The Manning times. (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, August 21, 1901, Image 4
WILL NOT DOWN.
imperialism Witl Continue to b I
important issue.
t
EX-SENATOR EDMUNDS t
f
Says the People Have Not Yet
Settled it, and His Party
Must Answer for Its
Mistakes.
In an extended interview publis hed
in the Boston Herald Monday last For
mer United States Senator Edmunds,
of Vermont, outilned his views in re- t
gard to the future of' Cuba, Porto Rico
and the Philippines, in a manner
clearly indicsting his belief that im
perialism will continue to be an issue f
in this co2ntry and that the Republi- F
can party will continue to labor under
difficulties arising from these new pos
sesions.
"I think the government's course in a
regard to Cuba has been wrong and
unnecessary. We have net made good
our promises to Cuba, and there was
nothing to prevent us from doing so.
We promised to give the Cubans their
freedom and wcu'd have stood much
better in the eyes of the world and in
our o vn estimation if we had done so.
"My plan would have been to give
them complete independence, as we q
promised to do; let them set up their
government, then Eome tim3 alo2g in
the winter, perhaps, or before they had
had time to get into any foreign entan
glements o: contract any debts, we
could have gone to them and explained
our position in the matter. We could o
have told them that in order to protect .
ourselves we must have some arrange
ment by which they could not make
any alliances with other nations with
out the government of the United
States being consulted; that we had e
set them free, and it was necessary for .
us to see to is that our rights were pro
tested. We could deal with them as t
"a republic and have something in the a
nature of a treaty that world insure us
all the protection necessary and if they t
refused to enter any such an arrange
ment, it would be necessary and right
for us to insist upon it, to tell them e
Ermly that they must agree to it or s
take the consequences. That would a
have been my idea of it, instead of re
fusing to fulfill our promises, and not
giving them an opportunity to say
whether or not we should control their
foreign relations." 0
"Considering the amount of Ameri
can capital that is being invested in
Cuba, and that our relations to the Cu- b
bans will be in a measure similar to a
those which existed between England
and the Transvaal, do you think there
is any danger of a like trouble in a
Cuba?'
"No, I should dislike to compare
anything to that horrible Transvaal at
fair, but I do think it likely that wed
may have a repetition of the experi-d
ences Americans are having in Vene
zuela," said Mr. E-imunds. "fake
these asphalt affairs, for instance. It
is nothing tut reasonable to expectr
that we will have to deal with Cuba as
we do with some of the South
American republics."
"In my opinion we have more to
fear from Porto Rico than from Cuba.E
P'orto Rico is a part of the United
States, and it will probably not be long
before it is flooded with ambitious Z
lawyers and other carpet-baggers, who
will soon be in control of its affairs to
a greater or less extent. Then there
will come a time when the political C
parties will have to consider the pues 8
tion of admitting Porto Rico into ther
Union. The carpet-baggers and others
will find the conditions worse than we6
ever had with any of the Rocky moun
tain territories that have bencm3 states.
We will have much worse people to
deal with than the Populists of the0
west.e
"This will be due, in measure, tob
the fact that Americans, or any of the .
northern races, can not retain their en
ergy in warm climates; their children e
do no not live, while thiose of' the na
tives multiply; the northerner becomes
a very different man, he becomes venal.d
I am afraid that -when Porto R ca is g
ready to be admitted into the Union "
the islaxd will be inthe hands of men b
of this class. Then what do we find?d
She. will have the same representation
in the United States senate as does e
New York. She will probably send P
two senators, representatives of the
class I have described. They will be
venal and purchasable and represent a
people so different from Americansv
that it seems to me, taking this view ofv
it, that this is the greater danger we
have to fear from Porto Rico."
"Then what you say about Ameri
cans .in Cuba would apply to thebn in
the Philippines?" 1
"Yes, although conditions in the
Philippines are in many respects very a:
different. Those islands are farther
away, and we willprobably have to
maintain an armed force there for a
number of years. There will always beb
more or less guerilla warfare going on
there, and we will be in somewhat the ~
same position that England is in India, U
where she is always finding it neces
sary to suppress an uprising of one
sort or another. England's experience
in India has been much the same as
ours will be in Porto Rico and the &
Philippines, that is, in regard to the
men who are sent out to those coun
tries. It is a well known fact that the
children of Englishmen in India do
not live to be more than two years old, 0
and it is now the custom to send them O
to England when very young. The cli
mate affects the Englishman in the
manner in which I have described, and6
then, being far away from home, he
will do things that he otherwise would
not, so that there is always corruption ,
in the management of affairs."
Then you do not think our experi
ence in the Philippines has been worth
the enormous oost?"
"That would depend on how you 8i
tried to balance the account," said Mr. ti
Edmunds. "If you put against the cost ti
the loss of life, the hardship our sol- tl
diers have undergone and the corrup- g
tion that is likely to develop among 0
men so far away, and under such condi- 1
tions, I certainly do not think it has ti
been worth the cost." e
And This in Ohio! d
A bloody race riot has occurred at s
the Big Rock colored cemp grounds in t]
Jackson, 0. The presence of white a
persons was resented and when one of h
the latter got into a fight with a colored g,
man a general row ensued in which ei
nearly a hundred persons engaged. e.
The fight lasted half an hour, when d
the whites were forced to flee from the j
grounds. Beer bottles and clubs were e
the weapons used. More than a dozen i
THE COTTON CR0?.
:ast of the Mississippi River Things
Look Better.
In Nrth Carolina, heavy rains over
he southern counties damaged cotton,
ud in Texas and northern Louisiana
he drought conditions became intensi
ed over extensive areas, to the d3
erioration of the staple, but otherwise
he plants improved n aterial' y in c )n
ition, and over the greater por.ioi of
he belt east of the Mississippi are now
mite promising.
