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Literal but Deceptive Truth. Thoy had finished the parish lea and the curate stood up to say a few words to the recipients before they dispersed. He spoke in eloquent terms of the impecuniosity of curates in general and then went on to say in apparently touching tones: "Why. even as I stand before you now I have only half a shirt to iny back." A few dayp later the reverend gentleman received A parcel containing half a dozen new shirts, accompanied by a card bearing *he name of one of his fair parishioners. At the earliest opportunity he called upon the lady and thanked her tor her gift and then proceeded to ask what ivad prompted the kind action. "Why." she replied, "you told us the otner night tuat you only liad half a shirt to your hack." "True." answered he, "but the other half was in front." Beyond Reason. A Scottish singer named Wilson, who was being trained for professional work, sang a love-song with exquisite quality of voice, but with insufficient passion and expression. Mia toucher told bint he must put more feeling into it, and sing as if he were really in love. "Eh, man," he replied, "hoo can 1 do that and me a niarriet man?"? I>on<!on Tit-Hits. , ' Sharps and Flats. One half of the world doesn't km w how the other half bluffs It. The wise man never knows half .us much as the fool thinks lie knows. After it is too late the follow who can't stand prosperity can't understand it. There is often a wide gulf between the mark of breeding and the dollar mark. ITS MERIT IS PROVED RECORD OF A GREAT MEDICINE A Prominent Cincinnati Woman Telia How Hydia E. Plnkham's Vegetable Compound Completely Cured Her. Tlu> great good Lydia E. rinkham's Vegetable Compound is doing among J the women of America is attracting the attention of many of our leading scientists, and thinking people geuer- j ally. The following' letter is only one of many thousands which are on file in the i'lnkham oflice, and go to prove beyond question that Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound must be a remedy of great merit, otherwise it could not produce such marvelous results among sick and ailing women. Dear Mrs. Piukham:? " About nine months ngo 1 was a great sufferer with womb trouble, which caused mo severe pain extreme nervousness and frequent headaches, from which the doctor failed t<> relieve me. I tried l.ydia I?. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, nnd within a short time felt. Ix'tter. and after taking tlve bottles of it 1 wnscuiircly cured. 1 therefore heartily recommend your Compound ns a splendid uterine Ionic. It makes the monthly periods regular and w ithout pain ; and what a blessing it is to find such a remedy after so many doctors fart to help you. I am pleased to r< -on.mend it to all suffering women." Mrs Sara Wilson, 31 lCast, 3d St root, Cincinnati. < >liio. If you have suppressed or painful menstruation, weakness of the stomach, indigestion, bloating, leucorrbcea, flooding, nervous prostration, dizziness, faintness, "don't-care" and " want-to-be-left-alon? " feeling, excitability, bucktiche or the blues, these are. sure indications of female weakness. some derangement of the uterus or ovarian trouble. Iti sueb s ?i....... is one tried and true remedy?Lvdia E. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound. VERY FEW. IF ANY. CIGARS SOLD AT 6 CENTS. COST AS MUCHTO MANUFACT- i URE, OR COST THE DEALER AS MUCH AS "CREMO IF THE DEALER TRIES TO SELL YOU SOME OTHER ASK YOURSELF WHY 1 Thompson's Eye Water so. us. I ? Around the World "J have used your Fish Brand Slickers for yenrs in the Hawaiian Islands and found them the only article that suited. ! ant now In this country , (Africa) and think a great (leaf of your coats." (mamc on application) 1KIHB8T AWARB WfllUTK FAIft. 1M4. The wo'ld-wlJe reoututlmnf Tower's WiilcrT-oof Oiled Clothing ?