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"MONDAY 'AFTERNOON, FEB. 24,1919
HAD 6689 PUTS
Hot-Tempered Woman Evidently
Not Altogether Bad.
RETROSPECT THAT IS VAIN
Surely No High-Priced Lawyer Could
Have Surpassed Pathetic Plea
of Husband Which Won
Her Her Liberty.
Thorp was a appro family living in |
Bowling Green, Ky. The wife had •
a notoriously ungovernable temper, ;
usually taking it out on her husband,
who was meek and lowly. On this oe- j
casion she struck him with a skillet,
indicting a wound so painful and dan
gerous as to necessitate his having to
he taken to the hospital for treat
ment. The neighbors, knowiug the
violent temper of the wife, and the
cruel treatment she had inflicted upon
her husband for such a long time,
were so outraged they could endure it
no longer, and procured s\ warrant for
her arrest on the charge of assault ,
with a deadly weapon.
The husband sat through the trial,
giving rapt attention to its every de
tail. The case was handed over to
the jury and after very brief delibera
tion it brought in a verdict of guilty.
The old darkey husband rose and
said: I
“Marse Jedge, I don’t reckon noth
ing a ole nigger could say would make
much diltunce, but I would lak to say j
a word before you send the ’old ’oman i
to the penitenshy. She’s always been .
a good mother to the chillun, all the J
neighbors will tell you that. She
1 washes and scrubs and sews and
mends for ’em, and keeps ’em clean
and nice, an when they’s sick she sits
up with ’em at night. And, Marse
Jedge, I jest want to ax you if you
won’t let her go by the house and see
the chillun befo’ you send her to the
penitenshy. They’s at home all alone
right now, cryin’ they po little hearts
ont and it would do ’em good, and the
ole ’oman, too, if she could Just go
and kiss ’em good-by befo’ she was
put In the penitenshy.”
By this time the judge and the spec
tators were in tears and the judge
said: ‘‘Gentlemen of the jury, I
haven’t passed sentence yet and if
you v. ant a few minutes to further j
consider this case, I will be glad to
grant it.” The jury retired and in. a
few minutes returned with a verdict
of “not guilty.”
Sailor Values Charm.
The king and queen recently re
ceived at Windsor castle the Austra
lian, New Zealand and South African
press delegates now on a visit to Great
Britain. His majesty spoke warmly of
the gallantry of the Dominions troops,
and exchanged recollections of his
empire tour of 1901. When Mr. Pirani
of New Zealand mentioned the name]
of Maggie Papakura, the Maori guide
who conducted the king round the hot
springs wonderland of Rotorua, the
king recalled her at once, and was in
terested to learn that she is now In
England. The New Zealand delegates
found "that Princess Mary knew all
. about the pre-war Maori prophecy con
cerning the battle-cruiser New Zea
land—that she would go into action
within a given number of years and
would he hit but escape serious dam
age if Iter captain wore a Maori tiki
(greenstone charm). The first part of
the prophecy came true, and so up to
date has the second. The captain
does not forget to wear his tiki.
Mournful Man Has Come to Realize
That All Things That Are to
Be, Will Be.
“I sometimes Jhink as I watch the
efficient workings of a cream separa-
for," said the stoop-shouldered man,
“how much happier my life might have
been could 1 hut have had when I was
first married a separator, operated
somewhat on the same principle, into
which my wife’s relatives could have
been thrust, the crank turned and by
centrifugal or centripetal force—I can
never remember which is which—the
two kinds divided, like the sheep and
the goats of Holy Writ.
"Out of one spout would have come
the undesirable ones—those who con
troverted my cherished theories, dis
agreed with roe on various subjects,
and jeered at my lack of faculty, the
while they borrowed money from me
and paid not again, and wore, their
sex permitting, such of my Sunday
garments as fitted them. And from
the other spout would have emerged
the good ones—those who tried to pay
their way by being sympathetic and
tactful, who were diplomatic enough
to agree with me when it did not make
any particular difference, and occa
sionally lent me money and were not
forever dogging me to get it back. But,
of course, nothing of the kind was
then or ever will be Invented. Man
was made to mourn and his wife’s kin
were made to see that he does mourn.”
