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APPEAL MADE i.i i.ic "FIZZ"
Inductive Bubbles Add Charm to 8oda
Fountain and to Othor
Drinks.
Few things appeal to us and capnire
our fancy like a bubbling spring.
\s it conies sparkling out of the cooi
lepths of the earth, it smiles up at
is in the friendliest way, like some
ihy,'living creature, inviting us to
*ome and slake our thirst. The mere
?ight of a spring usually makes us
'hirsty at once, no matter how re
^ently we may hav- filled up on tapwater
or well water.
No little of the charm of the soda
fountain is dne to the rush and bubble
and sparkle of its stream, as it
pours hissing and swirling and foaming
into the glass. And who can tell
how much of the fatal seductiveness
of equally effervescent but less innocent
beverages, with their crimson
sparkle or creamy foam, or "purple
bubbles winking on the brim," may
be due to their hypnotic appeal to
our fascinated eye, as we "look upon
the wine when it is red, when it
moveth it.-coif aright?"
Certain it is that the most popular
and irresistible liquors, fron. lowly
lager to lordlv champagne, art
those that sparkle and foam and bite,
with the keen fresh tang of carbonic
acid gas. Even whisky has to he
mixed wi'h something sparkling
"soda" or "I'olly," in order to fnaki
it attractive to the eye or even to the
palate, except of the educated 01
jaded minority.
No small amount of tlie charm ol
"fizzv" drinks, whether innocent 01
hurt?ful, lies in the "lizz." The motto
"All fizz abandon, ye who entei
here!" over the door of every saloon
and liar, if enforced, would well nigli
sound the death knell of drunkenness.?T)r.
Woods Hutchinson, in
Everybody's M agazi no.
THAT FEELING
^ s.iu. - i.. -j
Mildred?11*h in the winter th
I long for wealth :md its luxurious
comforts?just the time you need
them most.
Harold?I feel the same way in
the winter, and also in the spring,
the summer and the fall.
LOSING FAITH IN EDITORS.
Old Lady?I don't believe this
sure-cure tonic is a-goin' to do me
any good.
Friend?L.'s highly spoken of i"
the papers.
Old Lady?Yes; hut I've taken
forty-seven bottles, and 1 don't feel
a bit better. 1 tell you what it is,
Sarah, I'm beginning to think these
newspaper editors don't know everything.
NO OTHER KIND.
"Larry, have you any fresh egga
this morning?"
"Yes, sir; all my eggs are fresh."
"How do you sell them?"
"Denondfl nn llin ?? "!? wu: ~u
f ? v.. *MV ^lauc. Tf 1111*11
will you have??fresh, strictly fresh,
Dr guaranteed ?"
WELL MATED PAIR.
i
Manager?1 am looking for a man
I can trust.
, Applicant?And I'm looking for a
man who will trust me. We ought
to get along fine.?Boston Evening
Transcript.
FIR8T TRIP OF THE SEA80N.
"Been fishing, Jimmy?"
"Yep; played hookey, too."
"Catch anything?"
"Guess I will when I get home.'
THE CONCEIT OF HIM!
She?Marry you I Do you thin
I'm crazy?
He?No, but I shall be if you refuse
to.?Boston Transcript
ONE BETTER.
Stella?I wouldn't marry him if
he was the last man on earth.
Bella?I wouldn't marry him ii
he was the middleman.?Buck.
SEES "STYLE" AS AM EVIL
New York Ntwipiptr Bitter In Its Arraignment
of tho Trsnd of o
tha Times.
There is much wisdom in the ut- y
teranpp of n Vpw Ynrlf HoraM oaf.
? _ ? - * a
respondent who says that many
working girls are victims of the ab- j
surd Hmbition to lie "in the fashion."
This observation applies to mqny
others besides working girls, for
1 there is not a grade of society that is
I not under the curse of what is ealled f
i "style." Children, no matter how t
poor their parents, must follow the
fashions set by their wealthier play- '
mates. The home of the salaried man 1
is often robbed of all comfort and happiness
by absurd efforts to imitate
the costly mode of living of the
i i millionaire. In a fruitless attempt
to "make a front," r.s it is called, (.
many a young man runs into debt y
, and then seeks to retrieve himself by
r betting on the race track, gambling r
( in the stock market and taking ?
monov from his employer's till. It is u
I 1 .a
s-fe to say that of the young girls i
who go wrong, nine-tenths can trace |
their fall not to low wages, but to a
fatal ambition to be "stylish."
; If this awful word "style" and its e
ntanv derivatives, including "stylisii[
est," could ho e'im na'cd from our
, ] vernacular and the ambitions that
i they create rooted out from the *
[ minds of the younger generations. . ^
, we should hear less about young pco,
pie "going wrong."?Now York ller'
',ld- |
: WENT AFTER JOAQUIN MILLER \
1
Indignant Father, "With Blood In Hit
Eye," Sought the Scalp of
l the Editor.
