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SYNOPSIS.
Harry Swlfton la expectlnK a visit from
his fiancee, Lucy Meddcrs. a Quakeress
whom he met In the country. His auto
crashes Into another machine containing
a beuutlful woman ami a German count.
The woman's hat is ruined and Harry
escapes. His. sister. Caroline, arrives at
hla home to play hostess. Socrates Primmer.
cousin of Lucy's, arrives with a
hat intended us a present for Lucy. Harry
Is trailed to his home by the Count
und Mrs. tlen. Uluy.es. who demands her
hut. a duplicate of which she says has
been delivered at Harry's bouse. She Is
In Kreut feur lest her husband hear of
her es< apade. Lucy Medders and her
father arrive and the count Is hidden In
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v. UIIUVB III IIIIIHIKT.
Hurry Is forced to do some fancy lyltiK to
keep Lucy from discovering the presence
of the woman. Tin* milliner. Dnphne DuffliiKton.
who proves to be an old (lame of
Harry's, arrives to trace the missing duplicate
hut and more complications ensue.
Daphne Is hustled Into the room occupied
by the Count. The latter, with
whom Daphne had flirted at one time,
demands the return of a ring lie had
given her on that occasion. She tells him
that she Kavo the ring to General Diazes.
As the Count had also given Mrs. Diazes
a duplicate of the ring Tie becomes somewhat
excited. Daphne leaves the room
and seeks refuse In the one occupied by
Mrs. Blazes. Sir. Medder discovers the
Count, who Is Introduced as Hurry's German
tutor.
CHAPTER VII.?(Continued.)
"And art thee 11 tencher of German?"
Lucy asked, artlessly, of the
Count Before ho could reply, Harry
laugnra:
"Yes. he's n German teacher of Oerman
German. Ha. ha! Good Joke,
dear teacher!"
He nudged the Count in the ribs, to
that gentleman's discomfiture.
"Ho Iks alvays choking ven he
should he learning," the Count gravely
informed Lucy.
"Hns he learned much?" Lucy wanted
to know.
"He has a lot to learn yet," the
Count replied, with significance that
was not lost on Harry.
"Oh, Hurry!" Lucy cried, clapping
her hands together delightedly. "Wilt
thee speak sonto German for ine?
Wilt?"
"Sure, I'll wilt," Harry smiled, "icb
llebe dlch." j
"Is that good German?" Lucy UHked
the Count.
"Very fine," the Count assured her.
"He Ihb a quick scholar?ho Ihh?vat
you call?rapid?fast."
"What doeH that mean?what he
said?" Lucy asked.
"It iss not for me. hiss tutor, to
translate for him. Later, he vill tell
you vat it means, I know," the Count
replied.
"What was thy last lesson about,
Harry," asked Mr. Medders. "Was
It some passage from the German
masters, or a chapter of hiBtory, perchance?"
"What was our last lesson about?" ]
Harry asked the Count.
"It vas rending writing," the Count
said.
"Heading and writing, you mean?"
laicy hskcu.
"No. no. Reading writing. I am
writing der reading und den ho Iks
reading der writing."
Harry saw that the Count had some
plan in his mind, but what it might lie
he could not imagine. However, ho
willingly lent himself to forward it.
"He means that he would write
something and then I would try to
rend it," ho said. Mr. Medders nodded
gravely; to him it appeared to be a
very good plan. Lucy, with great interest,
said:
"Oh. write something in German
now, then?it must be awfully hard to
write in German, isn't it??and then
thee let Ilarry read it."
So the Count tore the fly leaf from
the book In his hand and solemnly
wrote thereon the line:
"Find die dame ihr hut?"
lie handed the sheet to Ilarry, who
assumed the painfully awkward position
of a schoolboy und laboredly read
the line, with an atrocious mispronunciation
of almost every word. The
Count smiled, and took the paper
from him. savin e:
"You bcc, he has der Cherman accent.
but not yet der Chcrniau vords.
Der line Is: 'Kind die dame ihr hut?'
