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8TATE OF SO TH CAROLINA,
county of Mand"
s Jaimes M. Windham, Esq. Probate
Judge.
WH~lIEREAS~ A. . arr'o. Clerk of
W Court, suit to me, to grant him
Letters of Adinistration o- the estate
and effects of Joe Nelson.
These are therefore to eite and ad
monish all and singular the kindred
and creditors of the said Joe Ne!
son.. deceased, that they be and
appear before me, in the Court of Pro
bate,to be held at Manning on the 7th
day of May next after publica
tion thereof, at 11 o'clock in the fore
noon, to show cause, if any they have,
why the said administration should not
be granted.
'Given under my hand, this 20th day
of March, A. D. 1908.
JAIES M. WINDHAM.,
[SEAL.] Judge of Probate.
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DAVID
OU THTTING
COMPANY,
Charleston, S. C.
Notice of Discharge.
I will apply to the Judge of Pro
bate for Clarendon County on the
5th day of May, 1908, for letters of
discharge as guardian for J. A. Reese,
formerly a minor.
~A. H.REESE,
Guardian
Alcolu, S. 0.. April 4, 1908.
Prescribes Dr. Slosser's Catarrh Remedy.
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the case of my son. who ad chronic nasophar
of ten prescribe it for other of my patients, and
I think it is quite the finest remedy for catarrh
that has ever been placed on the market.
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M. J. D. D rT.LER, M. D.,
Elloree. S. C.
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this country. It has efrected some remarkable
cures. I do not i:now that it ha? failed in one
instance where it has been fairi:y tried.
Very trulyyus
Lexington. Ky.
Dr. Blosser's Catarrh Remedy is for sale by
H. R. Boger. Manning. S. C. A months treat
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A postal card will bring it by mail.
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Woodmen of the World.
Meets on fourth Monday nights at
8:30.
Visiting Sovereigns invited.
DR. J. A. COLE.
DENTIST,
Upstairs over Bank QI Manning.
MANNING, S. C.
Phone No 77.
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e. ATTORNEY AT LAW,
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can be quickly changed to a feelinz of
buoyancy and energy by the judicious
use of Dr. Shoop's Restorative.
The Restorative is a genuine tonic to
tired, rundown nerves, and but a ftew
loses is needed to satisfv the user that
Dr. Shoop's Restorative is actuall
reaching that tired spot. The indoor
life of winter nearly always leads to
sluggish bowels, and to sluggish circu
lation in general. The customary lack
of exercises and outdoor air tics up the
liver, stagnates the kidneys. and oft
times weakens the Heart's action. Use
Dr. Shoop's Restorative a few weeks
and all will be changed. A few days:
test will tell you that vou are usin!
the right remedy. You will easily and
surely note the change from day to day
Sold by W. E. Brown & Co.
CLIMBING AN ICE SLOPE.
Vain and Perilous Effort to Scale
Mount McKinley.
The long trail to the north brings out
the best in men and the worst, declares.
Mr. Robert Dunn in "The Shameless
Diary of an Explorer" As a member
of a party which made a vain attempt
to reach the top of Mount McEinley
he tells something of the hardships of
one day's travel:
Furtively, imperceptibly, the steep
ness had stolen a march on us. As
one line of footholds gave out we had'
to slide dexterously to another. The
steeper slope was swept clear and hard.
Steps had to be cut.
We have only three ice axes. As I
never gave them a thought this morn
ing, all of them were gobbled up when
we started, and I was left with only
one long willow tent pole. It was never
meant to balance you in half cut steps
that may or may not hold your toe.
As the steps changed from a stair
way to a stepladder the other three
betrayed no excitement, no uneasiness.
Neither did I at first, but I felt both.'
It was not dizziness, not vertigo, but
simply that as I looked down the sheer
2,000 feet from where we clung by
our toes imagination resistlessly told
over how It would feel, how long it
would last, what the climax in sen
sation would be, were I to fall.
As hour succeeded hour I lived each
minute only to make the false step.
Courage is only a matter of self con
trol anyway.
Climbing the highest mountain on
the continent with a tent pole! Some
times I boiled in those dizzy, anxious
places that I had put myself in such
a position with such men. Yet I must
reap my own sowing. Once I asked if
it wasn't customary to rope on such
steep slopes, but no one but Fred an
swered, and he said: "'V ain't goin' to
ketch me tied up to anybody. A man
don't want to take chances with any
one but himself, haulin' him down
from these places."
One requisite of explorers besides
aversion to soap and water is insensi
tiveness. They can't see; they can't
feel. They couldn't do these stunts if
they did.
THE HUMAN BRAIN.
It is the Most Marvelous Machine In
the World.
