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Wj-T / STOMACH MISERY GAS. INDIGESTION "Pape's Diapepsin" fixes sick, sour, gassy stomachs in five minutes. Time it! In five minutes alt stomach distress will go. No indigestion, heart* burn, sourness or belching of gas. acid, j or eructations of undigested food, no [ dizziness, bloating, or foul breath. i Papo's Diapepsin is noted for its 1 speed in regulating upset stomachs. It is the surest, quickest and most certain indigestion remedy in the wholo world, and besides it is harmless. Pleaso for your sake, get a large fifty-cent case of Tape's Diapcpsin from any store and put your stomach right. Don't keep on being miserable ?life is too short?you are not hero long, so make your stay agreeable. Eat what you like and digest it; enjoy it. without dread of rebellion in the stomach. Tape's Diapcpsin belongs in your home anyway. Should one of the family eat something which don't agree with them, or in case of au attack of j indigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis or ; stomach derangement at daytime or during the night, it is handy to givo 1 the quickest relief known. Adv. Landscape Would Be Hazy. "1 wonder why it is that joy rides are always taken at night?" 'Vhiefly, 1 suspect, because the person who is in the mood for a joy ride is seldom in a condition to view iho scenery." TDK unv n?iu &.mj i OBEYED HUSBAND In Matter Where Her Happiness Was at Stake, and is Might)' Glad She Did. Sheldon, S. C.?In advices from this town, Mrs. J. H. -Marvin writes as follows: "For more than three years. I suffered with womanly troubles, and none of the different treatments I nziderwetit seemed to do me any pood. I also had pains in my left side, so bad, at times. 1 could hardly net up. My husband told ino to buy some Cardui. the woman's tonic, and I did. I started taking it, and soon began to feel better. I took only a few bottles and now 1 am perfectly well, and able to do anything. Cardui lias done me a world of good. It certainly cured me of the trouble I had and I am getting along nicely. 1 have recommended the remedy to other sufferers, and they have all been benefited by it. I will always keep Cardui in my home for use in time of need." Cardui is a purely vegetable remedy. containing no' harmful mineral products. Its ingredients act in a helping, building way. on the womanly constitution. It has been relieving womanly troubles for over half a century, during which time it has proven of more than ordinary value as a tonic for weak women. You can rely on Cardui. It will do for you. what it lias done for thousands of others. It will help you. llegin to tako Cardui today. N. R.? Writr in- Chattanooga Medicine Co.. Ladies' Advisory IVpt.. Chattanooga. Team. for .St.tl Inxtru.t tons on your case and M-pa ice book. "Home Treatment lor Women." 3ent in pl.un wrapper. Adv. Few of Them Think So. "No. Cordelia, a young man isn't necessarily slow because it takes him a long time to fasten a pretty girl's glove". SAGE TEA DARKENS GRAY HAIR TO ANY SHADE. TRY !T! 0 Keep Your Locks Youthful. Dark, Glossy and Thick With Common Garden Sage and Sulphur. When you darken your hair with Sage Tet and Sulphur, no one can tell, because it's done so naturally, so evenly. Preparing this mixture, though, at home is mussy and troublesome. For 50 cents you can buy at any drug store the ready-to-use tonic called "Wyeth's Sago and Sulphur Hair Remedy." You just dampen a sponge or soft brush with it and draw this through your hair, taking one small strand at a time, lly morning all gray hair disappears, and, after another application or two, your liair becomes beautifully darkened, glossy and luxuriant. You will also discover 4iandruff is gone and hair has stopped falling. Gray, faded hair, though no disgrace, is a sign of old age. and as wo all desire a youthful and attractive appearance, get busy at once with Wyeth's Sage and Sulphur and Ibok veara younger - Adv. Daily Special. IOvon If You Are Beaten a Nose, You Cot Second -Money. Important to Mothers Examine carefully o\ery bottle of CASTOKIA, a safe and sure remedy for infanta and children, and see that it In Use For Over 30 Years. