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DEMOCRATIC
JUBLirfHKD EVERY THURSDAY.
B. W. BRADFORD.
One year 11.00
Six months ?>0
JUNE 14. 1906.
The average farmer i; probably
not aware of the tact that
on avoracro for S10 a
head more than horses. Such i
is the case, and the price has
been gradually rising for a number
of years. There has never
been what would be called an
over-production of mules, while
the market has often been unable
to fully supply the demand.
From the large lumber mills
comes tho report that lumber has
not been so scarce an article in
years as it is now, and the in- i
dications are that the demand for
all grades of first class lumber
will be stronger during most of ,
the months this year than it has
been for a long time. There is ;
in fact an abnormal demand for
iL
I
The fellow who stops his paper
because he becomes offended at
some item that does not suit his I
fancy, always imagines he is;
getting even with the publisher, j
but he is never missed. This ;
only happens occasionallv, for
there are only a few people in
any community who imagine a
paper should contain nothing but
what they approve of.
i i
Our home merchants take the :
farmer's produce. With them |
he finds a ready market for his j
butter and eggs, his potatoes'
aud apples. These department j
stores take only his money, j
Our home merchants, not for,
pront,,, hut for accommodation
and to assist the farmers, buy
his produce. They sell it in a
majority of cases for less than
$key pay for it and handle it at
a loss, yet some farmers do not
appreciate this and take this very
:same money and send it to a departmerlt
store when they could
get better bargains right at home.
v?*Phe "bice head" is a popular
<vfty 'of expressing a common !
;dtl'drvery frequent ailment. It
.arises from various sources, but l
tfhejfeal foundation is a lack ofj
A little money develops;
jt in'.borne people; a few good;
clotli^ gives it to others; a little
wfik^.where a chance is given to {
.exercise a little authority, is,
roften the cause of it, while
.others vget it by having a little 1
.better job than their associates. I
The'thuth is no sensible person
gets the "big head." The one!
\yho^ecoVncs stuck up and stiffpueejeed
.from sources of any kind,
ai*ft,>yeqk in the intellectual caliber.
K,?
r.iv Imv, v,j..
Young men you are the architoeW'of
your own fortunes. Rejy
"ttfion your own strength of j
bftidy?#Nd? lso?l. Take for your
star^'relT-reliance. Don't take
too much advice? keep at your j
helm"sn3"st?t^4' your own ship,
andf'rtfnwrnlver that the great art
of1 eommarfidingis to take a fair
yhftrd'Of the work. Think well ,
6ffyt^l*':se>f.I,t"Strike out. As-,
fcmrfl*' ybttr position. Put
potafftf'jc ify & cUH over a rough,
roacTyahd the?' smiill ones go to
WWr ' sS^tbin^''' Rise above the
*'irc al\?>;e
Energy, incincible determination ,
with a right -motive, are the ,
levt?a*UitttH90vjfWi^ ivorld. , Be
in earnest. . Be self-reliant. Be i
th?
oauerjli, Advertise/oli^r business. :
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;.,JHov TiUroan Eo*t ao Eye.
. w^ftfiougb his brothers werej
old enough,ft)Confederate
army,. .Benjamin ii.
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^iflldtMBntrvfltiiiK bim ,tv tfut,,,iis;
ttiuc#ii#iriucitf.k*? as ?possible, J>eeafusvtftewdr
wii^cht 4ast..?u> l<xutr
ttfetb#pe*'*midd''never i?gaia<i<bc
school, w ",,
rffeht'^(rnn^- Tillman
would continue his studies, frern?;i?s4^,s
?eww?' *?p*h? Uxtitrt" hetMtlu it.
Heuwm km tallo- silent b*y.
4kmk&b*mkJ aruiw Jjrutf<*iH!?.,lmtinf?i'
andm*J ptoittticiotmiwhl ndliajter!
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Osn aa*/ ?4>oun4J i>lM' '*)nn*t' ttau*
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The Growing Popularity of Bryan.
The growing popularity of
William Jennings Bryan is the
political talk of the hour.