The human brain is the most mar
velous machine in the world. It occu
pies less space in proportion to its
capabilities than any machine it ever
invented. It sends a special nerve to
every ultimate fiber of some 500) mus
cles, to many. thousand branching
twigs of arteries, to every pinhead
area of the numerous glands which
keep the machine properly oiled, heat
ed or cooled, to some sixteen square
feet of skin, which is the outpost
guard of its castle, with such complete
ness that the - point of a pin cannot
find an area unguarded. It possesses
special quarters for the reception and
translation of a constant stream of vi
brations that are the product of all
things movale or still in the outer
world. On the retina of every open
eye is a picture of the outer view, a
focused imprint of every ray of light
and color, and in the visual chamber
of the mental palace stands a vibra
scope, a magic lantern that receives
the retinal picture in its billion speed
ing series of light waves and throws
them upon its mental screen as a liv
ing moving picture of light and shade
and color. In the chamber of sound is
a vibraphone, over whose active wires
passes every wave of sound from the
dripping of the dew to the orchestral
fortissimo, from the raucous screech
of the locomotive to the sighing of the
wind through the meadow grass. In
the chambers set apart .for scent and
taste and touch are the secret service
guards to report upon the air and food
which give sustenance to the palace
and upon the solid qualities of the tac
tile world. And, wonder of all won
ders. this complex human brain can
think in all languages or in no lan
guage and even conceive its own phys
ical mortality.-Edward A. Ayres in
Harper's Magazine.
Where the Tips Go.
'-But I can tell you something you
do'c know about the tipping system
in the cloakrooms of some of the large
cafes," remarked a midnight diner to
his wife.
'Why, don't the small boys just
pocket all they get?" inquired she.
"Pocket! Their uniforms are made
without a sign of a pocket so that none
of the tips can find a lodging there.
Those boys get nothing but a salary,
which is paid by a man who has pur
chased the check room privilege for as
high as five thousand a year. The tips
are all turned into him. You can
Imagine what the privilege is worth
when he can pay down that sum for
the right"--New York Press.
The Oldest Encyclopedia.
The: most ancient encyclopedia ex
tant Is Pliny's "Natural History," in
thirty-seven books and 2,493 chapters,
treating of cosmography. astronomy,
meteorology, geography, geology, bot
any, medicine, the arts and pretty near
ly every other department of human
thought known at the time. Pliny,
who died 79 A. D., collected his work
in his leisure intervals while engaged
in public affairs. The work was a
very high authority in the middle ages.
The Child's Advice.
Little Arthur stood peering down into
the countenance of his baby sister.
whom the nurse was singing to sleep.
"Say, nurse," he finally whispered,
"it's nearly unconscious, isn't it?"
The nurse nodded in the affirmative
and sang on.
"Then don't sing any more or you'l
kill t"-Llppincott's.
The kidneys are delicate and sensi
tive organs and are very likely at any
time to get out of order. DeWitt's
Kidney Bladder Pills ?are- prompt and
thorough and will in a very short time
strengthen the weakened kidneys and
allay troubles arising from inilam ma
tion of the bladder. Sold by W. E.
Kennedy s Laxative Cough Syrup
the congh syrup that tastes nearly as
(rood as maple sugar and which chil
reun like so woll to take. Unlike near
lV all other cough remedies, it does not
constipate, but on the other hand it
acts promptly yet ently on the bowels,
througi which the cold is forced out of
the S syStem, and at the same time it
allays inflammation. Always use Ken
nedlvs Laxative Cough Syrup. Seld by
W. E. Brown & Co.
BIRDS AS THEY SLEEP.
Quail Form a Dense Circle With All
Heads Facing Out.
The nighteap preparations of the
chubby little quail are very interesting.
Each evening the covey forms in a new
place, and this selection of the spot
entails serio:s efforts. Bobwhite nev
er quite loses remembrance of the
many dangers which make his life in a
wild state one great fear. A white
throated mate with soft clucks calls
together a dozen of his comrades, and
for a few minutes they all huddle to
gether, but soon from the farther end
of the aviary a clear "Whew-bobwhite!"
rings out, and off scurry the whole
band. this time p^'b)aps to settle for
the night in the ,.av place-a dense
circle of 11. ..as, heads all facing
out. just as i" their native stubble they
rest facing in every direction, so that
at the first hint of danger from any
point of the compass the covey may
explode and go booming off in safety.
Poor little fellows, their wild life is
strenuous indeed! Well for their race
that every nest holds from ten to eight
een eggs instead of three or four:
The woodpeckers sleep resting upon
their tails, even the flickers invariably
following this custom, although during
the day the flickers spend much of'
their time perching in passerine man
ner. crosswise upon a twig. Small
birds, such as thrushes and warblers.
sleep usually upon some small twig.
with heads tucked behind wings in
orthodox bird fashion. but they occa
sionally vary this in a remarkable way
by clinging all night to the vertical
wires of their cages. sleeping apparent
ly as soundly in this as in the usual
position of rest. A bluebird in a small
cage slept thus about one or two nights
out of each week. Any explanation of
this voluntary and, widespread habit
among perching birds would be difficult
to suggest
The little hanging parrakeets derive
their name from their custom of sleep
ing always in a reversed position, and
when distributed over their roosting
tree they resemble some strange, pend
ant, green fruit rather than sleeping
birds.-Outing Magazine.
THE BLUE JAY.
Why Should He Be Selected as Sand
Bearer to Satan?
It is said and believed by many that
all the blue jays disappear every Fri
day, and not one can be seen until the
next day, and this disappearance is ac
counted for by the statement that the
birds are under a compact with Satan
and that they devote each Friday to
delivering him a supply of sand to
heat his caldron at the point of tor
ture.
