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n| REPORTED BY THE GROUCH ? Here'the Original Hiram J. Tells of Ml* Attendance at Country "Function." "Having nothing else to do," remarked the old codger, "I attended a function while I'waaover at Torpldvllle the other day. The affair era* held in a dispirited grove at the end of a road in which every time a horse popped down his foot the dust shot up in the air like a skyrocket. A band was playing without the slightest remorse. A statesman, with a neck as wrinkled as a pickle, droned forth redundant nonenltles without end. A sad and rickety merrygo-wabble wound "round and 'round to the sound of its own plaintive peedle-deedle. In a tipsy pavilion a hoarse person was endeavoring to sell, la braxen defiance of the pure food - M ?V?# UnVaH alormlnsrlv IIUQ urug IVl, ?uai iw?m d-. Ilk* horsed toads fried in axle-grease. A gentleman in a striped tent nearby hoarsely stated that be preferred to eat snakes at ten cents per serpent There was the usual balloon which seemed perfectly willing to do anything but go up. Scattered around through the festal scene were a few old soldiers, grumbling; a smattering Of farmers, also grumbling; sundry honest Toters, likewise grumbling; and various other folks, nothing about whom la worth mentioning except that they, too, were grumbling. It may hare been a reunion, a fair, a rally, a picnic, or what-not; but whatever they chanced to call It. 'twas an excellent example of one of our most cherished Institutions."?Kansas City Star. BAD CASE OF HEMORRHOIDS II ? Okalona, Ark.?"I had a bad case of Itching and burning piles, and tried many remedies without relief. I could not sleep nor rest at night. The affected parts were irritated, also Inflamed, and ray family physician said I would ? hare to undergo an operation. 1 bathed good with Cutlcura Soap * | In pure water about fifteen minutes, ^ * then I applied the Cetlcura Ointment. I , I did this four times a day for two j* weeks, then three times a day for anil other week, and In the space of three i weeks I was cured sound and well. I}i One box of Cutlcura Ointment with Cutlcura Soap cured my case of piles i I of six years' standing. When I comr J menced to nse the Cutlcura Soap and , the Cotlcnra Ointment. I only weighed one hundred and twenty-eight pounds. ' ??? SnnArAA tnA nlfhtT i i^VW A **VI0U VUV UWMM VM i eight pound(Signed) Floyd Welch, , * D?c. 11. 1911. Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold . | throughout the world. Sample of each free, with 82-p. Skin Book. Address post-card "Cutlcura. Dept. L, Boston.** ONE EXPLANATION. _ CW*Mr The Serious Man?He has six daughters, but be won't let any of ML them get married. The Joker?Maybe he doesn't want j 1 to byeak the set. Hurry, Girls! Uncle Sam has Just Issued a little brochure on fattening calves. Hurry, ! w girls, as the edition will soon be exhausted.?Washington Post. (As to Kissing. Jack?Do you believe there's mla crobes In kisses? Gwen?You can search me. m a ??? A great majority of summer Ills are 'due to Malaria in suppressed form. I.as. altude and headaches are but two svniptoms. OXIDINE eradicates the Malaria i ferin and tonea up the entire system. ; It's usually the fool who rocks the boat that lives to tell the tale. k IhartTfor the housewife i 1 It's bard enough to keep house if in perfect health, but a woman who I j is weak, tired and Buffering all of ^ i the time with an aching back has a heavy burden to carry. Any woman In this condition has good cause to suspect kidney trouble, especially If the kidney action seems disordered at all. Doan's Kidney Pills have cured thousands of women suffering In this way It is the best-recommended special kidney remedy. A Sotatla Carolina Case Story* fifl West.Spartana ; - hurg.S.C. sa.rH; K so bad with my and I now toel better than b*Get Doan's at any Drug Store. 50c. a Box Doan's Kpin|y SMITH DEAL BUSINESS COLLEGI RICHMOND. VA ? > r ony-ruur jrcw* " ??? ?< young men and women to iSS^SsMa business. ? Bookkeeping tL"*L?1 tad Engluk Caartei er?|u5 No vacation.