The Manning times. (Manning, Clarendon County, S.C.) 1884-current, June 22, 1887, Image 4
A SEVN-YEAR-OLD'S 'IMPRESSIONS.
If there is one thing I hate it is
whisky.
I am only seven years of age, but I
have seen enough of whiskey to make
me hate it forever and forever.
I can't understand why people will
drink it when it is such an awful bad
thing and makes them look so wild and
terrible.
0, I can remember how my pa used
to look when he drank whisky, and I
can remember bow scared mother was
when he came home drunk.
I used to think we were as good as
other people, for we had a nice house
and had enough to eat, and we all seemed
to get along first-rate, except when pa
would go to the tavern and get drunk,
and then when he came home we would
have an awful time. He would strike
mother with anything-he could get hold
of, and once when I told him he was a
bad man to act that way, he took me by
one foot and slammed me clean across
the room.
I was hurt and scared too, and mother
she screamed awful, and then she picked
me up and ran oat of the house.
It was a cold night-yes, awful cold:
I can mind that ve-ry well, for when
mother took me to Mr. Weston's house
they said I was nearly frozen. My leg
hurt me awful bad too, and I cried and
cried.
When Mr. Weston brought the doctor,
he said my leg was broken, and he set it,
and it hurt pretty bad too, but I tried
not to cry, for I knew it made mother
feel kind of distressed.
' But I couldn't stop the cry altogether.
It would break out sometimes. I tell
yQu it is pretty bad to have a broken
le. It is bad for a little boy, but I
-e on it wouldn't be so bad for a big
boy or a man.
Ihated my pa after that. What did
he break my leg for? 1 asked myself
that question a good many times.
Wasn't I his own boy? And hadn't he
been good to me before? Then why
should he rise right up and slam me
across-the room and break my leg just
because I told him he was a bad man to
act so ugly and strike mother?
, I talked to mother about it when I
was lying with my broken leg, and it
hurting pretty bad too, and she said it
was whisky that did it.
But I told her that if whisky and pa
hadn't got together it wouldn't have
been done. Whisky in a bottle wouldn't
have done it, but whisky in pa is what
caused the trouble.
I told mother I wondered why people
drank whisky when it made them so bad,
and caused them to slam boys around
imd break their legs. She said they
couldn't help it. Milen they commenced
they were compelled to go ahead. They
b'ght try to stop, but they couldn't.
whisky is as bad as that, oughtn't
people tt. he very careful? I think they
to shut their. mouths and strike
nhEnd left when they come near to it.
L- never asked mother to explain all
about this, for she died soon alter, and
I didn't have an opportunity to talk to
her, but I suppose that he meant that
whiskey would chase a man and get into
his mouth and down his throat whether
he wanted it or not.
If that's the case, whisky is a terrible
monster.
Mr. Weston is a preacher, and he says
it bites like a serpent, and stings like an
adder, and he says that serpents and
adders are snakes.
I have been thinking about it a good
de.l, and I can't just understand how
whisky can get into the shape of snakes,
but.that must be the way of it, for how
could whisky chase a man and get down
his throat, unless it did first get into the
shape of a snake; and then run along the
-ground and climb up his legs and plumap
down his throat?
AndlIthink this must be the way of
it, because I heard Sammy Weston tell
about a drunkard that had snakes in his
-boots. I reckon the snakes couldn't
climb clear up to the man's mouth and
so they got into his boots.
If Ihad to have snakes at all, I'd an
awfdl sight rather they would get into
'my boots than to get into my mouth and
down my throat.
And;, speaking of boots, I've got my
first pair on now.
My pa z ever had money to buy me
boots, but he had money to buy s- akes.
Now, which is the worst? Snakes, of
I said my mother was dead. Yes, she
didn't live long after pa broke my leg
and drove us out of the house.
Mr. Weston says she died of a broken
heart.
I reckon when people die of brokeu
m.earts they cry a good deal. That's the
way it was with mother, anyhow.
I asked Mr. Weston if he didn't-think
*that when my poor mother died of a
broken heart, somebody oughtn't to go
over and make my pa die of a broken
*head. He began it, yon know.
Mr. Weston got up and went to look
-for good book. I wonder if he thought
it was wicked for me to say that.
I continued. I said I guessed it would
be about right, for he had given mother
a broken heart and me a broken leg, and
it would only be doing him justice to
give him a broken head.
Mr. Weston didn't say anything, but
continued to look for the book.
But I am glad my mother is dead. She
sighed so much, and she cried nearly all
the time, and Mr. Weston says he be.
lieves that she has gone where there is
no sighing nor crying, and where God
wipes all tears away.
