Fort Mill times. (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, July 31, 1913, Image 6
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THE FORT WILL TIMES
PufcH^wJ Every Thursday.
FORT MILL, SOUTH CAROLINA.
Money Invested in a good vacation
la well spent.
Somebody should provide a vaccine
for sunburn and freckles.
Duck suits would bo better if they
were oiled the way ducks wear them.
Even hot weather isn't so bad when
you can get plenty of good fresh buttermilk.
!
It's a poor form of Sunday recreation
that requires a week for recuperation.
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Paradoxical as it may 6eem, the
heat wav. was not Invented by a Paris
hairdresser.
When Sir Thomas Llpton gets tired
of trying to lift that cup, he might try
his hand at polo.
The Joy ride continues to maintain
its reputation nB being fully aB dangerous
as any ride.
Now that aviation has become a
business, enthusiasm has quite naturally
waned a bit.
Hot weather is good for the crops. 1
And the dispute in the lialknns is
good for the Krupps.
Another foreign complication threatens.
A Kansas court has decided that
a pretzel is not a food.
i
No other business is quite so Impor- i
tant as making the children happy and
keeping them healthy.
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An eastern court rules that tipping
a porter is voluntary. Nevertheless
It's an act of self-defense.
They never throw old shoes at a
bride in Chicago. A Chicago shoe is j
classed as a deadly weapon.
We suppose that in a couple of hundred
years from new there will bo a
society of descendants of those who
came over in the Imperator.
.
Roy pupils who detest the decimal
system Bhould be reminded that when
they grow up it will come In handy in
computing tho batting averages.
Our old friend \Vu Ting-fang may
again visit the United States. He will
be warmly welcomed, no questions
asked, but all answered, as usual.
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"Ronesetter" Reese, called to attend
a disabled dancer of the tango, left
an Eisteddfod to do it. However, he
was not at work on the Eisteddfod.
New York is trying to check drink- j
lng by the linger print system. With
three fingers to consider in the averago
case the experts are in for overtime.
Every man knows no could do a better
Job than the love-making scenes
that are put on in the moving picture
shows.
A Chicago alienist snys that love
is a form of lunacy. Rut Shakespeare
said that long before him, so it is no
use reviving the discussion at this
late day.
People nre still taking bichloride of
mercury tablets in mlstako for headache
remedies. This is a case In
which it would pay to read the
papers.
Tho meanest man so far has been
located in New Jersey. Ho left his
who wunoui support, giving ns his
excuse that Bhe wns suffering with
tuberculosis.
Sotno people piny tennis to keep
cool.
The happy medium praised by philosophers
is so hard to realize that the
bather Is too cold while In the water
and too hot while on shore.
An American woman has sailed for 1
Italy to find n singing bandit whom she
would put In grand opera. He
might be unable to keep his eye oft
the box office.
Though the modern college graduate
knows all about everything, he Is
discreet enough to conceal the fact
from the crude person to whom he applies
for a Job.
Collisions between aeroplanes are a
new danger of civilization. Apparently.
there Is not room for similar ambitions
even In the boundless space
of the atmosphere.
Some of our cabaret dancers should
have been present the other day to
take a few ler.rons from that rivetter I
who dropped a hot bolt itiRlde the
waistband of his work pants.
In Justice to our domestic Industrios
it must bo sold that home-Rrown
sunburn cannot be distinguished from
the imported variety.
Our notion o' a strenuous athletic i
performance at this season is to sit
under an electric fan and read
about the marathon race.
Though a person may dodge the un- j
muz/lcd canine and sidestep the de
ceitful canoe, he may be unable tc
avoid the ptomaine germ that lurkt
here and there during the summer.
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SCENE
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Our Illustration shows a gene
resulted in bloody battles with the i
BY~ORDER
Nicholas Savin. Adventurer, Released
From Riga Prison.
International Swindler. "Man of the
Hour" In Russia, Now Earns Honest
Living?Was Street Car
Conductor in Chicago.
