The Manning times. (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, May 31, 1911, Page 4, Image 5

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Let im SOtayas ii- Was - X well known veterinary surgeon of Elemberg, Austria, was recently called to the telephone, when this conversa tion followed: "Hello! Is this Dr. N.?" "Yes. What do you wish?" "My horse is standing stock still on his hid legs, with his forefeet in the air, and nthing can make him come down on all fours. Did you ever hear of such a queer case? What shall I do about it?" "The case is extraordinary," replied the astonished doctor. "I can give no opinion without seeing the animal. Where do you live?" "Carl-Ludwig strasse." "And your name?" "Soblesk." Here the doctor rang off and swore softly at the- wag who had fooled him. The horse in question was the-brouze animal which upholds upon -its back the fine equestrian statue of John So bieski. king of Poland, which orna ments the Carl-Ludwig street in Lem berg. Foley Kidney Pills are a true medi cine. They are healing. strengthening, antiseptic and tonic. They act quickly. W. E. Brown & Co. Two Collars ona Dog. Having bought a dog that he admir ed, a man undertook to buy a dog col lar. The dog had a neck nearly as big as his head, and the dealer advised the man to buy two collars. "What for?" said the man. "He's only got. one neck, so I guess he can get along with only one collar, can't he?" "Maybe so," said the man, go the man went away leading the dog by his new collar and chain. In less than a week he brought the dog back. "I'm afraid I can't keep him," he said. "He is too obstreperous- I can't keep him tied up. His neck is the big gest part of him, and he is as strong as an ox, therefore it is- a cinch for him to slip his collar of." "That was why I wanted you to take - two' collars," said the dealer. 'Put both on and fasten the chain to the back collar, and he can tug- away all night without getting loose. He may commit suicide, but he won't get loose."-New York Sun. Do You Have the Right Kind-of Helpi Foley Kidney Pills furnish you the right kind of help to neutralize and re imove the poisons that cause backache, headache, nervousness;and other kid nev andbladder ailments. W. E. Brown & Co. "The Texas of Europe." In the reminiscences of Mrs. T. P. O'Connor, "I Myself," the author tells of her first meeting with Henry James, - whom she calls "a sort of Massachu settsSir .Galahad:" The first time I met him I sat next him at a dinner. I had just come to London, and he asked me if I liked it. I said I hadn't made up my mind, and he said I would-that in London you were allowed every itidependence of opinion and action, only you must con tribute something socially-beauty (and he bowed very courteously to me, and . I bowed very prettily to him) or *it or agreeableness-and then London ac cepted you. I said: "History repeats itself. In Texas, where I was. born, they say a man is not asked his na tionality, his religion or his politics, but only if he is a good fellow." "Ah," said Mr. James, "then London is the Texas of Europe.". Jolted Mark Twain. "Mark Twain," said a magazine ed itor, "brought out 'Joan of Arc' anony mously. Before he acknowledged its authorship he sometimes fished for compliments about it. One evening at a dinnerhesaid carelessly to a sen ator: "'Are you a novel'reader? "'Tes, a great novel reader,' was the reply. "'I don't suppose you're following that anonyvmous new~ serial, "Joan of "'Indeed I am, though, every in stallment. "'What dlo you think of it? Is it good? ' * "'That's hardly a fair question to ask me,' the senator, who knew the book's real author, replied. TYou see, I wrote "Joan of Arc" myself. " iI cure any skin disease. That's he price of HiUNT'S CURE, and it Sabsolutely guaranteed. A. B. Richards Medicine Co., Sherman, Texas. Sold by Zeigler's Pharmacy The Vacant Literary Throne. There Is, we mast admit, today no R T'aCh in any tongue upon the liter ary throne, no sovereign world name poetry or prose, in whom, as has apeedbefore now, not so many generations ago, in royal succession to &cott, Byron, Goethe, Hugo, Tolstoy, 11 the civilized world-Teuton, Latin, * Eelt, Slav, oriental-is interested, for jwhose new works it looks or yrhere it seeks the gospel of the day. Nabocli Rish, to use an Irish word that became a favorite with Sir Walter Scott, it idoes not matter. Do not let us nurse Ithe humor of the despondent editor rho mournfully told his readers. "Nio new epic this month." Nobody can tell how the wonders of language are performed nor how a 1book comes Into the world. Genius is genius. The lamp that today some Znay think burns low will be replenish ed. New orbs will bring light Litera iture may be trusted to take care of itself. for it is the transcript of the dframa of life, with all its actors. 