—Kansas City Star.
LONG IN HOLY CITY
American Resident of Jerusalem
for Many Years.
SEEKING USES FOR LIGNITES
Federal Bureau of Mines Will Make
investigation of What May Be
New Fuel Supply.
The bureau of mines will make an
.investigation to determine the com
mercial and economical value of lig
nites and the practicability of their,
utilization in production of fuel oil,
gasoline substitutes, ammonia, tar,
solid fuel, gas for power and other pur
poses, under the terms of a senate bill
which the house of representatives
adopted. An appropriation of $100,-
000 was voted. It was argued that the
object of the investigation is to -dem
onstrate the commercial value of lig
nite, which is one-third of the coal de
posits of the nation.
M. M. Whelan First to Welcome Brit.
ish Troops Whfn They Entered—
Was Representative There
of the Bible Society.
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, Although it is a year since Allenby’s
victorious arnjy entered Jerusalem,
and the greatest Christian shrine in
the world was wrested forever from
the clutches of the Infidel Turk, one of
the must, striking episodes of all those
that marked that entry has only re
cently become known.
To Americans this episode is of
especial Interest, since it came as the
climax of perhaps the most picturesque
of all the many services that have
been rendered by the allied nations,
and to humanity generally, by individ
ual Americans, from Gerard and Brand
Whitlock down, since the beginning of
the war.
For nearly three years, or from
early in 1913 until the deliverance of
Jerusalem in December, 1917, one of
the oldest and most famous of British
organizations remained in unblissful
Ignorance as to what had become of
its “depot” in the Holy City. This or
ganization is the British and Foreign
Bible society, which like its great sis
ter organization in the United States,
exists for the purpose of distributing
the Good Book among Christians in
every part of the world.
In February, 1915, or soon after
Turkey threw in her lot with the cen
tral powers, the Bible society’s depot
in Jerusalem, which contained many
thousands of volumes, had to be aban
doned hastily. The workers there
were brought to Egypt on an American
warship. From that day until quite re
cently nothing whatever was known re
garding the fate of the depot or its
contents. It was assumed that both
had probably been destroyed by the
Turks. But then came a letter from
the society’s secretary at Port Said in
closing one from the commander of
the London Scottish, the first British
regiment to enter the Holy City. In
this officer’s letter the striking story
was told of how a venerable American
resident of Jerusalem, by name M. M.
WHAT WOMEN ARE r>0ING
War Relief Work, Church, Club and
Social Affairs
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+ MRS. R. W. MUNCASTER r+
* AT HOME TO D. A. R. *
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Mrs. R. W Muncaster gave an infer
mal tea Saturday afternoon,
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PERSONALS
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Mr. Robert J. Kirk has goqe for a
the ! vis, t to ids old home in upper St.
guests being members of Samuel Ba Johns Berkeley, near Eutaw Springs,
cot Chapter, D. A. R- The handsome!will he away for about a week,
home was . attractively decorated!
with flags of the Allies, the softly
A vast volume of the deposits is on !
government land, and Texas has ap- ! Whelan, came forward spontaneously
proximately 23,000,000,000 tons. The after the abandonment of the Bible
official report says there is bituminous ; society’s depot, took up his residence
coal in Texas, but not sufficient to sup- i therein and. courageously “carriel on”
ply the railroads, and in urging the as its custodian.
shaded lights and bright oolo.rs of
the flags contrasting with the gloom
without. In the dining room which
was also gay with flags, hot chocolate
and cake were served, Mrs. F. M.
Rogers assisting the hostess. Tiny
American flags were given tno
guests as souveniers.
Mr, and Mrs. John A. Chase spent
the week end in Charleston with
their son. Jack, who is a student at
the Citadel.