I don't reckon pa will ever get io
that good place where mother and God
are.s
When Iget to be abig man, I intend
to fght whisky and enakes as long as I
live.
I don't like people that sell whisky.
If I could talk well, wouldn't I give
them a blowing up?
I,f: nobody had sold pa whisky he
couldn't have got drunk.
And if he hadn't got drunk, he
wouldn't have broken poor mother's
heart.
And he wouldn't have broken my leg.
H. Eliott McBride.
THE NEw YORK HEnAL'S FINANCIAL
ARTICLE in a recent issue takes i0 '2peful
view of matters, and says that .st now
the prospect is especially cheering, since
the recent rainfalls have done incalcula
ble benefit in regions that laid been suf
fering from drouth. Th~e tinancialan
industrial indications have iewise irn
proved. The iron trade is better; higher
prices are bid for steel; the demand for
woolen goods has improived; many thou
sands of striking workmen have returned
to their labors; Europe, fearing lest her
own crops be late, is buying our bread
stuffs at enhanced prices; sterling ex
change is very much lower; immigrants
in vast numbers assing through
Castle Garden on tum. way to develop,
new territory in tne W st; bank e*x
changes, taking the country as a whole,
are very large; and the temper of the
people generally is cheerful, and indica
tive of confidence in the future.
Use Dr. Pierce's. "Pellets" for' couatipa
tion.
- Washing|ton Notem.
Few persons. even among those whu
have figured prominently in politictl life.
ire better known, or more closely identilied
wih the history of the Natiunld Cap'tal.
tim is V. V. Coreoran. Washin'gton's
aud millionaire and philanthroist, 111(d
tit announcement of the fact that he l1.1
-aiered a partial stroke of paralysis cre
: a very general Seunsation throughout
the eiv. If evi(len(e were i:king as to
the cuer;l tfeling( o' anxiety which p.
it. iwo-uil be at once suppllied by a re
view .f the enornious ple ofc s which
wer ,I iP) ul the Larkl tablie inl thlie
hai; fMr. Coreoran' rn tae upon the
li n' Il v te :: i ceni- of his
ihs.Ne:::!y eve-ry pe-rson of note in
tue vit ihd :i card there. Among otli- s
were tho.e of Screaries B:iyard. Whit
ner and Fairchild: the French. Germ:
:usi Urazilian Ministt ;s. Ihron and ihr.
c-s itosen. Admiral Porter. Juniral John
i[. Russell. Medical Director F. L. Harvey
and the oicers of the Washington 3Menu
ment Association, of which Mr. Corcoran
s the president. While there has been a
m:-ked improvement in Mr. Corcoran's
c1,1ndition Since last Tuestay. and he is now
able to sit up a portion of the time. stll
the phvsicians represent that his life Is
the' alance. Against the unfavorable con
,-tion of his extreme old age. the ra-rencs
ot recovery in such cases, :mdl the pr'sibi
itV that an alditinnal strtke of paralysis
na cone at any time, there are the favor
abic circumstances that the patient is en
dowed with a remarkable strong constitu
tion, and his general health is good.
Under the present administration of the
postal service the position of postoflice in
spector is not as much of a sinecure as in
the past. The last session of Congress pro
vided that all fourth-class postotlices should
be inspected as regularly as the more im
pom1nt ones. The examination of fourth
ell:s oli-es that have thus far been made.
mike a very gratifying exhiuit of the -on
n of t service. Out of miore than
1.-0 inspectors rep-or-. less than 10o of
of them contain :y suggesions of ineli
. 'n or earelessuess in the iaagemeti
of 'I oilices.
.I-. .Jay Gould accomp.anid by is wife
al-! three children arrived in Washingtei
on Wenesdav last, the party conming ti
the Po-tomac on Mr. Gould's magniticent
stean yacht Atlauta. During his stav
in thie city -1r. Gould fought very shy of
reporters. in fact despite their greatest
eitt, not a single reporter succeeded in
obtaining an interview with him. There
were various rumors current as to the ob
ject ' vi his i?,it. and the rooms of the Inter
'*'e Comnerce Commission were closely
wachted by the newspaper men. ie
ii owvever, to realise the expectations
of the watchers as he failed to make his
ZIP!' ' -:a Ice and alter spending the day in
dIriin a bout the city he left for Fortress
A Nolpie Federal s.id:rr.
Aion-" the orations delivered cn the
Fe:d-r Decoration Day, that of General
. Griftin. at ladley, Mass., will cause
-cm a- .~t the South.
