Fort Mill times. (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, October 12, 1911, Image 4
Igf. WHkRfc DOCTORS FAILED.
Terrible Kidney Trouble Cured After
Physicians Gave Up Hope.
Mrs. Gertrude Wilson, 642 Beckley
i St., Camden, N. J., says: "I became so
bloated I could not
h button my dress. My
an<i I *?* <> dizsy I
jjHpi ^ Kr had to grasp somefrV"
r thing to keep from
v\ t L falling. A retention
' m&FmL o{ secretionsact
in and .1. often
went 48 hours wltl;-.'
?r6*5S'V>' out a passage. * Three
3|1 clans treated me bnt I gradually
r worse. As a last resort I began
ng Doan's Kidney Pills and when
I lad used aeren boxes, I was a well
jnH wqman. I have had no return of kidney
trouble during the past three
fWhcn Your Back Is Lame, Remembet
the Name?DOAN'8."
fV>r sale by druggists and general
storekeepers everywhere. Price 50c.
Pooter-Mllburn Co.. Buffalo, N. Y.
An Exacting Situation.
"Doctor," said the nervous man, 'is
th*re &aY waX of teaching a perton
. to talk In his sleep?"
*I never heard of any," replied the
Vi / physitlsn. "How could such an accomplishment
be of benefit?"
"It's either that or insomnia for we.
r My wife is one of tile best suffragette
speakers before the public. She al
ways rehearses her orations at home,
. and I've got to say 'hear? hear!' or
'that's the stuff!' at least once every
tea minutes."?Washington Star.
Hopeless. /
jftrat Motorist?I Lave driven a car
for two years and I've never yet run
down anybody.
Second Motorist (disgustedly)?
Why don't you quit trying and hire a
chauffeur??Puck.
I*r HEADACHE?Hicks* CAPCDXNB
Whether from Cold*, Hsat, Stomach o.
Nerroua Trouble*. Capudlne will reller- you.
It's Would?pless?nt to take?acta Immediately.
Try U- We.. 26c-.. and SO cents at drug
:1\- stores.
It lrf still about as easy to find a
man who will sell his birthright for
a mesa of pottage as it was in the
time of Esau.
Mrs. Wtnslow's Soothing Syrup for Children
teething. softens the guma, reduces inflammation
allays pain, our da wind colic, 15c a bottle.
Charity organizations uncover a
i multitude of sinners.
DOCTORS
r i it rn ta
fAlLEU 1U
HELP HER
Cured by tydia E Pinkhain's
Vegetable Compound
Pound, Wis. ?"I am glad to announce
that 1 hare been cured of dys.
gipepsia and female
| troubled by your
medicine. I had
been troubled witti
j both for fourteen
years and consulted
i different doctors,
but failed to get any
relief. After using
LydiaE. Pinkham'a
Vegetable Com.
pound and Blood
Purifier I can say I
am a well woman.
I cant find words to express my thanks
for the good your medicine has done '
ae. You maypnblish this if you wish." i
?Mrs. Hziuian Sleth, Pound, Wis.
The success of Lydia E. Pinkham'a
Vegetable Compound, made from roots
ana herbs, is unparalleled. It may be
used with perfect confidence by women
who suffer from displacements, in flammation,
ulceration fibroid tumors, irregularities,
periodic pains, backache,
bearing-down feeling, flatulency, indi- ;
gwtion, dizziness, or nervous prostraFor
thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound has been the
standard remedy for female ills, and
suffering women owe it to themselves
to at least give this medicine a trial.
Proof is abundant that it has cured
thousands of others, and why should
it not cure you?
If yon want special advioe write
Mrs. Pinkham, Lynn,Mass^forit.
It is free and always helpful*
Consumption
Cheeked end In Early
Stages, Cared by
MILAM
the great
Reconstructive
tonic and blood
renovater
We do not set forth MILAM u a cure
lor consumption, but it haa proven so beneficial
to such patients that we believe, and ;
are supported in our belief br a practicing
physician, that MILAM wifl arrest incipient
tuberculosis or consumption in its early
stages. We know that it greatly benefits
even those in the advanced stages.
Read the following
Scrofulitic Consumption
City of Danville, State of Virginia?To-wit:
1, Edmund B. Meade, Notary Public in
and for the City of Danville, State of Vir- (
I L. . .1 AV. \- i
ginia, co nereoy ceruiy uiai nuum ?? uiu,
of Danville, Va., to me well known, did appear
before me, and being duly sworn, depose
th and says as follows:
"For ten years prior to August, 1909, I
was under the care of a regular physician.