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♦MRS, H. M. AYER ENTER- *
* TAINS RESEARCH CLUB *
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An interesting meeting of the Re
search Club was held Thursday after
noon at the home of the president,
Mrs. H. M. Ayer, with a splendid at
tendance. The first half hour was de
voted to business, many matters com
ing up for discussion. The club-vot
ed to give its Liberty bond to the Illi
teracy Bureau of the State to help es
tablish night schools in Florence
county. The • president announced
that a note had been received from
Mrs. Tucker Graham accepting an m I
vi tat Ion to become a member of the ■
Research, the information being re j
ceived with many expressions o>
pleasure by the club members. Mrs.
J. L. Barringer requested the opinion
of the club as to whether the Red
Cross should continue to solicit large
funds and maintain the same status
as during the war or go back to its
pre war status, as she had received a
letter from Rev. A. T. Jamison ask
ing for an expression from the wo
men. The sentiment of the club was
that the Red Cross remain as it is.
The business being finished, the fol
lowing program was given; reading,
“An American Nurse and Her BIe>-,
es.” Mrs. L. C. Jones, “Dramatic
Phrases from the World War,” Mrs.
Miss Effie Buzhardt of Hartsvillc
spent Sunday in the city with friends.
Mrs. McDonald of North Carolma
is the guest of her sister, Mrs. J. A.
Chase.
Mrs. J F Harbin, Mrs. Marooney
and children of Statesville, N. C., are
visiting at the home of Mr. H. H.
Harbin, East Cheves street.
Mrs. J. Eli Gregg and daughter,
Miss Claude, have returned from a
visit to Charleston.
Mrs. E. E. Howell left this morning J
as a delegate to the Peace Conferen
ce in Atlanta. Mrs. Howell wih
spend today in Columbia to see Mrs.
Fitzsimons, State Chairman of the Y.
W, C. A. Drive, and arrange for the
beginning of a Y. W. C. A. in Flor
ence.
TOO STRONG ON SYMPATHY
EMra Parklna Had » Fault From
Which Too Many of Us Art
Not Quite Frte.
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■Ts she gone?” Aunt Harriet In
quired breathlessly. ^
Aunt Harriet’s niece, Eileen, turned
from the flowers she was arranging—
flowers left by the departing guest.
“She’s just going down the path,” she
replied. “Shall I call her back? Do
you want to see her again? Did she
leave anything?”
“If you call her back, I’ll disown
you, even if you are my favorite
niece,” Aunt Harriet retorted. “Tell
me the mluute the gate dicks.”
Eileen’s eyes began to dance.
Months of illness had not broken
Aunt Harriet’s spirit. She left the"
flowers and devoted herself to the
window.
“Now!” she announced.
Aunt Harriet drew a long breath,
“I wish,” she declared, “that Elvira
Paritfns never had had a mother!
There, I’ve said It, and I feel better!”
“Aunt Harriet!” Eileen cried, with
a laugh that broke bounds In spite
of her,
“I know, I suppose I ought to be
ashamed, and maybe I shall be some
day, but just this minute that seems
to me the most relieving thing I ever
said in my life. Elvira Parkins is a
good woman. She wouldn’t hurt the
feelings of a fly, and she’d run her
feet off doing kind things for people.
I could stand the kindness, but what
I can’t stand Is her sympathy.
“If I so much as mention a twinge
i Cdugfi That Lasts
And will not yield to ordinary icm-
edies must have special treatment
ti »
Hayes
Healing Honey
Stops The Hekli
Heals The Throat
Cures the Cough _
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Wonderfully effective in the treatment 1
Coughs, but if the Cough is deep-seated 1
and the Head or Chest is sore, a penetrat
ing salve should be applied. This greatly
helps any cough syrup in curing Coughs
and Colds.
A FREE BOX OF
MOVE'S
O-PEN-TRATE SALVE
{Opens the Pores anil Penetrates>
For Chest CoMs, Head Colds, and Creep,
is enclosed with every bottle of HAYES’
HEAUNG HONEY. This is the only
MUST RETURN
GROSS INCOME
SALARIES, WAGES AND COM
MISSIONS MUST BE REPIRT
ED. DEDUCTIONS AL
LOWED
Collectors of internal reveune are
receiving frequent inquiries as to the
amount to be included under “ltoss
income” in their income tax reutms.