Gerial Griflin was one of New hanip
shi s soldiers in the war between the
Stats. He was afterwards a lepvablican
m!Icr of Congress. The subject of his
oration ias "The South of To-Day." The
Bos'on 1erald reported his speech in full.
and frovmn that journal the following con
den m.n is taken:
- itd the last ten earGn. Gridii
said. we are tal that 1 miles of rail
roiad have been built in the South, and
more than 8500,000,000 haS been expended
, 1 raioads in the Southern States. The
::sse'sI valuaation of property s Lncreased
duirthatL t!ime( abll,,50,00.Thr
is ".09, 0:) more capital invested in the
-in es e alone than there was tcr
years a:.:o. The cotton mills have doubl-ei
n nrutier and in capacitv in the last four
yeais. and cotton oil mills have nearly
luiadrnpledl in die same time. The nation
is failiar with the great incre':tse of iron
production in the Soth and knows that
she i~:s the largeost deposits of coal and
iron in the world. The iron mines of
Northc rn Alabama. General Grit!i n said.
which tenl ye.ars ago tmighit have been
bought for 8-50.000, to d:y could not be
boughlt for $30.000,000P. Tihe city of Blr
minaan, to which attention has ofani
beenE directed, has grown tip in tha~t time.
To si:ow how the iron intere-t of the South
is increasing, it is stated that from 1880 to
Pi4 ViruiniaI, Alabamna and Tlenncsw.e in
creased the product of pig iron :300,000
tons. while in all tihe rest of the Union the
prodaet decreased tl,000t pounds."
Gen. Griitin has made frequent visits to
the Southi andi is familiar with business
operatins in this section. lHe bears testi
mony to tihe cordial good will of this sec
tion for the North. Considering the fatte
thait Geni. Griflia was an o-uicer in the
Northierni armyv dinning the wvar and .since a
Repui!!ean mIemiber of Cong~ress, his state
ment onuht to be convincing.
The Savannah New thinks that it is
such ::d'lresses as that of Gun. Gritlin that
make all sections of the country really one.
The 1-cople of the Souith are in the Union
and thi: meati to stay there. All they ask
is that their protestation of loyalty to the
government shall be accepted in good faith.
Tuttle's Little Tattle.
Tw': Pl--W~iELPHIA Thnms thinks that
it was not necessary for General Sher
man to write a public letter condemning
the false attitude in which one arrant
demagogue named Tuttle, of Iowa, has
apparently placed the Grand Army of
that State toward thu President. The
Grand Aimiy encampment will be held at
St. Louis next fall, and a committee of
citizens of that city, embracing men of
both p~arties, came to Washington spe
ially to urge the President to visit St.
Louis at the time the encampment is to
be hel, and the President gave a condJi
tionlailpromlise to do so. The great mass
of the veteran soldiers would have been
glad to welcome the President as a guest
on suchi an occasion, but one blatant
de:2agogue, clothed with a little brief
authority, has interviewed himself for
the newsp)aper n opsto to receiv
ing the Preside-nt, until General Sher
man felt called upon to vindicate the
Iod'in of the Union against the dis-'
gracee 1.to which a baiblng fool would
p'l-ge :he. The attempt to degrade
the -oae o-- f the country by an open
exhibitio of disrespect for the President
come-s from one T1uttle, of Iowta, who
happe'ns to have climbed his way to the
hei *f theu Grand Army of that State.
He was ~ sodier and a violent Democrat
duringv thte war, and was several times a
Democratie candidate for local or State
opies. He was the Democratic candi
dat for Governor after the war, when
the Rc'eublcans proved to their own
statation that he: was more of a cotton
specula. 'r tha-n -old ir. He corntinued
o sea~ poitical honiors as a Democrat
untl mo, wh1en' Le hadu succeeded in an
*lcion to the Legislamtre; but many
par o. oei~icial casapp)oinments ias a
Demcra 1::.1 then wearied him of po
iial hin and i. ntdde-nly turned upl
as aL Repu-lican anid quite m;radical as
he h'ad I--en in support of Democraey.
Coro rmeiNa' on the election of Chan
dieri to - -ce United States Senate, the
Doston er cald says
"B:ut v:o shall say that 'Bill' Chia
dhr i-s ot a fair representative of the
palyi vs- hic -eleets ai Keifer for Speaker,
accepts - ahone and Ri ddleberger as its
Sounern aliits, -nd puts forward as its
aional -tandard-bearer .a man so
spirched that in almost any civilized
country i" thle world he could not remain
in nnhlic lif&"
rtem of Interest azhered fro %arloum
(uarterm.
Mr. Blaine has arrived1 at Southampton.