Last spring this doctor told me he could do
me no good, and 1 tried another for four
months without receiving any benefit from
him.
_ In August, 1909, I began taking Milam,
and am now able to do my work without
difficulty, my appetite is good, and I can
eat and digest any food.
My trouble was said to be Scrofulitic
Consumption, and I was wasted away to a
shadow. I was so weak that I could hardly
walk when I commenced on MILAM,
v I regard MILAM as a truly valuable remedy
in all cases of blood trouble, whether
eruptive, or proceeding from a lack of full,
free circulation.
I have recommended MILAM to about
twenty of my friends, and so far as I have
seen or heard from them, they all speak in
the highest terms of it, and are recommending
It to their friends.
It was particularly beneficial tome in aiding
digestion and building up an appetite."
(Signed) ABRAM WORD.
In witness to the alive. I have hereunto set
my hand and the seal of my office, this 23rd day
Of March. A. D.. 1910. EDMUND B. MEADff,
(SEAL) Notary Public. !
My commission expires Jan. 14.1814. 1 j
Aak your druggist or wrlto for booklet
Milan; Medicine Conine. Dam-ma, v*.
liiiM ,
SALARiESJ SHAME
Striking Pastor Utters Criticism
of Clergy's Income.
Advocate* State Board of Control Ovet
Establishment of Congregations
?Picture* Preachers Often
Near Starvation;
Lebanon, In<J.?"The manner ic
which the pastors of many of toe
churches In jural communities and
small towns have to eke out mlserabis
existences on the pitiable salaries
given them, Is a disgrace to Christianity,
a reproach to American civilization
and a reflection upon presentday
church government," declares |
Rev. E. T. Greenleaf, who recently
resigned the pastorate of the Lebanon
circuit of three rural Methodist
Protestant churches, because, in view
of tbe present high cost of living, tbe
salary was not sufficient to provide
an adequate living for bis family,
and wbo, because of the publication
of tbe reasons for bis resignation, was
left by tbe conference without an appointment
for tbe ensuing year.
"The business world today does not
know the conditions surrounding tbe
financial affairs of the ministry," continued
Rev. Mr. Greenleaf. "The
church itself covers up tbe matter
because if the truth became known
the whole religious institution would
be shamed. Tbe ministers themselves
suppress the facts because of
their fear that the pulpits of churches
would be closed to them In the future
or because of a belief that the moneymad
world would charge them with
being mercenary if they should demand
more pay.
"Salaries of ministers in rural communities
and small towns do not
grow appreciably larger as the years
go by. On the other hand, the preachers'
old-time perquisites are passing
away. Railroads have withdrawn, or
are withdrawing, transportation con
Rev. E. T. Greenleaf.
cessions. The local merchants are
gradually abolishing the old-time
complimentary methods of selling
goods tc ministers. All of the other
avenues of outside help are becoming
more and more clogged, until they
will soon be closed entirely. The
calls upon the minister's purse are
not lessening in uumber or insistence.
He is considered legitimate and easy
prey by many persons, members of
his own flock included. While all this
is true, the cost of living is steadily
mounting higher and the salary that
several years ago might have been
ampit. to provide a living is no longer
aiiftlplom
"No matter how small his salary,
whether It Is barely sufficient to keep
him and his family from starvation,
or not, the minister must wear good
clothing and dreBs bis family well, because
the pride of the congregation
demands It. What a shame it Is that
this Christian pride does not extend ;
to the point that the parishioners are
willing to pay their pastor salary sufficient
to enable him to dress as he
should without sacrificing his own or
his family's physical well being In so
doing. f
"Ministers belong to the noblest
profession on earth. Tbey deserve
better treatment than they are receiving.
They are not beggars. In
the very nature of their profession
they cannot be and probably to that
:act Is due the disposition of churches
to pay them the least salary possible.
Few churches are paying what they
can afford. The tendency is all the
yther way."
The Rev. Mr. Greenleaf is forty-six
years old. His family Is his wife, five
daughters and one son. He came
here from Indianapolis, where he was
employed in the city engineer's otflce
as a mechanical and civil engineer
draftsman. He thought that by extra
work as a draftsman he might earn
sufficient funds in addition to his salary
to support his family here in
comfort. However, the work of ministering
to three country churches
took too much of bis time and the
cpportunlUes for doing outside work
were few.
JAP AIRSHIP DREAONAUGHT.
Greatest Aerial Machine In the World
With a Speed of Seventy Miles
an Hour. N
San Francisco.?Japan Is building
the greatest dirigible balloon In the
world. It will be Got) feet long, ex- '
ceeding by {to feet the length ot the
British dirigible launched recently at
Barrow.
