Fort Mill times. (Fort Mill, S.C.) 1892-current, March 22, 1905, Image 4
Literal but Deceptive Truth.
Thoy had finished the parish lea
and the curate stood up to say a few
words to the recipients before they
dispersed. He spoke in eloquent terms
of the impecuniosity of curates in general
and then went on to say in apparently
touching tones: "Why. even
as I stand before you now I have only
half a shirt to iny back." A few dayp
later the reverend gentleman received
A parcel containing half a dozen new
shirts, accompanied by a card bearing
*he name of one of his fair parishioners.
At the earliest opportunity he
called upon the lady and thanked her
tor her gift and then proceeded to ask
what ivad prompted the kind action.
"Why." she replied, "you told us the
otner night tuat you only liad half a
shirt to your hack." "True." answered
he, "but the other half was in
front."
Beyond Reason.
A Scottish singer named Wilson,
who was being trained for professional
work, sang a love-song with
exquisite quality of voice, but with insufficient
passion and expression.
Mia toucher told bint he must put
more feeling into it, and sing as if
he were really in love.
"Eh, man," he replied, "hoo can 1
do that and me a niarriet man?"?
I>on<!on Tit-Hits.
, ' Sharps and Flats.
One half of the world doesn't km w
how the other half bluffs It.
The wise man never knows half .us
much as the fool thinks lie knows.
After it is too late the follow who
can't stand prosperity can't understand
it.
There is often a wide gulf between
the mark of breeding and the dollar
mark.
ITS MERIT IS PROVED
RECORD OF A GREAT MEDICINE
A Prominent Cincinnati Woman Telia
How Hydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable
Compound Completely Cured Her.
Tlu> great good Lydia E. rinkham's
Vegetable Compound is doing among J
the women of America is attracting
the attention of many of our leading
scientists, and thinking people geuer- j
ally.
The following' letter is only one of
many thousands which are on file in
the i'lnkham oflice, and go to prove
beyond question that Lydia E. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound must be a
remedy of great merit, otherwise it
could not produce such marvelous results
among sick and ailing women.
Dear Mrs. Piukham:?
" About nine months ngo 1 was a great sufferer
with womb trouble, which caused mo
severe pain extreme nervousness and frequent
headaches, from which the doctor
failed t<> relieve me. I tried l.ydia I?. Pinkham's
Vegetable Compound, nnd within a
short time felt. Ix'tter. and after taking tlve
bottles of it 1 wnscuiircly cured. 1 therefore
heartily recommend your Compound ns a
splendid uterine Ionic. It makes the monthly
periods regular and w ithout pain ; and what
a blessing it is to find such a remedy after so
many doctors fart to help you. I am pleased
to r< -on.mend it to all suffering women."
Mrs Sara Wilson, 31 lCast, 3d St root, Cincinnati.
< >liio.
If you have suppressed or painful
menstruation, weakness of the stomach,
indigestion, bloating, leucorrbcea,
flooding, nervous prostration, dizziness,
faintness, "don't-care" and
" want-to-be-left-alon? " feeling, excitability,
bucktiche or the blues, these
are. sure indications of female weakness.
some derangement of the uterus
or ovarian trouble. Iti sueb s ?i.......
is one tried and true remedy?Lvdia
E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound.
VERY FEW. IF ANY.
CIGARS SOLD AT 6
CENTS. COST AS
MUCHTO MANUFACT- i
URE, OR COST THE
DEALER AS MUCH AS
"CREMO
IF THE DEALER TRIES TO
SELL YOU SOME OTHER
ASK YOURSELF WHY 1
Thompson's Eye Water
so. us.
I ?
Around the World
"J have used your Fish
Brand Slickers for yenrs
in the Hawaiian Islands
and found them the only
article that suited. ! ant
now In this country
, (Africa) and think a great
(leaf of your coats."
(mamc on application)
1KIHB8T AWARB WfllUTK FAIft. 1M4.
The wo'ld-wlJe reoututlmnf
Tower's WiilcrT-oof
Oiled Clothing
?<turr< iho buyer ?f
the positive worth of t g
ait garments hearing f7ta ml^Q
tiiis Sign of the l l.sh. AJfl JfltKpy
A. J. TOWER CO., Boston. U. S. A.
TOWER CANADIAN CO., LIMITED,
twt Toronto, Crnnda. ^
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A QUICK RECOVERY.
A Prnmlnmt Ofllrmr of th? Htbuwil
Wrltei to Thank Down's Kidney rills
For It.
