerable regularj
ity in Washington. The police suspect
that a clover pair of negro niei. are
responsible for a ruse which was
worked on Kniina Davis, a negro woman
of 1222 Walter street southeast,
tiie ether afternoon, and on another
negro woman a week before.
lamina reported to the police of the
lirst precinct that about ":"o o'clock
in the afternoon two well dressed negro
men who were walking just in
front of her, near the corner of Tenth
str? et and Pennsylvania avenue northwest,
sudden!;* stooped down and
picked up a pocket book from the sidewalk.
Making sure that Knitna was in a
position where she could see what
was going on. they opened the find
and disclosed to Ktutna's wondering
gage a quantity ot bills of largo denominations.
Then the men became
confidential, Mnnna told the police,
and took her into their secret. They
had just found the pocket book, they
told her, and it contained $100. Now.
as she had seen them Hnd it, she was
entitled to a third of it, and they were
not going to cheut her out of her right"Surest
Thing You Know,
/SUJUST THINC YOU)
(^hOW^D^p^/
IT SKKMS there If a business man on
Pennsylvania avenue named Adams.
He had a fine olttre boy. He was one
of those boy? who comes to work for
J the first time, beats up the rival office
i boy in the next shop, answers the te!e|
phone with the ease and manner of
the senior partner, never smokes cigarettes
except when the boss is not
looking and who speaks the fascinating
language of the streets and the
lunchroom, where every male human
being is a "guy" or a "gink" and every
female is a "skirt" or a "chicken."
Adams' boy would get to work ten
minutes ahead of time, dust out, rend
all the postcards, peep into the mail
In other ways, till the ink wells and
Representative Bird Mc
REPKESHNTATI VK Hlltl) MtH'lKE
of Oklahoma has some very interesting
constituents among the
Osages. These Indians are great
friends of the representative and lie
| in tarn is a warm admirer of their
; sterling honest\ and faithful adher
I enee to tin- truth.
Mct?u?re tolls it funny thing on a
lawyer out in his state. Tiiis mr.;i
' was tho loading counsel for a big cor
poration, a great blovhu'ul and about
[ tho most pompous individual on earth
But ho had a peculiar way of whee
ing when talking or laughing and tinIndians
had noticed this, it is one of
the Indian customs to give perrons
some /iaino denoting their peculiarities;
what we would call in Knglish
a nickname. And they bestowed on
the pompous individual one about as
long as your arm and as sonorous as
a preacher on a hot afternoon.
One day the pompous one was walking
down the streets of a town and
overheard two Indians talking about
him. They pointed at him as be passed
and uttered a long sentence which,
he understood, they intended for his
or
" "7~T 7-.' : " - p
ey Is a "Messy" Job
arriving at the bureau the
trunks lull of money are taken to the
macerating machines. The mutilated
money is dumped by Miss Lester and
other members of the committee into
four large iron funnels, which convey
it illto tlio ntiwofit itt i? mnnhitwka K<>.
low. The latter are huge revolving
cylinders lined with angle parts which
tear the hills to pieces.
With the completion of the feeding
process bucketfnls of soda ash and
unslaked lime are |x>ured in. This
takes the color out. Then the machines
are set in motion and grind
away for twenty-four hours. The gray
pulp matter then goes into another ma
chine and is made into sheets. Most
of the pulp is converted into pasteboard.
the government receiving $4<>
a ton from a New York contractor fo:
the pulp.
"There is only one drawback to my
job." said Miss Lester. "I receive ever
so many letters from persons who
seem to think it is my own money 1
am destroying and that I am doing so
for the fun of the thing. Hut to me
it is inconceivable that they do not
understand the necessity of destroying
mutilated money and that for every
dollar destroyed a new one is put
into circulation.
' WhHe my work is somewhat "nies
? \' i; interesting end does not ?r.
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e in the Same Old Way
fH
3? 4ill?
fill portion of tin- i;v.isiirt' trove.
Then u diHieulty arose. Ihttnta sain
when the men found that they eotih
not divide the money in three equa
parts without more money to put will
it.
When Kmnia was tisketi if she liar
any money site trustingly pave I in
men $7. she said. Kvcir with thit
aipount it was impossible to s|ilit tin
money correctly, the men told her
and directed her to wait a tnotnen
while they went over to it lunchroon
to pet some more change.
Kmma waited for about U?? minuter
Then site stepped across the street t<
tlie station house and told the polic<
what had occurred. A lookout wa:
sent out for the men, whose deseri|i
' lions were given.
Kid," Said the Office Boj
I have* Ilio faci' of a cherub when th?
boss arrived. Thou lio would go oii
and slioot a tow shots of t raps with ;
| friend in the hark room. Altogethei
he was a regular office boy.
