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Simple Locomotion.
"I was *Just (bikins." said one
weary tramp to nuother. with a long.
long journey in trout of them. "about
bad roads -and the wonders of sctene.
This earth is spinning round faster'n
a railway train behind time."
"Well. we ain't fell off yet.
"No. but think o' what a convenience.
It would be if we could have some
place to grab on to while, the territery
slid under our feet until the place we
wanted to go to came alug!"
The Turkish Fez.
Tshe Turk's devotioe -to the fea Is
clearly explained by Duckett Ferriman:
"The prejudice against the hat rests on
a el:ious basis. If the ramas (form of
prayer) is rightly performed the fore
head must touch:the ground. Tbebrim
ota-64 eor tie peak of a carwould
--.. Mrs leGlobe.
' aseshi~ig as tre
istnt
eatlst i amemessave oe s
. -m-oils :naten d
adstmnte setieriseso
is smurhe t i o.Sa et up to
the Ire himself-New York Sun.
Grkitumo~enr.
inseus-f wi ftell ye.s05 EdE
for appenditis is.o joke. - lekas-Ne,
but-if it were It would be a sidesplt
-in ore.-rift.
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ALL DAMAGES COVERED
and very ofent a good chanoe to start
again under better cirennstanees, is
w smiuaed by'aselityvd
eaask the pubhc to'point oat a be
tin im 'for the .amount of c I
egef thsErtopreDEi f09' Dodsu si
eas good eompany. Ani while we don't
iy oor house afire would -be y
saerak.of good lack, we do say that a
Ilfe-policy iste besext thing to it.
If not insured, call or send postal, and
we we will instantly place your house
safety.
GERALD.DAVIS CO.
Manning, S. C.
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What Thqg WII Do Sor You
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It Helps!
Mrs. J. F. Daniels, o.
Si, Ky., writes: "I was
*0 sick for 3 or 4 years,
I bad to hire my work
don, most of the time.
I veupbope. When
I began to take Cardui, I
knew, right away, it was
esipiag ma Now, I am
beger than ever iefore in
ai lfad Caidni did it.*
1W. i .'a Tonic
thous
b uklf'hred, worn
to health.
has a gentle, tonic ac
Siba on the womanly sys
tem. It goes to the cause
ottheltrouble. It helps, It
4y, 'has heiped oth
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Curious Scientifio Prediction.
Every one is familiar with the story
ften told'of the great naturalist Cu
ir to the effect that. given a single
ine, he could reconstract the - animal
o which ft belonged. 'hat a some
what similar law of organization runs
hrough the various species that form
,nen -the aninal. world is .indi
te@ Eby ' a -quaint case - of scientifc
rediction to which attention has again
ately been called. It appears that Eh
enbergTweff engaged in a study of
be :Amnute Lan'= ealled 4diatoms
'und that many species were distin
lished by the 'nuinber of rays they
ssesd:.' "in the series -of specimens
hat he had, however, he could find
mone having, respectively, twenty-sev
e,.-tw enty-nine thirty, thirty-one, thir
seYn =tom -nies forty-one, forty
wo, forty-four, forty-five, forty-six,
rty-et:and forty-nine rays. Still,
ep flcted that the .missing "species
rould some day tuba up. This pre
liction has already been verified, for
n of them have since been discov
mei ie gnly three to be account
d for-Chicago Record-Herald.
ktmfet Fever
?etYou
Fight it off. Keep
~ouriveractive and
~erwels moving
agularly and fever.
waimrt you.
[he Liquid Liver
Regulator
Tones up the liver and pre
rets fever. It digests your
od and strengthens your
dy. It does not gripe or
maueate. It's guaranteed..
50e and $1 Bottles
Ask Your Druggist
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POR SALE BY
siglers Phancy
HUShED NIAGARA FALLS.
h Roar of its Mighty Waters Once
Stilled For a Day.
Only otxee i history has the roar of
e mighty falls of Niagara been si
eed. 'rhis startling phenomenon oc
rred on March 31, 1843. Early -on
hat morning people living near the
ails were surprised by a strange hush.
