The Manning times. (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, May 24, 1911, Page 3, Image 3
Thi Change That Was WrGught.
The little man was explaining to his
audience the benefits of physical cul
tre. "Three yiars ago," he said, "I
was a miserable wreck. Now, what do
you suppose brought about this great
change in me?' "What change?" said
a voice from the audience. There was
a succession. of loud smiles, and some
persons thought t'o see him collapse.
But the little man was not to be put
out. "Will the gentleman who asked
-What change? kindly step up here?'
he asked suavely. "I shall then be
better able to explain. "That's right!"
Then, grabbing the witty gentleman
by the neck: "When I first took up
physical culture I could not even lift a
little man. Now (suiting action to
word) I can throw one about like a
bundle of rags." And finaly he flung
the interrupter half a dozen yards
along the foor. "I trust, gentlemen,
that you will see the force of my argu
ment and that- I have not hurt this
gentleman's feelings by my explana
tion! There were no more interrup
tions.
Foley Kidney Pills are'a true medi
cine. They are healing, strengthening,
antiseptic and tonic. They act quickly.
W. E. Brown & Co.
Lightning Rods.
There were no lightning rods In' an
cent timin The frst one that the
world ever saw was set up by our
own Illustrious countryman Benjamin
Franklin shortly after the year 1752.
He had just had his celebrated experi
ment with the kite, in which he dem
onstrated the identity of lightning
with electricity, and was therefore
prepared for the construction of the
rods for which the world had waited
so long. It is not generally known
that rankin was as distinguished in
science' as he wa' In statesmanShip
and diplomacy.-Exchage.
As it Really Was.
On the morning after his first ap
pearance on the stage the confident
but untalented youth met a friend
who had witnessed his first perform
ance "What do you think of my. act
lug?- asked -the would be Hamlet.
"That wasn't actim," replied the
friend. "That was misbehavior."
Do You Have the Rightind of Help
Foley Kidney Fills furnish you the
right kind of help to neutralize and re
move the Poisons that cause backache,
headache. nervousness, and-other kid
nevand bladderiilments. W. E.Brown
&Co.
Held Bible and Rudder.
Someyears ago Japan was neitherso
reenor so friendly with other nations
as she is today. In those old.days
2when: a foreign ship, entered the Japa
ese ports the-captain-was obliged to
lace his Bible and rudder in charge
of the chief, offlcer..of the .port and
leave them there until he was ready
to sa".- Of course he wouldn't sail
.wlthout either, and the Japs could
easily keep tabs on the movements of
ZA'shIpsin their harbors.
Thse Seven Sleepers.
Thie seven sleepers of Ephesus, a fa
voit. subject in medieval art, 'were
seven Christians' who to escape the
persecution of Decius concealed them
'selves in a cave whose mouth was
-closedi by their enemies. The cave was
rzedscovered *2( years *af'ewad
when the sleepers spioke youthful and
in perfect health.,
Both Wrong.
"You have deceived me," she comn
plalned.: "You gave me to understand
that you were rich'
"Well, you deceived. me, too:' he r -
plied. "You caused me to believe
that you ,would be brave and cheerful
I t ever became necessary for us to
est alog on a small income."-Judge.
1.ike the Egg.
"He always was a bad egg, but no
Iody seemed to notice it while he was
sich."
"Yes; he was all rlght unti he was
Ibroke."
A Wedding.
AR lttLegi of three and a halfbyears
~eflned a wedding as "it's when a lady
* goes into church 'with a curtain on her
head and comes out 'with a man."
Ill cure any skin disease. That's
he price of HUNT'S CURE, and It
iabsolutely guaranteed.
A. B. Richards Medicine Co.,
.Sherman, Texas.
Sold by
Zigler's Pharmacy
Jefferson Davis and His Nerves.
.J.eferson Davis shrunk from the
sight of every form of suffering, even
$n imagination. When the "Babes In
the Wood" was first read to him, a
.grown man, in time of illness, he
,rould not endure the horror of it.
His sympathy with the oppressed was
almost abnormal, "so that," says Mrs.