2noods and strange flashing fortunes. Ehe curiosity that it meets is per etuai and Insatiable, and the impulses Ithat Inspire it can never be extinguish "ect-John Morley. CASTORIA F'or Tnfants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the In the Walke of the Measles. The little son of Mrs. 0. B. Paln Little Rock. Ark., had the meas The result was a severe cough wb grew worse and he could notsleep. ' says: "One bottle of Foley's Honey : Tar Compound completely cured I and he has never been bothered sinc Croup. whooping cough, measles cot all yield to Foley's Roney and Tar C pound. The genuine is in the yel package always. Refuse substitu V. E. Brown & Co. Old Time Taxation. During the eleven years from 1 to 1706 the Englishman over twel five who shirked matrimony was c ed on to pay 1 shilling annually, m a further sum, according to rank, 5 shillings for a gentleman and d1Os. for a duke, a tax which yieldet the revenue about ?1,000 a week. these "good old times" the Briton I to pay a tax when he took a wife another tax every time he qualified a father. Thus a dukes nuptials him ?50 4s., his heir ?30 2s., and each later male addition to his fan his joy was discounted by a paym of 25 2s. The benedict whose inec was less than ?50 a year had to i 29. 6d. on his marriage and 2 shilli every time he became a father.-I don Standard.. Wagner a Living Paradox. As an artist Wagner had unequa genius. As a man, though generc temperate and virtuous to an unus degree, he also had extraordin faults. He was egotistical and pro prone to'fierce enmities; he went extremes in everything. A living I adox; impatient, irritable and nervc noble and petty; never made a M more friends- and more enemies. was 'urshiped and hated. Taken In all, musically he stands as the U: notable figure of this age. - Do "Famous Composers." With a "G." "Gentlemen," said the lawyer for defense in closing his eloquent I impassioned speech, "all I demand my client at your hands is justi< justice with a large GI" The principal of the district se was on the jury, and the- verdict I guilty-with a large G.-Chicago T ine. Many- Sided Question. Miss Lonely-You ought to be C Tl, Kitty. Marriage is a serious3a ter. The Maid (who has a proposa Yes, ma'am; but staying single i serious matter too.-Columbus Ledi Fatal Anyhow. "Won't you try a piece of my wi angel cake?" "Will it make an angel of me?" "That will depend on the kind c Nfe you have led."-Housto3n POst Out to Be In. Never be in your place of busi when a,.erson wants to borrow mO of you, because if you are in you' be out, but if you are out you wi] in.-London.Answers. Warning to -Railroad Men. E. S. Bacon, 11 Bast St.., Bath, l sends out this warning to railroad 'A conductor on the railroad, my w caused a chronic inflammation of kidneys, and I. was miserable and played out. A friend advised F< Kidney Pills and from the day ,I e menced taking them, I began to reg my strength. The inflammation cles and I am far better than I have 1 for twenty years. The weakness aizzy spells are a thing of the. past I highly recommend Foley Kid Pills." W. E. Brown & Co. Foolhardy Snake Keeper. The only fatal case of snakes bitt record in the London- zoological dens was directly. due to the fool ness othe victim. He was in cly of the snakes and, \comg in morning with some friends, begar boast of his power over the creati and the extent to which they wt submit to be played with by one wi they knew. This led to practical periments. The overconfident ket took an Indian cobra from its c fortable sleeping place and, declai he was a snake charmer, proceedes swing it about his head and play oi tricks with it. A native snake cha er would have known there was more certain way to rouse the sna temper than this, for the race abi rough handling or sudden movenr of any sort. The result of the ex1: was that the keeper was bitten on nose. He was hurried off to the ] pital, but died in a few honrs.