; startling In effect ~as would be an
epected and tremendous explosion
an ordinirily quiet community.
Lany persons thought they bad been
Bfficted with deafness, and all were
sppressed by a sensation of dread.
With the coming of light the amazed
eople comprehended the reason for
e disquieting silence. Where they
are used to seeing the great talls was
bare precipice down the faice or whiceh
few small and constantly diminishing
trems trickled. Above the tails. in
tead of a rushing river. was .only a
aked channel, with insignificant
Iooks splashing among the rocks. All
ay long this astounding condition con
inued, and persons walked. dryshod
o the Canadian side, along the very
dge of the precipice, as far as Goat
sland. on the American side.
Early in the morning of April 1 the
amiliar thunder of the great cataract
as again heard and has never since
een silent, though similar conditions.
with like results, might prevail any
Pig. The winter of 1847-8 was one
fextreme severity, and Ice of unprece
mted thickness formed on Lake Erie.
When the breakup came toward the
nd of March a strong southeast wind
was blowing, and the ice was piled into
anks as large as Icebergs.
Toward the night of March 30 the
wind suddenly changed to the opposite
lirection. Increased to a terrific gale
d drove the ice Into the entrance of
igara river with such force that a
huge dam was formed. of such thick
ness and solidity as to be practically
npenetrable and strong enough to
hold back the great mass of water
pressing against It. At last, in the
early morning of April 1. the ice dam
ave way under the tremendous pres
sure of restrained water, and the falls
were once again one of the scenic won
es of the world.-New York Times.
Sale Under Execution.
Under and h an -x~ceution dire--c' td
to me by \lagistrate. A J.. Ric-hhurg of
Summerton in tilareudou county, I will
se-l at. public ourery for c-as;h, Monday,
January 6th. 1913. at.the sui: of the Clar
endon Hardware- Company against J. E.
J -es. rt. al . Tru<.- e- A Fricac Met ho
E ise< p-:1 Chur-- ., h - flwiu
prop-rt' !o w:t:
Al ch it It o' laud wil h he buiikhn!,.
there ot. situated in or near t- in t e c o enf
~uiimmertoo, in the county oef Clare-n
cton, State of South Carolina. known as
thr church property of the African
tlethoc:ist Episcopal Chureh, and is
-utoed on he- S outhi by .ain St. e.
t-ourded oc th- Eai-t by Scott's Branch.
on .he Nort t by the Nort h we--stern Rail
wa Compa. of South (arolina.
Purtba.er to pa. fsr papers
E. B. GA U BL1E,
Sheril Clarendon County.
Notice.
A special ex:imita.: on for ih- t ertdi
cation of teachers wi-l b.- 'w-l:i at the
cout house in Mlannini. Friday, Jantu
arv 10th, 1913. be ining protnp1t :at
nine o'clock. If there i a tracher who
has net a valid certificale. or whose cer
tiicate is about to expire, he should
take due notice of this examination.
E. J. BROWNE,
County Superintendent of Education.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
County of Clarendon.
By James M. Windham, Esq., Pro
bate Judge.
WHEREAS, W. E. Sparks. made
suit to me, to grant him Letters of
Administration, of the Estate and ef
tects of Eugene Sparks.
THESE ARE THEREFORE, to cite
and'admonish all and singular the kin
dred and creditors of the said
Eugene Sparks, deceased, that they
be and appear before me, in the Court of
Probate, to be held at Manning on the
30th day of December next, after publi
cation hereof, at 11 o'clock in the fore
noon, to show cause, if any they have,
why the said administration should not
be granted.
Given under my hand, this 17th day
of December, A. 1). 1912.
[SEAL.] JAMES M. WINDHAM,
Judge of Probate. t
The State of South Carolina,
County of Clarendon.
COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
J. J. Bryant, Plaintiff
against
Ben Bryant, Olie Oliver Bryant and
Rufus Bryant, Defendants.
Copy Summons. For Relief.
(Complaint Served.)