Moscow.?Nicholas Savin, the notorious
Russian adventurer who calls
mmseir uount Nlcnolas do ToulouseLautrec.
has been released from prison
in Riga by the czar's manifesto of
March 5. When the count came out
of prison he had only three rubles in
his pocket. He has earned 5,000 rudes
so far. A Moscow newspaper is
publishing his diary and a cinematograph
firm has paid him $1,500 for
films illustrating his life. In Russia
he is the man of the hour.
Ho is known to the police all over
Europe and America as an exceedingly
accomplished swindler, who speaks
half a dozen languages and whose
specialty Is the passing off t on the
guileless of forged bonds and securities.
He accounts for all the records of
charges and convictions against him
in various parts of the globe in two
ingenious ways.
Either they were crimes committed
by a cousin who is remarkably like
him or he says they were charges
trumped up against him by the Russian
secret police in order to get rid
of a dangerous nihilist.
According to his own story, he took
part in the Russo-Turkish war of 1S77
Czar of Russia.
and was severely wounded at Plevna.
There is some ground for doubting
this account, for he received no medal
and no wound pension. All that Is
known Is that in 187S he gave up his
commission.
When Savin was on trial at Pau In
1908 for swindling he told the same
story of being wounded at Plevna as
well as at Santiago de Cuba. The
French court ordered the prison doctor
to examine his "wounds." Tho
doctor renorteit Hint th?rr> ?/irt<ilnl?
were scars visible, but they wero received
in battles other than those of
war.
After a thrilling escape from the
French gendarmerie he fled to the
Ilalkans, where he enlivened proceedings
by presenting himself as a candidate
for the Mulgarian throne.
His schemes, however, wero frustrated
by a Moscow barber, to whom
he owed money, and who. happening
to be in Constantinople at the same
time, gave information to the Russian
emhnssy as to Savin's identity.
The luckless adventurer was sent
to Narim, a desolate convict settlement
in Siberia, but within three
months he succeeded in escaping.
Afterward he lived in Chicago,
where he worked as a car conductor
and was naturalized as an American
citizen. He was married in Canada
and arrested and sentenced there for
dealing in forged bonds in 1900 and
has since been arrested in New York,
Lisbon, Finland and I'au. He tells
OF BLOODY STRIKE I
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ral view of Johannesburg, South Afrit
soldiery and police. The Inset shows a
rOF^CZAR
wonderful stories of escapes from Siberia
and is, in fact, the most brilliant
artist in modern fiction.
WAR WHEN THE WHALE COMES
So Think the Superstitious Ones Who
Watch Over the Delaware
Bay.
Chester, Pa.?Superstitious people
of this city believe that the whale
1 which was recently seen in Delaware
bay is a precurser of war. They re
fer to past omens of a similar charm
! ter. reciting that the whale whlc?
came up the Delaware river in 18D
was a precurser of the War of 1812,
i and that in 1860, one year before the
i outbreak of the Civil war, a whale
! came up these waters to Philadelphia.
1 This latter whale Edward Culen, a vetI
eran fisherman of this city, avers he
! saw. lie Riivfl
"It was JuBt this way. It was during
the summer of 18G0. Horace Davis
and I were out in a boat Ashing. It
was a little dark, and we had a lantern.
I was drawing in the net and
Dnvis was hanking it. All of a sudden
Davis said: "Ned, there's vessel
upside down out there.' I looked and
saw a thing tjiat had the appearance
of the hull of a craft upset. 'See howswift
the tide speeds by It,' said
Davis.
"We'd got pretty close to It then,
and 1 lifted tho lantern to take a
I good look. J list then there w as a
| terrible splash nnd the water went
clear up into tho air out of that thing.
I Just as though a powder magazine had
! busted.
"1 dropped the lantern, and Davis
and I grabbed tho oars, and we didn't
stop until we got ashore. There
wasn't any steamboat on the river that
could have beaten us that trip. When
COYOTES ARE N
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Closed Ranges and Bounties on :
Scalps Causing Extermination
of Animal.