It will be a little more than 50 feet
j In diameter and will be titled with
i six motors, each of 120-horsepower,
i so that its total driv.ng force will be
i equivalent to 720 horsepower, or about
| twice that of the motors on tte Brit
ish airship.
These engines are expected to be
capable of driving an airship of its dl
menslons against a wind of 40 miles
velocity, that Is, a storm wind at the
rate of 30 miles an hour. But 11 there
should be no wind it could force it?
way through the air at a speed of 7G
miles per hour.
For Boarding School.
Napkin rings of hand beaten silver
are designed especially for the use ol
boys and girls at boarding school.
They are In an oval shape, about three
and a half inches being the largest
i diameter, end the child's Initials will
be added for a consideration. The
same rings are also sold for holding
the baby's bib
In the Same Boat.
I Dillv?"I'm lost when my wife L
I twp.v " Dally?"1 can never find m>
| wpv tnmc. either "?Town Topics
' ' .
MUNYON PREACHES 1
. HflPE_PHILOSOPHV.
New Association Gaining Many
Members.
FAITH'S CURATIVE POWER j
NOTED HEALTH EXPERT
GIVES REASON FOR BIG
SUCCESS IN MEDICJNE j
Tremendous success has attended the ,
organization of the new Munyon "Hope
Cult." Professor Munyon claims that he <
has secured more converts than he even
anticipated, and savs that his "Hope <
Cult" is growing In leaps and bounda. It j
is said that the total membership of the
association throughout the United States
Is now well over the half million mark. ,
In a statement for publication Prof. J
Munyon said: I
"1 want to talk to every sick, auing ana
despondent person In this city. I want I
to preach my new creed to them. I
want to tell them about my new phlloso- '
phy of health, which Is tho fruit of a <
lifetime of study and experience In dealing
with sick folk.
"I want to expound the Great Truth i
that I have learned that there Is more 1
curative power In an ounce of Hopo than )
In pounds of Dope. That sick people
should not take medicine except as a 1
medium through which the groat cura- ,
tlve power of Hope may be made effec
tlve. Medicines are necessary In the i
present state of the world's progress because
they give a patient physical sup- 1
port and strength and renewed vigor
with which to brace up the will power.
One knows, from tho action of tho proper <
medicines, that he or she Is feeling better
by this inspired hope and faith,
which complete the cure. I
"I think that probably a million per- i
sons at least In the United 8tates have ,
declared themselves cured by my medldries,
and I know that these people have
had the best remedies medical science '
had to offer. I havd always contended
that If there Is any virtue In medicine
my followers should have the best, but
I verily believe that more than one-half
of those who have been lifted to health
from the bondage of chronic Illness,
through taking my medicines, have been
really cured by the knowledge that they
hid the utmost In medical lore at their
command, and the Hope this Inspired.
"I am not In any sense a practicing
fihyslclan. I employ at my laboratories
ri Philadelphia a large staff of expert
physicians and chemists, and I have
many other physicians In various cities
of the United States detailed to give free
advice to the sick and afflicted. My
headquarters are at Munyon's Laboratories.
53d and Jefferson Sts.. Phlla., Pa.,
and I have there a staff of duly registered
physicians and consulting experts,
and to all who desire It I offer the best
of medical advice absolutely freo of
charge."
Write today, addressing Prof. J. M.
Munyon personally and your letter will
'iave a special care.
AWFUL 8URPRI8E.
1;
Magistrate?This officer says you ap- '
proacbed your wife, spoke to her aud
she fainted.
Rastus?Dat's right, Jedge.
Magistrate?What did you say to
her?
Rastus?Jes' tola her dat I loved
her, sah.
Some Msoquitoes.
"Yes," said the traveler who had
just returned from South Africa. "I
was one day so annoyed by mosquitoes
that I was compelled to take refuge in
an old iron safe which lay discarded
on the veldt.
"My first emotions of joy at my i
happy deliverance were barely over j
when the mosquitoes, scenting me, Began
to drive their stingers through
the safe. Fortunately, I had a hammer
in my pocket, and as fast as their
i stingers came through the iron 1
j clinched them, until at length such
a host of them was fastened down in
I this way that, when they started to |
fly away, they carried me and that
safe miles.
"Then, one by one, they died with
the exertion, and 1 was able to come
out with safety. Yes. wonderful
things happen in foreign parts."?
Ideas.
The Crushing Proof.
"Here, Willie, you come right away
from that bad boy!"