<turr< iho buyer ?f the positive worth of t g ait garments hearing f7ta ml^Q tiiis Sign of the l l.sh. AJfl JfltKpy A. J. TOWER CO., Boston. U. S. A. TOWER CANADIAN CO., LIMITED, twt Toronto, Crnnda. ^ ?. < . A QUICK RECOVERY. A Prnmlnmt Ofllrmr of th? Htbuwil Wrltei to Thank Down's Kidney rills For It. Mrs. C. E. Bumgnrtlner, a local officer of the Rebeccas. of Topeka, Kuns.t Room Ifl "^sa&. B 10. 812 Kansas ave- aj fflUw m nuc, writes: "I used I I 1 loan's Kidnev I'lllo I V B after the use of one j| - SjF\ r^JS|H that the troubles (Trail- Bli^fjldj dorse your remedy." (Signed) MRS. C. K. IU'MfIAROXER. A TRIAL FRKK ?Address FostcrMilluirn Co.. Buffalo. N. Y. For sale j by all dealers. Frioe 50 cents. The trouble with sood intentions is that death ?ets in ahead of them. DISFIGURED BY ECZEMA ! Wonderful Clinti;^ in n Sii;!it-!ii h Month Kacn tVaii Clciir iim K%*er? Another C?r? l?y Cutieura. "I bad eczema on the face for five months, during which time 1 was in the care of physicians. My face was so disfigured 1 could not go out, and it was going from bad to worse. A friend recommended Cutieura. The tirst night after 1 washed my face with Cutieura Soap, and used Cutieura Ointment and Resolvent it changed wonderfully. From that day 1 was aide to go out, and in a month the treatment had removed all scales and scabs, and inv faec was as clear as ever. (Signed) T. .1. Soth, 317 Stugg Street, Brooklyn, N. Y." | A sharp bargain makes a deep wound in the one who gets it. TTnw's T1?I?? W? oftor Ono Hundred Dollars Howard for any cane of Cat&rru that eauuot be eurod toy Hall's Catarrh Cure. F.J. ('hknf.y .V Co., Toledo, O. We, tho undersigned, have known F.J. Cheney for the last 16years,and helieve Mm perteetiy honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out auy obligations made by thoir firm. West .V. Tiiuax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, U, Wamm.no, Rinnan ,V Martin, Wholesale Druggists. Toledo (? Hall's Catarrh Ouruis taken Internally, lilting directly upon thn hloo I and tntieoiissurfaees of the systo n. Testimonials soat fr?o. Price,75c. per battle. Sold l?y all Druggists. 'lake Hall's Fatnlly Pills (or. constipation. Even the matrimonial knot is apt to come untied. To fore n t'olil In On? Out Tike Laxative Ttromo Quinine Tablet?. All dimggists refund money if it falls t<> euro. E. \V. Orove's signature is on box. 25*. Petroleum wells have been discovered in Chihuahua, Mexico. Ttoll cured in iUI minutes by Woolford's Sanitary Lotion. Never Fails. Sold bv all druggists, $1. Mail orders nroniptlv tilled by I)r. E. Detchou, Crawferosville, lnd. It is not strange that the religion that is soothed all day Sunday should sleep all the week. A f<iinT-ontoed Cnm Fnr IM'e?. Itching. Blind. Hleedini? or Protruding Piles. T>rii<"'i-Us will refund money if Pn-o Ointment falls to cure in fi to 14 days. 50 \ The exportation of rattle front Mexico to Cuba is increasing. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup for chP '-*m t"et l?iic?. -often f lie gums. reduces infliimntntioti.aHays pain.euros wind colic.25e.ilhott Ic. The preacher cannot give his congregation more religion than he has for his children. PITS permanent Iv cured. No (Itsor nervousness after drst dnv's use of Dr. Kline's (Irent Nervet'esforor.f'-t rial I> it t leand treatise fre? Dr. U. TI.Ki.isk. Ltd.,031 Arch St.. l'hiia. Pa. Japan imports wool from many of the j European countries. IMbo's Cure is thobestmedicinewooverused lor nil nlToctions of tbrout and lungs.?Ww. O. Kndslky. Vanhuron, Iml., Feb. 10, WOO. London bridge is crossed every day by 220,000 people. Taylor's Cherokee Remedy of Rwect Oum j and Slulb-ii is Nature's great remedy Cures ] Coughs. Colds. Croup aud Consumption,aiul all throat and lung troubles. At druggists, 1l6e., 50e. aud $1.00 per bottle. BALD MEN S HAIR CUTS. Less Hair a Man Has, the Oftener Does He Have It Trimmed. Tho