It Iss a question, you see. unt iss to
be answered yet."
"Oh. and what does it mean In Kngllfch?"
Lucy asked.
"It moans," the Count said, with
much significance, and speaking with
great deliberation and emphasis, "it
means: 'Did the lady find her hat?' "
"Did the lady find her hat?" Lucy
repeated after him.
"Not yot!" llarry said, absentmindedly.
"Ah." the Count ?j>t<l tmllln?
? -
nicht."
"Of course! Of course!" Ilarry said,
an though being corrected in his pronunciation.
"Nock nit."
The Count nodded bin head with
commendation.
"Rome day he vlll be a great Cherman
scholar?some day," be asserted.
Harry beamed with pride?and
amusement. Mr. Medders observed to
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"Verily, thy tutor must be a learned
man."
tie reads nothing but the classics,"
Harry replied. "You'll alwayB And ilia
In the library. He's dying to get back
there now, I expect."
"And no doubt that 1b a classic bo
hath in his hand even at this moment."
Mcddcrs said.
"I've no doubt." said Harry, taking
the book from the Count's hand and
glancing at the title, which was
"Three Weeks." "Ah, It Is an old
treatise on the brevity of time."
He fossed the book into the library,
and said:
"Now, I don't want to have to think
of any more German today. This Is
to be a real holiday. Count, and 1 refuse
to study any more."
"I think thee art doing a great
work," Lucy said to the Count, "to
teach Harry German. It Is fine that
he hath thee for a tutor. How did
thee happen to be engaged by him?"
"Merely by accident," the Count answered.
"Yes," Harry added, "through a
mere accident."
CHAPTER VIII.
Harry felt that there was nothing
I he could do which would sutflclenly
show his gratitude to the Count.
Everything wus straightening out
nicely. To git rid of the Count would
be simple. Aa his German tutor,
what could be more natural than for
the Count to put on his hat and walk
away? And then there was the quick
manner in which the Count had rallied
to his support. Evidently, in
spite of his grievunce, the Count was
a man who would not stand or sit
HiTIBS I M
1 pffeiK
pfl
"He Has a Lot to Learn Yet."
Idly by and see a fellow man suffer
because of a mistake, or u combination
of mistakes.
With ?a quiet wink to the Count,
Harry said to Lucy and her father:
"I want to take you around the
grounds a bit, now. Count von Kitz
will excuse us. I know."
"Most certainly," the Count replied,
crandlv. "Cud t vm ..m-m...
stud lea."
Hut more noise was beard from the
hallway, and Harry flinched. He
could not Imagine what further trouble
fate had in store for him, hut he
had experienced so much In this brief
time, and his nerves wero on such u
wire edge, that he knew any unusual
noise meant trouble, and any unusuul
silence might nicun w.orse.
"What can it he?" Lucy asked In
alarm.
"Let us go and see," Medders said.
They were saved the effort, for Carolyn
came running in, her eyes big
with nlarm, and her face white with
fright. She rushed to Harry and
clung to him.
"Oh. Harry!" she cried. "That terrible
old General!"
"Gott!" the Count exclaimed, turning
toward the library. "He hass discovered
me!"
"What is it. Carolyn? What about
the General?" asked Harry.
"There, there, my girl," soothed Mr.
Medders. "Calm thyself."
"Do tell us what has frightened
thee." Lucy begged, taking Carolyn's
hand in Iters and patting it.
"General Blazes." Carolyn said,
straightening herself up stnd catching
her breath. "General Blazes Is com
lng, and he swears he will do desper*
ate things, Harry. Oh. 1 am so
afraid."
The deep voire of the General
boomed from the ho 11.
"Where is the?" he shouted.
"Where is she? 1 want my wife, 1 tell
you!"
He stormed into the den and confronted
them, lie stalked up to llnrr.v,
brandishing his cane.
"Where Is my v/ife?" he clamored.
"You scoundrel! Where is my wile?"
