The Manning times. (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, February 13, 1901, Image 4
REMcO ASOLA
Dr. Taimage Speaks Comfortin;
Words for the Righteous.
Diacourse for Those Whose Live!
Have Many Anxieties-Al I Well
Lor the Believer - 'irut
wyoeoughly in God.
(Cepyriht. iSt9. by Louis K:opsch. N. Y..
W sh.r:ton, Feb. 3.
There is a great so:ace in this dis
ccu:rse . ifr. T.::i.age for those h'vosc
lives L.e maay anieties; text
Isaiah 3:10: "Say ye to the right
ecous that it sh.zl, be well with hin."
Here is a promisi for people Whc
are all right, but who will conc r
get it? How many, or, rat!:er. ho"
few, people do you know ,v are
right? If it were asked of y a 1et
bly that those who wer_ - 4
rise up, none ...: rse ex :
eiles and reil: '
that rce n I
wrong way, and ^e have not dot ore'
It. We r:now a great many sp:erdic
men and ' women- bt they
wi:l to'. ya t':at they^ hare not Elf
w..s do.e the right thing or thought
the right 'hought. If it were any of
your business, they cou'd gire you ar
inventory of frai:ties and mistakes and
infelicities that would be astenishing
Eere, then, yc'i sal, is a Bjibe prom
iLe that goes a-hegging: "Say ye te
the righteous that it shall be wel'
with him."
It is my delightful work to-dcy tc
show you that all the sons and daugh
ters of Adam and Ere may appropri
ate the benediction of my text iI
they will fret do the right thing. Over
here in the next street was a man
who in great misfortune lost all he
had and was positively beggared, but
a letter comes from some European
city where the lard rcordi ar, kept
announcing to him that a g:at. for
tune is his. Now he is a op:'.ent as
he was pauperize,. H? dofes his rags
and puts on respec:abe attire and
moves into a horn" appropriate for a
man of vast es:ate. His worldly cir
cuinstances were all wrong last year:
they are all right this year. On the
zext street is a man who was from
perfec: health prestrated. and he
seemed to be sick unto death. bnt a
skillful physician took correct diag
nosis of his disease and by prompt
and vigorous treatment restored him
to his former vigor. As to his health
he was all wrong before; now he is
all right, In these two w-ars I illus
trate my theme.
By sin we hare all been morally
bankrupted. Christ the Lord from
2is inflnite riches pays onr debts and
emparadises us in Eis mercy. From
His richest wardrobe Ite pnts on us
the clean robe of Fie righteousres
and giree us a palace in the it-avens
when we are reaty to go up std take
it. Now, as to our s- r~tial esta., we
are P:. righ... We were morsaly dis
eased, but Christ the physiaraa. by
a bath In the fountain of grace, cures
us. Now, as to our spiritual health.
we are all right. That is the way we
eome to the righteousness spoken of
In the text. It is a contributed right
eousness, a made-over righteousness.
an imputed righteousrness. The mo
ment you get into right relations with
Christ the Lord that moment you can
appreciate the magnif cent comfort of
the text, and I defy you, in all this
great book, from tbe Arst Tarse of
the first chapter of Genesis to the
kast verse of the last chapter of Rev
elation, to find me a passage with
higher and deeper and broader- and
longer comfort than that of the text.
which is as deep as the Atlantio ocean
halt way between the continent, and
high as the sun when the clock is
striking 12 at noon. But I shall be
swamped with the oceanie t~des of
this subject unless the Lord help me
to keep a foothold. "Say to the right
eous that it shall be well with him."
Bear in mind that but few people
aan stand worldly success. Water is
a good thing, but too much of it will
drown. Filre Is r. good thing, but too
much of It will destroy. tightning is
a good thing, but too much of it daz
21et and blinds. Suecess is a good
thing, but too much of it has over
whelmea many for this world and the
next If it were best for us, we would
all be millionaires. live in palaces like
the Alhambra and be as personally at
tractive as Cleopatra appeared to An
tony. Blut most of folks could not
endure such superabundance, and It
Is absolutely ltecessary in order to
keep them right that nine hundred
and ninety'-ninoe men out of one thou
sand should End life a struggle. It
keeps them out ot mischIef. After'
Adam -was ejected frore t-he premises
where by ten m!hutes of employment
a day he could keep the garden and
(ress it the best thing that could hap
pen to him was compulsion to work
and fgbt. The ground that bloomed
with spontaneous flowers and rustled
writh harvests that owed nothing to
p low or hoe became hostile, and bramn
ble was substituted for rose, and the
panther growled where before he
fawned, and horn and fang and hoof
becams belligerent. That Edenio efeet
ment shows us as nothing else ever
could that idleness or only a few min
utes of employment a day are doom
and everthr ow. Put it down among
your blessings Instead of your mis
fortunes that you have to work hard
with brain ora hand or foot or all three
of them.
How many men do you know worth
$250,Coo who are devout and conse
erated rand humbea and generous and
employing their rmeans for the world's
redemption? You could count them
up on the fingers of your two hands,
even if by accident or war you had
test one or two of your fingers. As
to the realm of personal attractive
aesa, how many women radiant of
countenance and graceful of torm do
you know who are unaffected and mat
MARK TWAIN'S LATEST.
One of the Keenest Satires He Ever!
Wote.
In The North Amierican Review for*
February Mark Twain publishes one oft
the keenest satires that ever came even
from his pen. The article is one of thel
most cauistic reviews of the imperialist
policy and tenics of the adminis
trationi tba' -* have seen. Mr. Clemens
tate= e - c "Ihe Person Sitting~
in auka. " Hoersges presdenL
McPKiley withn playing "the Euroscan
gama, the Chamberliin gae ar.'l
.og-- n~ 0s O the president
yeen he -.
Thr -n-ur ithalt line sayin wil
oe cumve by kic rtnembrarce of to
cte of h* h- one-ht he forgot it
Wr' t tntwelvCen:, and its hoa .
able go - org wn it." la the
oono of thC strbt the I enighted
'eathenfr whe e "g:.od and go>s
we aire making such exertions mu-t be
Sma et manae and deeply pious Ue
fare 90A, aaing their beauty for the
bettermens of the vworld and not for
selfsh purposes? I only take the risk
of asking the question and leave to
you the risk of answering it. These
things I say to show you that in order
to have the promise of the text ful
iled in your case it is not necessary
Sou have phenomenal worldly succesas.
