The Manning times. (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, June 20, 1888, Image 1

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VOL. III. MANNING, CLARENDON COUNTY, S. C., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 20, STATESMAN AND SCHOLAR. A PRETTY PICTURE OF JUDGE THUR MAN AT HIS OHIO HOME. The Red Bandanna and the Snuff Box "Allen" and "Mary," and How they Live Together-Poor Little Foraker and the Noble Old Roman--A Kind Word About Blaine. (From the Boston Berald) CoLUahs, Omro, June 10.-Judge Thurman's quiet home was again thronged with visitors to-day. There is evidence that the red-hued bandanna and the Democrat will now be as in separable as the red-headed girt and the white horse. All the Judge's friends declare that the snuff box and the ban danna will be the unique emblems of the campaign, and will doubtless arouse a great deal of enthusiasm, and put a spirit into the canvass that has not been experienced for miny a year. It is curious to note the remarks of some of the fair visitors to the Thurman home. The men admirers of the Judge say that his name is as sacred in the litiny of Democracy as his record is above re proach. - The pictures of the Demo cratic candidates are seen everywhere. The faces of some of the leading lights of the St. Louis Convention are also strewn about. When chatting in his library, Judge Thurman is very enter taining. A happy smile, kindly eyes, frank ways and hearty laughter are then the Judge's chief peculiarities, com bined, of course, with his brilliant con versation. His silvery chin beard and snowy locks contrast with his rich suit of black broadcloth, dark blue home spun socks and highly polished low shoes. His linen is of immaculate white ness, and almost glistens beside the black silk stock and black silk watch chain that is the sole indication of jew elry about him. He is a shining exam ple of acultivated gentleman, with many of the little courteous ways that once were so pronounced in statesmen, but which, in the rush and crush of the present generation, are sometimes slighted, if not altogether overlooked. He has been visited by a throng of re miniscence hunters since his nomination. He refers them to his old friends and Herald man to-day he said he thought that he would have got along fairly well in newspaper life if late and irregular hours were the only requisites for that vocation. He referred to his habit of reading and studying half the night and having breakfast when other folks were eating luncheon. He looks and acts like a born debater and a par liamentary fighter. His voice is strong and musically deep, and between the puffs of his ca he mentioned that, of all the seces he had made in the Senate and out of it, and of all the records pertaining to his public life, not one was handy. He doubted even if any were in existence. He said that he had never kept a scrapbook because his mother, when he was a lad of 10 and wanted one, had told him that a scrap book was one of the greatest agents to kill the memory. His mother, he added, was more responsible for his edacation than any college or institution of learn ing. He, however, bought a scrapbook when he entered the Senate. He culled it from shelves containing hundreds of books, and showed it to the reporter. It was as barren as the day he bought it. He spoe of the days when he, Rosce Conk-ig, Bill Eston, of Connecticut, and Don Cameron had plaant late dinners together in Washington. All could "cut to the red," he said, referring to the rhetorical slashings in the Senate, but after the day's session they were cordial and hospitable. Roscoe Conk ling, he thinks, was one of the greatest actors of his time. The Old RBoman has been beset by political tramps since his nomination. He-spoke of the regiments who have visited his kitchen door begging the red headed maid to convey their compli mentseto the Judge, and at the same time mention that a few dollars wisely distributed through them would reap untold results. Be packed them all off empt handed. He says he never be lieve in money campaigns. He is spoken of by his neighbors as generous and liberal, but it is mighty evident from the Judge's manner that no politi ~cal strikers are to be tolerated. The Judge was a great walker in his -early days. When, as an Ohio lawyer, he attended circuit, and even down to the last attack of rheumatism, he was fond of the exercise. He does not keep a carriage, although he worth in the neighborhood of $400,000, and the fortune of his wife, who was a charming Blue Grass belie named Mary Dun, bring the family a fortune close to $1,00,000. Years ago the Thurman carriage and the old coachman "Mike" were familiar figures in the streets of Columbus, but with the death of "Mike" and the more retired life of the Thur mans the carriage was given up. The Judge and Mrs. Thurman now come into town on the horse cars. The con ductors sp,.eak of the great regard shown by the couple for each other. It is "Allen, dear, we must get off here," and the Old Roman steps to the ground and holds out his hand to help "Mary, dear," to alight with the same old gal lantry that must have marked the days when he went a-courting. The touching fondness of thle couple for each other and their children is everwere re marked. Allen W., the Judg's oldest