The Manning times. (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, March 19, 1890, Image 4
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DR. TALMAGE DISCOURSES ON' ,
MAN'S ESTIMATE.
Remark' Upon l'eople w!:o Would Live
Their Live Over Agatu- 11e Un. of
PresenI Opportunities.
The Rev. T. De Witt Talmage, D. D.
preached in the Academy of Music, b
' Brooklyn, Sunday morning, to aS a
ovelfiewir:g congr2gation. After ex- f
pounding appropriate passnges o C
t
Scripture he announced his subject to
be: "Would You Like to Live Your
Life Over Again?" His text was Job 1
ii, 4: "All that a man hath will he give
for his life." He said:
That is untrue. The Lord did nel i
say it, but Satan said it to the Lord,
when the evil one wznted Job still
more afflicted. Tae recoid is: "So weut
Satan forth from the presence of the
Lord and smote Job with sore bolis."
And Satan has been the awthor of all
eruptive ?lisease since then, and ha
hopesby poisoningthe blood L, pois'
the soul. But the result of the diaba:;
cal exper'reat which left Job victo.
proved the falsity of the Sa-tan; re
mark-"AIl that a maui hM.h ' i
give for his life." Many a caItai w ho
has stoo I on the bridige of tb sten:=
- till his passengers got o a1d LC
drowned: many an engineer wZ-o -
kept his hand on the tbrot: e va ,ve cr
his foot on the brake until the most .A
the train ws ' saved while he we:.
down to death through the open ra 4
bridge- many a fireman who puitnt
into a blazing house to gct a 5f T n
child out, sacrificing his life in tl
tempt; and thousands of martyrs whc
submitted to fiery stake and kie of
massacre and hea dlsman's ax dwi guil
lotinerather than surrender pro i .,
proving that in many a case W le.
was not true, when it says: AI
that a man hath will he give fir hia
life'? ..
But San's falsehoed was butit tin -i
truth .life is very precious, i.a :
we would not give up all t0-re are
many things we wouldsurrender ret
er than surrender it. We se-e hoz
precious life is from the fact tb-t
do everything to prolong it. ene
411 sanitary regulations, all study of
hygiene. all fear ofdraughts, ".ll water
proof, all doctors, all medciues. -J
struggle in crisis of accident An a:
miraloi the British navy was courl
martialed for turning his ship aroin.
in time of danger and so uaaging
the ship. It was proved agsin- l'ira
But when his time came to be 'eard
he said: "Gentlemen, I diI ! Ur.L the
ship around and admit that it was
damaged, but do you want to know
why I turned it? There was a man
overboard, and I wanted to sa.ve- him,
and I did save him, and I coos&der 'Ie
lifeof one sailor worth all the vessls
of the British navy." No wootier :
was vindicated. Life is iudeed very
precious. Yea, there are rhotv who
A deem life so precious they would lixe
to repeat it, they would like to try it
The fact is that no intelligent and
right fearing man is satisfied with his
past life. We have all made so many
imistakes, stumbled into so many blun
ders, said so many taings that ought
Snoh have been said and done so many
~ things that ought not have been done,
that we can suggest at least ninety
l'ive per cent. of improvement. Now
Swould it not be grand ifthe good Lordl
would say to you: "'You can go back
and try is over again. I will by a word.
-A trn your hair to brown or black or
golden, and smooth all the wrinkles
oQl~fyour tem pie and cheiek, and take
of your shoulders, and
etr'tothe . the joint
and the rheuniatic twings from the
f- oot, and you shall be twenty one
years of age ad just what you wer
~ when you reacheri that point before."
2X-I the ureposition were maade I think
many thousands would accept it. That
-feeling caused the ancient searca for
'watwas called the Fountain .
p'ot, the waters cf which L.-ken
~hdturni the hair of the octogensr
stoi. the curly locks of a btog, and
~h vr old a person who drank a:
iatountain he would be youi uin.
island was said to belong to the
'upof the Bahamas, ibut lay far
in the ocean. The great spanish
xpoer, Juan Ponce de Leon, fellow
yagrwith Columbus, I hatve no
Jotfelt that if he could diacover
5atFountain of Youth he wouldt do
-~amuch as his friend had don'sj i 'is
g America. So he pot outL z
2~Z2from Porto Rico and crused about
sogthe Bahamas in search of that
in. I am glad he did not anud
heeis no such tountain. But if
weeand its waters were ',ottka
- sent abroad at a thouLsrmd
rs a bottle, the demand would ia
retrthan the supply, and maxy a
'*nwho has come through a life c
duesand perhaps sin, to cl l
~jwoulbe shaking up the pcotn
- ui, and if he were directed to take
~oiya teaspoonful after eacih :neuU
,.wndbe so anrious to make sur
.orhe would take a tableesonfr
if directed to take a tabolespoon!o (
uol ake a glassful. But somne of
on would have to go back~ fu'rthr
tha twenty-one years of age to~ mz -
-for there are many who ~
to get all wrong before Lo.t'
pierod. Yea, in order to get a fair
start some would have to go back :a
~--the father and mother and get them
sorrected; yea, to the grandfa~ther ~.ad
Sgrandmother and have their lire cor
ected, for some of you are sfi-4;
Hfrom ba'eedtr influences wvhich
> started a hundred years ago. Well, if
T your grandfather lived his life over
>-aanand your father lived his lif'e 0
over again and you lived yo)urie~ .)er
,~.again, what a cluttered up place this 6
~world would be, a place fillei w.Z
miseraole attempts at repairs. i begin
to think that it is better for each gven.-4
Seration tohave only one chan~c.e anid <
-' hen for them to pass otl and give an
-other generation a chance. ri
Beside that, if we were permitted to
live life over again, it would be a stale g
-and stupid experience. The zest and a
spur ad enthusiasm of L fe come from q1
the fact that wehave nover been along i
this road before, and everything Ms g
Snew, and we are alert for what may.
-appear at the next turn of the road.~
Suppose you, a ma~n in mid-life or old t
age, were, with your present feelings .
-and large attainments, put bacz into a
y~~fier the twenties, or .into cs
Sthe teens, whit a-nfuisance von, would ~
Sbe to others and whatan unhappiness k
to yourself. Your contemporaries te
would not want you and you woulu a:
1>not want them. Things that in your |
Liprevious journey of life stirred your I
!Wealthful ambition, or gave you pleas. |
i2urable surprise, or led you into happy
i nterrogation, would only call forth gr
rom you a disgusted "Oh, pshaw!" I
Y ou would be blase at thirty and a
misanthrope at forty and unendurable CAd
at ifty. The most inane and stupid :
thing imaginable would be a second
ourney of life. It is amusing to hea
people say: "I would like to live my
-lif over again,if I cold take mypras i
ot expeience and kncowle :ge of jt
things back with me and begiu under i
these improved auspices" ''Why, wh~au,
an uninteresting boy yuu would be
wih your present attainments in a
"l ld's mind.I
Besides that, would you want to ri'k I I r
-om the mhet that you im'e here I con- r
ude that though in -iany respects .