The yellow fever at Key West, Fh., is
n the dilecase.
Russia has decided to ilcrease (des on
olIon, varns and Starch.
The examtination of' witiesses hn the
larpe tr:d ha'.: b n t h
The Crown Prince :.d Prince'ss of Ger
aanv have arrived at Norwood.
31eG,!Ynn sav3 thakt <lres-mrl
t'.l0\l'owne!t' witi tweny'-'tive pe: c'ent. o01.
Acn (' mic( f ra bie 'V :mI
atle il reported in Calhoun coui. l-'or
S.1 r .pi<a Chareb. in tI!n,
'sgu. by fire on TIhursday. f.u6
Counilellsville ke(0 irt)r still hold out
'4st the striikers. notwiti-tafnding the
u-render of (arnegzie
Grilliths. MIarshall %: Co.. brokers of
inr:apolis, e.'ve suspended. They acted
.s Xer shaw A:o' egns
Ftmperor William is recovering from the
of intluen'za fromt whi*ch he has been
i-ri''" for the past few days.
Turnbil's white lend fac!ory in Newt or,
k of Brooklvn. was butrned .1ondy
I zh' I s i. . 0 .
Tiere were, I. wvo ne as.s of vellow fever
h Rey West ye.terday. OneI patient was
fischarged from the hoshial.
President I. F. Coe, cf the Southern Fe
n(de College at Lagrange, Ga., died stid
kcnly on Sunday night of apcplexy.
Charles I. Keep, a New York reporter.
lied on Thursday, leaving a hialf million
-Ilirs, mostly garnered in _"all street.
D.. 31eGl yn is going to send to the
'-ope a petition for his pardon without re
'e tance, sined by~ iiO.m i people'.
The host;le Indins are still on the war
a:a. The chif the Avr ii Apaches
sy here will be a, bi1 Id"n, ar
1a.:o Joet' a hali-breed . who~ "hot tnd
i Ved Walter jl(ynes at Sie'!y \i., on
h'. ith _1iny. was lnche on .dyluav :
. Les It. KeeTe is sa'id to hIavie made a
orm 1ne or two an the past two ' twee
n ('.iifornit ningm ,toc-ks.
Late Field has quit runing down the
NV lIlrons to their faces :.oi left Salt Lake
hit. for the Pacilie coaSt.
iEllionaire Flood's San Francisco palace
md ground- are now enICIOSed. by a bronze
ler.:e which eest exactly 6:40,00.
Th New IIampshire Legb-;h:ure in joint
:]eeled Senator for Senator Pike's unex
ai.. term.
Tj': D State Dnocratie i-xecutive Com
Mit -c of Vrginia has decided to c-ll a
l:L.' Co-anvention for the 4th of August, at
TVie :ld aunual commfienmicent of Salem,
N. ,Femi-de Academy closed Thursday
iglt. Forty-four young lolies were grad
A'i epidemtiic of ilux is razing in Bedford
tou::ty, Va.: a number of deaths have oc
-and Scely a .fLaily in a larie' area
has 1pd e disease.
G r n oillei:d returns show that con
seript-n- -iim isn ; reached 11t ih num
ber.d prosecutions ior emigration with
mut ut.,rmin;ion 1923
TE Earl of Aberdeen, who v.:i Lord
Lcie mut oa Ireland nder G;ladstone's
Im oi- -r:to-n, was given a notable recep
ti .n I~n S."m Frane1"iScO.
"""'":"' aI ::elOO
(il )Brh-n savs hec w. ill aeither ner-c't
no -r ::' :e :ie seat in Pailanent t ; nin
hv 1: b e'n e'eted "until after consuhing
I'eceo Conkiinz keep, a record of his
daily P es Ial exreIses. and its pages show
'.(pid -. -i5 for str et car fare in the
last x ee moonths.
Joh"L I ullvan has n-.' ccene eleven
mont ihout. 'tronlZ drink. and, cr
inaoteI~tford Tom,.~ acts the part of
a "eiman in every resp2 :t.
Cra Leec isi on trial in Springileld. Mo.,
for ti :: urder of the wi fe of her pairamur.
liIr moth er, :dso implicated, is Ema
"-a'ae 1intMiurn Peck. Alaibamna's favor'
ite ;' '. s reparig his second volume for
puli. . I Iis ''Cap and Beib, foiud a
re'dy ile throughout the entire South.
Tfhe bactkbone'd of the great strike was
brokencI by the Uuingarian strikers at tihe
Sterlinai and .Iimntown worhs of Schoon
maker & Co., returning to work at the ol!d
wane .