In Te ns, picking is in active pro
;ress, but in no other portions, although
pen bolls are reported from all the
cost southerly scotions. The present
ondition of cotton indicates not less
han an average yield per acre, and in
eations 3 ields above the average may
e expected.
In North Carolina, the past week
,as characteriz d by very heavy rains
rom Monday to Wednesday, inclusive,
rhich were followed by fair, warm and
ery favorab'e weather.
Cotton improved generally during the
reek; late cotton was revived, is vig
rous and will reach sufficient size to
;ve a good yield with a late autumn;
Id cotton seams to be holding its fruit
?ell, and very few reports of shedding
ave been received, but the bolls are
till ecattering on the plants. It may
!e said that in some sections where
he crop was well wcrked cotton will
e good, in most others fair to very
oor.
In South Carolina, with few exzep
ions, correspondents throughout the
tate report an improvement in cotton.
'here are a few fields infested with
ice, some with rust, and there is a
ttle shedding, while on sandy soils
otton seems to have stopped growing,
ut generally the plants are healthy,
f fair siz +, well fruited and still groew
ag. Earliest cotton is opening. Sea
land is blooming profusely.
In Georgia, in the nothern and mid
e counties an abundant rainfall dur
2g the week has put new life into all
roeps, and the cotton crop, in particu
r, was greatly benefited. The latter
now generally in fine condition in
le sections named, except where dam
zed locally by rust and shedding. Too
Euch rain fell in the s~uthwestern
)unties for the good of cotton, and
se wet weather is causing rust, shed
ing and "firing." In the main, how
ver, the crop is doing well in the south
eton and is fruiting heavily. Bolls
re opening in numerous counties.
'odder pulling is the order of the day
i many counties.
In Florida, freq ent showers, fol
)Wtd by hot sunshine, over a portion
northern and central districts caused
tton to shed and, to some extent,
afar from rust. In a few counties,
owever, rains we:e not so frequent
nd the staple did very well. As a
ale, the bottom crop is poor On up
inds the staple is opening qiite freely,
ad picking is becomiog more general.
loudy weather with moderate tempera
area would be beneficial.
In Alabama, generally favorable con
itions prevailed, the temperature av
raging very nearly normal, while the
rought, which had prevailed for near
r three weeks in northern counties,
'as generally broken by fairly copious
ains; heavier rains occured over the
reter portion of the southern half of
le State on several days, while slight
r excessive rainf alls in some east cen
ral, south cesntral and extreme south
rn counties, though amp: a sunshine
ras received in all distriesi, and in a
ew .scattered localities rain is still
eded. Cotton continues in generally
atisfactory condition; it is fruiting and
dlng well, and some early is opening,
ut no picking is :-eported; some few
omplaints of cotton dying on sandy
sil are reo'tived, and reports of rust,
t and sh d ing are more numerous,
ut damage from these causes is not
rious as yet; one repor t of boll worms.
In Mississippi moderate to heavy
lowers were quite general over the
yuthern half or the State and in a few
the north-entral counties; but the
rought continues in many of the north
n counties, and in somne localities is
ecoming very severe. Cotton is grow
ig and fruiuing nicely; opening is be
yming general. In use northwestern
untes, where only a f ew light local
iowers have fallen, upland crops are
terirating. Cotton has stopped
~owing and is sheiding badly, and
me premature opening is reported,
at on lowland it continaes in fair con
ten.
In L:uisiana showers have been gen
al and fra q lent over the southeastern
rtion, ann in localities rains have
ten heavy. No rain has fallen
roughout the northwestern portion of
te State, where the ground is getting
try dry, and in a few localities a se
tre drought is prevailing. The cot
in crop has improved over the south
istern portion of the State and in the
arishes along the Mississippi river,
here it is generally growing and fruit
g well. Over the western portion of
e State the crop needs rain generally,
d in some places has already coin
ened to deteriorate. Rust aid shed
g are reported quite exten sive in a
w localities between the Red and Sa
ne riv .rs. Early planted cotton is
>ening generally throughout the State,
d some picking is being dona. Pre
ture opening as a result of dry
eather is reported from Grant parisis.
no much rain is reported from a few of
e extreme southerstern parishes,
here grass and weeds are getting a
ud start; otherwise the crop is gener
y in a good state of cultivation.
~nile some plaCes report an excellent
ospect, the outlo k is generally for a
eld below the average. In some lo
blities the plant is fruiting to the top
the stalk.
In Tennessee the good rains which
1over the greater portion of the eas
n and midcile divisions on the 5th and
were immensely benefioial to grow
g crops and pastures. Cotton, which,
hle standing the drought fairly well,
as beginning so suffer, will take a new
In Texas, some heavy rains for the
035 part the resut of loca! thunder
orms, occurred over a small area in
se .ortheastern portion of the State on
te 6th, and light showers fell along
e Gulf coast as for south as Mata
>rda county, elsewhere with the ex
~ption of a few light sprinklets over
idely scattered loeslities, conditions,
iroughout the State have been decid
ly drouthy, and the rainfall for the
eek has been markedly deficient. The
rought which has prevailed over the
>utern, western and northwestern
ctions has been greatly intensified by
se dry, warm weather of the past
eek, and, with the hot southerly wind,
ad a disastrous, effect on ve..etation
nerally. Conditions, especially in the
tntrai poit on of the State, have be
me quite seriou.s. The general con
iion of cotton along the greater por
on of the Trinity river valley, thence
aisward to the Lcuisiana border, and
some of the counties along the Guf
while the crop is not seriously snfering
for moisture, a general rain would be
of inealculable value. In all portions
of the State, except where rain fell, a
marked change for the worse is noted
in the condition of cotton, and many
fields which have passed without seri
ous injury through so many unfavor
able conditions are failing fast. Where
rain fell cotton is doing fairly well, but
many complaints of rust are received,
and the boll weevil is working in some
sections; where the drought prevails it,
has stopped growing; a number of
complaints of shedding are received
and a number of fields are reported to
be opening prematurely. Cotton pick
ing except in some of the northern
counties i in general progress.
