The Manning times. (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, March 11, 1908, Page 4, Image 4
THEY GAVE THE BALLS.
And the People Danced to Pay the
Debts of Louis XIV.
In 1712 Louis XIV. favored the
opera, then established in the first
salle of the Palais Royal (there have
been two). with a special mansion for
the better acconnuodation of its ad
ministration. archives and rehearsals.
This hotel is situated in the Rue
Nicaise. The building was generally
designated under the name of Maga
sia, whence the term Filles du Maga
sin (not de magasin), which was applied
not only to the female choristers and
srpers, but to the female dancers them
selves. It so happened that the king
forgot to pay his architects and work
men. In order to satisfy them the
Chevalier de Bouillon conceived the
idea of giving balls in the opera
house, for which idea he received an
annual pension of G,000 francs. le
was paid, but the king's debtors were
not, for, although the letters patent
were granted somewhere about the
beginning of 1713, not a single ball
had been given when the most mag
nificent of the Bourbon sovereigns de
scended to his grave.
One day shortly after his death
d'Argenson, the then lieutenant of
police, was talking to Louis' nephew.
Philippe d'Orleans. the regent. "Mon
signore." he said. "there are people who
go about yelling that his majesty of
blessed memory was a bankrupt and
a thief. I'll have them arrested and
have them flung into some deep under
ground dungeon." "You don't know
what you are talking about," was the
answer. "Those people must be paid,
and then they'll cease to bellow."
"But how, monsignorey' "Iet's give
the balls that were projected by Bouil
lon." So said, so done. and the people
danced to pay Louis XIV.'s debts, as.
according to Shadwell, people drank
to fill Charles II's coffers:
The king's most faithful subjects we
In 's service are not dull.
We drink to show our loyalty
And make his coffers full.
-London Saturday Review.
A SERIOUS LAUGH.
The Penalty of Mirth at an Ancient
Church Celebration.
There was a church celebration of a
rather exciting nature many years ago
in Lynn, Mass. The occurrences mark
ing the dedication of the Old Tunnel
Meeting house in 16S2 are recorded
by an eyewitness and quoted in Oba
diah Oldpath's "Lin." After the form
al ceremony of dedication a feast was
held.
Ye dinner was in ye greate barne of
Mr. Hood. While we were at table a
rooster flew to ye beam over our heads.
Mr. Richardson, ye Newbury minis
ter, in a very loud voise and stately
mien proclaimed that tho ye house was
a noble temple it yet was but a fit cas
ket for ye godly jewel of Lin. Where
upon a most lusty crow was set up by
ye old cock on ye beam, and he flapped
his wings, sending ye dust down on to
ye table.
Ye companie hurled apples at ye mis
behaving fowle, but, not being of good
aim, did not hit, and *ith a whirring
noise it flew to ye ground as if in dis
gust.
Mr. Gerrish was in a merrie mood.
Not having his thots about him, he en
deavored ye dangerous performance of
gaping and laughing at ye same time.
In doing so he set his jaws open in
such a wise that it was beyond his
power to bring them back again. His
agonie was very greate, and his joyful
laugh was soon turned to grievous
groaning.
We did our utmost to stay the an
guish of Mr. Gerrish, but could make
out but little till Mr. Rogers, who
knoweth something of anatomie, did
bid ye sufferer to sit down on ye floor
and, taking his head between his legs,
turning ye face upward as much as
possible, gave a powerful blow and
sudden press, which brought ye jaws
again into working order. But Mr.
Gerrish did not gape nor laugh much
more, neither did he talk much for
that matter
A F'elicitous Aside.
A senator, de'cribing a campaign
wherein he had outgeneraled a rival,
said:
"When It became plain that victory
was mine, when~ my opponent's face
began to grow dark.:r and more for
bidding, I smiled to myself. I could
have muttered to myself some such
felicitous aside as that which came
from the small boy wvho was being
spanked. In the course of his spankl
ing the boy's mother paused to say in
sincere tones:
"'Toguy, this hurts me- far more
than it does you.'
"And thereupon in his odd, face
downward position the boy winked
and muttered to himself:
"'I was afraid that hard board I put
in the seat of my trousers might in
jure her delicate hand.' "
Got It Overboard.