secretive, taciturn harbor was Anally induced to talk. Ho remarked: "I've noticed one peculiarity about my customers that I could never quite explain. Tito loss hair a man has the more attention ho pays to it. ' There's a real estate agent who comes in here nearly every week for a hair cut, and If 1 shave him clean from the back of his collar to his forehcr t you'd never know that I'd | touched him. lies got a short, light-colored fringe i that plays around the rim of his hat liko (he soft, fluffy fringe you see on those shawls the women wear over their shoulders, but you'd think to henr l.i;r., that ho could braid it end do it up in coils. Wants me to be par ; licular and trim it ciosc on the neck i and nrouud the ears. "I humor him. of course. I take a handful of somebody else's hair and prickle it on the eloth I put on him. ! and then I snip the air gently for 10 or Iminutes and make a great ado when I whisk him off. Nine out of every ten of the baldheads are that way, but men who've got plenty of hair will keep away j from here until they look like the edges of an old-fashioned hayloft. 11 *s j curious, and. as 1 said, I never could account for it."?Providence Journal BIRD INVESTS WITH POWER. Superstition Connected with Jewele Toy of England's King. When as a girl Amelie de France now Queen of Portugal, first visltei Windsor Castle, the mystic jewelei bird which was taken from the throm of Tippoo Sahib and presented by thi East India Company to George III. was the object of her profoundest ad miration. In fact, it fascinated her re mautic soul, and Queen Victoria, wh< had a strong strain of romance in he [ nature, quite understood her yonni I guest's feollnrr en ' * ..n. ov OIIU U1 UtJIt'U UK bird to !>e taken to the princess' apart inent, in order that a sketch niigh i he made of the treasure. The firs : thins the Queen of Portugal asket ! for the night she entered the ban quoting hall on the King's arm anc I saw the blaze of the celebrated gob plate upon the buffet, was this jewelo< | bird! His majesty immediately or ' tiered that it should be placed upoi the tabic in front of the Queen, tha she might gaze upon it at her leisure There are many legends wovei about that bird. A London journa says the Hindoos call it "Uma," ant they say that whoever owns Urns must reign over India. It is supposec to have the gift of locomotion, and i ! alights upon the head of whosoever ii I ndovs with royal power. It is abou ! twelve inches long, and is shaped 1 ik* i a pigeon with an exaggerated tail ilubfcs. brilliants, emeralds and p"arh ! are rewn about t..e quivering fcatner. of filagree gold work: it holds a price i less ruby in its beak, and an cmernh of great size and luster bangs fron its breast. The bird shares with the Kohinoor the supe.rstitious regard ?>' the Hindoos. While the Uma folds it.1| wings in the eastle on the Thames and while the Ivoliinoor blazes In tin Knglish crown, there is nothing els< to do but l?c as good subjects of King Kd ward as may be. It is tho will ol the gods. Captured Baby Lynx. "W. W. Bridges of Athens, while I hunting recently, came upon n pe I cullar track of some animal, which he followed. He captured the animal, which is pronounced by people who profess to know to be a baby lynx, n very fine specimen, weighing 22,a pounds and measuring four feet from tip to tip. Pi gee a Chums with Cat. The story comes from Newcastle, Kngland. that a pigeon became a great friend of a eat. and since the cat has Had a kitten has transferred its affections to tho kitten and spends riost of its time sitting on it and playing with IL 1 cljl how easily you can earn \ ? Baking Powder can labels. / ,j inside. It tells all about I ( vj every one of the 56 high-t and cents to you?save the has revolutionized bakiny s&j Healthful, wholesome bak XH Sn I Lcl Common l Do you honestly believe, that i Bf t J-j Thin hnn made I.ION COFFEE J Millions