Cottonwood Falls, Kan.?According
to stock raisers and farmers of this
j county tho coyote seems to be fast be'
coming extinct. The fencing up of
i the big pasture districts in this and
| neighboring counties, where practically
every acre is now stocked with cattle.
has robbed the coyote of Ills once
free and open range.
Re-cause of his depredations on
young ami helpless domestic stock a
bounty has been set on his head and
he luu; long been a fugitive, hunted
and Killed by every farmer. The bounty
of n dollar which is paid by the
county for every coyote scalp turned
in probably more than any other
cause is responsible for the decreasing
j wolf population.
In order to get the reward many
farmers, and especially the farmer
j boys, not only trap and kill coyotes
whenever the opportunity comes, but
have made a practice of hunting the
j coyotes' dens and robbing them of
their young. For the scalp of a baby
wolf, though only a few weeks old
and innocent of any wrongdoing, is
the same in yio eyes of the law as (
would bo that of a veteran chicken i
killer.
Only a few years ago the county :
money paid out In this county alone
for coyotes ran as high as $.100 or
$400 annually. Now. It Is said, the
number will hardly reach 100 a year.
The bringing In of a dozen or more
scalps by one farmer, which was onco
I so common, no longer occurs.
The greater part of these bounties
are collected In the spring months
! before the mother-wolf has left her
I den with her family. So persistently
have the farmers carried on the warfare
of extermination that the coyotes
which rear their families in safety
must be cunning indeed. Though this
I inay seem cruel, yet from long experience
the farmers have found that
in a stock-raising country the coyote
; has no place. Were they left to multiply
even for a few years so great I
NOTING
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;a, where the Btrlke of miners has
typical crowd of colored miners.
that whale was caught up near Ken !
sington she had fishermen's nets 1
around her to stock two or three shir <
stores. She had dragged them off the i
bottom of the Delaware as she crawl j 1
ed up toward Philadelphia." i i
LAUDS AN AMERICAN SCHOLAR ;
Temps Devotes Its Leading Editorial
to the Visit of Harvard University
President.
Paris.?The Temps devotes its principal
editorial to the visit of Dr. Ab- '
bott Lawrence Lowell, president ol
Harvard university, describing him as ''
"one of the leaders of American 1
Dr. Abbott Lawrence Lowell.
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thought whose presence among us will '
still further tighten the bonds of mu- j
tual esteem and ardent sympathy between
France and the United States."
The Temps points out that the advent
of Dr. Lowell In Harvard coincided
with the reaction in favor of French
methods. Previously German meth j
ods had reigned exclusively in Araer (
ican universities.
EARLY EXTINCT
t? \
would their numbers become as to b?
a scourge to the country.
NAP RUINS JUDGE'S DIGNITY ,
"Is That You, Eugenle7" He Asks ,
When Roused from His Slum- (
ber In Court. t
Paris.?"Oh! sleep, It la a gentlt
thing, beloved from pole to pole!' I ,
But people who Indulge in forty wink! .
at the wrong moment get into trouble .
sometimes. .
Two Judges of the Seine tribunal .
are inflicted rather badly with the
judicial habit of napping, and the oth
er day during a case in which thej !
were on the bench in company witb :
the president of the court the Influ
ence of the heat wave combined witt
the tedious plendings of an unlnter j
esting case sent them into a profound
sleep.
According to a report that ha!
aroused much merriment In legal clr 1
cles one of the Judges, being rousec {
by the toe of a colleague gentlj
pressed against his calf, murmured
"Is that you, Eugenie?" and awoke tc
wonder why the court was dissolved
In laughter.
\jiu nuusc lias VYindOWS.