Notice also that God given the
righteous the power to extract good
out of evil and by a divine chemistry
to change the bitter into the sweet
and the harmful into the brneicai.
The promise that it shall e wel W
you does not i:pu .y . you are to be
free from tro:re. yhere is no escape
from that. We t:: he' fayniiv reia
t nd some of en wa ; be mrnk
ing exit fromt tis wor:d. so that be
r.-emertt : the universal inherit
nce. So also is nuanc.a! loss. The
difference between the prospered and
c:ose not prospered is the difference
in the arou:nt they can afford to lose.
The more wealth a man has the more
he can lose, but one man can afford
to Lose a million dollars where anoth
er :an cannot afford to lose one dol
lar. On larger ar smaller scale al
suffer financial loss. Amid the rapid
ity of the revolutions of the wheel of
national and international finance
monetary perplexity is as common as
day er night.
So also misinterpretation and slan
der came to a:: who live active lives.
Our actior.s. thoroughly honest and
above board, may come under sus
picicn. Every courtroom at every term
of court hears illustrations of the de
lusion of what is called circumstan
tial evidence. Innocent men are fined
or imprisoned or electrocuted because
of an unfortunate conjunction of
events. What is +rue in courtrooms
is true in all circi,-s of domestic or
social or political or offcial life. You
have been misunderstood and miarep
resented or will be misunderstood and
misrepresented. Then how can my
text be true? My explanation is this:
The man w!tho':t any divine gruce in
his heart inds in these troub:es irri
tation and unbelief and melancholia
and desnair. A Christian man finds in
them st:bmission and enlarged views
and divine support and reconsecra
tion. Bereavement to the wordiir.g
brings bard thoughts of God and a re
sistance so violent it dares rot fully
express itself. Bereavement brings to
the Christian the thought of heavenly
reunion and a more complete laying
hold of God, and a more tender appre
ciation of the divine presence. and
deeper gratitude that we were per
mitted to have the departed one so
long, and a more lively sympathy for
the sorrows of others and another evi
dence of God's love, for "whom the
Lord loveth he chasteneth."
Financial lose, which I just now said
is sure to come, never breaks up a
man who has strong faith in God. In
most cases it is a loss of surplus or It
Is the banishment of luxuries. Most
of the wants of the prosperons classes
are artincial wants. The late Mr. Ar
Icur of the $S.9O.C3o estate pcinted
to one of hia clerks on ordinary salary
and sald: "That man has a better ap
petite than I, sleeps better night, and
enjoys life more than I do." Oh, the
gigantic miseries of those who have
too much! A man in Solomon's time
expressed as philosophic and reason
able a wish as any man of those times
or of our times. Hi name was Agur,
and he offered a prayer that he might
never have a superabundance or a
deficit, crying out: "Give me neither
poverty nor riches." On the one side
he had seen the awful struggle of the
poor to get food and clothes and shel
ter and to educate their children, and
on the other side he had seen the
gouty foot and the indigestion, and
the Insomnia, and the anxiety about
large investments, and the threatened
paresis often characteristic of those
who are loaded up and loaded down
with too many successes. Those peo
plc who are generally called the mass
es--that is, the most of folks-have
the thinge absolutely necessary for
their well being. They have no Mu
rilloson their wail, nor a "Belehazzar's
Fenst" in the dining room, nor a p air
of $3,000 sorrels at their doorway.
But they have something which those
superabund antly supplied seld om have.
They have better health because, be
ing compelled to walk, they get the
necessary exercise, and, their diet be
ing limited to plan food, they do not
suffer from midnight salads and are
not victimized by rare eaterers. They
retire for wholesome sleep at the 'ery
hour in which others are leaving their
homes for the dance or the card party.
They will sleep the last sleep just as
well in the plain gravnyard as those
who have over them an arch of sculp
tured granIte in costliest necropolis
or most historical abbey.
The reason so many people are mie
erable is because they do not let well
ehough alone. They are in one occu
pation and see its annoyances and so
change to another occupation and find
as many annoyances, if not mere.
They live in one place and know its
uncomfortable environments and move
Into another place which haa just as
many limitations. Their Investments
yield them four per cent. and they sell
out to make Investments that .dll
yield ten per cent. and lose all. Ret
tersettle down and step fretting about
yourself and the world.
D~o any of us fully realise the fact
that God gives us three things in un
limited supply, although no formula
of prayer that I ever heard recognizes
them-water, air and sunlight? Water
by the riverfuil. Water by the lakeful.
Water by the oceanful. Some for ablu
tion, some for slaking of thirst, some
for baptistery, some for fountains and
aquariums. I never appreciated what
a woniderful thing water is until last
summer I stood by the fountains before
and around the emperor's palace at Pe
terhof, Russia. I had been familiar
with this wonderful element of nature
from childhood, having been born on
the banks of the beautiful Raritan and
as a barefooted boy dabbled In the
brook near my father's house. But I
greed and Godliness." He cancludes
by expouding the facts of the case in
the following words: rai~
"They look doubtful, but inrelt
they are not. There have been lies;
yes, but they were told in good cause.