A few years ago it was thought imiprop~er
for a woman to he a foreign missionary
unlese she 'were a missionary's wife. Now
thecre are 2,400 unmiarriedl womiea in t he
Wila iiradley, an old colored man,
while a' emptig to cross the Columbia and
Grecen ille rilroadl at Hoenen Path last
w~eek was struck by the west-bound freight
tz'in [nd die'd of his injuries.
Senrn Hu"- awle'y has been the orator at a
h-lt d. z'n public celebrations within a foirt
nght, ad the Blaine men are apprehensive
1ha h means to captture the Connecticut
deega 4 tin for Sherman.
Eliz-: ethI Garrett. the umrried sister
of the presOident of the Unltimore and Ohio,
is sai'd 'o have the neat little -num of $20.
00000 ai),'t her command. a:md tis is in
(creah:'r rapidly every day.
At . meetig of the Board of TIruistees
of NeierryCollege the degree of lDoctor
of Divi4.vwas c-,nferred onl tihe lie. Ed
war'd T. H-rn. of C'harlest:n. and the dec
"ree of '.ite'r of Arts on: John A. Chap
man. 04 Newb4eriyV.
The ear in the Newv York coffee ex
chan"ge was broken yesterdiay and the price
w.ent downi narly-] :j per c-eat. A proile
'nd the filu''re of several prom' aent flirms
res-ulte. The amaotont invm iee in these
failures is pu.t at .:,0. .
TLe 'Si-remte ourt of Georgia tias sus
tie~d the dcecision in the conltested Dixon
w ill es. Thle decisio akes~. c Amandaa
Dxnformecrly of Sparta, now 'resident of
Au'ust, ti e richest negress in the' v-orld,
the e't:.i' being valued at :3:35,0 0.
C ark K. Willifo.rd. an old citia (If
An 'r.a cou nty. left home " Fr'idayt las
tuin, erch was maide f' r hain'.' ahs
dead~ 1v v -as found in the wvoods :ibout a
mile f"rn'''l ownt house. Hec died 'f 1o
pley.
Acdele''aton from North Carolina, head
e'd by M'ena'tor' ltansomil and \'anee and
lepr' seniv H enderson, v::dted on the
P res- ien and askded a maodhieiti' ni of the
Excetivie ordecr consolidating ititeriial rev
einie distriets, so thait the cilatricts ii that
Gecner .id !osS'r .-an wrote his- lett'er'
:d--he w r is~ 0vr ad. I am i'lwl .1oI
tvi ed~ ai di.,' he outh s rih
t'la ':a It wa before the wa. in
!!eva'i, i'e '"'nin ' 'ou not p3'-e.' tie
his e into ''avry if l-'"''e. to th
funds of th mc it )Lrotatc e il.ir't'.,
therAe. ia iitrt h ehres
wou liketol 'r~ muc 'r be 'ern. lii:
Ithde isd :better that aUnaliteinate
-eiitor and tant, awith ths mbiibln tdrin
h'is t hat nrbtendd hir ei ers onth
URIC-A-BRAC.
A wOMAN'S N.\Y.
No, Impudence, you shan't have one:
How many times must I refuse? s
Away
I say:
Or else you'll sure my friendship lose.
I cannot bear such forward fun,
So. quick, begone: If not, I'll run:
Whv. now I'll have to be severe-- T
N -. not a kiss to you l'll give- t
Take care
I swear
il tell pipa sure as I live:
I evcr saw a man so queer:
Bu' are you certain no one's near.
Al ways in use-The letter s.
A clean shirt is not a bad bosom friend. f
What causes the flowers to shoot is that
they all carry pistils.
ever judge a man by his salary. Never
judge his salary by his airs.
A slow match-Sparking but never pop
ing the question.
In Southern Califormia the pomegranate
grows as it does in Italy or the Holy Land.
ltussia believes in underground wires.
It is opposed to Poles.
A carpenter is not necessarily a prophet
because he augurs well.
A pig was never known to wash, but a
great many people have seen the pig iron.
It is a fact worth remembering that it does
not take half so long to make a wound as
to heal one.
it is not the change of scene that cures so
many traveling invalids. It is absence from
the doctor.
A camel sometimes lives to the age of 100
years. No wonder he has a hump upon
his back.
The horse-hair snake found in water is
found to I e a parasite inhabiting beetles,
grass-hoppers. etc.
"Goin' into politics?' said the merchant
to the dentist. "Expect to take the stump
occa;ionally," was the reply.
A QUESTION OF PRONUNCIATION.
I is but a step-oh
Down to the dep-oh.