A few years ago Mr. Bryan
was regarded as a radical of the
radicals. But the lapse of years j
seems to ha\e brought breadth
and conversation to the Nehras- 1
kan. He has become a conservative.
without, apparently losing
much or his strength with his
original supporters. And it is
the conservative wing of the
Democratic party which is now i
discussing his suitability for the
Democratic nomination in 1008. |
The greater part of Mr. Bryan's
strength has always been in the
middle west, and it appears that
he has retained the greater part
of this while at the same time
winning the confidence of the
eastern contingent of the party, f
It is planned to give him a
notable reception upon his return
to New York.
To Sell Cotton in Balk.
President E. L. Archer, of the
Spartanburg county branch of
the Southern Cotton association,
has issued a statement to the
farmers that it is the intention
this year to sell their cotton in
bulk. It has been estimated that
there are about 5.000 bales to be j
marketed this year in Spartan- j
burg county, which will be held
in lots varying from 20 to 80!
bales. Already President Archer
lias received notices from many of
the farmers that they intend to
place their cotton in the common
pool and in that way to sell;
through one medium and for a
higher price than would be ob-1
tamed in any other way.
Powers Ready For Fourth Trial
Caleb Powers, former secretary
of state of Kentucky, who j
is charged with direct complicity
in the slaying of Governor Goebel
in the state house yard at |
Frankfort. January 31, IH00, has
been transferred from Newport
to the county jail at. Georgetown j
to be ready for his fourth trial
for murder, which begins in that1
city shortly.
Powers Vims twice been -sen
tenced to life imprisonment and
once condomed to death. In
each case the court 01 appeals
has granted him a new trial.
Powers is in his usual good i
spirits, although very pessimistic
as to his chance of getting a fair
trial in the state courts.
He will he tried by a special
term of court and by a special
judge appointed by tiie governor.
Perkins Gets 12 Years.
Warren Perkins, colored, who
a few weeks ago shot and killed
Cindy Cooper, a uegress on the
plantation of Mr. Sam Bailes,
near Pineville, was on Friday
sentenced by Judge Bryan, in
the Mecklenburg superior court,
to 12 years in the State peniientinvv.'
U'lvin 'li'vinrniui in
WIMA ^ ? ? ? n\.i i en i -u Ail v "u ; t
the negro had no attorney and
plead guilty to the charge of
murder in the second degre
Only three witnesses were introduced
by tlie State. Jn the
course of the trial it developed i
that Perkins had served a sen- :
Lence of two years and three
months in the South Carolina
penitentiary for a crime committed
at Greenville, and that
he went to North Carolina to
dodge another warrant in the
hands of the South Carolina
authorities.
Says Acreage Report wat "Doctored."
i
Representative Ellerbe 1 as introduced
a resolution in congress
calling for an investigation of the
cotton acreage report issued by
the department of agriculture on
June 1. Mr. Ellerbe believes the
acreage of 28.H8G.000, given out ,
by the department, exceeds the
amount actually planted, and
that a gross wrong and injury
has been done the cotton growers
of the south. Mr. Ellerbe'sresolu-,
tion directs the sccietaryof Agriculture
t<? furnish to the House
at once the tabulated sheet
showing the est imate of acreage I
made by the seven classes of
correspondents, namely, tne field
agent, the State agents, the1
county correspondents, the township
correspondents and the individual
farmers.
Photograph* at Less Than Half Price. :
' Mr. Z. K. Scott, Charlotte's
leading photographer, will be in
F&rt Mill August 1st, 2nd, ,'ird1
a^3j lth, for the purpose of mak-1
iftjkr,photographs. Pei-sons se- i
Oii-^pg coupons of Meacham &
can have their pictures J
iTwme-.for Jess than half price. '
Sanlpto* of Mr. Scott's work are
noufrjoa exhidition at the store of i
is.pps.T- Adv.
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Improve ihe Land.
This period, when the tillers of
South Carolina soil have money
to spare, should be signalized by
the making of lasting improvements
on the farms, says the
Greenwood Index. The sagacious
manufacturer, at the time
when profits are generous, puts
his plant in order, strengthens
its weak points and adds those
little accessories which, though
not essential to production, facilitates
it. Ti is he does rather
than scatter his earnings in increased
dividends, so that when
the time of stress comes again,
as they will come, they may be
weathered without curtailing dividends.