"He ain't a bad boy, mamma. He's
a nice boy. He gave me half his
orange, an' a big bite of his candy."
"Mercy, the child is a Socialist!
Come away from his this instant!"?
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
A FINE NIGHT-CAP
The Best Thing in the World to Go tc
Bed and Sleep On.
"My wife and I find that 4 teaspoonfuls
of Grape-Nuts and a cup of hot
milk, or some cream, with it, makes
the finest night cap in the world," says
an Alleghany, Pa., man.
"We go to sleep as soon as we strike
the bed, and slumber like babies til)
rising time in the morning.
"It is about 3 years now since we began
to use Grape-Nuts food, and we
always have it for breakfast and be
fore retiring and sometimes for lunch.
1 was so sick from what the doctor?
railed acuto indiees'lon and brain fag
before I began to use Grape-Nuts that 1
could neb: her eat, sleep nor work with
any comfort.
"I was afflicted at the same time !
i with the most intense pains, accompan
i ied by a racking headache and back- 1
j ache, every time I tried to eat any|
thing. Notwithstanding an unusual j
pressure from my professional duties,
I I was compelled for a time to give up ,
) my work altogether.
"Then I put myself on a diet of
Grape-Nuts and cream alone, with an
occasional cup of Postum as a runner- :
up, and sometimes a little dry toast. I
assure you that in less than a week I
felt like a new man; I had gained six
pounds in weight, could sleep well
end think well.
"The good work went on, and I was
soon ready to return to business, and
have be?n hard at It, and enjoying it
ever since.
"Command me at any time any one
enquires as to the merits of GrapeNuts.
You will find me always, ready
to testify." Name given by Postum
Co., Battle Creek, Mich.
Read the little book, "The Road to
Wellville," in pkgs. "There's a reason."
Ever renrt the above letterf A new
! one npprura from time 10 time. They
I nre genuine, trne. iind fnll of
< Interest,
" ..-VV M . Iliuii nJiii 1 urn ... HHtf
MEETZE LADY
. MEETS SUCCESS
n Coring Herself of Serious Female
Ailments, by the Use
of Cardui.
Meet^e, Va.?Mrs. J. C. Green, In a
etter from this city, says: "I sufered
with womanly troubles, so that I
:ould hardly sit up. Two of the best
loctors In our town treated me, and I
rletl different medicines, until I gare
ip all hope of ever getting well.
One day, I decided to try some Carlui.
It did me so much good that I
ordered some more, and It cured me!
Today, I feel as well as I ever did in
ny life.
The pains and the trouble are all
jone. I feel like another person, to
svery way. I wish every sufferer
:ould know what Cardui will do, for
?ck women."
Thousands of ladies have written,
like Mrs. Green, telling of their really
remarkable recovery, from various
forms of weakness and distress. Cariul
brought relief, after other remedies
had failed to help.
Isn't It likely that you will be helped
by Cardul, this remedy that has been
In constant successful use for more
than half a century? Its record, of
rears of success, In relieving troubles
such as your own, is proof that It will
help you, too. Try it.
Get a bottle, from your druggist, today.
X. D.?-Write tot Ladle*' Adrlaorj
Dept., ClinttnnooRn Medicine Co., Chattanooga,
Tenn., for Speelnl Inatrnrlion*,
and d-l-page honk, "Home Treatment
for Women," sent In plain wrapper,
on reqneat.
HIS MCNEY'S WORTH.
i ' * '
"Ha! ha! ha! And I wus just regrettin'
that I'd spent a whole cent fer
that banana!" .
Try It.
"Mary," said a mother to her quicktempered
little girl, "you must not
get mad and say things. You should
always give a soft answer."
When her little brother provoked
her an hour afterward, Mary clenched
her little fist and said, "Mush!"?The
Watchward.
Whv is it that so many people suffer
with Lame Bark? ITamlina Wizard Oil
will cure it and for Ache*. Sprains,
Bruises, Cuts, Burns, etc., there is nothing
better.
As dawn precedes the sun, bo
should acquaintance precede love.?
Du Bose.
Hood's
SarsapariNa
Will purify your blood, clear
your complexion, restore your
appetite, relieve your tired feeling,
build you up. It leads all
other medicines in merit.
Get it today in usual liquid f mm or
chocolated tablets railed Sarsatabs.
Constipation
Vanishes Forever
Prompt Relief?Permanent Cure
CARTER'S LITTLE J&*;
LIVER PILLS never
fail. Purely vegeta- ^ - -p
ble ? act surely ADTFDX
but gently on
the liver. jBggOT f TLE
St?P after AEm/BT |lyER
dinner dis*
Improve the complexion, brighten the eyes.
SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE, SMALL PRICE.
Genuine must bear Signature
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When you refer to pianos, there's
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If you will get acquainted with the
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The Return
From Captivity
Sndi; School Lcstoa (or Oct IS, 1911
Specially Arranged (or This Paper i
LESSON TEXT?Earn 1:1-11; 2:64-70.
MEMORY VERSES?1:3. 4.
GOLDEN TEXT?"Ho retalneth not hlo
anger fnrovcr, because he dcllghtcth In
mercy."? MIc. 7:18.
TIME?Cyrus takes Rnbylon 533.1 Hla
decree of return 538.7. First return, under
Zerubbabel, 537.6.
PLACE?Babylon and vlnclnlty. Jerusalem.
And the Ion* Journey between.
RULERS?C'yrua was king of Babylon,
and a large part of the East. Zerubbabel
called also Sheshbazzar (Ezra 1:S; 2:2)
from Babylon became the ruler of Jerusalem.
MONUMENTS?On stone tablets and
cylinders, are written records of these
days.
The Cyrus Cylinder, foujpd at Babylon
In 1879, now In British Museum.
The Nabonldus cylinders. In British Museum.
Annallstlc tablet of Cyrus, a proclamation
by him, written shortly after his
conquest of Babylon.
There were three eras of captivity
for ttoe children of Israel aB there
wpr*? Eevornl arnt nf return The flrat
captivity was by Nebuchadnezzar,
when Daniel and his friends were carried
captive. Seventy years from this
brings us to B. C. 536, the time of
the completion of the return described
In this lesson.
Nebuchadnezzar again captured the
city, sent a great amount of treasures
from the palace and the temple to
Babylon, with 10,000 of the more Important
of tho people. Among these
were the prophet Ezeklel and the
great-grandfather of Mordecal, Queen
Esther's cousin. The third captivity
was also by Nebuchadnezzar, who,
after a siege of a year and a half, In !
July, 586, completely destroyed the
city and the temple. Seventy years
from this time brings us to the com- j
pletlon of the temple, B. C. 515.
The discipline of the exile has accomplished
Its purpose so far that it
Is wise and safe to permit a large
number to return and renew the anclent
nation. It would be useless to
bring back to Judea people who would
commit the same sins which made the '
exile necesary and who had not
learned to some extent the lessons
whlich their hard discipline was sent
to teach.
The power of Idolatry was forever i
j broken. They never again yielded to
1 Its fascinations. They were taught to
, Bet a new value on the filling of all
tho forms of worship with the spirit
of religion. God had allowed even the
city which was the type of heaven and
the most glorious temple dedicated to
his worship to be destroyed when
j these became a substitute for true religion
Instead of an aid to it. They
were also taught by their absence the
value and necessity of rellglouB Institutions,
of the means of worship, of
the Sabbath day.
It led to renewed study of the sa1
cred Scriptures. The exile was the 1
period In which the guardianship, j
i transcription and study of the written
Scripture* became the special care i
of a distinct class, afterwards famous
as the great order of the scribes. It
led, also, to the establishment of the
synagogue for social worship and reading
of the Scriptures, with Its accompanying
schools. To this period and
that of the return belong the authorship
of some of the noblest and highest
religious literature.
The captivity served as a missionary
scheme to spread the knowledge
of God over the world. It was an aid
In preparing the world for the coming
of the Lord Jesus Christ and for
the spread of the gospel by the apos- i
ties. Thus there was the promised
land, the homeland the center of religious
life, and the dispersion as an
agency in every country of the known
! world.
The Journey home and the whole
movement may be made most real to
all, and especially to children, by
tracing the Journey on the map. Note
the great rivers to bo crossed without
bridges, the desert lands, the savage
1 tribes, the countries of their old enemies,
the rugged mountains to be
traversed, hunger, thirst and pain, the
long weary months of travel on foot,
ona tho rfoonlato nitv and devastated
homes at the end of their Journey.
If we may trust later traditions, the j
setting out of the "captivity" for Pal- |
estlne was Joyous in the extreme. An
escort of 1,000 cavalry accompanied
them, for protection against the desert
Arabs, then as now given to plunder,
and they started to the music of
tabrets and flutes. Forth from the
gates of Babylon they rode, to the
sound of Joyous music?a band of
horsemen playing on flutes and tabrets,
accompanied by their own 200
minstrel slaves and 128 singers of the
temple, responding to the prophet's
voice, as they quitted the shade of the
gigantic walls and found themselves
in the open deBert beyond. "Go ye out
of Babylon. Flee from the Chnldeans,
with a voice of singing declare ye,
; tell this, utter it even to the end of
the earth; say ye, The Eternal hath
redeemed his servant Jacob." It was
i like the procession of the vestal virgins,
with the sacred fire in their
nanap, in meir reurm nvm ivumv,
like Aeneas with bis household gods
from Troy.