,ur life may have been uo forturmte 3
ix unconsecrated yon Iha' e got on so
r tolerably weil, if urthing more ]
an tolerqble. As for zn s Kf. though
V life has been fa- frt.n , ti" s -
!crated as I would like to Uage hd
Iwould not want to try it over
.ain, lest next time I would do worse.
thy, just look at the tamptations we
ave all passed through and just look
t the multituides who have gone com
letely under. Just call over the roll
f your schoolmates and college mates,
be eerks who were with you in Lhe
ame store or bank, or the operatives
a the same factory, with just as good
rospects as you, who have come to
omplete mishap. Some young man
hat told you that he was going to be
millionae and own the fattest trot
es on the Westchester turnpike and
-etire by the timo he was thirty-five
,ars of age, you do not hear from for
any years, and know norning about
um until some dey he cotaes into your
storeaskibg for five ceuts to get a mug
fbe.r. You, good mother ofa house
iold and all your childrei rising up to
.1 ou blessed, can rereemb-r when
.u vere quite jealcus of the belit of
aillage who was so transceudedt y
and popular But wliile y ou have
hse two honorable and (utey
-uneI of wife and mother, she became
I p or waif of the street., and went into
blackness or dark-iess forever.
[Ive ife over again? Why,if many of
Aue- who are r-v respectable
'vere permitted to experi.ent, thle
aaxt journay would be demlmtion.
You have got through, as Joo says, by
the skin of the te:'h. Ne. tim'
oti might not gt trough at all.
Maan would say: 'I i:ow him now
5ett.e than I did beftre, and have for
sity years been sudi yin g his we k
*xt-es', and 1 wili 'ave a tron.er
web if circumstauos to catch ua
ext time." And Satan would con
enter his forces on this - ne man, and
the last state of that maa woud be
worse than the first. My friends, our
faces are in i ie right direction. Bet
tr go forward thau backward, even il
we had the choice The greatest isas
ter Ican thi.k of would be foryoI to
return to your boyhood in 1S90. Oh,
if i% were. a siao!i Luzerne or Cay
ga lake, I w-uld like to get into a
yscut and sail over it, not once, but
,wie,-yea a taousand times. But
life is an uncertain sea, and some of
re ships crash on the iceburgs, of
..ld inditiere-.ce, and scme take fir
f eAil passion, and ,ome b-se their
iearings and run into the sirries,
%nd somat are never heard of. Surci v
n such a treacherous sea as that one
voyage is enough.
Besides all this. do you know tat.
f you could have your wish and live
te over again it would put you s;)
much further frotra reunion with your
riends in heaven? if you are in the
oon of life or in the evening of li.e
vou are not very far from the gate at
kvhich you are to meet your transport
ad and emparadised loved ones. Y.!u
re now, let us say, twenty years, or
en )ears or one year Off from celes
ial conjunc ion Now suppose you
went back in your earthly life thirty
years or forty years or tifty years,
what an awful postponement of the
ime of 'reunion I It would be as
,hough you were going to San Fran
-isco to a great banquet and you got
to Oakland, four or tive miles this side
f it, and then-came back to Hoboken
-r Harlem to get a better start; as
~hough you were you were going to
rgland.to be crowned and having
3me in sight of the mountains ot
Wales you put back to Sandy Hook in
>rier to make a better voyage. The
airther on you get in life,ifa Christian,
:he nearer you are to the renewal of
roken up companionlsnip No; the
wheel of time turns in the righ t direc
~ion, and it is well it turns so fast.
hree humdad-and-r*ixty-five- revolu
jos in a year and 'forward. r-atherl
Ean three hundred and sixty five rev.
utions in a year and backward. But
lear ye! hear ye! w bile I tell you how
ou may practically live your life
ver again and be all the better for it.j
fou may put into the remaining years
>f your life alt you have learned of
sisdom in your past life. You may
nae tho coming ten years worth the
>eceding forty or fifty years. When
man says he would lhke to live his
fe ever again because he would do so
nuch better, and yet goes right on
iving as he has always lived, do you
0t see that he scultifies himself? He
rves that it he could go back he
vould do almost the same as he has
one. If a man. eat vreen apples some
Wednesday in cholera time, and is
rown into fearful err'mps and says
- Thursday: ( wi a I had been more
irudent ir mny diet; oh, if I could live
Vednesday over again," and then on
'ridiy eats apples just as areen, he
,raves th~at it would have been no adR
antage for hin to live Wednesliay
ever again. And if w a deplore our
ast lire and with the idea of improve
nt, long for an opportuni-:y to try it
ver again, yet go on inktio; the same
istakes and commif ting the same
ins, we only demonstra e that the
epetition of our existence would af
nd no improvement It was green
ppes before and it would be green
.pples over again. As soon as a ship
aptain strikes a rock in the lake or
ca, he reports it and a buoy is swung
ver that reef and mariners hencefor h
tand ofi from that rock. And all our
iistakes in the past ought to be buoys
earning as to keep ia the rigtht chan
Besides that.we have all these years
een learning how to be usefal, and
a the next decade we ought to accomn
lisi more for God anti the church
d the world than in any previous
>ur decades. The best way to atone
>r past indolence or past transgres
io is by future assiduity. Yet you
ften find Christian men who were
ot converted until they were forty or
fty, as old age comes on, saying:
Well, my work is about done and it
time for me to rest." T asy gave
>rty years of thei~r aitet to Satan anncI
ie world, a little fragment of their<
fe to God, and now they want to
t. Whether that belongs to comedy
tragedy I say not. The man who
ave one half of his earthly existenceC
>the world and of the remaining t wo
arters one to Christian work andC
e other to rest, would not,T euppose,
at a very brilliant recepition in
aven. If there are any dried leaves
iheaven they would be appropriate
Ir his garland: or if thero is any9
Lrone in heaven with broken steps
would would be appropriate for his j
ionation; or any harp wi~h-rei~iede
rings itivould be appropriate for his b
igering. MIy brother, you give nine- d
nts of your life to sin and Sat:an t
d then get converted and then rest t'
vhile in sanctified iaziaesss and then ti
up to get your heavenly reward, I
Ld I warrant it will not take the a
shier of the royal banking house a -
eat while to count out to you all'
sur dues. He will not ask you
aether you willihave it in bills of large
nomination er small I would like
'Tis worth a wisQ man's past of tle,
'Tis worth a thousan d years ofiarife, ',
If thou canst lessen but by one d
The countless ills beneath the sun.