Davis, "it was a -difficult matter to
keep order with children and serv
ants." All this shows that he was
nervous, sensitive, which is a terrible
handicap to a leader of men. He suf
fered always from nervous dyspepsia.
and neuralgia and "came home from
his office fasting, a mere mass of
throbbing nerves and perfectly ex
liansted." He was keenly susceptible
to the atmosphere about him, especial
ly to the moods of people, "abnormal
ly sensitive to disapproval. Even a
child's disapproval discomposed him."
And Mrs. Davis admits that this sen
sitiveness and acute feeling of being
misjudged made him reserved and un
approachable. It made him touchy as
to his dignity also, and there are sto
ries of his cherishing a grudge for
some insignificant or imagined s~ght
and punishing the author of it.-Gama
liel Bradford. Jr., In Atlantic.
CASTOR IA
For Tnfants and Children.
The Kind You Hara Always Bought
In the Wake of the Measles.
The little son of .1s. 0. 13. Palmuer,
Li:tle Rfock. A k.. had the measIcs.
The result was a severe cough which
grew worse anct be could notsleep. Sbe
says: "One bottle of Foley's Honey and
Tar Compound completely cured himi
and he has never been bothered since.'
Croup, whooping cough, measles cough
all yield to Foley's Honey and Tar Com
pound. The genuine is in the yellow
package ahvays. Refuse substitutes.
W. E. Brown & Co.
Irving and His Money.
John Hare, the English actor, said
that one of 'the failings charged to
Irving's account was-that of extrava
gance-that he did not know the value
of money. It is quite true be did not
know the value of money for himself,
but he knew its value to others- He
knew its value to the poor and .
less, and to these he gave with a
lavish hand. .
Once, not long before his, death,
playing a three nights' engagement in
an unpretentious midland town, his
habit was to drive nightly to the thea
ter (a very short distance from his
hotel)..in the same dilapidated fly. The
fare was a shilling. The conveyance
was shabby, the driver old, poor and
worn out. At the conclusion of the
engagement, on entering his hotel, Irv
ing said to the landlord, "Have you
paid the cabman?" "Yes, Sir Henry."
"What did you give him for himself?"
"I gave him half a crown, Sir Henry."
".Give him a sovereign," was the re
joinder; "he drives very well, and he
doesn't drive often."
The Myth- of the Doones.
How largely Mr. Blackmore drew
upon his..imagination for the story of
"Lorna Doone" is made clear by F.
W. Hackwood in his book, "The Good
Old Times." There -were, in fact, no
Doones. The word was simply a local
bogy, a modified form of "Dane," a
memory of the' faroff times when the
viking invaders harried the land. "The
only vestige of actuality discoverable
is a faint tradition that a fugitive from
the battle of Sedgmoor, to escape the
hangings of Judge Jeffreys, appropriat
ed the ruins of some wretched huts in
recesses of the Badgworthy glen, now
'the Doon valley,' finding there a safe
retreat in which he reared a consider
able famiy, which managed to eke out
a living by committing petty depreda
tions in the district. The 'last of the
Doones,' an old man and his grand
dghter, are said to have perished in
the snow during the winter of 180."
Joy In Store For Some One.
'Among the advertisements in a
monthly magazine we find this:
For Sale or Ezcbange.-A fne -o70g
male bobcat and a female coyote; also a
mandoLin and pair of ieldglasses.
Such opportunities as this are not
often offered. The fieldglasses most
of us could mnge to do without, but
the male bobcat, the female coyote
and the mandolin would go far to
make life happy for any reasonablein
dividual. . All these are productive of
music, and music gives joy to all right
ly constituted persons. There are, of
course, some people who cannot play
upon a mandolin, but anybody can
play upon a bobcat or a coyote. This
fine chance to get a varied and inter
eting collection of musical instru
ments .will undoubtedly bring many
replies.-Rochester Union and Adver
tiser.
The Laziest People.
There is nodobtthat the mos re
among the laziest people in the world.
Exceptin i'are cases they will not take
the trouble to learn when they are
young, and afterward, if they. have
learned, they will not exert themselves
to apply their knowledge to any object
which require a sustained .effort.
That they possess effort is known te
Iany one -who has seen Mfalays engaged
in any enterprise which savors o1
sport . They do.not mind the trotfbl
if there is only some risk and excite
ment in the work-Times of Malaya.
A Marked Judge.
