Fort Mill times. (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, November 14, 1912, Image 4
Mr*. Hoyle?I can read my hus*'
band like a book.
Mr*. Doyle?I've heard he was once
* page.
No Stranger* Allowed.
BW Frank H. Hitchcock, the postmaster
general of the United States, takes the
deepest interest in even the smallest
details of the postal service. One evening
he was at the Union station in
Washington, when he decided to go j
into one of the railway mail service i
cars to see how the mall matter was 1
being handled. Being a tall man and <
very athletic, he easily swung himself i
from the platform Into the car, but he j
did not find It an easy matter to stay
. pot A burly postal clerk grabbed j1
him by the shoulders, propelled him
toward .the side door,- and'practically
ejected him to the platform below.
"What do you mean by that?" ask
sd Hitchcock Indignantly.
"I mean to keep-you out of this
^ar," replied the clerk roughly. "That
fellow Hitchcock has given us strict
orders^ to keep all strangers out of
" DAnnlor Mntmylnp .
' UCSC bAI O. 1 uj.mu.
f&
Hard to See Under Water.
There Is no scientific instrument of
* . the "scope" character which enables
one to see down to 50 or 60 feet under
water. When the sitn shines vertically
over water, a box or bucket with a
glass bottom Is often used to look
Into the water. A cloth covering to
exclude light from the box or bucket
is sometimes employed. But without
electric or some other light in the
water these devices are not very satisfactory.
Some of the
j best physicians
fgM- J prescribe
* t
| & f UAIUIPI &
in cases of malaria
$> ^ -' Tbeycandoeoethically. for
O^idine isabnot. tt remedy
With a known result.
' In rue* of either Incipient
or clironiemnLnrla, Uridine
effects definite benefit
and almost instant relief.
Take it a? a preventive, a*
well a?a remedy.
It is a great tonic.
OXlDI.VEii?oldbyalfdru*Jiifi
under lht? frir If uarnntee
that i f the f irmlt?oi:l<r doe? ,
not benefit you. return the
? " empty bottle to the drufiriil
ewho void it and receive Ike V
fail purchase price. t I
I
Lameness i
I* Sloan's Liniment is a quick
H In knrcno and other form I
r IJ?33 iw UVI JVJ vw.v. g
animals. .'
" Sloan's I.lniment surpasses any- v
thing ou earth for lameness in horses Mj
aud other horse ailments. I would l<
not sleep without it In my stahie."?
M*xtix Doyle.
432 West 19th St., New York City. D
Good for Swelling and Abscess. t
Mk. H. M GtBBS.of Lawrence, Kan., I
It. F. D., No. 3, writes:?" 1 had a mare is
with an abscess on her neck and one a
50c. bottleol Sloan's Liniment entirely I
cored ber. 1 keep It all the time for fj
galls and small swellings and for every- W
thing about the stock.1 v j
SLOAN S I
LINIMENT!
is a quick and -safe remedy p
lor hog cholera.
Governor of Georgia uses
Sloan's Liniment for Hog Cholera. ga
" I heard Got. Brown (who Is quite a aj
farmer ) say that he had never lost a - ?jj
hog from cho a and that his remedy 52
always was a tablespoonful of Sloan'- W
Liniment In a gallon of slops, decrea.? S
Ing the dose as the animal improved. M
t mm* vn/tnfH O'l. ttr/in*n and mrself H
were at the Agricultural College *$
building and in the discission of tiie H
ravages of the disease, Gov.-Brown H
(are the remedy iia:ne<i as unfailing." jl
H Savannah Daily News. Eg
M At All Dealers. 25r..50e. & 81.00. PF
ffl Sloan's Book on Hon-n. C .'He, i
Hj IIocs sqJ 1'oiUlty sent free.
M Address Dr. Earl 8. Clo?.n, Boston. K
9 Criis fsc refprra?<? sad ^j
"V sikl A'SOSS, Ami r
Lot ist ills, at. En ja i ft JgSv ?r^
Milan Is ran. Hldn, U I 1 'Jflf ?
MWssL EsteMkfcadlUe. g J*? g *. tJ&U
kodak Finishing
Cheapest prices on earth by
r Ihm&k. photographic specialists. PeI
l\m- vel?P'n8 ro'' ^lm 5C- Pr'?ts
i L^gSiSizc and 4c Mail year films to
k- Dept K, PARSONS OPTICAL CO..
J 244 KING ST., CHARLESTON. SO. CAROLINA
ft PREVENTIONS?^
better than cure. Tiftt's Pills If taken In time
n ?re not only a remedy lor, but wMl prevent
|k SICK HEADACHE,
f HMowaoesa.coostlpatlouaad kindred diseases.
Tuffs Pills
*
V, ' yf a. 5H |
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J
A voice used too much in scolding
is not good (o sing with.
ITCH Rtlietvi in SO Minute*.