L A IIJULII no JUCUIAVU a nvniftx* I _....
my little tintter, 8 „e »ll, dtete dot™ | ff ^n T?.
Salve is also very valuable as a Germicide
passage of the bill Representative
Wingo of Arkansas told the house that
proper development of lignite in Texas
with its full uses demonstrated would
save an annual fuel bill to the people
of that state of $15,000,000.—Houston
Post.
“It may interest you to know,” this
officer wrote, “that as I entered Jeru-'. ^ ter Program dainty and tempt
salem with the first troops, I was met j V 1 Jf uu ref ^ eK ‘ ini l e 1 nts . were , ® erv 6 tl b y
by a quaint old American, named Whe- ornc a Aycr an<1 Jennie Mae
lan, seventy years of age, who told me J y ‘
he represented the Bible society, and
In making out his return erf gross m
A H Gasque, sketch of the life oT come ’ t,le tax P a y er is required to ac
John Charles McNeill, the North Car! co, ’ nt for Prseticallv every dollar he
olina poet, by Mrs. J. C. Williamson
Passed by Sentry.
A colonel of a colored regiment com
ing in about 10:30 was duly challenged
by the sentry, and responded: “Col
onel , officer of the camp,” The
The sentry tried his best to pierce
the darkness, gave It up, and finally
said:
“Look ’eah, man, yo-all ah de foth
man what’s done tried to make me
think he’s Cunnel . Go way wid dat
stuff.”
The colonel pretty warmly reaffirm
ed that he was Colonel and de
manded immediate admission. The
guard, unabashed, told him to step up
so that he could see him. The colonel
walked up to him in a rage, and you
can imagine his consternation when
the sentry took hold of the silver
eagle on his shoulder, looked up at
him with a grin on his face and said:
“Oh, Lawsy! ’Tis de ole bird, ain’t
it?”—The Bayonet.
Found Platinum Beds.
Dr. Herschel C. Parker of Columbia
university, while on an exploring ex
pedition to Alaska last summer, dis
covered extensive platinum beds in
the Susitana and Yentna valleys in
the Cook Inlet couutry. He brought
out a large number of ore samples on
his return to the States, and is now
engaged in exhaustive tests of the
metal. He expects to establish a plant
for handling the ore when he goes
back to Alaska next spring.
“The Alaska platinum ore is low
grade,” said Doctor Parker, “but it Is
there in abundance. It will have to be
handled in large quantities and under
scientific methods of economy to make
it pay. The question of its commercial
value Is simply one of engineering.
With the end of the war and the con
sequent wide use of platinum for jew
elry, I believe the Alaska beds will
prove a valuable source of world sup
ply.”
presented me with a beautiful copy of
the Scriptures.”
Beyond the fact that M. M. Whelan
is a naturalized Irish citizen of the
United States, and that he had been
living in Jerusalem for several years
before the war, little is known by the
“Flu” Marketing.
Marie, who was three Thanksgiv
ing. was out trying her new mask.
Passing a grocer}', she decided to buy
some bananas. Mother, not having
worn her “tin” protector, sent Marie in
to make the purchase. Mother saw the
grocer pulling off tons of bananas, it
seemed. At length, when there was
nothing left hut the stalks, Marie hand
ed the grocer her little pocketbook con
taining one solitary dime. “How many
barUmaf did your little girl want?"
asked the grocer as be came to th<
door. “Ten cents’ worth,” replied
•mother. “She told me she-wanted a
, peck,”.said the grocer.
Cecil Rhodes’ Dream Realized.
The early, Completion of a tunnel un
der the Straits of Gibraltar, which, In
connection with the tunnel from Dover
to Calais, will practically complete an
all-rail connection between Cape Town
end London, will more than realize the
dream '>? Cedi Rhodes of a Cape-to-
Cairo ’ IIroad. The necessary links
along n. • Burbary coast will he simple
matters when the Intervening waters
have been spanned. England Is taking
hold of the Gibraltar tunnel in a way
that means the success of that gigan
tic enterprise.