of American Home ; Tlioro is no Htrongor proof of 1 ipj ir.g popularity. "Quality surv (Sold oiilriil 1 M>. pnrkngcM 1 (S.ivo your laon-lu iul j SOLD BY GROCl PERU-NA CONC 7he Population of the Earth is ?;$;o / ,400,000,000. XQ^ One Million r V ( Pie |.Annually of ^ Cn Catarrh. -r~Al.T, over (lie world IVrunn is ^ known ami used for catarrhal diseases. The I'eruna (iirl has traveled 'round the globe. Her face 1- familiar every where that ci\ ilization reaches. fnlvrrsnllu i'valued. > From Africa to (Ireenland, from Mar ehuria (<> Patagonia, the face of the I'erun girl is familiar and the nraisvK of I'erun as a catarrh remedy are heard. SuerrHHftil in \orth ami South. IVruna crossed the Ivpiator several year a Kit, to tind in the Southern ilemispher j the same triumphant success that ha i marked its career in the Northern Ilcnii: I phere. | . f Standa rd. I'eruna is a standard catarrh remedy th ' world over. It cures catarrh by eradicating it frot the system. I'evmnnent i'urr. It obviates the necessity of all local trea incnt and its relief is of permanent chai actor. Without a J'crr. No other remedy has so completely dorr mated the whole earth as I'eruna. in Kvcvy Tonyue. In all languages its glowing testimonial are written. In all climes the demands for I'eruna in ( r^aso. Count It Ui fou'll be surprised how cheaply, how quid valuable premiums by saving the freight Get a can to-day and look over the littli the most liberal premium system in the w class, valuable articles we offer. Good Lu< :m ! See the cut below. { It is the baking powder of positive j ing of snowy white, of feathery lightness, follows its use. On account of its s ^? ideal for quick baking. It costs yoi |>"H it goes farther in quantity than at I Good Luck is shown in the fact Ictfl t>et'n sold during the present year , Luck. If your grocer hasn't it, i ' see that you are aupplied at once. THE SOUTHERN MFG. C ?. 11! Bmamsssuia&n.vamsiMmamm^^ Sense Decide I coffee sold loose (in bulk), exposed K n dust, germs and insects, passing E hrough many hands (some of H heiu not over-clean), "blended," I on don't know bow or by whom, H s tit for your uso ? Of course you I lon't. But 5? L30N COFFEE I s another story. The qreen S terries, selected by keen I ndqes at the plantation, are 1 tkllllully roasted at our fnc- S orles, where precautions you F pvould not dreain ol are taken 1 o secure perfect cleanliness, lavor.strength and unilorinily. | I'Votn the thne the coffee l< arcs | He jaclori/ tio hunt/ touch?* it till tS| t i* opened in your kitchen. ?'< the LEADER OF AIL PACKAGE COFFEES. $j s welcomo IjION ('OFFKR daily. R niorit than I'onliinH'd ami increas- I ivoH all opposition." SS Lion-howl on every package.) is for vuluublo premiums.) iRS EVERYWHERE ! ; WOOLS' >N Sl'ICF. CO., Tol'-'lo, Ohio. Jjj IU ERSCATARRHJ r %lilli ...x* "?>% .4?? E.r/ni.shr T.abaratory, s To supply tins remedy to the whole worlt .,, taxes to the utmost one of the best laburu M tories in the United States. s" A Word From Australia. Walter 11. Woodward. Ilomndier Royn Australian Artillery, llobart, Tasmania writes: i,' "I suffered for several venrs with a (lis i tressing eoudition of the bead and throat eaused by eonlinual eolds. . ".My head and nostrils were ((topped U|: inos? of the time and there was a dis ' charge, and my sense of smell was affected badly. "After two weeks' use of Pcrunn I found ' this condition unite changed, and so 1 eon tinned to use this remarkable medicine fot over a month, s) "I am very glad to say that at the end of thai time 1 was cured and felt in tine i- health generally, and atn pleased to give l'erunu my honest endorsement." car coupons on Good Luck HflM c Premium Booklet you find orld?describes aud picture* KnS ck coupons arc worth dollars 3? g Baking fjj %. Powder || >urity, of absolute certainty. aRS of delicious flavor invariably Baa uperior leavening power it is n but 10 cents a pound?and Sroj iv other. The excellence of CTP that 16,145,114 pounds have gjji Insist ujxm getting Good Bflj .end us his name and we'll HjJ O., Richmond. Va. H invtOEsm Ultfl LI Olfft "Hiflng taken vonr wonderful Pnaenrets" for three months and Doing entirely cured of itomarh catarrh and drspenaia . I think a word of praise Is duo to'^Cascaret*' for theirwonderfnl composition. 