Woolford's Sanitary Lotion tor nil 1dm s o)
contagious itch. At Druggists. Adv.
Paradoxical Promise.
"I want you to pay down."
"All right. I'll settle up."
HOES YOl It HEAR ACHE?
Try Hicks' CAPCDIXE. It's liquid ? pleasant
to take?effects immediate?good to prevrnt
Sick Headaches and Nervous Headaches also.
Your money hack if not satistied. 10c., 25c. and
jOc. at wediptae stores. Adv.
Summer Styles.
Patience?I see the suffragette!
have come out against the secret ballot.
Patrice?Yes, women,> as a rule, prefer
open-work.
ELIXIR RABEK STOPS CHILLS
and is the finest kind of tonic.
"Your 'Habek' acts like magic; I havt
given it to numerous people in my parish
who were suffering with chilis, ma- |
laria and fever. I recommend it to those
who are sufferers and In need of a good i
tonic." ? Rev. 3. Szyxnanowski. St.
Stephen's Church. Perth Amboy. X. J.
Elixir iliibrk, .r>0 cents, all druggists, or
Kloczewski & Co., Washington, D.C. Adv.
Escaped the Worst of It.
The worst things are the afflictions
[hat have never happen 3d. Bobby had
just been soundly spanked for falling
into the creek. "Gee!" he exclaimed,
rubbing the seat of punishment,
"what wouldn't I have got If I had
drowned?"
A Household Remedy.
"Which works from outside. CHE9TOL
(Chest Ointment) will relieve
quickly croup, coughs, colds, pneumonia
and all affections of chest and
throat. Use freely and RUB! RUB!
RUB! Now sold by all medicine dealers.
Should be In every home. Purwell
& Dunn Co., Mfrs., Charlotte, N. C. Adv.
Probably Prize Grouch.
A grouchy butcher, who had watched
the price of porterhouse steak
climb the ladder of fame, was deep
in the throes of an unusually bad
grouch when ^ would-be customer, j
eight years old, approached him and
handed him a penny.
"Please, mister. I want a cent's
worth of sausage."
Turning on the youngster with a
growl, he let forth this burst of good
salesmanship:
"fin ampll n' the hook."?New Or
leans Daily States.
'
The Crooked Way.
District Attorney Whitman of New
York, according to the Washington
Star, was talking about the sad case
of a western banker who had sfolen
a great sum from the depositors.
"The mi.n," said Mr. Whitman,
"lived beyond his means?motor cars,
a house with eleven baths, son at college,
daughter coining out, wife hungry
for diamonds. The inevitable result
followed."
Mr. Whitman smiled and ended:
"The unfortunate fellow got strait i
ened, so he became -crooked."
Was Fun to Choose.
A number of drivers of racing cars
who were in Louisville to participata
In the motor races were present at
a luncheon in honor of one of the
leading contestants, who told several
automobile stories.
"Itut my best story," said the racer,
"is about a taxicab chauffeur. This
man was discharged for reckless driving
and so became a motorman on
a trolley car.
"As he was grumbling over his fallen
fortunes a friend said:
"'Ohv what's the matter with you?
Can t you run over people just as
much as ever?'
" 'Yes.' the ex-chauffeur replied, 'but
formerly I could pick, and choose."*
NOT NEW.
Daisy?By the way, Frank, that's a
lovely waistcoat you have. New, isn't
it?
Frank?No.
Daisy?Strange; I never saw it before.
Frank?That's because my brother
never called on you.
NO MEDICINE
But Change of Food Gave Final ReUe*.
Most diseases start in tne anmentaiy
canal?stomach and bowels.
A great deal of our stomach anJ
bowel troubles come from eating too
much starchy and greasy food.
The stomach does not digest any
of the starchy food we eat?white
bread, pastry, potatoes, oats. etc.?
these things are digested in the small
intestines, and if we cat too much, as
most of us do. the organs that should
digest this kind of food are overcome
b> excess of work, so that fermentation,
indigestion, and a long train of
ails result.
Too much fat also is hard to digest
and this is changed into acids, sour
stomach, belching gas, and a bloated,
heavy feeling.
In these conditions a change from
indigestible foods to Grape-Nuts will
work wonders in not only relieving
the distress but in building up a
'strong digestion, clear brain and
steady nerves. A Wash, woman
writes:- x
"About five years ago I suffered
| with bad stomach?dyspepsia, indigestion.
constipation?caused, I know
now, from overeating starchy and
greasy food.
"I doctor d for two years without
any benefit. The doctor told me there
was no cure for me. I could not eat
anything without suffering severe
pain in my back end sides, and 1 became
discouraged.
"A friend recommended Grape-Nuts
and I began to use it. In less than
two weeks I began to feel better and
: :J" "f ?* mnnltio I a well
lll^iUr VI l?V UiVHlUO a nuw i* ,.v.?
woman and have boon ever since.