-Lon Globe. The Dreadful Looking Person. Rodin, the world famous Fre sculpter,- has had -a wonderful cari and, like most men who have ri from obscurity to farne, he still serves much of the simplicity of early days. One day he was enterta ig a few artists, among them a ( man who had never before visited sculptor. At dinner they were wai on by a particularly plain looking ma. "I'm surprised." remarked the ( man during one of the woman's sences from the room. "litha should have such a very dreadful IC ingperson about you. Why don't ; get a nice, good looking young hot keeper?" There was a sudden ghastly sile2 Then Rodin smiled. "I don't like to be waited on at m~ by servants,'' he explained. "~ dreadful looking person is my wife Days of Dizzinet Come to Hundreds'of Manni People. There are days of dizziness; Spells of headache, languor, ba Sometimes rheumatic pains; Often urinary disorders. All tell you plainly the kidneys Doan's Kidney Pills are for kidi Here is proof of their merit in M Mrs. Joseph Wells, of Manning, S. says: I was afilicted with kidney et plaint and I sutiered intensely from di nagging backaches,headaches and di spells. Doan's Kidney Pills proved be just what 1 needed and I had: used them long before I was entir relieved. I got this preparation fr Dr. W. E. Brown & Co.'s Drug Sti and I cheerfully recommend it." For sale by all dealers. Price cents. Foster-Milburu Co., Buffa Ne w York, sole agents for the Unil States. Remember the name-Doan's -a fSiaves of the Russian Pass'prt. er, A peasant leaves his home to seek les. for work as a field laborer wherever ich he can find work to do, and, like every Rhe 11ussian, male and female, he takes d is passport with him, which is quite Lrn e." as much a part of him as his soul is. igh It is always a half yearly passport, >m- :which he must renew at the end of low six months, sending it home in a reg es. istered letter to an offlical at his na tive place and inclosing the legal fee and something over for the trouble. The time of renewal draws near; the workman gets a demand for a new passport. Through official neglect or other reason the passport fails to come il in - time. The honest workingman, who is earning his bread in the sweat of of his brow and by the practice per haps of -exceptional sobriety is trying It to earn a pittance for his family, is In arrested suddenly and sent home ad that is, is flung into a forwarding Ld prison, whence he emerges to join a as convict party, which contain the cream ost of criminality, and is made to suffer for torments before he gets home. Whin M he arrives he gets his passport and is eat a free agent-once more a loyal sub me ject-E. B. Lanin. ay Fixing Up the Horse. on- If you had a highly intelligent thor oughbred- horse to which you were greatly attached, what would you do for him in order to bring him to the led highest point of efficiency? m Would you teach him, at great incon venience and after many repetitions, tr to smoke from ten to fifteen cigars a ad, day, and would you mix with his oats to all the way from s. pint to a quart of ~Zr alcohol? Would you re-enforce this by us, overloading his stomach with highly an spiced food and add all the narcotics He that were in the market, such as tea, al coffee, etc.? Would you keep him in ost a heated stable without any fresh air, le's rnake him sit up at all hours- of the night and permit all the veterinarians in the neighborhood to hold consulta tions and operate upon him as often the as they needed the money? tnd And if you did all this, what sort of for a race would you expect that horse to e- win?