Ix>ndoi?.?Tho Into Ixird Northamp |
ton owned one of tho show places o1
England In Compton Wyn gates, It
Warwickshire, one of the finest exam '
pies of a half timbered house to bf '
found In England. It is a splendid ( 1
specimen of Tudor architecture, witl
battlemented towers and inullioned ( 1
windows, and has been preserved in i "
tact from tho days of Henry VIII. | *
| whose arms appear over the gateway i ^
Nt two of its chimneys arc alike and f
ihere are r.6f? windows I
First Woman Jury's Verdict.
San Francisco.?The first womai
Jury to appear in a felony case in Cal J
ifornla returned n verdict of not guilt}
after two hours' deliberation in th<
case of a woman on trial for an nl d
I leged attempt at blackmail. c
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iVffMSS
He Twists Letters Like
nr ASHINGTON- Frank B. Willis.
fT the rising young statesman from
Wool Town. Ohio, who pulled down
the spelling laurels tn the recent Press
L^ubs ladies' night entertainment, had
better study up that bluebacked speller.
because there's another chap In
town who can twist the letters round
tils tongue like a Mexican greasor juggling
a lariat. This same fellow is
VVrisley Brown, special assistant attorney
general of the department of justice.
Some time ago a correspondent who
purported to be a college professor
wrote a letter to President Taft complaining
that the recurrence of crime
waves was due to malign thought impulses
hurtled about by detectives of
the department of justice. Then the
detectives would issue forth and arrest
these law breakers, according to
the writer. In this way working up a
reputation for efficiency. The writer
also said he had appeared before the
senate "third degree" committee, and
that his views were greeted with loud
How John Burroughs Fc
JOHN BURROUGHS, accompanied
by two well known naturalists,
Krneat Thompson-Seton and Glenn
Buck of Chicago, was a recent visitor
to the capitol.
At the capitol Mr. Burroughs gazed
with thoughtful eyes directed toward
the imposing, glistening white, marble
senate ofllco building.
"Beautiful building, isn't it?" he
was asked.
"Hugh! Yes," was the slow re
sponse.
"Hut." ho added. "I would a whole
sight rather gaze at a ecene I remember
so distinctly. I had visited a
small hamlet in a state that was
dry."
"1 looked about, but could find no
place to sleep. It took only a few
minutes to traverse the settlement.
There was only one place where a
light could be seen. The nature of
Llie business being transacted there
was apparent to all who cared to un
[lorstand. It was a so-called "blind
tiger."
"Seeking rest there was out of the
question, hut 1 was tempted to enter
and ask for information. As I was
hesitating, a faint light in a building
Calamitous Cessation 1
IT is an admitted fact that Mary hnd
a little lamb, but it may be news to
tho general public that Hobby Hlank.
tvho lives out Georgetown way, had
mother. Leastwise, he had. until the
>ther day, when his ownership came
'o what one might briefly call a
calamitous cessation.
Hobby had been week-ending with a
ittle cousin who lives out in the county
two hours by wagon, on a hill, off
:he pike. Little cousin owned a pet
amb. and when the wagon was waitng
for Hobby he, somehow, managed
:o sneak pet off and get away with
:he goods.
The wise men who make the world
ico round for -us assert that character
changes with environment, and it
nust be so, for, by the time the wagon
Some Mighty Beautiful T
JKNATOR TOM MARTIN of Vir
3 ginia is radically different from
nost statesemen from the sunny
iouth. Ho is not an orator. On the
ontrary, he is usually so silent that
le makes the Sphinx seem like the
(tar book agent for an installment
nibltshing house. As some of his conitituents
like to say: "Tom takes
ilB*n out in thinkin' and actln'."
Hut while Martin snvs little he lis
ens much. And when he does finally
>reak into spef<ch Ids words lire to
he point.
Some time ago there came up, in
he senate, a bill on which there was
i bitter light. Straightway several of
hose senators who have come to be
mown as "constitutional sharks" leap>d
to their feet one after another, in
ilgh sounding and resounding protest
"Shall we. unworthy as we are, dare
o violate either the letter or the spirt
of our beloved constitution?" they
lemnnded. "Never never not one
ota?NEVER!"