1 have taken numerous other so-called remedies but without avail and I find that ra*car*ta relieve m ?ra In a day than ail th? others 1 have takes would in a year." J awe* MeOuue, 108 Mercer St., Jersey City, 24. J. M The Bowels Ipcom CANDY CATttAJTHC ^ VlH?isnt. Prjntahle. Potent. Taste Oood, Do Good, Unvor Sicken, W *>nw**n or Gripe, He, 23c, W>c. Never sold in hulk* Th? tannine tablet stsmpod C C U. iJuurantecaf euro or your tuonujr back. StcrlW p Remedy Co., Chicago or N.Y. 531 4HNUALSALE. T?K MILLION BOXES AliC'JJ <' A II I> TRICK. Flrr .-artl. h?M at IrfcTf h,m Hi? of flniu-ra limtantly (lUapprar; car.1* Immediately produced again from any plaeo l?.rfnrmi r de?lrc?. Pull luatrucllons wnt by mall for II.Adilrru, il.ll. Ynndri lairo.Tayarti.Fla. j _l SIS ira Grea Co * HE WORLD OVER. ' Fi'om Hn trail. 1 1 rince lonali Kalnnianaolo. rtclcgntc in . < on gross from I law,m, writes from Washniirton, I). t'? a.s follows; 1 can ohoortully recommend your l'eruna as a very dTcctive remedy lor coughs, coidj . and catarrhal trochlea." ;l Cuba ii MSaiUirr. Scnor Quesnda, Cuban Minister to the I'uiled States, writes from Washington, , I). <as follows: "lVruna I can recommend as a very , good medicine. It is an excellent strength. ening tonic, and is also an efficacious cure I for the almost universal complaint of catarrh."?Liou/alo l)v Quesada. I from All fjuartern of tin- Ulahe. We have on tile thousands of testimonials like those given above. We can give our readers only a slight glimpse of the vast i number of grateful letters l)r. llartm&n is > constantly receiving from all quarters of : the globe in behalf of bis tamous catarrh remedy, Peruna. K CORN FIELDS jS ARE GOLD FIELDS gj|t j ft* to the fifhner who under- /Fj^T ' ; Aa stands how to feed his * |w 2? crops. Fertilizers for Corn I must contain at lestst 7 /*k per cent, actual V rf I Potashi Pj Send for our books?tlicy Vif gj tell why Potash is as necessary VIa 5 to plant life as sun and rain; 'AM ^ sent free, if you ask. Write llflj GERMAN KALI WORKS fj New York?03 Nassnti Street, or | 10,000 Plants for 16 c.JJ e:Seeds than any oilier In gMk America. There l? renaon for thl*. n|Hk We owu onr &,(>*> acre* for the prodtirMon of our wurntnlril >n-ik. jHfl EASkA In older to Induce you to try them. ?e mwm maUr you Miu foUo\?lii|f uupio- flKI Fof IB Oantn Poatpatd AE VlOOOFurlj. artllnM an?l Lata l*i?baf m, VV JJf, J *iOOO Kirn JIumj Lrttfir*, | ) MOO Ultra Li*fl?u* lUdliKn, HrS Kp/i 1000 GIoHomI; Rrllllial Flower*. 53 A Above rOTon package* contain anfB- ^Hfl H A rlc*nt dcott to crow 1 ft.000 plant*, fur- HH B A nlehlntc l?u?heli of l*rllltunt #JH * flow rri and lot* nu?l Iota of choftoa fjK? IS ^Vj vr(r?atal?l?*i*. to^rthrr w^tli otir nrr**t (WK M rataloggtrlltn^all about Hower*, EE JL lie In htamp* and tt?la notice* ^L/JJV^v Bl|f ll&pAffc oatalot? alone, ic. ^/UVfl 'jDHN A. SALZER SEED CO, B Mil 11 t I ijlj i.c.t. L? CroflBO, Wis. ' ; &? DF.MOREST S*lf-r**d SHINGLE Machin*. For SPECIAL BARGAIN PRICES Add ess DEMOREST FOUNDRY & MACHINE WORKS. DF.MOR EST, GA. l'ou ouii make bij iiicnru in .SAInyle* on smalloutlay. rruwr - >upM w/i ??|'i ?4'W"I Hi*"!# 1>W' ITTf ^3 lulling. A)ld by drui(ifl<U. IrCRTERS IN AMERICA OF TEL t German ach-Stallions *? to Cros* mi Small Soutticm Moroa k' < ol.T A III(4ii < I.Ass OM:. >rsi> fur tho South Our last Importation of 4 \t??l K?t). 'Jith. All Stallion* tfiiaran trod, lib('ataln^Hf on aj>|>ll<'HtloTi If your country rritc tH. J.CROl'CH A S< >N, Naahvlllc, Tann. ( I