In Arkansas about normal tempora
ture prevailed during the week. Rain
fell in most sections of the State, but
was very uncveniy distributed. Cotton
is reported to be in very good condition
in many section?, while in others it is
shedding and rust is dping some lam
age.
In Oklahoma and Indian Territory
cotton continued to make a fair growth
bolling a -d fruiting well, and was in
good condition, except over a few lo
calities where it is shedding consider
able, due to hot, dry weather.
WEATHER AND CROP3.
Ideal Conditions Prevailed Nearly all
Over the State.
The following is the weekly bulletin
of the condition of the weather and
crops in the State issued yesterday by
Director Bauer of the South Carolina
section of the climate and crop service 1
of the United S:ates weather bureau: 1
Moderate and nearly normal temper
ature prevailed during the week end- I
ing S a. m. Monday, August l2.h, with
a maximum of 96 degrees at Green- 1
wood and a minimum of 62 degrees at
Greenville. In the southeastern coun
ties and a few localities in other por I
tions of the State the amount of sun
shine was deficient, but generally it t
was just right for cotton and other
crops. Damaging high winds cc ,urred I
at a fiw points, blowing down some
corn.
General and benefirial rains occurred
on the 5th, 6 h and 7h. There were
also scattered showers near the close
of the week. At a few points in the I
middle Savannah valley more rain is 1
needed, while over the northeastern t
counties the rainfall was excessive and 1
to sone extent harmful. Sam) places
in that section had over six inches of 1
rain in two days, and the week's av
erage for the whole States is about t o
inches.
Freshets in the Wateree and Great
Pee Dae rivers and confluent creeks I
destroyed all lowland crops, entailing
great loss and causing much distress
in those sections.
After making due allowance for the I
damaging conditions briefly noted
above, the past week was the most I
favorable one of the season on growing
crops, and the ideal weather conditions I
caused a marked improvement on all
crops, except ea' ly corn and tobacco,
both being too nearly ripe to be benefit.
ted.
With few exceptions, correspondents
throughrout the State report an im 1
pro vement in cotton. There are a few
fields infested with lice, some with
rust, and there is a little shedding,
while on sandy soils cotton seems to
have stopped growing, but generally
the plants are healthy, of fair asize, well
frunted and still growing. Earliest cot
ton is opening! sea island is blooming
prof useiy.
Little change-is noted in old corn,
but young has improved and is now
promising. Tobacco cutting and caring
is unfiaisned, having been delayed by
the excessive rains. Rice is heading
well in most districts, and some will
soon be ready to harvest.
Peas, sweet potatoes and all minor
crops are doing well, excapr s igar cane
and sorghum, which are poor in places
The hay crop will be a large one ovar
the western counties. Pasture are
fie. The soil is in excellent condition
for plantirng fall truck crops, and for
sowing turnips. The general outlook
for autumn filled crops is decidedly bet
ter than heretofore.
Republican Prosperity.
The Spartanburg Herald says ane cat
ton mills in Fail Raver have made a 14
per cent reduc;ion in wages, to go into
effect the trat of September. The ac
tion unanimous. While cotton mills
all over the country are having a hardi
time just now, making more goods than
they oa.n dispose of profitably, it is to
be hoped that the mills of the south
will be able to tide over this period of.
depression without reducing wages.
Tillman's View.
Senator TillIman of South Carolina,
who was in Washington Tuesday en
route east-to meet an engagement to
leture, said that Senator MVcLaurin is
not so strong in his State toiay as he
was six week. ago. He was sure that
if the primary election for senator were
to come off in South Carolina now Mr.
MLaurin could no; get more than 15,
000 or 20,000 in the first pnimary a
year hence, and he was satisfied he
could not be elected.
A Town Burned
Early Wednesday morning fire broke 1
out at Chipley, Fia., a railway station, t
and destroyed property worth $100,-c
000, . The fire was of an incendiary t
origin, and makes the third that hast
imied that town within the past 60e
days. The citizsns will offer a large
reward for the apprehension of the in-i
endiaries who are supposed to be ne-t
groes. There is considerable excite-r
ment.
A Mean Defence.
Miss Stella Emslie, of Prescott, On-a
tario, has brought suit for breach of
promise against a former sweetheart.
In his answer to the suit the defen-r
dant alleges that when he became en
gaged, eight years age, Miss Emeslia
weighed 125 pounds, but that she now t
weighs 315 pounds, and is not the girlt
to whom he became engaged. That he f
is a small man, and could not consent1
to marry her.t
Houses Washed Away. a
Coal Creek in Tennessee is two feet
higher than ever before in its history.
Half of the town of Coal Creek is inun
dated and the people are moving to
higher ground. Seven bridges and
trestles on the Southern 'railroad near
Oal Creek are reported washed away.
Sixhouss were washed away near Coal
Creek. The damage will amount to
many thousand dollars. Nc liV(s are
reported lost.
He Is Right.