son, is his right-hand inan in managing the family fortune, which is largely in real estate. The Democrats of the country think the Judge was, perhaps, too determlined in his prosecution of the Democrats who were charged with committing the tally sheet frauds. The Judge differs with them, on the ground that a Democrat should have such exalted ideas of huis party as to be even above the suspicion of wrongdoing, ar21 when any derelict ones are caughit they should be punish ed with swifter and greater severity, be cause of the shock they have given to the Democratic temple. The Judge is a great mathematician. He is a surveyor of renown throughout the State. He justly jokes at the comments of his Rte publiean adversaries on his age. He s efers to Bismarek at 77 and Gladstone y 79. tnnsngi many Columbianas to remark the wide berth that Governor Foraker gives the Old Roman. The declaration is freely made that, if the two should meet on the stump in this campaign, and it is not unlikely that they will, House-a-fire Forakerwill have convincing evidence that he is a pigmy beside the logical and determined old warrior. The Judge thinks Mr. Blaine one of the brainiest men of the century, but he cannot understand the wide spread popularity of the Plumed Knight. He spoke in high terms of the Maine statesman, but up to date has not been able to fanthom the furor with which Mr. Blaine's name is greeted. The Judge's old law office is one of the interesting spots in the town. A weather-eaten metal sign, reading " . G. Thurman," marks the entrance. It is a one-story cottage, 20 by 30, and was g.uilt for the Judge in 1851. Up to three years ago he lived in a frame house ad joining, but basiness buildings have crowded him into a modest stone house a mile out. The Judge speaks with re gret of the change. The old home and the old office are treasures to him. His office is now on one of the floors of his old house, and his old office is tempora rily occupied by an old friend. It is shelved all around with law books, and old-fashioned powder horns are hung in the niches. The Judge says the Presi dent couldn't interest him in fishing tackle, but if he wants to talk about deer stalking and game hunting gener ally, Allen G. Thurman is the man to come to. The Judge told of his early successes as a hunter in Ohio, when the houses were few and far between. A noble picture of Sunset Cox hangs over the Judge's old desk. French and Spanish books are plenty. The former recall the sturday old Demo crat's fondness for French literatue, and his service as a member of the commis sion on bimetalism. He reads French like aParisian, and one of his recreations is a French hovel. The Spanish books tell of the time when he first entered the Senate and was made a member of the committee on Mexican claims. At recess he returned to his home and said he had been put on one of the "measliest" com mittees in the Senate. How was he to be of value on the committee when his knowledge of Spanish was as meagre as his acquaintance with Choctaw? That was the question which confronted him. He was 56 years old at the time. He solved the problem by buckling in and learning the language, and to-day he can roll off Spanish with the ease and grace of a nut-brown nobleman of the ant Alfonso's kingdom. House-a-fire Foraker having pitched into the Thurmans for providing delica cies for Confederate prisoners at Camp Chase, a few miles out of Columbus, during the war, an old friend of the fam ilyremarked to-day the charity extended was simply an infinitesimal drop in the gentle dew of Mrs Thurman's goodness. As a Blue Grass beauty, she left many old friends behind in Kentucky when she came to Judge Thurman's home. Many of the prisoners were sons of her old neighbors, and some had been her schoolmates. For auld lang syne's sake she remembered them in their trouble. Her charity extended to stranger Con federates, also, and to the regiments of Union soldiers quartered outside the camp. She was a Union woman with a motherly heart for all. Many recall the time when the Republicans of the State were called "Union sliders," because their pet remark was: "Let the Union slide." At that time the Democrats were jeeringly referred to as "Union savers," from the fact that it was their one cry to keep the Union intact. Judge Thur man came under the ban as a Union saver. The Judge is fond of athletic sports and good sparring bouts. He remem bers Heenan and the stir he created in Columbus. The Judge saw the big man knock out the local notables, an, although the ruffled and frilled ones of "Larry" Godkin's association may hold up their hands and shift their eyes until theyblook as if they are cut on the bias in mawkish sentiment, the Judge thinks he had a pretty good time that night. BANDANNAS IN GREAT DEM~hAND. The Large Stores Report the sale of Many Thousands. (New York Star, June 11.) The red handkerchief is fairly un furled. The sacred bandanna is aloft and floats proudly in the breeze. Such a boom in bandannas never known. They are selling like "hot cakes," as the old circus men would say. Yesterday, in the course of a cursory inspection of some of the large dry goods establishments, the Star reporter was able to ascertain facts which speak with peculiar significance of the pros pects of the party in the coming cam