-Day and nigh m Cjyi W^'f'"Q"*' ^enc^ 'or catalog $ L. ROSE & CO. Est. i83i (THE OLD RELIABLE) \ We are in the market at all times for BCRA1 BCBRER, RACS, METALS, BONES. IROl AND SECOND-HAND MACHINERY. W Cy highest prices. Our large lid of skipper*?on it advertisement. Write for price Ust. L. ROSE A COMPANY f 414-4X4 Brook Ave., Richmond, Vlrglnb JT\ l/nnll/O Hiph Grnd a II IIII A II N Fin tailing. Ma: IrTjMK "" orders Riven S]>? WW cial Attention. Prices reasonable ^ jkSerrtce prompt. Send for Price Lis! La.txaai'S aet STonr. ou&lesios, s. ( ? . FOR 8ALE?100 A. IN CHESTERFIELi 4 4 Co.. Va.: IS a. cult.: horae. new barn, out bldgs.. orch.. 1 a. amall fruit, marh . horaci 1 excellent climate. GIMP. Bx 819 Chicago. II! em CANCER BE CURED? IT CAN Tbereeordof the KelUm Hospital Is witbont paraUt lB history, having cured to stay cured permanent)] without the cae of the knife or X-Kay over ?0 p* cent of the many huodredaof sufferers from cance which It has treated during the past fifteen yean We have been endorsed by the Senate and Legl? lature of Ylrglma. IVo Onnnintee Our Caret Phylotanm treat ad free. KELLAM HOSPITAL * rair w. mmi* im. v> j; J- i; I !l 1 || C ANDWICHES! What'. ^ tastier than Ham I It's exceptional in flavor and doesn't cost a bit more than ordinary kinds. A woman can't feed a man bo much ~ ?* tn. i tarry tnat 11 win upon mo n^peuic . It. For srMMER HEADACHES Hicks' CAPUD1NE is the bc<u remedy?n< matter what causes them?whether from thi I beat, sitting In draughts, feverish condition etc. 10c., 25c. and 60c. per bottle at medlclm tores. Fitting Crime. He?I know who egged you on t< this. She?Who egged me on? He?That old hen. A great majority of Bummer Ills an due to Malaria In suppressed form. La* ltude and headaches are but two symp j touts. OXIDIXE eradicates the Malarli , germ and tones up the entire system. , Births In the Air. The International Congress on Ae rial Legislation, sitting at Geneva Switzerland, Is evolving a very de tailed code of laws. One of Its sug gested paragraphs reads: "In th< event of a birth occurring In an al; craft the pilot Is to enter the even In his log book and must notify th< fact to the authorities at the flrs place at which he descends." Cost of Living Reduced. The King Fruit Prerervlng Powdei will keep perfectly fresh all kinds o fruit, apples, peaches, pears, berries plums, tomatoes, corn, okra, cider wine, etc. No air-tight jars needed Used more than 25 years from Nes Vn^ir cinrMfl A small nackagi puts up 50 pounds of fruit aDd taste li just as when gathered. Saves money time and labor. Case of Mistaken Identity. President Taft was out for his aft ernoon walk In Washington one da: when a flaxen-haired little girl ran o j In front of hltn, held up her flngei and exclaimed, In a shrill voice: "I know who you are!" The president, thinking it not at al unusual that she should possess thli Information, but willing to gratify her asked: "Well, who am I?" "Aw," she said teaslngly, "you'r< Humpty Dumpty."?Popular Maga line. Matter of Justice. Where shall justice begin, wltl j those who have power or with thos< who suffer wrong? If exact and idea justice were done, the weak woul< make an effort to give to the stroni all that Is thel^ due, and the stroni would try to put their affairs In orde , so that no just cause of complain should exist anywhere. The unhapp; i element In the relations of the stroni and the weak is that both are think I lug too much about exacting Justlc ' and not enough about doing tha which 1b just and right. "Pay wha thou- owest" is the cry most oftei , heard. "Give me that which Is m due. then I will pay you what I owe. ?The Christian Register. BUT HE WAS WRONG. : J?| 4? ! ! 1 1 11 % ?.? H l| ^ t? |? ?,? "Did you fool anybody?" "Yep. I fooled myself into thlnkli I could fool pa!" {"That's Good" Is often said of Post | Toasties ': when eaten with cream or \ rich milk and a sprinkle of sugar if desired. ? That's the cue for housep keepers who want to please ^ the whole family. Post Toasties are ready ? to serve direct from the 'i package? 