"I can eat anything I wish with
pleasure. We. eat Grape-Nuts and
cream for breakfast and are very
fond of it." Name given by Postum
j Co.. Battle Creek, Mich.
, *Read the little book, "The Road
Jrtp WeHville," in pkgs. "There's a
yjeason." *: Ever
rend the above letterT A n,-roneAMUr*
tron^ time to time. The?
nra kroulnr. true, nndi full of htisnafc
i torrent. Atlv, '
mdmonal
SUNWSOiOOL
Lesson
(By E. O. SELLERS. Director of Evening
Department The Moody Bible Institute
of Chicago.)
LESSON FOR NOVEMBER 17
THE GREAT QUESTION.
LESSON TEXT?Mark S:27-9:l.
GOLDEN TEXT-'Thou art the Christ
the Son of the living God."?Matthew 16:
11
The events of this lesson occur in
the summer A. D.?29 duri ig the last of
Jesus' ministry In Galilee just before
his final departure for Jerusalem. It
marks a parting of the ways. We have
seen Jesus us introduced by John the
Baptist; heard him on the Mount as
he pronounces the principles of his
kingdom; watched liim as he called
his disciples about him for training;
and listened to his great conflicts with
* n A lxAn/lir vlr.
tne ruiera 01 me pt-upje. aucquj ...
tually rejected by all save a few faithful
friends he.seems to test these to
see if they are fnndaraentally right on
the two important questions. "Do they
recognize me as the Messiah?" "Do
they understand that I must die in order
to accomplish my mission?"
1. "Whom say ye?" vv. 27-29. Notice,
Jesus does not ask those outside
of his own circle for testimony. There
is a sense in which he is not much
concerned about the opinion of the
world, but he is tremendously concerned
about what his followers believe.
His first question (v. 17) is a
general one and their reply is likewise
a very broad one. To some of us It
suggests something of the physical appearance
of Jesus. No one can read
the descriptive passages about John
the Baptist, Elijah or Jeremiah and
come to the conclusion that Jesus was
other than a man of strong physique,
not such a man as is usually pictured
for us by the artists. But this introductory
question does not satisfy the
Savior. It will not suffice for us to
accept Jesus as "a good man a'little
higher than the prophets." Jesus demands
a more personal reply, "Whom
say ye?" The strength of Christianity
is our personal opinion of Jesys
the Messiah; the proof of Christianity
is our personal witnessing; the test of
Christianity is our personal experience..
Must we confess him? (Read
1 John 4:15, Act' 9:20 and Rom,
10:9-10.) This brings us face to face
with the question of the incarnation.
If a man doubts that faction he will
nnnhf the insniration of the Scriptures.
Those who doubt the inspiration of
the word of God will certainly doubt
the incarnation.
Peter's Answer.
2. "And Peter Answered." v. 29 1. c.
to v. 33. Peter the son of a "timid
dove" casts all doubts, prudence an-'
caution to the wind, makes a bold,
positive confession, "Thou art the
Christ." It is true that both Andrew
and Philip had made this same confession
(John 1:40-51) much earlier in
the ministry of Jesus; but he did not,
at least publicly, accept it nor was
that sufficient at that period in his
life. Peter twice made this assertion
previously; once as he made his rash
attempt to walk upon the water (Matt.
14:33), and again when many of the
followers of Jesus began to desert
him, (John 6:69). But now popular
enthusiasm is dying out and already
the shadow of the cross is resting uj>on
Jesus, indeed it is only six months
away. Having elicited this response
Jesus commands his disciples to silence,
for the time had not yet arrived
for them to proclaim it openly. Jesus,
however, began "openly" to teach his
disciples and the multitude the second
great truth mentioned at tho outset
viz., the suffering Messiah, (v. 31)
Why the imperative "must"?road
ca.*?fuliy John 3:14, Isa. 53:4-6. 2 Cor
5:21. J Peter 2:24 and other passages
of the sa "f> import. His death and
resurrection vere essential to the
whole plan of s.'vation (Rom. 5:9-10),
What Jt us Said.
3. "He Said Unto hem," vv. 34-9:1
Jesus here sets fort, as comrasiec
with the prevalent not >ns of the Mes
slah, three conditions whereby mer
inay become his discip s: (1) Sell
denial. Jesus was 011 lis way tc
Jerusalem not to claim luthority, bui
to be rejected, not to asi me a throne
but to die. He tells us hat we musi
affirm that we have no reliance upoi
or obligation to self when it makes lt<
: demands, asserts its opinions, or ex
presses its desire. To deny is to re
nounce. That is exactly what self
confident Peter did on that last nigh
and three times he confessed his penl
tence 011 the shore of the lake. T<
deny self means exactly what th<
words imply and not the usually ac
cepted idea of abstinence from food
pleasures and luxuries. (2) Cros
bearing. Let us pause often to thinl
what of pain and torture and ignomin;
i; embodied in that word, "cross.