Harry waited until the General had
run out of breath; this procedure also
allowing him to collert his wits. Then
he asked:
"Why. General, what in the world Is
wrong?"
"Everything's wrong! You're u seam
doundrel; I'm a rant dool! My wile
. Is a ticked wlrt?I mean n wicked
l flirt ' "
"It's coming In bunches." Harry
thought to himself. Ho determined
that, even though the General had
reason to believe his wife was in the
house, ho would affect to misunderstand
him and thus disarm Mm.
"Why, General," ho said, "you're
excited."
"You Let I'm excited'" the General
yel'ed, shaking his cn -c In the air.
while Lucy and Carolyn shuddered
and held each other tight, behind Mr.
Medders. and the Count stood ready
to Jump Into the library If the fury
Of the General should be directed at
him.
"You bet I'm excited. I'm as loot?
as a crane?I mean crazy as a loo*.
I want my wife, I tell you. Whfere l?
she?"
"Well, General," Harry replied Btlffly,
"I'm not running a guessing contest.
you know."
"None of you nam donsense! You
know where my wife is."
Mr. Medders stepped forward with
his hand raised to calm the General,
and. speaking to Harry, asked:
"Knowest thou aught of his wife.
tiarry?"
"I don't know what can be the j
matter with him," Harry evaded.
The Count sidled toward tho door j
into the hall, saying meekly:
"I think I am going, now."
Tho General stopped him with a
flourish of his cane, and shouted:
"You stay' right here! You may ,
know something of this."
Lucy now found a chance to ask j
something.
"What is it the man saycth of thee,
Harry?" she asked.
Hefore Harry could reply to her the
General demanded:
"Has my wife been here today?"
"1 can answer for him." Lucy replied.
gently. "No strange woman '
has been here."
The General looked puzzled. Ho
iook o;r ins hat. tucked Jits cane under
his arm, and mopped liis brow.'
""That's-remarkable," lie said. "My
wife telephoned from tills house not I
half an hour ago. They told me so at ;
the millinery store down the street.
I stepped there to inquire for her."
"They must have been mistaken."
Ilarrv said. "It is Just posslblo that
they had the number mixed. I don't
believe they even know who we aro
here. We don't, deal with them."
"Well; Harry." the General said,
slowly, looking from one to the oilier
of the faces before him. and realitii'g
that he had been in error. "I'm sorry
I made such an ass of myself. Yoh
don't know what It is to be worried
about a wife?yet. You'll pardon me,
won't you?"
"Why, certainly. General." Marry |
s-nid. grasping his outstretched hand.
"Ixd bygones be bygones and all that.
I know bow you feel. I've been worried
once or twice myself?but not j
about a wife."
"Well, my boy. your time will
come," sagely promised the General.
i trust tne ladies will pardon me, and
you gentlemen, also." "
Lucy and Carolyn, Mr. Medders and
i lie Count cheerfully forgave him and i
no started out. when?Oh, luckless
fate'?from lit** room where Daphne
and Mrs. Diazes waited, canto a
sneeze. It was not a stilled sneeze, tt !
was not a weak, apologetic sneeze? I
it was a big. whole-souled sneeze? j
sneeze that told by its very sound
that it had been held back as long n3
possible and was glad to be given its |
liberty! The Clenernl (lamed Into
wrath, and whirled on his heel to con
front Harry.
"lln!" he exclaimed. "My wife's
own sneeze! I'd know it among a I
million. I'd recognize her sneeze in
the midst of a battle. It's no use to j
bantboor.le me. My wife Is In there!" '
III* Ipvplpr! hia r?urw> n* thn #1 ?i
thought about to Are a volley through
the panels. Harry clutched a chair
back to steady himself.
Mr. Medders came over to Harry |
slowly, waving a hnnd at the General
to Inform him that he would take
charge of the case front now on.
"Harry," he said, seriously. "What
does this mean?"
"I don't know," Harry replied. "I'm
guessing, just as much as anybody
else."
"Thee would not let me look In i
there!" Lucy snid. accusingly.