Once while in a foreign port Admiral
Dewey ordered the heaviest hoisting
tackle in the ship to be got out of the
hold without delay. Nobody knew
what it was for, as there was nothing
just at that time, either heavy or
light, to be taken on board or sent
ashore. After two hours' hard work
the tackle was in place, and Dewey
then ordered that a large chew of
tobacco which had been thrown under
one of the guns be hoisted overboard
and dumped into the sea.
Helpless.
First Deaf Mute--If you objected to
his kissing you, why didn't you call
for .help? Second Deaf Mute-I
couldn't. He was holding both my
hands.-Halrper's Weekly.
Patience is the strongest of strong
drinks, for It kills the giant despaIr.
Jerrold.
Kodol is today the best known and
most reliable remedy for all disorders
of the stomnach,such as dyspepsia, heart
burn, sour stomach and belching of
gas. Kodol contains the same juices
found in a healthy stomach. Kodol is
pleasant to take. It is auaranteed to
aire relief and is sold here by W. EC.
Brown & Co.
Following Instructions
"Here, nmy poor man." said a kind old
lady. "here is a shillIng for you. Now
don't go and spend it in vile drink."
"Thank you. ma'aml." answered the
tramp heartily. "I'll not. I sup~pose
you was a-referring to the wvretchied
stuif they 'as at the Dun C'ow,' mum?'
A 2,. but I'll go to the Blaek Bull. They
keep the right sort there:--London
Spectato~r.
Active Enough.
Physician (reflectively)-H'm: The
case Is one, I think, that will yield to
a mild stimulant. Let me see your
tonaue, madam. it you please. Hlus
band of Patient (hastily)-Doctor. her
tongue doesn't need any stimulating.
Revolting Scene Pictured ny a
Spanish Novelist.
NERVE OF THE HAUGHTY DON
Striking Description of the Daring and
Courage Displayed by the Old Gen
eral Who Would Not Permit an Eng
lishman to Outdo Him.
The realistic Spanish novelist.
Va.ldes. in one of his most popular
storie< ("Sister San Suplice." trans
lated by Nathan Haskell Dolel gives
a description of a retired Spanish -en
eral's afternoon out whi':h wiil illu
imiate maitiny (hivalric incidents in
Spanish life and aptly illustrates the
reckless daring and courage of which
the average haughty don is liberally
possessed. The scene is a sort of pic
nic grounds In the outskirts of Seville:
"Mealitiue the animation had been
on the increase among the ruffians.
The period of unmannerly action had
come. One of them climbed upon a
table to make a speech, and then the
others. by way of applause. threw
sherry and manzanilla in his face.
Another was trying to lift with his
te th a companion whom drunkenness
had stretched out on the floor. He did
not succeed. le merely tore his sack
coat. Still others were committing
absurd and extravagant actions. imak
ing a great noise and uproar.
"The count remained grave and
silent, drinking one glass of sherry
after another. But his eyes were no
longer, as usual. incomprehensible and
unfathomable. like those of a man tired
of life. Though he did not speak or
move about he seemed a different
man.
"The Englishman had taken off his
jacket and waistcoat and, rolling up
his shirt sleeves, was exhibiting his
biceps, which were really powerful,
and trying to break empty bottles on
his arm. Once blood had come. but h6
went on breaking the bottles without
paying any attention to it. Then lie
asked the waiter to bring a bottle of
rum and a large glass. He filled thIs
to the brim with the liquor. and then
slowly, without moving a muscle or
even winking, he drained it to the hot
tom. Then he sat down at the table
opposite the count and said solemnly:
" 'You can't do that.'
"A flash of fury gleamed through
the harebrained nobleman's eyes, but
he succeeded in restraining himself,
and, turning the rest of the bottle into
the glass, he calmly ordered the wait
er to bring him some pepper. He
threw in a pinch of it, then threw into
t his cigar ashes heaped up before
him and. without saying a word, with
the same scornful, contemptuous smile,
drained the glass and, not content with
that, bit it in pieces. We saw his lips
spotted with blood. The company re
ceived with oles and shouts of tri
umph this proof of an unconquerable
stomach, in which it seemed as though
the national honor were concerned.
"Our neighbors in the other booths
must have reached the same happy
grade of temperature, for nothing was
heard but extravagant shouts, the
crashing of glasses. coarse laughter
and swearing.
"The count was not yet satisfied
with his victory ov'er the Englishman.