One morning when Adams arrivet
the boy nodded gravely at him ant
| said:
1 "Well, if there's anything you wan
done I wish you'd lemnte have it in :
hurry. I gotta go to de baseball garni
! today."
"Is that so?" replied the astoundet
boss; "don't you think that's rathe
an abrupt way to put it. You ough
to be more respectful. Suppose yoi
| were the boss and I was the boy?-'e
nie show you how I would ask."
So the boy sat down in the boss
chair and Adams went into the ball
Then he entered the office, and said ii
a polite voice:
"Hoss, I would like very much t<
go to the ball game today. Would 1
| be asking too much if I could ge
j off early?"
And then the boy spoke:
"Rarest thing you know. kid. I lik<
I you and hope you'll get along. Here*!
half a dollar. <!o ahead now."
Guire Tells This One
wti.-it nr.. Itinu.. I ...Ii'. ..J ....II,..,
IW?" asked In*, swelling out liis che-sl
while visions of such titles us Tliuii
se i . loitci or Terrible- Pear dam et
through iiis mind.
"Why, what they are saying." n
turned an Indian who could translate
"J: there goes Man Who Laughs
l.ikf -a-Jack-Ass!"
It seems incredible; that in this da<
and age any one ,vho knows how te
write a business letter and fail te
inclose an address, either on the en
ve-lope outside or on the pape>r inside
Hut thousands upou thousands e>f let
tors fail of delivery every year jus
because the- recipients have changee
their adelre-ss and the- writers have
i failed to indicate their owe. address
4
Is CHILD CROSS, 1
| FEVER SH, SICK
Look. Mother! If tongue is
coated, give "California
Syrup of Figs."
Children love this "fruit laxative,"
and nothing else cleanses, the tender
stomach, liver and bowels so nicely.
A child simply will not stop playing
to empty the bowels, and the result is
they become tightly clogged with
w uciv, fjviP riu^ftinu, niuinu^a
sours, then your little one becomes
cross, half-sick, feverish, don't eat,
sleep or act naturally, breath is bad,
system full of cold, has sore throat,
stomach-ache or diarrhoea. Listen,
i Mother! See if tongue is coated, then
give a teaspoonful of "California
Syrup of Figs." and in a few hours all
tne constipated waste, sour bile and
undigested food passes out of the system.
and you have a well child again.
Millions of mothers give "California
Syrug of Figs" because it is perfectly
harmless; children love it. and it never
fails to act on the stomach, liver
and bowels.
| Ask at the store for a fiO-cent bottle
of "California Syrup of Figs," which
has full directions for babies, children
of all ages and for grown-ups plainly
printed on the bottle. Adv.
Finance as She Is Wrote.
To add to troubles of the Wall street
man forced to spend his summer in
the city comes the necessity of cmploying
a substitute-stenographer in
vacation season. Wall street diction is
hard enough for the regular stenographer;
the substitute llnds it next to
< in possible.
The employer of one of the suhstii
titles not Ions ago tried to In* particularly
cnroful and distinct in his dictalion.
Ncvcrtholies, "corntroller of the
currency" emerged as "comptroller of
the corn belt." A remark about the
drought district in Kansas" was interpreted
as "grouch in Kansas."
Reverting to money matters again,
the employer talked about taking bullion
into the Rank of Knglaitd. and the
copy showed that bouillon soup had
been taken into the bank.
Right there the bell rang for a new
; typist Wall Street Journal
Signatures cn Paintings.
i Kxperts rarely rely on signatures
. alone to determine tin* authenticity of
1 an old painting, but trust rather to
1 their knowledge of the painter's terht
nique. Sometimes the painter's name
is found in a conspicuous place, avs
1 j for instanc e, in Raphael's "Sposalizo"
at Milan.
J ! I'road of having surpassed his inas
iter the youthful genius wrote on a
frieze in the very center of the can
t I \as, "Raphael I'rbinns."
i Reynolds hardly ever signed his
work. Rut upon the completion of the
i. portrait of Mrs. Siddons as "The Trag
ic Muse," lie wrote his name large on
" the gold embroidery of her dress. lie
s was unable, he said, "to resist the
> ten ptation of sending my name to posterity
on the hem of your garment."
He Obeyed.
r Willie was struggling through the
story in bis reading lesson. "No. said
a ; mr i ai'lUlU, lit? IfilU, IL WHS HOT i\
t sloop. It was a larger vessel. My the
, rig 1 judg< (I her to he a-a-a-a
r The word was new to him.
"Marque!" feplied the teacher.
1 Still Willie hesitated.
1 "Marque!" repeated the teacher, this
time sharply,
t i Willie looked as though he had not
i heard aright. Then with an appro?