1' Convenient -1 Economical Delicious "The Memory Lingers" r, * Sold by Grocers. V u Pott urn Ofetl Company, Limited, " intcbnational SUNMrSCHOOL Lesson (By E. O. SELLERS. Director of Evening Department, The Moody Bible Institute, Chicago.) LESSON FOR AUG. 25. THE VI8IT TO NAZARETH. LE880N TEXT-Luke 4:18-30. GOLDEN TEXT?"He came unto hla own, and they that were hla own received him not"?John 1:11. Cannon Farrar bas said that this visit of Jesns to his home In Nazareth Is "a most striking commentary upon" the words of John, which form our Golden Text. Those words are the epitome of this lesson In a very real sense. The young prophet had been proclaimed by his counsln John the Baptist as be who was to come. 1 He bad performed his early Judean i ministry, which Includes the visit of Nlcodemus, and the meeting of the woman of 8amarla. John had been shut up In prison and Jesus was about entering upon that wonderful Oall> lean ministry. In this lesson we can see him as he 1 returns to his boyhood home, to those old and most familiar scenes of his youth. i Day of Vengeance. "As his custom was" (v. 18) he entered the old familiar synagogue to nV? nart try (ha trnmhlD. DTalSe and K?1V r. _ discussion, as had long been his cus> torn (n this his home town. Here It was he had learned of the law and the [ prophets, here he had heard the prophecies discussed, here he had undoubtedly participated In the discussions In the days gone by, for after h the worehlp he Is asked to conduct the reading of the second part of the service, a selection from one of the prophets, undoubtedly that portion for 3 the regular reading of the day. His r method of reading was very significant 1 Finding a portion from the prophecy 9 of Isaiah, chapter 61, he reads that portion as we now have It recorded, comprising verse one and In verse two to the first punctuation mark, a comma. This, said be, Is being fulfilled r before your eyes, implying that the concluding portion, that which refers to "the day of vengeance of our God,*' Is yet to be fulfilled or performed. Just what his exposition may hare ' been Luke does not tell us, although 3 he leads us to believe that he made 3 a definite claim of being the Messiah ?"this Scripture hath been fulfilled." They wondered at his gracious words, ?-v nocnmntinn from the I LIU I lulu an , tongue of this eon of the village car' penter was more than a challenge; It ( sounded of blasphemy. It Is one thing r to listen to beautiful platitudes, but for one to assume authority such as this at once arouses antagonism, j To make this still more plain, he i makes a specific application. To paraphrase his words, he said, "doubtless you are 6aylng, young man perform here In Nazareth some of those mlraj cles you performed over In Capernaum, but I say you would not accept me even then, for no prophet Is acceptable to his own countrymen." Then he goes on to Illustrate by an Incident j from the wife of Elijah, also one from 3 the life of Ellsha. This was too much ] As they listened the tide of their j wrath had been rising. The plainly ? implied truth of their need of that ? ministry which he alone could give r and of their leprous condition was too t much and It broke all bounds. RuBhy ing him forth from the city they took j, him to the brow of the precipice upon .. which the village was situated and 0 were for casting him headlong to his 1 death. They did not, however, know I who It was that had submitted thus n far. tils time was not yet. hence he y manifested the truth of his falling and of his miraculous power by passing through their midst and went on his way, leaving them to their chagrin, anger and amazement. Graphlo Lesson Story. In teaching this lesson we can emphasize the need and the Importance of public worship, the observance of a day set apart for that purpose and the public reading and exposition of God's work. We can also lay Btress _ t? -k?.1 ncn nf | UPOD jeSUS B Kuumeuga auu u>v the 8crlptures; also his emphatic approval of Inspired prophecy as ap; piled to, and fulfilled In his own life. In teaching the young scholars these ! truths, the graphic lesson story will be all and probably more than can well be covered during the lesson hour. For the older scholars, one question for discussion would be, why does the Son of God speak of or claim the "spirit of the Lord upon me?" Of J course he was anointed after John's baptism as an example to all his followers, but here we take It as meaning that the Spirit Is upon him In a real manner for service and for power , In service. He Is to witness and to 1 minister. He Is to teach and to heal. _ He Is to preach the Gospel to the poor and deliverance to those bound with ] the chains of ceremonialism and of sin. He is to heal broken hearts and diseased bodies, to set the captives free and heal the bruised ones. Verse 18 Is a sod picture of the state of a mon u-ithmit outside helD. But Jesus came Into the world for this