Mystery Port.
A mystery port on the cast coast of
England was one of the wonders of
the war. Its name is now revealed as
Richborough, near Sandwich. Here
there is a wide stretch of marshland
surrounding the mouth of the River
Stour, and upon this has been built
a town covering considerably over two
thousand acres. From this place one
and a quarter tons of stores have been
sent to the western front alone. This
great new port Is just outside Sand-
wich, one of the old Cinque ports fa
mous In the days of Queen Elizabeth.
The ancient town, where a few years
ago the grass was growing in the
streets has taken on a new lease of
life.
Sniper Was Busy.
Private Lewis made down his bed
In the corner of a building that was
just in the edge of what would have
been No Man’s Land had the armistice
not intervened.
“I sure didn’t think I’d ever sleep
here," he said to a comrade.
“Why, I was popping away at a
sniper from that hole In the corner
just a couple of days ago. Gee, but It
seems queer!”
“And what was the sniper doing to
you?” some one Inquired from the oth
er corner.
Well,” said Lewis, “he was sure rais
in’ with my life insurance.”
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+ BIRTHDAY PARTY <•
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Little Miss Virginia FTilton gave a
birthday party Thursday afternoon,
Bible society at present regarding the to which about forty of her friends,
picturesque character to whom it owes . both big and little, were invited!
so great a debt of gratitude. . It is not The children enjoyed many delightful
even known from what part of the ' games and contests and later were
United States he comes. The society j ’"nvitec! into the dining room which
has, however, received a photograph ’ was prettily decorated with pink and
of its. venerable American benefactor, i white. Ice cream, cake and candy
which shows him to be a truly patri-1 were served and enjoyed as only chil
archal type. I dren caa en j°y su ch sweets. The lit
tie guests presented Virginia with nu
_ ,, merous birthday gifts.
Germany Has Lost Mexican Trade, j *
All the drinking glasses and most * --- .
of the jewelry sold in the Salinas Cruz i UlSlIOp W. A, IxlICrry
district of Mexico are of American j* r» i x •
manufacture, according to a recent re- ( JljHCK With Soldiers
port from Norton F. Brand. United ! * .
States consul at Selinas Cruz. Prior | New York, Feb. 24 The Rt. Ifev
to the war all the jewelry and glass-! W. A. Gcerry, Protestant Episcopal
ware were imported from Germany bishop of South Carolina, returned
and Spain. The war has eliminated i op the Montana. He was in fife Y.
Germany entirely from the Mexican ■ C. A. service overseas,
markets nnd the activity of American
business men has been so great that
imports from Spain have been mate
rially reduced.
But Mr. Brand warns American
manufacturers that the goblets and
tumblers they ship to Mexico are too
small. The tropics are a thirsty clime
and Mexicans drink deeply. Mr. Brand
declares If American merchants do not
send in larger glasses, their wares will
be driven from the field when Euro
pean supplies are again available aft
er the war. He urges upon American
business men the necessity of studying
the needs of the Mexican trade.
received <'.’iriug 1918. The following
ite^s r>uri he reported:
ssterios, wages and ormnisnions
for nersonal services, ineludiv : hoj
nuses. ;
Interest rereived on notes and del panion.
-w.-Us in hanks incluiiing swing ’
banks.
Dividends on stock, whether re
ceived in cash or stock.
Only dividends paid out of earnings
or profits accured since • Marcli 1,
1913 are taxable, but dividends are
deemed to be distributed out of the
most recently accumulated earnings.
Profits resulting from purchases
and sales of property, real or person
al. If the property was purchased!
before Marrh 1, 1913. the nrofit isbas
ed on the difference between the sell j
her face and lowar her voice and say,
T know—you can’t tell me anything
about it. My mother suffered that
way for years.’ I hove discovered that
Elvira's mother had an accident like
mine and was hard of hearing like
me and had a heart just like mine.
Elvira saw me dodging a streak of sun
light for a minute, and she jumped
for the shade and pulled it clear down
and came back and patted my shoul
der, murmuring, ‘My mother had Just
such sensitive eyes. You must he
very, very careful. Mother suffered
so with hers the last of her life.”’
