THE FORT MILL TIMES Published Every Thursday. PORT MILL, 80UTH CAROLINA. Oh, well, if the tangc aids the chiropodists it is not a total loss. Civilization takeB its policewomen, tike Its cafeterias, from Lob Angeles. Summer has been more charitable Co the poor than have many citizens. No real boy wants to be a tenor N when he can become a baseball hero. ~Don't frown at the cook," advises an exchange. Does anybody ever do that? Luckily for some, there is only one lower end to each baseball percentage column. Poetry is an Important factor in divorce courts to those who have playad the game of love too ardently. The days are getting Bhorter, but a woman thinks that 1b no reason why 1 a man should stay out longer at night. j Racing automobiles Ib the new sport In New York. As two persons were hilled the first day It may prove popular. A. Chicago man aroused from slumber with a bucket of water by a practical Joker catne up with a crowbar. A very effoctlvo remedy for that kind of Joker. Bloomers undoubtedly are better for awlmmlng In than skirts, but about 99 women out of a thousand would rather look pretty than be champion swimmers. Jewelers say their products are to be cheaper. Maybe that will help the matrimony market by putting engagement rings In reach of prospective bridegrooms. "Aviator Dreams In Alrboat of Angels Jealous of Wings."?Headline. The aviator Bhould be more discreet; such Is the pride that goes often before a fall. Dr. Nina Golawozowa of Russia ays that In her country a woman marries a mnn In order to help him. Tills InnlfH lllrn n ouKHn 17 nonlo? astku Ik nu UV1C ivuooiau 1/iU tor American male ImmlgrantB. Tlmo will never come, doubtless, when the ordinary layman will realize that theater, clrcuB, concert, tight and other tickets do not grow on Christmas trees In newspaper ofilces. I After we had gotten used to the fountain pen that refused to write, ' along comes the typewriter that always seems too tired to perform the function for which It was Intended. Investigators have announced ngaln that the old time Peruvians had their teeth filled with gold. Doubtless the dentists then, as now, prided themselves on being of the painless variety. The New York state department of health proves that bachelors don't live as long as married men. Stll, there are some married men In New York UIIU w I1U 11I U KIIOWII 10 go a BW1II saltBefore making up your mind to go to Europe this summer just pause and reflect that you can And as | much discomfort In traveling and as insanitary conditions right hero at home. A Pennsylvania girl has been keeping herself rosy, healthy and happy on a food bill of flfty cents a week. Doubtless there will be a grand rush i to win her as the only real ideal wife, j Another automobile reform that is 1 needed Is a horn with a more sooth- \ ing honk. Reports says dancing mnsters ar< seeking now stops. Steps, seems to us. has been sort of a misnomer dur- ! ing the last year or so, as applied to dancing. But if steps it must be, we'll agree. A London woman who has passed the century mark advises people to at what they want and not to submit to fadH. Evidently her hundred years has brought a wisdom worth hearkening to. For a durable and practically In- ' destructible cheese, tho kind handled by a certain New York dealer is recommended. Tho cheese was blown uiruugu u wouawn noor Dy a ooniD explosion and was uninjured. According to one nuthorlty 1,000.000 square miles of land and water in the north polo region remains unexplored. , This should be nttended to at once, for the enthusiasm for such exploration will subside in a few weeks. What is badly needed in this coun- ; try is a weather burenu which can | transfer the superfluous heat of the Dimmer to the cold wave season. If there is a time in a man's life when he feels he is not appreciated it 1a when ho 1b last on the program with * paper at a three-day cdJlfrentlon. Scientists aver that the ultraviolet rays are not strong enough to sterilise vigorous American milk. They are. in other words, not sufficiently ultra. % BLOODY RIOTING BY IRISH STRIKERS HOSPITALS SO CROWDED, MANY OF INJURED SENT TO THEIR HOMES. 400 PERSONS ARE HURT In Many Sections of the City Pitched Battles Occurred?Thirty Constables Injured. Dublin. Ireland.?Fierce rioting in connection with the tramway strike was renewed. Hundreds of persons were injured. All the hospitals are so crowded tlrat many serious cases had to be sent to their homes for treatment. The strike committee, in the interest of peace, had rescinded the call for a mass meeting in O'Connell street, and had substituted a parade from Beresford place to Croydon park, at Fairvlew, a suburb on the north side of the city. The authorities meanwhile had prohibited the mass meeting. Croydon park belongs to the Transport Workers' union, and a meeting was held there without disorder. But on the return march attempts of the police by baton charges to disperse the constantly growing crowds lejl to rioting. The mob was further incensed by the arrest of one of the strike leaders, James Larkin, against whom a warrant had been out for 24 hours. Larkin was on the balcony of a hotel in Sackville street. He was wearing a disguise for the purpose of eluding arrest, but an enthusiastic admirer raised the cry, "Three cheers for Larkin!" The police immediately pounced upoi^ him and violent scenes ensued. The rioting became general in various parts of the city. The police charged repeatedly with their sticks, and this led to pitched battles. Stones, brickbats and bottles were hurled by the Infuriated rioters, and the streets were soon covered with prostrate forms. More than fifty arrests were made. The lord mayor announced his Intention of demanding a public inquiry into the conduct of the police during the strike riots, and will send law officers of the corporation to attend the inquests over the two men who have died from their injuries. PACAFIC WATERS IN CANAL Last Remainig Barrier Blown Out by Charge of Dynamite. Panama.?The last remaining barrier at the Pacific end of the Panama canal was blown out by dynamite. It was an intensely interesting spectacle. At exactly 9:30 o'clock an electric switch was turned on and the 1,500 spectators, including the Shriners visiting here from the United States and officers of the British cruiser New Zealand, were rewarded by a wonderful sight. Hundreds of tons of mud and stone were thrown high in the air and the thunderous roar of the explosions re echoed in the nearby hills. About twenty long tons, equivalent to 44,800 pounds, ol 45 per cent, dynamite constituted the blast, whlcb was one of the largest ever set off in the canal. The charge, which was planted In 541 holes at an average depth of 36 feet, tore a big gap in the barrier, but not to a sufficient depth to permit water to flow through, as the sea level channel was at low tide. Equally interesting as the explosion was the actual breaking of the barrier at the time, the tide creeping steadily ud until it was level with the ton of the gap. A workman seized u shovel and made a small trench through which a rill of water trickled. Gradually it widened, until an hour later a raging torrent, with a 35-foot fall, poured through an opening 400 feet wide into that part of the canal between Gamhoa Dike and the Miraflores locks, which previously had been excavated by steam shovels. This cut, which is 5,000 feet long, 500 feet wide, and 41 feet deep below mean sea level, was entirely filled by the time the waters of the Pacific laved for the first time the solid masonry of the Miraflores locks. v Put Five Bullets in Chief of Police. Lena, S.C.?J. B. Harter, chief of police at Allendale, S. C., was shot to death at Lena. A. L. Walker is confined in the llnnipton county jail, charged with the killing. While the tragedy occurred on the platform of the railway station, there Were no witnesses, an^ as Walker refused to make a statement, nothing is known as to how or why Harter was killed. An inquest will be held at which tune an effort will ho made to solve the mystery. The dead- man was well known in this section. Huerta Displays Strength. Mexico City.?A wave of patriotism appears to be sweeping ovor Mexico, and from many states and from all classes, it is announced, assurances of nllegiance and offers of service are being received daily by President Huerta #hd"