express purpose. John 8:12, 13; Matt. 1:21. j It has been pointed out that this anointing was five fold. (1) to proclaim good tidings to the poor, for the poor are always special objects of God's loving care. (2) to proclaim release to the captives, those In the captivity of the evil one. (3) "recovering sight to the blind," physically, but still more spiritually. (4) to set at liberty them that are bruised, i. e., by Satan, though he cannot bruise this anointed One; and (5) to proclaim the acceptable year of God, the time of redemption, the time of his coming again. "This prophecy means me." "Come unto me." was Indeed a bold proclamation. Did they believe? Are you making such-bold claims for your Master and I.<ord? Some will reject, of course, but let us remember that "God glveth the increase," ours truly to witness, to sow the seed. I. Cor. 3:6. Why this hostility? (1) Jealousy, "Joseph's Son." (2) Contempt, was he not one of them? Was this not also a slur upon his name? (3) His allusion to Elijah, going outside of I Israel for sustenance. Do not forget the searching fact that there were those who knew him best through long association, yet they I reject him. Our peril Is to know him : and yet reject his fellowship. Let us emphasize that verse In John's Gos pel which follows the Golden Text (1:12), "But to as many as received him to them gave he power to become the Sons of God." Even the man who Is his own worst enemy Is always ready to torgive himself. As a summer tonlo there Is no medicine that quite compares with OXIDINE. It not only builds up the system, but taken regularly, prevents Malaria. Regular or Tasteless formula at Druggists. When a couple Is engaged they look at each other's virtues with magnifying glasses, which are thrown aside on their wedding day. TO DRIVE OVT MALARIA _ AND Ht'lLD IP THE SYSTEM Take the Old Sindsrd OHOVK S TASTKLKS8 CHILL TUNIC. Ton know what yon are taking. The fonnnla Is plainly printed on every hoitle, showing It Is simply Unlnlnn and Iron In a tastrlr** form, and the most effectual turw. t'ur grown people and children, SO cents. There are lots of funny things to be seen In this world, and among them Is a fat woman sitting on a little piano stool. The Paxton Toilet Co. of Boston, Mass., will, send a large trial box of Paxtine Antiseptic, a delightful cleansing and germicidal toilet preparation, to any woman, free, upon request. Its Rank. "Do you think telephone operation can be classed as a profession?" "Well, It certainly Is a calling." DOES YOCK HEAD ACHET Try HIcks' CAPUDINB. It's liquid?pleasant to take?effects Immediate?good to prevent Blck Headaches and Nervous Headaches also. Your money back If not satisfied. 10c., ISc. and Mo. at medicine stores. Appropriate Name. "Why does that doctor's wife call her husband, Duckle?" "Why not? Isn't he a quack?" To prevent Malaria Is far better than in />nr? it. In malarial countries take a dose of OXIDINE regularly once each week i and save youraelf from Chills and Fever and i other malarial troubles. Accounted For. "How Is It so many people seem able to get the money to buy automobiles with?" "If you only notice, they are the easiest things In the world with which to raise the dust." Instinctive. "So you took your wife to the baseball game?" "Yes," replied Mr. Meekton. "Did she enjoy It?" "Only part of It. She thought they j wasted a great deal of time running around the lot, but she thought the arguments with the umpire were julte Interesting."?Washington Star. AFTER THE DOCTOR FAILED. Even the moat stubborn caaea of malaria yield to Elixir Babek. "In the summer of 1896, I contracted ; the disease known as Malaria. After a year's fruitless treatment by a promln- | ent Washington physician. I was en- | tlrely cured by your Elixir Babek."