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria Good positions far exceed the supply of good material available to fill them. Columbus Ohio State Journal. llanford's Balsam is good for blood poisoning. Adv. Hash is the stuff some queer dreams are made of. rtM Destruction of Real Mon W.SHINGTON.?Aft or having de ! destroyed something like $1,500.- i 000.000 in real money since May. 1012. Miss Louise I^ceter of the treasury department still likes her job. although it is a "messy" one. and hopes to keep at it for some time to come. Miss Lester is a member of the committee on the destruction of mutilated money. Her fellow members on the committee are Messrs. l\ L. Adams. chuirc!?n; .1. N. Kite and William M. Meredith. Kvery day shortly after nine o'clock in the morning a big automobile truck backs up to the treasury and takes aboard six or eight trunks. Every one of the trunks contain half a million or more of dollars in real money, the bills being cut in halves. Accomimnying the truck is a carriage from the bureau of engraving and printing. Into this climb Mr. i Adanirf and Miss l^-stcr. At least two 1 members of the committee must the. in mej in sight at ell '"mes. They Play the Fake Garni TIIK old "pocketbook" trick is being | worked with considerable regularj ity in Washington. The police suspect that a clover pair of negro niei. are responsible for a ruse which was worked on Kniina Davis, a negro woman of 1222 Walter street southeast, tiie ether afternoon, and on another negro woman a week before. lamina reported to the police of the lirst precinct that about ":"o o'clock in the afternoon two well dressed negro men who were walking just in front of her, near the corner of Tenth str? et and Pennsylvania avenue northwest, sudden!;* stooped down and picked up a pocket book from the sidewalk. Making sure that Knitna was in a position where she could see what was going on. they opened the find and disclosed to Ktutna's wondering gage a quantity ot bills of largo denominations. Then the men became confidential, Mnnna told the police, and took her into their secret. They had just found the pocket book, they told her, and it contained $100. Now. as she had seen them Hnd it, she was entitled to a third of it, and they were not going to cheut her out of her right"Surest Thing You Know, /SUJUST THINC YOU) (^hOW^D^p^/ IT SKKMS there If a business man on Pennsylvania avenue named Adams. He had a fine olttre boy. He was one of those boy? who comes to work for J the first time, beats up the rival office i boy in the next shop, answers the te!e| phone with the ease and manner of the senior partner, never smokes cigarettes except when the boss is not looking and who speaks the fascinating language of the streets and the lunchroom, where every male human being is a "guy" or a "gink" and every female is a "skirt" or a "chicken." Adams' boy would get to work ten minutes ahead of time, dust out, rend all the postcards, peep into the mail In other ways, till the ink wells and Representative Bird Mc REPKESHNTATI VK Hlltl) MtH'lKE of Oklahoma has some very interesting constituents among the Osages. These Indians are great friends of the representative and lie | in tarn is a warm admirer of their ; sterling honest\ and faithful adher I enee to tin- truth. Mct?u?re tolls it funny thing on a lawyer out in his state. Tiiis mr.;i ' was tho loading counsel for a big cor poration, a great blovhu'ul and about [ tho most pompous individual on earth But ho had a peculiar way of whee ing when talking or laughing and tinIndians had noticed this, it is one of the Indian customs to give perrons some /iaino denoting their peculiarities; what we would call in Knglish a nickname. And they