-Life. 0ol Ancient Football. M Philip Stubbes wrote in 1583 in- his book on "The Anatomie of Abuses:" "For as concerning football I pro test unto you it may rather be called e a freendly kinde of fight than a play at- of recreation; a bloody and murthering - practice than a felowly sporte of pas I)- tyme. For dooth not every one lye in a waight for his Adverserie, seeking to ;er. overthrow him and to picke him on his nose, though it be on hard stones, so that by this meanes sometimes their le's necks are broken, sometimes - their backs, sometimes their legs; sometimes their arms, sometimes one part thrust f a out of joynt, sometimes another; some times the noses gush out with blood, sometimes their eyes -start :out-fght ing, brawling, contention, quarrel pick Less ing, murther, homicide -and great effu ae sion of blood, as experience dayly will teacheth." be Relics of the Incas. The Inca period- has left us remark able traces, especially. in the magnifi ie., cent roads- Broad, beautiful ,turn rs': pikes, now only partially preserved, ork run for a distance, of over 2,000 miles the from the coast to the plateau and the *all -foot of theshighest peaks. We ujharvel ey at th' skill of the ~Inca engineers, es a pecially in the magnificent stairways red hewn in the rock, in theflling upof en deep ravines, in the paving with pon and derous flags. In several places have and been found the remains of a former as ney phalt covering to these roads. At cer tain intervals are found the ruins of custom houses and laid out grounds and fortifications, of which the most onm interesting specimen is the fortress of SCuzco, built about the year 1000, and is- plundered and destroyed by ?izarro in rge 53-Centuy Path. . The Club. An exclusive dining society in Lon uddon is the oxie bearing the arrogant omtitle the Club, which since its foun dation has been limnited to thirty-five per members. yohnson, Burke, Reynolds m and Goldsmith were among the orig "i inal members. Garrick- and Boswell ito joined in 17?S and Gibbon and For hin 1774. Of the eighteen 'premiers in the nineteenth century nine were nmembers of the club, For, Liverpool, m's anning, Russell, Aberdeen, Gladstone, ers Salisbury, Lord Rosebery and Mr. etBalfour.-odo pectator. the The Orator's Fate. LOS "Some orators," said Senator Sor oghum reflectively, ."make me think of our parrot." "The one whose head you chopped ich ff?" "Yes. He had to take all the blame s for what somebody else insisted on his n,e- saying."-Washingtoni Star. tin- Asking Too Much. ter- "My dear," said Mr. Clarksoni, "I the don't want you to think I have any de ted sire to criticise you for 'the way you wvo- anage, but really we must try to live within our income." ser- "Within our income? Goodness! And ab- be regarded by everybody in. our-set as rou eccentric?"-Judge. rou Doubled Her Capacity. tse "Mrs. Garber, fell downstairs and~ bit ~her tongue in twro.".. Le. "I feel sorry for her husband. She iwas a terror when she had only one als tongue!" Vice Versa. -Teacher-I would like some one in ~the class to define the maning of vice ~versa. Bright Boy-It's sleeping with your feet toward the head of the bed. Good deeds ring clear through heav ng like a bell.-Richter. Tsar and Czar. Frequently the inquiry is made as to why the spelling tsar, to designate k-. the emperor of all the Russias, should be preferred to czar. The most nat ural and obvious answer is that the spelling indicates the Russian pronun tre' cation of the word, which czar does not. The 'title comes from an old Slavonic word. which some authorities iey are agreed is not derived from the Latin caesar. but there are authori in- ties who hold that its ultimate deriva tion is from the Roman. The origin C., of the common spelling is supposed im- to be the writings of Herberstein, ill, about 1550. The letter "c" In Roman 'Slavonic has the sound of "ts." The yletter was copied, but the sound was to not. The letter "z" never belonged in ot the word. The spelling czar is now ly regarded by many as old fashioned. )m With some Germans the spelling is, re zar, which is pronounced tsar. Many of the French have adopted tsar as 50 the spelling. and that form is increas ing in E&nglish. The London Times, a 'most careful authority, employs it, and ed so does the Encyclopedia Britannca in its supplementary volumes.