Melville E Ingalls, president of the,
"Big Four" Railway company, one of
the brainicet of the captains of indus
try, publi'y declarel that the only
way to save the institutions cf this
country is to return to state rights-E
local self goveanment." He is dead
CHARLESTON WAKING UP.
rhe City Council End, the Dispensary
Law as an Ordinance
The Columbia Record says unich in
terest has been enaitod, especially in
lispensary circles over the proposed sc
ion of the city council of Charleston in
passing an anti-liquor selling ordin
nee. When Mayor 3myth appeared
before the state boar. of control be
ieclared that while the oily enforced
the law as well as possible, yet he
lidn't think the passige of such an
>rdinance would be conatitutiona', as
the city had no jurisdiction in such
uases any more than it hai in burglary
>r murder or such serious crimes. The
state board withheld the profi:s from
harleston, and that seems to have
brought about a chan ge of of opinion
s to the constitutionality of the en
Eoroement of such an ordinance The
following is from the Charleston Past:
"As was stated y3sterday in the
Evening Post, the ordinance is pra
ically a ro enactment of the dispen
ary act itself. The c.rdinanoa gives
he mayor and the p~lice the right to
make the dispensers obey the law as
ell as the people generally. The
lispensary act covers the conduct of
he liquor traffic in all the details of
the prevailing system and the beer
lispensers, the regular dispensers
and the illicit dealers will all get a
taste of the new ordinance in curse of
time.
"It is understool that the police
uthorities will give their attenti n
:o the hours of operation of the dis
pensers and will ee-ze beer wagon
mud contents on the streets after
ours, will require the dispensers to
sell only to parties who will sign their
names on an open book, to be kept
specially for the purpose, not to sell
:o drunkards, minors and men who are
nown to deal illegally in liquor, and
he many other piovissions governing
he dispensers, will hav to be followed
' 0a the other hand, the polioe are
-q-ired to keep a close watch on the
)arrooms, and it is proposed to en
orce the new ordinanc 3 in a way
hat has never been done here before.
Lhe proposed system will make the
lispensers keep a check on the bar
*oom keepers and the latter will in
urn watch the former, and between
he espionage of the dispensers and
llicit dealers on each other and the
afomation which they will give, the
,olice department will be kept busy
mud the law will be properly enforced.
"With the supply from the dispen
aries shut off, many of the barrooms
will close, for it is generally known
hat most of the cheap whiskey sold
ibout the city comes fram the diepan
caries. With an active force of con
stables at the depots and along the
water front, the importrs of liquors
will find business dull and unprofit
ible. Chief of Police Boyle had noth
ng to say this morning regarding the
iew ordinance, except that he would
see that the provisions were observed
'he ordinance is not yet operative, as
,t must be ratified before it becomss a
aw, and that cannot be done until
souncil meets next month. In the
neantime, the police force wi'l doubt
ess study up ways and means of en
oring the act."
Object to Negro Neighbor.
The Rev. Dr. Seth D. Smith, pastor
f the Betal African Methodis Epis
sopal church at Dean street and Schnec
ady avenue, Brooklyn, who lives at
[73 Schenectady avenue, is having a
hard time of it as his landlord and the
eighbors are opposed to his occupying
he house. Dr. $mith moved into the
ouse about ex weeks ago and paid two
monthe rent in advance. When his
white neighbors learned that a negro
1ad moved into the avenue they be
same angry and since then have made
t unpleasant for him. Day and night
is ears are assailed by the negro song:
'Coon, coon, coon; I wish my color
would fade;
Joon, coon, coon; i wish I was a diffbr
ent shade.
Joon, cocn, coon; morning, night amnd
noon,
[ wish I was a white man, instead of a
coon, coon, coon."
Dr. Smith says he intends to hold the
ort. He rented the house in order to
> near his church. Tne landlord says
ie will not take another cent from the
legro clergyman and when the time is
ip will begin dispossess proceedings.
Dr. Smith lauarhs at the landlord and
hows with much satisfaction a 1b ase
or one year.
"If they wil not accept the rent when
t is due," said Dr. Smith, "it is their
>usiness and not mine. The rent will
,e ready when it is due. If they wont
ske it, I'll not force it upon them, but
'm here to stay until the lease ex
>ires."-New 1 ork Sun.
Makes Cloth New Again.
Take about 20 laurel-leaves, prefer
bly young, and, having carefully
rashed them, place them in an earth
inware dish. Pour a pint of boiling
rater over them, and let them steep for
wo or three hours, and you will have
a excellent solution for cleaning cloth
ir serge. It will be found to remove
1l status without the least injury to
he fabric. IBrush the garment well on
th sides, and remove all linings and
rimmings in bad coadition. S3pread
i a table, and sponge carefully with
he solution, wring and dry. It will
hen look like new. iBtek slik can be
ileaned in this way, but greater care is
Lecessary. If the silt is in breadth.,
t must be very lightly sponged, then
ightly rolled in a linen cloth round a
oer, and allowed thus to dry.
How to Save Your Figs.
A gentleman on the Sand Hills lost
11 of the first crop of' figs by the depre
ations of rnumerous jay-birds, wocd
teckers and sparrows infesting that
egion. When the second fig crop came
in, the feathered host prepared for
,nother banquet, but were frustrated
y a simple aevice. Strings with fiut
ering pennons c f red tissue paper were
estconed arouad and about the tree.
~he birds came, halted in an adjacent
ree, held a vociferous indignation
neeting and retired bmffibd. This seems
n effective fig protection and may be
ommended to the attention of the de
artment of agriculture.-Augusta
Jhrnicle.
Stays in Jail.
Carrie Nation, the smasher of liquor
aloons, is rusticating in jail in Topeka,
iecause she can't pay a fine of $148,
,d of all the crowd of cranks that fob
owed and egged her on not one has
een to see her or offer har help. Even
)vid, her husband, has deeerted her.
at perhaps David thinks that keeping
Lr in jail is the best way to keep her
rithin bounds.
Two Ladies Drowned.