The descriptive reporter of a certain
daily, paper in describing the turnina
of a dog out of court by order of the
bench recently- detailed the occurrence
as follows: "The ejected canine as he
was Ignominiously dragged from the
room cast a glance at the judge foi
'the purpose of being ab~le to identify
b/m-at some future time."
Warning to Railroad Men.
E. S. Bacon, 11 Bast St., Bath, Me.
sends out this warning to railroaders
A conductor on the railroad, my worn
caused a chronic inflammation of thi
kidneys, and I was miserable and al
played out. A friend advised Fole:
Kidey Pills and from the day I comn
menced taking them, I began to regaih
my strength. The inflammation clearei
and I am far better than I have bee:
for twenty years. The weakness an<
:hizzy spells are a thing of the past an<
I highly recommend Foley Kidne;
Pills." W. E. Brown & Co.
Three of Them.
Dearborn--Do you know the sever
wonders of the world? Wabash-Well
I know three of them. Dearborn-Only
three? Wabash-Yes. I'ye only goi
three sons, you know.-Exchange..
Desperately ilI.
Mrs. Parke-Your husband has bee:
1Il, hasn't he? Mrs. Lane-I never saw
*him so ill. Why, for two weeks hi
never spoke a cross word to me.
Kindness is a language the dutml
can speak and'the deaf can -hear and
znderstand.-Bovee. -
Days of Dizziness
Come to Hundreds of Manning
People.
There are days of dizziness:
Spells of headache, languor, back
Sometimes rheumatic pains;
Often urinary disorders.
All tell you plainly the kidneys arf
Doan's Kidney Pills are for kidney
Here is proof of their merit in Man.
Mrs. -Joseph Wells, of Manning, S. C.
says: "I was aillicted with kidney comn
plaint and I suffered intensely from dull
nagging backaches,headaches and dizzi
spells. Doan's Kidney Pills proved tc
be just what I needed and I had noi
used them long before I was entirely
relieved. I got this preparation fron
Dr. W. E. Brown & Co.'s Drug Store
and I cheerfully recommend it."
For sale by all dealers. Price 5(
Seents. Foster-Milb urn Co., Buffalo,
New York, sole agents for the United
States.
Remember the name-Doan's-and
A Sixth Oonse.
A.n interesting discussion arose at a
recent college lecture concerning the
:instnct of direction" 'possessed so 4
marvelously by savage races and by
nnimls. Undoubtedly animals are
aided largely by scent. In the case ot
humans it is different, and some of 4
the pupils argued that the primitive
man is able to End his way in the
densest forest without taking note of
the sun, the wind, the lay of the land
or the course of the streams. There
fore it was said he must be guided by.
a sixth sense because none of the reg.;
ular five senses could aid him. Other 4
pupils, however, argued that the In
dian found his way in places where
there were no apparent guides be
cause he knew how, because he had
learned all his life bow to do it, just
as the writer, for instance, will write
page after page of copy, spelling all
the words correctly, but yet cannot if
asked to spell a siniiple word- This is
because he learned the words long
ago and his spelling is purely me
chanical. It is so with the Indian
finding his way through the woods.
Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
Fiction or History.
After all, fiction is not always the
-worst place in which- to look for his
tory. There is a story of Mr. Disraeli
at the time of his extremely bumptu
ous youth when he had just returned
from his travels in the east. As a
young man, much. under thirty, he
met Lord Melbourne, who was then
prime minister, at dinner. Lord Mel-.
bourne proceeded to discourse on the
eastern question, but instead of listen
ing to the prime minister with the re
spect which he ought young Disraeli
said, "It seems to -me that your lord
sip has tnken your knowledge of the
east from 'The Arabian Nights.'"
Some prime ministers I have known
would have snubbed the young man
severely. Lord Melbourne was not of
that kind. He rubbed his hands with
great cheerfulness and- said to the
young man, "And a devilish good place
to take it fromr-Lord Rosebery in an
Edinburgh Address.
Warming the Eggs. .
There was once an old lady-di Scot
land who -kept a few hens. As she
lived close to the house in which a
church minister lived he asked her to
send him two new laid eggs every
morning and he would pay her for
them.
So the old lady sent her girl to the
minister's house every moning with
two eggs, and the minister's servant
always thought the eggs were newly
laid because they felt quite warm, As
if they had just been taken from the
hen's nest.