We have been treacherous; but that was
only in order that real good might come1
out of apparent evil. True, we have
rushed a deceived and confiding pee
pl; we have turued against the weak
and the friendless who trasted u't; we
have stampe-d cut a just and intel gentr
ad well ordered republic; we have
stabbed an ally in the back and slapped.
the face of a guest; we have bought aI
,adow from an enemy that hadn't it
to sell; we have robbed a trusting friend
of his land and his liberty; wo have in
vi ted our clean young men to shoulder
a diectedited musket and do bandit's
work under a flag which bandits have
been accustomed to fear, not to follow;
wo have debauched America's honort
and blhekened her face before the
world; but each detail was for the best
We know this. The head of every .state i
ad soverignity in Chlristendomn and 90
sever realised tnai lastsummer w,.
water eould do in play, or in strange
eaprice, or beautification, or when
climbing the ladder of the light. of
when skillful worhlnen took hold of it
to toss it. or whirl tt. or shape it into
crowns. or hoist it into coluens, o
spring it into arches. or lift it inte
stars, or :urn it itL0 crescents, or build
it into temples. You forget you eves
saw the :ess glorious waters at Chat
worth, England, or Versailles. France
as you stand in the balcony of the pal
ace overlooking the Finland gulf. be
wildered and transported as you look~
at the one display called the Golden
Stairway fountain. The water rols
down over 24 steps one foot high a:,
20 feet long. .\11 of these ': steps art
covered with sheets of bi::::i hed go d
Silver sten of the water on stairs ci
gold! What a glee of in:isi Rolling
dashing, foa:ni;:. :: :irg splen.
dors! Chorus of ric:: Poetry of wa,
tens: Doxclogy of torrents: taut that
which most impressed rue there and
elsewhere is the aibundance of water
the fact that there are so many waters
that the continents can afford to throw
them away into the sea. Hudsons and
Ohios, Oregons and Amazons, Rhines
and Danubes and Volgas, and so abun
dant that the earth can afford to have
its oceans evaporate into the heavens
Mediterraueans and Atlar.tis and Pa
cifies. How rich the earth is wth wa
ters1 Best beverage of al the :ations
for after the richest banquet with the
richest beverages everyonc wants at
least a sip of it--water, cool water
God descended water!
With still more abundance is the als
distributed. An earth full of it. A sky
full of it. Swiftest and strongest eagle
cannot fly so high as not to have it in
the nostril or under the wing. And
what afluence of aunlight! No one but
the infinite God could dispense so much
of it. The golden cndiestick set on
the blue mantel of the heavens! So
great that the Almighty is compared to
it, the psalmist crying out: "The Lord
God i a sun." It is high time that w
recognize in our liturgies and in our
formulas of prayer the three most
abundant blessirgs of the universe
which coe to al'.
Some scientists are now discussing
the opening of commnnitca:ion he
tween our earth and the nianet Mars.
Experircents are being made, but th'y
will not succeed. We cannot build a
fire ~arge enough to attract the at
tention of that world or lift a lens
powerful enough to see any response
interstellar. We do niot positively
know that that world is occupied by
living beings, or that if it is occupied
ommunication with them would be
desirable. it might not be so good a
world as this, and thus communica
tton with it would be debasing. But
I rejoice to know that Heaven is in
touch with other worlds, for their
improvement and a depot for glorious
arrivals. It is a thoroughfare between
this world and that world and a com
ing and going perpetual. Going out o
this world is as natural as coming in
to It, but the one is with pang and
the other is with rapture if we are
fitted for the uplifting process. It
shall be well with you. Now, do not
get so frightened about that asthma
or that cough or that influenza or
that threatened pneumonia. The
worst thing that fatal disease oan
do is to usher you into coronation and
enthronement. It shall be well with
you. Take as good care of your health
s you can, have all the sanitary laws,
keep in this world as long as you
are permitted to stay and then when
the heavenly call comes be glad to go.
[ do not care much about what your
"lst words" are going to oe. People
put too much emphasis on "last
words." I woud rather know what
your words are now, In days of health
aud with mental faculties In full plai
-your words of kindness, your words
of sympathy, your words of helpful
ness, your words of pnayer. So live
that if you do not say a word during
the last day of your lite there will be
no doubt here about the place of your
estination. Yea will go right into
saintly, prophetic. evangelistic, apos
tolc, cherubic. seraphic. archangelie,
eific presence.
It shall be well with you. Mfother,
you will go right up Into the posses
sion of the babe that the scarlet fever
or croup took out of your arms, a
sorrow that still stings you, and you
often say she would now be so many
years old if she had lived. You will
go into the presence of the old folks,
for I hope you are of Christian an
estry, and you will Snd that they
have no dimness of sight or halting
gait that requires a staff, for they:
have taken a draught from the foun
tan of perpetual youth that springs
from under the throne of God. Oh,
the blissful companionship of Heaven
n which you shall enter! It shall be
well with you. I ring this bell of
manipation and triumph. I like the
way the sexton rings the bell of the
old country meeting house. I used to
tand and admiro him pulling the
rope of that bell. He rings it a good
while, so that every farmhouse within
le miles hears It. He may halt a
moment to take 'areath and give the
sweet sounds time to stir up all the
choes of the hills. And when he Is
old and not strong enough to pull the
rope any more, then he sits and lis
tens while his son rings the church
bell. So my text seems a bell of in
itaton and victory. I began to ring
it in the opening of this discourse. I
isoe to ring It as long as I live, and
may those who come after us keep
n ringing it till those farthest off
from God shall come Into the great
temple of Gospel comfort and all the
weary pul down their burdens at its
altar and find that peace which the.
world can neither give nor take away.
Three times more I ring it. It shall
be well! It shall be well! It shall be
welli
Net Depenable.
Teacher-And why should wa e~
eavor to rise by our own efforts?
Johnnie Ws--'Cause there's no tell
in' when the alarm clock will go
wrong.-Baltimore American.
Thristendom, including our congress
d our 50 state legislatures, are m~em
ter Dot oiny of the church, but also of
e Blessings-of-Civilization truzst.
rhis world-girdling accumulatio-n of
rained morals, high principles and
ustice cannot do an unright thing, an
infir thing, an ungcnerous thing, an
nlen thing it knows wheat it is
out. Give yourself no uneasiness; it
sall right."
Mark Twain could not have found a
,nttr subject foir satire and nobodly
ould have bandied it with the scathing
everity exhibited in the article from
rhih we have qnoted.-Atlanta Jour
A Mean Monster,
The Atlanta Journal says: Bsceause
e could not tie her husba'nd's shoe tol
nit him, Mrs. Beauilah Powell, a-tcord-~
to all- gations make in her petition
r dvorce fied Wednesday morning in
e superior court, was beaten by her
ubnd, Thomas C. Powell. At other
m~es her husband was cxtromely e-uel
nher, cihe oharges, and she cites this
instanc3 as showing his trestmeni
A FAMOUS STORY.
