The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, March 23, 1921, Image 11
1^- 5 "?i ' a:.d don't are called j
f Chicagoese. Butrthey ain't.?Chicago I
Daily ,Kevs. ' j
; it would eeer? that Colombia is be-1
idling the gyifc of the ocean.?Chi- j
g?vr '"Ago Journal oif Commerce.
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Seems like gij-d old times to meetj
p' 'a -mah now andj-hen, again, with egg
lit" W his vest.?Detroit News.
What has become of the o. f. little
giri who put cr, long skirts and played
^ v house??Q.iin. y (111.) Whig-Journal.
One thiag can be said for golf: it
||?^doesn't need ary high arbiters at
$42;:>0?' - ytar. :<> keep it honest.?K1
Herald.
Some 01 tht^ recently-uncovered
fp^., ears look, pretty pale and sickly, like
the grass one se?s on raising an old
board sidewalk.?t-Kansas City Star.
oi. vae line of demarcation
girlhood and womanhood is
e begins to look funny when
Ohio State Journal.
.... K_v . .
iy, it will soon be time for the
>ung Thing to pick her bathmt
of the moth's hollow tooth
her to the beach.?Nashville
q protect ourselves from our
but heaven preserves us
r blunders of our well-mean- j
-lj|p ing.fri en ds.
Sjfcjr There is an awful lot of talk about
common sense, when we consider how
Ji:- .-are it really is.
I8p? Woman spends a third of her time
^vpissingr about her clothes, and man
vj^.spends two-thirds of his time earning
what they cost.
Wt"'' The quickest way to get there is to
pair as you go.
- I' A lazy man isn't worth as much as
1HEN1
Hardw
1319 Assembly St.,
R; Builders' ]
| ' Farming Machine
Paints
11 Lime, Cemeni
Telephone 1302
(A- Send Us You
3 Screen Doors, Wini
Garden Hose, wate
Freezers, Base Bal
| Golf Goods.
" Mill
J r' UNIFORMS i
Lorick &
1 Incorp
I
ri HARD
I COLUMB
an Egyptian mummy, for the mummy,
while useless, is at least interesting.
Flattery containing less than onehalf
of one per cent of truth will intoxicate.
Women should remember that there
are no paradise feathers on peacocks.
The man who always watches the
clock never sees the hands point to
the hour olf success.
Necessity never violates the law
when it is coupled with industry.
Heaped Her Memory.
' Professor." said Mrs. Newrieh to
the distinguished musician who had
been engaged to entertain her guests, i
I "what was that lovely selection you
i^lairarl "incf ndW?"
| piujvw jwv I
"That, madam." he answered, "was
an improvision.'A
"Ah, yes, I remember now. I knew
it was an old favorite of mine but I
could not think of the name of it for
the moment."?Houton Post.
The Fortunate Circumstances.
"The depot was struck by lightning
day before yesterday, and torn up considerably,"
related the landlord of the
Portunia tavern. "But as it was four
hours since the last train had went
through and two and a half till the
next one was due there were only a
I; STOMACH IN ORDER!
jj NO INDIGESTION,
N: GAS. SOURNESS |
"Pape'a Diapepein" has proven itself
; the surest relief for Indigestion, Gases,
j Flatulence, Heartburn, Sourness, FerI
mentation or Stomach Distress caused
! by acidity. A few tablets give almost
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immediate stomacn reiier ana snoruy
the stomach is corrected so you can eat
favorite foods without fear. Large case
costs only few cents at drug store.
Millions helped annually.
DRIX
?? j
are Co
Columbia, S. C.
Hardware,
is and Implements,
, Oils,
Plaster, etc.
r Orders For:
dows, Screen Wire,
sr Coolers, Ice Cream
II, Basket Ball and
i SPECIALTY
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Lowrance
i
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WARE
IIA, S. C.
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few. fellers leaning against the edifice,
and them few weren't shocked more
than just about enough to give 'em
something interesting to talk over."
Johnny Speaks His Mind.
The teacher was trying to bring out
the word "perseverance." "Now suppose,"
she said, "someone were to go
on day after day being good, and doing
good, despite all temptations and hindrances,
what would that be."
A small hand shot up.
"Well, Johnny, what would you call
it?"
"Monotonous", replied the boy.?
Boston Transcript.
True to the Last.
Jack was far from home and the
end was near.
"Do you want me to do anything
for you?" asked his friend.
"Yes," he gasped. "Write a letter
to Edith and give her my love. Tell
her I thought only of her at the end.
Er?send carbon copies to Grace,
May and Florence."?New York Sun.
Stop Those Headaches
WALTER'S
GLASSES
WILL RELIEVE THEM
Stop in and let us examine
those eyes and advise you
Eyes Examined
Glasses Fitted
0. L. Walter Optical Co.
1221 Main Street, Columbia, S. C.
Charleston and Florence. S. C.
Mee
PAl
Ma
Featuring:
More than
$35,000.00
in ATTRACTION;
for the week.
I COME TO <
The S<
What She Looked Like.
London Weekly Telegraph.
Little Bob was playing with his
mother's opera glasses, and happening
to look at her through the big
end he exclaimed:
"Oh, mamma! You are so far away
you looked like a distant relative."
nr
Our Lexington
see us when i
how cheap we <
Hats, Shoes, efc
We also ask y
pany, Batesbur
Shoes, Hats, et
Hop
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At Columbia,
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The Fashic
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The famou
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Marcl:
The Floral
The Trade:
n South Care
5 The "Palm
The crown
will be e
COLUMBIA and
Thousands wil
rath's Greats
Where Officials Are Cheap.
Paris.?The French colony of Mau- :
retapia in Africa can boast of having
the cheapest state. budget in the ,
world. In the General Secretary's
office are officials whose salaries are
70 cents a day. Officials of the department
of agriculture receive $15 ^
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friends, we invite }
n Columbia, and 1<
:an sell you high g
c. Suits $20.00 to 5
. T\
ou to visit tiope-Dj
g, for Men's and I
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Columbia, S. C
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South Carolina
to April
>n Show staged with
fashion models.
Carolina Automobile
s Scotch "Kilties" Bai
i Carolina "Better E
i 30th.
Parade, March 31 st.
s Parade, April 1st.
>lina History in firewc
Lafesta Delegates" fro
ing of the Queen of F
lected from among tf
HELP CHOOSE
II be here for
si Week of
you remain her the <>* :->
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town o;; 2fc\tn?*day night um:
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?ou to call in to
et us show you
rade Clothing,
>50.00.
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high class New
; Show,
id.
Jabies" Parade,
>rks.
m 45 counties,
'almafesta, who
le 45 delegates.
; the QUEEN
Gaiety