Jesus knew the suffering, the lonel!
ness, the shame; yet he set his fac<
steadfastly to go to "Jerusalem" am
bore all of this "with Joy" (Hob. 12:2)
Taking up one's cross is to follov
where he leads, thing Peter was 110
yet ready to do. To take up our cros
means a "via Dolorosa" for each 0
his followers that will end in a calvar
for all personal ambitions, desires 0
plans. To refuse or to compromise i
order to avoid sufferings, privation
or shame, is to refuse to "take up you
cross." (31 "And follow me," (see
Peter 2:19-21 and Phil. 2:5-81. To fo
low Jesus does not of necessity e:
press itself in a peculiar garb, Strang
actions or pious speech. It means tls
subjugation of all we have and are t
the domination of his spirit. It mean
a new center of control for a man, on
outside of himself. It means that
new will shall dominate our wills,
is not for an apprenticeship, but for
life, an eternal sentence.
As though, if possible, to emphasis
this thought Jesus gives us a marve
: ous contrast in verses 35-38. Agal
self-denial is uppermost. 'Tis not se
seeking, self serving, self culture, hi
self sacrifice that is demanded.*
To gain the whole material worl
an utter impossibility, at the cost (
one's soul, the loss of one's true sel
is the bargain of a fool or a ma.1 ma
| "Eternity begins where imaginatic
' ends." "He that doeth the will of Gc
| abideth forever." (1 John 2:17).
Thus would Jesus emphasize by a
1 gument and by illustration that i
come after him, to enter this ne
kingdom for which all have been lco
ing, his disciples must see him as tl
world's Messiah and follow him I
the way of the cross. Once hav'i
bartered away the soul (v. 37) wh
possibility is there of its recovery?
BACKACHE AND I
ACHING JOINTS
Together Tell of Bad Kidney*
Much pain that EvwPietvre
masks as rheu- rtiuasurry
niatism is due to "vIT.a j
weak kidneys? 1
to their failure \y , <r^ to
drive off uric 7 F'ItV 5
acid thoroughly. ?6.' ^ \ a 3
When you suf- 3 it n
fer achy, bad ? '1
joints, back- I
ache, too; with || rfe
some kidney j l^L /s22S!
disorders, get I j
Doan's Kidney 1 [Jwi SfETg r
Pills, which fr^-y. ^
have cured
thousands.
A MAINE CASE.
S. C. Vcrrlll. Old Town, Mo., says: "I
was conflr i d to bed two years, and the
' doctors dli not know what niled mo. My
back palnvd Intensely and the kidney secretions
were very Irregular. The doctor
said I would never walk nfraln. Aft!
er tnklng Doan's Kidney Pills I rapidly
Improved until once more in Rood health.
I cannot express my gratitude."
Get Doan's at any Drug Store. 50c. a Box
Doan's K?i[tr
FOSTF.R-MILBURN CO.. Buffalo. N. Y.
Don't bran about yourself; jolly
others into doing it for you.
Mrs. Wlnslow's Soot cine Syrup for Children
teething, softens the gums, reduces inflammation,
allays pain, cures wind colic, 2Sc a bottle jUv.
Most of our so-called good intentions
are base imitations.
Constipation causes and aggravates many
serious diseases. It is thoroughly cured by
Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets. The favoritt
family laxative. Adv.
.
Only a lawyer or a detective **ar j
mind his own business when he pile
into other people's.
For Sl'MMEll HEADACHES
Hicks' CAPUD1NE is the best remedyno
matter what causes tlicm?whether
from the boat, sitting in draughts, fever- :
ish condition, etc. 10c., 25c and 50c per
j bottle at medicine stores. Adv.
An Underworld.
"You Bay you saw New York's un
derworld?" said the horrified relative.
"Oh, yes," replied Mrs. McGudley. ;
; "And I consider it very neat and interesting.
I think every large* city
; ought to have a subway system."
Scotch Query.
A bluff, consequential gentleman
from the south, with more beef on his
bones than brain in his head, riding , ,
aolong the Hamilton road, near to |
Blantyre, asked a herdboy on the t
roadside, in a tone and manner evi- |
dentlv meant to quiz, if he were "half- ]
way to Hamilton?" "Man." replied the
boy, "I wad need to ken whar ye hae |
come frae, afore I could answer your |,
question."?Exchange. (
- -
Quite the rning. ,
"I told you that if you came tomorrow
morning I would give you the
, money for my wash. Why did you
i come tonight?" said Miss Phllis to the
daughter of her laundress.
"I know you said tomorrow morn- 1
in'." responded the girl, "but me mother
she told me to come tonight, 'cause J
she was afraid you might be gone
away by tomorrow mornin.'
"1 certainly should not go without
paying my laundry bill," said Miss 1
I'hilis sharply. "No respectable woman
would do sueh a thing."