Mrs. C. E. Bumgnrtlner, a local officer
of the Rebeccas. of
Topeka, Kuns.t Room Ifl "^sa&. B
10. 812 Kansas ave- aj fflUw m
nuc, writes: "I used I I
1 loan's Kidnev I'lllo I V B
after the use of one j| - SjF\ r^JS|H
that the troubles (Trail- Bli^fjldj
dorse your remedy."
(Signed) MRS. C. K. IU'MfIAROXER.
A TRIAL FRKK ?Address FostcrMilluirn
Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. For sale
j by all dealers. Frioe 50 cents.
The trouble with sood intentions is
that death ?ets in ahead of them.
DISFIGURED BY ECZEMA
! Wonderful Clinti;^ in n Sii;!it-!ii h Month
Kacn tVaii Clciir iim K%*er? Another
C?r? l?y Cutieura.
"I bad eczema on the face for five
months, during which time 1 was in the
care of physicians. My face was so disfigured
1 could not go out, and it was going
from bad to worse. A friend recommended
Cutieura. The tirst night after 1 washed
my face with Cutieura Soap, and used Cutieura
Ointment and Resolvent it changed
wonderfully. From that day 1 was aide to
go out, and in a month the treatment had
removed all scales and scabs, and inv faec
was as clear as ever. (Signed) T. .1. Soth,
317 Stugg Street, Brooklyn, N. Y."
| A sharp bargain makes a deep wound
in the one who gets it.
TTnw's T1?I??
W? oftor Ono Hundred Dollars Howard for
any cane of Cat&rru that eauuot be eurod toy
Hall's Catarrh Cure.
F.J. ('hknf.y .V Co., Toledo, O.
We, tho undersigned, have known F.J.
Cheney for the last 16years,and helieve Mm
perteetiy honorable in all business transactions
and financially able to carry out auy
obligations made by thoir firm.
West .V. Tiiuax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo,
U,
Wamm.no, Rinnan ,V Martin, Wholesale
Druggists. Toledo (?
Hall's Catarrh Ouruis taken Internally, lilting
directly upon thn hloo I and tntieoiissurfaees
of the systo n. Testimonials soat fr?o.
Price,75c. per battle. Sold l?y all Druggists.
'lake Hall's Fatnlly Pills (or. constipation.
Even the matrimonial knot is apt
to come untied.
To fore n t'olil In On? Out
Tike Laxative Ttromo Quinine Tablet?. All
dimggists refund money if it falls t<> euro.
E. \V. Orove's signature is on box. 25*.
Petroleum wells have been discovered in
Chihuahua, Mexico.
Ttoll cured in iUI minutes by Woolford's
Sanitary Lotion. Never Fails. Sold bv all
druggists, $1. Mail orders nroniptlv tilled
by I)r. E. Detchou, Crawferosville, lnd.
It is not strange that the religion
that is soothed all day Sunday should
sleep all the week.
A f<iinT-ontoed Cnm Fnr IM'e?.
Itching. Blind. Hleedini? or Protruding
Piles. T>rii<"'i-Us will refund money if Pn-o
Ointment falls to cure in fi to 14 days. 50 \
The exportation of rattle front Mexico
to Cuba is increasing.
Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for chP '-*m
t"et l?iic?. -often f lie gums. reduces infliimntntioti.aHays
pain.euros wind colic.25e.ilhott Ic.
The preacher cannot give his congregation
more religion than he has for
his children.
PITS permanent Iv cured. No (Itsor nervousness
after drst dnv's use of Dr. Kline's (Irent
Nervet'esforor.f'-t rial I> it t leand treatise fre?
Dr. U. TI.Ki.isk. Ltd.,031 Arch St.. l'hiia. Pa.
Japan imports wool from many of the j
European countries.
IMbo's Cure is thobestmedicinewooverused
lor nil nlToctions of tbrout and lungs.?Ww.
O. Kndslky. Vanhuron, Iml., Feb. 10, WOO.
London bridge is crossed every day by
220,000 people.
Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Rwect Oum j
and Slulb-ii is Nature's great remedy Cures ]
Coughs. Colds. Croup aud Consumption,aiul
all throat and lung troubles. At druggists,
1l6e., 50e. aud $1.00 per bottle.
BALD MEN S HAIR CUTS.
Less Hair a Man Has, the Oftener
Does He Have It Trimmed.
Tho secretive, taciturn harbor was
Anally induced to talk. Ho remarked:
"I've noticed one peculiarity about my
customers that I could never quite explain.
Tito loss hair a man has the
more attention ho pays to it.