The Horse Swappers as Depicted
in Georgia Scenes.
HOW BLOSSOM WAS FOOLED
When He Swapped Bullet and
Gave Three Dollars to Boot
for Another, Ki*, the
"C'itter
In the "Georgia Scenes" is the typi
cal picture of horse swapping in the
olden days, which may prove interest
i g to the present generation.
It is the story of how Yellow Blos
som bantered Peter Ketch and was
properly caught. Yellow Blossom be
lieved that he was just a "leetle bit" of
the be st man at a horse swap that "ever
trod in shoe leather." After describ
irg Bullet, Blossom's horse, and Kit,
the "critter" owned by Peter Ketch, at
some length, the story proceeds as fol
lows:
"I tell you, man," proceeded Ycllow
Bcssom, "he is the best live hors that
ever trod the grit of Georgia Bob Smart
knows the horse. Come here, Bab,
and mount this horse and show Bullets
notions." Here Bullet bristled up
and looked as if he had been hunting
Bob all day long and had just found
Lim. Bob sprang on his back. "Boo
oc-oc 1" said Bob with a fattering noise
of the lips, and away went Bullet
as if in a quarter race with all his beau
ti(s spread in handsome style.
"Now fet ch him bask," said Blossom
Bullet turned and came in pretty much
as he went out.
"Now, trot him by," Bu'let reduc
c d his tail to customary, sidled to the
rght and left fairly, and exhibited a'
least three varieties of trot in the short
spsce of fifty yards.
"Make him pace." Bob commenced
twitching the bridle, and kicking at the
.me time. These inconsistent mrve
meets obviously and n ost natura'ly
di'concerted Bullet, for it was imposEi
ble for him to learn from the method
whether he was to proceed or stand
'till. He started to trot and was to'd
bst wouldn't do. He attempted a can
tcr, and was checked again. He stop
pe i and was urged to go on. Ballet
cow rushed into the wide field of ex
ocriment, and struck out on a gait of
hi, own that completely turned the
.ab'es on his rider an- certainly de
,erved a patent. It seemed to have de
rived its elements from the jig, the
minuet and the cotillion. If it was not
a pace in it, no man would ven
to call it anything ele; so it passed off
io the satisfaction of the owner.
'Walk h~mt' Bullet was now at
bome again, and he walked as if money
was staked on him.
The stranger whose rame I after
wards learned was Peter Ketch, having
examined Bullet to his heart's content,
,)rdered his son Neddy to go and bring
up Kit. Neddy soon appeared upon
K:t a well formed sorrel of the middle
-iz.,, and in good order. His tout
east mbles threw Bullet entirely in the
-,hade, though a glance was suffieient to
satisfy any one that Bullet had the
e~ ided advantage of him in point of
After a few banters, Peter Ketch is
"Neddy take a couple of sticks and
bent on that hogshead at Kit's tail."
Ned made a tremendous rattling at
which Bullet took fright, broke his
bridle and dashed off in grand style, and
would have stopped all further negotia
tions by going home in disgust had not
a traveler arrested him and brought him
back; but Kit did not move.
"1 tell you gentlemen," continued
Peter, "he's the seariest horne you ever
-aw. He ain't as gentle as Bullet, but
he won't do any harm if you watch him.
Shall I put him in a cart, gig or wagon
'or you, strangerf He will cut the same
caper there he does here. He's a mon
strous menu horse."
During all this time Blossom was ex
amining him with the nicest scruting.
Having enamining hi3 frame and limbs
he now looked at his eyes.
"He's got a curious look out of his
eyes," said Blossom.
'Oh yes sir," said Peter, "just as
b'ind a bat. Blind horses always have
clear eyes. Make a motion at his eyes
ii you please, sir."
Biossom did so, and Kit threw up
his bead, rather as if something pricked
him under the chin than as if fearing
a blow. Blossom repeated the experi
ment, and Kit jerked back is cnsider
able astonishment.
"Stone blind, you see, gentlemcn,"
proceeded Peter, "but she's just as
good to travel of a dark night as if she
bad eyes."
"Blame your buttons," said Blos
som, "if I like them eyes.
"No," said Peter, "nor I either. I'd
rather have them made of diamonds,
but they'll do-if they don't show as
mnuch white as Bullet's."
"~Well, said Blossom, "make a pass
at me."
'"No said Peter, "sou made the ban.
ter; now make your pass."
Well, i'm never afraid to price my
horse. You must give me $25 to boot "
"Oh certainly, say $50 and my sad
die and bridle in. Bere Neddy, my son,
take daddy's horse."
"Well," said Blossom, "i've made
my pass, now make yours."
"I am for short talk in horse swap
atd therefore always tell a gentleman at
orco what I mean to do. You must
give me $10 "
Blossom swore absolutely, roundly
and profanely that he never would vive
boot.
'Well," said Peter, "I didn't care
about treding; but you cut such high
shines, that I thought I'd like to back
you out, and I've done it. Gentlemen,
you see I've brought him to a hack "
"Come old man." said Blossom,
1've been joking with you. I begin
to think you do want to trade.
Therefore, give me $5 and take Bullet.
'd rather lose $10 any time than not
make a trade, though I hate to Sing
away a good herse..'
" Well," said Petsr, "I'll be as clever
as you are. Just put the $5 on Bullet's
>aek, and hand him over; it's a trade."
Blossom swore again, as roundly as
yefore, that he would not give boot, and
aid he: "Bullet wouldn't hold $5 on
1i3 back, nohow. But as I bantered
ou, if you say an even swap, here's at
ou."
"I told you," said Perer, "I'd be as
lever as you; therefore, here goes $2
ore, j'rst for trade's sake. Give me
3 and it's a bargain."
Blossom repeated his former asser
ton, and here parties stoodjfor a long
ime, and the bystanders; many were
ow e~yllected, began to taunt both par
ies. After some time, however, it was
retty unanimously decided that the
ld man had backed Blossom out.
At length Blossom swore ho "never
would be backed out for $3, after ban
ering a man," and accordingly they
closed the trade.
"Now" said Blossom, as he handed
Peter the $3, "I am a man that, when
he makes a bad trade, makes the most
of it until he can make a better. I'm
for no rues and after claps."