paign. Said the assistant superintend ent at Denning's, on Broadway: "Since Thurman's nomination the demand for banannas has been really enormous, and, as apeculiar fact, I can tell you that the ladies are fairly taking the lead in the new political crusade. Mr. Thurman has been nominated exactly six days. Well, we had 12,000 ban dannas in stock on nomination day, and between then and now have sold, whole sale and retail, nearly four thousand. The demand is increasing day by day, and, from all I can see, we are likely to be pressed for a supply when the cam paign fairly starts." At Macy's the Star reporter saw Mr. Strauss, a partner in the firm. He said that since the nomination day, demand for bandannas had greatly strained the supply. At O'Neill's a very pretty young lady engaged in the handkerchief department laughed merrily when ques tioned by the reporter concerning the bandaana boom. "I don't know what it all means," she said. "It would be hard for me to tell the difference be tween a Republican and Democrat, but one thing I do know-before this cam paign is over we shall have sold enough banannas sufficient to elket Cleveland and Thurman twice over; that is sup posing each bandanna counts as a vote, and, of course, presuming that the present demand continues. I have done scarcely anything else but sell bandanna handkerchiefs for nearly a week past. I think we have already disposed of some thousands. Is Mr. Thurman a ladies' man?" asked the young lady, as the reporter was about leaving. "I should think he must be, for nine out of ten bandanna buyers are ladies." It is "touch and go" with people who nut.ioul hndle electri light wires CAROLINA AT THE HEAD. The Fine Record of South Carolina Girls at the Charlotte Female Institute. The commencement exercises of the Charlotte Female Institute came off on Tuesday and Wednesday nights, the 5th and 6th of June. The graduating class numbered twelve, among whom were Misses Mary E. An derson, of Greenville, Mary Louise Keith, of Darlington, and Mary Steed, of Marion counties. Upon the roll of first distinction were Misses Anna Mary Moore, of Spartanburg county, Florence Allen, of Florence, Lois Drennan, of Richbourg, and Pauline Moore, of Lan caster. South Carolina always comes in for her full share of th prizes; and that her fair representatives won them by merit and did not receive them through any favor or partiality, is shown by the fact that in the case of all the prizes the judges were chosen outside the institute and were unacquainted not only with the contestants personally, but did not even know their names, as the fair com petitors had fictitious names appended to essays and works of art. Miss Flor ence Allen bore away the prize for the best essay on the English language and literature; and Miss Mary Steed the prize for the best exhibit of drawings. The art exhibit this year was the largest and finest ever made, comprising over three hundred works, drawings, paintings in oil and water colors, pastils, china decoration, &c. The exhibits of oil paintings by the Misses Mary Louise Keith, one of the graduates, Annie Strayhorn, of Chesterfield, Mamie Trai ler, of Timmonsville, Mary Anderson, another graduate, and Janie Gregg, from Mars' Bluff, were much admired. Be sides the exhibit of Miss Steed, which took the prize in drawing, Misses Mar garet Cannon, Etta Davis, Nannie Mc Keown and Mamie Agurs deserve special mention, though there were forty-three exhibitors and three hundred paintings and drawings. Miss Thompson, the teacher, has shown, by the wonderful progress of her pupils, a marvellous faculty for imparting instruction in her department of art. The exhibit her pupils make cannot be excelled any where. The music department, under the director, Prof. Carl S. Gaertner, ac quitted itself at both commencement and concert more brilliantly than ever. Here, as usual, the young ladies from South Carolina distinguished them selves. Miss Florence Allen attracted attention in both instrumental and vocal music; her piano playing was magnifi cent. Miss Auuie Strayhorn with a very sweet soprano voice sang a solo, "Oh! as fair as poet's dreaming," which was much admired. Prof. Gaertner's play ing on the violoncello was one of the most attractive features in the concert Wednesday night. He has lately come to the institute. For ten years he had been teaching in the National Conserva tory of Music, Philadelphia. He was graduated from the Royal High School of Music, Berlin; afterwards of the Conservatorium, Leipsic, and of the Conservatoire, Paris. Dress of Men and Women. It is singular to contrast the growing splendor and prodigality of the dress of one sex in this nineteenth century with the sobriety of the dress of the other sex, which has shrunk within our own recollection, says an English writer, into a grim uniformity of black kerseymere. The laws of nature are reversed, if it be true, as Mr. Darwin teaches, that the male bird owes the hues of his plumage and the beauty of his form to his desire to plas the hens and obtain the honor of natural selection. In modern society it is the hens who carry the gay feathers. Shall we say with the same motives, and with equal success? There was a time when the dress of men was alike wasteful, extravagant, and inexpedient; when they wore costly stuffs, rich