As I supposed it would be, there are 'I
atitudes of young people listeuing '
this sermon on whom this subject E
acted with the forc-: of a galvanic i ,
ttery. Without my saying a word In
them, they have soliloquived, say-|
y "As one cannot. live his life over |
ain, and I can make onlyontrp
ast look out and make no mnistakes bc
nako the~ most of it." My young
~riend% 1am g!-d you made this ap
)icaTion of the sermon yoursuAf.
hone'f a tr dnister .Awardl I he close of
Ils serm-m) sa.ye: 'No a few words
byw:. pplicationi," people begin to
!:tkaretd fo r their hats and get
heir armu througbh one sleeve of their
overcuats, and t he sermonic applica
tion le a failur-e. I am glad you have
made your o*; u application and that
you are resolved, like a Quaker of
wvhom I read years ago, who, in sub
stance, said: "I shalt be along this
path of life but once and so I must
do all the kindness I can~ and all the
good t can " Miy hearers, the mis
tak es of y outh can never be corrected.
Time gone is gone forever. An op
pertunity passe I the thousandth part
of a second has by or~e leap reached
the other' side f .. grat merrity. In
the suumn wv hiu i* ebir : .mga
you:L ..; kg upV e'bd tilak
with2 wi:Ss ami : b-- fr. su trching
todlay I look up~ :uNl se.e w larg-e
wiogs in 1uW sw-p 'hey are the
wings of the fly i year. Tfl.tt is fol
lowed by ' flnek ot t bree iLundred ernd
forty-tive, and t.hey arethe. tiyin~ <days.
Eatii of:.he lia itig days is foltowed by
twcet.y-four, an~d they are the~ flyvag
hoar-s, innd each' 'f these is followed by
sixtyv, andl tht se are the fiying~ minutes.
Where did this greait flock start from?
Etarnity past. Where a-e they bound?
Eteruity to camne. You rnight as well
go agun niug for the qualis that. w hi
tied last v':r in the meadows or rho
robiais tbat last vear caroled in rho)
sky as to try to fetch down and ba~t
on'e of thr past opportunities of your
ife. Dinet say, "I will lounge now
and make i' up afterwards." Young
men and boys, you can't make ir, .ip.
Mv observation is ibat those who in
you h sowed wild oas to the end of
o>f their .short life sawed wild oats, and
that those w'ho start rsowing Generee
wheat always sow Ge aesce wheat. And
then the reaping oif the harvest is s3
ditferent. There is grau'dfather nowv.
He has lived toQ old age t'ecause. his
hai'ts havei been good His eyesight
for this word 'sas got somewha ditn,
but his eyesight for heaven is radiant.
Hid hearing is not se acute as it once
was, ahd he must betnd clear over to
hear what his 'iule grardeiid says
when she asks him what he has
br->ught for Ler. But be .'asily catch
es the music rais.:d from sup'ernal
spheres
Out yonder i' a man very old1 at
forty years of ago, at a time when be
ought t., he butt; set as the mortaing
HEo got bad hahits fn hi-n very early
and those habits have !Ieen worse.
He is a man ou tire, on fire wuti alhio
holism, on tire with all evil habits,
cut with tha world and theO world out
with him. Down and filling deeper.
His swo:leni hands ha his tnrea-lbare
pocket< and his eyes fixed on the
ground, he passes tEnreugh the street,
and the quick step of an innocent
child or the strong step of a young
man or the rell of a prosp -rous car
riage mnaddens him, and be curses so
cicby and he curses God. Fallen sick.
with no rescurces, he is carried to the
aimshouse. A loathsome Npectacle, he
lies all day long waiting f-r dissolutiou
or in the night rises om his cot and
fights apparitio--s of what he might
have been and of what he will be He
starte.. life with as good a prospect as
any mnau on the American continent
but there he is a bloated carcass wait
ing for t h4 sh->vels of public charity to
put him tive feeb under . He has only
reaped what he~ sowed. Harvest of
wild oea-s! "There is a way that
seemieth right to a man, but the end
thereof i' death " Yeung man, as
-:ou cannot live life ever ~again, how
ever you may long to do so, be sure to
have your one life right. There is in
this august assembly, I wot not, for
we are made up of all sections of this
land and frem maoy lands, some
young man who has gone away from
home and perhaps under soame little
spite or evil persuasion of a auo'her,
ancd his parents know not where he is.
MIy son, go home! Do not go to sea!
Don't go to night where you may he
tempted to go. Go home! Your fa
ther will be glad to see you ar.d your
mother. I need not tell you how shc
feels. How I would like to make your
perents apreseot 'of their way ward
boy, repentant and in his right mind.
I would like to write Them a letter
and you to carry the letter saying.
"By the blesaing of God on my sermon
I introduce to you ono whom you
have never seen before, for he has be
come a new creature in Christ, Jesus."
My boy, go home and put your tired,
tired head on the bosom that nursed
you so tenderly in -your childhood
years. A young #cotchman gas in
battle taken captive by a band of In
dians, and he learsed their language
an'd adopted their habits. Years passed
on; but the o1(1 Indian chieftain
never forgot that he had in his pos
session a young mant who did not be
long to him Well, one day this tribe
of Indians ocune in sight of the Scotch
regiments from whom this young man
had been captured, and the old In
dian chieftain said: "'I lost my son in
battle and I know ho w a father feels
at the loss of a son Do you think
your father is yet alive?" The young
rman said; "I am the only son of my
father, and I hope he is still alive."
Then said the Indian chieftain: "B,-.
cause of the loss of my son this world
is a desert. You go free. Esturn to
your countrymen. Revisit your fa
ther, that he may rejoice when he
sees the sun rise iia the morning and
the trees biossom in the spring." So
[ say to you, young man, captive of
way wardness and sin: Your father is
waiting for you. Your mother is'
waiting for you. Your sisters are
waiting for you. God is waiting fox
fon. Go home! Go home!
A Modern Wonder.
Thu great bridge over the River Forth
tt E-lingburgh w bich was opened last
'uesd ay is one of the wonders of mod
~rn engineering. It is the greatest bridge
:ver constructed en the caatilever prin
iple. IL was becun in 18h53 and in its
uilding over 50,000 toes of the finest
teel nave been used. The bridge proper
3 over a raile long, and the viaducts at
ach end add a half mile to its length.
t has in its central prti. - two spans
~f 1,710 feet each, which are the longest
ver attemnpted. The emsin span of the
lrooklyn bridige, the next longest in the
vorld, is 1,000 feet, while the longe-st
pan at Niagara is only 80S feet. It re
uired the -labor of an army of men for"
even years to coostruct the great Foriji
ridge. At'ot-time 4,500 men were
mnployed on it. Such a great work can
ardly be completed without some acci
ent to those engaged it. The total
umber of lives lost durig the coastruc
on of thia bridge was fifty-three, five of
dem from drowning. There were no
as than 54:3 Don-fatal accidents to the
-orkmien.