To the Defendants above named:
You are hereby Summoned and re
quired to answer the complaint in
this action of which a copy is her.
with served upon you, and to serve
a copy of your answer to the said
complaint on the subscriber at his
office .in Manning, S C., within
twenty days after the service hereof;
exclusive of the day of such service;
and if you fail to answer the com
plaint witbin the time aforesaid, the
plaintiff i-i this action will apply to
the Court for the relief demanded in
the-complaint.
Dated December 21st, A. D. 1912.
CHARLTON DuRANT,
Plaintiff's Attorney.
The defendants Olie Oliver Bryant
and Rufus Bryant will take notice
that the Summons and Complaint in
the above entitled action were filed
in the office of the Clerk of Court in
and for Clarendon County, South
Carolina, on December 21st. 1912.
CH ARLTON DuRANT.
Plaintiff's Attorney.
NOTICE.
All persons are notified not to hunt
or shoot, or trespass for any purpose
whatever, on lands of the Smythe,
or Cedar Grove Plantation in St.
Paul township, Clarendon county,
under penalty of the law.
ROBERT A. SMYTHE,
Attorney for Owners.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
Clarendon County.
COURT OF COMMON PLEAS.
. W. Broadway as Administrator of
the estate of Eliza C. Tindal, de
ceased. Plaintiff
against
Dukes Cain, Margaret Hodges, Susan
D. Bryan, iou Patton, Helen Ker
shaw,- Emmie T. Anderson, W. H.
Anderson and Hattie J. Briggs,
Hazel Davis, and Hattie Fischer as
members of an unincorporated So
ciety known as the Ladies Aid So
ciety of Sumtnerton, S. C., Kezia
Carson, William Dukes, Charlton
Dukes,Mary Dukes, Edward Dukes.
Elizabeth McDowell, Margaret
Cobb, Susan Dukes, James Berke
ley Cain, Susan Giles. Mary Ragin.
Della Ragin, Edward Ragin, Hatuil
ton Raitin, Malcolm Dukes, Louisa
Moffett, Sadie Oehier, Eli za Dukes.
Susie Dukes, William Dukes and
two children (names unknown) of
Pressley Dukes, deceased, and all
other persons who may be heirs or
distributees at law of Eliza C. Tin
dal, deceased, and Ezra T. Fischer,
Defendants.
Summons for Relief.
To the Defendants above named:
You are hereby summoned and re
quired to answer the Uomplaint in
this action and to serve a copy of
your answer to said complaint 'n
subsriber at his oficee in the town
of Manning, S. C., withuin twenty
days after the service hereof, exclu
sive of the day of suc-h service; and
if vou fail to answer the compn!laior
within The time atore-said, the pelane
if in ibhis act ion will app'ly to the
'ourt or The re-liet deman tdede in thie
I mplainit; and TAK NOTICE
that the summioc us a nd Cottnlali ini
the abocve sit ed action were tiled in
he office c-f the Clerk (of Court of
Common Pleas for said County and
State on D)ecember 18. 1912; further
TAKE NOTICE that no personal
claim is made against you in this
action
J. A. WVEINBERG,
PlaintitT's Attorne-y.
December 18 1912.
-fO& rI33 AUN ON1 UN0
sl ~OnO
gI3AOSIaM3
u~Nnaum
AT SEA IN- AN OPEN BOAT
An Anxious Experience Off the Roc1
Bound Coast of Korea.
The perils of the small boat at se:
are told by .lack London in an artiel
on "Small Boat Sailing" in the Yacht
ing .onthly:
'A bout the liveliest eight days of m,
1ifQ rtere spent in a small boat on th
wtan -oa.st of Korea." he writes.
was in an open boat at sampan, on
rocky coat.' where there were no light
louses and where the tides ran fron
thirty to sixty feet. My crew wer
.JIpanese fishermen. We did not spear
each other's language. Yet there wa:
nothing monotonous about that trip
Never shall I forget one particular cold
bitter dawn, when in the thick of driv
ing snow we took in sail and droppei
our small anchor.