embroidery, lace, jewels; when at the Court of France the Duke of Buckingham shook off diamonds, and the maids of honor went on their knees to pick them up and appropriat them; when the folds of a cravat and the em broidery of a waistcoat were subjects of earnest attention to the masculine mind. Those .days are over. Men's dress is simple, suitable, inexpensive. Is it too much to hope that reason may asse-rt her authority in the case of women's dress, as she has done for men, and that while slovenliness is unknown, and the highest standard of neatness is attained, there may be neither waste nor extravagance, but that all-pervading sense of propriety of which Dr. .John son was the advocate? "Learn," said he, "that there is propriety or impro priety in everything how slight soever, and get at the general principles of dress and behavior." When Mrs. Thrale asked his opinion of the dress of a child, "Well, sir, how did you like little miss? I hope she was fine enough?" "It was the finerv of a beggar," said he; "she looked like a native of Bow Lane dressed up to be carried to Bartholomiew Fair." Views which the philosopher and the economist advocate may well gain a hearing, though only now urged by one who has no other claim to an audience than the desire to help in woman's work. Charity is Not Selfishness. It is not charity to give a penny to the street mendicant of whom nothing is known, while we haggle with a poor man out of employment for a miserable dime. It is not charity to beat (down a poor seamsltress to starvation price; to let her sit in her wet clothes sewing all day; to deduct from her pitiful remuneration if the storm delays her promipt arrival. It is not charity to take a poor reletave into your family and make her a slave of all your whims, and taunt her continually with her dependent situation. It is not charity to turn a man who is out of work into thie streets with his family because he cannot pay his rent. It is not charity to exact the utmost farthing from the widow and orphan. It is not charily to give with a supercilious air and patronage, as if God had made you, the rich man, of different blood from the shivering re cipient, whose only crime is that he is poor. It is not charity to be an extor tioner-not though you bestow your ams by the' thousand. The Em '4 Germany breathed his last at N~ on Friday morning. The end I. A ViennU says that 1,500 cotton operis aa t' 'have gne on a strike. AT THE TYGER'S YAWNING MOUTH. A Narrow Escape on the Burning Trestle -The Engineer's Courage Saves a Train Load of People. (From the Charlotte Chronicle.) The Charlotte bound passenger train on the Air-Line road, due here yesterday morning at 5 o'clock, had a narrow es cape from total destruction at South Ty ger River, where it ran upon a bridge, a portion of which had been burned away. The bridge over South Tyger is a very high structure, the track which is laid upon it being 100 feet above the ground. It is approached by a high trestle on either side; and sparks from a passing engine set fire to the northern end of the bridge some time Monday night. The fire had been burning for pei'taps a couple of hours, and had destroyed thirty feet of the bridge on the Charlotte side when the morning passenger train from Atlanta came thundering up. Coming toward Charlotte the bridge is approached around a sharp curve, which prevents the engineer, in his seat on the right hand side of the cab, from seeing the bridge until he is almost upon it. On this occasion Capt. Ed. Roseborough was conductor, and engineer John Pettus was in the cab. The train approached the bridge at the usual speed-thirty miles an hour and when within a few hundreds yards of it engineer Pettus noticed a heavy smoke ahead, which he conclude.1 was from a burning brush-pile such as is seen almost every day along the road. When his engine forged round the curve he lost sight of the smoke, but just as he emerged and the pilot threw a shadow over the timbers of the trestle he saw that what he had thought a burning brush-pile was something far more seri ous. The bridge was burning away and his engine was upon it! There was but little time for thought. A few more strokes of the driving-rod would carry the whole train, with amass of blazing timbers, down a sheer descent of 120 feet to the ground below. It re quiced nerve to leap from the engine, but it required greater nerve to remain on it. Pettus remained at his post. He reversed his engine and brought every brake to bear upon the wheels with all the force that was possible. The big drivers of the engine flew backward with lightning-like revolution, streams of fire shot from every brake wheel under the train, there was a succession of rough jerks that threw the passengers from their seats, and the train came to a dead halt-with the pilot of the engine within a car's-length of the fiery gap. The per spiration stood in cold drops on the en gineer's forehead as he looked from his cab down into the chasm to the brink of which his train and the people upon it had drawn so closely. The train wasbacked froitheburning structure and Capt. Roseborough and his crew organized a bucket brigade and after half-an-hour's work extinguished the fire and saved the main portion of the bridge. The watchman whose duty it is to patrol the bridge was not