Riot in the Atlanta Jail. 1
A riot occurred in the Atlanta jail:
'uesday afternoon. Henry Falvey, a
rhite prisoner, and Sol Turner, a ne
re, quarreled and fought. Falvey
rew a concealed knife and- stabbed
'urner badly in the breast and head.
'he figtht then became general. Po
ce were called in and stopped it.
esides Turner, a negro named Moses
'as badly injured by blows on the
sad from a piece of box.
-A consciesce contribution fromn "J.
.B.,'' Charleston, 8. C., o' $230.25, has
~en received at the Treasury Depart II
ent. It
SLAIN IM SPARTANBURG.
GEO. S. TURNER SHOOTS TO
DEATH E. H. FIN4ER 'THE
BROTHER OF HiS WIFE.
The Causes that Led to the Terrible I)eed
E-EMorssto Lynch the staYer---!riuuph
of the Law Over the Hub.
Another bloody tragedy stains the
record of our county. On Friday af
ternoon Gao. S. Turner slow his broth
in law, E. H. Finger, in toe public
read at Valley Falls. The deed was
done with a pistol, and Finger died in
a few minutes after receiving his
death wound. He never spoke after
ward.
TURNER's ACCOUNT OF THE TRAGEDY.
Geo. S. Turner has furnished the fol
lowing statement to the reporter of
the Columbia Register:
"Finger was walking and a negro was
driving the wagon. I did not meet
Finger on the road, but walked out of
the house and was going to my gin house.
The woman (Sparke) came to get pay
for some washing, and did not say any
thing about the matter between her and
Finger. W. J. Fieger, a trother of E.
H. Finger, the slain mar, and the latter
were cursing the womana as she came
up to the door where I wasistanding, as
given in his own words bolow.
"Fiuger became abusive, but was car
ried off by Dan Willia:ns, a negro man,'
towards bome. He came back, bow
ever.
"Finger told the negro to turn him
loose, as I had dared him to holier
there in the road, which I denied to
Fnger and told him to go off and leave
me alone. Tben he tore loose from the
negro, and after he tore loose he had his
pistol out nd shot.
"When he drew his pis'ol the colored
man had turned him loose.
I did not say 'Let him come, I'll fix
him,' as stated in the paper, or threaten
to kill the negro if he didn't turn him
loose. That is all wrong.
"After he drew his pistol.
FINGER SHOT TWICE.
"One ball struck pretty near me in
the ground, and the other struck my
store house. I think the first ball struck
the ground near me, as the smoke rose all
around me.
I ONLY FIRED ONE SHOT,
and after he quit shooting I quit also.
"I pulled my pistol when Finger start
ed to pull his-wben the negro caught
him and he then couldn't get his pistol
out. I held my pistol in my hand then,
and when he came back he had his *is;ol
bointed at me. He fired twice and I
fired once after he had fired his two
shots, immediately after his second
shot."
ACTING THE TRAGEDY.
That the reporter might make no mis
take and should understand exactly his
account of the matter, Turner in the
jail corridor gave a sort of pantomimic
representation of the affray.
Stepping off six p'ces from the report
er, and coolly oounting as he stepped,
he said that was about the distance be
tween him and Finger.
Raising his hand as though levefling a
pistol, he said that was the way Finger
fronted him while he (Turner) heid
bis pistol in his hands. Ie thoaught
Ficger was watching the smeke rising
up from around the discharge of his
pibtol, but that he (Turner) bad hi' eye
en the barrel of his own pistol.
He said that after Finger was shot
he walked to the bridge over the creek
near by. and half acrosas it, before het
fell. It was a mistake that he was kiled
instantly.
-- WHAT BROUT ON THE TRACEDY.
In relation to the causes wich were
alleged to have brought about the trag
edy, and as to the published accounts
in reference to the snme, Mr. Turner
made the following statement:
"I was not particularly mbd with E.
H. Finger, the man now dead. but I had
heard of his having threatened my life
on two or more occasions
"It was a suit for $25,000 damages
and not $10,000 as sta'ed in the news
pa'vers, brought in thbe csse for the -e
duction of Clara Finger the slain man's
sister and my sister-in- law.
"The day I received the summons I
went to irs. Finger's house, where E.
H. Finger lived, for the purpose of stop
'tping this suit. I gave notice to Clara
of my coming to the gate. Finger came
out Os the piazza
'WITH His DOUBLE-.SARRELLED orN.
cocked it, and took deliberate aim at
me. I jumped behind a tree and tried
to draw my pistol. Fitiger then took
the gun down from his face, and the
mat ter eased.
AN UNAccEPTED cALNE
"Once after that, across the creek
from my store, he cursed me very loudly
end dared me across the creek. I 'd
not go. This was the second case.
"I'll state that 1 thiok that this man,
E. H. Finger, did not want to kill me on
account of the seduction of his sister,
but that he was persuaded or actuated
by my enemies."
HE SPEAKS OF His sIsTER-IN-LAW.
After a few momenta' reflection, on
being asked if he had anything more I
that ae wished to say. Mr. TtfreerC
said:
"I have not spoken of this seduction
matter before to any one but Sheriff.
Nicholls, but without saying that I dig4
it. I will say this:
*'I have one great reason why I should
always like my sister, Clara Finger, C
and that is she made a pleading reque~st '
of me to quit strong drink, which I have r
gait for nearly twelve months.
"I will also say that I believe that if C
Clara will lay aside all the lies, persua. I
sions and inducements that have been ~
offered and told to her since that educ- s
tion suit was commenced, andl will put a
herself back as she was the night that C
her mother left homea
AT THE DEAD HOUR OF MIDNIGIIT, c
to ring this suit against me. and she S
will make a full statement of the mat- rr
ter, I believe, I say, that there will be no a:
cause of blame upon me about the se- ix
duction case, and I think that she will sl
say that I have never treat ed her wrong- U]
fully.
cLAI~s TIlE K1LLING WAs JUSTIFIABLE.
In relation to the alieged c'ondition of
public sentiment against him, Turner
"I don't think that there were any
well thinking men in the mob who.
sought to lynch me, or if there were, it ~
was by a misunderstanding of -the truee
facts in the case. P
"If W. J. Finge:, my wife's brothe~r k
and the brother of the slain mar', vill t4
estify to the full truth and the whole W
ruth in the killing matter, I believe er
hat it will satisfy all reasonable people 9'
hbat the homicide was justifiable." OX
st;
COT AFRAID TO STAY iN CPARTANrBURG- br
"Did the Sheriff tell you that I wae |
iot afraid to be kept in Spartauburg?"| d
~his man accused of t wo crimes aeked | cO
he reporter. On being told ths' Sher- I
Ef Nicholls had spoken highly of the!
erve he had displayed, and had sa'id he|
vas net unwilling to remain in the Spar.
aaburg jail, Turser said. "Let me bu
ake a statement aut that," and con
inued as follows: Ic
THE MOU S TERTRIBT.E THREAT.