Stella and Gertrude Ambrose, daugh
ers of Pilot Andrew Ambrose, of
lavannah, were drowned Wednesday
rhile bathing in the surf off Farber's
oint 'Tybee island.
ltattuesnaked.
From the effective character of
their weapons of offense and defense,
rattlesnakes have a great advantage
In the struggle for existence against
all animals except man and his do
mertic companion, the pig. Hence,
in unsettled localities in North Amer
ica they are abundant, especially in
the warm regions of the south and
west. In many places they are the
most abundant species of snakes, as,
for instance, on the plains, where no
species is as often seen as the Cro
talus confluentus. That they have
been much more abundant in many
will parts of the east than at pres
ent is indicated by the great quanti
ties of their bones which are found
in the caves of the limestone regions
of the Mississippi valley. The pig,
as is well known, will destroy and eat
rattlesnakes with impunity. It is said
that the poison is not sufficiently in
troduced into the circulation to cause
deAth, owing i o the thick adipose lay
er with which the domesticated pig
Is covered.-Smithsonian Report.
The Bermuda Lily.
The Bermuda lily was introduced
into this country in 1375. Two plants
in bud and bloom were brought to
Philadelphia by a lady and given to a
florist. This florist, appreciating their
beauty and value, cultivated the plants
for the bulbs. Since that time the ex
porting of the lily bulbs has been one
of the industries of Bermuda. Very
few lilies are exported, as the cut flow
ers do not arrive in good condition.
Nor does it pay to export the growing
plants, because of the duty and the
cost of freighting so delicate a cargo.
The bulbs are exported all over the
world and are a valuable source of
revenue. Thus these beautiful lilies
have a new significance. They bloom
that, dying, they may come to life un
der new conditions, where they sur
pass in beauty what they were in their
native home. The cultivating of the
bulbs means special care of the flow
ers, for to this care is due the quality
of the bulb.-Lilian Betts, in Woman's
Home Companion.
Convention.
The beautiful Lib Teters, daughter
of Jim Teters, the illicit distiller, ob
served with uneasiness that the reve
nue officer had red hair and wore
glasses.
For convention prescribed that she
fall in love with this person and be
tray her father'ssecret to him.
"Marry an ill-favored mug, this!"
she muttered, dropping somewhat in
to colonial dialect before she per
ceived, in her agitation, just where she
was dropping.
But there was a measure of consola
tion in the reflection that convention
likewise made it incumbent upon the
revenue officer brutally to desert her,
after he had obtained the information
he wanted.-Detroit Journal.
Wanted Thirteen-Inch Shells.
The negro porter in a certain office
building applied to a young lawyer
who had frightened him on various oc
casions and asked him to write out all
of the big words he knew on a piece of
paper.
The lawyer, being puzzled at the re
quest, asked the negro what he wanted
with the words.
"Well, you see, boss," replied the
darky, "I is going to have a debate with
a sassy young nigger who thinks he is
eddicated. He don't know big words,
and he hasn't got de sense to find out
how to git dem, and if you will jest
help me out, boss, I will do dat Digger
up in de fust round."-Memphis Scim
itar.
The Queen Got Her Primroses.
The following little anecdote, told
by the queen herself, will show her in
dependence of character: Very fond
of primroses, and finding none in the
royal gardens, she sent word to have
some planted. The gardeners, the
queen said, made many objections, and
finding, shortly afterward, that her
wishes had not been carried out, she
dispatched a messenger, inquiring the
reason. "I suppose Queen Anne had
none," she said, "so they did not think
It proper for me to have any: but I
sent them word promptly that Queen
Victoria would have some-and she
dd."-Century.
Matter of Tone.
Wife-We really ought to have a
piano.
Husband-What's the good of hav
ing a piano? You can't play.
"No, but it would give tone to the
house."
"Oh, if it's tone you want I'll buy a
bans drum."-Chicago Daily News.
Accounted For.
"I wonder why we always have some
very bleak weather after the begin
ning of spring?" the observant board
er remarked.
"Oh, the weather bureau has some
winter remnants to work off," the
dry goods boarder said.-Pittsburgh
Chronicle-Telegraph.
Sovereign. La India.
The sovereign has never been a pop
ular coin in India. Among the wealthier
natives who have not yet learned to
trust the yellow metal as currency the
idea of turning a sovereign into orna
ments, such as earrings and brooches,
has recently become a fad.-N. Y. Sun.
Stingy.
Some people are so stingy that ii
given a million dollars they would
register a violent kick because they
had to pay taxes on it.-Chicage
Daily News.
Mean Man to Deal With.
It is not safe to buy a man, for if
he is mean enough to sell out, he is
also mean enough to tell it.-Wash
ington (Ia.) Democrat.
The Worst Evil.
The worst evil we have to contend
with In this world is insincerity.
Chicago Daily News.
Cupid in Command.
Of the 400 American teachers who
Bailed on the transport Thomas from
an Francisco to Manila, sixty of them
on reaching Honolulu were married.
he teachers had been chosen from the
nany normal universities of the coun
try and were strangers to each other.
rheir acquaintance and courtship ex
ended over a period of less than tea
days The captain of the Thomas re
fused to permit the weddings while at
sea, and the thirty couple, upon the
arrival of the transport at Honolulu,
ought out a clergyman and were mar
ried. A boat was chartered and the
thirf y pairs made a tour of the bay.
A Fatal Stroke.
A terrific electrical storm visited
the Gr enville section Monday night,
doing cansiderable damage in the mill
village of the American Spinning
ompany. A six-room house was struck
and Miss Citoria Levi and Miss Bus
bee were almost instantly killed. Cling
ham Ward was, also struck, but is
still living, although his condition is
still serious. Four children of the
assell family, who were occupants
of the house, were also shocked, re
Origin of the Toast.