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The late Joaquin Miller?Heinie
( Miller, as he was called in those day? F
?used to edit the Eugene Register. ;
: an Oregon newspaper, and in Eugene ( c
they si ill tell tnanv a story about the |
poet of the Sierras.
There is one story concerning 8 rj
turner mar .Milter rail 111 j.|
1 the Register. Tlu* chief eontributoi I ?
10 tlu? "poets' corner" was a young
urirl of sixteen. Of course, thit m
voting <rirl never reeeivet! any checks j
i from the editor for !ier vapid verses J
| in dead canaries ami such like tonics. 1
! One <lav Miller foui^l in his mail tin 1
following missive: fl.
"Oere "Editor: I have axdenth 1
found out you have hoen printing in\ ji
daughter's ponies for months and I
months without piying her a cent. I
Now I know a thing or two if Susit ?
lon'f: there is no green in my eye. 1
and if you don't pay up for flu 1
wnole kit and crew of pomes at onet.
I'll have the law on you for so cold- f
^ )loodlv p'eking the brains of an in- P
nocent girl. No pri/.e tin watches
ior brass rings wanted, cash only, or
1 j into jail you go."
WHEN TIME PRESSED.
Mrs. Xayhur?Mamie, I'm sure
Mrs. Kawler would like to hear you
' sing "When the Swallows Homeward?"
Mrs. Kawler (hastily rising) ?
Yes, indeed; I should he delighted.
I'll come over some day just on purpose.
Well, I must lie going. I've *
got to eook a meal for the minister. I
He's coming?er?tomorrow afternoon.
THE RESULT.
"What lantern jaws that woman
las!"
"Yes, but you ought to see how hei
face can light up."
MATTER OF BUSINES8.
Conjurer?Will soma one in the j
audience lend me $5, please? ?
Voice (far back)?At what pet l~
?ent. ?
A GOOD ONE.
She?T always like to have something
on hand.
I He?How al>out an engagement
ring?
NECESSITY.
"Maud is very much stuck up
tbout that musical machine of hers."
"That's nothing. With a musical
machine, you have to put on airs."
EXPLAINED.
"WllV nn vnn aimnnoa W/?
j t.??. nc nan sut'll
* vacant expression?"
"Well, ho thinks of himself a good
ieal."?Judge.
VOLUNTEER AID.
? "James, there's a burglar downitairs.
I'm going for help."
t "Wait a minute, I'll go with you."
?Harper's Magazine. L
DELICATE DISCRIMINATION.
"One can make anything express
ne's feelings, if so inclined."
"How do you mean?"
"Didn't you notice what Amy did
rhen she handed the refreshments
round? She gave Mame, who is her
hum, some angel foo<i and handed
essie only the devil cake."
HAD 8EEN ENOUGH.
May (showing family)?This if
ather and that's mother, and ovei
here with the beard is Uncle Jerry.
Fresh (absent-mindedly)?Yes, 1
ilse your crowd immensely, but I'd
ike to hold off a little while longer
?Cornell Widow.
SLOW PROGRESS.
'To look at Plimpson, you would
hink he was the busiest man in the
rorld."
"Yes, Plimpson reminds me of a
nan on a treadmill. He is always
oin<; like the wind, but never gets
nywhere."
HIS STATUS.
Tloes that dentist go into socity?"
"1 don't know, but he ought to.':
"How is that?"
"I notice in his dispensary pracice
he has much to do with charity
awls."
IN THE NIGHT ROOM.
"Here's a dispatch about a man
>ound over for stealing a load ot
luinpkins; case never came to trial.'""
"Head it,'Indictment Squashed."'
CROOKED BEATS.
Church?I see that Boston has one
Hiliceman to every -!*><? inhabitants,
(lothnm?1 hope they are not a?
rooked as the streets.
Send in a subscription to The
imes and get 25,000 votes in
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but four bottles of Electric Bitters ?
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The high price of living is demanding
more thought of people
in every walk of life than ever
before, and how to solve the
problem is the question.
The principal reason for high
Drices nrobahlv tbaf fKo oton<l.
ard of living is too high. The
sentiment of getting the best of
everything, regardless of price,
is dominating the purchasing
element everywhere.
The producer and the middle- j
man understand this, and have 1
placed a price on everything that1
is edible. The tendency of the
American people is toward the
extreme of buying. The realism
of economy never enters into the E
purchase of the common necessi- I
ties of life. I
People know too well the cost
of living is too high, and still I
they seem to be contented until H
til the grocer's bill is presented, >1
and then it becomes a vital H
question. The blame is placed B
upon t le trusts atd corporations, g
when the real cause is nearer B
home. The fact is the people 1
themselves are in a great mess
ure responsible for such enormous
piic? s. It is true that the ?
various storage plants, tnjsts |
and corporations are, to a great ?
extent, responsible, yet the peo- jg
' ph* ne^d to be satisfied with less I
i high-priced necessities and raise
i more of their living at home. g
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Tired-out, werk. nervous men and
! women would feel ambitious, energetic,
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good values will bring us cusi
away the piano is simply to brir
store, and it is doing it every dt
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