While he was swallowing with appar
ent calmness the glasses of liquor
which were offered to him he did not
cease to devour him with his eyes,
carried away by a dull madness. which
soon broke out. His eyes, which were
the only part of his impassive face
that moved, gleamed more and more
ferociously, like those of a madman
when a straitjacket has been put on
him. The Englishman continued to
boast of his strength. He was now
thoroughly intoxicated and talking im
pudently enough to the others, who
were not so drunk.
"'So you are very valiant, are you?
asked the count, still smiling disdain
fully.
"'More than you,' retorted the Eng
lishman.*
"Don Jenaro started to spring at him,
but the others restrained him. Soon
calming himself, he said:
"'If you are so brave, why not put
your hand on the table?'
"'What for?'
"'To pin it down with mine.'
"The Englishman without an in
stant's hesitation stretched out his
huge, brawvny hand. The count took
out of his pocket a damaskeened dag
ger and laid his delicate, gentlemanly
hand on the Englishman's, and with
out hesitation and with a ferocious
grip he raised the point with the other
and drove it through both into the ta
"The women uttered a cry of terror.
All of us men ran to their assistance.
A few left the place in search of help.
In an instant our booth was filled with
blood. From the wounds great drops
of blood streamed. staining the hand
kerchiefs which we applied to them.
"A doctor who happened to be among
the bystanders dressed the wounds
provisionally with the few means at
his disposal. The count smiled while
they were dressing his hand. The
Englishman was as sick as a horse,
and soon the count was the same, and
both were taken to such rooms as the
establishnent had to offer and went
to bed. Ever-v one left, commenting
on the barbarism of the deed."
A Zulu Rain Charm.
The Zulus employ a rain charm which
is very remarkable considering their
usual fierceness and cruelty. They
catch a bird, and after the tribal v'iz
ard has consecrated it and made it a
"heaven bird" they throw it inte a
pool of water. In spite of their o an
indifference to the sufferings of ani
mas they believe that the sky, w'i'h
they conceive to be a personality, will
be full of woe at the death of the bird
and drop sympathetic tribute i? show
ers of rain.
If vou would like to fool some wise
Coffee Critic, who knows line collfee on
taste and flavor. quiet'y make for' him
a batch of Dr. Shoop's H-ealth Coffee
and serve it piping hot. It deceived
Mrs. Shoop, and will I believe deceive
n one. 'And there is not a grain of
real coffee in it. Health Coffee is made
from pur'e toasted grains, malt. nuts.
nec. .Made in a minute-no 20 to :30
minutes tedious boiling. 1 1-2 pounds.
25c. Manning Grocery Co.
A Knocker That Meant Life.
So cruel were some of the punish
ments meted out to criminals in Eng
land centuries ago that it wa-s small
wonder the poor wretches claimed the
"right of sanctuary." If they reached
a church or some other privileged place
the law could not touch them. A curi
ous relic in connection with this cus
tom exists today in the form of the
(aint knocker on thle door of Durham
ctcdrai. The aplli'ant 1maving ham
mered at the portal. one of the' priests
iside woud Iinspe'-t him thmronaU ith
eyes of the eni-er imsk above the
nocker .mdl after due parley wotl
SCOTSMEN IN KILTS.
That Is One Sight You Will Not See
In Edinburgh.
A writer of the London Tatler has
bc-el in Edinburgh and reports as fol
lows: There i.; one thing that always
disappoints the visitor to Edinburgh,
and Ithat is a compluete -isence of kilts.
or. rather. the absence of Scotsmieni in
kilts. If you ieevt a limin wearing a
kilt inl the treets of the Queen City of
the Forth it Xvill be a grave mistake to
suppose that lie is the laird of Gor
mnck or sOie other equally famous
highland chieftatin. Ile is nothing of
the sort. As a matter of fact. his name
is Ilodgkins, and he is employed dur
ing eleven months of the year licking
up envelopes, for a firm on the shady
side of I.othbiury avenue. L.ondoni. E. C.