"Oh, yes, ma'am, they would," replied
the ehild knowingly. "There's
ots of respectable ladies does."
Newspapers and Literature.
All this over (emphasis of the unmeaning
surface is due to a confusion
of newspaper and literary standards,
ends. aims. The word literary has
come to suggest an absence of red .
blood; spinners and knitters in the
sun; the ??5-eent magazine crowd; this
is nonsensical, of course. In its elemental
meaning literature is at least
as stern a job as journalism, aineu me
Intention and function of the latter is
merely to present things that happen,
of the former to volatilize such material
into hovering and potent mean1
ings. to strike the rock and raise a
spirit that is life.
DREW THE LINE.
h j
a Mrs. Wood R Swelle?Do you care
< for pate de foie gras?
Y Old Man N'c wriche?No, ma'ain, I
draw the line on grass. lJaled-hay
I- breakfast foods are my limit!
e ??????
v Thin
r Bits of
Corn
11
Toasted to
1
I: A delicate
? Light Brown?
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IS
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a
:e T ?
t 1 oasties
if
u
J- To be eaten with cream
f, and sugar, or served with
"n canned fruit jx>ured over?
,(1 either way insures a most :
r* delicious dish.
to
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k 'The Memory Lingers"
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at Pottun areal Co- Ld>
B&tila Geek, Mich.
??
iEM OF ARCHITECTURAL ART ,
t. Stephen's Cathedral in Vienna On*
of the Finest Specimens of Gothic
Building In the World.
St. Stephen's Cathedral in Vienna
rtiere the Kucharistic Congress, an inarnational
meeting of the Catholic
hurch. was held, was started in 1144
y Duke Henry Jasomirgott of Baden- (
erg. At that time Vienna was surounded
by a wail to protect the city
rom the invasion of the Tartars,
'urks and other savage tribes. The
liant's Gate and the Heathen Towers
I IBP'i
St. Stephen's.
*ere finished in 1147. It was damaget j
jy fire an<i other accidents caused it
" " '-* T^n Irrt Unrtnlnh ;
o ian into rum. l uuci iyuno ivuuv?K..
V. of Hapsburg it was rebuilt between
1329 and 1364.
The south tower, the chief glory of
:he cathedral, was not finished until
several years after the duke's death,
ilthough the designs made by the
iuke were carried out. The tower,
with i18 turrets and spiracles, tapers
up in a floriated spire to the gilt cross
learlv four hundred and fifty feet from
the ground. The cathedral is one of
the most remarkable examples of
Gothic architecture and ranks among
the most beautiful church edifices ir
the world.
WANTS BEEF STEWS PROBED
Men Sends Complaint With Exhibit
to Health Department of
New York.
New York.?Finding a suspicion,
looking bone in a beef stew, a man
sent a communication to the department
of health, requesting that an investigation
be made into beef stews. 1
Irish stews, and stews of almost every
nationality purveyed.in this city. The
letter from the suspicious individual
stated that he had ordered a beef stew
in a nowery restaurant.
"When I bit down on a piece of
meat," was the writer's plaint. "I nearly
tore a tooth loose on a bone. Inclosed
you will find the same. If that
bone ever came out of a cow, I'm no
judge of animals. I believe it must
either be a part of a cat or a dog. You
would greaJy oblige me ny lnvesugaiIng
this rase."
The bone was about an inch and a
half long.
LANDLORDS A PERIL HERE?
Former M. P. From England Says the
System Is Gaining Ground
in United States.
St. .Joseph, Mo.?That America If
fast coming to the landlord and tenantry
stage of England, with its attendant
woes, was the statement made
by Francis Neilson, former member of
the British parliament. In speaking
at the courthouse on the relation of
the taxation of land values in England
to the single-tax movement in America.
Xeilson said 180 members of the
house oUcoramons signed the manifesto
for the taxation of land values, a
movement that is being fought to the
bitter end by the peers, who own twothirds
of the 77,000,000 acres of land
in 'he United Kingdom.
Starving on 26 Cents a Week.
Middletown, Conn.?George Wara
an old-time athlete, who four months
ago began a series of experiments
in living on a minimum quantity of
foods of various character, is a patient
in a local hospital suffering from
lack of nutriment. Although his condition
is serious, the physicians say
that careful treatment will restore his
health, as he has a strong constitution.
Ward is seventy-four years old. He
was formerly a well-known long-distance
walker. A few weeks ago ho
announced that he had cut down his
diet to a basis where the cost was
only 2f. cents a week. His menu consisted
principally of oatmeal, crack
MftMAfllf AC
ers aim iwntuncci.
To Have Big Air Fleet.