For all who have gone Into the captivity
of sin there is a call to repent
and return to the Father's house. A
book has lately been published giving
the stories of Twice-born men. The
trials and sorrows and pains in the
service of sin are meant to make us
weary of that service and lead us to
repent and return to God. Some one
writes: "If it were not for *he slough
of despond and other hindrances by
the way, the kingdom of heaven might
be full of persons unqualified for citizenship
therein."
The sins that led to the exile were
not a fall upward. The fall into sin
is never a fall upward. The man who
throws away the "gold, silver and precious
stones of life" for the "wood,
hay and stubble," may be saved, but
"so as by Are," a fire that burns up
the little gains of sin. There is great
Joy in returning from captivity of sin,
! not only the Joy of the returning wand
rer, but the Joy of the angels who
know how great beyond conception is
the blessing of the return.
Divine Power.
Religion Is the laying hold of the
divine power for the deliverance of
one's life, for bringing It up to the
full measure of Joy and growth and
efficiency?Rev. W. B. Thorp, Congregationalism
San Francisco, Cal.
Patriots.
Combine God-fearing with law-abiding
and we have the truest, highest,
holiest ideal of a patriot; separate the
latter from the former and the result
has no claim to the title?Rev. E. G.
Wesir- ''Iffbndist, Providence. R. I.
I ' : I
seemsIasier"to remember
Remarks of Writer In Cleveland Plain
Dealer Appear to Contain
Much Sense.
There is a new science called mne
monies, which Is trying to get itsell
Introduced lr.fo our public schools. We
have no knock on this science?only it
seems to us to be a roundabout way
of arriving at facts that you ought to
remember right off the bat. It appears
to work something in this man
ner:
"When was Lincoln torn?" asks the
teacher.
"I?I f-f-forget," whines the pupil.
"Naturally you do. Gq at It right.
How many Muses are there in mythology?"
"Nine."
"Right. Now double that number."
"Twice-nine's-eightcen."
"Right again. Multiply it by 100."
"1800."
"Good. Add the number of Muses
to that."
"1800."
"Aha! That's when Lincoln was
born. Why don't you learn the scientific
way of getting at these things?"
Ab we said in the first place, It's a
noble science, hut we'd rather remember
dates.?Cleveland Plain Dealer.
RASH ALL OVER BABY'S BODY
itched So He Could Not Sleep
"On July 27, 1909, wo left Hoston for
a trip to England nnd Ireland, taking
baby with ub. After being In Ireland
a few days a nasty rash came out all
over his body. We took him to a doctor
who gave us medicine for him.
The trouble started In the form of a
rash and was all over baby's body,
head and face, at different times. It
Irritated, and he would scratch It with
all his might. The consequence was
It developed Into sores, and we were
afraid it would leave nasty Bears on
his faco.
"When we reached England we took
baby to another doctor, who said his
condition was due to chnngo of food
and climate, and gave more medicine.
The rash got no better, and It used to
Itch and burn at night so bad that the
child could not sleep. He was completely
covered with It at different
times. It was at this time that my
mother advised us to try Cutlcura
Soap and Ointment. After using Cutlcura
Soap and Cutlcura Ointment for
about nine months the places disappeared.
There are not any scars, or
- * - ?' ? ?a 1
Otner Kim or nisnKuremem, aim uuu/
is completely cured by the Cutlcura
Soap and Ointment. We have no further
trouble with baby's skin. Nothing
stopped the Itching, and allowed
baby to sleep but Cutlcura Soap and
Cutlcura Ointment." (Signed) Mrs.
Margaret Gunn, 29 Burroll St., Roxbury,
Mass.. March 12, 1911.
Although Cutlcura Soap and Ointment
are sold everywhere, a sample
of each, with 32-page book, will bo
mailed free on application to Cutlcura,"
Dept. 14 K, Boston.
ON THE SAFE SIDE.
The Parson?Rastus, ef de Lord on
Jedgment day should say to yo', "What
A Ar\ tirlf nil <lnan phirkotlR vo'
stole?" What would yo' Fay?
Kastus?Parson, I might say dat mah
wife done cooked 'em, but yo" know
a man ain't compelled to testify agin'
his wife.