bestowed on the pompous individual one about as long as your arm and as sonorous as a preacher on a hot afternoon. One day the pompous one was walking down the streets of a town and overheard two Indians talking about him. They pointed at him as be passed and uttered a long sentence which, he understood, they intended for his or " "7~T 7-.' : " - p ey Is a "Messy" Job arriving at the bureau the trunks lull of money are taken to the macerating machines. The mutilated money is dumped by Miss Lester and other members of the committee into four large iron funnels, which convey it illto tlio ntiwofit itt i? mnnhitwka K<>. low. The latter are huge revolving cylinders lined with angle parts which tear the hills to pieces. With the completion of the feeding process bucketfnls of soda ash and unslaked lime are |x>ured in. This takes the color out. Then the machines are set in motion and grind away for twenty-four hours. The gray pulp matter then goes into another ma chine and is made into sheets. Most of the pulp is converted into pasteboard. the government receiving $4<> a ton from a New York contractor fo: the pulp. "There is only one drawback to my job." said Miss Lester. "I receive ever so many letters from persons who seem to think it is my own money 1 am destroying and that I am doing so for the fun of the thing. Hut to me it is inconceivable that they do not understand the necessity of destroying mutilated money and that for every dollar destroyed a new one is put into circulation. ' WhHe my work is somewhat "nies ? \' i; interesting end does not ?r. .........I 1?*0 -....II. e in the Same Old Way fH 3? 4ill? fill portion of tin- i;v.isiirt' trove. Then u diHieulty arose. Ihttnta sain when the men found that they eotih not divide the money in three equa parts without more money to put will it. When Kmnia was tisketi if she liar any money site trustingly pave I in men $7. she said. Kvcir with thit aipount it was impossible to s|ilit tin money correctly, the men told her and directed her to wait a tnotnen while they went over to it lunchroon to pet some more change. Kmma waited for about U?? minuter Then site stepped across the street t< tlie station house and told the polic< what had occurred. A lookout wa: sent out for the men, whose deseri|i ' lions were given. Kid," Said the Office Boj I have* Ilio faci' of a cherub when th? boss arrived. Thou lio would go oii and slioot a tow shots of t raps with ; | friend in the hark room. Altogethei he was a regular office boy. One morning when Adams arrivet the boy nodded gravely at him ant | said: 1 "Well, if there's anything you wan done I wish you'd lemnte have it in : hurry. I gotta go to de baseball garni ! today." "Is that so?" replied the astoundet boss; "don't you think that's rathe an abrupt way to put it. You ough to be more respectful. Suppose yoi | were the boss and I was the boy?-'e nie show you how I would ask." So the boy sat down in the boss chair and Adams went into the ball Then he entered the office, and said ii a polite voice: "Hoss, I would like very much t< go to the ball game today. Would 1 | be asking too much if I could ge j off early?" And then the boy spoke: "Rarest thing you know. kid. I lik< I you and hope you'll get along. Here*! half a dollar. <!o ahead now." Guire Tells This One wti.-it nr.. Itinu.. I ...Ii'. ..J ....II,.., IW?" asked In*, swelling out liis che-sl while visions of such titles us Tliuii se i . loitci or Terrible- Pear dam et through iiis mind. "Why, what they are saying." n turned an Indian who could translate "J: there goes Man Who Laughs l.ikf -a-Jack-Ass!" It seems incredible; that in this da< and age any one ,vho knows how te write a business letter and fail te inclose an address, either on the en ve-lope outside or on the pape>r inside Hut thousands upou thousands e>f let tors fail of delivery every year jus because the- recipients have changee their adelre-ss and the- writers have i failed to