? Brasie O'Hagan. Troop E. 6th U. 8. Cav. j It Is equally good for bilious disorders. Elixir Bnbek, SO cents, all druggists, or Kloczewskl & Co., Washington, D. C. Child's Fear of the Dark. If mothers notice that the brains of their little ones conjure up uncanny I sights and thoughts from the shadows j cf a room more or less dark, let the light burn brightly. To force a child to become accustomed to the darkness Is a grave error, If Its nervous system is so organized that this forcing ?b productive of a fright. The nervous system or a child is a very susceptible organization and the deleterious impressions made upon it will often make their Influence felt throughout its whole after life. If the child asks for a light under such circumstances do not refuse it. The Other Way 'Round. A good little story, long current In England, is Just now gaining American circulation. It has for leading characters Rudyard Kipling and Dorothy Drew, Mr. Gladstone's little grandchild. Kipling was visiting Hawarden, and, being fond of children, devoted himself to little Miss Dorothy until her anxious mother expressed the hope that the child bad not been wearying the great author. "Oh, no, mamma," spoke up Dorothy. before any one else had a chance to say anything, "but you have no idea how Mr. Kipling has been wearying me!" INTERESTED IN HIM. fCi... Natlca?You aren't thinking of marrying Reggv, are you? Evelyn?Of course I am. Hasn't he a future? Natlca?Yes, to be sure. But why Jeopardize It? WELL PEOPLE TOO Wis? Doctor Gives Postum to Convalescents. A wise doctor tries to give nature Its best chance by saving the little strength of the already exhausted patient, and building up wasted energy with simple but powerful .nourishment. rive years ago, wrnea a uunui "I commenced to use Postum In my own family Instead of coffee." (It's a well-known fact that tea is Just as Injurious as cofTee because it contains caffeine, the same drug found in coffee.) "I was so well pleased with the results that I had two grocers place it in stock, guaranteeing its sale. "I then commenced to recommend it to my patients in place of coffee, as a nutritious beverage. The consequence is, every store in town 1b now selling it, as it has become a household necessity in many homes. "I'm sure I prescribe Postum as often as any one remedy in the Materia Medica?in almost every case of indigestion and nervousness I treat, and with tne best results. "When I once introduce it into a family, it is quite sure to remain. I shall continue to use it and prescribe it in families where I practice. "In convalescence from pneumonia, typhoid lever and other cases I give it as a liquid, easily absorbed diet. You may use my letter as a reference any way you see fit." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Read "The Road to Wellville," in pkgs. "There's a reason." Ever read the above letter? A new one appenra from time to time. They are genuine, true, and fall of human Utereat. I / t i t J SAVED M RUIN Undermining of Winchester Cathedral Stopped by Cement. For Many Years tho Historic Building Has Been Cracking, Bulging and Settling, Threatening to Collapse Completely. London.?After a period of eight centuries, Winchester cathedral now rests on a solid and Immovable foun- I dation, saved from threatened ruin Almost every day in the last few years the movements of a diver in regula- j tion dress have been watched with curious interest as he entered or emerged from the water beneath the foundations of the cathedral. He was at work helping to save from ruin one of England's noblest historic buildings, and the successful issue of the undertaking has been celebrated by a thanksgiving service In the cathedral, j For several years the dean and chapter of Winchester had been watching ominous signs, such lb cracks, bulging n rt A horhln^r,, ~Q _ of a collapse of the cathedral. Prom the Interior daylight could be seen through the cracks; the latter grew ever wider and wider. The walls on the Bouth Bide and the Norman transepts, unequaled for their majestic simplicity, were riven In all directions. The massive masonry of the Norman builders had from the beginning proved too ponderous for the watery, compressible soil which forms the foundation. The first hole dug Into the foundations revealed the cause of the whole trouble?water?and acting on expert advice, holes were dug In sections through the top soil and chalk and far through the peat. Then It was the work of the diver In his usual diving dross to enter the hole, remove further layers of peat so as to allow the water to rlBe Into the cavity, and then to lay a flooring of cement to prevent the water from sinking back Into the gravel. After the Imprisoned water had been removed by pumping the cavity was filled up with brickwork In cement. This extended from the floor laid by East Front of Winchester Cathedral. the diver up to the solid stonework of the cathedral, showing like