"Oh, Harry!" Carolyn wept.
The Count chewed his .mustache
and trembled.
The General's eyes were now Inazing.
He awaited the denouement.
Harry looked at them all. Save
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"My Wife Is in There"
Carolyn he could find no sympathy.
Suddenly he reflected that, after all,
he was blameless. He would open ,
inr uoor, aiiow Mrs. Diazes to corno
! out. and throw himself on Lucy'a
merry, lie stepped to tlio door,
yanked It open, and ?
With a complacent smile out
stepped Daphne Dnfllngton.
"That is not my wife!" shouted the !
General.
"It seems impossible to escape you.
my dear General." Daphne said sweetly.
jthe swept cm with as much
grandeur :?s she could muster?and
Daphne could muster a plenty.
Disgusted with himself, the Genera;
whirled about and stamped away.
"I told him his wife wasn't here.'
Harry said, turning to Lucy. Hut she
was weeping In her lather's urnis
whil? Carolyn was huddled on n couch
crying. The Count stopped up tr
I Inrrv
I "1 get you out of die yet!" he ?"vt*
iTO BE CON TIN LEU..
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This photograph taken in San Frs
hers of the Chinese crew of the stes
ed by United States customs inspecl
poses. Leung tried to bribe the insj
MAN FACE
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Describes Sensations When He
Nearly Lost His Life.
Writer Was Almost Drowned, Was
Wounded by an Arab's Spear and
Attacked With Deadly Cholera
and Still Lives.
London.?In the course, of an adventurous
life 1 have been face to fa e
with death many times, but I recall
no more than three occasions when
1 lost hope and resigned myself to
leave "the warm precincts of the !
cheerful day," says a London writer. |
My actual thoughts and feelings at i
these times were so different from the j
generally accepted ideas on tlio sub- j
Ject that 1 venture to think that a I
description of them may possibly be !
considered of interest to many.
It was my luck to be drowned once J
upon a time?as far as scnation went. |
It did not happen when 1 walked over
a wharf in New York on a dark night. |
nor when 1 found myself under on I
overturned surfboat on the west coast [
of Africa, but it occurred in a public j
swimming bath in London, and two j
friends looked on and laughed while i
1 was drowning.
We had gone into the bath early
one morning after a tiring night's
work, and we three wore the only occupants.
1 was frolicking about at
the deep end, when I was suddenly
seized with cramps and let out a
strangled shout of distress. My
friends knew that I was a good swimmer
and thinking that 1 was acting
the drowning man, as I had often done j
before in their company, laughed at
my comical flounderings and my
agonized appeals for help.
Indeed, as long as I retained consciousness,
my thoughts seemed to J
concentrate of their own volition, up- '
on the asininity of my companions in
not being able to see that I really was
drowning. At no time during my
struggles was there any thought of my
past life, nor did it occur to me to '
think :. prayer, although 1 was a religi- '
ous man and knew thut I was very j
near death.
My last sensation was the funcy
mai 1 ncaru sort, tinkling music. an |
illusion that has been explained to me
as having been caused by the water
trickling into my cars.
Then, again, 1 was once unlucky
enough to get a couple of inches or
so of a broad-bladed Arab spear poked |
between two of my ribs, and the
doctor told mo frankly that if I had
any dying messages to leave 1 had better
speak them while 1 could, as 1
would soon be beyond speech.
The chaplain thought that 1 was in
extremis. He v.as not of my faith,
but he was no narrow sectarian, and
he offered me the consolations of my
own religion as well as he could. But
his voice sounded as if it came from
afar, and I couldn't follow what he was
saying. 1 only wished ho would come
nearer, so that 1 could make another
attempt to finish that message. It
was . message 1 had always intended
to send before the curtain was rung
down, and it seemed to be the only i
thing that mattered.
The blood that welled up into my
mouth was chcking me. und It was
painful?oh. so painful!?to breathe;
but. after all. I thought, dying was not
so bad. and 1 could be glad to go if
I could only finish that message.
