The Manning times. (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, January 10, 1912, Page 3, Image 3
When Big Gas -Crash.
The effects of two ten-inch turret
guns fired simultaneously on board a
war vessel are rather astonishing. A
correspondent on board the vessel
says: "For several moments I won
dered what hit me and where I was
hit. The glass that protects the helms
man from the weather and the win
dows of the charthouse. the glass of
which is one-third of an inch thick.
were smashed to atoms. An ink bottle
that stood on the table in the chart
house jumped about six inches. and
every drop of ink sprang out, but the
bottle dropped back to the spot from
which it jumped. Three water bottles
and three tumblers were on the table
in the smoking room. all being full of
water. When the guns were fired the
bottles and the tumblers jumped into
the air. Three gentlemen who were
in the room also left their seats. The
bottles and tumblers fell back into
their old places. but every drop of va
ter had been spilled upon the table.
though nothing had been broken."
This suggests a rather unpleasant out
look for the sailors in case of a bat
tie.-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
A Beaver's Day's Work.
A young bearer in Regent's park
gardens. London. was once placed at
work upon a tree twelve feet long and
two feet six inches thick just as the
town clocks sounded the hour of noon.
The beaver began by barking the tree
a foot above the ground. That done.
he attacked the wood. He worked
hard, alternating his labor with dips
in his bathing pond. He bathed and
labored alternately until 4 o'clock in
the afternoon, when he ate his supper
of bread and carrots and paddled about
in his pond until half past 5 o'clock.
Ten minutes later, when only one inch
of the tree's diameter remained intact,
he bore upon his work, and the tree
fell. Before It fell the beaver ran as
men run when they have fired a blast.
Then as the tree lay on the ground he
portiened it out mentally and againi be
gan to gnaw. He worked at intervals
all night. cut the log into three parts.
rolled two of the portions into the wa
ter and reserved the other third for
his permanent shelter. The work done.
he took a bath.-Harper's Weekly.
Betting In Buenos Aires.
The Hippodrome, one of the finest
race tracks in the world, is owned by
the Buenos Aires Jockey club, and its
enormous revenue is derived from this
source. The Argentinians are born
gamblers, and they wager almost in
credible sums on horseflesh- The mu
nicipal statistics of Buenos Aires show
that $25.800.000 in American gold was
wagered upon the races at the Hippo
drome in one year. This is an average
of fifty Argentine dollars for each man.
woman and child in that great city.
Naturally the reported figures do not
iE!ude all the money wagered on
horse racing, so that the true sum is
no doubt several millions in excess of
the reported figures. There are none
so old and few so young that they
. will not wager a few pesos on a fa
vorite. The tense faces -of all present
show the personal interest in the result.
The jockey club receives as its share
10 per cent of all bets, besides the en
trance fees and seat sales.-Travel
Magazine.
Victoria and Napoleon.
Queen Victoria once gave a remark
able description of her visit to the
tomb of Napoleon L. during the reign
of Napoleon III. "The coffin is not-yet
here," she wrote, "'but in a small side
chapel of St. Jerome. Into this the
emperor led me. and there I stood at
the arm of Napoleon iI. his nephew,
before the coffin of England's bitterest
foe. I, the granddaughter of that king
wtho hated him . most and who most
vigorously opposed him and this very'
nephew, who bears his name. being
my nearest and dearest ally! The or
gan of the church was playing 'God
Save the Queen' at the time, and this
solemn scene took place by torchlight
and during, a thunderstorm. Strange
and wonderful indeed!"
An Off'ensive Cravat.
A man once called upon Whistler
with a letter of introduction, and an
amusing scene followed. arising out of
the fact that the visitor was wearing
a red necktie. Whistler declared it in
terfered with the color scheme of his
room and "put him off" a picture he
was painting in quite a different "key."
Finally he obliged him to take off the
offending cravat before he would con
descend to exchange another word
with him.
The Lamb.
"Does your husband play poker?"
"Yes, but not for money."
"That so?"
"No. He wouldn't do such a thing.
When he plays it's only for fun, and
he keeps tally with little red, white
and blue checks"-Detroit Free Press.
His Pet.
Harker-Think I'll try to sell odd
Stuff em some pet dogs. Barker-Use
less job. All he thinks about Is eating.
Harker - Hasn't any four legged
friends, eh?' Barker-Only one. and
that's the dining room table.-Cicago
News.
Unidentified.
Suspicious Neighbor-Did your moth
er have a rooster for dinner yesterday.
sonnie? -Sonnie-Yes'm. Suspicious
Neighbor-A big one with black tail
feathers? Sonrie - Dunno. Mother
didn't cook the feathers.-Sydnley Bul
letin.
Regrets.