indicate their owe. address 4 Is CHILD CROSS, 1 | FEVER SH, SICK Look. Mother! If tongue is coated, give "California Syrup of Figs." Children love this "fruit laxative," and nothing else cleanses, the tender stomach, liver and bowels so nicely. A child simply will not stop playing to empty the bowels, and the result is they become tightly clogged with w uciv, fjviP riu^ftinu, niuinu^a sours, then your little one becomes cross, half-sick, feverish, don't eat, sleep or act naturally, breath is bad, system full of cold, has sore throat, stomach-ache or diarrhoea. Listen, i Mother! See if tongue is coated, then give a teaspoonful of "California Syrup of Figs." and in a few hours all tne constipated waste, sour bile and undigested food passes out of the system. and you have a well child again. Millions of mothers give "California Syrug of Figs" because it is perfectly harmless; children love it. and it never fails to act on the stomach, liver and bowels. | Ask at the store for a fiO-cent bottle of "California Syrup of Figs," which has full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups plainly printed on the bottle. Adv. Finance as She Is Wrote. To add to troubles of the Wall street man forced to spend his summer in the city comes the necessity of cmploying a substitute-stenographer in vacation season. Wall street diction is hard enough for the regular stenographer; the substitute llnds it next to < in possible. The employer of one of the suhstii titles not Ions ago tried to In* particularly cnroful and distinct in his dictalion. Ncvcrtholies, "corntroller of the currency" emerged as "comptroller of the corn belt." A remark about the drought district in Kansas" was interpreted as "grouch in Kansas." Reverting to money matters again, the employer talked about taking bullion into the Rank of Knglaitd. and the copy showed that bouillon soup had been taken into the bank. Right there the bell rang for a new ; typist Wall Street Journal Signatures cn Paintings. i Kxperts rarely rely on signatures . alone to determine tin* authenticity of 1 an old painting, but trust rather to 1 their knowledge of the painter's terht nique. Sometimes the painter's name is found in a conspicuous place, avs 1 j for instanc e, in Raphael's "Sposalizo" at Milan. J ! I'road of having surpassed his inas iter the youthful genius wrote on a frieze in the very center of the can t I \as, "Raphael I'rbinns." i Reynolds hardly ever signed his work. Rut upon the completion of the i. portrait of Mrs. Siddons as "The Trag ic Muse," lie wrote his name large on " the gold embroidery of her dress. lie s was unable, he said, "to resist the > ten ptation of sending my name to posterity on the hem of your garment." He Obeyed. r Willie was struggling through the story in bis reading lesson. "No. said a ; mr i ai'lUlU, lit? IfilU, IL WHS HOT i\ t sloop. It was a larger vessel. My the , rig 1 judg< (I her to he a-a-a-a r The word was new to him. "Marque!" feplied the teacher. 1 Still Willie hesitated. 1 "Marque!" repeated the teacher, this time sharply, t i Willie looked as though he had not i heard aright. Then with an appro? ! hensive glance around the class he j shouted: 1 : "Mow-wow!" t To Please the Ladies. i 1 "Are you strict with lady smug1 glers?" "Oil, no," answered the customs in spector. "We always let them smuggle in a few cigarettes or a cake or t two of foreign soap." For the Human System. For cuts, burns, bruises, stiff neck. ' sore throat, sprains, lame hack and bunions use llanford's Malsam of Myrrh. It is guaranteed. It is for ex ternaj use only. Always have a bottle a on hand, ready for accidents. Adv. The Use of Words. i aiKiiiK about stupid ones, that Smith Kirl is clui.it>'" "Yes. you can toll that as soon as you hoar her talk." for SIMM I'll IIKAIIW 111*5 Hlcka* CAPIJDINR In tlio lies! remedyno m.*iftor what < ausos tli-m wlu-tlier froni tin- boat, aiitinir in ilra 10.-I1I.;. rovorI t"li ooliclit i<'li. i ii'. 