Overheard in Venice.
"Isn't it romantic, John, dear," Hald
she, as they sat in the little Venetian
garden, "to sit here and listen to these
Italian troubadours singing their ballads
bathed in the moonlight?"
"Yes, dear," replied John with a
deep-drawn sigh. "But I sometimes
wish they'd bathe in something besides
moonlight, don't you? It might
be less romantic, but it would be a
darn sight more hygienic."?Harper's
Weekly.
Two of a Kind.
"Going abroad this summer, Mrs.
Leeder?"
"Why?ah?"
"Isn't that a coincidence? I'm not,
| eitner."
As frost, raised to its utmost intensity,
produces the sensation of fire,
so a good quality, over-wrought and
rushed to excess, turns into Its own
| contrary.?Wm. Matthews.
Every man's hat shelters a hobby.
Saves Worry
Time
and Trouble
Post
Toasties
Can be served instantly
with cream
or milK.
It maKes a breakfast
or lunch so supe;
rior to the ordinary,
that it has become
a welcome pantry
necessity in thousands
of homes, and
adds to the comfort
and pleasure of life.
I
"The Memory Lingers"
Sold by Grocers
Postnm Cereal Co.. Ltd.,
Bottle Creek, Mich.
A Reader Cures H
Gonstipati
Simple Way for Any Family to Retain th
The editors of "Health Hints" and [ u
"Questions and Answers" have one ques- I a
tlon that Is put to them more often than li
any other, and which, strangely enough, I a
they And the most difficult to answer. Ii
That Is "How can 1 cure my constlpa- n
tlon?"
Dr. Caldwell, an eminent specialist In J
diseases of the.Stomach. liver and- bowels f
has looked the whole field over, has prac- .!
Used the Specialty for forty years and Is c
convinced that the Iftgredlents contained c
In what Is called Dr. Caldwell's Syrup \
Pepsin, has the best claim to attention c
from constipated people.
Its success In the cure of stubborn con- (
stlpatlon has done much to displace the <
THEN HE GOT WORSE. I ]
The Angry Man?I see the scoundrel !
In your face.
The Calm Man?That's a personal
reflection.
St. Louis Lady Cured of Ecrema.
.VsW Vernon Rf.. [ft. Lou'*. Mo.
I have lmd Ecwmn for four year*. and
have tried evervthlne pna*|hlo to <"ure It.
without success. until I tried Tetterlne.
Your medlelne has rured me nffor six
month*' trlnl. M'** A. R King.
Tetterlne euro* Eesema. Itching Pile*, i
Ring Worm. Dandruff and every form of
Realp and flkln Disease. Tetterlne SOo;
Tetterlne Soap 25e. A' druggists or by
mall dlreet from The Shup'.rlne Co.. Savannah.
On.
With every mall order for Tetterlne we
jrlve a box of Shuptrlne'a 10e Liver Pills
free.
The Climatic Autocrat.
"What I should like." said the selfindulgent
person, "would be to have
wealth enough to permit me to live
In a cool place in summer and regulate
the temperature according to my
own fancy In winter."
"You don't need wealth. What you
want is the job of a Janitor."
HEADACHE AND BILIOUS ATTACKS
Caused by .Malaria removed by the usu
of Elixir llnbrk cure for such ailments.
"I have u*ed Elixir llnbrk In my family
for sixteen years nnd found It even
more than you claim for It In treating
cases of Chills or Malarial Fevers. One
member of our family was cured of
Malarial Fever by It when (riven up to
die by physicians.?J. F. Oberlet. Vienna.
Va. Elixir llnlirk BO rents, all drttg(rists
or Klocsewskl & Co., Washington.
D. C.
A Perilous Duty.
"My position," remarked the emi
nent physician, "is one requiring the
greatest tact and diplomacy."
"What Is the trouble?"
"I feel conscientiously obliged to ,
tell several of my most wealthy and
influential patients that they overeat."
Important to Mothers
Examine carefully every bottle of '
CASTORIA, a safe and sure remedy for
Infants and children, and see that it
In Use For Over 30 Yerrs.
Children (,'ry for Fletcher's Castoria
Just for the Summer.
The o'd woman who lived in a shoe
explained.
"Roomier than summer hotel
rooms," she cried.
TO DKIYE OUT MALARIA
AND BUILD UP THE SY8TFM
Take the Old Ptnndard liltoVK'S TASTKLKS8
CHILL TONIC. You know what you are taking
The form 111? Is plainly printed on "very bottle,
showing it Is simply yuinine and Iron in .1 tasteless
form, and the most effectual form, lor grown
people and children, 60 cents.