If the celebrated Beauty of Bath in
the days of Charles the Second, who
was the original "toast," had been Iden
tified by the Tatler, when it traced the
eerivation of this word, which two cen
turies ago was a pleasant and entirely
unnecessary excuse for much drinking,
one important phase of the social sea
son in New York might be dedicated to
her. The distinguished editors of the
Tatler were somewhat lacking in news
sense, according to modern standards.
They didn't search the musty inn rec
ords of Bath for the lady's name, and
probably they wouldn't have found it
If they had. The Tatler's picturesque
explanation of the present secondary.
meaning of the word toast has ever
sinoe been accepted as adequate. A
celebrated beauty was discovered in
the Cross Bath by some of her admir
ers, one of whom took a glass of the
water in which she stood and drank
her health. Another gall'a.nt, well fud
died with wine, offered to jump in, and
swore that although he liked not the
liquor, he would have the toast, this
being an allusion to the usage of the
time of drinking with a toast at the
bottom of the glass. "This whim,"
says the Tatler, naively, "gave founda
tion to the present honor which is
done to the lady we mention in our
liquors who has ever since been called
a toast."-George B. Mallon, in Ains
lee's.
Better If He Had.
Coming home rather late one night,
old Jones discovered a country yokel
with a lantern standing by the kitchen
door.
"Young man," said he, "what are
you doing here?"
"I've come a-courting, sur."
"A-courting? What do you mean?"
"Well, I'm a follower of Mary, the
kitchen maid, sur."
"Do you usually carry a lantern
when you are on such errands?" asked
the old man, sarcastically.
"Yes, sur, always."
"Don't tell me such nonsense. You
had better be off quickly - courting
with a lantern, indeed! In my young
days I never used such a thing."
"No, sur," replied the yokel, sidling
off, "judging by yer missus, I shouldn't
think yer did."-London King.
Turns Flank on Monitress.
It was at an exclusive South side
boarding school and the young women
pupils in the institution were at din
ner. The preceptress was a task mis
tress of the most rigid sort and al
ways paid special attention to the
manners of the young women at the
table. She laid down the strictest
rules and she compelled her pupils to
obey them to the letter.
On this occasion she espied one of
the young women wiping her knife
with a napkin.
"Would you do such a thing as that
at home?" .asked the preceptress,
sharply.
"No, indeed, I would not," replied
the young woman. "We have clean
knives at home."-Chicago Chronicle.
Viennese Mufs.
A peasant woman in Vienna is sel
dom seen in winter without her muff
of dilapidated fur, writes a traveler.
She may carry a hod of bricks, or a
shovel, or drag a wagon with one
hand, but the other will be secure
from the weather. It is not an un
usual sight in the Austrian capital to
see women w.orking in the street, re
pairing pavements and making
trenches, swinging pick and handling
shovel. in the most masterly fashion.
These women wear almost any sort
of costume that may be at hand. To
their backs are often strapped bas
kets containing heavy burdens, or
mayhap the family cherub' swung
over the shoulders in a shawL-N. Y.
Sun.
Wonderful Milking Record.
The milking record for New Zealand
has been put up by a Plains settler
and his wife, who, without any help
except what could be given by a 20
month-old infant, milked 79 cows twice
daily. It is a fact, and can be vouched
for, that he delivered on an average
2,000 pounds of milk a day at the fac
tory, and not a penny was spent in
wages last year.-New Zealand Eee
ord.
The Sumatran Widow.
In Sumatra, if a woman is left a
widow, immediately after her hus
band's death she plants a flagstaff at
her door, upon which a flag is raised.
So long as the flag remains untorn by
the wind the etiquette of Sumatra for
bids her to marry, but at the first rent,
however tiny, she ean lay aside her
weeds and accept the first offer she
has.-Womanhood.
Alabama Beaten Biscuit.
One quart flour, one tablespoonful
lard and butter mixed, teaspoonful
salt. Mix into a stiff dough with wa
ter. Pound or work until the dough
is soft and "blisters." Roll out the
dough until three-quarters of an inch
thick; cut out with small biscuit
cutter; mark with fork holes. Bake
in moderate oven.-Washington Star.
When Charm Meets Charm.
Mr. Jackson-I done hab my rabbit's
foot erlong, but she give me de mahble
heahit, jes' same!
Mr. Johinson-Mebbe she done bab
her rabbit's foot erlong, tool-Smart
He Knew 'rnem.
Smartley-That's young Bluegore
who just passed.
HRartley-You seem to be familiaE
hereabouts. I guess you know more
than half of the young swells in
town, eli?
"If I didn'.t know more than all of
them put together, I'd go to school
again."-Philadelphia Press.
Among Women Friends.
"Now I am sure that Ernesto
wants to marry me."
"What ground have you for saying
that?"'
"I've noticed that Ernesto begins
to be unable to stand mamma."
Mexican Herald.
No Doubt About It.
"You seem," said tne authior's irri
table friend. "to think you know
more than anybody else."
"I seem to think so?" was the se
rene rejoinder. 'Not at all, my dear
boy; I know it!"-Tit-Bits.
The Limit.
First Arctic Explorer (coming
down)-I've been hunting for the pole
for the last 18 months.
Second Arctic Explorer (going up)
-How far did you get?
"As far's my last dog!"-Puck.
No Faupers in Iceland.
The people of Iceland are all poor,
ut there are no paupers, no depend
ents; all are self-supporting. There
is little or no crime there.-N. Y.
Sun.
Contentment.1
The contented man i~s never poor;
the discontented man never rich.
Tigonm
King Edward's Pew4Uisites.