! hensive glance around the class he
j shouted:
1 : "Mow-wow!"
t To Please the Ladies.
i 1 "Are you strict with lady smug1
glers?"
"Oil, no," answered the customs in
spector. "We always let them smuggle
in a few cigarettes or a cake or
t two of foreign soap."
For the Human System.
For cuts, burns, bruises, stiff neck.
' sore throat, sprains, lame hack and
bunions use llanford's Malsam of
Myrrh. It is guaranteed. It is for ex
ternaj use only. Always have a bottle
a on hand, ready for accidents. Adv.
The Use of Words.
i aiKiiiK about stupid ones, that
Smith Kirl is clui.it>'"
"Yes. you can toll that as soon as
you hoar her talk."
for SIMM I'll IIKAIIW 111*5
Hlcka* CAPIJDINR In tlio lies! remedyno
m.*iftor what < ausos tli-m wlu-tlier
froni tin- boat, aiitinir in ilra 10.-I1I.;. rovorI
t"li ooliclit i<'li. i ii'. 1'iiv. L'..1' iixl r.oc: per
' bottle at medicine at ores. Adv.
Notes Disregarded.
"l)c>n't you ihiiik Miss Yowler's
' voioo has romarkahlo ranee
' I do indeed. It simply romps all
^ ever that sonu she is trying to sine."
a PHY i-ff.i.i\<;s. i?\i\ in i.imiis
1 and nil Malarious Indications removed
by fllxlr linbek, that well known remedy
fur all sct'-h diseases.
"I have taken up ;h< three bottles of
your 'Kliilr llithek,' end have not felt
' so we!! an<l entirely free from pnln In
limbs for live years."?.Mrs. 10. Ilutnlns.
Jackson vi lit-. 1'la.
f.lixir llobek r>0 cents, all drug rtsts or
by l'areols i'ost prepaid from Klocxewskl
a Co.. Washington. L>. C.
Modern Question.
"I> honesty really the host policy?"
"(Hi. I think so in small matters,
anyhow."
PUTNAM
! t olor more Roods brighter and faster colors than
i Yc.'i can dye any garment wi:hour ripping apart.
n piwLiWJfyi ' ^ ^
Gretna Green Ceremony.
A young couple who arrived at Iter- ;
wick the other Sunday were married !
after the Scottish fashion in a delightfully
simple way.
They drove over the border into
Scotland, and stopping at a spot i
where two men were seated, the young
i man said that he and the lady wished
to be married and that they could not
adopt the conventional method, as it
would be stopped directly the banns
were put up.
The couple then formally took each
other for man and wife before the two
witnesses, and a document to that ef- I
feet was produced and signed by the
parties and the witnesses.
New Yarn.
Kind Lady?Hut that isn't the same
story you told me the last time you 1
were here.
Tmmn?NIo mtini von eon???>^
doubt de other one.
DOKS VOIR UK A D AC'HEf
Try IliokH* CAPVDINK. ICa liquid ? plrr.nIr.nt
in take etTretH Immediate?eood to prevent
Sii-lc llendarhcn and Nertou* Headaches also.
Your money hack if not mitlHtteil. 10c.,25c. and
Wc. nt nicdiclue storea. Adv.
Things to Worry About.
There are women carpenters In
, Thibet.
Don't neglect a cob'. It means t'otisutnp
tion or Pneumonia. Dean's Mentholated
Cough Drops cheek colds?5c at Druggists.
Who ever knew truth put to the
worse in a free and open encounter?
j ?Milton.
Mrs.Wlnslow'w SoothltiR Syrup for Children
teething, soiteuH the gums, red urea mflammaturn.allays
pain,curve windeoile,'J5ca Iwttlrjlfi
Here's a pood motto for married
men: "He sure you're right, then ask
your wife."
Ask anybody about it ? llanford's
^ Balsam. Adv.
You have a right to your opinion.
! So have others.
From 40 to 50 Wor
Such warning symptoms
flashes, severe headaches, me
evil, palpitation of the heart,
dizziness are promptly treat*,
arc approaching the period o
This is the most critical }:
who neglects the care of her
curable disease and pain. \
pcriencc of others and take 1
Compound? It is an indisp
remedy has helped thousanc
this trying period with comfi
genuine and honest testimoi
from >1 rs. IIIINItY H
Fori Worth, Texas. ? "I have
hie Compound ami derived- great
safely through the Change ??f l.if<
that all gone feeling most of the ti
very nervous and the hot flashes
remedies and doctors, hut did not
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compoui
I took the Compound and 1 have 1
I always praise your remedies
lli.avn.ix, |{. F. I>. No. r?, Cadiz,
From Mrs. EDWARD It.