The same rule contains equal
wisdom for the man whose plant
produces, cotton, corn, cattle,
vegetables, and poultry. Thousands
of South Carolinians, who
possess "one and two-horse"
farms, and larger farms, have at
this moment a surplus in the
form of ginned cotton, cash or
bank deposits.
What will they do with it?
The temptation to spend it for
"Christmas goodies," for luxuries
of all descriptions, will he
hard to resist. Some with hundreds
in pocket will now rush
blindly ami deeply into debt in
the vague belief that 12-cent cotton
has come to stay. The very
thrifty will save, just as the de- j
lined difficulties and saved when i
cotton sold for six cents a pound.
Others would save if good investments
were at hand. Land is
the investment with which ihoy i
are most familiar, and which,
with rood sense, they ought to
prefer, but they will argue the
prevailing price makes land purchases
a heavy undertaking.
What then is the safest the
safest, the most natural investment
that surest to increase the
farm's value and the farm's div- i
idends? Land improvement i.
the obvious answer. The man j
who spends one hundred dollars
in replacing the rail fence enclosing
his pasture with the best
of wire fencing that will endure
indefinitely, will have a great advantage
over his neighbor, who
must patch his fences for a lew
years hence, and must borrow
money to buy the nails and pay
the carpenter. The man who
spends a hundred dollars in tiding
gullies and redeeming a few
acres, which were "washed
away" years ago, will be in b
tor position than the man who
buys many acres ui $30 each and
executes iiis bond and mortgage
for the greater part of the purchase
money. Hard times will
/ nntn lmn'n on<l
vwmv ti^uau un\i j/at> ments
will seem hard indeed.
In other States and counties
the farms have improvements l'ar
superior to those of our farms.
Stone fences, terra-cot la drain-1
age. strongly-built tenant houses
and line barns, not to mention;
soils made rich by fertilization, ,
are the rule, not the exception, i
On those the cost of production j
is held to a minimum, and the
profits never dwindle entirely
out of sight.
The arable lands in South Carolina
have become too valuable
lor careless farming.
Geld Hill.
On account of the nice rail s,
the crops of this section are'
growing rapidly. Lower Gold
Hill was visited by a tremendous
rain last Saturday afternoon. !t
was the hardest rain that they
had witnessed for some time.
The farmers are now busy harvesting
their grain.
We regret very much thai Prof.
S. K. lioney will not be with us
next term.
Our college girls and boys have
all returned home.
Mr. W in. Crook, a graduate of
Trinity College. Durham, is at
home on a visit.- ivliss Bessie
Fans of Winthrop has returned
home. Miss Annie Crook has
been visiting relatives in Charlotte
for the past two v- eke
Mr. Knox and Miss Maud Windie
spent Saturday night with
Mr. and Mrs. Sam llailes.
An ice cream supper was given
to the young people of t his i
section at the home of Mr. S. H.
Kpps, Sr. It was enjoyed very
much by all present. .
I
Hope Gone For Lawyer Patrick.
^ II
Albert T. Patrick, the convicted
muideror of Millionaire
William Marsh Itice, was on Monday
denied a motion for a new
trial by Recorder Goff of Now
York "City. There is now but
one resort in the effort to save
Patrick's life and that is an
application to Governor Higgim
for a commutation of the iVnth .
sentence. Patrick has been in
the death house in Sing Sing fori
more than four years.
Tillman's Tribute to Gorman.
Senator P>. R. Tillman pays
the following' beautiful tribute to
the late Senator Gorman, of
Maryland:
' Senator Gorman's death has
been a great shock to his friends
in the senate as it will be everywhere.
We knew he was a !
very ill man. but had not expected
so sudden and painful a
termination. He will be very
much missed by his colleagues,
and now that be is gone, his
enemies and detractors will
doubtless be willing to concede j'
what all of us who have known
him well, have known, thai he 1
was a man of great ability and :
tact, and do not hesitate to say !