A king has many privileges, but the
oddest of all King Edward's is surely
the right he has by statute to the head
of every whale caught on the coasts of
his kingdom. The tail is to go to
Queen Alexandra, the object of the di
vision being to guarantee that the
queen's wardrobe shall be furnished
with whalebone. King Edward is not
likely to receive many whales, how
ever long he may reign, but there are
many perquisites of the crown which
are not so rare as whales in England.
The king is entitled, for instance, to
every sturgeon brought to land in the
United Kingdom; one.of them, caught
in the Thames, was on the table at
Queen Victoria's wedding banquet.
The king should receive, too, every
year from divers persons, a tablecloth
worth three shillings, two white doves,
two white hares, a cataptlt, a pound
of cuminseed, a horse and halter, a
pair of scarlet hose, a currycomb, a
pair of tongs, a crossbar, a coat of
gray, a nightcap, a falcon, two knives,
a lance worth two shillings and a sil
ver needle from his tailor.-St. James
Gazette.
Queerest Railroad in the World.
The queerest railroad in the world
runs in and out and around a public
garden on the outskirts of Paris.
called the "Jardin d'Acclimitation."
In appearance it resembles a cross
between a great Chinese dragon and
a sea serpent. The engine forms the
head of .the enormous beast, and the
steam arising from its nostrils is
quite in keeping with the fabulous
tales of dragons, who are popularly
supposed to breathe forth smoke and
flame. Each car forms a joint of the
creature's sinuous body,and the seats
are along the sides-back to back.
To go gliding through the woods
and open grounds of this park on
this curious monster is a fascinating
sport.-N. Y. Herald.
A New London Organization.
An organization in England is
known as "Scapa," the word being
made up of the initial letters of the
words "Society for Checking Abuses
of Public Advertising." The members
of the association are opposed to the
placing of glaring business announce
ments on picturesque rocks, along
rustic roadways, on 'buses and on
huge billboards. They declare that
the newspaper is the proper place for
advertisements, since the latter are
intended to convey information of a
news character. Moreover, they say,
better results can be achieved by
newspaper advertisements than by
objectionable signs and posters.-N.
Y. Sun.
Population of German Empire.
Germany, according to the census
taken on December 1 of last year, has
:6,342.014 inhabitants, of whom 27,
731,676 are males and 28,613,947 are fe
males. TIN population of Prussia is
1,500,000, of Bavaria 6,200,000, of Sax
.ony, 4,200,000 and of Wurtemberg
2,300,000. The population in cities of
over 100,000 inhabitants is 9,100,000, or
16.7 per cent. of the whole. In five
years the population of the empire has
ncrcased by 4,065,113. Since the first
census in 1871 it has increased by 13,
00,000, or nearly. 33 per cent -N. Y.
Sun.
Memory at Fault.
Miss. Passay-Old Col. Guff was re
marking that the weather of this
Christmas was exactly like that of
'71, and he asked me if I didn't remem
ber.
Miss Hammer-You don't say?
"Yes, positively insulting, wasn't
it?"
"Oh, I don't know. I don't think
he meant any offense. He probably
doesn't know what a wretched mem
ory you have."-Catholic Standard
and Times.
Lived Under Many Monarchs.
The little Norfolkshire town of Wal
ton may well be described as the home~
of patriarchs, for there reside eight
persons who have lived under five
English monarchs - George III.,
George IV., William IV., Queen Vic
toria and King Edward. In addition
there are eight other residents who
are octogenarians, and the 16 form an
aggregate of 1,300 years. - Chicago
Chronicle.
A Convert to Civilization.
"Are you aware of the benefits of
civilization?"
"Fully," answered the barbarian.
"We are realizing them already. We
have captured a Maxim gun, and the
whole 'neighborhood is delighted to
get away from the old-fashioned
method of killing people one at a
time.'-Washington Star.
Fairs Are Demoralizing.
The state government of Pueblo,
Mexico, has prohibited fairs and local
newspapers applaud its action. .One
of them says that the old jolly fiestas
have degenerated into mere drinking
and gamnbling sprees-"a public re
proach."-St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
Ghoulish Glee in Boston.
Gothamite-.L suppose you may
think we New Yorkers ire rather se
vere on your Boston girls when we
speak of theii- cold-bloodedness?
Hubbite-Not at all. So many of
your fellows have been frozen out by
them, you know.-Boston Transcript.
An Early Case.
"Then," said the man whose memory
was being refreshed, "I believe Noah
became intoxicated."
"Yes," said the other party; "it was
one of the first recorded instances of
iceless skates."-Puck.
Astonishingly Easy.
It is astonishmng how easy it is to
aidylse others how to run their busi
es. -Washington (Is.) Democrat.
Never Decide a Bet.
Never decide a bet; the loser will
hate you.-Atchison Globe.
Hand Ruling an qad Rooks.
Has attention ever been drawn to
the fact that the ruling of lines in old
bocks is done by hand? That this was
the case is proved by the frequent un
evenness of the work. Here and there
one can see that the ink gave out be
fore the line was ended. Almost all the
title pages of seventeenth century ser
mons are hand ruled, the page being
set as it were in a frame. In some
cases the ruling is carried through
the volume in this fashion. I may cite
as examples the 1623 and 1632 Shakes
peare Folios, Sydenham's "Sermons"
(1637), and Wase's dictionary (1662).
In the last instance the page is ruled
nto three columns. This work must
have been done after the printing,
while the book was in sheets, and it
must have employed many workmen.
otes and Qupag
JUDGE Jenks. of the Supreme
Jourt of New York, told the law
;tudents of New York Uuiversi
;y the other day that "the man
vith furrows in his brow wins
ganst the man with creases in
u trers veary time.
969 koyalty jat' Twice.