The way is quite steep-oh
That leads to the deep-oh.
I slipped on a grape-oh
Just by the day-poh.
In a store near the dee-pot
I bought this small tea-pot.
'erhaps, to end the agitation, -
We'd better henceforth call it station.
It is claimed by some medical men that
sm -king weakens the eyesight. Maybe it
does. but just see how it strengthens the
breath.
The man who intends to camp out next
month should begin to prepare for it by
sIeeping in the back yard and eating raw
meats.
Friend-You don't mean to say that you
understand French, Tommy! Tommy-U
2 es. I do: for when pa and ma speak French
: ta know Fi to have powder.
"Vhat pains a father more than the cry
of his infant child?" asks some one. We
don't know, unless it is the cry of his in
fant twins.
A recent article is entitled "A Poet on an
ditor." We cannot exactly understand
this. but perhaps he grabbed him while his
ba:vk wias turracd.
It is now stated that George Washington
ued to -o fusi-g occasionally*. This en
titrelv nisets the assertion that he couldn't
te!l lie.
A Qelerated 1.hysician boasting at dinner
'hat -e cured his own hams, a guest ob
.srv "i -Doctor. I am glad to hear that
you i ave cured somethinz."
The newspaper astronomer who says I hat
-re nare only four thousand stars visible to
the rakecd eye has never tried roller skating
on th - back of his head.
"Te r'chest man in Oregon began busi
ness-iby tinning Calf skins," say an ex
ch~o:. Th is is the first time we ever
h-ar of" a chool-teacher getting rich.
The 'l.>ing toast was pronounced at a
rn- 's di(lnner, andl was received with
rt -appo'ause: "The ladies-their eves
Liie the (nly tlame against which there
At Washington every one takes his after
ncon walk on the avenue as religiously as
-e -a t~ o -hurch on Sunday, and actuated
largely by tue same motive-to see other
Says- a philosopher, "N thoroughly oc
eupiedi man was ever miserable." Probably
ti philosopher never spent a forenoon
-mong is friends trying to borrow a five
dollatr note.
Wiestrn horses are not so hardy nor so
erv'ic-able as Canadian horses, owing to
te genera use in the West of corn instead
o outs nd peas which are fed to horses in
At correspondent asks if the sharps in
miatc d.o not virtually include the flats.
We d- n't know how it is in music, but
ill t he unnmusical turmoil of every-day life
tihe sharps always fake in the tlats.
Don't spend your money for a motto of
" Sive my lambs." until you have cleaned
out your back yard and disinfected the
vu--ls-- and 'ewers. Cholera dIoesn't care a
cont'ietal for mottoes.
Pr of. Proctor says that "without water
theres canb no volcano." "That (hic)
may be 1L." said old B3easiy; "'and without
whse there dhie) would be fewer erup
toinsat hiomeu.
-Thiy didn't pick that st uff soion euough,
dId th y, ma-mma?" asked a little boy as heC
pasedl a gr'cery where several cakes of
L imburgeor were takinz -' breathing spell
3tj s.L II. 3MeCall, of 3Mollard Creek. N.
C. h-os recently given birth to her third
pair of twins. She has been married 14
y or mt d ni n this time-bhas presented her
huwband ith 1:. cl hildre-n, of whom 21 still
Mrs. Ba-scom savs she does not see what
they want to make so much fuss about
wheat her prominenat Americans have coats
of-arm or noit. She s:ays if it was coats
withoiit arms it wouitld lie something to talk
:ilbout.
-i ay bo., "- eroaned an old darkey
whto h::d broken his leg, andI was being
bundted rather unceremoniously into an
ambanc'te. "y-' may not blieve it, but it
hus c -lhvrI man jess as much ter git his
le'rok as -it do a white mann."
"Ilinv - tove plate, a thick one, riveted
in my ~ ht. lie saidt sadly to the tinsmith.
"adha'.e this jacke-t lincid with sheet-iron,
double thic'kness in tile back, and put-"
"Gre-' Scott: 3r. 5--, have you gone
rz': --No: lEm to umpire a game of
base b.:l t-orow. i m going to make
"Now.- yo tell ma- I iiave a fair miemoi-y.
a .:reat capac-iy for learning languages, a
I:. 'ump of "ener-aton. aiid a well de
ved -had - -eue'allvy" "You have,"
liid the prenolo-it. "is there anything,
au th --an unde r examinatlion, in the
exb:-r~e c il i joy, "that my bead needs
t- make~ it absolte ly perfect?" "Yes."
"W-\\hati is i, pay?" "Wshuing:"
*.o iotu> ii:ss corr.