"The Japanese crawled under a com
munal rice mat and went to sleep. I
joined them. and for several hours we
dozed fitfully. Then a sea deluged u:
with icy water and we found severa
inches of snow on top of the mat.
"It soon became a case of swamping
at our anchor. Seas were splashing or
board in growing volume, and-we baile
constantly. And still my fshermai
crew eyed the surf battered shore ani
did nothing.
"At last, after many narrow escape:
from complete swamping. the fisher
men got into action. All bands tailed
en to the anchor and hove It up
For'ard, as the boat's head paid off, we
set a patch of sail about the size of a
four sack. And we headed straight for
the rocky shore. I unlaced my shoes,
unbuttoned my greatcoat and coat and
was ready to make a quick partial stril
a minute or so before- we struck. Bu1
te didn't strike, and as we rushed in I
saw the beauty of the situation. Be
fore us opened a narrow channel,
Frilled at its mouth with breaking seas,
Yet long before, when I had scanned
the shore closely, there had .been nc
tuch channel. I had forgotten the thir
ty foot tide. And it was for this time
that the Japanese had so precariously
waited."
Cut The High Cost of Living.
W. H. Chapman, Winnebago, Neb.,
ells how he aid it. "My two childrer
ad a very bad cough and the doctor':
aedicines did them no good. I got a
Cottle of Foley's Honey and Tar Com
found, and before is was all used the
ildren were free and cured of their
ough. I saved a doctor's bill for one
- bottle of Foley's Honey and Tam
bmpound." No opiates. The Dickson
)rug C., Manning; Leon Fischer,
iummerton.
Butterflies That Live on Fish.
The butterfly was blue and transpar
nt. As through blue glass Its tiny
eart could be seen beating inside its
ody. and the professor read a news
iaper article through its lovely blue
rings. "This," he said, "Is the pter
poda, a Mediterranean butterfly. It
mats fish. On its tongue are rows of
ointed books. They serve as teeth.
rhis beautiful creature would turn up
ts nose at a garden of roses and lilies,
ut it would feast ecstatically upon a
utrid eel. Now and then a pteropoda
s found on the Florida or the Califor
ita coast It is only abundant, though,
n the Miediterranean."
Ancient and Modern.
Mr. Choate. the well known Amern
~an diplomatist, was being shown over
a very old English parish church
Pointing out an oak screen,- the rector
informed his visitor that it was "cen
tues old." "And this paneling or
the door?' Inquired Mir. Choate, muc
Interested. "Oh." replied the rector
that is quite rmodern! It was put up
nly forty years before the discovery o1
&ierca, you k'now!"-London Globe.
Buttons Barred.
"Our collection today, my dear breth
een," said the rector, "is for the cloth
ing fund. At the same time, may.
earnestly impress upon you that
though the collection Is for the cloth
ing fund, It is not necessary to con
tribute buttons?"
The Hero.
First Critic-I understand you san
Scribler's new comedy last night
Who played the hero? Second Critic
[ did. I sat through the whole thing.
Philadelphia Record.
Neithe- walls, theaters, porches not
senseless equlpage make states, but
men who are able to -rely upon them
selves-Aristides.
-Escaped After Fifteen Yfears.
-W. P. Broyles made a successful es
ape after fifteen years of suffering fros
tdney and bladder troubles. Fole:
idnev Pills released him and will d<
ust thbe same for others. He says
'They cured a most severe backacht
ith painful bladder irregularities, ani
ey do all you claim for them. Refuse
ubstitutes. The Dickson Drug Co.
,anning; Leon Fischer', Summerton.
-Dogs That Resemble Bears.
It bas already been noted by scieu
tists that certain mountain dogs have
hapes and assume attributes rese~m
bling those of a bear. Among these
logs the sheep dog of the Pyreneet
bears a closer resemblance to the beal
than most others. Although he Is sel
:lomn over twenty inches high, his bones
are very massive and his muscles ex
reeptionally developed. His fur is
thiek. consisting of long, fine, silki
hair, either black, dun colored or gray.