London.?England is to have a
mighty air fleet. Plans already under
' way will put this new arm of the
service on a par with that of the
other great powers. A great fleet of
fighting war planes will bo organized
Immediately. This- fl? et will consist
of two types of machines, one armed
with quick-firing guns for engaging
and destroying the enemy's aeroplanes
and the other designed for
scouting.
No Doubt.
"Last winter the girls wore coatr
made of blankets."
"I remember."
"Now they are wearing hats rnad<
of towels."
"Well?"
' I suppose tablecloths for shirt
waists will be fhe next step."
For Inspiration.
, Full many a man
Who writes a Joka,
Is flrat compelled
His pipe to stnok*.
*
nvented me all the time and when I
would get hot the places would burn
bo that I had to keep my face wit in
cold water. It began as pimples and
Indeed it was disfiguring, for it would
get in spots on my face and hands as
large as a quarter of a dollar. It would
get into blisters sometimes and I sure
did suffer. My face burned ?11 the
time. It was this way so bad for
about six years and I tried everything
that I could hear of, but nothing did
any good.
"One day I found the Cuticura Soap
and Ointment advertised and ordered
some at once. I would wash my face
good with the Cuticura Soap and then
apply the Cuticura Ointment and they
have cured me. It would *take half a
tablet to tell all I suffered In those six
years." (Signed) Mrs. Delia Hill, |
Jan. 3. 1912.
Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold
throughout the world. Sample of each
free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address
post-card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston."
Adv.
SAILS.
LJ
Harold?Whenever I go skating, I (
always wear a cap that pulls down (
well over my ears. {
Ellyn?Yes; I should think that (
would be absolutely necessary when j
you're skating against the wind. (
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Paid Minister in Tinfoil. (
The meanest man In the world has
been tound. He Is the man who gave
the Kev. Thilo Gore, pastor of the
German Lutheran church, an envelope t
filled with tinfoil for marrying him.
The bride and groom rang Dr. ]
Gore's doorbell late one night and
asked him to marry them. As they
had a license, he did so. After the
ceremony was performed the man ,
handed the minister an envelope
which was supposed to contain the
fee. He found It contained nothing
but several pieces of tinfoil.?Chicago
Tribune.
H. A. Waring, 13 Fairy St., Orangeburg,
S. C., writes, "I was confined to
bed. My friends thought I would die of
consumption. Three of the best doctors
in South Carolina attended mo
without results. Had fallen off in
weight from 147 to 115. Tee Bee
d a.. mv tifp " Ask vour drug
At'lllfUj nuicu ?*?j ...v. ? _
gist for Tee Bee Remedy, price $1, or
six bottles will be sent you charges
paid for $5.00. Addrpss Tee Bee Remedy
Co., Box 766, Charlotte, N. C. Adv.
Just Like Other Men.
Most surgeons simply fio way up in
the air when one of the world's great
ones is stricken. When Sir Frederic
Treves was called to operate on King
Edward he split him open as nonchalantly
as if the king had been an
apple or a watermelon.?New York
?ress.
Burduco Liver PowcJer.
Nature's remedy for biliousness,
constipation, indigestion and all stomach
diseases. A vegetable prepara
tion, better than calomel and will not
salivate. In screw top cans at 25c
each. Ilurwell & Dunn Co., Mfrs.,
Charlotte, N. C. Adv.
At 2:00 a. m.
Mrs. Kiatter?What is it a sign
of when a man stumbles going up
stairs?
Mrs. Klubmann?I know very well
what It's a sign of when my husband
does it.
Changed Its Specie3.
"Wasn't the forbidden fruit an apple?"
"Yo3, but at the time Eve handed
it to Adam it was a lemon."
TO DRIVK Ol'T MAI.Ar.IA
AMI KCILD I ?' THE SYSTEM
Take the (lid Standard UKUVKS TA?Tlil.KSd
CHILI. 'IONIC. You Know jnti ari? taking.
Tim foruiu.a Is plainly printrd on osery bottle,
Iin.nlno and Iron in a taiiHosj
BnUWlQM II 13 3 1 i*ty/ *. --- - fnrtu.
and t h? r"?--nal 'oral. tor grow?
people and children, M cenu. Adv.
Political arguments lose us more
friends than they gain votes.
I The Stoma
I Is the Targ
Aim to make that strong?s
will keep well 1 No'chain i
) I link. No man is stronger
stomach disordered a train o:
| Pr. Pierce', Qoldeit M
makes-tlA stomach health/, the liver a
I forest roots, and extracted without th
; ' liquid form at $1.00 per bottle for ovi
If ron prefer tablets u modified bj
had of medicine dealers or trial hot
OTHERS KNOW US TOO WELL
Easy to Deceive Ourselves, but the
Rest of the World Is Generally
Too Wise.
Senator Poraerene has a happy
knack of driving home a statement
with an epigram.