Martin listened calmly until all had
lone. Then he rose slowly and d rapid
himself gracefully over one edge
if his desk
Mexican Juggling Lariat
guffaws. In conclusion he said: 0
"They laughed, Mr. President," he
wrote, "at the profundity of their own
ineptitude."
The letter was referred to the department
of Justice, and Wrisley
Brown was asked to prepare an indosement
for It. There was a Bcream
of laughter when Brown turned in a*
burlesque opinion, couched In wordB
which outranked the professors' ten
to one. They say President Taft
chuckled all day over it. And as for
big words?Just watch:
"After careful reflection." wrote
j Wrisley Brown. "I concur in the physical
theorems herein deduced by the
1 complainant. His conclusions regarding
the auto-suggestion of crime are
fully borne out by the history of human
experience. Its Insidious efTect
upon the mind has a pronounced tenI
dency to bring on aboulomanla or cretinism
of the will power, combined
with a choreic condition of the faculties.
"In some cases it has even been
known to Induce katatonia or some
more serious dissociation of the mental
elements of a luetic character and
Pfuribund developments such as. for instance.
confusional enccphalomalucia.
"The application of the third degree
annilhilates the inhibitory powers of
the average victim and plunges him
into a state of volitional hypnosis,
thereby breaking down the fundamental
doctrine of free agency."
tund a Place to Sleep In
I opposite showed, and in a few minj
utes the form of a man, partly dressed,
appeared in the doorway and began
: an unsteady course for the blind tiger.
I "I did not stop him, but as he entered
the place of liquor dispensing. I
entered the place he vacated, blew out
the light and cast myself into his bed,
which was warm.
"It seemed hours later when I was
awakened by a reeling Swede.
" 'Ah bane thanking you've my ? "
bade.' he began.
" 'Man.' 1 replied. 'You've been to
the blind tiger.'
"That was enough. The man was
too dazed to think. He turned about,
by degrees, and walked out of the
| place. I don't know where he went,
j but probably back to the blind tiger."
For Bobby's Little Lamb
had wheeled up to the home curb the
small white thing that had been as
docile as those other dear lambkins
that skip on the forever-green grass in
the way-back spelling book, took on a
kiddish butting velocity.
Hobby's mamma was waiting to welcome
little son as he hopped out of
the wagon, dragging the lamb at the
end of a string. The first thing the
I iwo Know the lamb had butted In and
I sprawled them, mother and manchild.
on the pavement.
A crowd developed with a suddenness
that suggested it must have
swarmed up from the crevices in the
bricks.
The little lamb got busy and butted
around at the human fringe with skillful
Impartiality, until a particularly
big man gave it what was intended to
be a down-and-out kick. Hut it wasn't.
Not for the little lamb. As for the
man?but maybe he wouldn't like it
mentioned; some people are so delicately
sensitive?and, anyhow, maybe
he would have done better if the little
lamb had given him a second try, but
it wasn't that sort of a little lamb.
It preferred to streak off like white
lightning?and maybe it is streaking
I yet.
hings in the Constitution
^~\ f THE Mas' \
|l> &\ beautiful of All
i ? WQ A THOSE CLORlOii$
y I W0RP5, $i/H,
WCiVlH'uS THE
^3^ ydwniD-y
"Mistah President," said he in his
soft drawl, "1 yield to no man, suh, in
( my respect foh the Constitution and
its Cramers. They did well. They did
, nohlv, suh?foh their time. Hut, Mistah
President, those * gentlemen have
been dead mo" than one hundred
! years, suh. and times, suh. have
changed. We've got to remember
| that. suh.
"An" remembering that. Mistah President,
what I started to say was this'
There are some mighty beautiful
things in our Constitution. It's a
beautiful work, suh. Put, Mistah
President, of all the beautiful things
in all that beautiful work, to my mind
the mos' beautiful of all are those
glorious words, suh, giv{n' us the right
i to amend,"