The dispatch-news. [volume] (Lexington, S.C.) 1919-2001, February 02, 1921, Image 2
Rode into town sitting on a beard,
ifl Game home riding in a brand new
Hp ' 'Ford.
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>A "That gosh-dinged Ford "kept right on
a-going, /
That gosh-dinged Ford keeps right
ahead;
"That gosh-dinged Ford keeps right
on a-going,
And: it'll keep on agoing till we all
are dead.
When he got to the house and turned
toward' the gate,
He shut down the throttle and put on
* " the brake;
He grabbed the reins, and got the
throttle instead,
And the eosh-dinered Ford kept a
ipluggin' right ahead.
iZeke jerked at the levers and he
:.turned off the gas,
He kicked at the pedals and he broke
+ .out the glass;
He cut all the wires and he pulled off
- the top,
But the gosh dinged Ford it .just
v" /wouldn't stop.
i
_ .Bo he pulled out his knife, and he
- - .smiled all serene,
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Cut a hole In the tank, drained out !*>
the gasoline; ?
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He ipulled out his gun. shot the tin .
full of lead,
Biri: the gosh-dinged Ford kept j <
piuggin right ahead. i
Zeke went right through the fence ]
and up through the Jane;
Miranda saw him coming, and she al- l
most went insane. I
She ran out ahead, then she stopped <
to see?
And the Ford struck her squarely
where the bustle ought to be.
She stuck out her arms as she went.
into the air;
Just as Zeke went by she grabbed
him by the h ir; ,
She hounded on the seat, landed on
the pad,
And the gosh-dinged Ford kept a
P1U56'"
Zeke steered for the shed, but just
missed the hole.
Struck an old sow, and you should
have seen her roll.
Then out through the yard they landed
in the heap,
In the big, muddy pool, 'bout six feet
/ deep.
Zeke grabbed Miranda and struck
for the shore;
He was glad it stopped, and would go
no more.
He picked up his ears, then he looked
back and said,
"Why, the gosh-din'ged thing is pluggin'
'right ahead!"
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of Cbapio
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S. J. Clark, Vice President.
L. Wessinger, Asst. Cashier.
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, Clothing, Shoes,
Hats, Caps,
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Furnishings,
Ladies
Ready-to-wear,
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jus W. L. Douglas shoes \
hoes that wear easy and :
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mage is solicited, anda
ie Lexington Folks.
5151-1 Columbia, S.C.
8TOT7EB INCREASE PENAI/TY
FOR CONCEALED WEAPONS fi
Columbia, Feb. 1.?Senator Johnson
of Allendale has introduced a bill
which would provide a much greater
penalty for violators of the law .
/
igainst carrying concealed weapons.
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[Jnder the proposed law the minimum
fine or imprisonment would be
changed from $20 to $500, with ala
ternative imprisonment of one year .
d
instead of ten days. The maximum is ^
fixed in the bill at $5,000 fine or five
years imprisonment, as against a
c
maximum of $100 or 30 days, now
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calendar with an unfavorable report.
It Works Both Ways.
"Statistics prove that marriage is
a preventative against suicide," said
Mrs. Gabb. i
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"Yes," growled Mr. Gabb. "And
statistics also prove that suicide is a
preventative against marriage."?Cincinnati
Enquirer.
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nor should
you! When your
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the result of confidence,
built upon
experience.
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Bronchitis, difficult breathing, and D
such kindred diseases. Thousands
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Price, 60c and $1.20 per
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Manufactured by
LUXGARDIA CO., Dallas, Tex.
For Sale by Harmon Drug Co.
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CITATION js lymCEL
tate of South Owr- ina, County of
Lexington.?By Geon.:e S. Drafts, a1
Esquire, Probate Jud^e. a
Whereas, Mrs. Est .-lie Keel made 01
uit to me, to grant r, rr Letters of s
idministration m ti-.. Estate of and 12
ffects of S. A Keel n
These are therefore r<< cite and ad- n
nonish all and singular the kindred s
nd Creditors of the said S. A. Keel,
leceased, that they be and appear,
>efore me, in the Court of Probate,
o be held at Lexington, C. H., S. C., ^
>n 4th day of February, 1921, next, :
ifter publication hereof at 11 o'clock
n the forenoon, to show cause, if any
hey have, why the said Administraion
should not be granted.
Given under my Hand, this 20th
lay of January Anno Domini, 1921.
GEO. S. DRAFTS, (L. S.)
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Published on the 26th day of January,
1921, in the Lexinfrton paper,
2 weeks.
DESKNVWedding
Bouquets^
FLOWERS,
For all occasions shipped
anywhere.
CHAS. L. SLIGH
FtOlUST.
1446 Main St. Phone 2761
COLUMBIA, S. C.
Our
Accuracy
Quality
Service
give you
"Well Fitted Glasses"
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Optometrist and Optician
1207 Hampton St. COLUMBIA,
S. C.
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Sanitary Meat Market
and Restaurant
Frsih native meats always on baa*.
ce sold in any quantity from 0c up.
)ur restaurant is prepared to furniak leals
at all hours. First class meak =
repared by experienced cooks.
CAUGHMAN & SOX
MEAT MARKET
Next Doer to Poatoffic*.
LEXINGTON, 3. C.
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Everything m winter and fall goods
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pin its nd stripes of mixed
oods. ^s, hosiery. sweaters,
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ius; trc- ng as they last. Baraim
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THE OLD
The Carolina Nation
W. A. Clark, President.
T. S. Bryan, V. President
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your liver active, head clear, stc MmI
sweet and bowels moving as regular
a dock by morning. No griping
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lustry and Farming i I
ire not familiar with rhe jfl
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cf benefitting the cus- | 9
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Deposits,r$600,000.00 ? :
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Washington Buggies
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our floor. I
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Mule Company, I
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