1-lo-k atthee dolefully, dear old dress-coat,
aor numbered, i feat-, are thy days
Or ra er -thy nlightS-andi~ no more canst
Sun wans of the w.altzers' wild maz.e.
Th pres'serI 's t skill cannot make thee
a l ouih1t C'larmenit again.]
: -ar' air our follies a smile, aond a tear
for hours too bright far to remnaini.
.If all so-called remedies have failed. Dr.
The Piedmont Exposition.
This exposition which will open in At
tnta on the 10th of October promileso
urpass in magnitude and grandeur li!
otton exhibit held there some ve:. :;.
'he Piedmont section of the Solih wii e
ally represtnted and the Exporillo:, wili
ol( for two weeks. The main fe :: n 01
f the occasion may he briely st:aeiC 01
llows: President Cleveland and .::
sembers of his cabinet will e1'
here. This fact is arivertid ith a , .
aission. The premium lisi cover n . I le
'here is also over $)10,1J0) in n-ing pur-.
nd 200 of the linest r s in th
ill be there. There i :. i ili
rizes. There will be an ec
grand review by the 1r,, . T
yrotechnIc di.-play is gua:r::ea Lt ( e ,
nest ever seen in America c.%c1ia :t
pening of the Brooklyn bridge, an(
ost $9,000 for three Uight', oC
eatures will be Niagara Falls in 1ire wor k I
living wall of light, G0 feet high aud 15
eet long. Atlanta spends 5.0 .000
rounds and buildings. The buildiing:,
xcel in beauty and size those of the con'x
xposition. Every day will be full of spoz i
Lud amusement for the crowd. lic ra.
oads will give reduced rat eetaid
ound trip tickets. at perhap') a ee -
aile. Arrangements for rc::chm; I
rounds are perfect. Both the milr:
nd street cars run into the rroiunds. 'I I"
,xposition will undoubtedly b,- the b
how ever held in the South and wil iake S
n exhibit of the riches of the PiThcno-I I
egion never before equa1llal. !
Fair Play Asked For.
Under the heading "Give \'irgidaj Fai
?lay," the Richmond Slate of Yo.nda
vening enters into a long and exhaulive,
Lnalysis of the debt question, with 1 -w
f showing that the people of thie Oti Dl-j
ninion are fully justitied in refusing -n I,
onger to "tamper with impo-ibiliti.~
1.proposition was made to LLhI bd bond
.o pay them $7:.552 intest ec<ry x.
)n a capital of $2:.27,70. h r<
atives of the bond holders denanI irtetr
o the amount of $534,542 annu l
rincipal of $32,384,453. As an acl
iace of the latter proposition would i c
-essitate an increase of taxation cru" t
he impoverished agricultural secosro
he State, or further cripple the p F!
chools, in which, as it 15. only 71 per cena.
f the children of school age are cro. I
he people cnn never agree to it. Theyi
annot be made to believe that a s::en- CC
hich to many of their dearest interests
would mean ruin can resnablybe x
pected of them, even to pay the publicin
iebtedness that hangs around teeir nlt
ike a millstone. It is a situation that er
itles them to the sympathies of the country.
d if they are forced into repuditio ::t
ast, the event, though to be deplored. N% ill
2ot be without its many mitigating cir um t
tances.
Base Ball Prolir-.
The Boston Herald has been liguring onl
;he profits of base ball. The 1krald r-ke
Boston as a good example by which t,:
lustrate the profitableness of this new a
isiness: There will be about 6: ganies of i
jase ball played in the League As. ociation
luring the season, of which about 20 haia
dready been played. The attendate:
.hem has averaged fully 4,(OO ireople. Thi .
it 50 cents a ticket, yields coasiderabl
nore than $2,000 a game, for there are re
served seats, to the amount of 1, " i,
:umber, at 25 and 50 cents each. the mer
>f which are generally sold, and there 7ire
)erguisites of the grounds which bring i
noney. It is a low estimate to set dIov. ",
he receipts of the season at :.AI25,9W. Uut
>f this are to 1.c inken. perhaps, 6c.h0
,or salaries of players, -UO for ground
!xpenscs and a considerablc sun fi: thea
ost of transporting the )layers from one
,ty to another. It will be liberal to call
his altogether $50,000. The profits, there
ore, that the Seson of live mITonth 1
epresent will be 05,000.