"That's just my way," said Peter:
"I never goes to law to mend my bar
gains."
"Ah, you're the kind of a boy I love
to trade with. Here's your hoss. old
man. Take the and saddle bridle cf him,
and I'll strip ycurs; but lift the blanket
easy from Bullet's back, for he's a
mighty tender backed hoss."
The old man removed the saddle, but
the blank. t stuck fast. He attempted
to raise it, and Bullet bowed himself,
switched his tail and gave signs of bit
ing.
"Don't hurt him, old man," said
Blossom archly, "take it off easy. I
am, perhaps, a leetle of the best man
at a horse swap that ever catched a
coon.'
Peter continued to pull at the blank
et more and more roughly, and Bullet
became more and more cavortish, inso
much that when the blanket came eff
he had-rea3hed the kickirg point in
good earnest.
The removal of the blanket diselosed
a sore of Bullet's backbone that seem
ed to have dtfi:d all medical skill. It
m asured six full it ches in length, and
four in breadth, and bad as many feat
ures as Bullet had motions. My heart
sickened at the right, and I felt that
the brute who had been riding h'm in
that situation deserved the h Liter.
The prevailing feeling, howevcr,
was that of mirth The laugh becam>
loud and general at the old man's ex
pense, and rutic witticisms were
liberally bestowed upon him and his
late purchase. These Blossom continu
ed to provoke by various remarks. He
asked the old man if he thought Billet
would let $5 lie on his back. He declar
ed most s. riously that he had owned
that horse three m )nths, and h'd never
d:scovered before that he had a acre
back, "or he never would have thought
of trading him, e'c., etc'
The old man bire it all with the most
philosophic composure. He evinced no
astonishient at his late disaovery, and
made no replies, but his own son Ned
dy had not discipiised his feelines
gaite so well. H:s tyes opened wider
and wider. From the fi:st to the last
gull of the blanket, and when the whole
sore burst upon his view, a-toaiahment
and fright seemed to ec n.end for the
mastery of his countenance. As the
blanket disappeared he stuck his hand
into his breeches pockets, heaved a
deep sigh and lapsed into a profound
reverie, from which he was only arous
ed by tbe outs at his father. He bore
them as long as he could; and when he
could control himself no longer, he be
gan, v.i.h a certain wildness of expres
aion, which gave a peculiar interest to
what he uttered: "His back's mighty
bad off, but dod trot my soul if he's put
it to daddy as bad as he thinks he has,
for old Kit's blind and deef, I'll be dod
trot if he ain't."
"The devil he is," a'.d Blossom.
"Yes, dod trot my soul if he ein't.
You walk him and see if he ain't. His
eyes don't look like it, but he'd just
as leave go again the house with 3 ou,
or in a ditch as anyhow. Now, you go
try him." The laugh was now turned
on Blossom, aLd many rushed to test
the fidelity of the little b.>ys report.
A few experiaments established its truth
beyond controver y.
"Nieddy," said ti~e old man, "you
oughtn't to try and make people dis
contented with their things, Stranger,
don't mind what the little boy says. If
you can only get Kt rid of them little
failings, you'll fin~d him all sorts of a
horse. You are a little the best man at
a horse swap that ever I got hold of;
but don,t fool away Kit. Come, Neddy,
my son let's be moving; the stranger
seems to be getting snappish."
A Pathetic Story.
At the close of his masterly speech
in favor of the passage of the child la
bor bill by the State Senate on Thuts
day Senator Marshall of Richland Coun
ty related the foliowing pathetic story:
A policeman who knew that I was deep
ly interested in this child labor ques
tion, came to me and said: "I want to
tell you what I saw the other evening.
I am instructed not to allow children to
play ball under the electric lights for
fear that they may break the shades.
One night, as I was on my beat near
the mill district, a lot of little boys
were playing ball. I to'd them that
they must stop. 02e of the little fel
lows made bold to speak to me. He
said,'We fellows work in the mill all
day and if we do not play in the night
we never will have a chance to play
all. We are not like the other boys
who can play in the day. Won't you
please let us play on? " 'Iho kind
hearted policeman said,"Well, if that
is so, you can play on, but be careful
not to break athe lamp shades." He
then Eaid: Every child muet have its
platime. In all well regulated schools
of this day children are allowed to go
out and play constantly. Their minds
are diverted from their school books
and, by this play, they are enabled to
progress and improve in their studies.
What a sad fact is is that little chil
dren are shut up in our mills from six
in the morning to six in the evening,
with no opportunity of going out to
play nor even getting a breath of fresh
air. I appeal to you as father3 who
love your children to do unto these
mill children as you would have your
own chilcren done by. You may kill
this bill and the fresh winds will blow
'rom heaven the bright sunlight for you
and I, and for your Thildren and mine,
but not for the chi!d who works in the
factories of South Carolina.
After More Islands.
The M -Kinley aiministration seems
to have an insatiate appetite for terri
torial expansion, though the man at its
iead in his inaugural address solemnly
warned his country to beware of the
temptation of "Territorial aggression."
Not satisfied with the acqu:sition of
Porto Rico and Hawaii, the purchase of
more than 1,000 islands on the other
side of the world and schemes for virtual
if not actual domination of Cuba, tne
imperialists are planning to get hold of
the Dani:h West Indies. Negotiations
for the purchase of these islands, begun
some months ago but broken off by a
change of ministry in Denmark, are
said to have been roopened with the
prospect of consummation. G ermany is
said to desire the Daniish West Indies,
but there is little evidence that she
has made any great effort to secure them
They are of little use to Denmark and
if we are willing to pay her price for
them we can have them. What next?
-Atlanta Journal.
The Next Step.
The Senth Carolina house of repre
sentatives by a vote of 66 to 32 killed
the child labor bill to prohibit children
nder 12 years of age from working in
otton factories. This was about the
ote in the general assembly of Geor
i. It will now be in order, for the
South Carolina house of representa
tives to pass a bill for the protection of
wild English and Mongolian phea
No Free Passes.
Mr. Stanland's bill to repeal the law
against public ciefcers riding on free
passes ou railroads was taken up in the
Senate on Tuesdiay week.