' There's a real estate agent who
comes in here nearly every week for a
hair cut, and If 1 shave him clean
from the back of his collar to his forehcr
t you'd never know that I'd
| touched him.
lies got a short, light-colored fringe
i that plays around the rim of his hat
liko (he soft, fluffy fringe you see on
those shawls the women wear over
their shoulders, but you'd think to
henr l.i;r., that ho could braid it end
do it up in coils. Wants me to be par
; licular and trim it ciosc on the neck i
and nrouud the ears.
"I humor him. of course. I take a
handful of somebody else's hair and
prickle it on the eloth I put on him. !
and then I snip the air gently for 10
or Iminutes and make a great ado
when I whisk him off.
Nine out of every ten of the baldheads
are that way, but men who've
got plenty of hair will keep away j
from here until they look like the
edges of an old-fashioned hayloft. 11 *s j
curious, and. as 1 said, I never could
account for it."?Providence Journal
BIRD INVESTS WITH POWER.
Superstition Connected with Jewele
Toy of England's King.
When as a girl Amelie de France
now Queen of Portugal, first visltei
Windsor Castle, the mystic jewelei
bird which was taken from the throm
of Tippoo Sahib and presented by thi
East India Company to George III.
was the object of her profoundest ad
miration. In fact, it fascinated her re
mautic soul, and Queen Victoria, wh<
had a strong strain of romance in he
[ nature, quite understood her yonni
I guest's feollnrr en ' *
..n. ov OIIU U1 UtJIt'U UK
bird to !>e taken to the princess' apart
inent, in order that a sketch niigh
i he made of the treasure. The firs
: thins the Queen of Portugal asket
! for the night she entered the ban
quoting hall on the King's arm anc
I saw the blaze of the celebrated gob
plate upon the buffet, was this jewelo<
| bird! His majesty immediately or
' tiered that it should be placed upoi
the tabic in front of the Queen, tha
she might gaze upon it at her leisure
There are many legends wovei
about that bird. A London journa
says the Hindoos call it "Uma," ant
they say that whoever owns Urns
must reign over India. It is supposec
to have the gift of locomotion, and i
! alights upon the head of whosoever ii
I ndovs with royal power. It is abou
! twelve inches long, and is shaped 1 ik*
i a pigeon with an exaggerated tail
ilubfcs. brilliants, emeralds and p"arh
! are rewn about t..e quivering fcatner.
of filagree gold work: it holds a price
i less ruby in its beak, and an cmernh
of great size and luster bangs fron
its breast. The bird shares with the
Kohinoor the supe.rstitious regard ?>'
the Hindoos. While the Uma folds it.1|
wings in the eastle on the Thames
and while the Ivoliinoor blazes In tin
Knglish crown, there is nothing els<
to do but l?c as good subjects of King
Kd ward as may be. It is tho will ol
the gods.
Captured Baby Lynx.
"W. W. Bridges of Athens, while
I hunting recently, came upon n pe
I cullar track of some animal, which he
followed. He captured the animal,
which is pronounced by people who
profess to know to be a baby lynx, n
very fine specimen, weighing 22,a
pounds and measuring four feet from
tip to tip.
Pi gee a Chums with Cat.
The story comes from Newcastle,
Kngland. that a pigeon became a great
friend of a eat. and since the cat has
Had a kitten has transferred its affections
to tho kitten and spends riost
of its time sitting on it and playing
with IL
1
cljl how easily you can earn \
? Baking Powder can labels.
/ ,j inside. It tells all about I
( vj every one of the 56 high-t
and cents to you?save the
has revolutionized bakiny
s&j Healthful, wholesome bak
XH
Sn
I Lcl Common
l Do you honestly believe, that i
Bf t
J-j Thin hnn made I.ION COFFEE
J Millions of American Home
; Tlioro is no Htrongor proof of 1
ipj ir.g popularity. "Quality surv
(Sold oiilriil 1 M>. pnrkngcM
1 (S.ivo your laon-lu iul
j SOLD BY GROCl
PERU-NA CONC
7he Population of
the Earth is ?;$;o
/ ,400,000,000. XQ^
One Million r V (
Pie |.Annually of ^ Cn
Catarrh. -r~Al.T,
over (lie world IVrunn is ^
known ami used for catarrhal
diseases. The I'eruna (iirl has
traveled 'round the globe.
Her face 1- familiar every where that ci\
ilization reaches.
fnlvrrsnllu i'valued.
> From Africa to (Ireenland, from Mar
ehuria (<> Patagonia, the face of the I'erun
girl is familiar and the nraisvK of I'erun
as a catarrh remedy are heard.
SuerrHHftil in \orth ami South.