a roof of rock overhead. While the work underground was being carried on, patiently and thoroughly, seven anxious years, the cracks in the walls, vaultings and arches of the fabric were welded by the injection of liquid Portland cement from a squirting machine, a process known as grouting, capable of being >o manipulated as to All either a shallow crack or a rent through the thickness of a massive wall. Every crevice is now being repaired, every flaw and displacement remedied, ever}' trace of Instability in the foundations removed, and the cathedral seems to stand as solidly as the strongest building in the kingdom. MAN'S SIGHT IS RESTORED Fall Against Door Gives George Morgan Hope for Complete Recovery. Wilmington, Del.?Becoming totally blind fourteen weeks ago, George M. Morgan Jr., aged twenty-three years, 1351 East Thirteenth street, had his sight restored to him through an accident. About eleven years ago Morgan was struck in one eye with a stone a small boy had thrown at a freight car. His sight waj badly affected and last September he went to St. Joseph's hospital In Baltimore to have his eye treated. While sitting In his boarding house fourteen weeks ago he suddenly became totally blind without any warning whatever. He came to this city to visit his parents on June 29. and he tripped over a rug and fell, his forehead strlkng a door-Jamb with much force. When he arose he found that he could see the daylight and later developments showed that he could see better than before he went to the hospital last var. He Intends to return to the hos pltal to continue the treatment, although the physicians told him they did not think he ever would be able to see again. His mother was at market at the time of the accident .nd could not believe her son's glad declaration when she returned until he told her the color of her hat and dress and described other things In the room. FIND HAMS 100 YEARS OLD Vleat Discovered In Rhode Island Ashes Sells Readily at $1 Pound. Providence. R. I.?The recent dls covery of several choice 100-year-ola hams In an underground passage near a historic colonial mansion on Prudence Island haH started Prof. David Oreenbrrg of Columbia university or a systematic search of the old cellars on the Island. Prof. Greenberg has been on the Island several months, studying the soil and the peculiarities of the natives. The hams found are packed In wood ashes. Their flavor Is so excellent that they have been readily marketed at $1 a pound. Policeman Prevents Sdlclde. Chicago. ? Had It not been for the prompt action of Policeman Charles Wilson of the North Halsted street station, Harry Meyer, 5139 South Morgan street, would have ended his life from suicide bridge In Lincoln park The policeman arrested Preachers Eulogize Pitcher. Washington.?Raseball fever In . Washington has Invaded the city's pulpit. Fermons in which eulogies of Pitcher Walter Johnson tVere features were given by two preachers recently POPULAR SYMBOL OF VALUE' Young Man Evidently Was Lacking In His Appreciation of the Country's Statesmen. There is plenty of food for cynical thoughts in the national capital, as Is shown by the following incideut which happened on a Washington street car: A worldly young man, prone to criticise, was gazing at the advertisements which decorate the Interior of the car. One advertised a new kind of collar for men. The dome of the capitol was represented encircled by one of the collars, and on the senate and house wings of the building were placards giving prices and sizes. The placard on the senate end of the capitol read, "Quarter size," and that on the other end said, "Two for a quarter." The worldly cynical young man turned to his companion. "That," he remarked, "Just about expresses my opinion of some of these here congressmen."