Mr. Brice wanted to strik cut the en
acting words. He though the law should
remain on the statute books. There
may be occasional violations of the spirit
of the law, but he did not believe the
people wanted the law repealed. He
thought the bill was generally regarded
as a joke.
Mr Stan'a-d. the author of the bill,
said t-e statute had been on the books
for ten years and if any attempt had
ever been made to enferce it he had
never heard of it. He thcught it a
reflection upon every member of the
legislature for the law to remain-it
simply meant the peeple thought we
could rot be trusted. He did not be
lie e any member could be irfluenced
as to his vote by a little thing like a
railroad pass. He reviewed the circum
stances leading up to the eDactment of
the law and tad it stood as a monu
ment to the times when factional dif
ferences divided the people, and he
wanted it wiped out, as a e have buried
all our differencrs.
The ayes and roes were called on the
motion to strike out the enacting words
and the bill was killed by a vote of 13
to 12, as follows:
Ayt s-Barnwell, Blakerey, Br'ce,
Caughman. Douglas, Gairs. G1-nn,
Graydon, Gruber. Heredon, M >o:e, Sar
ratt, Sullivpn-13
Ne-Adrich. Aprelt, Goodwin,
Hay. H- nderson, Ilderton. McDeim-)tt,
Sharpe, Stackhouse, Staniand, Wa ker
-12
Tie anti free rats law remains on
the statute books.
Fearful Famine in China.
Reports received from Singan-fu all
agree that the famine in the provinces
of Shansi and Shensi is one of the worst
in the history if Chit a All informa
tion on the subject is necessarily from
Chinese sources and is fragmentary. but
the stories are all to the same effect,
picturing a condition of affairs that is
calculated to arouse the sympathy of
the world for the stricken people. It
is estimated that two-thirds of the peo
ple are without sufficient food or the
means of obtainingit. Theweatheris bit
terly cold and this adds to the misery
of starvation. There is little fuel in
either prvoinoes, and the people are
tearing out the woodwork of their
houses to obtain fuel to keep themsel
ves warm. Oxen, horses, dogs and other
animals used by the farmers to aid
them in their woik in ordinary times
have pratcically all been sacrificed to
satisfy hunger. For three years the
crops have been failures in both prov
inces. There was more or less fam
ine in previous seasons, and the people
were in poverty when the winter began.
Their condition has since been growing
steadily worse Letters assert that can
nibalism is now practiced to a consid
erable extent. Li Hung Zhang in con
versation with Mr. Conger, the Ameri
can Minister, said that the people were
reduced to eating human flesh. Many
of them were selling their women and
children to obtain money with which to
buy food for the remaining members of
their families. Infanticide is alarming
ly common. Parents driven insane by
want and the crites of their children for
food, which they are unabie to provide,
kill the little ones rather than be forced
to listen to their cries of distress and to
see their sufferir-ge,
To Purify Politics.
Senator E William E Chandler,
who has just been dd eated for re-eleo
tion to the senate, as he charges by a
rairoad corporation in this state, has
introduced a bill in the senate prohibit
ing corporations chartered by the Unit
ed States from making contributions to
campaign funds. Asked what he had
particularly in mind in the matter Sen
ator Chandler said: "The great evil of
the expenditure of a vast sum of money
in controlling politics is not individual
contributions, although it is true that
men of many millions like Senator
Clark of Montana could afford to make
larger o~ntributions to control an elec
tion than many corporations, But such
individuals are few. To control cor
porations in this respect it is only
necessary to provide that no corpora
tion shall contribute from its corporate
funds in connection with any political
elec'ion. The practica of corporation
contributions to polhtical committees
has grown up since 1896 These con
tributions have been made in nearly all
cases directly from the treasuriesof the
corporations by votes of their directors
and have been made to both political
parties."
Commits Suicide.
A cablegram received from United
States minister Hunter, at Guatamala
City, states than Sydney B. Everett.
Secretary and Charge of the United
State Legation there, committed snic'de
by shooting himself in the mouth. He
suffered a Ion' illness, and it is under
stood that the act was committed in a
temporary abstration of mind. Mr.
Everett was appointed from Massachu
setts, being a son of a former chief of
the diplomatio bureau of the State De
partment. He was appointed to the
consular service as consul to Batavia in
May, 1897, and was appointed to
Gaatamala City on June 19, last. His
parents are resident of Washington.
Will be Built.
A dispatch from Charleston says:
"President and General Manager James
U. Jackson, of the Chattanooga, Au
gusta and Charleston Air Line is here
for the third time in two weeks, on
matters of importance connected with
that read. He admits that his frequent
viris to Charleston are due to the in
creased activity in the proposdd Sea
board Air Line connection between
Chiarleston and Augusta. He said that
he was hard at work in the interest c-f
the new road between this prt and the
city of Augusta and that the original
plan of president Williams, of the Sea
bcard would be oarried out.The Seaboard
Air Line last year bought and paid $75,
000 for real estate for terminal facili
ties in this city.
A Life Sentence.
Henry E. Youtzcy, stenographer to
Governor Taylor during his incumbency
and who was tried as a princ'pal in the
shooting of Governor William Goebel
and found guilty, was araigned before
Judge C'antrill at Georgetown, Ky.,
Tuesday afternoon and sentenced to life
imprisoment. When sentence was pro
nounced Youtzey exclaimed: "I am
innocent. I have been con victed by
base and infamous subornati ns of per
jury." No appeal will be taken and
the prisouer will be taken to state's pri
son shortly.
Many Killed.
Advices from Batavia, Island of Java,
capital of the Netherland Islands, say
the expedition sent against Samlanga,
Island of Sumatra, has captured the
Achinese fortress of Batorilik. The
Dutch loss was six killed and forty
ONE CAR VANISHES
LEAVES THE MIDDLE OF A TRAIN, AND
THE CONDUCTOR IS BAFFLED.
Train Couples Again, and Completes
Its Journey With-Out Leaving It's
Loss Discovered-Charles Bragnell
the Conductor Tells the Story.