His head is !arge and the nose taper
lag, the eyes small, but sharp ant
lustrous and his ears always "atten
tire."' The toes and the base of the
feet are elongated and flat. The tai
[s very short or even entirely missing,
and by his manuner of climbing the
abrupt mountain slopes he may easily
be mistatken for a young bear.
Why Dreams Come True.
There is a scientific explanation of
:e fact that illness, at least, can be
~ortold in dreams. The theory is that
hen a man is dreaming his mind Is
nore sensitive than In his waking
ours, for the simple reason that his
ictual surroundings are not engaging
my of the mind's attention. Thus it
aappens that when some disease has
set In the-.maa awake does not feel it
n its earliest stages, although the ac
ive mind in a sleeping body does feel
kt. The sleeper dreams, let us say, that
c is suffering some complaint of the
eg, and two or three days later, the
lisase having developed, he finds that
a really has got a bad attack of rheu'
natism. Harvey, who disecvered the
ilrculation of the blood, records having
aad a dream in which a bee stung him
n his left thigh, on a place where a
~ouple of days later appeared an ugly
llcer. The uleer must haive been de
eloping.. Of course, at the time of the
iream, but what the man in full con
;ciousness could net perceive the man
vith c-rly an aictive mind-i. e., dream
DANGER FROM 6RUPPE
Lies in That Cough and Weak
Worn-out Condition.
Grippe, pleurisy, pneumonia, these
are greatly to be feared at this time
of the year.
To prevent grippe from being fol
lowed by either pleurisy or pneumo
nia, it is important to drive the last
traces of it out of the system quickly.
Our advice is to take Vinoa, our
delicious cod liver and iron prepara
tion without oil, and get your strength
and vitality back quickly.
- Mrs. A. A. Grabill, of Strasburg,
Va. says: "Grippe left me weak, run
down and, with a severe cough, from
which I suffered four years. I tried
different remedies, but nothing seemed
to do me any good until I took Vinol,
from which I received great benefit.
My cough is almost entirely gone, and
I am strong and well again, and I am
glad to recommend Vinol to others
who suffer as I did."
Try Vinol with the certainty
that If It does not benefit
you we will give back your money.
Dickson's Drug Store, Mauntog, S. C.
Expectancy of Life.
-All insurance is calculated upon the
probable length of time a person has
to live. This is called the average ex
pectancy. Many elaborate tables have
been made -up by the insurance com
panies. some based upon one set of
data, some upon another, and conse
quently they vary. slightly. The Brit
ish life annuity tables, a fair calcula
tion, show that a man. of fifty -has a
natural expectancy of living 21.2 years,
a woman of the same age 23.5 years;
at sixty his expectancy is 14.8 years.
hers Is 17 years; at seventy his Is 9.5
years, hers I0.9 years.
She Saw.
"Why is Mrs. Wombat wearing such
dowdy clothes lately? She spends half
her husband's income on dress. But
why is she wearing such mean looking
clothes just now?"
"Her husband's niother is visiting
her just now. See?"
The other woman saw.-Pittsburgh
Post.
This Is English--Do You Get It?
Little Johnny came running In to his
fath'er and said:
"Oh. father, r have just gained a sov
ereign and threepence."
"How's that?" said his father.
"Well," said Johnny, "I have just
bought a guinea .pig for ninepenee."
Very Thorough.
Clarice-Well, aunt, how do you like
your new doctor? Aunt-Oh, Immense
ly. He's so thorough. He never comes
to see me without finding some little
thing the nmtter with me.-Judge.
Hints For Housekeepers.
Keep Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound always on band, and you can
quickly head off a cold by its prompt
use. It contains no opiates, heals and
soothes the inflamed air passages, stops
the cough, and may save a bie doctor's
bill. In the yellow package. The Dick
son Drug Co.. Manning; T:eon Fischer,
Summerton.
Jenny Lind Hated Us..
Jenny Lind hated the Americans
She abhorred the very name of Bar
num, who, she said. "erhibited me
just as he did the big giant or any
-other of his monstrosities."