present, it is said, but came upon the scene while the people were fighting the fire, and seeing the state of affairs disappeared. The midnight train from Charlotte ap proached the north side of the bridge shortly afterwards, and a transfer of passengers and baggage was made, the train returning here at 11 o'clock yester day morning. A large force of workmen was put to work at once reconstructing the trestle, and trains crossed the bridge in the afternoon. The passengers speak in the highest praise of engineer Pettus; and so appre ciative were they of his nerve and brav ery that one of their number, the Rev. Mr. Pentecost, started a subscription and the passengers liberally responded. They made up a purse of $40 which Mr. Pentecost presented to engineer Pettus, assuring him that it was "but a slight token of their appreciation of his action, for they felt that he had saved them from a horrible death." A BATTLE IN THE MOUNTAIN8. Gabe Lhicker's Biggest Bear Fight on the Wahsatch Range.. (Fromt the Idaho Enqiuirer.) A few days ago Gabe Lucker went up in the Wahsatch range of mountains to kill some game. After bringing down a large elk he dressed it, cut off some of the choicest pieces and covered the re mainder so thatit would not be disturbed by wild animale, intending to return and secure the balance. He then shouldered the steak, and was walking along the side of the mountain on his way homeward, and was only a few rods distant from where the elk had been slain, when suddenly out rushed a huge grizzly from a thicket near by, and made toward Gabe in a twinkling. It was not the first time Gabe had faced a grizzly, for he had killed many a bear and knew no such term as coward in their presence. So he threw down his load quickly, but cooley, and hauled up his Winchester and fired. Gabe had intended to break the bear's neck, but the closeness of the animal and the neces sary haste in shooting caused the bullet to go wide of its aim, but it tore out the bear's right eye and deprived the brute of half of its powers of vision. The shot scarcely checked the mad beast; for it rose on its feet, and before Gabe could fire a second time the bear struck his gun from his hands and it was sent spin ning rods away, while the force of the blow made Gabe whirl around for a moment as if he was a top in the hands of a schoolboy. He fell some distance from the buear, yet he was on his feet in a twinkling and braced himself for a grapple. Uttering a horrid grown that fairly froze the blood of his antagonist, the bear followed up his stroke, and, with outstreatched arms, both hunted and bear clinched in a hand to paw contest and fell to the ground, rolling and tumb ling over and over down the steep, craggy sides of the mountains, the bear bellow ing and roaring with pain and rage, while the hunter, who had drawn hus sharp knife~ from its sheath in his hunting belt, was viciously plunging it the hilt at every stroke into the sides of the animal. Blood quickly followed, besmearing both combatants. The embraces of the bear, though at a disadvantage, were terrific, and G*abe nearly lost his breath during the frightful hugs, but it only made him the more desperate as he began to think his time had about come and he must get in his work quickly. By a lucky stab and slash of the kife n ha hn adlahaant the left e~e ball of the animal in two and complete ly destroyed the brute's vision. As the eyeball streamed from its socket the bear became doubly enraged, and catch ing the left side of Gabe's head in his mouth he instantly tore off an ear and part of the hunter's scalp. In a moment more both Gabe and the bear, tight in each other's embrace and fighting desperately, had reached a fifty-foot precipice. Down they went, whirling and tumbling among the brush and rocks below. The bear, being heaviest, struck first, and Gabe was thus saved from instant death. The hard shock caused both to loosen their holds and bound several feet apart from each other. The bear was evidently stunned by the concussion, and Gabe was on his feet first and out of the former's reach. The grizzly's wrath in endeavoring to find his enemy was terrible. He ran in various directions, tore the ground and wreaked his vengeance on the bushes by pulling and tearing into shreds. Keep ing out of reach of the infuriated mon ster, Gabe endeavored to find the knife which he had dropped from his grasp in the fall. At last he discovered the miss ing weapon, and, grasping the handle firmly, he approached the grizzly and plunged the blade into the latter's body with all the strength he could summon. The bear whirled in a twinkling, and Gabe made a narrow escape, leaving the knife still sticking in the animal's body. The bear now plunged about among the rocks and brush in the maddest agony. Remembering his Winchester and re volver, Gabe made a long detour to get above the top of the precipice to secure them. On nearing the place he fainted and fell senseless with exhaustion. How long he remained in that condi tion he does not know, but thinks it must have been at least an hour. On coming to he was so weak from loss of blood that he could only crawl to his gun and revolver on his hands and knees. The bear's stroke had broken the gun so that it was useless. Resting awhile, and recovering his strength he returned