IVruna crossed the Ivpiator several year
a Kit, to tind in the Southern ilemispher
j the same triumphant success that ha
i marked its career in the Northern Ilcnii:
I phere.
| . f Standa rd.
I'eruna is a standard catarrh remedy th
' world over.
It cures catarrh by eradicating it frot
the system.
I'evmnnent i'urr.
It obviates the necessity of all local trea
incnt and its relief is of permanent chai
actor.
Without a J'crr.
No other remedy has so completely dorr
mated the whole earth as I'eruna.
in Kvcvy Tonyue.
In all languages its glowing testimonial
are written.
In all climes the demands for I'eruna in
( r^aso.
Count It Ui
fou'll be surprised how cheaply, how quid
valuable premiums by saving the freight
Get a can to-day and look over the littli
the most liberal premium system in the w
class, valuable articles we offer. Good Lu<
:m ! See the cut below.
{ It is the baking powder of positive j
ing of snowy white, of feathery lightness,
follows its use. On account of its s
^? ideal for quick baking. It costs yoi
|>"H it goes farther in quantity than at
I Good Luck is shown in the fact
Ictfl t>et'n sold during the present year
, Luck. If your grocer hasn't it, i
' see that you are aupplied at once.
THE SOUTHERN MFG. C
?. 11!
Bmamsssuia&n.vamsiMmamm^^
Sense Decide I
coffee sold loose (in bulk), exposed K
n dust, germs and insects, passing E
hrough many hands (some of H
heiu not over-clean), "blended," I
on don't know bow or by whom, H
s tit for your uso ? Of course you I
lon't. But 5?
L30N COFFEE I
s another story. The qreen S
terries, selected by keen I
ndqes at the plantation, are 1
tkllllully roasted at our fnc- S
orles, where precautions you F
pvould not dreain ol are taken 1
o secure perfect cleanliness,
lavor.strength and unilorinily. |
I'Votn the thne the coffee l< arcs |
He jaclori/ tio hunt/ touch?* it till tS|
t i* opened in your kitchen. ?'<
the LEADER OF AIL PACKAGE COFFEES. $j
s welcomo IjION ('OFFKR daily. R
niorit than I'onliinH'd ami increas- I
ivoH all opposition." SS
Lion-howl on every package.)
is for vuluublo premiums.)
iRS EVERYWHERE ! ;
WOOLS' >N Sl'ICF. CO., Tol'-'lo, Ohio. Jjj
IU ERSCATARRHJ
r %lilli
...x* "?>%
.4?? E.r/ni.shr T.abaratory,
s To supply tins remedy to the whole worlt
.,, taxes to the utmost one of the best laburu
M tories in the United States.
s" A Word From Australia.
Walter 11. Woodward. Ilomndier Royn
Australian Artillery, llobart, Tasmania
writes:
i,' "I suffered for several venrs with a (lis
i tressing eoudition of the bead and throat
eaused by eonlinual eolds.
. ".My head and nostrils were ((topped U|:
inos? of the time and there was a dis
' charge, and my sense of smell was affected
badly.
"After two weeks' use of Pcrunn I found
' this condition unite changed, and so 1 eon
tinned to use this remarkable medicine fot
over a month,
s) "I am very glad to say that at the end
of thai time 1 was cured and felt in tine
i- health generally, and atn pleased to give
l'erunu my honest endorsement."
car coupons on Good Luck HflM
c Premium Booklet you find
orld?describes aud picture* KnS
ck coupons arc worth dollars 3?
g Baking fjj
%. Powder ||
>urity, of absolute certainty. aRS
of delicious flavor invariably Baa
uperior leavening power it is
n but 10 cents a pound?and Sroj
iv other. The excellence of CTP
that 16,145,114 pounds have gjji
Insist ujxm getting Good Bflj
.end us his name and we'll HjJ
O., Richmond. Va. H
invtOEsm
Ultfl LI Olfft
"Hiflng taken vonr wonderful Pnaenrets" for
three months and Doing entirely cured of itomarh
catarrh and drspenaia . I think a word of praise Is
duo to'^Cascaret*' for theirwonderfnl composition.
1 have taken numerous other so-called remedies
but without avail and I find that ra*car*ta relieve
m ?ra In a day than ail th? others 1 have takes
would in a year."
J awe* MeOuue, 108 Mercer St., Jersey City, 24. J.
M The Bowels
Ipcom
CANDY CATttAJTHC ^
VlH?isnt. Prjntahle. Potent. Taste Oood, Do Good,
Unvor Sicken, W *>nw**n or Gripe, He, 23c, W>c. Never
sold in hulk* Th? tannine tablet stsmpod C C U.
iJuurantecaf euro or your tuonujr back.