Regrets are a waste of time in every
possible instance except one-when
they become valuable lessons for the
future _ _
Foley's Honey and Tar Compound "Cures in
Every Case."
Mr. Jas. McCaffery, Mgr., of the
Schlitz Hotel. Omaha, Neb., reco
mnmends Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound, because it cures in every case.
--I have used it myself and I have reco
mmended it to many others who have
since told me of its great curative-pow
er in diseases of the throat and lungs.'
For coughs and colds it is speedily ef
fective. The Dickson Drug Co.
Not Sure of Him.
"Why are you so sure that he loves
you?"
"Because he stays away from me in
hopes he can overcome the fascinationl
of my presence. And there is but one
thing that bothers me-1 fear he will
CASTOR IA
F'or Tnfants an&Cnildren.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
:csnatnre of
The Danger of La Grippe
is it. fatal te dency to pneumonia. To
cure your a urippe coughs take Foley's
Honey and Tar Compound. R. E.
Fish.-r, Washin-tozn, Kas., says: "I was
troubled wi:h a severv* attack of ]a
grippe that thr-*atened pneumonia. A
triend advised Foley's Uoney and Tar
Compound and I got relief after taking
the first few doses I too% three bottles
and my la 2rippe was cit ed." Get the
zenuine. in the vellow package. The
Dickson Drug Co.
Bertie - I 4ont Z-.:; t? -o to b
yet. sis. I w:::t i sey d
Shepherd play erd. Luc:e-YoU V2:i
ed boy, to think we should do such a
ting! We never do it' Bertic-But
I heard mamma tell you to mind how
you played your cards when Mr. Shep
herd came.
Suspicious.
Small Nina was two years older
than the baby and had come to re
alize that the little creeper was like
to be in some mischief when quiet.
One day she called to her mother:
"Mamma. you'd better see about ba
by. I hear him keeping still!"-Chica
zo News.
Escaped With His Life.
"Twenty-one years av'o I faced an
awful de:th,'' writes, i. iB M,ti.
Port Hanrs:. S C. "Dotors said I
bad consunpt!ou andti miu d:-adful ciaug h
I bad looked like ii sure ecougi. I tried
everythinv, I could hear of,' for my
cough, and was under the treatna-n: of
the best deetor in Geor-ctown, S. C..
for a year, but could xet no relief. A
friend advised me to try Dr. King's
New Discovery. I did so, and was com
pletely cured. I feel that 1 owe my life
to this great throat andfung cure." ItLs
positively guaranteed for coughs, colds,
and all bronchial affections. 50c and
$1.00. Trial bottle free at all druggists.
BLOWING THE PIPES.
A Scotch Music Lesson by a Clever
Highland Master.
A highland piper who had a pupil to
teach originated a method by whicli.
says a writer in Blackwood's Maga
ine, hersucceeded in reducing the dif
ficulties of the task to a minimum and
at the same time fied his lesson in
the pupil's mind.
"Here, Donald," said he, "tak yer
pipes, lad, an' gie us a blast
"So! Verra weel blawn indeed. but
what's a sound, Donald, wi'out sense?
You may blaw forever wi'out making
a tune o't if I danna tell ye how the
queer things on the paper maun
help ye.
"Ye see that big fellow wi' a round
open 'face"-pointing to a semibreve
"between two lines of a bar? le
moves slowly from that line i - this,
while ye beat ane wi' your fist an' gie
a long blast.
"If ye put a leg to him ye mak' two
o' him, an' be'll move twice as fast.
"If. now. ye black his face he'll run
four times faster than the fellow wi'
the white face, and If. after blacking
his face. yell bend his knee or Vie his
leg he'll hop eight times faster th:In
the white faced chap I showed ye
irst '
"Now." concluded the piper senten
iously. "whene'er ye blaw your pipes.
Donald. remember this-that the tightet
hose fellows' legs are tied the fastex
hey'll run and the quicker they-re sure
o dance."
Kifi More Than Wild Beasts.
The number of people killed yearly
y wild beasts don't approach the vast
umber .killed by disease germs. No
fe is safe from their attacks. They're
'air, w ater, dust, even food. But grand
rotection is afforded by Electric Bit
e-, which destroy and expel these
eadly disease germs from the system.
hat's why chills, fever and ague, al
-alarial and many blood diseases yie'd
romptly to fhis wonderful blood puri
fer. Try them, and enjoy the glorious
ealth and new strength they'll give
o. Money back, if not satisfied. Only
Oc at all druggists.
Tortoise Shell.