Lliatsofaras I have been able '
to discover, he was a man of
high ideals and in every way
worthy of admiration. I take
occasion to sa\ that it is my ear- ,
nest and sincere belief that of i
man\ things laid at his door he >
was eutirely innocent, and I
know that iii dealing with the '
W"ilson-('.ior nan tariff bill in the '
senate in some of the most im- ?
poriant schedules he but carried j
out in good faith pre-election j
pledges, a ?' that he was to be I
commenne ! ather than criticised 1
and abuse- .s ho was, for his '
actions in ^ .t matter. It would 1
have heen party perfidy and
party dishonor for him to have ; 1
done othei . ise than he did. We i i
shall miss him very much in the
senate, a id it will be a long time ,!
1 fear be/ore we shall have in '1
> - 11 i: i
me sena e a man wen puautWl
and ?> willing to discharge!
toe 1 e; mobilities of leader- !
ship."
Dr. Mack Charged With "Heresy." |'
The following from the Allan- !i
ta .Journal of Tuesday will be 11
read with interest by the people
hereabouts: i
Referring to a statement concerning
the atonement, made by
Dr. J. B. Mack. of College Park,
at the conference of the Preshy- ;
teriaii ministers Monday morning
1 r. Samuel Young. speaking in a
naif humorous vein, accused Dr.
.viaeI: of living expression to
heretical opinions.
"You gave voice to more,
heresy during your address than ;
i l ave ever heard you utter before
" said Dr. Young, addressing
Dr. Mack, "and the thing
most 11? be condemned is that
what you said, you said so
we' t'y and softly i.hat it sounded
nlnwst like the truth."
The discussion grew out of a
st.?T.0Mcr.t made by Dr. Mack
tt?at seemed to h opposed to the
belief of the Presbyterian church,
which holds hat Christ's atonement
was not mivorsal. but was.
restricted- t.iat is that his death
upon the cross did not brin?jr salvation
to every one.
Relics of the Spartanburg Flood.
Yhe Spartanburg papers tell of
the recovery a few cays aoo of a
bale of cotton which was washed
away in the Juno tlood of
The oale of cotton was taken
from the bed of Lawson's Fork '
creek ard was covered wish mod
and slime and to all appo.trancos
unfit for any use. The b tie was
rolled out on a platform w ere it
v*:n cut open with long: knives.
Aft. r being opened the cotton in
the middle of the bale was in
perfect condition, snow white,
and as pretty as newly ginned
colt ?n. The cotton was sold to
tiu Spartanburg mattress factory
and will bo made into matresses.
A bal j of manufactured cloth
was also ecovorod from the
stream. T..o b.d. of '.loth, hire
th * t ttoi was covered with mud
or." f ae lo n on the outside was
of. m. lut the cloth in the interior
of the bale was in good condition.
Southern Cotton Mills.
? A
recent issue of the Manufacturers'
Record presents a revised
list of the cotton mills of
the South which shows a total of
(V42 cotton mill companies and
lirms, with 'J. 170,037 spindles and
210,293 looms. This is 4.978,00t?
more spindles than in 1900. The
invested capital has increased
from $112,837,000 in 1900 t<>
ij>23O,00U.UOO in 1906. With very
tow exceptions all the plants arc
reported doing a sucec r-ful husi- 1
ncss. ;.
South Carolina has r. safe load
in the number of spindles and
looms in tne States ot the South.
To is State has 13<? cotton mills,
3,32b. 408 spindles and 84,244
looms. North Carolina, which
ranks first in the number ol' ;
mills, having 243, is a distant i
second in spindles and looms, !
having nearly a million less spin- j,
dies ;un South Carolina and 33,- i
000 looms less than this State.
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Socialist Candidate for Governor.
The South Carolina Socialists'
have put up a candidate for gov-1
nor in the person of J. L. Chandler,
of Clinton, this with a view
tt> testing the strength of the j
party in this State. A. J. Royal
has been nominated for the House
of Representatives, from Richland
county, by the Socialists.
The last presidential election
recorded 100 Socialists voting iu
this State.
The hardest rain in this immediate
section'in several months
fell SjitnvHav afternoon from 3
to 1 o'clock. All the creeks and
small streams were greatly i
swollen by the rain and younjr |
corn in many places was washed t
away.