-Chica Have You Voted ? You can own this Piano without any cost tolyou. Are you ready for it? It is a Seminole, handsome in case de sign and superb in tone. The singing. qualities are re markably sweet. and it is a favorite with many prominent musicians. It will be given away to the most popuiar person, school, lodge or ::urch. Each cash payment at our store.entitles the customer to a vote. - Get busy and enht the aid of your friends and secure this magnificient prize, a Seminole $4.50 Piano. COME AND SEE THE PIANO. It is worth your while to investigate the merits of this beautiful piano. It is just the instrument you would want to buy and to think you can secure it free for just a little hustle on your part. HOW TO WIN. Request your friends and neighbors to spend their money at our place and cast their votes for you. If your Sunday Sbhool has been needing a Piano, work for this one. If you have been wanting a Piano and have not felt just ready to make a purchase, just a little hustle among your friends and the placing of your tiade with us will secure this elegant., high-grade Piano Free. - Our line.of Goods is just as complete. We have as good values and extend as many courtesies as any place in town. We will certainly appreciate your trade. You have the chance securing the Piano, and your friends will not hesitate to trade with us if you suggest that it will help you to secure this Piano. Rigby Dry Goods Co LEVI BLOCK. 4 L IM , EM N T Acin PlaterShinles aths Fir LIMORS EMENT AcOrer Plastergles Toohsl ::i:: SUiER SUTHARL N lour, hip Tuff, Bran RMiRxE mitae Cnsedn o ihckeni feyubnkdyurmny and ianbgles aprinegoney nd hearn desn'brnlk cashin Ordcer. OneToo Large our e To o earl ysedyt Reliabe Spring CAONA AtD.Hrshans 4.tat fll e aidabe mtae. avyou eve tohil ourhowmn mistakes nning, you htavoi ifyoe nen d ou oetyin and lear by ar pl easa l justeeMoe asndvetisea an ontu rnlk 4. cashi n c y our p oket trde o ui youoke ot wil as edyt 4. takeAitout.tby anything you thelie o tMen Bocean's, nin men an hlrnsCohiga u rcs At DHilrschman. A Joke on'the Artists. Some years ago there was a colony of : artists painting in a Maine village g: some twenty miles from Prout's Neck. C All were enthusiastic admirers of S' Winslow Hbmer, and all, having had a as go at the painting of rocks and sea and realizing how difficult was the task, C bethought them of Homer. only twenty miles away. How refreshing it would - be to have a glimpse of. the man's work in his studio! Fully aware that 'it was not his custom to admit stran gers, they ventured upon the pilgrim age to that shrine. They counted on his waiving the rule where it con cerned a group that contained at least S .one full fledged national academician - and several associat' of that august k, body. They all wen.. .o Scarborough e (Prout's Neck), put up at the hotel and sent him a joint note, signing their names and begging that he would re- S ceive them. When the messenger re- - turned they read with dismay that - Winslow Homer presented his compli p ments and begged to be excused from receiving "art students." The jokewas so good that the stOry was given out in artistic circles.-Arthur Hoeber in - World's Work. Mock Suns. - Mock suns. are similar in point of d rigin to the ,mirages of the desert. s ;only they occur in the arctic circle. As the long winter night of the polar region wanes, once every twenty-four -hours a slight glow is seen at' some point on the horizon. Often accompa nying this glow is seen the phenome- , ton of .the mock suns. Several de grees up in the heavens as many -as five of these spectral orbs have been seen at one time. Invariably they are an connected is a geometric' figure.. the suns seemingly 1ibund 'together with circles and arcs of light. -Often. ;When only one appears it is istaken for the real god of day. and' natives rejoice at the early end of the long vinter night only to be disappointed as the image disappears. The expla nation of the phenomenon is given by physicists as refraction 'and -reflection -of light from.the real sun:.below the horizon on 'the mists in the upper at mosphere--St. Louis Republic. Crossing the Bar. Tennyson's famous poem Crossin the Bar'' was written, said 'his son, I in, the -poets *eighty-first y -ear, . "On aj day in October-:when 'we came from Aldworth -to Farringford. Before reaching Farringford he had had the 1 moaning of the bar' in his mind, and after dinner he showed me the poem written out 'That is the crown- of your life's worlij'"' said his son, who was the first man after. the poet -to read "Crossing the Bar", and who passed the: first. criticism upon 'it in such fitting and.. generous language. "It came in a moment," said the poet, and he explainiddthe pilot as the Di -vine and Ulnseen -rho- is always. guzd-. Ing us. A day ttro' before-e died the poet, eming his son to. his bed -side ,said, "Mind you put 'Crossing the Bar':at the-end of all editions of my Spoems." .. Parental Tactics. A worried parent is sometimes oblig ed to do something like this: 'Pa, what is 'a transcendentalist?' "Have you chained up the dog as I told-you?' "Not yet. pa." "Well, dolxlat, and when ohtcome -back I -will tell you what a'transcen + dentalist Is." - * While Bolbby was gone his .astute _ + parent dug the needed information out + of a dictionary.