Another mistake which strangers are
apt to Iake lies in suipiposing that the
good people of Scotland talk Scotch. I
shall never torget my surprise on the
occasion of my first visit to Edinburgh.
when a policeniai at the corner of
Frederie street. to whom I remarked.
pleasantly that it was "braw, brient:
nicht the nicht. xvhateffer," told me to
push off and stop asking him conun
drums. Scotsmen do not as a rule talk
at all. They possess the gift of silence
to a really renarkable degree. I know
a gillie named Donald, who lives in
Perthshire. in whose society I have
Somlietimehl'S spent whole days stalking
the elusive stag wvithvut his ever
vouchsating a single remark of :iny
kind. I remonstrated with him once,
pointing out that such silence as his
almost amotunted to taciturnity. Ie
promised to try and cultivate a certain
measure of garrulity. and after we had
walked across the heather for live
hours. during which time I could see
that his brain was working feverishly,
he suddenly turned to me and exclaim
ed. "You's a fearfu' earthquake they
had in Jamaical" after which striking
eftvrt he rehipsed once more into his
habitual at t itude of respectful silence.
$100.00 paid by Dr. Shoop for any re
cent case of Grippe or acute Cold that
that a 25 cents box of Preventies will
not break. How is this for an offer?
The Doctor's supreme confidence in
these little Caddy Cold Cure Tablets
Prevents-is certainly complete. It's
a $100. against 25 ccats-pretty big
odds. And Preven tics, remember, con
tain no quinine, no laxative, nothing
harsh nor sickeninz. Pneumonia would
never appear if early colds were al
ways broken. Safe and sure for feverish
children. 48 Preventies 25c. W. E.
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STATE OF SOUTH CAROUNA,
Clarendon County,
COURT OF COMDION PLEAS.
Copy Summons for Reliref.
(Complaint Served.)
Mlarion Mloise, Plaintiff.
against
Arthur Biliups, Defendant.
To The Defendants Above Named:
You are hereby summoned and re
uired to answer the complaint in this
ction, of which a copy is herettith
erved upon you, and to serve a copy of
'our answer to the said complaint on
the Subscribers at their office, .120-122
orth Nain Street, in the City of Sum
ter, S. C., within twenty days after the
service hereof, exclusive of the day of
ervice: and if you fail to answer the
omplaint within the time aforesaid,
the plaintiffs in this action will apply
p the Court for the relief demanded in
.he complaint.
Dated Fe bruary 22nd, A. D., 1908.
LEE & MOISE,
Plaintiff's Attorneys.
To The Defendant, Arthur Bilups,
Take .Cottee, That the Summons and
Comlaint in the a bove styled Action
were filed in the Ofiice of the Clerk of
Court on the 24th day of February, 1908
LEE & MOISE,.
Plaintiff's A ttorne-vs.
TATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA,
Cunty of Clarendon,
By James M. Wind ham, Esq., Judge
of Probate.
H EREAS, A braham Benbow made
I suit to me, to grant him Letters
f Administration of the estate and
fects of Bacchus Benbow.
These are therefore to cite and ad'
monish all and singular the kindred
and creditors of the said Bacchus
Benbow, deceased, that they be and
.pear before me,in the Court of Pro
bate, to be held at Manning, S. .C.. on
the 19th~ day of Mareh next, after
ublication ~thereof, at 11 o'clock in
the forenoon, to show cause, it any
they have, why the said nauiuistra
tion should not be granted.
Given under myl hand, this5 2nd
day of March. A. D. 1998.
JAMES M. WIND)HAM,
[sgan.] J adge of Pruobare.
STATE OF SOUTH CAROUINA,
County of Clarendon.
3v Jamnes M. Windham. E'sq., Probate
' Judge.
A HEIREAS. John H. Timmnona made
sit to me. to grant him lctters of ad
ministration of the estate and ellfects
of Martha E'. Timnmons.
These are therefore to cite andl ad
monish all and singular the kindred
ma creditors of the said Martha E'.
'1imos. dcceasel, that they be indI
appear before me. in tie Court o.f Po
ate to be bidh at Mlanning on the 20thI
ay of F'ebruaryv. next after publienition
ercof, at il n'rhcek in tie forenoon.
to show eause. if any' they haxe why
the said admni~nstratlin shol''d not be
ranted.
Given under' my land, thi> "9th a
f Jannarcv, A.DI. 19 -i~
[SL.] 'JAMES M. WINDI-AM.
.Judge of Prob:-te.
Notice of Discharge.
I will ano:; to the J1udge' of P'robate
for Claendon (Iounty. lil tie 19th day.t
f \larch. 19hi i. forI leit tr of d ischari*ge
s dmini-lrrtrix of liue e~tate ofl
'rank i1. Stukes. decaede.
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