But one day the eggs were- cold, so
the servant asked: "Are the.eggs fresh
today, Janey? They do not seem
warm."
The simple girl'looked at the maid
and then said, "Ou, aye, they're quite
fresh, only my mother could not get
the cat to sit on them- this mrning,
as it ran away."
Locating Icebergs.
The captain of an ocean steamer in
most cases finds out when his vessel
is approaching an iceberg from the
men down in thie engine room. That'
sounds queer, but it is a fact never
theless- It appears that w hen a.
steamship enters water considerably
colder than -that. through which it has
been going its propeller. runs faster.
Such water usually surrounds the vici
nage of icebergs for many miles.
When the propeller's action therefore
is accelerated withqut the steam pow-.
er being increased word is' passed up
to the officer on the bridge that ice-.
bergs may be expected; and a close
lookout for them is established. There
are natural reasons for the propeller
acting in this way, and sea captains
will assert the same thing.
A Remarkable 'Shawl.
The empress of Russia pas once-pre
sented with a shawl of a remarkable
kind. It is contained in a bor only a
few inches squar'e, in which.it fits eas
ily, yet when it is shaken out it is ten
yards square. This notable gift was,
the work of some women weavers in
Orenberg, southern ussia, by whom it
was presented. The box contining it
is of wood, 'with hinges, hoops and
fastenings of beaten silver.
Trapped.
"I saw the cutest thing today," be-.
gan Miss Passay coyly. " It was a
painting of the-er-what is the name
of that little god that represents mat
rimony?2"
"Well, now," said .Mr. Timmid,
"you've got me."
"Oh, Mfr...Timmid, this-is so sudden!"'
-Catholic Standard and Times.
Force of Habit.
'A burglar went home one night, fum-*
bled noiselessly at the keyhole and let
himself in without ma-king a sound.
He was about to creep softly upstairs
when his wife appeared on the upper
landing. "Dan,"~ said she, "wot makes
,ye come in so quiet?' "Blame it,"
bellowed the burglar, "I thought I avas
In another house!" '
The Puzzling Point.
Teacher-And did you make out a
list of the nine greatest mien in the
history of the world, as. I told you?
Willie-Almost I can't pick out the
best catcher, though, to save my neck.
-Puck.
A Taste of It.
,Missonary-And do your know noth
ing whatever of religion? Cannibal
Well, we got a taste of it when the
last missionary was hiere.-Toledo
Blade.
One virtue will efface many vices;
one vice will -efface many virtues.
Bazac.
Tsar and Czar.
Frequently the inquiry 'is made as
o why the spelling tsar, to designate
the emperor of all the Ruzssias, should
be preferred to czar. The most nat
ural and obvious answer is that. the
spelling indicates the Russian prommn
cation of the word, which' czar does
not. The title comes from an old
Slavonic word, which some authorities
are agreed is not derived from the
Latin caesar. but there are authori
ties who hold that its ultimate deriva
ton is from the Roman. The origin
of the common spelling is supposed
to be the writings of Herberstein,
about 1550. The letter "c" in Roman
Slavonic has the sound of "ts." The
letter was copied. but the sound wvas
not. The letter "z" never belonged in
the word. Tn?e spel1Eng czar is now
regarded by many as old fashioned.
With some Germans the spelling is
zar, which is pronounced tsar. Many
of the French have adopted tsar as
the spelling, and that form is increas
ig in English. The London Times. a
most careful authority, employs it, and
so does the Encyclopedia Britanica
in its supplementary .volumaes.-Chica
IOR YOUR H OME
WE WILL GIVE AWAY
AN EXPENSIVE
Highm-Grade
INSTRUME5NT
Manufactured by
UNITED PIANO COMPANY,
Jacksonville, Fla.
The Piano s now on display in our store
Come to the Store
And have us explain how you can get
the Piano Absolutely Free.
Rigby Dry Goods Co.
I LEVI BLOCK.
~L M E, C E M EN2
9' Acme Plaster, Shingles, Laths, Fire .
9' Brick, Drain Pipe, Etc
Rice' HAY, GRAIN.
Rc'Flour, Ship Stuff, Bran, Mixed
Cow and Chicken Feed,:
* HORSES, MULES.