At a luncheon Senator Pomerene i;
described a would-be litterateur. : I
"Thanks to whisky and strong
cigars," he said, "the |?oor fellow has
failed to make good. He earns a precarious
living by newspaper work,
but, though he Is 50 now, none of the
wondrous novels and thrilling stories
that he used to prate about have appeared.
"And yet, In his shabby apartment,
over a bottle of cheap liquor and a
box of cheap cigars, he will boast by
the hour?poor, gray, wrinkled duffer .
?of his unfinished MSS. Oh, they
will appear yet! Yes, he will yet il- j
lumine the world with the light of his
genius."
Senator Pomerene sighed and con- , \
rlnrtfld: j |
"Ah, if we could deceive others as |
easily as we deceive ourselves, what j
reputations we'd all have, to be sure!" | J
SKIN DISEASE ON FACE |
Barthell. Ky.?"I hail a skin disease .
on mv faro norlr nnd hands that tor
IFMPiiS (II f
Ml
1| 'I
jl "Real Fisherman's Li
gj for Duke's Mixture i
" ' 1 ? j -
Uo<xl tonacco ana a roou t
*A combination for the anglci?an
have them both.
\Stdk.)
All smokers should know
U Liggett 8$ Myers at Durham, N
Pay what you will, you cai
B tobacco foi? 5c than the big ou
K Duke's Mixture. And with e
A Cct a book'of cigarette papers
0 Get a Good Fishi
m by saving the Coupons now packc
|jP Mixture. Or, if you don't want a rei
fA of other articles. In the list you
B member of the family. Pipes, cigi
H cameras,
m nothingpatrons
^I
i
Built Her Own Home.
Miss Frances J.yon of West wood has
he distinction of being the only
voman in New Lngland who lives in
i house literaify built with her own
lands. Miss Lyons belongs to a club
vhose members are practicing the docrine
of going back to the farm. The
dub is limited to 10 members and
nvns property to the amount of $1,OUO
ind about 70 acres of farming land not
ar from West wood. Kach member
lolds a deed to one acre and the balince
of the land is held in common to
be rented to any member who wishes
o try farming on a larger scale.
House Plans Important.
The care in the home and all other
farms of household work are greatly
facilitated by right planning and the
use of suitable materials for th?
construction and furnishing of the
home. An adequate and convenient
water supply and other conveniences
fire essential, not only for comfort
and for saving labor, but also from
the standpoint of home hygiene.
So Many Like Tribble.
"Tribblc is a discontented fellow. I
don't believe ho even knows what lie
wants."
"Oh, yes. He knows what he wants.
What makes him discorjented is the
fact that he also knows ho can't get
It."
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of
CAS'i ORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
infants and children, and see that it
Signature ot
Tn TTse For Over 30 Years.
Children Cry for Fletcher's C'astoiia
Their Use.
"Why do ships haw needle guns?"
"To thread their way, stupid."
Success cannot turn a man's head it
he has a still hook.
FOLEY KID
F?r Backache, Rhcuir.atisi
"^3 BECAUSE
--V57 UL.wnuju AHE SAFE_ sun
W.LDOUC
SHOEI
*3.00 *3.50 *4.00 S4.5C
FOR MEN AND WOMI
Boy a wear W. L. Douglas $2.CO, $2.1
Shoes, bccauco ono p.ilr will posit
pairs of ordinary shoes, samo as
W.L.Douglas makes and sells more fj.OO.
than any other manufacturer in the ;
THE STANDARD OF QUAU
The workmanship which has mad; V
over is maintained n every pair.
Ask your dealer to sho v; you W. L. Do
wear, notice the short unrnps which :
hoe particularly desired by young men.
have made W. L. Douglas shoes a houc<
If you could visit W. L. LJougia* targt
for yourself how carefully W. L. Doug!
derctand why they are warranted to fit 1
wear longer than any other make for til
CAUTION. ?To protect you auainst inferior ?h
torn Look for the ttarnp. Beware of *ut<t
tore* and ?hoc dealer* everywhere. Nona1
If your dealer cannot (upplv you, write dirti
by m*?i. Shoe?*eat everywhere. delivery c
cfa I
ind digestion good?and you
3 stronger than its weakest
than his stomach. With
f diseases follow.
[edical Discovery \
ctive and the fctood r- irc. Made from
e u?o of alcohol. Sold hy druitcist*. in L
er 40 years, giving general utufacUon.
r R. V. Pierce,W D., these can bo jj
t by mail on receipt ot .TOc la stsjnp*. |
eel! That's surely a lucky ^
d here's the way you can ^
Duke's Mixture made by
' c- K
unot get better granulated ^
ince and a halt sack ot ' V
ach of these big sacks you
FREE.
ng Reel Free J
rd in Liggett <$ Myers Duke's W
d?get any one of the hundreds
will find something for every ?M
irette cases, catcher's gloves,
watcher, toilet articles, etc. AM
3 handsome presents cost you
?not one cent. They simply AP
our appreciation of your WM
igc.
member?you still get the same MP
ic and a half ounce sack for 6c
?ugh to roll many cigarettes. Bfe
during November and Decern jM
only, we will send our new
itrated catalogue of presente Alv
'EE. Simply send us your
me and address. tin
'cvfions from Duke's Mixture may be Fl .
tsorlfd with tags trem HORSE V
iHOE,J.T.,TINSLEY'S NATURAL
LEAF. GRANGER TWIST, coupons WX
from FOUR ROSES (lOc-hn double
coupon). PICK PLUG CUT. PIEDMONT
CIGARETTES, CUX a- WM
GAKETTES, and other toes or fB
coupons issued by us. ^
Premium Dept. ;
St Louis, Mo.