FOLLOW!^ TH3 FLAG.
Whon our <n!ilit'rs wont to 1'nhn and
the Philippines, health was the most
iiii|>ortaui consideration. WillisT. Mor.
.tan, ret ire? 1 Commissary Sergeant U.S.
. v., of Kura 1 lloutc I. Concord, N. H..
ays. "1 was two years int iha ami two
rears in the Philippines, and being subject
to colds, I took Dr. Kings New l)is- !
ovory for Consumption, which kept uie
in perfect health. And now. in Now
Hampshire, we find it tho best medicine
in the world for coughs, colds, bronchial
troubles and ail lung diseases Cuarann-vd
at all drug store* Price one and
|1,00. Trial bottle free.
-4r?The
home merchant should be
patronized by the home people
and he in torn should patronize
nis reiiow tradesmen wnen in
the market for goods not carried
in his own stock.
DEADLY SEIiPZNT BITES.
ire a-common in India as an? stomach
mil liver disorders with ns Kor the latter
however lie re is a remedy: Elec.
trie Hitlers, the great res'ovative tnedi ine,
of which S. A. Brown. of iienntls
villo, S, ('..sa vs: "They restored my wife
to perfect he ilrh. after years of sutl< ringwith
dyspepsia and a chronically
lorpi 1 liver." .Electric Hitters cups
hills and fever, kidney troubles and
bladder disorders. Sold oil 'guarantee
by all druggists. ITico
It is said that the coming
fashions will make our girls look
as their grandmothers did, but
no degree of fashion can ever
mate them act as their grandmothers
did.
DEATH FROM LOCSJAW
never follows ail injury dressed with
Ibieklen's Arnica Salve. Its antiseptic
and lieu I i tiff properties prevent blond
I Masoning t'bas. ()s\vald, merchant <>'
Iicnsselaersvillo. N, Y.. writes. "It
cured Seth Bnreli. of this pliiee, of the
ugliest sore on bis nock 1 ever siw."
inrcs * nts. W'muhis. Hums ami t-oivs.
>? all Unur stores.
The early gardener is now
enjoying the fruits of his labor.
English peas, heans, beets and
other vegetables are plentiful,
and the cook is not troubled now
to get up a good dinner.
Wlu'ti the baby talks it is time to
irivt! Hol'isior's Rocky Mountain Tun
11's th?i ^mutest baby medicine known
to loving mothers, it makes them ear.
sleep and j.roW. :tr> cents, Tea or
Tablets --Parks Oruu t'n.
The succulent and seedy blackberry
will soon be here with
both feet. It will he in evidence
for some time, and will be a
source of delight as lone: as it
remains. It is an humbie but
very popular member of the
vegetable kingdom.
AW ALASMUsG situation
1 r "oij.-n11 result s from nejjieet o* e lo-_jU
d bo.voNanrl torpid 1 iver until constipation
becomes chronic. Ihisemidiiion
is unknown to those who use lh\
iMiiir s s\c\v I a r< rills, t In best iimi
U?'H(l>sr regulators of MnliUl.il and
howols. i.uiHiiuUc.l l>y all dn trui-is.
Price 2.'ic.
The city of Florence has .been
chosen as the place for the
industrial Seller 1 ordered established
by the last session of xhe
* 1 .
lit t-.
Jinn I Imi fooled ami mailt' to believe
that rheumatism '"an bo cured with
local appliances. HollUter's Jlo-lcv
Mountain lea is the only positiic cum
for rhcumat ism. 3f> cents. T< a r
n'. ui... . i..i . i k ,
The warm nights and pen tie
showers of the past few days
are having a telling effect on the
cut ton crop.
Ir viui w ant
xon],
cull up A. D. .ft >NES.
ANNOUNCEMENTS.
KMT CuiiiliiLitos' ranis, not exn'oiiing
?>no in -h, will ho iniortoil in tlii-.
lohiuin far tho h11in of i5.'?.!i0. C'a.-. 11
i:iii< ;k oonijKiiiy .ill oril< rs
\V :iro .oil h'>ri/e:l to announce ,f. .1.