below the precipice and found the bear sitting up and rubbing his eyes in a vain effort to see. Gabe opened fire, and at each shot the bear would charge in the direction of the sound, but being sightless and the ground uneven he would fall and tumble around in the most reckless manner. Ten shots finished him, and Gabe went home and secured help, and when he was hauled to the hunter's cabin he was found to weigh 1,200 pounds. The loss of an ear and part of his scalp, besides being lacerated in various other places, did not affect Gabe's cour age, and when seen by your correspond ent he declared that he is still a match for any grizzly that ever walked. The Condition of the Crops. The State Department of Agriculture furnishes the following statements, showing the condition of the crops, &c., June 1, based on the report of 251 coun ty and township correspondents. The crop prospects in South Carolina are not generally so favorable as at this date last year. The seasons during the month of May were unfavorable for cot ton, cool nights, high winds and exces sive rains retarded the growth of the plant and caused the crop to become grassy. It is the general opinion of correspondents that it is fully two weeks later in development than on the first of June, 1887. In some favored locali ties the plant is reported healthy, well cultivated and vigorous. The area has been slightly increased over last year. Corn lands have been well prepared ad the crop well cultivated, while more fertilizers per acre have been used than formerly. The growth was slow in the early part of the month owing to lack of rain, but more favorable seasons later benefitted it greatly. About three fourths of the crop is planted on up lands and the condition of this part of the crop closely approximates an aver age. Lowlands have been flooded and some damage has resulted fromifrom the freshets. Insects have injured the crop on bottom lands, and at present the prospect for the usual yield is promising. Wheat was injured by late frosts and rust, ripened prematurely, and the yield was reduced below last year. Unfavora ble seasons somewhat reduced the yield of oats. Harvesting began the latter part of May. The other crops, including peas, rice, sweet and Irish potatoes, sugar cane and sorghum, peanuts, &c., are fully up to an average. Berries of all kinds are abundant. The melon crop is backward n some sectione peaches and apples will produce full crops while in other parts of the State they almost failures. The consumption of commercial fer tilizers is estimated at about 120,000 tons, classified as follows: Ammoniated 46,600 tons; acid phosphate 45,600 tons; Kainit 19,200 tons, and chemicals 8,100 tons. The large crop of cotton produced last year, the fair prices obtained for the same and the bountiful corn crop greatly improved the financial condition of land owners, tenants and laborers in every county. The amount of farm supplies purchased was much less than last year. A majority of the progressive farmers of the State raised last year corn enough for plantation use and bacon sufficient for ~family consumption. Pastures are fine, cattle fat, work stock in splendid condition and the farmers energetic and hopeful. The New Pasitor. The Portland Advertiser has a good story, which it credits to Bishop Simp son. A Methodist congregation, who regretted the departure of a minister whose time had expired, plied the pas tor with questions about the man ap pointed to succeed him. The pastor gravely answered them: "He is a good man and an able preacher, but-there, I don't suppose I ought to say anything, and I think on reflection that I won't." Of course this inflamed everybody's curiosity, and they insisted that he ex plain. After disclaiming any intention to prejudice the new man, lhe informed them that the coming incumbent parted his hair in the middle. The congrega tion were indignant, but decided to suspend final judgment until they had seen the new man. The next Sunday, when he walked up the aisle, every eye was upon him, and as he faced the peo ple there was a broad smile on every ac in the church. He was bald. WHY NOT LIVE FOREVER? DR. TALM %GE TELLS HOW RELIGION PROLONGS LIFE. He Knows Very Many Good Old Men, but Few Bad Old Men-Sin, He Says, Has Killed Them Off. Rev. Dr. Talmage preached Sunday morning to an audience that filled the Tabernacle and overflowed to the side walk. His subject was, "Does Religion Prolong life?" We find his text in Psalm 91, verse 16: "With long life will I satisfy him." "Through the mistake of its friend," said the popular divine, "religion has been chiefly associated with sick beds and grave yards. The whole subject to many people is odorous with chlorine and carbolic acid. It is high time that this were changed and that religion, instead of being represented as a hearse to carry out the dead, should be represented as a chariot in which the living are to triumph. "Religion, far from subtracting from one's vitality, is glorious adbition. It is good for the eyes, good for the ears, good for the spleen, good for the digestion and good for the nerves. The fact is, men and women die too soon. It is high time that religion joined the hand of medical science in attempting to improve human longevity. Adam lived 900 years; Methuselah lived 969 years. I do not say