Aunt Harriet’s mimicry was delight
ful. Eileen was enjoying herself
greatly. “Do tell me some more of
Elvira’s conversation!” she pleaded.
“I’m ready to vow never to be sympa
thetic again ns long as I live.”
Aunt Harriet sank back on her pil
lows, hut her eyes were twinkling.
“I’m not saying that I’d advise you
to go quite as far ns that, Eileen,”
she retorted. “I’d, only call your at
tention to the fact that there’s sym-
for the Nose and Throat. You get both
remedies for the price of one. 35c.
Sold by all Druggists. If your Druggist
should not have it in stock, he v/ill order it
from his nearest Wholesale Druggist
Made, Recommended and Guaranteed to
the Public
by PARIS MEDICINE COMPANY,
MANUFACTURERS OF
Grove’s Tasteless Chill Tonic
* SPICE OF LIFE *
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College graduaie was walking down
the street one evening with a friend
of lrk.li decent, and, pausing, to look
up a» the starry sky, remarked w'it'h
enUiuiasm; How bright the Orion
is tenight;*
, . i “So that is O’Bryan, is it?’ replied
to exercise a little care in choosing j p. lt -Well, thank "the Lord tjaers is,
the kind you use.” Youths Com- c , ne | r j 3 j unan j n heaven, anyhow!’’-- I
London Opinion.
pnthy nnd sympathy, and advise you I
Growing Sugar Cane Under Paper.
’Going to France?" asked a travel-
A new and very odd method of. j ng mail a ( (.lie station of a nagre sol-
growing sugar cane is proving highly | (ii erg<
successful in the Hawaiian Islands, j “X 0 , salt, 1’se not geing to France,”
When the cane is beginning to sprout, replied ‘‘.he dusky soldiers. I’se going
yard-wide strips are laid lengthwise 11 0 Berlin, but I may stop in France
on de way.—New.
over the rows of little plants and held for a (riot time
in place with cane-field trash. The pa-1 York Telegram,
per Is strong enough to keep down and
smother the starting weeds, but not to “Bobby* inquired the mother, “did
kill the stout nnd hardy young cane. | you wash your face bolore lh ' music
In five or six weeks the weed seeds | teacher came
beneath the paper have all germlnat- )esiii. ‘And your h-nds?
ed and been smothered to death, but
Mrcr “ Va,Ue - cdumi been smothered to death, hut “And your oi.o?;*
of March 1, 1913. , ^ ^ ^ fom>d |,na, sant Bobby jud.oally “I washed
i Uhc one rat would be next to*lr r.
Profit from stock market transact!
ions.
Income received from fiduciaries,
that is amounts received from in
come of estates, trusts, etc., through
trustees, adiniipstrators or executors.
their way through or erected them-1
selves sufficiently to make little tent- „ Atklp ... ^' t r“ B( . rgrant , n * ri iy,
like elevations. laborers then pass „ VV1 ,,, iv „ n t v? „ shave(] thls , non) .
along the rows and with long knives (nf ,„ .. Ain , , ; have(1? - a , ke d Atkins
make slits In the sheets, pennitting ina p pann , SH p ris e.
New Orleans French.
Negro troops from Louisiana have
a linguistic advantage over other
American soldiers. Many of them,
through living In sections where
French still is spoken, are more or
less familiar with the language of this
loud when they get here. But they
have their difficulties, nevertheless.
“It’s dls way,” exclaimed one. “Ah
talk French puhfeckly, but not de kind
dey talk- in dis country. You see, Ah
learned French from mah fathah—de
pure, classical ole New Orleans
French—an’ dey don’t sp-ak dat kind
obah heah."—Stars and Stripes.
• Miles of Cents.
Nearly two miles of cents raised
among the office force of Thomas E.
Rush, surveyor of the port of New
York, were given to the Snlvatioa
Army as the Surveyors’ Customs Wei- \
fare association’s contribution toward
happy holidays for the poor. A mile of
cents was the goal set for the collec
tions, about $820 being an eslimate for
that amount, hut a sum of $1,500 was
collected. The box containing the
flood of vopper required ten men !•
lift it.