The scene shifts now to a cholera
camp. All the seizures tip to mine
had ended fatally, and 1 had 110 hope
whatever of any other issue. But 1
wasn't thinking of the hereafter. My
mind was entirely taken up to the exclusion
of everything else, with the
terrible physical agony I was undergoing,
and I was longing for death
to come to put at end to it. It seemed
to mo that there was no boon like
death, and I craved and longed for it
to come with all my soul.
Says Wed at 30.
New York.?"There will be fewer
divorces if women did not marry until
they were thirty." said Mrs. O. H. P.
Belmont, suffrage and society leader.
"Women know their own minds better
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CHINESE 5
SLAVE GIRLS AND THEIR
Hw tBwMB BKM i HR
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incisco, shows four Chinese girls, who v,
Liner Nippon Maru, and Leong Moon, a (
tors for trying to smuggle the girla into
>ector with $1,000, but to no avail.
3) DEATH K
HOWLS CHASE TEN THIEVES
They Flee Without Booty When Re6- li
taurant Cashier Yells and
Saves Register.
New York.?Five inen entered the K
Western luncheon at 4 Dey street.
Five other men loitered outside. One (
of those who entered asked Aaron |
Zuckman for a few cigarettes. Zucl:- j*
man stooped to get the cigarettes out |
of the case.
While his head was bent he heard
a peculiar noise like metal scraping .
on wood. He raised his head quickly.
One of the customers was embracing
the cash register as though it was
liis intention to beur it away in his
arms.
Zuckman is cashier at the res
luurant and he knew that none save
himself and t lie boss had a right to lay ^
hands on the register. So he yelled.
The man with the cash register in his
arms paused; he seemed annoyed.
One of the others picked up a bowl p
containing toothpicks and flred it at a
Mr. Zucknian's head. The aim was true; c
t.?o bowl struck Mr. Zuckman on the j
cranium, scattering toothpicks and
ricochetting round the cigar counter. a
Still another of the customers reached f
out and jabbed his lingers into Mr. v
Zucknian's eyes. Zuckman let out an- c
other howl. k v
"Five of tliein ran toward Church p
street and Ave toward liroadway," t
said Zuckman in detailing the attempted
robbery to a reporter. Just r
then Mr. Zuckman'a boss appeared i
and ordered him to say no more. t
Zuckman, however, had already
stated that he knew two of the men.
IK said they were employed on a
buildin- in process of construction C
near the restaurant, and had frequent- d
ly been in there for pie and sanwiches. ii
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were assigned to the case. I e
H AR VARDLADS
. -# Something
Happens Whenever Stu- .
dents See Attractive Girl on
Street.
c
Cambridge. Mass.?"Kiddoo" la tho
newest diversion at Harvard. It Is a
game that originated among the law
students. The young women of the
college community play an important j ii
part in the pastime, but they call it c
"awful" and sometimes threaten to a
call an officer. c
Whenever students see a young wo- v
man approaching, if one of them e
deems her good looking, he raises his I
right arm. alms the first two fingers t
at her and in a voice stentorian shouts d
"Kiddoo." whereupon the young wo- y
man's face gives a kaleidoscopic imitation
of seventeen different kinds of s
rainbows. v
As she nasses. the others look her 1
over, in a manner intended to be in- ^
offensive, but nevertheless searching, c
and embarrassing. Then all except
the "kiddooer" consult. If they decide j
the girl is good looking the "kiddoo" p
chap is credited with ten points, if not, ^
he loses ten points. eMfty poirts con- i
Rtitufe tho possible total. If it is on j
the winning side the possessor of the t .
required figure is treated by the rest; 1
if on the losing end the victim must
purchase. '
One student, called "Rags." was
forty points to the bad. In the distance
he espied a maid. He made
out the contour of a Venus-like figure.
Surely the possessor of such a form
must be good looking. As she tripped
into the light "Rags" noted that she
was heavily veiled. He couldn't lose
now. The R.ir one was within twenty
feet, when "Rags" pointed at her and
triumphantly yelled "Kiddoo!"