that religion will taka the race back to anti-diluvian longevity, but I do say that the length of human life will be greatly improved. "It is said in Isaiah: 'The child shall live a hundred years old.' Now if the child is to live to be 100 years old, may not the men reach to 390 and 400 and 500. The fact is we are mere dwarfs, skeletons, compared to some of the generations to come. Religion has just touched our world. Give it full power for a few centuries, and who can tell what will be the strength of man and the beauty of woman, and the longevity of all. "My design is to show that practiil religion is the friend of long life. I prove it first from the fact that it makes the care of our health a positive Christian duty. The Christian man lifts the whole problem of health into the accountable and divine. He sees God's caligraph in every page-anatomical and physolog ical. The Christian man says, if I hurt my nerves, if I hurt my brain, if I hurt any of my physical faculties, I insult God and call for dire retribution. God meant to tell us in all ages that we are to offer to Him our best physical condition. A man who, through gluttonous or irregular eating, ruins his health, is not offering to God such a sacrifice. "An intelligent Christian man would consider it an absurdity to kneel at night and pray and ask God's protection while at the same time he kept the windows of his bedroom tight shut against fresh air. He would just as soon think of going out on the bridge between Brook lyn and New York, leaping off and then praying to God to keephim fromgetting hurt. Take care of all your physical forces-nervous, muscular, bone, brain, cellular tissue-for all you must be brought to judgment. "Smoking your nervous system into fidgets, burning out the the coating of your stomach with wine logwooded and strychnyned, walking with thin shoes to make your feet look delicate, pinched at the waist until you are nigh cut in too, and neither part worth anything, groan ing about headache and palpitation of the heart, which you think came from God, when they came from your own "olWhat right has any man or woman to deface the temple of the Holly Ghost? What is the ear? Why, it is the whisper ing gallery of the human soul. What is the eye? It is the observatory God con structed, its telescope sweeping the heavens. Again I remarked that prac tical friend of longevity in the fact that it is a prrtest against dissipations which sjure and destroy the health. Bad men and women live a very short life. Their sins kill them. I know hundreds of good old men, but I do not know half a dozen bad old men? Why? They do not get old. Lord Byron died at 36 years of age, himself his own Mazeppa, his embridled passion the horse that dashed him into the desert. Edgar A. Poe died at 38 years. The black raven that alighted on the bust above the chamber door was delirium tremens. Only this and nothing more. "But, you say, professors of religion have fallen, professors of religion have misappropriated trust funds. Yes, but they threw away their religion before they threw away their morality. There are aged people who would have been dead twenty-five years ago but for the defenses and the equipose of religion. You have no more natural resistance than hundreds of people who lie in the cemeteries to-day, slain by their own vices. The doctors made their cases as kind and pleasant as they could and it was called congestion of the brain or something else, but the snakes and the blue flies that seemed to crawl over the pilllow in the sight of the delirious patient showed what was the matter with him. You, the aged Christian, walked along by that unhappy man until you came to the golden pillar of a Christian life You went to the right, he went to the left. That is all the difference between you "Again, religion is a friend of longe vity, because it takes the worry out of our temporalities. ft is not work that kills men, it is worry. When a man be comes a genuine Christian, he makes over to God not only his affetions, but his family, his business, his reputation, his mind, his body, his soul, his every thing. industrious he will be, but never worrying, because God is managing his affairs. "Suppose you had a supernatural neighbor who came in and said: 'I want you to call on me in every exigency. I am your fast friend. .1 could fall back on 20,000,000 and see a panic ten years ahead. Whenever you in trouble, call on me and I will help you.' How much would you worry about business? Why, you would say: 'I'll do the best I can, and depend on my friend's generosities for the rest.' "Now more than that is promised for every Christian business man. God says to him: 'I own New York, London, and St. Petersburg and Pekin and Australia and California. I am your friend. When yo get in truble I will help you.' blow much would that man worry? Not much." " 'Oh,' you say. 'Here is a man who asked God's blessing in a certain enter prise and he lost $5,000. Explain that.' I will. 