The finest' of tortoise shelt is said to
e that which comes from the Indian
rhipelago, although much of that
btained on the Florida coast is of the
ery best quality, says the Scientifie
American. There are three rows ot
plates on the back of the animal called
-'blades" by the fishermen. In the
entral row are five plates and in each
f the others four plates, the latter
tontaining the best material. Besides
hese, there are twenty-five small
plates around the edges of the shell
kown as "feet" or "noses." The big
gest turtle does not furnish more than
sixteen pounds of shelL. Formerly the
mdershell was discarded as worthless.
but now It is much esteemed for its
delicacy of coloring. Sometimes imi
tation of tortoise shell is made of the
orns of cows.
A Policeman's Duty.
Some of the answers given by can
didates for the Chicago police force at
recent examination were:
"The duties of a policeman are to
guard the peace an'. limb of-the city."
"If I found a.man on my beat suf
fering with a broken leg I would Gsk
him his name. address, age, occupa
tion. married or single, and would then
see if he would rather go home or to
a hospital" .
"Burglary is a crime where you
crawl in a man's house with the inten
tion of intimidating to steal."---Chical
o Tribune.
No Reason For It,
Whe Manning Citizens
Show the Certain
Thr Way Out.
Teecan be no just reason why any
reader of this will continue to suffer
the tortures of an aching back, the an
noyance of urinary disorders, the dan
gers of kidney ills when relief is so near
at hand and the most positive proof
given that they can be cured. Read
what a Manning citizen says:
George June of Manning, S. C., says:
"I am pleased to make the fact known
that I have been benefited by Doan's
Kidney Pills. My kidneys troubled me
and the kidney secretions were unnatu
ral and were filled with sediment. My
Iback was lame and I did not get much
rest at night. Doan's Kidney Pills
which I obtained at Dr. W. E. Brown
& Co's Drug Store, removed the lame
ness and after taking this remedy, I
felt much better in every way.
For sale by all dealers. Price 50
cents. Foster-Milburn Co., Buffalo,
INew York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-.Doan's--and
a ke no other.
ing, nut ivot Anxious.
i sometimes observe some
ases of human -nature among
liciting their services in the
1veL.L .....ce of a marriage ceremony.
"Will you take this woman for your
wedded wife?* asked a clergyman of
a would be bridegroom.
"Yes; I'll take her." remarked the
man in a half dejected tone. "but." he
added. with surprising frankness. "I'd
rather it were her sister."
The Woman Question.
"Yes. I have just finished a treatise
on the single- tax. Next I shall grap
ple with the woman question."
"Consult me, old fellow. I grapple
with a fresh one every hour."
"How is that?"
"I am married."-Satire.
Expensive Instruction.
"Experience." said the ready made
philosopher. 'is the best teacher."
"Yes." replied the man who has had
troubles with Wall street. "but you're
so liable to go broke paying the first
installment on tuition."-Washington
Star.
A Souvenir.
Old Gentleman-Have you any hair
the same color as mine? Barber-Do
you require It for a wig. sir? Old Gen
tleman-No: I want a small piece to
give to a lady.-London Opinion.
An Artist.
Sue-You said you were going to
marry an artist, and now you're en
gaged to a dentist. Flo-Well. isn't
he an artist? He draws from real
life.
There are no tricks in plain and
simple faitb.-Julius Caesar.
AUC
HORSI
J
We will sell at
at H
50
All well-bred HORSES a
~ome HORSE and MULE C
Farmers. if you attend i
rom the West well worth
WEST ERP
- Re melt
a nly Licensd Pharr1
9' Prescriptions.
_Only Pure Drugs Us
lDickson Dr
(Suceers to W. E.
White Front Store.
(WMANN
( ewant your confi
money; we shall have the
deserve them.)
BRING
,cJO B V
TO THE TIM
Jewels on an Idol.
The jewels of an Indian idol must be
worth stealing if many of those re
markably hideous images possess such
valuable head ornaments as one made
for the idol Parthasathy. in the Tripli
cane temple at Madras. The ornament
is worth some 50,000 rupees and is
made of sovereign gold studded with
diamonds, emeralds and rubies, the lar
gest emerald being valued at 1,000 ru
pees and the biggest ruby and dia
mond at 300 rupees apiece.
The Money Power.
Braggs-It is positively absurd to.
talk about a "mopey power" in this
country. There is no such thing.
Waggs-'d just like to discus that
with you. Have you got a minute to
spare? Bragg--Not a minute. I've; -
got a note due at the bank. and they're
botherin.r me to death about it.--Life.
The Value of a Secret.
'"Pm sure." said an interviewer, "the
public would be interested to know
the secret of your success."
"Well. young man." replied the eap
tain of industry. -the secret of my
success has been my ability to keep it.
R secret."
Obstinacy.
There is something in obstinary
which differs from every other lia
sion. Whenever it fails it never re
-overs, but either breaks like Iron or
erumbles away like a decayed arch.