"I was not willing to leave Sp:.rtan- co
urg until the Sheriff informed me that o
md get Clara Finger end push her alont.
a fr.nt ui4 they could ge. to my cel
L( Yill me.
"iThe. I e'-n1d. beh I N was fear
L i thev brou:0:t rir t-re in the nit
ek -:s, t kiiled. and
i ro : to bo m'Ie or-p
.vrk.- "r -.~a~h ! of iac'n Th t.
inew, aui 'er b' :e 'haI was ac
juninted with im, TtI:
1,OVEI) CLANA F!NGER As A SISTER IN
LAW
Lad always had loved her from a child.
tod they were fully r.wpire that I woul:
-zv' uk my owa life rs'her than tha
-he siinuti be kled in "uch a cowardlv
AFTER TURER'S BLOOD.
%n Angry Mob Come to flave Ehe Prim
Omer.
The feel'agc against Turner around
Vallev Fdls was intese.
On Saturday nigbr rumors of ad;
-ermination to lynch hi-n reached the
1it; on Sunday uneasiness prevailed
bere, but ro manifes'asion was made
until Monday morning.
The people of Valley Falls had re
2eived notice that a party of200 lynch
ers. thoroughly organized, would
reach towr. en Monday at noon, and
were instructed to be prepared there
to assist in the lynching. About two
hundrod of them assembled near the
Morgan Monument. When twelve
/'cloci arrived, and the North Carolina
lynchers did not come, the crowd
grew restless and ugly. They wanted
to lynch the prisoner without further
delay; but, relying on the organized
mob which they expectd, they were
without concert or leadership. SheriL
Nicholls and his deputies, Brewton
und Vernon with Mr. Andiew Moore
ar.d Ed: Gentry were in the jail arm
ed with Winchester rifls, ehot guns
and revalvers.
Mr. Ncho!ls was a brave Coafederz-.
,oldier, with a -enuta;in for courAg
ind devotion to duty wnich ai kr.ow!.
ul over the country ahd byeond it. Et
was stsndi:ig behind the bars declaring
that no ma-i should reich Turner but
>ver his dad "ody. They knew the
man and no one was willing to charge
him.
Finally four me.'r. went to the encamp
mebt for the canoin belonging to toe
Spartan Arullhry. They raised it up
with a shout and hurrah, and unlimber
d itin front of the jail.
The men who brought the. gun were
members of the artillery company and
knew how to use it. The men in the
jiii were armed with Winchester rifles.
rhe distance was seventy.five yards. A
bloody duel at short range with artillery
and rifles seemed imminent. Men who
bad remembered the scene of blood at
Birmingharn, began to Ecater from the
streets, but stili thn narro'v jail alley
was packed wi-h excited men. No ons
knew whether the cannon was loaded.
The men in the jail thought so and
were determined that it should
never be fired into the building. They
were ready with leveled rifles to shoot
ofA the gunners at the first hostile move
ment. Tne gua was not loaded. The
men in charge Lad made tbcir plans to
ase iron tish bars from the railroad and
iteelyard peas for cannon shot, but rtey
had not yet gotten them. The crowd was
gett.Jg momentary more %cited. Jr.t
it this moment Mayor ulenneman met
the editor of the HERALD an isad.
"What is to be done now?"
"Seize tne gun and spike it," replied
Mr. Jones.
Mayor Hexueman'. .resoiution was
:aken att osce. There was no time to
>rgarizs a force. What was to be dcue
nust be (lone promptiy. He had but
ix policemen at his command, but he
lid not hesitate.
"Follow me," he continued, and they
noved down Jaii street, through the
nob.
Mr. .Jlones ran through Archer's
etore and rushed up on the opposite
tide of the crannorn with the shoet,
"Spike the.gun and arrest the men who
rought it here"!
Mayor Hlennemnan placei his foot on
:he cannon and said: "I 'will arrest
:he first man who touches the gun."
It was a critical moment. The man in
:haerge of the gua, taken by surprise,
itepped back in the crowd. Mr. E. H.
Jarver, who was one of them, says that
2e saw half :drunkea men on all sides,
~eachingfor thbeir pistols,and that he saw
>ne man draw a self-cocking revolver,
ted the hammer was half raised from
:be cartridge, when some one seizbd it
tnd stopped him. A sirgle shot fired
va drunken coward would have been
he signal for a bloody fusilade. Before
hey recovered from their surprise, Mr.
rones seized a hatchet, and drove a nail
n the touch hole of the cannon, and in
ess than two minutes six policemen
tnd two civilians had captused the
:annon in the face of two hundred
ingry men, and spiked it, aid the
langer was over, and a dezen negn es
vcere ~rundling the useless cannon .nto
be jal. Without artillery the jail i's
inpregnable.
The condi:ion in the jail was hardly
ess exciting, and the danger from that
laarter was greater than from the mob.
l'he officers did not understand the cud
len commo-iou and thought that the at
ack was commen-:ing. Their guns were
eady, their fingers on the triggers, and
he Sheritf was o:. the point of giving
he order to fire when Mayor Henoeman
eld un his handkerchief. The men in
harge of that cannon never keew how
ear they were to death.
Fr~ends of Sheriff Nicholls telegraphed
o the Governor for military aid. When
he Sheriff heard of it he at once tele-1
raphe the Governor that he could defend
is prisoner without assist ance and would
o so at -.11 hazards, and the military
ras not called on. That night, it was.
eported, another attack would he made.
Dformation was brought that the moth-5
r and sister of the slain man wouldt
tsd the lynchers, bslieving that the
herii would not fire on them. Cojn- 5
arvative citize'is went to the Sheriffc
nd urged him to carry the prisoner to
olumbia and allay ine excitement, and b
void the bloodshed which they kuew
culd follow anattack on the jail. The r
overcr telegraphed the same advice.
> after suptper the Sheriff quiedy re
oved the prisoner, drove down to Union
td there boarded the train Tuesday
orning, and on Tuesday night Tur..er&
ept in Richland jail. -Spartanburg
erald.
That Remarkable Jury.
Despite the denials of Mr. ChanC 'er It
d other Republican Senators. ;be
ekson'ville Times-Union reiterates its
arnge that the recent grand jury drawn
the United Sates Cour t for the~ North
n District of Fhrida, Judge Swain yc
esiding, was packed with Republican
and jury men. It shows that of the
*eflty three jurors selected, twenty-two yc
:re Republicans and cn.y one a Demo- M
at. A prominent Jacksonville mathe- w.
tticatn figured upon it, under the ruies he
cimbnations aod chances, demon- kr
at:ng that, if the names in the jury 3~
x represented as' equal number of
imocrats ard Repuh!tcans. ad the
awirg w:is fa irly done, M'Ich a reault
ald happen but once ir.82:;.50'7 times.
nic
IDest ruct ive Fire in (incinnat i.