'All things work together for good to them that love God.' Is there not rest in that? Is there not truth in that? Is there not longevity in that? If that broker who some years ago in Wall street, after he had lost his money, sat down and wrote a farewell letter to his wife before he blew his brains out-if instead of taking out of his pocket a pistol had taken' out a well read New Testament there would have been one lees suicide. Oh, nervous and feverish peo ple of the world try this sedative. You will live twenty-five years longer. It is not chloral that you want, or morphine. It is the Gospel of Jesus Christ." Had Worked Against Him. A gaunt man, with yellowish beard and hair that looked like hackled flax, stood throwing stones at a log meeting house, says the Arkansaw Traveller. He seemed to be aiming his missiles at a small window, the only one that lighted the house, had just thrown, with encour aging directness, a fragment of flint, when a man, riding a horse, drew rein and demanded the cause of the bombard ment. "You jest jog along, now, an' let me 'tend to this, will you?" he replied. "But why are you throwing stones at that church?" "Go on now, I tell you. This here is a fam'ly erfair." "A family affair?" "That's what I 'lowed," attempting to dislodge a stone with the heel of his boot. "I must say that it is a peculiar family affair that leads a man into such a sense less performance as throwing stones at a church." "I don't kere what you must say." He swayed his long arm drew in hishand with a jerk, squatted, stampedtheground, and exclaimed, "I gad, I come in one iv puttin' her thar that time!" He began to poke around in a sort of nodding saunter, looking for another stone. "Look here, if youdon't explain your self I'll swear out a warrant for your arrest." "Go ahead. You'll have a mighty up hill work arrestin' a feller fur 'tendin' to a sam'ly erfair. Bet a dollar I drap one uv 'em when they come out," he added, as he found a stone. "When who comes out?" "My folks-wife, Puss, the Fulguma, Tom Welsh, and that haungry-lookin' preacher." "What are they doing?" "W'y, Tom-never seed rooks so scarce-Tom he has tuck my daughter Puss in thar to marry her, and the others have gone in to help, 'specially that preacher what I'm goin' to whup the fast time I ketch him out. I skeeredthe old - cuss so he wouldn't come over to my house, so he 'suaded 'em to come out here." "Why do you object to your daughter "Wouldn't object ef she waster marry the right eorter man." "Isn't Tom the right sort of man?" "Not by a blamed sight." "Won't he provide well for your daughter?" "Yes, mont do that." "Dosen't he seem to care enough for her?" "0 yas; he has putty nigh broke his neck airter her." "Why, then, do you object to him?" "On account uv his cussed meannem." "In what way is he mean?" "W'y, dad blast him, he's the man that driv whiskey from Oak Grove-tuok around apaper an' had it signed so the - conty jedge wouldn't let no mo' licns be issured, that's whnt's he's done. Tuck away from the citizens nv this here com munity the rightuvgoin'out to the grove uv a Saturday evenin' an' havin' a little fun, that's what's he's done. Bobbed the folks uv a privilege give to 'em by Washington an' ole Andy Jackson an' sich men, when, cadfound him, he knows that I've got two barrels of wild cat that I made last fall, intendin' to pay off a mortgage on my place with it. That's what he's done, an' now, cadfond you, do you recon I want my daughter to marry a man that has wosked agin me thater way?" "Well, but instead of throwing stones at the church, why don't you go to him-" "Look here, do you reckon I wanter go to a man that ha; done whupped me three times, an' stove in all my front teeth? Bide on, now, and don't try to give me advice aboutmy fam'ly matters." Then, finding a stone that suited his fancy, he added, "Bet a ca'f I put this right down in the weddin' circle." The Newspaper in the Schoolroom. The use of the newspaper in school is now getting to be quite common, and the resulteare so gratifying as to prove the wisdom of the plan. The country teacher, who cannot get a~daily, can use his weekly, either giving onlyjan exercise a week, or by dividing the news, give a short exercise each day. The village or city teacher can of course have fresh material each day. The manner of using may be greatly varied and rendered quite attractive. I look my daily over each evening, make a memorandum of the items most instructive and interesting to my classes, and then next day, usually in the morning before school, I write the head Lines on the board, leaving the pu pils to copy and talk over, or possibly read the articles, until the time appointed for our exercise, when each item is taken up and discussed thoroughly. I find these exercises quite as valuable to me as to the pupils. Questions are asked abdut men, nations, and events that put us all to thinking and searching our books of reference; thus the use of books is learn ed. Another day we will read articles from newspapers instead of our readers and again some pupil will prepare the list to be written on the board. Every pupil in my school reads as many papers as he can get hold of, and all are learning to sift out the good and skip the spurious padding with a celerity and judgment that are surprismng.-Carohina Teacher. The Haymarket riot of May 4, 1886. has claimed another victim. Ollicer Timothy Sullivan, who was one of the detail which stood the damage of the Anarchist bomb on that memorable nighit, died at Chicago Tuesday. 'He received -a bulkt in the high, and blood posoniigwhich super vened gradually sapped his strength until dath ened.