The most remarkable of all railroad
accidents occurred on the Chicago &
Alwca railroad near Atlanta. Ill., when
a loaded car jumped out of a freight
train and lodged in a ditch and the
train coupled up and reached its des
tination without the crew either know
ing that an accident had occurred or
missing the car from the train.
Charles Bragnell, of Roodhouse. Ill.,
the conductor the train, tells the story.
lie says:
*When I delivered my train I was
told I was a car short. I thought a
mistake must have been made in
checking me up. I was called up for
an explanation. The clerical records
showed plainly enough that I had tak
en out of East St. Louis a car of hard
coal that I had never delivered. I had
lost it some place between East St.
Lonis and Bloomington. I couldn't ex
plain it. We had made up a heavy
train, put two engines in front of it
and a caboose behind it. and when I
delivered it would have sworn that it
stood just as we had made it up, and
that every car left or added along the
line was accounted for.
"The next morning one of the passen
ger crews reported a coal car wrecked
In the ditch near Atlanta. When it
was looked up It proved to be the car
I had lost. The superintendent nasked
me why I had not reported the wreck.
It was news to me and it was news to
the whole crew. We knew nothing
about it. It seemed impossible that It
could have occurred and not have been
seen. but it did. If I had read of such
a thing happened upon another road I
would not have believed it.
"The car that jumped out of my train
was the eleventh behind the engine. It
was loaded with hard coal and I sup
pose we were running something over
twenty miles an hour when the car
jumped out. The train ws coupled up
with automatic couplers. and when the
car loft its place the twelfth car, just
behind it. came up and coupled on at
the rear of the tenth car."
The Chicago & Alton experts have
agreed that this remarkable loss of a
car out of the middle of a rapidly-run
ning train of twenty-one loaded cars
can be explained in but one way. The
flange of a front truck wheel upon the
car wrecked is broken, and just below
where the car lodged the ties are
marked as though by a car off the
track. The couplers catch with what
Is commonly known as "the Indian
grip," catching automatically. When
the flange of the coal car broke, it is
reasoned, the car left the track at that
end and uncoupled itself from the car
ahead by pulling one of the couplers,
or hands, below the plane of the other.
At the same time the coupler at the
other end sank below the plane of its
mate and uncoupled the car there, and,
by some peculiar wrench, the uncou
pled car was shot out of the train and
fell fifty feet from the track, while the
trainmen were all unconscious how
near they had been to a bad wreck
and death.
It Is related among railroad men that
an occurrence very like that at ~Atlanta
happened years ago on the Lehigh Val
ley. where a car left Its train and rolled
down a long embankment and into a
thick underbrush just leafing In early
summer. The trainmen did not see the
car go and it was not known that they
had lost it until the train was checked
up and a car proven missing. In a lit
tle while the greening vegetation en~
tirely hid It and the dIsappearance of
the car of valuable merchandise be
came the chief mystery of the road.
When the leaves fell In the autumn the
car was found and the freight which
filled It was recovered with very little
loss. The lost car of the Lehigh was
not, though, as remarkably lost as the
Chicago & Alton car, for the Lehigh
car was the last upon the train and
could easily escape, while the Chicago
& Alton car left the middle of the
train.
Aristocrats in Trade.
The Duke of Northumberland, the
heIr of all the Percys, with a dIrect de
secnt from one of William I's favor
ites, has a reputation for excellent but
ter. says Tit-Bits, and the ducal brand
is in great demand within a radius of
many miles from Lyon House, Brent
ford.
The most noble the Marquis of Ripon
has an ideal dairy at his seat, Studley
Royal: and its products, yellow butter
and delicious cream, are sold in two
dairy shops, one in Leeds and the other
in Ripon.
Another marquis still better known
in the world of trade is Lord London
derry, whose coal is as unimpeachable
as his family escutcheon. Time was
when the Earl of Hardwicke, as Vis
count Royston,. was a cigar merchant.
He has now transferred his energies
to Capel Court, and is half stock brok
er and half newspaper owner.
The Earl of Harrington supplements
his income from 13.000 acres by the
profits of a green grocery shop at Char
ing Cross, to which the fruits and veg
etables grown at his Derby seat, El
vaston Castle, find their way.
The Earl of Ran furly has for many
years been an active and successful
fruit grower at Moldura, Victoria. His
farm there Is the envy and pride of
the fruit colony, and Its condition is
due very largely to the Earl's own per
sonal work on it.
The seventeenth Earl of Caithness
has been literally nursed as a farmer,
and is prouder of his American ranch,
covering over twenty square miles, the
fruit of his years of hard work, than
of his Earl's coronet.
The last Earl of Seafield was a bailif
and small farmer in New Zealand, and
his successor, the young Earl of to-day,
is also engaged in industrial pursuits
at Oamaru.
The late Viscount Hampden, when
he was released from the exacting post
of Speaker of the House of Common%
turned his attention to milk and butter,
and his Glynde dairy was noted for its
excellence.
"Geor:ge," she hissed, "do you know
anm thirng that reflects en the lifelong
Integrity of my father?"
"Do you think," he grimly answered,
"that I would tackle him for your'
band If I didnt?"
Burned to Death.
A dispatch from MaCornr~ek to the
Augusta Chroniele s'ays: The little
ixyear-old daughter of our fellow
ownsman, Mr. Tom Kergamcr had the
isfortune to meet with quite a sad
eath Wednesday moing. She was
tanding too near a fire built out in the
ard when her clothing caught nre and
she was so severely burned before the
ifre could be extinguished thar, death re
sulted at 4 o'clock this moraing. Fvtry
effort was made by her physicians to
ave her but the most that could be
one was to relieve. in a mnasure her
muffrings. Mrs. J B Harmion, a
eiglhor who was the first mo reach her, I
as scverely burnedi in making
ahero'c effort to extiuguish the f~rs
Libeaal Pensions.
By a decisive umaj r~ty tne lhouse cf
epresentatives Tuesday passed a bill I
ppropriating $200,000 ior Confederate
~ensicrs This is dcubie the amount
eretof cre apuprcpriated for this purpose I
nd the increase is regarded as very1
dgnificant. The author of the bill is
aptain J. Hamp Brooks, of Greenwood I
rounger brother of Preston 8 Brooks,i
who caned Charles Summer in the Uni-i
A SOMNAMBULIST'S PEAT
Walked Twenty Five tiles Without
Awakening.