IC IN~..rr M::t eb 3.-Th-'e l.e r-tory wi
ih: cro the naem corner ''f hi
ir :o Im If re [(t, 'oed ad te- 101
phdb en yr& Co , ';e of is
largesa' an'i 'aeot: :ict ci"!hing g
nufctuin ' :tirms in this ci:', wa an
ny letely destroed by lire urly this th:
CORN AND WHEAT.
Unprecedented Quatititiew IRemaining in
the 1sand, of Grawerm.
IVASUINGToN D. C., Mareh 13. -The
untistical rep.rt of the Depirtmont of
A.Lriculture for March relate- to the tiis
riumion and consumption of corn ard
wyleat. It makes the proportion of the
:orn crop in the hands of growers 45 9
per cent. or 970,000,000 bashels, and of
)f the wheat erop 31.9 per cent.,
Dr 156,000 000 bushels. The stock of
:orn on hand is the largest ever report
ed in Marcb, of the largest crop %fter
tbe mildest winter. Tbe average of
eight annual returns is 67 7,000,000 tush
tel. That of lat year was 787.000 000
huehels. The estimated consumotion to
larch 1st is 1,143,000,000 busheIs. Tbe
igures are exceeded only by last year'b
and 1886. The proportion of mnerchant
able corn of the crop of 1889 is 85.7 per
-ent., exceeded only ny those -f 1884
rnd 1876. The average value of all carn
!- the first of December was 28.3 cents
per bushel. The average on the first of
Siarch was 27 8 cents for merchantable
and 19 2 for unmercbantable, making
the aggregate of value $35,000,000 less
ARn the December estimate.
Th: wheat crop of 1889 was exceeded
b-y the crops of ISSO and 1882 and 1834,
I'e average remaining in the hands of
,he growers on the first of March for ten
Fesrs past has been 130,000,000 bushels;
rne average yield during this period be
ing 450,000,000 bushels.
How are the Folks?
"Oh, they're all well except Motter,
she's about the rsme. Pour Mother,
worn out by honsehold cares, exposure
nd overwork. No wonder she gives
up at lasr and takes to her bed. But
)h! how much brighter the family ire
side would be if mother's chair was
not vacant The docto;-s don't seem
to be doing her any good. She says
their medicines don't seem to go to
the spot. She feels so weak and longs
for strength. "Oh! give me strength,"
she murmurs. Why not give her the
remedy her system craves? Her im
poverished blood and shattered nerves
are starving for just such ingredients
as are contained in B. B. B. (2otanic
Blood Balm). Then try a bottle of
this excellent remedy. It is truly
woman's best friend. It quickly re
lieves pain and restores health and
strength and functional regularity.
James W. Lancaster, Hawkinsville,
Ga , writes: "My wife wrs in bad
bealth f:r eight years. Five doctors
itnd as many more patent medi
uines had done no good. Six bottles
of B. B. B. have cured her."
All's- Well Th:; Ends Well.
LAnRItxs, 3aarch 13.-Three months
ago Miss Cornelia Virginia Chapman,
a fair young laey from the banks of
the foaming Saluda, came to the city
in search for lawyers. She found a
couple and told them a tale of woe, the
purport ef which was that Jne. R.
Wells, a neighboring and gallant
ycun.r farmer, had sought and-obtained
her affections, but that on the arrival
of the time set for the marriage Wells
had been seized with a fit of procrast
ination which htd since become chron
ic. The lawyers estimated the breaks
in the lady's heart and sued Wells for
t6,000 damages, which junt .,omforta
bly sized his pile. When the Court of
Common Please opened in February
Miss Chapman was on hand with a
cloud of witnesses, but before the case
was called, suddenly disappeared. The
case was continued. Yesterday the
news came here that Miss Chapman
bad dropped her suit, that WVells had
renewed his and pushed it to a success
fulI issue and that the parties are ex
perimenting as to whether or not mar
riage is a failure. The learned counsel
refuse to be comforted.
The Mother's Friend, used a few
weeks before confinement, lessens the
pain and makes labor quick and com
paratively easy. Sola by all drug
pists.
Col. D, Ki. Norris Seriously ill.
It ha. been learned here that Col. D.
E. Norris, at Pendleton, has been the
victim of a partial stroke of paralysis,
lepriving him of the use of the right
ilde of his face. Few particulars have
3een received of the unfurtunate affil
:ion Colonel N{orris, who .was one td
be tnree Clemson College Trustees who
went to Starkville. Masssippi, to ex
uthine into the State Agriculhural College
:laere, was stricken while at .'Starkville.
Ele was brought homne by his collesgue.
Dol. R. W. Simpson, and reached Pen
leton last Thursday. It is stared that
~is physicians, while not being appre
ensive of immediate serious resub's
rem the stro, prescribe for the
>atient absolute rest and quiet avd free
fota from excitement.
I; is supposed that this uslooked for
15Mudiden ilness will result rnecessarily
nt the withdrawal of Colonel Norria
r(om the race for Judge Cuthran's seot
n Congress from the Third District, i
which he was fairly entered. Colonei
f'orris being a prominent Farmer'
iovemient mas and an active Alliat ce
cader, was regarded sea strong causdi
late, and his enforced withdrawal, st
nuch to be regretted, would preba-1y
nake a decided change in the outleok.
Ireeznville News.
Cotton Seed Hulls and Meal.
Bulletin No. 3 of the Teanessee Ex
>eriment station, c.intainsa the iuresti
ations of Professor Stone, upon the
ubject of ceston aeed as foord for cat
Ie. The following are the condensed
onciu~iens:
1. The practice of feeding cottcru
sed hulls and meal as an exe~usire die.
well e'stablashed, and increasing ia
be vicinity of the cotton seed oil in
ustry. All the informration availabhe
idicates that -he practice is econosn'
al and profitable.
2. Ii seems in no. myv harmful to the
enlhb of the animal n'or to the headh
ainees of the products (eef ard 'tr.ilis)
~sulting.
6. The diet seems adapted bath
te production ol beef and mtAt.a a
elI as milk.
4. Tne average ration al--C~ee:
seaf4:pe unds of hulls, and tire
:hths pound of meal detily.
5. The hulls are a cheap and effec'
e substitute for bay.
6. The manure produced by thia I
stem of feeding is an importanr, fac-.
r in cronsidering its profiableness.
Not the sme Party.
Pastor to hired boy--So I have cauginr
*u stealing apples out >f t be barrels.
Hired Boy-Ye.s, parson, I own uL'.
Don't you know, Thomnas, that whea
u steal you commit a heinons sm?~
>reover, there is a being who sees uit
do, before whom even I bow my
ad with fear and trembling. Do yo~u
ow who I mean?