1'iiv. L'..1' iixl r.oc: per ' bottle at medicine at ores. Adv. Notes Disregarded. "l)c>n't you ihiiik Miss Yowler's ' voioo has romarkahlo ranee ' I do indeed. It simply romps all ^ ever that sonu she is trying to sine." a PHY i-ff.i.i\<;s. i?\i\ in i.imiis 1 and nil Malarious Indications removed by fllxlr linbek, that well known remedy fur all sct'-h diseases. "I have taken up ;h< three bottles of your 'Kliilr llithek,' end have not felt ' so we!! an<l entirely free from pnln In limbs for live years."?.Mrs. 10. Ilutnlns. Jackson vi lit-. 1'la. f.lixir llobek r>0 cents, all drug rtsts or by l'areols i'ost prepaid from Klocxewskl a Co.. Washington. L>. C. Modern Question. "I> honesty really the host policy?" "(Hi. I think so in small matters, anyhow." PUTNAM ! t olor more Roods brighter and faster colors than i Yc.'i can dye any garment wi:hour ripping apart. n piwLiWJfyi ' ^ ^ Gretna Green Ceremony. A young couple who arrived at Iter- ; wick the other Sunday were married ! after the Scottish fashion in a delightfully simple way. They drove over the border into Scotland, and stopping at a spot i where two men were seated, the young i man said that he and the lady wished to be married and that they could not adopt the conventional method, as it would be stopped directly the banns were put up. The couple then formally took each other for man and wife before the two witnesses, and a document to that ef- I feet was produced and signed by the parties and the witnesses. New Yarn. Kind Lady?Hut that isn't the same story you told me the last time you 1 were here. Tmmn?NIo mtini von eon???>^ doubt de other one. DOKS VOIR UK A D AC'HEf Try IliokH* CAPVDINK. ICa liquid ? plrr.nIr.nt in take etTretH Immediate?eood to prevent Sii-lc llendarhcn and Nertou* Headaches also. Your money hack if not mitlHtteil. 10c.,25c. and Wc. nt nicdiclue storea. Adv. Things to Worry About. There are women carpenters In , Thibet. Don't neglect a cob'. It means t'otisutnp tion or Pneumonia. Dean's Mentholated Cough Drops cheek colds?5c at Druggists. Who ever knew truth put to the worse in a free and open encounter? j ?Milton. Mrs.Wlnslow'w SoothltiR Syrup for Children teething, soiteuH the gums, red urea mflammaturn.allays pain,curve windeoile,'J5ca Iwttlrjlfi Here's a pood motto for married men: "He sure you're right, then ask your wife." Ask anybody about it ? llanford's ^ Balsam. Adv. You have a right to your opinion. ! So have others. From 40 to 50 Wor Such warning symptoms flashes, severe headaches, me evil, palpitation of the heart, dizziness are promptly treat*, arc approaching the period o This is the most critical }: who neglects the care of her curable disease and pain. \ pcriencc of others and take 1 Compound? It is an indisp remedy has helped thousanc this trying period with comfi genuine and honest testimoi from >1 rs. IIIINItY H Fori Worth, Texas. ? "I have hie Compound ami derived- great safely through the Change ??f l.if< that all gone feeling most of the ti very nervous and the hot flashes remedies and doctors, hut did not E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compoui I took the Compound and 1 have 1 I always praise your remedies lli.avn.ix, |{. F. I>. No. r?, Cadiz, From Mrs. EDWARD It. Fleetwood, I'a.?"During the < he around at all. I always had ; nervous that I had no rest at nigli . sometimes that I did not know wl "One day a friend advised me table Compound and it. made me thankful that I followed iny friem as long as 1 live. He fore I took and now I have not had medicine publish my letter."?Mrs. Edwari From Mrs. F. I*. MlTI.il. Munford, Ala.?"I was so weak the Change of Life that I could In rubber on all the gates for I could " I also had backache and a full l.vdia E. Pinkham's Vegetable C< vertiscd for such e:uses and I sent It did me so much good that I lcep found it to 1h* all you claim. 1 i all women atllieted as I was."?M: noun, Munford, Ala. BmeyWrite to I A' III \ K. l'INKHA kWT (COM'IPl.Nl'IAL) l.