?Judge. Really Had Best of It. John Burroughs Is well known as one of the fofemost of nature writers in this country. Some time ago he rlBlted his brother, Eden Burroughs, who lives In the Catskillfl, at a place called Hobart. The two brothers went fox hunting together. The honor of the hunt came to Eden, who shot the only fox. It so happened that foxskins were worth five dollars at that time, and trie successrui ivimroa ioon much pride In telling how he got the better of the sago of Slabsldes. Later In boasting to a few friends about It In the presence of his brother, John, he was Interrupted by, "You have bragged about that fox hunt long enough. You shot the fox, sold the skin and got five dollars. I wrote a little account of the hunt, and got $75 from the magazine which published It. So there you are!" Mother's Lingual Attainment. The mother of a littlo boy In Kansas City, Kan., recites negro dialect stories charmingly. Her small son Is quite proud of her acompllshment and frequently boasts of It. One day recently, when some of his playmates i were vaunting the achievements of \ their several mothers, the little boy j bragglngly remarked: "My mother Is smarter than any of yours; she can talk two languages." ; "What are they?" demanded his companions. "White and colored." Regular practicing physicians recommend and prescribe OXIDISE for Malaria, because It Is a proven remedy by years of experience. ! tr??n * linttle In tho medicine chest and administer at first sign of Chills and Fever. It's easier to catch a husband than to uncatch him. A man knows more at 21 than he can unlearn between that and 60. r5* \ ALC OHOL 3 per cent! Brfl 5? AVcgefable PrpparafionfbrAsBg H ; slrailarlngtheFbotfaxn/R^ula fir" si t Siomaiis andBcwysqf fcr" PromofesDigeslionflrftfiiI ncssandRestXonlainsiKithr j^So Opii(n\.Morphinc nor Mineral. nUTWAKtUHU | P?5 EtnpafO/JfrSMJimzm | c?z:.;'h P*fii?S?4ter JUJam* ) ?:? AcMtSft- I v?fcO 1 '?A 0 ulZt!lj. I &S%r. BM,|k?| | W^wiTfcwr. I Aperfect Remedy for ConsRj? Hon, Sour Stomkh.Dlarrtioei ??-U Worms .Convulsions.Fevmsk 3 f. gj ness and Lo SSOTSlezp. 1*1^'' I Facsimile Signature rf frocS NEW YORK. _ ls??<* ^kqHSESCSSSB Exact Copy of Wrapper. Autocratic Assertion*. "Are you a servant of the people?" asked the constituent. "Yes," replied Senator Sorghum. "Only It should be observed that a really first-class servant may come pretty nearly being a boss." Solemn Warning to Parents. The season for bowel trouble Is fast approaching and you should at once provide your home with King's Diarrhoea Cordial. A guaranteed remedy for Dysentery, Cholera Morbus, Flux, Cholera Infantum and all kindred diseases. Numerous testimonials on our files telling of marvelous cures can be had by request. Burwell & Dunn Co., Mfrs., Charlotte. N. C. Unmanageable. She?Can you manage a typewriter? He?No. I married one. If your appetite Is r.ot what it should be perhaps Malaria Is developing. It affects the whole system. OXII'INE will elenr awav the germs, rhl you of Malaria and generally Improve your condition. Your discretion might look like cowardice In another. fThere's Healtl For Yoi Brief Extracts From Stro TESTIMONIALS Mr C T. Bark?dale. P M.. at Danville for manv j My neice autiered for many ycara with uric acid . . . She took aix hottlet of Milam with the baj I regard her aa being entirely relieved. Mr. R L. V/allaee. of Charleston. Weat Va.? w been a eufferer from Catarrh for twenty yeara wl to take M lam. I bought three bottle* ard am fourth. My catarrh u entirely gene and ! hare no in yeara. C. H. "AMliama Saleeman for Cluett-Peabody 6 isgton. W. Va.. #aye: You can keep your money, entirely well Am finiahing my aixth bottle of think after 2b yeara of eczema am cured. Rer. D P Tate, a Methodiat Miaifter. of D write#: I took ex* bottle* of your MiIaa which pro culiHe benefit to me. ASK YOUR 0RUGG1S1 ON THE DEACH. ' She ? Drowning men catch at straws. He?(absently)?So do thirsty men. Took Slot Machine at Its Word. A Kansas City woman recently took her two small daughters to make their first visit to her husband's people, llvlng In a small Kansas town. Naturally ! she was anxious to make as favoiable I an Impression as possible. So the two J' little people, on going on an errand to J the depot, were cautioned to be on their very best behavior. To the mother's surprise, they returned vigorously chewing gum. As they had 1 no money, she asked them where they ! I. goi , "Oh," explained the older one, "It said on the slot machine, 'Ask the agent for pennies,' so we did." How He Left. The servants were discussing the matter below stairs. "Master and mistress 'ad something of a row last night, I "ear," said the butler ponderously. "You should have heard 'em," answered the parlor maid In a shocked tone. 'Scandalous is what I calls It!" i j "They tell me 'e ran out. cranked 'Is j motor car and left in It." 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