~our wife, I euppcse.-Texas Siftings.j
Senator Brown to Retire.
Senator Joseph E. Bro an says his -
bition is fully satistied; that he will
t bela candidate for re-election to!
a United States Senate, and that he
11 retire from office at the end of
Spresent term and thus close his
ig political career. '.b~is statement
made by authority. The Journal '
ts it from the Senator's own lips,
a it is coupled with the statement v
tt Senator Brown believes that Gov-1
ior Gordon will be liis successor in .
iR;nate.-.Atlanta Jonal. -
FEMALE CAMP-FOLLOWERS.
How African Wonitm Take an Active
Part ini 'Exploring Exped i tions.
Quite a l:tr(ge nunber of the peop'e
Whom0rII Stante has jnst brought from
central Africa. says the N. Y. Sun, are
women and chiliren, the families of
the Ergyptian .:oldiers who abandned
the Upper Nile with Emin. Native
women have taken an active part in
the toils and hairdships of nearly every
exploring expedition that has entered
Africa. One of the most pathetic in-,
cidents in the story of Stanley's first
journey acroes the dark continent was
that of the woman who, following the
fortunes of her husband. trudged from
sea to sea and then died of her priva
tions at the mouth of the Congo, just
as the party were about to take the
steamer on their homeward journey.
Col. Gallieni says that one of the
'most curious incidents of his labors in
Senegal was the. regiment of women
that constantly followed his columns
as he pushed through the wilderness to
the Upper Niger. .There was great la
mentation in the camp three years ago,
when he made his rapid march against
the Marabout Lamine, because he de
clined to let the women accompany his
black soldiers for fear they would re
tard the rapid march of his troops. A
little later, however, the women and
children joined the column as it
marched to the Niger, and Gallieni
says the women were among the mosi
useful members of the expedition. His
black soldiers,unlike the French troops,
did not like to oceupy themselves with
culinary details and other work of the
camp. They left all these cares to
their women, who took eharge of the
rations and prepared the meals; and
on the march they lightened the bur
den of their husbands by carrying a
good share of the baggage. The sol
diers, having little but their arms and
munitions to carry, were able to make
longer marches. "I have rarely had
any cause." says Col. Gallieni, "to
complain of these women, who readily
adapted themselves to our military dis
cipline."
The unmarried soldiers found that
their more fortunate comrades were
able to take life much easier than they,
and therefore did not fail to improve
any favorable opportunity of getting
wives. Among the spoils of war was
the harem of the Marabout Lamine,
and the ladies cheerfully consented to
make an equal number of bachelors
happy. Thereafter these. women were
among the most faithful workers in the
camp and apparently had no regrets
for their former lord, who ran away
from them.
In their long journeys through Africa
Capella and IvenF, the Portuguese ex
plorers. regularly enlisted women as
well as men, and found them most use
ful adjuncts to their expeditions. They
said the women carried loads nearly
as heavy as those of the men, did al
the cooking, and made fewer com
plaints. A number of explorers give
similar testimony to the value of wo
men on long expeditions.
The notion that women are inferior
to men euriously enough has led to
very different results in two countries
widely separated. It is found that
many Burmans are anxious to have
their sons attend English schools, be
lieving their chance in life are thus im
proved; but they are not at all anxious
that their daughters should have sim
ilar advantages. In Senegal, on the
other hand, when the French recently
besought ti.c chiefs to trust them with
their sons, to be educated at govern
ment expense, somec of the natives re
plied: --We wish to keep our boys at
home to it them to be chiefs them
selves. But if you want girls you can
have all vou will take, and teachi them
everythiung in the books."
IN PURSUIT OF SNAKES.r
A Couector's Hunt After a Rather Igly
Looking Reptile.
There is a popular prejudice against
even the most harmless snakes, and
few people would carry the collector's
rage so far as to attempt the capture of
an ugly-looking reptile with the bare
hands. But the born naturalist, like
the born sportsman, does not mind any
slight risk when his blood is up. In
Shermnan F. Denton's "Incidents of a
Collector's Rambles" is the following
account of an incident belonging to his
stay in Australia: .
Snakes were rather numerous, and
one (lay, while walking in the thick
scrub, I[ clime across a large, light
brown one, coiled upon 'the ground.
He was by far the largest specimen I
had ever seen at large, and was proba
bly tea or twelve feet long, and as
thick as a man's leg at the knee.
I thought at first I would shoot him
in the head with a light charge of shot,
and carry home his s -'n. Then I con
sidered that, if taken alive, he would
be worth five times as much.
Feeling about in my pocket and game
bagI at'last found a leather strap with
a buckle. I drew the strap through
the buckle, making a noose, and thus
armed, started cautiously toward his
snakeship, intending to put the noose
over his head.
As soon as I came near,he partly un
coiled, opened his mouth very wide,
thereby disclosing his sharp teeth, and,
hissing spitefully, struck at' me. I
odged behind a small tree, and, lean
ing out as far as I dared, tried several
times to noose him. He was very sav
ge, and looked powerful enough to
:rush me in his folds. At this junct
arc my courage was at rather a low
bb.
After 1 had teased him for some
ime, he suddenly decided to leave my
ompany, and stairted off at full speed.
I caught up my gun and went after
im, and, by hard running through the
crub, managed to head him off. He
topped, coiled up again, and again I
ried the neose. He was equal to the
>casion, putting his head under his
oils in a very sulky manner; but as
~on as I reached out, and caught him
y the tail lie pulled away with great
~oree and started off once more.
This tinie lie took refuge under s,
allen tree:: nd before I could head him
ff, he was gliding down the hole
ome wild beast, which was partly con
~eaeslby- teaHer~srnes T reached.
he spot just as the last two or thret>..
et were going down, and seizing his
al with both hands, I hung on desper
tlv.
Wfith my feet braced against a. limly
fa tree, I pulled till the tail cracked.
Ld snapped, as if it would break
suder. Sometimes he pulled me
rithin a fow inches of the hole, and.
len I would brace up on the limb, and
rag him half way out.
At last I1 grew so tired that I had to
t go my hold,and, with many regrets,
saw the last few inches of the tail
~isappear beneath tb e ground.
A Soap-3tubble Outfit.
Somiebody has imirenited a soap-bufs
e onuitit. It is pat in ai neat box, and
acluides a1 peculiar- kindl of pipe, made
specially to blow- .ubles, a special
rand of soap, wamated to beat the
rorld for iluity of .iilnL. anid other ap
lanuces.
Lonitlon's Foir Tower.
I'.u- hun~dred nlaus have already
eenr tle by :e commaittee who
tiere p:5 I f- tie best ~uid second
t.. pla:: for Ihen propose.1I Watkin
Luer >- nh Elil. It will be
ohigh h:t l tha:t nleed be (lone
heni i n-:noms :n will be to cnter the
t and in a fe-w i:nnutites be u y in the
DR. AMAGESMOTHER.