Went Too Far.
An unsuccessful lover was asked by
what means he had lost the object of
is affections.
"Alas." he said. "I flattered her till
he got too proud to speak to me."
'I4ON,
ES Als
ANUARY
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Saved.
"I refused to be operated
on, the -morning I heard
about Cardui," writes Mrs.
Elmer Sickler, of Terre
Haute, Ind. "I tried Car
dui, and it helped me
greatly. Now, I domy own
washing and ironing."
fl.CARDUI,
The Woman's Tonic
Cardui is a mild, tonic
remedy, purely vegetable,
and acts in a natural man
neron the delicate, woman
ly constitution, building
up strength, and toning up
the nerves. In the past 50
years, Cardui has helped
morethanamillion women.
You are urged to try it,
because we are sure that
it will do you good.
At an dg stores
SALE
ID fBt
20th, 1912
Highest Bidd
E E, S. C.,
's Livery Stal
this sale we will have s(
be able to buy stock o
ie day and place, and do
!D MULE C(
TO OUR
AND PA
We take this meti
our friends and patror
favors they have shov
year, and hope we ma
our business with you
May everyone hay
prosperous New Year
sincere wish of
JUNE
Never.
"Never" Is a word which is wrongly
defined in the dictionary.
In that book we gather the under
standing that "never" means not at
au, forevermore.
But
Each day in our broad land young
women vow that they will never for
give young, men.
Men lift their right hands to high
heaven and swear that they wilf never
take another-drink.
Husbands promise never to forget to
write every day.
Wives promise.never to make anoth
er extravagant and foolish purchase.
Candidates aver that they will never
run for office again.
Women say they will never speak to
some one any more.
In all these cases "never" means any
length of time from one hour to four
days.-Life.
Broke Three Legs. -
"Yes," said the small bay boy to the
reporter. who was looking for some
news to put in his paper; "mother fell
downstairs and broke three legs."
"Pshaw! What are you giving me.
youngster?" cried the reporter. "Don't I
be too funny. Your mother hasn't got
three legs."
."I didn't say she had," retorted the
wicked boy. "The'legs belonged to a
table which mother fell against. She
wasn't hurt at all."
Johrr o'Groat's to Land's End.
The distance in' English miles. be
tween John o'Groat's, in the extreme
north of England. to Land's End, in
the farthest south, Is about 480 miles
as the crow flies, though by the ordi
nary lines of travel. of course. the
distance is something more than that.'
OF,
JLES!
er for Cash at
>les,
50
>me MARES with FOAL,
fall description direct
n't fail to be on hand.
)IPANY.
FRIENDS I
TRONS:
tod and time in thak
is for the many kind
n us during the past
y have an increase in
for 1912,
e a very happy and
in every way, is the .
RIGBY,
"The Young Reliable"
I-p
Happy New Year!
Thanking yotall for
past patronage and
hoping to have a con
tinuance ofyour-con
fidence and trade, we
wish everybody a
Prosperous N E W
Y EA R.
Rigby Dry Goods Co
LEVI BLOCK.
IT PAYS TO TRADE AT
The Time to Insure
inow. To-morrow may be too
late.- So rmake it a point la see.
~OW us to day. Many a man has been
9 - ruined bty neglecting to dro~vide
-c proper insur.:nle on his property
.S Be warned ther-efore by some
one else's misfortuine.
IThe Manning Realty and.
Insurance Agency.
f ith every-thing you need before
~"~'~- -~ on star't out in your msachine.
~~ I have Za good Stock and aui ia
creasing it each week with the
- best, and selling it at a reason;
able profit.
-Buy an Overland Car if you
want the best.
- ~ H. HI. BRADHAM.
~'Th)Shield Yourself .
aainst all possible ei'rors in having
-' your urescription filled by bringing it
to us. When we make up a preseijin
each ingredient is checked and ouble
checked as toname and quantity so that
there isn't the remotest possibility of an
error occurring. That is the only cor
rect way -and makes it safe for you to
- .. dea! with us. Remember the name '
- ZEIGLER'S
At Manning, S. C.
-
a ceck intayento il Mc .arha ciunting out the actual
case Andthecheck is a recept for your money as well.
THE BANK OF MANNING
Sinvites you to open an account with it to-day. Then you can write checks
Sand conduct business as all successful men do. Remember also that the -
Sloss of your checkbook doesn't mean the same thing as if you lost your .
Scash.
*C. W. WELLS, Cashier- CHIARLTON DuRANT, President
: gjV>BANK AND TRUST
$ fyou look through r bank account you can always see
* prosperity ahead. A bank account opens the-way to all $
* things prosperous. Open an ~account today and'you will $
lthe fir-snt 'nnantion stne for a fortune :* :