It is not out of place to' mention,
especially as the fact is never sui'
eiently remembered when royal in'
comes are discussed, that royal per
sonages have the dubious privilege
of paying at least twice as much for
nearly everything they buy as ordi
nary mortals are charged. From a
diamond tiara to a breakfast roll, al
most every article they order is
charged for by the royal purveyors
at double the price at which it can
be bought by a private citizen. It is
not only that kings and princes can
not chaffer and bargain, but it is a
tradition with them-almost a point
of etiquette, at any rate in this coun
try-not to inquire too curiously the
price of anything they wish to pur
chase. Practically, the only excep
tions to this unwritten law are when
the princess of Wales, for instance,
goes shopping privately, in which case
it is etiquette for tradesmen to ad
dress and deal with her as a private
person. But even then the royal per
sonage, if recognized, is. usually out
rageously charged. For instance, two
Christmases ago the princess of Wales
bought two or three of the little -nil
ver "Trilby" feet that were so popu
lar that year. For these she was
charged two pounds each, while the
price marked on them in the window
was 22s. 6d.-Free Lance.
The Kitchen-Garden.
Whether the "garden" be a two
acre plat or a city back yard 20-by
30 feet, there are certain things that
should be planted for the infinite
comfort derived through the summer
from such provision. Herbs come
first, that garnishings and soup or
sauce flavors may always be at hand.
If besides the place for herbs there
be space for a fair-sized garden, let
preference be given to cucumber,
which are good only when freshly
picked; tomatoes, and . about three
plantings, two weeks apart, of- let
tuce and radishes, which are whole- .
some only when fresh. If more space
still be at command, give the next
choice to green beans of the string- .
less variety, and corn, both of which
are so much better if freshly gate
ered; then peas, carrots (a most
delicate vegetable when small), .beets
and okra.-Ella Morris Kretschmar,
in Woman's Hone Companion.
Speed and Endurance of Dogs.
Dogs and wild animals of the same
family are remarkable for theirquick
ness and staying powers in running.
as everyone knows. A fox terrier, for
example, will follow his master's car'
riage for hours with no signs of fa-e.
tigue. Wolves will travel 60 miles ia
a night. Nansen saw Arctic foxei an
the ice' nearly 500 miles from
and found their tracks in the-snow~d
the parallel of 85 degrees north. Eskd
mo dogs can travel 45 miles in iven
hours, according to Hayes, who reg.:
cites that he once drove his dog-tesam
seven miles in half an hour. A Siberian
dog, on good ice, will draw about ".
pounds; our ordinary dogs, at fn1r
speed, run at the rate of from33aolk
feet per second; setters and~joint =
about 181/2 to 217-10 miles per:houm.
and they can maintain this speed:;o;E
two or even three hojr F oxhounds
are very fast, and in frecentitriatoee
of them beat a thoroughbred hre
covering 4 miles in 6% minuts. e' '
hounds can run at the rateof 5io
'75 feet per second. Horses cannoto-e
ceed 63 feet per second.-lN. YSun.
A flaugue' ==Oer.
It was a barber who had long served
on the cracks of an Atlantic liner
whose saloon was visited by'one of the
owners. The .indications of the ge
eral notion trade done by this ton-j>
sorial artist were much in eoi
and -were set out with a skill ta
would have put an Oxford street ie
dow dresser to the blush. "I don't
quite like this," said the owner. "Thir
is a ship, not a store," and then joking
ly added: "I thinke s1al10ave..to Z
make a change." "I wouldn't do that
if I were you," retorted the barber
"I've been with you now 15 years, and - -
If you dismiss me I'll start an oppo
sition llne right away."-Marine Jour
nal.
Nikola's Latest.
Nikola Tesla rushed into the news.~
raper ofice with the light of triumph
on his face.
"Eurekal I have it at last!" he
shouted. -
"What! Again?" inquired the pea
simistic editor.
"I have it now! Marvelous! Mar
velous! I have devised .an alarmC
lock which you may set for aix
o'clock, but which will not go of
until you want to get up."-Balti
more American.
Light as a Cures
At a meeting of the Academy of
Sciences in Paris on December 3 M
P. Garnault reported that in cer
tain diseases light exercises a
specific curative action. The most
successful treatment under concen
trated light occurred in cases of inus
cular and articular rheumatism, vari
ous kinds of ulcers and chronic ca
tarrh of the nose and ear.-Youth's
Companion.
Taking No Chances.
Hotel Clerk-I am sorry, sir, but you
will have to give satisfactory proof
about those scars on your hands.
Ham de Fatte-Why, can't a man
have scars?
"No. How do I know but what yu
got those scars while sliding down te
lightning rod at the last hotel!"-h
cago Daily Newis..
' ttachments.
Polonious-Attachments are quicka
ly formed in our profession.
Hamalkter-Alas, 'tis true! 1
"Why that note of melancholy i
thy tone?"
"I was thinking of my wardrobe
which my landlord has this day at
tached."-Ohio State Journal.
But Nothing Is Done.
Mrs. Pettit-Whenever I express a
desirefor anything my husband never
objects.
Mrs. Ig. Nord-Same with me. I-can
express the desire as often as I
please. It never disturbs Mlm-Phil
adephia Press.
Cause and Effect.
She-I'd never have married you
if I'd have known you would become
daf.
He-I should never have become
deaf if I hadn't married you.
Gaiety.
But, Oh the Fun.
Phil Ossifer-Young man, a rollig
stone gathers no moss.
Mr. Flitabout-Oh, I know, Phil,
but think what a deuced lively time
it has rolling!-Ohio State JournaL
Put Him to Sleep.
Poet-Did you get my book of son
nets that I sent you?
His Friend-Oh, yes- delightful! I
couldn't sleep till I'd read 'em."-Tid