Ill N I a ruiili.l.ito for room
.?.< . . I H ? H* IFIIBM * M ' ? Mill ! %\ ,\ 11(111
nr, niibjort to tin- :u*ti'>n of the iKino
I'ruiic itrinr.iiy election,
HOLLISTER'S
focxy SfounU'm Tea Huggefs
A 8i:sy Med'elne for Ri.^y Penr'n.
Brings Golden Heilth -?nd K: cv.ed Vuor.
A specific for Oon-?tlp??tlon. Indirection r,\v<JT ;
?nd Kidney trouble*. l'lu 1 '? Ke7< i: . In i ire
TJiui littnlh, Sluinl>h li" < !? HomiucliC '
itiui llocl-ocho. J..s iUx l;y Mo r:t..!n T?w in t.b- '
i?t form, TO oent? n bo* Ornutno ?i : ?lr by
lioi.i.isri k 1 >?<I li ? uMimnv, Mu-ii<on, \ .
i0< "H* rtuGt'ETS SALLOW PEOPLE
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Randalesbu rg St o r
C. B. Kimbrell. Prop. "
Randalesburg, - - - - N. C.
Price list of a few staple goods
for June:
$1.50 to $3.00 Men's Shoes $1.00
Mason's Fruit Jars, 1-4 and 1-2 gallon,
per dozen, Go and Sorts.
Granulated Sugar 25lb $1.25
5 gallons good Kerosene G5e
Good Patent Flour $2.40
Arbuckle's Coffee 10%
Lard 7 l-Ste
Brown Mule Tobacco ..30c
Duke's Mixture, 6 p'cks 25c
Good fre.-h Meat 9c
Best Vinegar 25c
Ice, per It. . __lc
Fruit Jar Rubbers per doz 4c
Fresh Fish on Saturday.
Cold Drinks at all times.
Also Dishes. Jars, Class ware,
Fine Cigars, Groceries, Tinware,
Hardware.
A good line of Hats and Dry
Goods.
Fresh new goods every Saturday
a. m.
Phone me for business.
WINTHUOP COLLEGE
SCHOLARSHIP AND LNTKANCE
EXAlNA'llON.
Th< examination for the award of
vacant scolnrships i*i Winthrop College,
ami for the adinis.-ien of new students
will l?" held at tin- County Court lltiuse
on Friday. July title at ' a. in. Ap)ilicants
luusl not lie less than fifteen
years of a^e, When scholarships are
vacated alter July <>. they will 1st
awarded to those making the highest
average at tliis examination provided
they meet the conditions f^jvernintt the
award. Applicants for scholarship
hould writi to 1'resident Johnson before
ih< examination for scholarship
npplieation blanks.
Scholarship-; an worth $100 and froo
tuition. The next session will opcu
September lot h. l'.KHi For further informuriou
tmd catalogue. ^fldress
1 res. I). 15. JOHNSON,
Rock Hill, S. C.
1'ivsli linkers' Bread
every Saturday at JONUS'.
J "JLV11'EltIAL' 5
\ F LOU II *
? Is thr HKST F LOU 11 on the J
^ market. (live it a trial and you ^
^ will always have (food Ulead, ^
^ You tan always find it at ?
* A. (>. JONES' $
? l'llONE 11. ?
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Let the |
| Cliarlotte Sieam Lannflry I
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4 Launder Your Linen. >
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2
4 * ???-? 2
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s> \Y,. have tlie Bi unrest nnd y
4 ( Jk
h Best Laundry i'laut in y
4 tlir Carol inns. We di> more ^
4 work than any laundry in ?
4 'lie C'arnlinns. We do Bet- y
t 1?;r wank than any laundry *
4 in the S.tilth. Our n?*ents, L
4 whose name i-. attached
4 , .
4 tin .-to, has i nst ructions to J J
4 <4iv? you full and complete
4 sat .-faction or make no J'
4 charge.
4 Isn't 111(it fair dealing?
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CURES
Liver Complaints; uses
only Ramon's Liver Pills
and Tonic Pellets, and
gives your money beck if
not satisfied. Your liver
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maker. If you would be
well, try Ramon's Treatment.
Only 25 cents.
For ?alc by W. B Ardrey.