"But." said I, "you must not forget
how you were Idolized and appreciated
in America. Even as a child I can re
member how they worshiped Jenny
Lind."
"Worshiped or not," she answered
sharply. "I 'was nothing more than a
show in a showman's hands. -I can
never forget that"-Fom "The Courts
of Memory;" by Mine. Lindeueftne.
Wholesale Favors.
The young man entered the presi
dent's office and stood first on one foot
and then on the other. He dropped
his hat. handkerchief and umbrella.
Altogether he was In a highly devel
oped state of nervousness.
"Well, 'well!" said the employer.
"Out with it!"
"I have come, sir," said the young
man, and then began to stammer.
"Well, speak up! Have you come to
ask for the hand of my daughter or a
raise in salary?'
"If you please, sir." stammered the
young man, "it's both."-Exchange. -
Dead or Alive.
Two Irishmen 'were 'working on the
roofof abildingon~e day when one
>made a misstep and fell to the ground
The other leaned over and called, "Are
yez dead or alive, Mike?"
"Oi'mn alive." said Mike feebly.
"Sure you're such a lIar 01 don't
know whether to belave yez or not"
"Well, then. 01 must be dead." said
Mike. "for yez would never dare to
call me a liar If 01 wor alolve."-Phil
adephia .Record. -.
Simply a Bad Actor.
The Lady-How did you come to be
thrown out of employment? The Thes
pian-'Tis a sad but soon told tale.
madam. An ape-like audience threw
ancient eggs at munl: a mangy and
mercenary manger threw mull down a
light of stairs: a dull 'witted doorman
threw muh out into the street. and a
twice cursed tasicab threw muhl twen
ty 'feet Thus it 'was, lady.-Judge
"O oreEvolution.
"Ofcouse you believe In evolu
tion?"
"Yes," replied Mr. Cumnror. "My
own recollections of early days in the
west remind me that many a sixty
horsepower limousine can trace its
fnancial aneestry back to a 'prairie
schooner.' "--Washington Star.
The Main Difference.
"What is the real difference between
mushroomstnd toadstools?"
"One Is a feast and the other is a
funeral."-'Baltimore American.
Merely Fiction.
Minerva -Isn't it strange, mother,
that all the heroines in novels marry
poor men? Mater-Yes, my dear, but
tha'is fictin.-Judge.
Every biin that r live can do
something. Tids c le iji: do.--Carlyle.
Take the "3ire. road'' to health and
srength by usine- Fokyt Kidnev Pills
for backaca., det. b.aaisinl. weak, sore
c i d n e y s and bladder irregularities.
E~ach inaredient is chosen for its posi
ve healing and cairative qualitiEs.
Foley Kidney Pills are the best me~di
cie you can buy for kidney and bladder~
troubles. Mrs J1. M. Findley. Lyons.
Ga., says: "1 'mc T oey Kidney Pills
1nd they entire.d men~." The Dick
son Drug Co., Mauir.un: Leon Fischer.
YOUR SIXTH SENSE.
The Faculty That Enables You to Pre
serve Your Equilibrium.
It is almost a 4,000 to 1 bet..that you
don't know you bare- a sixth sense.
But you have. nevertheless. It is
known as the sense of equilibrium.
The sixth sense is located in the
semicircular canals of - the inner ear.
and whenever a person is in danger
of falling or losing his equilibrium- a
warning message is commubleated to
the brain. For years -physiologists
have been puzzled to know the func
tion of these canals, because it was
proved definitely that they had nothing
to do wit;' he sense of hearing or the
proper worsing-of the auricular organ.
Thus they came to be considered as
semicircular tubes, almbst at right an
gles to one another and full of a clear
liquid.
Scientists have discovered that these
canals enable a person.to tell what po
sition he is in no matter whether he is
blind or paralyzed. By some peculiar
process not well understood thty warn -
s when we are'about to fall and give
s the consciousness of being In any
position assumed.