-Biringham Age-Her- _ + 2t e eisSpetr29th. + Entraxice examination at all coun ty seats on Friday, July 7th, at 9 a. m.an * The College is endowed, enabling + it to maintain the highest standards. It offers complete 4-year ceaurses in 0111 + Ancient and . 'Modern Languiages, + Mathematics. History, Economies, am gScience, ane Egineering., + Courses for B. A. S. and B. S. de + gree with Engineering. SA free tuition scholarship to each SCounty of South Carolina. Vacant~ + Boyce sebolarships, giving S100 a $year and free tuition, open to com +petitive examinations in September. 4 -Expenses reasonanble. Terms and catalouges on application. Write to - Harrison Randolph,.Pres., Charlaston, S. C. Th Sheriff's Sale., +. Foreclosure of Mortgage. + STA TE OF SOUTH CAROLINiA, 4' COUNTY OF CLARENDON. ' tO .COURT OF COMMON PLREAS. gal $J. S. McClamn, Plaintiff, +against W. L. Locklair, Defendant. +. Notiee of Sale. the + Under and by virtue of a decree of $ foreclosure and sale in the aetion above stated, issued out of the Court + of Common Pleas for the Cdunty and int4 State aforesaid, dated May 11th, 1911, + and to me directed, I, the undersigned Sheriff of the said County of Claren Sdon, will sell before the court house I + door at Manning in the County and3 State aforesaid, on the first Monday I in June, 1911, being the fifth day thereof, between the legal hours of sale, at public aucti'on, to the highest bidder, for cash, the following lands - aid tenements situate in said County of Clarendon, to wit: "All that certai-n piece, parcel or Etract of land situate, lying and being in the County of Clarendon, State of South Carolina, containing t wo hun dred (200) acres and bounde~d as fol lows: On the North by lands of Mrs. Julia Young; on the East by lands of ED. H. Welch; on the South by lands of L. J. Brockington,and on the WVest * Eby lands of D. 1. Johnson, same being Ethe lands upon which I now reside." Terms of sale, cash; purchaser to pay for papers. E 3 ABE - Sheriff Ciarendon County. E Dated May 13th, 1911. KILLTHCOUOH no ANCUREmhLUNGS ba WIDIR.KING' cu al AND ALLITHROAT AND LUNG TROUBLES N~ GUA RANT EED $AT/SFACTORY OR MONEY RENUNDED. LOANS NGOTIATED ~ On First-Class Real Estate Morages. DA Purdy & O'Bryan, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, TfH'E" TOPEKA < Fireless Cooker! d and The Ideal STEAM COOKER! Two wonders-in the kitchen. The Ladies are invited to inspect these. A new and* beautiful line of 'HAMMOCKS just received.- Reed's guaranteed Enamel Ware. Farmers'. Supplies in eve fin Paints. Oils, and Varnishes. In fact eerN thing in first-class hardware can awayse found at. Where. Cam be Fo The Celebrated Prspert Implements. The Reautiul-Sanitar a a ing-ALABASTINEI; The High-grade Paints a a ish Stains The. Inoiarable- " Ste s! Ranges. The Matchless for Strnt.A can Wire Fence' - TheF. EvelastingHioery Leat Collars. The Full Stok of Har ne elwar'e and Crockery The Hearty Welcome foral Many Friends at The, ithe Aud obi peop kn it m!s y practical business Automobile on the r offering FOR $450.00 e most practical economijcal, and certain GUARANTEED go over 20 miles of our worst road wit lon of gasoline. We guarantee the springs not to break load or the road. Write or ask us about this machine ~rested. Take it from the oldest man in the bunch," : is the chew for men. No spice-no excessiv thing to hurt your stomach-just good old Nor ::co, properly aged and perfectly swe'tene-. >n't give you heartburn. It's our treat to put you on to the real thng ii t out this ad. and-mnail to us with your name ractive FREE offer to chewers only. LIIPFERT SCALES CO., Winston-s Address......... ....-- - - ---- C. DA\-IS. J. A. WEINBERG. JOHN G. CAPE'RS Ex-Com! JOSEPH D. WRIG VS & WEINBERG, CPR ATTORNEYS AT LAW . MANNING, S. 0. Ev:E mpt attention given to collections. TelePohne