T'he Vacant Jumiieeship.(
A Washington dispatch to the Cincin
aati En'yirer says: Here is sonme inside in
Formation in regard to the vacancy on the
Lnited States Supreme Bench. It concs,
From a thoroughly reliable sotirce. There
-tre only two points settled upon by thre E
President with regard to the appointmlent
e -intends to make to iill the exriaig
ancy. H~e has decided that the posaic
nust go to a representative Southern man,
md, secondly, that he must not be more
han 55 years of age. It is the -desire (If
ir. Cleveland that the man wvhom he ap
points shall be a vigorous man, and one
who will be good for at least fifteen or
wenty years' service upon the: Supreme
Bench. Beyond this the President has not
ivcn the question or the qualitications of
mny of those heretofore named in conm
ion with the appointment the least co::.si
~ration. He wants the man whom he sha-!I
select to be a Democrat who will last fo
ifteen years or more after hie has Mitreld
rom the Presidential oflice.
A Definition.
"What is the difference between ani ned
ent and a surprise'' asked Mrs. Spel'r.
4 breakfast. "All accidents are surpnrie.
aut not all surprises are accidents, replieci
Nr. Spelter. "If I were to tip over the
amp. it wvould be an accident. If you
were to say nothing about it, it would be0 a
urprise." "I see." said Mrs. b ,I dange
usly. "And if you were to comec h1me .
ron the club sober, would t hat be both :n
ccident and a surprise?" "No. my d' ar:
hat would not be un acciden't. It woub'l
>nlv be an incident.'
THE PEE DEE INDEX thinks that "it
will be difficult to fmnd any one to re
lace Dr. McBryde. If possible -the
tate of South Carolina should keep him
t the head of her famous college. The
nan who succeeds him must come with
Sreputation silready made. No exiperi- .
nental marn at this juncture should be
and lessens "be pain, but it greatly
diminmshes the danger to life of botn
naother and child, and leaves the
motlher In a condition more favorabie
to speedy recovery, and less llat~e to
Flooding, Convulsions, and other
alarming symptoms. Its eiceacy in
this respect entities it to be called
TBg 3IoTHERi's FRIEND, and to rank
as one of thre li'e..savmng remedies of
thme nineteenth century.
We cannot publish cerificates con
cern ng this renmedy without wound -
ing the delIcacy of the writers.
we have hundre:1s on fie.
Send for onr book, "To Mothers,-' malted tree
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THE SLO 3S THE LIFE."s
ai.ise it bi using Dr. Pierce's
'n .edicl Di scoveryand good
-:al ,icnzt!;, will beestabliebed].
CONSUMTION,
'' - a oE the Lungs, is ar
*..::-,..:.1 med. if taken be
.1 T hdisease are reached.
- -- . r over this terribly
- . Is: ring this now
-i;lie. Dr. PIErnCE
it his "Con.
- It abandoned that
-. ; niteine which,
-n oI tonic, or
- --cleansing,
St.iive proper
- ited for
;ronxic big
SLungs.
f.. v Yly dbilitated, have
- lowish-brown spots
- -t headac1e or dzzi
1 a :.(p ; 'th, internal heat or
-io hht tlishes. low spirits
irr-glar appetite,
suffering from
. ::nd Torpid
- -- . c." In many
mtoms are expe
ior all such cases,
- .-*den Mledical Din.
Suitting of
Ii reath, i ron.
-: n!, cre Coughs, and
tieeient remedy.
r .:1.00, or SIX
n :1 - for Dr. Pierce's
ori IN D ;i. ay Medical Asso
ltio1n, ; 2 an intt, Mtarll N. Y.
$500 RIEWARD
i:- o:Tered by the proprietors
-Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy
t rens- of c aarrh whic
t.. u:nn't (lire. If you
- ht'. :: scharge frmin the
- r otherwisV . partial lse, of
or ii -vea. Vttk eyes, dull pai
I. you have Catarrh. Thou
'a. e:wS temfin:re i:n consmnption.
r.r:;sCuti'AiiitilEMETr.y cures the worst
0.3 f Catn r-h, "Cold in the Head,'1
Lai Catarrhal Hecadache. 50 cents.
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ligbt Grand Makers, and Ovr
Three Kundred styles to
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lathushek, Bent and Arlon.
ORGANS:
ason & Ham -, Orchestral and
Bay Stat.
Pianios and C ,gans delivered, freight
paid, to all poits South. Fifteen days'
prlal, and Freight Paid Both Ways, if
not satisfactory.
SOrder, andi test the Instruments in
ur Own Homes.
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ing only addI to the popularit y of the original. Do
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Cure Constlpation.Li-:er Comelaint and Sick
Headache. Samn' Dose and Dlream Booki
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u'Pa~. by En'gineers,
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e dramas '" Farmers.
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anaIRC'?G, entfor IalIread En
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