But why should the blue jay be select
ed as sand bearer to Satan when there
are so manay birds of stronger and
leeter wing? There are many super
stitions thr.t have a reasoning basis.
but this particular one has nothing
whatever to go on
The origin o'f it lies in the fact that
the blue jay is a most particular home
builder- He knows how to build his
house, and he takes a great pride in it.
He doesn't hang his nest to a limb nor
glue it to a tree.
Instead he selects a substantial fork
or crotch of a limb, lays down a few
twigs of goodly size and strength, and
on these he superimposes a strong
foundation of clay, with layers of pa
pers between, and when his nest is fin
ished it is as substantial in proportion
as one of our modern steel structures.
Thus fitted and finished, it is admi
rably adapted to the rearing of a
strong and healthy brood, and the blue
jay goes about his business with the
earnest energy that characterizes all
his movements.
He raises his young and leads them
about from tree to tree and from bush
to bush until they have tried and
found their wings, and then, his re
sponsibilities being over, he proceeds
with his career of gayety, a veritable
practitioner of rough fun and stage
humor.-Uncle Remus' Magazine.
Pounds and Weights.
Here is a question that will tax the
arithmetical powers of a youth. Sup
pose that for some reason or another
a shopkeeper who sold goods by
pounds and half pounds, but never in
quantities exceeding twenty pounds at
a time, was told that he must transact
all this business with four weights
only what mnust these four weights
be? The answer is half pound, one and
a half pound, four and a half pound
and thirteen and a half pound. With
these it will '"e readily seen that any
weight from half a pound to twenty
pounds may be determined in pounds
and half pounds.-Gateway Magazine.
Pleasant Anticipation.
The Rev. Dr. C. M. -Lamson, once
president of the American board of for
eign missions, was called as a pastor
over a parish and was undergoing ex
amination before a council when the
question was asked him, "Do you be
lieve in a hell?"
The retiring clergyman of the parish
sat beside him and. giving him a nudge,
said: "Tell them yes. If you don't now
you will before you have been here six
months."-Argonaut.
Jiust the Other Way.
Fortune Teller-Beware of a short,
dark woman with a fierce eye, She is
waiting to give you a check. Visitor
(desparingly)-No, she ain't She's
waiting to get one from me. That's
my wife.-Baltimore American.
Carries Weight.
"Pa," said Freddy. "what is a social
scale ?"
"Generally speaking," replied pa, "it's
a place where they weigh money."
Bohemian Magazine.
Advising is easier than helping.
Rochefoucauld.
Kool For Dyspepsia has helped
thousands of people who have had
stomach trouble. This is what one man
as of it: "E. C. DeWitt & Co.. Chica
o, 11.-Gentlemen-In 1897 1 had a
disease of the stomach and bowels..I
ould not digest anything T ate and in
the spring of 1902 I bought a bottle of
Kodol and the benellt I received from
that bottle all the gold in Georgia
ould not buy. I still use a bottle oc
casionally as I lind it a line blood puri
fier and a good tonmc. May you live
long and prosper. Yours very trulyv,
C. N. Cornell, Roding, Ga., Aug. 27.
odol Dyspepsia Cure
Digests what you eat.
THE PICTURE CRITIC.
I If He Doesn't "Quite Like the Face,"
That Settles It.
Some liberal minded people will ad
mit to you that a slight preliming.ry
training is required before a serious
attempt is made to criticise music, but
almost anybody with eyes is willing to
embark buoyanily on the job of tear
ing a picture to pieces. This seems to
be because the picture will stand with
out hitching. Moreover, it will patient
ly submit to all the verbal harpoons
you find time and strength to throw,
and the average friendly critic will
find sufficient of both to make even a
reasonably good painting look like a
cross between a fourteenth century St.
Sebastian and a hedgehog.
"Music. on the contrary, is both pro
longed and evan""cent. and by ':he
time the composi Uon is finished and
the applause has quieted down the
critic has forgotten most of the good
things he intended to say to Its detri
ment.
But the picture stays, irritating you
by its mere passive endurance to the
point where after awhile you feel that
if you don't say something to destroy
its smug self complacency it will go on
thinking that it's all right.
So then you begin to work over
it. and you say: "Yes. I see now. It
looked pretty good at first. but that
arm is hopelessly bad. and I don't
,'ite like the face." There's nothing
to be done if you don't "quite like the
face:" there's no answer to that propo
sition. It's a clincher. Rembrandt
himself would have wilted and would
probably have given up trying to be
an "old. master."-Everybody's.
Her Ready Wit.
Though he had long adored her in
secret-worshiped, In fact, the ground
she pressed beneath the soles of her
dainty little No. 3's-he had never yet
been able to screw up sufficient cour
age to put his fate to the test. Poor
fellow! He was one of those shy,
modest, -self deprecating sort of chaps
that are growing rapidly scarcer or he
would have tumbled months ago to the
fact that he had only to go in and vin
Gertrude Alicia knew the state of his
feelings right enough, but it had pleas
ed her hitherto to keep him dang!ing
in attendance. At last, however, she
made up her mind to land her fish as
soon as a favorable chance presented
itself.
And the opportunity came at thA
Smythingtons' little soiree, when thet
bsshful swain, entering the conserva
tory, discovered his inamorata looking
her loveliest amid the palms and flow
ers.