Instead of shying away tho maiden
set sail straight for "Rags." Her
voice quivered with anger. Her
I
I umicvi >?un unmisiaKnoie ]
I "What' fo" you done point at roe.
i man? Wba' fo"? Huh?" And she I
i ended by landing a heavy left on I
I Rags'" Jaw. "Rags" took to his i
! heels. He "set them up," but he has i
| c.ult the game. I
MASTER l
a- y.|
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ere discovered disguised as memJhineso
iuterpreter, who waB urrestthe
United States, (or slave puriOOKS
WILL BE BAKED HERE
Vorms and Germs In Montclalr, N. J.,
Library Are Doomed to
Death.
Mnnfplnlr "V I wnrw?
acteria ".vlll have short lives in the
lontclair free public library after a
teriiizlng device, which the board of
irectors of the library has installed,
eta down to work.
By this apparatus germs are to be
estroyed by the principle of long codinued
heat. The object of its intallation
is to protect patrons from
anger of contagion and at the same
'.me preserve books where contagious
iseases have prevailed.
The heat is supplied by gas jets in
he li^se of a metal cabinet. Terneratures
ranging from 150 to 200 derues
Fahrenheit are maintained by an
utomutic device.
NITIATED IN JAIL; FAINTS
'oung Woman Sees Members of
Sorority Waving Bloody TurKcy
Wings.
Orceley. Colo.?A score of sororit. y
iris conducted an initiation in the
bandoued jail here and as n result
if their weird rites the candidate
ainted and had to be taken to her
lonie. The young woman who sought
dmission to the society was led blindolded
to the jn.il. \t?lien the blind
kas removed sho gazed upon a score
if girls arrayed In ghostly robes, each
saving bloody turkey wings. The only
ght upon the scene came from a bath..K
(m ttfliUK ?i -
uu til ?1I1?..I uttu uten llgiueo.
Deputy SherilT Frazler had killed a
tuniber of turkeys in the building durng
the afternoon and the blood from
hem was spattered about the floor.
Favors Use of Slang.
Cambridge. Mass.?Mary Green
'onklin, author-playwright and stuent
at Uadcliffe college, says "slang
9 all right" and is finding many apt
uplls in lier efforts to teach the latst
slang to her classmates.
PLAY "KIDDOO"
HFASURE KISSES NOW FADE
imack of Duty Alone Remains In
Society, It la Said, by London
Correspondent.
London.?Kisses may be divided
nto two classes, pleasure kisses and
luty kisses. At the present time, we
re told, the former have gone out
if fashion, but duty kisses remain,
ihereof some examples. Nothing is
noro dainty than the kiss of u wellired
chaperon, who. mindful of the
ime and trouble spent over the powler
box. gently presses her lips on
our hair just north of your ear.
The minister's wife is another
weet soul, who knows where a kiss
vill do the least harm, and her favorte
method is an air kiss, with ' a
;entle pressure of her cheek to your
neeK.
The woman of fashion, who patronzes
you and lets you visit her while
he Is at her siesta, kisses you nnyvhere
between tho eye. ear and hair
ine.
CUTTING WIFE'S CREDIT COST
reeling Disgraced, Mrs. Pohl of Brooklyn,
N. Y., insists on Moving to
New Residence.
New York.?Although the purpose of , .
V W. J. Pohl of Brooklyn in advertlsng
that he would not be responsible
:or his wife's debts was to save
lis money by making it impossible for
ler to buy gifts for her relatives, his
sister-in-law, Mrs. Cleorge H. Pohl.
laid that it would cost him fir more
'.ban the price of Christmas gifts to
itone for his action.
"His wife has been made ill by the
publicity," said Mrs. George Pohl.
She considers herself disgraced. She
insists that If her husband wishes her
:o remain with him he will have to
move to some neighborhood where
they are not known, as she is ashamed
.0 show her face to her neighbors "