Had Cause.
“We sent the flower of our youug
manhood against the Huns.”
“Yes, and all the Huns say they
were wild flowers.”
Unpatriotic.
“Why did you change your board
Ing house?’’
“My landlady got too enthusiastic
about this food conservation.”
DIES SUDDENLY «T
THE HOYU FLORENCE
WILLIAM COOPER, UNITED STAT
ES DEPUTY MARSHALL HAS
ATTACK OF ACUTE
INDIGESTION
erated shoots at first are
ant’ “mil I want, to know why.’
white, but quickly turn green an(i| -\v e i| j;. Ml sergeant.* replied
William Cooper, Deputy United
States Marshall, died at the Florence -
Hotel Saturday night of acute indigos |of in juries or sickness.
Net partnership profits, whether di the shoots to come through. The ,llh- • .. No - vour no’’’ insh ed the serge-
*ided o rdistributed or not. “ * '
Royalties from mines, oil and gas
wells, patents, copyright and frail
chlses.
The following items are not tax
able and need not be included in the
return:
Property received as a gift or by
will or inheritance.
H must be understood, however
that the Income derived from such
property is taxable.
Proceeds of life insurance policies.
Returns of premiumns on life en
dowment and annuity policies.
Interests on secturitfc^ issued un
der the provision of the federal farm
act of July 17, 1916.
Amounts received through acci
dent or health insurance or under
workmen’s compensation acts, plus
the amount of damages received, whe
ther by suit or agreement on account
- Its Meaning.
“What Is elastic currency, pop?”
tion, according to the statement of
physicians, Mr. Cooper came to this
city Saturday night apparently in the
best of health.
It seems that Saturday night he
had an attack of indigestion and *
physician was summoned. He admin
istered remedies and left Mr. Cooper
in apparently a relieved condition
Later in the night he must have ha-i
a second attack for yesterday morn
ing he was found dead in his bed at
the hotel.
Mr. Cooper was a native of the In
diantown settlement in Williamsburg
County, where he planted until lOftO,
when he rented his farm apd moved
to Columbia. For some time past he
has been a deputy United States mar
shall.
He was In his 67th year and is sur
vived by his widow, who was Miss
Esther Agnes Daniel, and nine child
reu, five daughters and four sons.
The daughters are Mrs. George A
Alderman, Mrs., D. F, deTreville,
Misses Grace and Jacquelin Cooper I
of this city and Mrs. S. R. Preston of!
Raleigh, N. C. The four sons are: I
William Pressley Cooper, Samuel B. !
Cooper, John Hughes Cooper anl Paul I
A. Cooper of this city.
The body was taken to Kingstree'
for interment in Williamsburg Ceme'
tery, this afternoon. Members of the
Amounts received during the war
by a person in the military or naval
forces for active service, up to $3,500
Interest on obligations of any State
or political subdivision of a State,
such as a city, county, town or vii
lage and the District of Columbia. In
terests on obligations of the United
States is exempt, except that inter
est on obligations issued after Sep
tember 1, 1917, is erempt only to the
extent provided in the Liberty Loan
acts.
Interest on Liberty bonds to the
par value of $5,000 is exempt from
all taxation. Holders of large
amounts of Liberty Bonds are advts
ed to consult their bankers or collee
tors of internal revenue as to their
interest exemptions.
blanchedi
and i
lusty. Weeding thereafter Is almost ; 13,0 soldier, “there wih a dezen of ur-
wholly needless, because there are'using the mirror and 1 tnus;. have
very few weeds. There is an Increase j shaved same o her man"
of ten tons (about 28 per cent) in the: “Th-.re uo<\s another tea tried man."
yield of cane per acre. Half the labor' said Uio girl at the candy counter.