"Are-are you alone?" he questicned
timidly.
In a moment the fair and ready wit
ted girl saw her chance and took It
then and there. "A loan, Hen-er-Mr.
Finnikin," she said, with lowered eye
lids, "a loan? Certainly not-I'm a
gift"
And fifteen minutes later, when they
emerged from their retreat, Henry was
asking himself how he could have been
such a Juggins as to postpone his hap
piness so long.
Neander's "One Work."
Doctors, when they send away a
busy man for several weeks of rest,
d'o not consider that to one accustomed
to work an enforced rest is both irri
tating and depressing.
Neander, the famous church histo
rian, had promised his physician on be
ing ordered to Carlsbad to drink its
famous waters that he would take no
books with him except one work, which
the doctor with reluctance allowed.
On the morning of the historian's de
parture the doctor, wishing .to say
goodby to his patient, called at his
door and saw a cart laden with heavy
folios.
"But, dear professor," said the phy
sician, with the emphasis of displeas,
ure, "you promised me to take no
books with you."~
"Yes, doctor," replied the childlike
professor. "but you allowed me one
work, so I thought I might take the fa
thers with me to Carlspad."
The "one work" Included three or
four score volumes.
When Marriage Is the Topie.
The wedded state is a favorite sub
ject with the epigram makers. From
a very old ballad we take this:
There was a criminal in a cart
A-goin' to be hanged:
Respite to him was granted,
And cart and crowd did stand
To know If he would marry a wife
Or ratfier choose to die.
"T'other's the worst-drive on the cart!"
The criminal did reply.
More modern is this verse:
I would advise a man to pause
Before he taktes a wife
In fact. I see no earthly cause
He should not pause for life.
Who, by the vway, is the author who
describes a second marriage as being
"te trium'ph of 'hope over experience?"
Samuel Lover's matrimonial epigram
is very apposite:
Though matches are all made in heaven,
the:: sy.
Yet H~ynmen. .who mischief oft batches,
Sometimes ceais with the house t'other
side of the way.
And there they make Lucifer matches.
-Chambers' .Tournal.
The Lord an dthe Burglar.
Lord Iverdale bffd just finished his
after dinner speech and the guests had
applauded when the butler rushed f or
ward and announced to his lordship
that there was a burglar in the house.
"A burglar! Confound his impu
ence! Where is he?"
"We don't exactly know, your lord
ship. One of the maids, hearing a
[noise in the library, looked in and
saw a man at the safe. If your lord
ship will allow me, I'll put Jarvis in
my place here and take charge of the
search."
"Very good, Haskins. Go by all
means. Wait a moment--here is thie
key of my desk. Take the revolver
you will find in the right hand top
drawer: you may need It. As soon as
I can get away without alarming the
lades I'll join you."--Munsey's.
Apprentice Examination.
Preliminaries for membership in the
Ananias club: "You may not believe
it, but;" "Now, leaving all joking
aside;" "Seriously now;" "It may
seem strange, but."-Chicago Post
With a Little Help.
"Your customs are enough to make
any civilized man boil!" exclaimed the
missionary indignantly.
"With the help of a little dry wood,"
assented the cannibals gravely.-Puck.
The average amount of rainfall be
low the equator Is twenty-six inches,
while north of the line It Is thirty
seven and one-half inches.
Gave Him a Start.
Doctor (to patient)-Your heart is
rather irregular. Have you anything
that Is worrying you? Patient-Oh,
not particularly. Only that just now
when you put your hand In your pock
et I thought you were going to give
- me you bil-Landn Telegraph. I
TURNING OF THE WORM.
His Plain, Blunt, Straight to the Point
Talk to His Wife.
"Mrs. Lambert. I think we will have
to cut down expenses." remarked Mr.
Lambert timidly.
To his intense surprise she made no
reply. Then he grew bolder.
"And I am certainly of the opinion
that you are spending too much money
on gowns and hats."
Again no answer. His bravery jump
ed up another notch.
"And, Mrs. Lambert, I must say fur
thermore that we will have no more
teas or receptions."
Silence. Mr. Lambert grows daring,
courageous.
"It is simply an outrage the way you
lavishly expend my hard earned mon
ey. You have no consideration and al
low your extravagant ideas to carry you
off your feet. Do you realize that we
are living beyond our means?"
No answer.
"Do you know that I am making
$100 a month and you are deliberately
spending S200? Can't you see the fam
ily is bound to land in the poorhouse?"
Silence. Mr. Lambert's fortitude Is
unbounded.
"I have stood your impositions long
enough, Mrs. Lambert. Do you under
stand? You have henpecked me until
life is now unbearable. Now I intend
to take hold of the reins. I will man
age affairs and you will obey."
There was a sudden crash, then a
yell. Mr. Lambert's head 'came into
contact with the bedpost as Mrs. Lam
bert shook him furiously, and she ex
claimed:
"Can't you keep your mouth shut
when you are asleep? What in the
world are you dreaming about any
way? It is simply barbarous the way
you disturb my rest after I work so
hard all day keeping the house in or
der. And you know I am worn out
from tea this afternoon, yet"
And Lambert realized it was all a
dream and began nursing the slowly
swelling bump on his head.-Bohemian
Magazine.