Fleetwood, I'a.?"During the <
he around at all. I always had ;
nervous that I had no rest at nigli
. sometimes that I did not know wl
"One day a friend advised me
table Compound and it. made me
thankful that I followed iny friem
as long as 1 live. He fore I took
and now I have not had medicine
publish my letter."?Mrs. Edwari
From Mrs. F. I*. MlTI.il.
Munford, Ala.?"I was so weak
the Change of Life that I could In
rubber on all the gates for I could
" I also had backache and a full
l.vdia E. Pinkham's Vegetable C<
vertiscd for such e:uses and I sent
It did me so much good that I lcep
found it to 1h* all you claim. 1 i
all women atllieted as I was."?M:
noun, Munford, Ala.
BmeyWrite to I A' III \ K. l'INKHA
kWT (COM'IPl.Nl'IAL) l.\ NN, >1
Your tctti;r will he opened, rem
by a woman uud held in strict t
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I BIG GAME C
The time of all others when rclia
big-game hunting. A miss-fire
having poor penetration may rm
even injury to the hunter. Wir.c
smokeless or black powder, can
fire, accurate, and to have speed
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anv other dve. One 10c- pac kage colors all fillers I
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Why Old Backs Ache
What a pity that so many persons past
middle age are worried with lame backs,
aching kidneys, poor eyesight, sick headache,
dizziness, gravel, dropsy or distressing
urinary ills. Kidney weakness
brings these discomforts in youth or age
and is a dangerous thing to neglect, for it
leads to Bright's disease and uric acid
poisoning. Xvoaa's Kidney Pills have
brought new strength to thousands of
lame backs?have rid thousands of
annoyiug urinary trouble.
.A Kantuckjr Caaa
Capt. T. O. PM*.
"Krrrv Picture f^\ Washington SC. Glas7YI1*
a Stury."fi< 1 ?ow, Ky., says: "I
was hardly abla to
\wSp stoop or lift on aoC
Mv JJtt count of tb? mini In
b?(H^S u,t bBek- It was bard
XjWU for me to straighten.
Hp*"'-*'-WiB'^r ' couldn't get a good
arflyfljr night's rest and I had
M\- SMHf many other kidney
Wr5T ailments. Dean's
Kidney Pills drove SCt.
y jfff way the backache as
fsoon as I nsed them
and strengthened my
1 kidneys. I seldom
1 1 have any kidney
' * ' trouble now."
Cat Doan's at Aay Store. 50c a Bog
DOAN'S ".VJiV
FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y?
^^(]PS3:.K.S
are not only Purgative. They combine
remedial properties whose
special function it is to restore to
healthy activity all the digestive
and diuretic processes.
Use them for poor appetite, soar
stomach, sick headache, consfi
.i . i, 11
potion ana indigestion.
I HI > || Vp n Mrn(olritrnbarbfrtr?it
lB( II A| B I II In nix to pistil wcrkn. Tui
19 U |1 I I II itlon with nvtof tooln.tft;
V Jill I Kb b*f wltli your own tool*, Mb.
I Wiikch while lr:irniuR. <"?ll or writ,.
RICHMOND BARBER COLLEGE. Richmond, Va.
?<jjjf
nan's Critical Period,
as sense of suffocation, hot
lancholia, dread of impending
irregularity, constipation and
;d by intelligent women who
I life.
)criod of woman's life and she
health at this time invites inVhv
not be guided by the exL.yaia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable
uL.ble fact that this grand old
Is of women to pass through
>rt and safety. Thousands of. S
lials support this fact.
KAVILIX, Cadiz, Ohio,
taken Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetabonetit
from its use. It carried me
i5 w hen I was in bad health. T. had &
me, and headacho constantly, I was
were very had. I had tried other
improve until I began taking Lydia
id. It has now been sometime since
md no return of my old complaints,
to weak women."?Mrs. liEXRr
Ohio. *4
H1LBERT, Fleetwood, Pa.
hangc of Life I was hardly able to
a headache and I was so dizzy and
it. The flashes of heat were so bad
bat to do.
to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegestrong,
well woman. I am very
I's ad vice, and I shall recommend it
the C'omjjound I was always sickly
from a doctor for years. You may
> H. 11 li.BERT, Fleetwood, Pa.
?1CNIK>RK, Munford, Ala. * ?
and nervous while passing through
irdly live. My husband had to nail
[ not stand to have a gate slam,
ness in my stomach. I noticed that
imixMind was ad- ^
and got a bottle.
ton taking it and (O f *^\\\
recommend it to S/ ?-> \ V
rs. I1'. P. Mki.bkn- IJ J J
M MEDICINE CO. d\ jfj) A
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, an inaccurate cartridge, or one
:an t'ne loss of a coveted trophy or
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