Is saved and the production of actual “How do you knew," asked tile cashi-
sugar per acre is augmented by more 1 er. He mod to buy »; three pound
than a ton. The paper used is made Ibex of candy twice a veck and now
out of “bagasse,* which is the residue he buys half a pound cnce a morj h.”
of the cane after the sugary sap has —Phihih Iphia Pub'ie Ledger,
been squeezed out of it. I W** seigeiint had a ‘quad of
Irecruits on Hi" rifle range. He tried
ihem on the f’ve hundred yard range,
but none of them could hit rjlie target. )
Then he tried them cn the three h.un-1
dred yaid. the two hundred yard, and j
the one hundred yard ranges in turn,'
but with no better Mtccesrr. When
all missed cn the shop est;
looked around in despair.J
straigtened up “Squad of-J
he commanded. “Fix bay
onets! Char-ge!”'— Everybody.
He: “V\ r e will have to give up our
intended summer trip.’ My account
0 (he hank is already ourdravn.’
“At Attention” Before God.
Paying tribute to the services per
formed by the British Y. M. C. A., AV.
Gordon Spriggs, writing in Associa
tion Men, the organ of the Ameri
can “Y,” Is reminded of the reply
made by Field Marshal Sir George
White to an inquiry addressed to him Tlu . n ’|,
at the close of the three months’ siege j <P1 , t j on ;-.
of Ladysmith, South Africa, in the
Boer war. Sir George was asked to
explain how he maintained his cheer
fulness and upheld the spirit and roo-l
rale of ids weary troops amidst so| She: ‘Oh John, you are such a
much discomfort, depression and un-j wretched fin-.mcier. Why don't you
certainty. “Because,” said the field keep an account in a hank that has
marshal, “I stand at attention before! plenty of money.*’’—Bm( on Trans-
God every luoruing so that I may re
ceive my daily marching orders.”
Saw Another Chance.
t’Say, that lot you sold me Is thi®e
feet under the water." 1
"Is it?” * !
“Yes, it is, and you know it.”
“Well, it’s a good thing you told me.
f cpn let you tmve a bargain in u
canoe.—Kansas City Journal.
Here’s Flapjack Frying Record.
Here's the world’s flapjack frying
record: Eight thousand six hundred
and forty in 20 hours, all fried on one
hot cake plate, four feet square, at
the rate of 36 every five minutes. The
big flapjack fry started at 7:30 o’clock
one morning up at the front and con
tinued without intermission tills ”3:80
o’clock the next morning. Yanks Just
out, of the trenches ate the hot cakes,
swimming In rich sirup. The frying
crew was made up of Salvation Army
men, led by Ensign Fred Huderson.
cript.
Val?t. “A lady called while you
were out. suh."
Bachelor:"Was she young.'
Valet “No. suh! She was an ex-
pcrienced Jady.’V-Life.. f
For Burning EczeHha
son
everything."
“It Is my Christmas money this year, 0 I ,,, memuer8 or in ' 5
n. It had to keep stretching to covm ° loren ^ e yesterday ai
itemoon and accompanied the body to
[Kingstree. Ho was a member of the
IcHinntcwn Proehvlprtnn Church.
OLDS
Head or chest-
are best treated
“externally” with
m
. ICK'S Yapoi
nmitt B0DYSUAMir.,30>.60ni5d
Hostilities Are at an End.
Jane had broken her second doll that
morning, and mother, very much pro
voked, was putting the careless lial«y
througii the third degree when from
the depths of the apron in which the
sweaty little face was buried came fhe
words: “Mother, did yea knew the
war was over I"
Greasy salves and ointments should
pot be applied if good Clear skin is
wanted. From any druggist for 35c, or
$ 1.00 for large size, get a bottle of Zemo.
When applied as directed it effectively
removes eczema, quickly etops itching,
and heals skin troubles, also sores,
burns, wounds and chafing. It pene
trates, cleanses and soothes. Zemo is
a clean, dependable and inexpensive,
antiseptic liquid. Try it, as we believe
nothing you have ever used is as effec
tive and satisfying.
' The E. W. Rose Co., Cleveland. O. *
To Cure a Cold in One Day
Take LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE]
(Tablets.) It stops the Cough Kadi
Headache and works off the Cold. E.
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30c.