MUSIC LOVING NAPLES.
It Has the Poorest and Happiest People
In the World.
It is estimated that a quarter of a
million people In Naples live from
hand to mouth, and there are hundreds
of children who subsist out of the gar
bage boxes and who sleep in churches
and on doorsteps.
The taxes in Italy to provide war
ships .and to keep the nation on a war
footing with the other powers are real
ly stupendous. There is a tax on ev
erything, says the Delineator-grain in
the field, fruit on the vine, old bottles.
Fuel and foodstuffs are very dear.
Only labor Is cheap. For the very poor
meat is a luxury unheard of. and even
macaroni Is too dear to be indulged in
often. There are any number of per
ambulating street kitchens, where va
rious kinds of soup, cakes and fruits
are sold in portions costing 1 cent.
And yet these people seem very happy.
Bands of musicians are always play
ing in the streets; the guitar and the
mandolin are to be heard everywhere
on the boats, in the hotels, and the
stranger is lulled to sleep by a soft
serenade under his balcony.
The story teller thrives in Naples, as
there are so many idlers there. He col
lects a little crowd around him and
proceeds in the most dramatic way,
gesticulating wildly and working his
face Into the most ex:cruciating 'ex
pressions, to relate stories of adven
ture or other events, much to the edi
fication of his hearers, who to show
their appreciation are often betrayed
Into giving a sou which might have
been better spent for bread or polenta.
The public letter writer Is another
street dignitary of importance and in
great demand, especially with timid
and buxom maids of all work who
have themselves neglected to learn
the art of writing. Of such the public
letter writer holds all the secrets of
their loves and is often their adviser
as well as amarnuensls.
Pineapple Juice.
Garlic eaten raw will cure a cold In
the head, grip or Influenza in the first
stages, but in cases where prejudiced
people refuse to test its virtues Irish
moss lemonade made after the well
known fiarxseed lemonade recipe and
taken for both meat and drink stands
next on the list.
Pineapple juice will relieve inflamma
tion of the throat in the most advanced
and chronic cases and will cure all or
dinary attacks. In both membranous
croup and diphtheria pure pineapple
juice either raw or from the canned
fruit will cure when the entire apothe
cary shop has been tried and found
wanting.-National Magazine.
Von Hutten's Misery.
Very sad was the fate of Ulrich von
Hutten, one of the greatest writers
Germany has ever produced. Unable
to earn a living, he was reduced to
tramping through the country, begging
food and .ehelter from the peabants.
One bitter winter's night both were re
fused, and next morning he was found
frozen stiff and cold in the drifting
snow outside the village. "The only
thing he died possessed of besides the
rags he wore," says his biographer,
Zuinglin, "was a pen."
The Nub of the Thing.
"Man runs to cliques," audibly rumi
nated a grizzled citizen. "He thinks
pretty well of his country, of his state
or province, of his town, of his own
street, and then we get at the nub of
the thing-the man thinks pretty well
of himself."-Kansas City Newsbook.
When a man is being operated on by
a barber It is best for him to keep his
mouth shut. The case is different when
the patient Is in the dentist's chair.
.A Dumas Story.
Dumas the elder was rarely spiteful
to or about his fellow men, but one
day, when he happened to be In that
mood, a friend called 4o tell him a
piece of news. "They have just given
M. X. the Legion of Honor," he said.
Then he added In a significant tone,
~Now, can you imagine why they
should have given it to him?"
"Yes." answered the great dramatist
promptly. "They have given it to him
because he was without It."
The French Brand.
Customer-Why Is a pipe made from
French brier root better than one made
from American brier root? Tobacco
nist-Because anything that's French
is a little tougher than the same thing
In any other country.-Chicago Trib
Those Girls.
She-He kissed me when I was not
dreaming of such a thing. Her-I'll
wager you were not. You always were
wide awake when kissing was in sight.
-incnnati Enquirer.
SHAKESPEARE'S TOMB.
Its Would Be Desecrators and the
Poet's Imprecation.
The fact that would be desecrators of
Shakespeare's tomb have not dared to
risk the falling of the curse invoked in
the lines cut upon his tomb is a strik
ing testimony to the powerful effect
upon mankind of such an imprecation.
J. 0. Halliwell-Phillipps. writing in
the eighties, said:
"The nearest approach to an excava
tion in the grave of Shakespeare was
made in the summer of the year 1796
In digging a vault in the immediate lo
cality, when an opening appeared
which was presumed to indicate the
commencement of the site of the bard's
remains. The most scrupulous care,
however, was taken not to disturb the
neighboring earth in the. slightest de
gree, the clerk having , been placed
there till the brickwork of the adjoin
ing vault was completed to prevent
any one making an examination. No
relics whatever were visible through
the small opening that thus presented
itself, and as the poet was buried - in
the ground, not in a vault, the great
probability is that dust alone remains.
It is not many years since a phalanx
of trouble tombs, lanterns and spades
in haind, assembled in the chancel at
dead of night, intent on disobeying the
solemn injunction that- the bones of
Shakespeare were not to be disturbed.
But the supplicatory lines prevailed
There were some among the number
who at the last moment refused to in
cur the warning condemnation, and so
the design was happily abandoned."