Steeplejacks and- other workers on
high buildings who finally lose their
nerve and are afraid to go very far
above the ground have lost pa> of
their sense of equilibrium. Exami
nations by physicians in such instances
have shown that their semicircular
glands were diseased. It was largely
by this means that the existence of a
sixth sense was dlcevered-New York
World.
Crushing.
The English judge.- Parry, in his
book "What the Judge Saw" tells this
story of a very masterful counsel who
was not afraid to put even the bench
La its place sometimes. On one occa
sion he was arguing a case when the
Judge asked for his authority for a
certain -statement
"Usher," counsel called out in his
most rasping voice, "go into the libra
ry and bring his lordship any - ele
mentary-book on common law!"
Spider's Thread.
The thread spun by a spider is -so
excessively fine that a pound of it
would be long enough to reach around
the earth. It would take ten pounds of
it to reach to the moon and over 3.000
pounds to stretch to the--sun. But to
get a thread long enough to reach the
nearest star would require half a mil
lion tons:
Didn't Like Tax.s. -:
Cases against George Washington ap
pear here and there in old documents.
No less than three claims were entered
against him during the year 1787 to
compel him to pay taxes. The humor
ous clerk, commenting on - these ac
tions, remarked, "George .Washington.
Esq., appeareth not to like taxes."
So inquisitive. -
Mamma (after her youngest's first
day at school)-Now. Fritz, what did
you do in school today? Frita- Well.
such curious people! First the teacher
asks me what we -did at home, and
now you come and ask what we have
done In school!-Fliegende Blatter.
A Boomerang.
Mrs. Hiram Offen--'m afraid you
won't do. As nearly as I can find out
you have worked in six or seven places
during the past year. Miss Brady
Well, an' how manny giris has yerself
had in the same toime? No. less, I'm
thnkin'.-Boston Transcript.
W. R. Fox, 195 W. Washington, St.,
Noblesille, Ind., says: "Af ter suffer
:g many months with kidney trouble,
after trying other remedies and pre
-;crptions, I purchased a -box of Foley
Kidney Pills which not only did me more
good than any other remiedies I ever
used, but have positively set my kid
neys right. Other members of my fam
ily have used them with similar results."
Take as the first sign of kidney trouble."
The Dickson Drug Co., Ndanning; .Leon
Fischer, Sumimerton.
Where-a Trunk is a Box.
Don't look for the ticket agent at an
English railway station, so that you
can buy a ticket to your destination.
Look for -the "booking agent" and
"book" to the point, and, keeping in
mind that what you really want is the
baggage car, hunt up the "luggage.
van," and, having found It, remember
that if your trunk is in it It is in It as
a "box," not as a trunk.-New York
'His Excuse._
"You seem like a spiritless creature. -
I don't believe you've got enough am- -
bition to open your door when Oppor- :
tuiyknocks."
"Don't be too hard on me, ma'amn. -2
I ain't never had a door."-Cleveland :
Plain Dealer.
The Indian Runner.
A certain variety of duck, called the
Indian Runner, will produce more eggs
than a Leghorn hen, according to a
writer in the Country Gentleman, and
the young ducklings grow four times as -'
fast as chickens.
Put Himself In Bad.
The Spinster-Your face is so fa
miir to.me, professor, I'm sure we've .
met before. Distinguished Foreigner -i
-Very likely. I vos in dis country
yen I vos a young chap. - London
Opinion.
A Measure of Merit
Manning Citizens Should Weigh
Well This Evidence.
Proof of merit lies in the evdencre
Convincing evidence in Manning.
Is not the testimony of strangers,
But the endorsement of Manning peo
That's the kind of proof given here
The statement of a Manning citizen.
Mrs. It. L. Logan, Manning, S. C.,
s: "Doan's Kidney Pills have been
s beneficial to me that 1 am glad to
rcommend them. For a long time I
hd trouble from my kidneys and I suf
fered from a lame and aching back that
kept me from getting my: proper rest at
night. Doan's Kidney Pills, which I -
obtained from Dr. W. E. Brown & Co.'s
Drug Store. (now the Dickson Drug
Co.,) and used as directed, relieved me.
At the present time I am enjoying much
better health."
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