\ NN, >1 Your tctti;r will he opened, rem by a woman uud held in strict t VY/MCr I BIG GAME C The time of all others when rclia big-game hunting. A miss-fire having poor penetration may rm even injury to the hunter. Wir.c smokeless or black powder, can fire, accurate, and to have speed M K' vor/: ^ ^ FADELE anv other dve. One 10c- pac kage colors all fillers I \VKITIi FOR FKKK booklet, calendar, blotters, e Why Old Backs Ache What a pity that so many persons past middle age are worried with lame backs, aching kidneys, poor eyesight, sick headache, dizziness, gravel, dropsy or distressing urinary ills. Kidney weakness brings these discomforts in youth or age and is a dangerous thing to neglect, for it leads to Bright's disease and uric acid poisoning. Xvoaa's Kidney Pills have brought new strength to thousands of lame backs?have rid thousands of annoyiug urinary trouble. .A Kantuckjr Caaa Capt. T. O. PM*. "Krrrv Picture f^\ Washington SC. Glas7YI1* a Stury."fi< 1 ?ow, Ky., says: "I was hardly abla to \wSp stoop or lift on aoC Mv JJtt count of tb? mini In b?(H^S u,t bBek- It was bard XjWU for me to straighten. Hp*"'-*'-WiB'^r ' couldn't get a good arflyfljr night's rest and I had M\- SMHf many other kidney Wr5T ailments. Dean's Kidney Pills drove SCt. y jfff way the backache as fsoon as I nsed them and strengthened my 1 kidneys. I seldom 1 1 have any kidney ' * ' trouble now." Cat Doan's at Aay Store. 50c a Bog DOAN'S ".VJiV FOSTER-MILBURN CO.. BUFFALO. N. Y? ^^(]PS3:.K.S are not only Purgative. They combine remedial properties whose special function it is to restore to healthy activity all the digestive and diuretic processes. Use them for poor appetite, soar stomach, sick headache, consfi .i . i, 11 potion ana indigestion. I HI > || Vp n Mrn(olritrnbarbfrtr?it lB( II A| B I II In nix to pistil wcrkn. Tui 19 U |1 I I II itlon with nvtof tooln.tft; V Jill I Kb b*f wltli your own tool*, Mb. I Wiikch while lr:irniuR. <"?ll or writ,. RICHMOND BARBER COLLEGE. Richmond, Va. ?<jjjf nan's Critical Period, as sense of suffocation, hot lancholia, dread of impending irregularity, constipation and ;d by intelligent women who I life. )criod of woman's life and she health at this time invites inVhv not be guided by the exL.yaia E. Pinkham's Vegetable uL.ble fact that this grand old Is of women to pass through >rt and safety. Thousands of. S lials support this fact. KAVILIX, Cadiz, Ohio, taken Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetabonetit from its use. It carried me i5 w hen I was in bad health. T. had & me, and headacho constantly, I was were very had. I had tried other improve until I began taking Lydia id. It has now been sometime since md no return of my old complaints, to weak women."?Mrs. liEXRr Ohio. *4 H1LBERT, Fleetwood, Pa. hangc of Life I was hardly able to a headache and I was so dizzy and it. The flashes of heat were so bad bat to do. to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegestrong, well woman. I am very I's ad vice, and I shall recommend it the C'omjjound I was always sickly from a doctor for years. You may > H. 11 li.BERT, Fleetwood, Pa. ?1CNIK>RK, Munford, Ala. * ? and nervous while passing through irdly live. My husband had to nail [ not stand to have a gate slam, ness in my stomach. I noticed that imixMind was ad- ^ and got a bottle. ton taking it and (O f *^\\\ recommend it to S/ ?-> \ V rs. I1'. P. Mki.bkn- IJ J J M MEDICINE CO. d\ jfj) A IA SS., for ad v ice. \\| X;\- (/ 1 and answered onlidcucc. fJ&STBft I iii !??? iw i? m iM?Im_ u i?iLi CARTRIDGES | 1?1c cartridges arc invaluable Is In , an inaccurate cartridge, or one :an t'ne loss of a coveted trophy or '. enter, the w brand of cartridges, I # ^9 . I . ays be relied on to "be sure ^ i and penetration. You can help j isr.vr; r n i ^ ^ SS DYES 1 lye in cold mW batter than anv other dyo. . j ic. MQNWOt DUlif. COMPANY. 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