A correspondent of the London Athe
naeum wrote in 1381: "I remember .a
a visit to the grave of Shakespeare in
1827 or 1S28 remarking that i.t was lit
tle creditable to the authorities that
the raised covering to the tomb should
have been allowed to fail into such de
cay, for I could see into the grave
through the hole formed by the sinking
of the stones. The reply was that. 'on
account of the anathema inscribed upon
the tomb,' no workmen could be per
suaded to meddle with it."
An earlier incident is thus set forth
by a contributor to the Monthly Mag
azine of Feb. 1. IS18:
"Notwithstanding the anathema pro
nounced by the bard on any disturber
of his bones, the church wardens were
so negligent a few years ago as to
suffer the sexton in digging the ad
joining grave of Dr. Davenport to
break a large cavity into the tomb of
Shakespeare. Mr. - told the writer
that he was excited by curiosity to
push his head and shoulders through
the cavity. that he saw the remains of
the bard and that he could easily have
brought away his skull, but was de
terred by the curse which the poet in
voked on any one who disturbed his
remains."
The attempt at a later day to med
dle with the tomb had no more -effec
tive ending.-New York Tribune.
South American Animals.
Many curious animals haunt the
marshy parts. of South America north
of the pampas. Frogs big and fero
cious (the ceratophyrs), given to mak
ing vicious springs when closely ap
proached; the capybara, a cavy "con
tented with the bulk of the sheep;" the
huge coypu rat 'and the swarthy tapir
are frequently seen. Along the forest
margins troops of peccaries are often,
met with, occasionally the jaguar.
sometimes the puma: likewise that
toothless curiosity the great ant bear,
long in claw, long nosed and remark
ably long tongued. Very plentiful, too,
are those "little knights in scaly ar
mor," the quaint, waddling armadil
loes. Long toed jacanas pace about
upon the floating leaves. A familiar
object Is the great jabiru, a stork with
a preference for the desolate lagoons,
where it~may often be observed statu
esque on one leg and wrapped in pro
spection.________
Big Tips For Little Favors.
"It is surprising," said a veteran
Pullman porter, "hoWv big a tip a por
ter sometimes gets for doing a very
little thing." He added:
"A passenger once tipped me extra'
because he said I did not leave his
shoestrings coiled up Inside his shoes
ater I had blacked them. He said
nothing- made him madder than to slip.
on his shoes in a hurry in a sleeper
oniy to find that he had to take them
off again because the shoestrings were
inside. Ever since that time I have
been careful not to leave shoestrings
inside of the shoes I black, and more
than one passenger has thanked me for
being thgughtful. But it wasn't me
that did the thinking. The tip did that
for me, and I never forgot it."-Les
lie's Weekly.
In the Right Direction.
Bishop Blomfield was one of the
many witty Englishmen whose good
things have found their way into a
volume of reminiscences, "Leaves
From the Notebooks of Lady Dorothy
Nevil."
Bishop Blomfield was led into a con
troversy one time with a learned man
as to the mental superiority of the
east over the west and his opponent
as a parting shot said:
"Well, at any rate, you can't dispute
that the wise men came from the
east"
"Surely that was the wisest thing
they could do!" retorted the bishop.
A Futile Boast.
"Love me and the world is mine," he
said..
"What's the use of saying that?" she
replied. "I've been loving you for
weeks and you haven't even succeeded
in getting a good ;job."-Chicago Ree
ord-Herald.
Marriage is a lottery in which men
stake their liberty and women their
lippiness.-Mme. de Rieux.
ManZan Pile Remedy comes ready to use, in a
:oapsible tube, with nozzle. One application
soothes and heals, reduces inflammation and re
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rhe Manning Pharmacy.
Wilil: Is Barking.
Edward Bulwer Lytton Dickens. the
youngest son of the novelist, emigrat
ed to Australia and died in Sydney at
the age of lfty-one. Hle represented a
constituency in the parliament of New
South Wales for six years. Once when
ho was addressing the house in Syd
ney lhe was again and again snappish
ly interrupted by a member named
Willis. At last Mr. Dickens stopped
to emiark: 'Mr. Speaker. my father
coined a famous phrase, 'Barkis is
will in'.' Under present circumstances
I am si-rongly tempted to reverse it
and say, 'Willis Is barking.'" The
house laughed and the Interruptions
ceased.
No Chance.
"Do you think his interest 1:a art wii!
ever amount to anything?"
"No," answered Miss Cayenne. "ile
is too well off to become an artist him
self and not rich enough to become a
oniseue"--Wsbington Star.
WHITMAN'S WILD RIDE
It Was Worth Three Stars to the
American Flag.
SAVED US VAST TERRITORY.
The Perilous Journey of Four Thou
sand Miles From Oregon to Washing
ton Made by a Brave Man ar the
Results Which Followed In !ts Wake.
The ride of Marcus Whitman was
over snow capped mountains and along
dark ravines, traveled only by savage
men. It was a plunge through icy riv
ers and across trackless prairies, a
ride of 4,000 miles across a continent
in the dead of winter to savea mighty
territory to the Union
Compared with this what !was the
feat of' Paul Revere, who rode eight
een miles on a calm night In April to
arouse a handful of sleeping patriots
and thereby save the powder at Con
cord?