&n Eloquent T-ibute to Her 0emory by
the Famous Preacher.
I never write or speak to woman,
says Dr. Talmage in the Ladies' home
Journal, but my mind wanders off to
one model-the aged one who, twenty
four years ago, we put away for the
resurrection.
About eighty years ago. and just be
fore their marriage day. my father and
mother stood up in the old meeting
house at Somerville, N. J., and took
upon them the vows of the Christian.
Through a long life of vicissitude my
mother lived harmlessly and usefully
and came to her end in peace. No
child of want ever came to her door
and was turned away empty. No one
in sorrow came to her but was com
forted. No one asked her the way to
be saved but she pointed him to the
cross. When the angel of life came to
a neighbor's dwelling she was there to
rejoice at the starting of another im
mortal spirit. When the angel of death
came to that dwelling she was there to
robe the departed for the burial.
We had often heard her, when lead
ing family prayers in the absence of
my father, say: "O Lord, I ask not for
my children vealth or honor, but I do
ask that they may all be the subjectsof
thy comforting grace!" Her eleven
children brought into the kingdom of
God she had but one more- wish, and
that was that she might see her Ion
absent missionary son, and when the
ship from China anchored in New York
harbor and the long-absent one passed
over the threshold of the paternal home
she said: "Now, Lord, lettest thou thy
servant depart in.peace, for my eyes
have seen thy salvation."
The prayer was soon answered!
It was an autumnal day when we
gathered from afar, and found only the
house from which the soul had fled for
ever. She looked very natural, the
hands very much as when they were
employed'in kindness for the children.
Whatever else we forget, we never
forget the look of mother's hands. As
we stood by the casket we could not
help but say: "Doesn't she look beau
tiful?" It was a cloudless day when,
with heavy hearts, we carried her out
to the last restinv place. The wither
ed leaves crum bed under hoof and
wheel as we passed, and the sun shone
on the Raritan river until it looked
like fire; but more calm, and beautiful.
and radiant was the setting sun of that
aged pilgrim's life. No more toil, no
more tears, no more sickness, no more
death. Dear mother! Beautiful mother!
"Sweet is the slumber beneath the sod.
while the pure spirit rests with God."
With such a mother as an example,
is it strange that I should alwayshave'
cherished the most exalted estimate of
woman and womankind?
SHOPPING IN AMERICA.
Lecording to a Desripton Given by a B.
cent British Traveler.
The (American) storekeeper never
says what a commodity is reilly worth
intrinsically or in his particular market,
but places its value about 25 per cent
over what he will take for it and which
is in turn about 25 per cent over what
he paid for it. Bargaining which goes
on in all the provincial cities and towns
is extraordinary. The process is called
"Jewing down," and proceeds some
thing like this:
Scene: Store. Enter prospective
buyer, points laconically to article and
loquitur: "Say, what's this worth?"
Storekeeper-One dollar, and dirt
cheap.
P. B. (who really wants it)-Ah,
waal, it's not quite what I want. But
I'm in no pertickler rush to-day.
(Pauses.) B'lieve I'll give you 70 cents
for it.
S.--Seventy cents? Why', I declar
it's dirt cheap at $1; but-spittooning
I'll let you have it for 90 cents.
P. B.-That's quite ridiklous. How
ever I ken jist let un rip! (Turns over
about a dozen articles and then pre
pares to leave the store.)
S.-Come now, yer shall have it for
80 cents, thar'! I couldn't make it bet
ter nor that anyhow.
P. B. (examining article attentively.
but grunting the while)-No, sir-ree;
it won't run it. Now-confidentially
TI'l tell yer what I will do. PIl give'
er 75 cents--75 cents (impressively),
and not a red cent more. What say?
Trhe storekeeper fires a bolt at the
-nearest spittoon, shakes his head, and -
turns to serve anotheri customer. Pib
97. e riyesi wauterg areund the
a sad? sles~tualiy reachies the door.
At this moment the storekeeper calls.
out:
"Say, you can take that durnedi
thing, but come and see us again, wilJ
ver?"
~And so the compact is concluded~.
Both are fully satisfled, and think noth
ing of the ten minutes they have'
wasted, for both concluded they have'
"bested" the other. This phrase "come
and see us ag'ain" is the usual fare
we]. I have had it said to me scores
of timnes.--Artkur Montefiore in Temple
Bar.
Negro Maims.'
Wakkin' on 'nother man's farm at
nioht is er short cut ter jail.
Waitin' fer good times is like tryin"
ter scratch matches in de well-buckit..
Red licker mighty quiet in de jug,.
but mighty noisy in de nigger.
Dese trus's dat's gwine roun' de'
country don' trus' de po man much.
Some womin like umbrellers; yo''
can' keep 'em at home no bow.
Mighty hard ter manage seegyar an'
gribbin' hoe at de same time.
No use ter ax how denman is w'en
you see his galluses wrapped roun' de
muel's bin' laigs.
Preachers' coat-tails gwine be mighty
pp'ler on de jedgmint day.
ome folks seem ter think do Lord
don' want nothin' bigger'n copper
cents.
Forks in de road don' bother d f
goose.
SMighty lucky~ turky dat ain' got
much appetite fo',thanksgivin'.
When you gitz er chace ter vote fer
honis' man, take it.
De deafes' niggcr kin always hyear
de dinner horn.
Cragrass au' barcer wvurrums don'
wvait.fer nobody.
-.Pnllin' suckers in do barcer lot pays
bettern ketchin' suckers in de creek.
De bull ca'f wonder w'at de milk
pail's fer.
Silver creamupot don' sweeten sour -
milk.- William G. Eggleston.
Snbstitute for Coffee.
A new substitute for coffee may turn
aip in a berry known as "gaernera."
Ihe British consul at Reunion says that
t one time he has received miany let
ers from merchants in England asking
or information r'especting a shrub then
alled "m ussaenida." the discovery of
whi-ch, it has been said in somne comn
nercial journals, would deal a severe
low to the coffee and chicory trade.
bout two years ago a runwr was
pread that the berry of this shrub
ould be advantageously emplloyed- as
substitute for coffee and chicorv. It
rows to about ten feet high, has~ very
ew leaves, and its branches are wide
part. The berries do not grow all
ong the branches, as is the ease with
oifee, but in bunches at their extreme
ls. At p)resent it is only met with in
be mountains, where it grows wild. It
2iight be produced on -'an extensive
ale; but with its inferiorit y in fra
rance and color it coul ha:h!!v comn
ete with coffee.
The ma~ucuacr c1 ci '. . - is to
aegin on a large scale in the Crimea,
rhere the roses grow in great 0
naBiann the monntaina.