SKSKSSSSffiBSSfiBBSfli
BUY A PIANOl
for jrnnr homo. direct from th? largest mann1.11
uror. Ii.i < 1 with a 10year written guariimoo
forquality i.iid durability at S160 to 1200 D
'o - than any other concern ID the United
Mates lan soil you, and we can prove It. 5
Handsome S.'MIO Upright I'lnno of
finest tonal | < i: a I i r v shipped any where
In tlin U. S., Freight prepaid.
sr $195^00 "?i
HFNCII AND COVER FREE
The piano dealer In ynor towncould not bay
for loss i han we Roil you direct; wo have cat
the dealer out and made the terms to easy
that you can have
The Famous Schilling Piano
for SI0.00 down and balance
in easy payments.
?PLAYER PIANO S295?
I Hoick, Im.r una 1 lloll. or Hn.lt l-'REE
J An elegant instrument of highest qual11v
at a price within your reach, made
possible hy keeping down the cost of
production and keeping up the quality
of th" Schilling Pianos.
10 percent, discount for cash.
Von will never again have a chance to boy
a real piano at such prices and on such easy
terms. Write now for catalogue.
SCHILLING PIANO CO.,
'{(HI 1 IFTII AVE., NEW YORK CITY
/ '"S ,nrul Grade
0 Finishing. Mail
i ''.''s j orders given 8pe'
rwuiiiinfthla.
oiui aucunvu .
Service prompt. Send for Price List.
LA.VIhAl'S 1UI UIOIUl, CUlUJtSTOJ, 8. 0.
( O.MK III MONK t >.. AUK., und buy a good
improved ..id- i stock, hay and grain farm
at i bargain I'or full description and prlco
writ * i ih- owner. II. I.. FRANKLIN,
Anvil. Arli.
DEFJAHCE STARCH rrr
W. N. U., CHARLOTTE, NO. 46-1912.
INEY PILLS Pvftr
a, Kidneys and Bladder iT#^Tj
3T IN CURATIVE QUALITIES 7 / '/ J
QIT FORMING DRUGS | f ~nt> ? <f\
C, AND SAVE YOU MONEY H ' |
*LAS/^&
3 fe% 1
I AND $5.00 U ]?
50 & 03. on School ii
ivcly outwour two v w^:v I
(ha man's shoes. fpfafiL-,} ' " y4k
$3.GO & 54.00 ?hoe?
vorld. ^y Ir'tfSl
ITY FOR OYER 30 YEARS.
V. L. Douglas shoes famous the world
uftlas latest fashions for fall and winter
r.ake the foot look smaller, points in a
Also the conservative styles which
.'hold word everywhere.
: factories at Brockton, Mass^ and set
as shoe- arc made, you would then unfetter.
look better, hold their shape and
e price. Fait Color Eyilets. 0
of 4, W. L. Douglas stamps his name on the bot>
itutes. W. L. Douglas snoes are sold in 78 own
Iter where you live, they are within yourreach.
rt 'o fac'ory for catalog showing Sow to ordei
u?. ges ^repaid. W.I-.Douglas. Brockton,Mass,
.*ggl TYPEWRITERS
y $ iy) New, rebuilt, second hand
and shopworn Typewriters
* ?10 and up. We 6ell supplies
for all makes. Ours
is t - e b; st equipped repair department in the ,
South Deal with us and save money. j, e.
CRAYTON & CO , Charlotte. N. C.
WANTED-FARMS!
V' rttii rn buyers want southern farms; direct
I" linjr with owners; no commission. What
have . .. tu sell? Write SOUTHERN HOME*
ScE/.ERS' BUREAU, Box 1454, Atlanta. Ga.
I . , I ifp'urn.Whiskey and Drug llsblls trcatI
k A B'"1 at home or at Sanitarium. Book on
1 -TA1 I ihieetKrre. I)lt. It. M.WOOLI.I'iY,
i ? fn ro? sami ahh a, atlasta, gaosuu
PiADO LESSONS FREE
whothor you havo a piano or not.
Tor full partioulars writ* National Sohool
of Music, 321 Aihambra, Milwsukoo, Wis
FOR EYB
Atachea