Whitman's ride saved three stars to
the American flag. It was made in
1842.
In 1792, during the first administra
tion of Washington, Captain Robert
Gray, who had already carried the
American flag around the globe, dis
covered the mouth of the Columbia
river. He sailed several miles up the
great stream and landed and took pos
session in the name of the United
States.
In 1805, under Jefferson's administra
tion, this vast territory was explored
by Captains Lewis and Clark, whose
reports were popular - reading for our
grandfathers, but the extent and value
of this distant possession were very
slightly understood,.and no attempt.at
colonization was ~made save the estab
lishment of the fur trading station of
Astoria in 1811.
Strangely enough, England, too,
claimed this same territory by virtue
of rights ceded to it by Russia and
also by the Vancouver surveys of 1792.
The Hudson's Bay company establish
ed a number of trading posts and filled
the country with adventurous fur.trad
ers. So here was a vast territory, as
large as New England and the state of
Indiana combined, which seemed to be
without any positive ownership. But
for Marcus. Whitman It would have
been lost to the Union.
It was in 1836 that Dr. Whitman and
a man of the name of Spaulding, with
their young wives, the first white wo
men that dver crossed the Rocky
mountains, entered the valley of the
Columbia and founded a mission of
the American board. They had been
sent out to- Christianize the Indians.
but Whitman was also to build a state.
He. was at this time thirty-five years
old. In his journeys to and fro for
the mission he soon saw'the vast pos
sibilities of the country, and he saw,
too. -that the English were already ap
prised of this and were rapidly pour
ing into the territory. Under the terms
of the treaties of 1818 and 1828 It was
the tacit belief that wbichever nation
ality' settled and organized the splen
did territory would hold it. If. Eng
land and the English fur traders had
been successful in their plans, the
three great states of Washington, Ore
gon and Idaho would now constitute a
part of British Columbia. But It was
not destined to be.
In the fall of 1842 It looked as if
there would be a great inpouring of
English into the territory, and Dr.
Whitman took the alarm. There was
no . time to lose. The authorities at
Wasshington must be warned. -Hastily
bidding his wife adieu, Dr. Whitman
started on his hazardous journey. The
perils, hardships and delays he en
countered on the way we can but
faintly conceive. His feet were frozen,
he nearly starved, and once he :came
very near to losing his life. He kep,t
pushing right on, 'and at the end of
five terrible months he reached Wash
ington.
He arrived there a worn, bearded,
strangely picturesque figure, clad en
tirely in buckskin and fur, a typical
man of the prairies. He asked audi
ence of President Tyler and Secretary
of State Webster, and it was accorded
him. All clad as he was, with his
frozen limbs, just in from his 4,000
mile ride, Whitman appeared before
the two great men to plead for' Ore
gon.
His statement was a revelation to
the administration. Previous to Whit
man's visit it was the general Idea in
congress that Qregon was a barren,
worthless country, fit only for wild
beasts and wild men. He opened the
eyes of the government to the limit
less wealth and splendid resources of
that western territory. He told them
of Its great rivers and fertile valleys,
its .mountains covered with forests
and its mines filled with precious
treasures. He showed them that it
was a country worth keeping and
that it must not fail into the hands of
the English. He spoke as a man in
spired, and his words w'ere heeded.
What followed-the organization of
companies of emigrants, the rapid set
tlement of the territory and the'treaty
made with Great Britain in 1846 by
which the forty-ninth parallel 'was
made th'e boundary line west of the
Rocky mountains-are matters of his
tory.
The foresight and the heroism of
one man and his gallant ride had
saved three great states to - the Un
ion.-Omaha World-Herald. . .
Two Ways.
Jack-In the oriental world a girl
never sees her intended husband until
she is married. Floss-How odd! In
this part of the world she seldom sees
him afterward.-New York Globe.
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Can We Pull Anything?
Sir Oliver Lodge, the eminent Eng
lish scientist, said in a lecture that
there is no such thing as pulling. To
speak of a horse.pulling a cart was, he
said, incorrect. The horse did not pull
the cart. It pushed against its collar
and thereby produced motion in the
cart. Similarly the oarsman pushed
the water, and the man drawing a
handcart had to clasp the handle, and
the driving force was caused by the
part which clasped the handle and was
therefore behind it. Even if the cart
was fastened to the man's coat tail he
did not pull it. He pushed against his
clothes.
Considerate.
"And would you marry me If I were
a poor girl, working for a living?" ask
ed the heiress.
"Daring," responded the ~accepted
suitor, "it wouldn't be fair. You'd be
doing enough in supporting yourself."
SHEFFIELD PLATE
History of This Now Very Rare and
Valuable Ware.
Sheffield plate differs from all other
plated ware in that the plating was
done on the sheet metal before the
article was shaped. Before and since
then plating of various sorts has been
applied only to the finished piece, as in
our electroplating process. Moreover,
the plating was done on copper, while
modem base metal is usually com
posed of an amalgam of copper, nickel
and zinc.
Furthermore, it Is possible for the
collector to secure examples of early
Georgian and so called Queen Anne
work in -Sheffield plate, while the
rarity and high money value of silver
ware of that period make its acquisi
tion extremely difficult Sheffield plate
histqrically and artistically is as worthy
of a place beside old china and old
mahogany as is old silverware.