StcrlW p Remedy Co., Chicago or N.Y. 531
4HNUALSALE. T?K MILLION BOXES
AliC'JJ <' A II I> TRICK. Flrr .-artl. h?M at
IrfcTf h,m Hi? of flniu-ra limtantly (lUapprar;
car.1* Immediately produced again from any plaeo
l?.rfnrmi r de?lrc?. Pull luatrucllons wnt by mall for
II.Adilrru, il.ll. Ynndri lairo.Tayarti.Fla.
j _l
SIS ira
Grea
Co
*
HE WORLD OVER.
' Fi'om Hn trail.
1 1 rince lonali Kalnnianaolo. rtclcgntc in
. < on gross from I law,m, writes from Washniirton,
I). t'? a.s follows;
1 can ohoortully recommend your l'eruna
as a very dTcctive remedy lor coughs, coidj
. and catarrhal trochlea."
;l Cuba ii MSaiUirr.
Scnor Quesnda, Cuban Minister to the
I'uiled States, writes from Washington,
, I). <as follows:
"lVruna I can recommend as a very
, good medicine. It is an excellent strength.
ening tonic, and is also an efficacious cure
I for the almost universal complaint of catarrh."?Liou/alo
l)v Quesada.
I from All fjuartern of tin- Ulahe.
We have on tile thousands of testimonials
like those given above. We can give our
readers only a slight glimpse of the vast
i number of grateful letters l)r. llartm&n is
> constantly receiving from all quarters of
: the globe in behalf of bis tamous catarrh
remedy, Peruna.
K CORN FIELDS jS
ARE GOLD FIELDS gj|t
j ft* to the fifhner who under- /Fj^T '
; Aa stands how to feed his * |w
2? crops. Fertilizers for Corn
I must contain at lestst 7
/*k per cent, actual V rf
I Potashi
Pj Send for our books?tlicy Vif
gj tell why Potash is as necessary VIa
5 to plant life as sun and rain; 'AM
^ sent free, if you ask. Write llflj
GERMAN KALI WORKS fj
New York?03 Nassnti Street, or |
10,000 Plants for 16 c.JJ
e:Seeds than any oilier In gMk
America. There l? renaon for thl*. n|Hk
We owu onr &,(>*> acre* for the prodtirMon
of our wurntnlril >n-ik. jHfl
EASkA In older to Induce you to try them. ?e mwm
maUr you Miu foUo\?lii|f uupio- flKI
Fof IB Oantn Poatpatd AE
VlOOOFurlj. artllnM an?l Lata l*i?baf m,
VV JJf, J *iOOO Kirn JIumj Lrttfir*,
| ) MOO Ultra Li*fl?u* lUdliKn, HrS
Kp/i 1000 GIoHomI; Rrllllial Flower*.
53 A Above rOTon package* contain anfB- ^Hfl
H A rlc*nt dcott to crow 1 ft.000 plant*, fur- HH
B A nlehlntc l?u?heli of l*rllltunt #JH
* flow rri and lot* nu?l Iota of choftoa fjK?
IS ^Vj vr(r?atal?l?*i*. to^rthrr w^tli otir nrr**t (WK
M rataloggtrlltn^all about Hower*,
EE JL lie In htamp* and tt?la notice*
^L/JJV^v Bl|f ll&pAffc oatalot? alone, ic.
^/UVfl 'jDHN A. SALZER SEED CO, B
Mil 11 t I ijlj i.c.t. L? CroflBO, Wis. '
; &? DF.MOREST S*lf-r**d SHINGLE Machin*.
For SPECIAL BARGAIN PRICES
Add ess DEMOREST FOUNDRY & MACHINE
WORKS. DF.MOR EST, GA.
l'ou ouii make bij iiicnru in .SAInyle* on smalloutlay.
rruwr - >upM w/i ??|'i ?4'W"I Hi*"!# 1>W' ITTf
^3 lulling. A)ld by drui(ifl<U.
IrCRTERS IN AMERICA OF TEL
t German
ach-Stallions
*? to Cros* mi Small Soutticm Moroa
k' < ol.T A III(4ii < I.Ass OM:.
>rsi> fur tho South Our last Importation of 4
\t??l K?t). 'Jith. All Stallion* tfiiaran trod, lib('ataln^Hf
on aj>|>ll<'HtloTi If your country
rritc tH. J.CROl'CH A S< >N, Naahvlllc, Tann.
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