Buggies.. Wagons and Harness.-No
. Order Too Large or Too Small:::
BOOTHKARBY LUVE. STOCK CD
. SUMTER, SOUTH' CAROLINA
and lear bypesn xprec.Mn y intebn oentbr i
+a flosh vi dayour mpokes. Have you putveri yhougarh t nerl a,
take it out to buy anything you see You tbink twice and tbmnkin
means saving.
Reliable Spring Goods
At D. Iiirschman's.
IOUR~ prices are right, that's our secret of
holding trade, and why we are growving larg
er all the time. Always pleasant to fill your
mail orders, or see you if you are coming to
Manning, and you can depend upon getting
a Square Deal just as advertised. as a continu
ance of your trade is looked for, it will pay
you to call on us.
Get Busy!
Almost anything in the line of Men's, Uoy's,
and Children's Clothing at Cut Prices.
D.Hirschrnan.
The ignoble Goorgo IV.
Then there was the precious regent
What a creature' Good men and bad
men unite in saying that he was abso
lutely without a virtue. The shrewd.
calculating Greville described him in
words that burn; the great duke, his
chief subject. uses language of dry -
scorn. "The king could only act the
4 part of a gentleman for ten 'minutes
at a time." and we !and the common
est satellites of the court despised the
wicked fribble who wore the crown of
England. -Faithless to women. faith
less to men, a coward, a liar, a mean
and groveling cheat, George IV. never
theless clung, to a belief in his own
virtues, and if we study the account
of his farcical progress through Scot
land we find that he imagined himself a
to be a useful and genuinely kingly w
personage. No man, except perhaps m
Philippe Egalite, was. ever so con
temned and hated, and,until his death O
he imagined himself to be a good man. 0
-Runciman "Sidelights."
. Her Splendid Economy.
Their dinner for two cost $15, but
'the man's .wife argued that in the end
it was economy to dine at an expen
sive restaurant because it gave her a -
-chance to study the fashions.
"If we ate in some cheap place pat
ronized only by dowdily dressed won
en," she said, "I would have to hire
an expensive woman to design my new a
dresses, but by -eating here I get 'a
O chance to study the clothes worn by -
women of position and can-design my
own gowns."
( That sounded convincing. There was.
no blessing on earth, the man rcflected,
equal to an economical, managing
wife, and he settled the bill with -con
parative cheerfulness. Three' weeks'
later he was given another bill to set-,
tie. That called for $150.
" --What is this for?" he demanded.
"Oh," she replied, "that is the cost of
a dress I. copied in the restaurant the
other night."-New York Sun.
Hters as Hospitals.
- "Next to a hospital give me an uP
toi date hotel in which to take care: of
a very.sick patient," said a New Yorld
trained nurse. "I've- nursed in most
of the big hotels bere in New York
and it's really wonderful the supplies
that can be brought at a moment's no
tice. Ice bags, hot water bottles,
crutches and wheel chairs are alway-0
on tap, there's always so-me one avail
able to help lift a patient, and .f the
patient's a manthere's always a bar,
ber at hand to shave hin- And there's
the woidan.in 'the sewing room to
stitch a- rapidly cut binder. There's
an operating room at your disposal if
surgery has to be resorted to, -and
there's a protected roof to take your
patient to during convalescence. Al
together the modern hotel is the rival
of a hospital -when it comes to con
venfences: fo the sick."-New. York
Sun.
Curious Transferenoe of Heat.
:Kworann= inl; the obevtr at
'oulouse bas-invited attention-to a sin
gular phenomenon. A: bar of iron is
taken by the end, and the~ other end
is plunged into a ire, heating'it strong
ly, but not so much. that the- hand
cannot retain its hiold. The heated
endiis then plunged into a pail of coldX
-'atrImmediately the others end'be
comes so hot thiat it is impossible to
Shold it. This phenomenon, nm t
to some repellent action they suppose
4.+ the sudden cold-exertsempon the heat
*contained in teio hc stu
64 driven to the opjposite extremiity.-Chi
*cago ecr-ead
+ 'AnIrsmnadhsEgihred
+ vere out rabbit shooting. They had
* been very unsuccessful and were re
* tarning downhearted when they saw
+' a bare dart~out of the hedge.