If the average man has occasion to
generate a good, hearty laugh once a
month, he is playing In great tuck.
For COLDS and GIMP
Hirke' CAPI-DIM! is the best remedy?relieves
the itching nnd feveriahtiews -cures the
Cold nnd rrstores normal conditions. It's
liquid?effect* Immediately, ll)e., iV., and 5<X\
| at ui tig "luii"
If you are unable to keep your trou.
I bles to yourself they will expand.
Fads for Weak 1
Nine-tenths of all the sickness of wo:
ease of the organs distinctly feminine,
every day by
Dr. Pierce's Fav<
It Makes Weak Wi
It act* directly on the organs attected a
five tonic for the whole system. It cu
of home. It makes unnecessary the di
local treatment so universally insisted
every modest woman.
We shall not particularize here as to
those peculiar affections incident to
wanting full information as to thei
means of positive cure are referred to I
mon Sense Medical Adviser?1008 pai
and up-to-date Edition, sent free on i
cent stamps to cover cost of mailing
binding for 31 stamps.
Address Dr. R. V. Pierce,
W. L. DOUCI
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Men and Women wear W.I.Douglas
because they are the best shoes produi
this country for the price. Insist upon
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TI IF. STANDARD OF QUA LI
FOR OVER 30 YEAF
1 he assurance that g->cs with an esi
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W. L. Douglas shoes.
If I could take you into my large fade
at Brockton, Mass., and show you I
carefully \V.L.Douglas shoes are made,
would then understand why they are w
ranted to hold their shape, fit better
wear Ion ger than any other make for the p
CAUTION cnu'n'* w. L. i?ou
*"u 1 lul' naino ami prlcn on hot
' If you cannot obtain W L. Douglas aho?
Tour town, write tor catalog. Shorn **nt <11
from factory to wearor, all charge* prepaid. V
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When Building Churc
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agency proposition. Everything in Black-b
AMERICAN SEATING COMPANY, 3
is
ion?Try It Free
e Good Health of All Its Members.
FC- of salts, waters, strong cathartics
nd such things. Syrup Pepsin, by tralnig
the stomach and bowel muscles CO
gain do their work naturally, and with
a tonic Ingredients strengthening the
ervos, brings about a lasting cure,
imong Its strongest supporters arc Mr.
ohn Urave'.lne of 58 Milwaukee Aye.,
>etrolt. Mich.. Mr. J. A. Vernon of Okla[orna
City and thousands of others. It
an be obtained of any."druggist at fifty
ents antl one dollar a'bottle, or If you
vant to try It first n free sample bottle
an be obtained by writing the doctor.
For the free sample address Dr. W. B.
"a Id well, 201 Caldwell building, Monti*
:ello. III.
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Iran Mustang Liniment arts like magic, fl
In one case it cured an old Jmly of rv very B
severe attack of Rheumatism in the neat B
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W. N. U., CHARLOTTE, NO. 41-1911.
Women
jen u due to some derangement or dia?
Such sickness can be cured?is cured
jrite Prescription
imen Strong,
Sick Women Well.
ind is at the same time a general restorares
female complaint right in the privacy
sagreeable questioning, examinations and
I upon by doctors, and so abhorrent to
i the symptoms of
women, but those
r symptoms and
he People's Com- '.ffifofiBro't
ges, newly revised
eccipt of 21 one- \J!T
I A A ^ "V
LA^ 'V
IQES JL ||,
crd in ?vV;-V.;.
, hav-^L S ^
I? '
r?ct ONE i'AIK of m? BOYS' S'.\?;.50or
I'.[.. ?:5.<>0 SHOES will j>oMtiv?-l> outwear
,13-. TWO I'A IKS of ordinary ljo\?'shooi
Pink Fyc, Eplzcotlo
Kv^Xir Shipping Fever
L>?1 1A A-fA* ^ Catarrhcl l over
r\ ?3tlT?. no matter ho* honwea; any Ktue are Infected
i on the t?>ti|rue acta on the blood ant' lands, e? wM 'lie
yly. Cure*bl?tct?l<r In IV*. ami sho?ji?,vl n.olera la
estock remedy. Cure* I .a l.rlpt* araouif burrtn iietoft*
"Oc oml li a bottle. #.'? am! ti" a 'foen. i utrhmnaL
( :??. who ? III yet It lor > ;u. Kiee Uo> Hot. "Dl*Um|>OC
A en tt van tea.
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:fty School or Theater
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