Sound asleep, without conEcious voli
ion and utterly unaware of his perfor
nance, until after it was over, Kenneth
Eughes, a student of the Like Forest
Academy, made his way at night from
his room in the academy to his country
home near Lon Lake, 25 miles dis
tant.
Whether he rode or walked, or by
what road he went, cr what were his
adventures along the way, he has not
the faintest glimmer cf knowledge a:
cardis g to his story. The trip is all the
more wonderful because the young man -4
had been suffering for weeks with in
flammatory rheumatism. He had ex
pressed to his parents a desire to visit
his home, but deferred the trip because
he thought it would be too painful.
The most the sleep-walker knows is
that he went to bed as usual in Lake
Forest and was awakened next morning
in his father's barn, twenty-five miles
distant. The duration of his somnol
ent state was from shortly after 8
o'clock in the evaning until 6 o'clock in
the morning. It was at the latter hour
that the boy's father, who is a farmer,
went to the barn to feed his str cr and
found the young man propped up in
the family buggy, still sound asleep.
Young Hughes had taken the pains to
wrap a number of robes about h m.
This instizet of self-protection, which
manifested itself while he was dreami
ly urcinseicus, probably saved him
from serious results from exposure.
The elder Hughes, supposing his son
was in Like Forest, was surprised to
find him where he was, and his surprise
grew into amazement when the youth
protested that he knew nothig
whatever of the hours that intervened
between his retirement and his awaken
ing in the barn.
Be opened his eyes in astonishment
and tried to recall some incident of the
night, but it was all a perfect blank to
him. He counted the money in his
pocket, found that he had 15 cents less
than he had the night before. He de
cided thereupon that he must have rid
den upon an electric car from Lake
Forest to Waukegan. He has no recol
lection, however, of boarding the car,
paying his fare, or of alighting at the
end of the line. The soreness of his
muscles seemed to confirm the supposi
tion that he had walked the twenty
miles from Waukegan to tie farm.
The details can only be guessed at,
but it is certain that the nocturnal
traveler arose from his bed, clothed
himself for a cold trip-and reached the
destination for which he set cut. There
was not a scratch on him, showing
that the sense of self-preservation did
not lapse at any stage of his experi
ence.
Prof. Conrad Hibbler of Lake'Forest
Academy is much puzzled by the case
and does not attempt to account for the
strange trip. He thinks Eughes left his
room about 1 o'clock in the morning
the fact that the Northwestern railway
night agent stated the boy ca.ne into
the depot and asked when he could get
a train or an eelectrie car to Evanston.
He was told that no more cars were
running south and that he could not re
main in the station. The agent did not
notice anything peculiar in Hughes' ac
tions, and can not say whether he was
asleep.
Hughes says he remembers absoluitely
nothing about this conversation with
the agent. Nobody else so far as known,
saw Hughes until his father found him
in the buggy.
EDr. Haven; the boy's physician, states
that his patient had no fever and that
his condition was normal, except for
the rheumatism.-Chicago Times-Her
How Birds Help Farmers.
The bulletins on birds and mammals
published by the Biological Survey of
Washington correct widely prevalent
errors as to the economic status of
species that affect agricultural interests,
and demonstrate the inefficiency and
wastefulness of bounty laws, under
which millions of dollars have been ex
pended by the various states and ter
ritories without accomplishing the ob
ject for which they were intended.
Birds are the farmer's most valuable
aids in his life-long battle with the in
sects that prey on his crops. How im
portant, therefore, that he should not
destroy them that do him greatest ser
vice. In the case of hawks and owls
the division has shown, by the examin
tion of the stomach contents of about
three thousand of these universally
hated and persecuted birds, that only
six out of the seventy-three kinds in
habiting the United Statea are injuri
ous and three of these are so rare they
need hardly be considered, leaving only
three to be taken into account as ene
mies of agriculture. The others prey
upon mice, insects and other vermin,
and rank among the farmers' best
friends. Since its establishment, in
1885, the divison has examined the
stomach contents of nearly fifteen
thousand birds belonging to two hun
dred species and sub-species, and has
published information on the food hab
its of one hundred and forty kinds,
mainly hawks, owls, crows jays, blaik
birds, sparrows, thrushes, fly-cathers,
swallows, wrens, shikes, wood peekers,,
horned larks and cedarbirds.
A Disastrous Fire.
A fire broke out Wednesday in the
magazines of the Caspian and Black
Sea company, at Baku Russia, which
contained 6,000,000 poods of petroleum.
The conflagration resulted in great loss
of life and widespread damage. The
llames spread to other depots, having a
opacity of 12,000,000 poods of naph
tha, which poured out like a stream of
Lava, inundating and setting fire to the
dwellings of the workmen, which were
totally destroyed. Many persons per- -
ished in the flames. Twenty charred
odies have been found, and up wards
>f 50 people are terribly burned. Four
andred families lost everything they
osseesed. The magazines are still
~urninge and neighboring reservoirs are
n great danger. A general panic pre
rails. Eight naphtha springs belong
ng to the Melikoff, Rxlski and Caspian
ompanies, caught lire February 3d.
Feli Thirty Feet.
Lau-s Ronner, aged forty years, fell
rom a porch of the Drumnmond hotel at
3:rmingham, Ala., Wednesday and4
was instantly killed. The man was
eling very unwell and s- artd to the
ack po;co ix order to get fresh air.
he railiig of !h-> parch is vry low and
Le ieated -aver .t and in.st his baiaoe.
Ie fell to thet g:.nod thuty- f-et belo q.
lewas found a half ho~ur anterwards. by
tis wifo deac. Ronner w a- a native of
rmanu. a.t he.d re'-ided ia Unarles
on, S. U., f r averal )Lars Re went
hence to Koonvtle and Ch.ttanooga,.
rhere he conducted hote, and drink
og places. Het !Nent!.y opeend a sa
oo at Ealey City and intended re
oving t1o that piase, rsiding in Bir
ngham until he could get a residence