MItike, in amazement, failed to shoot,
+ and the hare escaped
*: "Why didn'.t you shoot it?' asked o1
+. the Engwsam
+ Sure" said Mike, "I didn't see it
* till it iwas out of sight?" -.London am
SIdeas.
* Clever Man. .
* With a sigh she laid down the maga
sine,. article upon Daniel O'Connell.
* "The day of great men," she said, "Is
.gone forever."
"But the day of beautiful women is
not," he responded.
She smiled and blushed. "I was onlhe
* oking," she explained hurriedly.
4+ Western Christian Advocate.
4. Didn't Need. It
+' A.,book canvasser went into.a bar
* her shop and asked the proprietor if he
+. could sell him an encyclopedia. to g
* "What's that?' asked the barber.- a1
+ "It's a book that contains informna
~tion -on every subject in the world."
+. There was a 'victim in the chair, and
*he put in feebly, ''He doesn't need it!"
The Queer Part.
+' "Queer, isn't it, that lawyer is such
i a lover of dogs?'
+"Whiat is there queer about it?"'nt
+' become attached to the fee-line spe
Scies!"--London Telegraph
4+4 LostD
.- Weary Walker-I lost 'arf a crown
yesterday. Tired Timotheus-Did y'
S'ave a 'ole in yer pocket? Weary
B Walker-No; the bloke wot dropped it
heard it fall.-London Tit-Bits.
Its Penalty.
Arit (indignantly)-You talk as if
panigan ugly woman's portrait for
haninmttr.-alimreAmerican. V
The highest friendship must always ever
Slead us to the highest pleasure-Field-So
LONSNEGOTIATED Ea
~ On Fist-Class Real Estate a p
Mortgages. t
Purdy & O'Bryan, Cut
SATTORNEYS AT LAW,
Manning, S. C
SSucceed when everything else fails.
In nervous prostration and female
weaknesses they are the supreme
remedy, as thousands have testified.w&
~FOR KIDNEY, LIVER AND
over a druggist's counter.
ECT R'1"IG THj~gOR
TfHETOPEK
ireless Coo i
and The Ideal'
STEAM COOKE I
Two wonders in the kitchen. TheLadies'
ire invited to inspect these. A new ad".
eautiful line of
AMMOCKS .K
ust received. Reed s guaranteedEna njel
Vare. Farmers' Supplies in every line.
)aints. Oils, and Varnishes In fact everY
:hig in first-class hardware can always
ound at:
Plw e Hae
Thnel~The Bo
1*4
Em~rf eiis h6 PF- A
[ ..leients,
The Beautiful Sanitar
Ag-TA ,ASTINE
The Highgrad a n
sh Stains._ *,
TheInconiarabble 0. %K StO
RAges.
Man Wire-Fence. - .
The Everlastg
The FullStock ao Haidw. t n
lware and Crqckery.
The Hearty Welome for allo
N[any Friends, at The<>
INING liI Ei<C uEu
the Automobie people knowet.ig am sell11 tn~ $
practical business Automobil tnh mrk 4<
offering* -
The Brh~ah
FOR $45OG.
most practical economical, anid certai :car made
GUARANTEED
o over 20 miles of our worst -road with just one
>nof gasoline. ...
We guarantee the springs not to break no miatter
oad or the road..
Write orasusaottimahnifyur
rested.
VE. HOLD up Red M~et-the --
chew for men. Always
good-better now than .
.No spice to make your tongue -
~-no excessive sweetening to
e you spit yourself away and ruin ~
stomach. .Just high-grade North -
>ia tobacco, properly sweetened by.
rfect process. Sure's you're born, j6;
the real thing in good chewmng.
Get busy today and find out for yourself. E :~W
out this ad. and mall to us with your
e and address for our FREE offer to chewers only. .
Name____________________
Address________________
e only by LIIPF~ERT SCALES Co., Winston-Salem, N. C
.DAVIS. J- A.- WEINBERG. JOHN.G. CAPERS, (or South Carolina).
I .- Ex-Commissionler Internal Revneue.
JTOSEPH D. WRIGHT.
71.S & WEINBERG. APR
AEs&-WRIGH~T,
ATTORNEYS AT LAW, ATNY A J
MANNING, S. C. Evans Buildin.
' ' WASHINGTON. D. C.
ap attention given to collections. Telepohne. Main 8891