In 1742 one Thomas Bolsover of
Sheffield. England. described in the
histories as an "ingenious mechanic."
accidentally fused some silver and cop
per while repairing a knife. He bev"
experimenting, seeking for a method of
plating copper with silver for the man
ufacture of small articles. In 1743, to
gether with Joseph Wilson, he set up a
factory for the manufacture of buc
kles, snuffboxes and knife handles.
Joseph Hancock soon gdt hold of the
secret and, perfecting it, demonstrated
that it was possible to imitate .the
finest and most richly embossed silver
ware. Settling in Sheffield, he started
the manufacture of.all sorts of domes
tic pieces. Beginning modestly with
horsepower, he later added -water pow
er for the rolling process. .Other man
ufacturers followed his example, and'
Sheffield plate soon began to -replace
pewter on the tables of the .Engish
middle classes. Altogether we know
of twenty-three Important manufactur- -
ers of this ware.
The industry , flourished until the
middle of the nineteentir. centuy, and.
so few pieces of copper -rolled plate
were -made after that time that they
need not concern the collector. Electro-- '
plating was discovered or invented 6by.. --
a medical student of Rotherham,nar -
Sheffield, and the new process was
patented on March 25, 1840. By 250
the new ware was on the market ev
erywhere, and the, Industry had been
revolutionlzed.-Country Life In.Amer
Ica.
BISMARCK'S ANGER.
The incident That Mader'Certain' the
Franco-German War.
The Princess Bismarck, so the'stpr
goes, changed the politicalristoi-or
France unwittingly, and but. for er
the Franco-Prussian war mighnever
have been waged. -.
Bismarck was. unfriny toFrance.
but the Empress Eugenie hOped with
her beauty to-influence him so that the
little trouble with France aendGer
many might he smoothed over.She
therefore invitedtlie German prlne
and his. wife to visit tiescourt- -
France, and the PrincesandPrin
Bismarck arrived In great state at the
Tuilerles.
That evening there was's grand-re
ception, and Eugenie received the
guests In a gown which made ben so
ravishingly lovely that even Princet
Bismarck, German, stolid azndin love
with his wife, stood and.gazed uipon
her -with airiation. And. Eugenie
was not slow to observe the effect-of
her beauty upon him. She called him
to her side, and Bisnarck came, with'
his wife upon his arm.
Now, the Princess Bismarck 'was tall
and gaunt, and her feet were~ gener
ous. As -she walked she. showed a
great deal of sole.
While Bismarck .stood talking with
Enigenle an audible titter was heard
along the line of ladies.. Bismrk
who was quick as a -fash; followed
the glance of their eyes and sawthem
rest upon the feet of his 'wife.
That settled the matter. The polit!
cal history of France was altered from
that moment
A year -later, when Paris :was be
sieged, Bismarck himself -fired a, can
non over the ramparts, and those who
were near him heard him shout:
"Take that for the feet of the Prin
cess Bismarck!"
The slight was avenged.
EDISON THE VICTOR.
He Humbfed the Pride -of the Fast
Telegraph Operator.
Edison made his first record as l
telegraph operator in Memphis.! A'con~
temporary says he came walking Into
the office one morning looking. like a1
veritable hayseed. He wanted a -3db,
and, although his appearance was not
prepossessing, the office -was short
handed, and he was assigned a desk at
the St Louis wire, the hardest in the.
office.: "At the end of the line was an
operator who'- was chain lightning and>
knew it," says Francis Arthur Jones'
"Life of Edison.;
"Edison had hardly got seated before
St Louis called. The newcomer re
sponded, 'and St Louis started on a
long report which he pumped in like
a house afire. Edison threw -his leg
over the arm of his chair, leisurely
transferred a wad of spruce gum from
his pocket to his mouth, took up a
pen, enamined It critically and started
in about fifty words behind. He didn't
stay there long, though. St Louis let
out another link of speed, and still an
other, and the instrument on Edison's
table hummed like an old style Singer
sewing maichine. Every man in the
office left his desk and gathered around
the jay to see what he was doing with
that electric cyclone.
"Well, sir. he was right on. the word
and taking it down in the prettiest cop
perplate harnd you ever saw, even
crossing his 't's' and dotting his Tls'
and punctuating with as much care as
a man editing telegraph for printers.
St. Louis got tired by and by and be
gan to slow down- Then Edison open
ed the key and said:
"'Hello, there! 'When are you going
to get a hustle on? This Is no primer
class.'
"Well, sir," said the gentleman in
conclusion, "that broke St. Louis all
up. He had been rawhiding Memphis
for a long time, and we were terribly
sore, and to have a man in our office
who could walk all over him made us
feel like a man whose horse had won
the Derby."
Agreed With Him.
Father (alling from head of stairs
at 11:30 p. m.)-Jennie, don't you think
It's about time to go to bed? Jennie
Yes, papa dear. What on earth keeps
you up so late?-Pathfinder.
Not Unusual.
"Sometimes," said Uncle Eben, "I
ketches myse'f lambastiri' -a mule fob
doin' purty .much de same as I would
do if I was in de mule's place!"
Washington Star.
Nature creates merit; fortune brings